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Here it is. Item number seven
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of next week's
school board meeting.
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A proposal to transition
Abbott Elementary
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into a Legendary Charter School
for the 2023-24 school year.
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Times New Roman,
the most decisive of the fonts.
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Well, I guess that's it.
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Draemond goes to
the school board,
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we become a charter. [ Scoffs ]
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This is horrible.
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I can't be a charter teacher.
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I-I don't have
the wardrobe for it.
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School district's gonna
hang us out to dry yet again.
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Can't we call the teacher's
union or something?
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All they can do is help us
find a job at another public.
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I was really hoping
that I had gotten through
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to that young man.
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As his former teacher,
I thought that Draemond
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would take my words to heart.
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But now we don't know
who will be asked to stay
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and who will be forced to leave,
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and that goes for
teachers and students.
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I know that this seems
really, really bad,
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but look, no matter
what happens,
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we are still Abbott Elementary.
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You know, they can't take
that away from us.
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Just found out we're not gonna
be Abbott Elementary anymore.
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Draemond is changing the name
to "Legendary Schools Presents:
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Abbott Charter."
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What in the Lee Daniels?
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I mean... [ Laughter ]
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Wait, I don't get it.
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You know what? No.
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This is not happening.
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Not on our watch.
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Yeah, that's right. Right?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, no.
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We can do something about this.
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Who is Lee Daniels? Yes.
We're gonna fight back.
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Yes! Of course! Phone voice:
Here is what I found for Lee Daniels.
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African Amer...
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪♪
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That's what needs to happen.
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Operation Save The School
starts now.
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Okay, I'm gonna staple
all the info
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about what's going on
to the kids' clothes
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so the parents see it. Nice.
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I'm gonna butter up
Delisha Sloss
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like a hot dinner roll
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and see what she can do for us
on the school board level.
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And I am gonna talk
to every parent I see
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and tell them
what Legendary is up to.
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When they find out, they are
going to storm the gates... Mm.
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...of the school board.
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If they have gates there. Wait.
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We can hardly get parents
to come to the Open House.
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I don't think you're gonna get
that many at drop off.
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Oh, no, I'm very good
at canvassing.
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People always
open the door for me
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'cause they think
I'm a lost child.
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Oh, Ava, you look great.
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[ Scoffs ] It'd be
breaking news if I didn't.
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Where are you headed?
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To handle my business.
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I would tell y'all my plan,
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but then it'd be compromised
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and this walk off
wouldn't be as enticing.
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Oh, hey! You're
the mom with the bi...
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Mm. You're Krystal, right?
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Yep.
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Oh, cute look. Thank you.
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You should let me
hook you up with my brand.
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We just released our line
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of extra-petite bitch.
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Okay. Thank you. Yeah.
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Listen, I'm trying
to spread the word
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about Draemond Winding
and Legendary Charter...
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Oh, let me stop you right there.
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I read about that on Facebook.
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Look, I'm all for keeping
the schools public.
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What do you need?
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Wow, that was so easy.
[ Chuckles ]
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Man, I had a whole
presentation prepared,
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and if that didn't work,
begging.
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Well, keep me updated.
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Look, take my e-mail... Okay.
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It's S-L-U... Oh, you know what?
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Actually, I can get it
from Venus,
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'cause I'm sure she has it.
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Alright, Miss Teagues. Teagues.
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Okay. Nice to meet you.
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Nice to see you.
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[ Door closes ]
I've got good news,
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and I've got bad news.
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The good news is every day
is a blessing.
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The bad news is Draemond
has already buttered up.
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Delisha Sloss like a freshly
cooked piece of corn on the cob.
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Son of a bitch!
[ Refrigerator thuds ]
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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I'm... This whole situation's
got me on edge.
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My night terrors have spread
into day terrors.
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I can't tell
if I'm asleep right now,
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or if this is some
kind of waking nightmare.
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Like, you know...
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I think I might
be saving Abbott.
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I already got a parent on board,
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and I didn't even have
to fake cry.
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Or real cry.
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The bell went off before
I could get more signatures,
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but the parents want to help.
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We just have to engage them.
So, who's with me?
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I'll do it with you
after school, Janine.
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Oh!
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Uh, I mean I'll get
engaged with you.
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With the parents.
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We're gonna get signatures.
Yes, we are. Yes.
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Who... Who else?
Yes! Alright, I'm with you.
