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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Ugh! Disgusting.
Janine: Alright.

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Wow, we're just not biting
our tongues anymore?

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This is vintage. Okay, no.

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There's a green bubble
on the group chat.

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I have an iPhone,
but I left the group chat

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after Mr. Johnson started
that soup thread.

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Uh, it's me, okay?

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I-I got a new phone. A droid.

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Wait, there's a group chat?

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Look, it's not easy
being green, okay?

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Android discrimination is one
of the last acceptable forms

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of hate in this country.

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There was a pothole
on 50th Street.

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I tried to warn you about it.

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Yeah, well, I hit it

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because I couldn't read
your stupid text.

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I just don't have time for this.

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Go back to the blue bubble!

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Life is hard enough as it is.

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Now I got two classes
worth of grades to finish

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and a tire to replace.

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You know what?

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I would like to see
your phone survive that.

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Let me in the group chat. No.

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I tried, but they say
you "ha ha" every text...

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That's not fair,
and that's not true.

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Breaking news, y'all.

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You let another camera crew
onto school property?

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Seriously?
We're from Channel Six.

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Rolling. Action news.

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The Chief Education Officer

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for the Philadelphia
Board of Education is here,

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Elizabeth Washington, with a
special announcement. [ Chuckles ]

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Every year,
the Philadelphia school district

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shines a light on an educator
that represents

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what it means to be
an exceptional educator.

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And this year,
the award goes to...

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Gregory Eddie.

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh!

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This Gregory Eddie? Me?

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Yeah, you, with your
fine, silly ass. Ah!

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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]

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♪

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Could we get some B-roll
ahead of the interview

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with our Mr. Eddie? Of course.

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We have everything you need

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for a motivational
yet emotional package.

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Sad kids, mad kids,
happy kids, new kids.

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Ignore that kid.

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I didn't like that.

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Oh!

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Congratulations, Gregory.

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Thanks, I guess.

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This is weird, right?

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How can I be
Educator of the Year

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if I haven't even been
a full-time teacher

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for the whole year?

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Well, typically, the award
has been about optics.

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And by awarding you, it might
encourage other young Black men

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to become
elementary school teachers.

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Besides,
it makes them look good.

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It's not merit-based at all,

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but who wants to live
in a meritocracy?

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[ Laughs ]

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Gregory: I don't get it.

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I'm also very uncomfortable
with the extra attention.

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I'm uncomfortable
in general, but...

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Alright.
You guys are killing it, truly.

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So, what is the capital
of Alaska?

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Tasia. Juneau.

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That's right... Juneau,

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which is also
a very funny movie.

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[ Chuckles ] Alright, let's
move on to the Aloha state.

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[ Students gasp ]

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Ohh, I hate geography.

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Deshaun, please.

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Shut up!

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Students: Ooh!

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Janine: That's Deshaun.

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Deshaun's been having
difficulties all year,

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but lately,
it's been getting worse.

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I tried talking to him,
incentivizing him with rewards,

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but nothing's really worked. Yet.

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So, I'm gonna be using
my not-so-secret secret weapon,

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a parent meeting.

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[ Sighs ]

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Come on. Enjoy your recess.

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And please don't eat any dirt.

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I just added new fertilizer.

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[ Sighs ]

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Oh, I'm just going
to the bathroom.

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You don't need to follow me.

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Good. Yeah.

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Barbara, this came for you.

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I have to go to court?

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Oh, wait. This is
a cease-and-desist for me.

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Coleman Camping Supplies
seems to think

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that they're the only Colemans
that can sell camping supplies.

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I got lanterns, too.

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You didn't complete

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your continuing education requirements.

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Every five years,
every schoolteacher

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must take
continuing education classes,

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as mandated
by the school district,

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which means that
after all these years,

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I must prove to them
that I can still teach.

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It is preposterous.

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I'm sure I completed them all.

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Well, the school district
says otherwise,

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'cause you're one course short.

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You'll have to complete it,

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or you will lose
your teaching license

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and you'll be out
on the streets.

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Why can't you be
more like Gregory?

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Have more educator-of-the-year
energy.

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Hey, Ava? Sorry.

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I have something pressing.

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Can I get your permission
to move up

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a parent-teacher meeting
from next week to today?

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I'm having... Sounds lovely.

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I have an announcement to make.

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Go bananas.

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Okay.

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Alright.

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Now, remember to keep sounding
out those vocab words,

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and you did really good
on that last quiz, okay?

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And cut! That was beautiful.

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Actually, Brayden,
I'll give the notes.

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So, can we just try another one

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where you give him a high five?

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I didn't do that
for the cameras.

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Oh, I know that's clear.

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[ Laughs ]

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But this one's gonna be delightful.

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Delightful.

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You can sit down, man.

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Um, do you guys think
you have enough?

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Like, are we done here?

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[ Sighs deeply ]

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You're not what I would call
a natural, but yeah.

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So, I think we are done
filming, guys.

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Great. Awesome.
You can head out.

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Right this way.

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So... Oh, my bad.
You're the doc crew.