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Yeah, so are we.
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I'm not loved by
all of the parents,
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uh, except for the one
that calls me Stuart Little.
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But even that, I'm not sure
is the compliment
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I want it to be.
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Okay, you hold down
the fort here,
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and the rest of us
will go car to car together.
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Melissa: Yes! Barbara:
Yes! Si se puede!
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Yes! Si se p... Yes!
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Actually, no. Um... no.
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No, no, no. We've
got three more classes.
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Yeah, okay.
We'll do it after school.
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'Cause I'm about to pick
the kids up now...
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Hello. Hey. Hi!
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Sorry, I'm not interested in
saving the whales or whatever.
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Oh, no. I mean, neither am I.
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I don't get the hype.
It's like seahorses...
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Uh, sorry, that's not
what we're here to talk about.
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So, I want to talk to you
about making a change.
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I don't believe
in climate change.
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Uh, alarming, but no.
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Actually, I'm talking
about saving Abbott.
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Ugh, I was more interested
in the whales.
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Barbara: Okay, I just need
a little bit of your time.
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I don't understand. I thought
Abbott was already a charter.
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Actually, it's complicated,
but if you coul...
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Well, unless you can
uncomplicate it,
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I gotta get to work.
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But I... Come on, come on.
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Hey!
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Are you the teacher
that stapled that letter
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to my son's brand-new jacket?
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Jacob!
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I told you, quit stapling stuff
to the kids.
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Excuse me, miss.
I was wondering...
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Oh, hey, Erika. Hey, Greg.
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What you doing out here,
begging for money?
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I told you I can
get you involved
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with my cousin's
Herbalife thing.
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Let me text him. No. No.
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I'm just trying
to get petitions signed.
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Um, Janine tell you about this?
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She might have
mentioned it. Mm-hmm.
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I'll sign.
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So, heard you and Janine
just friends now.
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We are.
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Did she tell you everything?
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That's what friends do...
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Mr. It Was A Whoopsie.
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[ Laughs ]
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So, you cool being
just friends, or...
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Yes.
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I am, Erika.
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It's... fine.
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Are you done signing?
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Ooh, testy.
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I heard that pause, though.
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I'm... I... Well, I
barely got anything.
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Me neither. I mean, I get it.
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I wouldn't sign anything
I handed me.
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Janine, how'd you get that first
person to sign up so easily?
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Well, I just explained
to Krystal that if...
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Oh, the mom
with the "bitch" tattoo.
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Of course she signed on.
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She's one of our most
active parents.
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Yeah.
Oh, this was a fool's errand.
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Now it makes sense, 'cause
we were sent on it by a fool.
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Hey! I'm sorry.
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I know you're trying
really hard,
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but... this may be a lost cause.
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Hey! Don't go!
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This will only take 27 minutes
of your time. [ Tires screech ]
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So, how'd that begging work out?
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Okay, we are not begging.
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We are respectfully pleading,
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and not well. Mm.
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Where'd you go? Job interview.
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Ava!
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I'll be the first one fired
by Legendary.
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You know the saying...
"Finest one in, first one out."
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I thought you were trying
to stop us from going charter.
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I've been trying to stop it.
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Even went down
to the school board myself,
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but now...
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Let's get every teacher
in a room, okay?
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And then we don't leave
until we figure this out.
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Or until 9:00 p. IN.
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That's when my neighbors
start arguing,
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and you can't DVR that.
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Sighs ] What job did you
interview for, anyway?
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Chief Marketing Officer,
Legendary Schools.
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What?
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Their branding needs work.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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I can't believe we might
all get fired.
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We don't know that yet.
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I have had just about enough,
Morton.
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Sorry. That man knows
where my buttons are
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and just loves to push.
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We don't know anything.
This could be good.
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Or very bad.
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Thank you for that
crack analysis, Ally.
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Okay.
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My plan A didn't work out,
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so now I turn to you,
my plan B's.
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Well, I really don't know
where we go from here.
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We didn't get enough signatures,
and we need at least 500
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to prove to the school board that
the community's against going charter.
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Hold up.
All we need is signatures?
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That's easy.
I know tons of names.
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Barbara, Melissa, Jason, Marge,
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Homer, Peter Pan...
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They need to be real names
of real people
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who live in this community. Oh.
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What if we just focus
on new ideas?
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Because what we've been doing
isn't working.
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No idea is too stupid to pitch.
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How about if we just lock
all the doors in the school?
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Then they can't get in.
Like "Lean on Me."
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In a rare turn of events,
I was wrong.
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Please only pitch good ideas.
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Alright, what if we petition
to take over Addington?
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You know, we go on the offense.
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Oh! I like it.
A hostile takeover.
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Did a lot of "hostel" takeovers
in Peru.
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Get it? I stayed in them.
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Just trying to lighten the mood.
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Normally, I would
politely chuckle,
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but this might not
be the right time
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to lighten the mood.
That's it, Morton.
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You want to get nuts?
Let's get nuts.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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We could bribe
the superintendent.
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With what money?
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Would you get your head
in the game, Ally?
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Mr. Johnson:
In my safety deposit box,
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I have 3/4 of what
I think is a treasure map.
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Now if we find
the other quarter...
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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We have to trick them.
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We have to trick the community
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into simply signing their names
on our petition,
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and then we will submit it
to the school board, and...
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we will win.
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It's not my preference
to dance with the devil,
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but this is a special case.
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I'm sorry.
Tricking them just seems wrong.
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They need to know
what they're signing
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and the why behind it.
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No, let's trick 'em.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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Oh, guys, how would we
even do that?
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What, we throw a big festival
during Open House
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and make people sign
the petition to get in?
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Like... Now, that's absurd,
but it does give me an idea.
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We should throw a big fun
festival during the Open House
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and make everyone sign
the petition to get in.
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You just repeated what I said
and added the word "fun" in it.
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Yeah. One problem.
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The parents don't come
to Open House.
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This'll be more than
an Open House.
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We have a couple weeks
to make this thing a blowout
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with games and prizes
and must-see entertainment.
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Why can't you ever give me
credit for a good idea?
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Stop making everything
about you, Janine.
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AVA Fest is about the kids.
283
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Hold up. Ava Fest?
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Why is it named after you,
all of a sudden?
285
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It's not, Melissa. A-V-A.
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A Very Abbott Festival.
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
288
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AVA Fest prep is popping off.
289
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Now, we don't have a lot
to work with,
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so we're leaning
on our strengths.
291
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Janine is trying
to locate her rhythm
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and help the step team
with their performance.
293
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[ Hip-hop music plays ] Oh,
Ava, thank goodness you're here.
294
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So, the girls told me you said
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they could dance to Ice Spice.
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I'm gonna say no,
but I have a catalog
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that I think is pretty good.
298
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Mr. Johnson
found an old dunk tank
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in the basement.
Melissa: Oh, come on.
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What, are you kidding me?
You said it yourself.
301
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The parents don't exactly
love you.
302
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They would be psyched
to come and dunk your ass.
303
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I don't know how to swim.
304
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And now it's dangerous?
Even better.
305
00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,928
Barb is working on
a motivational speech.
306
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And to them I say,
"This is how you Abbott."
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I'm thinking about ending
with a song.
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And we welcome your
vocal acrobatics. [ Vocalizing ]
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This is gonna be
the best show in Philly
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since Dru Hill sold out
the Wachovia Center in '03.
311
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They were like two hours late,
but Sisqó did like 30 backflips.
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Mr. J is working
to keep the place spotless.
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What do you call this?
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Sharpening my mop.
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We're going to war.
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Sure, whatever.
317
00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:01,619
We got sharp mops, dunk tanks,
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00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:02,953
step, and food?
319
00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,205
[ Scoffs ] What's the problem?
320
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,748
They have conflicting opinions
321
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,083
on the consistency
of the macaroni.
322
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,417
He would like soupy... Solid.
323
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,919
And I believe
he would like solid.
324
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,879
I would like to go back
to my classroom.
325
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This is AVA Fest, baby.
326
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,799
We'll have soupy and solid.
327
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Double 'ronis.
328
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,159
Congrats.
329
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,600
Miss Teagues,
are you getting fired?
330
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,978
What? No. N-No.
I don't... think so.
331
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,396
I heard the school is changing,
332
00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,315
and I think
I'm getting fired, too.
333
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,944
Okay. No one is going anywhere,
at least not for now.
334
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,487
So we're getting fired later?
335
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,864
Go back to your art project.
336
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,157
[ Knock on door ]
337
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,118
Oh, hey. It is so busy.
338
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,994
They are making projects
for AVA Fest and Open House.
339
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,704
I'm worried this isn't gonna
be enough, though.