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You're the one with the bird
tattoo, not the snake.

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You can stay.

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But y'all can dip
like guacamole.

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Come on, now. There it is.

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Okay.

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The door is right down
this hallway.

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I'm gonna...

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Okay. And we'll see you
at the ceremony.

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Ceremony? What?

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Well, there's a ceremony,
of course.

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There's food, drinks,
spoken-word poem,

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children's choir...

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From Abbott?
Oh, God, I hope not.

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Oh, bonus...

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We have one
of your fellow teachers

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who's gonna present
the award to you herself.

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Mm. Who are you talking about?

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Ms. Schemmenti to deliver, uh,

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a speech about your
outsized accomplishments,

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which I'm sure... Um, could
we get another teacher to do it?

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Like, literally anybody else?

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Or maybe I could even
present it to myself.

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[ Intercom beeps ]
Ava: <i>Attention, Abbott!</i>

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<i>After school in the gym...</i>
Oh. Shh!

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<i>...we'll be having the
Educator of the Year ceremony</i>

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<i>for the slim, the sensual,
the strange Gregory Eddie.</i>

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<i>He'll receive said award
from everyone's favorite</i>

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<i>neighborhood Italian,
Melissa Schemmenti.</i>

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<i>Gaba gootz!</i>

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<i>Ladies free before 3:00 p. IN.</i>

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<i>Sponsored by Bone Town.
Oww, oww!</i>

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What the hell's going on?
Melissa, I'm sorry. I had no idea.

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Okay, why me?

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So, we like to have
a diverse, kaleidoscopic POV

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to bridge the gap between
culture and education.

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What this white lady is saying

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is they want
a white lady to do it

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because y'all been
acting up this year.

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Yes! Thank you so much.
That's right.

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Trust me, you don't want to get
on the district's bad side.

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- Ms. Schemmenti!
- Ms. Schemmenti!

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[ Rhythmic knocking ]

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Hey,
Mr. Educator of the Yeeeear!

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[ Chuckles ] Don't
do that. [ Chuckles ]

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Uh, how's it going
with Deshaun today?

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Oh, it's...

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it's going.

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Yeah, let's just say I'm happy
I'm talking to his mom today.

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So, you ready to get
the keys to the city yet?

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I hate to break up
this little love-fest,

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but I don't have much time.

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What love? There's no love here.

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Gregory, intro!

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Bye.

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So, apparently,
I'm supposed to say

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some nice things about you,

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so why don't you just tell me
some of the things

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you think you accomplished
over the year,

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and I'll whip it up
into an intro?

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Okay, have a seat.

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Alright. Uh, okay.

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I feel like we've made progress
on identifying shapes,

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although a lot of them got
hexagons and polygons confused.

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And then one of them thought a
polygon was the Pentagon, and...

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Okay, just give me something,

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anything you thought
you were good at... go.

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I-I don't... I don't really know.

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I feel like I'm below average
at teaching language arts,

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which, like,
what does that say about me?

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How about I say
you are punctual?

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And all the kids love you.

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To be completely honest,
I don't know that they do.

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But some of them like me.

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[ Breathes sharply ]
How about this?

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I'm just gonna do, like,
a regift speech.

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I'll just repurpose
some of the compliments

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I've gotten over the years.

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Okay? [ School bell rings ]

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[ Indistinct conversations
in distance ]

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Jacob, I'm going to
ask you something,

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and I only want
a "yes" or a "no" response.

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Can you help me... Oh, my God!

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Lord, build me a fence.
Yes. What is it?

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Calm down.

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I need help signing into
a continuing education class.

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Okay, well, let's take
a look-see.

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Looks like a lot
of goofy acronyms so far.

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Mm. A complete waste of time.

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NAP... Nodding and Praising.

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I only praise the Lord.

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MUD... Meeting Under Duress.

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Mm, I came up out of the mud.

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FART...
Facilitating A Reading Tyke.

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Seems like they wanted
to do that.

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And look, most of the seats
are taken.

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Uh, okay, got one.

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[ Key clacks ] Boom! IGAL...
Intergenerational Active Listening.

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What'd you say?

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IGAL for My Gal.

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Put it in your cal, pal.

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[ Keys clacking ]

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Oh! Yurrr!

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There he is,
Educator of the Year!

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Ashley. What are you doing here?

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I thought you were
at another school now.

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I was. [ Chuckles ]

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And then another one after that,

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and then another one after that.

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And then they gave me
Teacher's Aide of the Year!

256
00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,584
Look at us.

257
00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,253
Two young guns,
killing awards season.

258
00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:48,921
Pew pew! [ Blows ]

259
00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,280
[ Indistinct conversations
in distance ]

260
00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:57,704
♪ La la la la la la la ♪

261
00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,224
This feels like a bit much.

262
00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,018
Students:
♪ La la la la la la la ♪

263
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,310
That was my first school ID.

264
00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,896
I forgot to smile.

265
00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,231
Students:
♪ La la la la la la la ♪

266
00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,025
Your award put the spotlight
on Abbott,

267
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,444
so we have to make the most
of it before the news moves on

268
00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:15,031
to a cannibal celebrity or some
new Frisbee dog champion.