340
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,665
Feels like we need more than
popsicle-stick houses
341
00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:48,666
to get people to show up.
342
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,251
Well, some are castles.
343
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,710
I'm thinking more
of a headliner.
344
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,879
It's like going to see Paramore
without Hayley Williams.
345
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,172
There are other people
in that band?
346
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:56,882
Yeah, actually. Hmm.
347
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,092
Maybe I can call Tariq.
348
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,468
What? Why?
349
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,262
Well, because he's from
the neighborhood,
350
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,721
and... and people like him.
351
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,599
And he's on the WNBA pre-game
pump-up playlist on Spotify.
352
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,434
He could draw a crowd.
353
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,687
Um, I don't... I don't...
I don't think so.
354
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,564
Um, he's a bit of a wild card.
355
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,190
But I do think we're
on the right track.
356
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,441
We're gonna figure this out.
357
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,092
Okay. Yeah.
358
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,864
Hey! You better watch that.
359
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,365
Anytime the score gets past 20,
360
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,950
that thing starts
to shake. Please.
361
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,451
That scoreboard's been here
since you had
362
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,745
a full head of hair
and a look of hope on your face.
363
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,331
So, this is all great, Ava,
but, you know, Gregory and I
364
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,001
were thinking that we needed
something, you know, flashy.
365
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,169
Like something big, a big name.
366
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,587
Something for the parents.
367
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,797
Ooh, ooh.
What about Nikki Giovanni?
368
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,549
Oh, my God. Do you know her?
369
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,134
No. Ava: You know what?
370
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,760
I've already handled this.
371
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,119
Walk with me. [ Chuckles ]
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00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,600
Boom! [ Chuckles ]
373
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,727
You got Jazmine Sullivan
to come here tomorrow night?
374
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,729
That's amazing, Ava.
375
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:52,688
We're gonna pull this off.
[ Chuckles ]
376
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,315
Yes.
377
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,775
Who is Jazmine Sulliv...
378
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,218
[ Cellphone thuds ]
379
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:00,946
Janine: Things are looking up.
380
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,573
But nothing more dangerous
381
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,450
than an uninformed signatory.
382
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,994
So I have a plan in place
to make sure the community
383
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,038
understands the situation
at hand.
384
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,123
Now turn around.
I gotta wand you, son.
385
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,626
[ Imitating wand buzzing ]
386
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,710
Is that a curling iron?
387
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,170
Can't be too careful.
388
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,463
Hey, where the party at?
389
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,631
Oh, my God. It's right here.
390
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,674
[ Laughs ] Wow, isn't this fun?
391
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,009
Um, I'm sure you guys
are members
392
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,636
of the community like I am,
393
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,512
and I heard there's
an informational sesh
394
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,431
taking place about
the issues facing Abbott.
395
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,557
Yo, don't you work here?
396
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,184
She does. Alright, okay.
397
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,644
Guilty.
398
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,771
Serving a life sentence
as an educator.
399
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,439
But I just want you to know
the petition you're signing
400
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,857
means we can keep
Abbott, Abbott.
401
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,484
Information is power.
402
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,760
Listen, lady, I'm just trying
to dunk a white dude.
403
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,239
Next!
404
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,657
♪ Two bad brauds ♪
405
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,867
♪ Lookin' like they down right ♪
406
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,869
♪ Ah, baby, tell me
is you down right? ♪
407
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,454
Alright, step right up.
Step right up.
408
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,706
You're not really a fan of him,
409
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,583
and now's your chance
to send him plunging
410
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,211
into whatever
our tap water's made of.
411
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,129
Let's go. Come on.
412
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,673
Oh, I knew it, Morton.
413
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,050
I knew you hated me.
[ Chuckles ]
414
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,134
Oh, uh...
415
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,844
Sorry.
416
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,721
Amber: Hey, Gregory.
417
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,890
Hey, Amber. Um, how are you?
418
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,268
Good. Cute. You?
419
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,812
I'm good. I see you finally
got your bag.
420
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,188
[ Chuckles ] Thank you.
421
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,898
My boyfriend got it for me.
422
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,067
Your boyfriend?
We broke up like two weeks ago.
423
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,902
And? I met Rashon a week after.
424
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,737
Gregory, look.
425
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,239
It's a wrap between us,
426
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,283
but you'll find somebody
more your speed.
427
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,660
Let's just focus
on the festival.
428
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,870
Um... Dad: You know I
don't like hanging around.
429
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,998
When is Jazmine Sullivan
getting here?
430
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,457
[ Scoffs ] I bet I won't.
431
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,626
Look, I'm giving it
about 10 more minutes.
432
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,627
I need to get on home.
433
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,212
Hey. [ Clears throat ]
How we doing?
434
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,172
Still quite a few
signatures short.
435
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,466
[ Sighs ] Man, well, people
are starting to, like,
436
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,843
call their friends and tell them
not to come, you know?
437
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,553
Where's our headliner?
438
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,263
You know, that's a really
good question.
439
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,682
Right? [ Chuckles ]
440
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,226
Um, Ava?
441
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,353
When is Jazmine Sullivan
getting here?
442
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,480
Good one, Gregory.
Like she'd ever come here.
443
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,150
What? But you said
she was coming.
444
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,652
Yeah, but before I said that,
Barb said to trick 'em.
445
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,404
So she's not coming?
446
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,489
You need to pay better
attention, Janine.
447
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,099
Buckets! [ Laughs ]
448
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,456
Ava, why did you lie? I
thought that was the whole point.
449
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,249
You lie to them, not to us.
450
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,751
My lies don't discriminate.
Oh, my God.
451
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,252
Look, either way, we still
don't have enough signatures.
452
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,837
Well, look,
maybe they won't realize it.
453
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,214
Dad: Hey, yo, Jazmine
Sullivan ain't even coming, y'all.
454
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,467
Yeah, they done tricked us
into supporting the school
455
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,844
by dangling the carrot
of a local yet global
456
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,472
R&B songstress in our face!
457
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,432
Well, they put that together
quite quickly.
458
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:35,392
Okay, I had a feeling
that Ava may pull an Ava,
459
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,977
so I called in
a backup plan, but...
460
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,896
Tariq: Ah. Well, well, well.
461
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,939
If it isn't the little people
who first believed in me,
462
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,900
and then I left behind
for FADE and fortune.
463
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,569
Tariq, you're here?
Yeah, what's up, 'Neen?
464
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,404
Don't try to win me back
with some type of grand gesture.
465
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,156
I am very busy right now,
actually. [ Laughs ]
466
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,157
Get on the stage.
467
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,283
You're right, Talent Manager.
468
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,243
Alright. Give me that.
469
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,287
You called Tariq?
470
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,538
Anything for Abbott, right?
471
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,956
Aw, yeah.
472
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,375
Time to slay one
for my day ones.
473
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,337
What's up, y'all? Yeah!
474
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,422
Legendary Schools,
they said that my jingle
475
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,591
infringed upon
a "existing melody."
476
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,801
Like... [ Chuckles ]
477
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,094
And then FADE, they fired me
478
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,262
because I had become
a liability.
479
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:15,224
So, yeah, between
Legendary Schools, FADE,
480
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,017
that one dude
at Lady Foot Locker,
481
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,020
I got enough beefs to start
a butcher shop right now.
482
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:20,938
Let me see y'all put a fist up.
483
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:21,939
Yeah.
484
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,440
Put that fist up real quick.
485
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,983
This a powerful symbol.
486
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,611
This... This
the universal symbol for...
487
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,863
Hey, we... we will fight y'all.
488
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,990
Yeah, you feel me? Let's go.
489
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,450
[ Rapping ] ♪ Abbott
on Abbott on Abbott ♪
490
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:34,785
♪ That booty big,
so I'mma grab it ♪
491
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,829
♪ You tryin' to finesse
the teacher ♪
492
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,247
♪ You better start prayin',
go call up your preacher ♪
493
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,706
♪ Abbott on Abbott on Abbott ♪
494
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,375
♪ That booty big,
so I'mma grab it ♪
495
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,085
♪ You tryin' to finesse
the teacher ♪
496
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,086
♪ You better start prayin',
go call up your preacher ♪
497
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,462
♪ Yeah ♪
498
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:46,713
♪ Your children are our future ♪
499
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,173
♪ It ain't no debate ♪
500
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,883
♪ Play with a teacher's aide ♪
501
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,009
♪ I'mma catch a case ♪
502
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,511
♪ Better not be slippin' ♪
503
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,221
♪ Or that steel,
you gon' be kissin' ♪
504
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,514
♪ Packed my bags
'cause they was trippin' ♪
505
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,516
♪ They want beef,
I'm in the kitchen ♪
506
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,017
♪ Play with a teacher,
you fittin' to get slapped ♪
507
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,435
♪ No gonorrhea,
but you gon' get clapped ♪
508
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,520
♪ Yeah! ♪
509
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,021
♪ Put your hands up ♪
510
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,858
Put them adult hands up. Yeah.
511
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:06,859
Hey, now, Abbott going up!
512
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,235
They got a rapper now.
513
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,444
You should pull up.
514
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,071
Never have I ever
515
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,740
been so happy to hear
such explicit content.
516
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:14,867
Yep. Mm.
517
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,743
So happy I thought of this.
518
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,454
Oh, no. Is that...
519
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,331
Barbara: Draemond.
520
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,625
[ Chuckles ]
What is he doing here?
521
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,878
Did y'all get a youth pastor
to do stand-up during my set?
522
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,421
What's going on? [ Laughter ]
523
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,714
Good evening, everyone.
524
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,133
I'm Draemond Winding
from Legendary Schools,
525
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,177
and I'm sorry to say
you're being lied to.
526
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,928
The petition that's
circulating this evening
527
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,139
is nothing more than a promise
to hold your children back.
528
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,516
[ Crowd gasps ] These
teachers are afraid of change.
529
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,894
They want to keep this place
tore up from the floor up.
530
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,729
Okay, just give me the signal.
531
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:44,980
But I want to turn it
into a beautiful,
532
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,107
new Legendary property.
533
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,192
Yo, I just walked around
this school.
534
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,902
This place looks alright to me.
535
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,279
But we can do better.
We will do better.
536
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:55,699
I heard those Legendary Schools
do look fresh and new.
537
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,493
And we can bring that here.
538
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,120
The truth is Abbott is failing.
539
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,455
Parent #2: I haven't
been here all year,
540
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,748
but they're making race cars,
541
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:05,209
doing goofy murals
and fun stuff here.
542
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,793
They do the best
with what they have.
543
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,962
I went to Abbott.
544
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,756
The great Mrs. Howard
was my teacher,
545
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,591
and she gave me so much.
546
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,259
Then I struggled
547
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,970
until I found my way
into a charter school.
548
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,723
Folks, you talk to any parent
from Addington...
549
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,934
My kid went to Addington,
and you kicked him out.
550
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,352
[ Crowd gasps ]
551
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,811
No, we don't...
We don't kick kids out.
552
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,397
We encourage a small few
553
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,275
to explore other
educational opportunities.
554
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,361
Yeah, by kicking them out.
555
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,404
I want to focus on the future.
556
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:39,034
This place is going to get
a full and complete facelift.
557
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,329
We are going to hire the best
and brightest teachers.
558
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,748
What about the teachers
we have here now?
559
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,542
What you gonna do?
You gonna fire Mrs. Howard?
560
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,168
Huh? No, not Mrs. Howard. No.
561
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,545
Oh, yeah? Then who?
562
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,046
If your child becomes a student
563
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,631
at Legendary Charter,
you will s...
564
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,132
If? Wait, wait, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
565
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,468
My kid might not
even get to go here?
566
00:17:56,492 --> 00:18:00,222
We employ a lottery system
to ensure equality.
567
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,473
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
568
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,975
I play the lottery
every single day,
569
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,601
and I never win.
570
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,979
This man is playing
the Powerball with our kids!
571
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,730
[ Indistinct shouting ]
572
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,441
The reality is.
573
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,278
Legendary has resources
Abbott just does not.
574
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,071
Then why don't you spend
that money on Abbott?
575
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,991
Help us make this school better,
since you care so much.
576
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,034
[ Cheers and applause ]
577
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,911
See, I told you
our community would step up.
578
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,580
I guess they know more about
this stuff than we thought.
579
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,249
Yeah, no. What they know
is a phony when they see one.
580
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,001
Yeah. Folks, listen.
What... What I...
581
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,460
Man, get out of here
with that nut-ass suit.
582
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,004
[ Laughter ]
583
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,172
Tariq: Yeah.
584
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,299
[ Laughter continues ]
585
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,883
Go on somewhere.
586
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,176
Yeah, yeah. Get them all.
587
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,595
Get 'em out of here. Bye!
588
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,054
Get 'em out of here.
589
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,682
Yeah. Get 'em out of here.
590
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,310
[ Rapping ]
♪ Abbott on Abbott on Abbott ♪
591
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,853
♪ Abbott on Abbott on Abbott ♪
592
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,479
♪ Abbott on Abbott on Abbott ♪
593
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,231
♪ Abbott on Abbott on Abbott ♪
594
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,816
♪ Abbott on Abbott on Abbott ♪
595
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,192
♪ Abbott on Abbott on Abbott ♪♪
596
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,277
♪ Impact bulletproof ♪
597
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,570
♪ So we don't got... to prove ♪
598
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,196
♪ Suwoo, on my blood ♪
599
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,032
♪ But we still gon' rock
the blue, too ♪
600
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,743
♪ Call me a doll, but he
don't know that it's voodoo ♪
601
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,286
♪ Sippin' Stella, this my era ♪
602
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,495
[ Bell dings ]
♪ Baby, it's a new groove ♪
603
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,122
♪ It's water weight
in diamonds ♪
604
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,665
♪ You could say I chew
with Bluetooth ♪
605
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,667
♪♪
606
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:11,668
[ Cheers and applause ]
607
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,545
[ Indistinct conversation ]
608
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,505
♪♪
609
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,592
I guess I've been bested
by the best.
610
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,886
And I hope that now we can just
611
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,721
put this whole endeavor
behind us.
612
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:26,058
This actually takes a lot
off my plate. [ Chuckles ]
613
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:29,061
I really brought the community
together tonight, huh?
614
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,563
Bless your soul, Draemond.
615
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,190
Barbara:
Every student is special,
616
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,775
and you have to give them
your best.
617
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,069
And you hope that they will
carry it with them,
618
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,987
but at the end of the day,
619
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,740
they have to decide
who they want to be.
620
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:46,828
And this one decided
to be a jackass.
621
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,747
Alright, I think we have
cleaned up enough for tonight.
622
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:49,790
We can do the rest tomorrow.
623
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,458
It is so magical
624
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,460
when everyone comes together
for a cause.
625
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,921
See? This is what I love
about emergencies.
626
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:56,963
You know what?
Now that we've got
627
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,340
the community all fired up,
628
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,549
we should ask them
for more stuff,
629
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,010
like calculators
and another dunk tank.
630
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,887
You know, Tariq really
bailed us out.
631
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,598
Yes, and you called him.
You saved Abbott.
632
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,101
Well, we all did.
633
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,852
And the best part
is Mr. Morton and I
634
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,313
are practically BFFs now. Ooh.
635
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,315
No, he still hates you.
[ Barbara laughs ]
636
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,526
Impossible. What did he say?
637
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,528
He said, "I still hate Jacob.
Pass the chips."
638
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,279
Wait a minute. There were chips?
639
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,865
Why was I eating wet-yet-dry
macaroni all night?
640
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,368
[ Chuckles ]
I am so happy Abbott is safe.
641
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,703
This is the best...
642
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,287
[ Loud crash ] Oh, geez.
643
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,456
Ooh, what in the immaculate
reception?
644
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,582
Oh.
645
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,835
Melissa Oh. Scoreboard.
Jacob: Always something.
646
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,461
Well, Abbott's gonna Abbott.
647
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,296
You know what? Let's go home.
648
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,923
We can hit the ground running
on this Monday.
649
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,341
Hell, yeah.
650
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:44,136
[ Sighs ] Guys...
651
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,846
[ Whispers ] I think
I can pick this up, right?
652
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,289
Janine, don't try and fix that!
653
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,688
Oh, yeah, yeah. You know.
654
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,273
I'm tryin' to find a new lane
since this FADE beef.
655
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,691
I'm looking at a lot of avenues
untouched by mainstream rappers.
656
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,943
I got a whole gang
of national park songs,
657
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,236
mainly about how mountaintops
658
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,571
look like boobies.
659
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,114
I got a anti-Amazon song.
660
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,949
I got a pro-Amazon song called.
661
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,576
"She Gon' Get This Package."
662
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,453
I got a song about, uh,
endangered species,
663
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,747
'cause I'm trying to help them
bring velociraptors back.
664
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,457
You know, when they get
the mosquitos in that amber.
665
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:14,583
You know how they do.
666
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,877
Um, hey, any of y'all got a car?
667
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,296
'Cause I need a ride back
to New York and then...
668
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:23,365
And then back here to Philly
with all my stuff in it.
669
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,496
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