269
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,348
Now, get onstage and tell me
if these lasers blind you.

270
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,327
Melissa: Hey, Pink Floyd,

271
00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,830
since you gave me nothing to work with
for your intro... ♪ La la la la la la la ♪

272
00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,790
...I thought maybe I'd just go with
the quickest dinner grace I know,

273
00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,959
but I thank you
instead of Jesus.

274
00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:29,003
Uh, Melissa. What's up?

275
00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,671
How do you feel about all this?

276
00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:33,174
Yeah, you know,
it's all bit showy and goofy,

277
00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,843
but I do like that giant gift certificate
to Bone Town. ♪ La la la la la la la ♪

278
00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:36,802
I like that sort of thing.

279
00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,471
You know, food.

280
00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,556
Andrew: The wind beneath our...

281
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,433
Students: Wings!

282
00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:45,102
Gregory Eddie,
a Black man with a plan.

283
00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,063
Ain't that fly?
♪ La la la la la la la ♪

284
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,399
Some may go low,
but he won't go get...

285
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,984
High!

286
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:56,197
-Er learning with a hue
and sense of humor.

287
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,531
Take him down?

288
00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,116
Nah, son.
♪ La la la la la la la ♪

289
00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,535
His name ain't Nas, but he's...

290
00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,788
God's son!

291
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:09,484
♪ Did you ever knowwww that
you're my herrrrrooooooooooo? ♪

292
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,445
[ Sighs ]

293
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,134
Oh, hi.

294
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,761
Ms. O'Neill, please come in.

295
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,638
Cassandra. Alright.

296
00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,181
Nice to meet you, Ms. Cassandra.

297
00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,100
Just Cassandra works fine.

298
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,142
Alright. Please have a seat.

299
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,751
[ Door closes ]

300
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,399
First of all, thank you
so much for coming in.

301
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,527
I know it's difficult to do
in the middle of a work day.

302
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,445
Oh, it's fine.
I just had someone pick up

303
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,739
the rest of my shift
on short notice, but I'm here.

304
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,408
I respect that, so I'll get
right into it. Mm-hmm.

305
00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:45,913
So, you know, I've been
dealing with some issues

306
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,582
with your son Deshaun
since the beginning of the year,

307
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,543
minor issues,
and I've been managing them,

308
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,545
but as the year has gone on,

309
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,004
it's just gotten
progressively worse.

310
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,714
Worse? How?

311
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,633
Well, it started off with,
like, small things,

312
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,302
like him calling out the answers
without raising his hand.

313
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,887
But, you know,
now it's started to escalate

314
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,223
to him throwing books and...

315
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,808
The right answers
or the wrong answers?

316
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,268
Well, right or wrong,

317
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,436
it's just disruptive
to the other students.

318
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,605
Mm-hmm, I see.

319
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:14,608
And look, I know we both want
what's best for Deshaun.

320
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,110
So what do you want from me?

321
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,111
[ Chuckles ] Well, I thought...

322
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,821
Thought what, exactly?

323
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,948
This wasn't my first option,
by the way.

324
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,616
As I've said, his behavior

325
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,035
has been getting
progressively worse,

326
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,620
and I've been trying
to make sure

327
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,747
he's having a successful
time at school.

328
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,457
And nobody's stopping you
from doing that.

329
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,376
He's kind of stopping me, actually.

330
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,152
He's 7.
You can't control a 7-year-old?

331
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:39,049
Cassandra, it's not
about control.

332
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,342
You know, we're setting him up

333
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,136
to be the best student
he can be,

334
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,220
and you know,
we're a team in this.

335
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,638
We're not a team.

336
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,098
And I don't see how he could
be the best student

337
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,749
that he could be
with a teacher like you.

338
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,228
Um, excuse me?
[ Cellphone vibrates ]

339
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,646
[ Sighs ]
And now my boss is calling.

340
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,524
I took time out of <i>my</i> day,
away from <i>my</i> job,

341
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,234
to come down here to hear
you complain about my son,

342
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,111
and you're not even
doing your job.

343
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:02,072
I'm doing the best I can
with your son.

344
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,490
If this is the best
that you can do,

345
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,059
you are the worst teacher
that I've ever seen.

346
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:08,871
You know, and you're right.

347
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,706
Call me Ms. O'Neill.

348
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,041
Down here wasting my damn time.

349
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,691
[ Door opens, closes ]

350
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,465
[ Breathing sharply ]

351
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,908
[ Quietly crying ]

352
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,723
Janine? Ah.

353
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,974
What's wrong?

354
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:34,313
[ Sniffles ]
Um, Deshaun's mom, uh...

355
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:38,859
she called me a bad teacher,
and it was just...

356
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,236
[ Claps hands ]

357
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,320
I don't even know why
I'm crying right now.

358
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,072
Look, look.

359
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,990
She doesn't know what
she's talking about, okay?

360
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,307
You're a good teacher, Janine.

361
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,828
[ Crying, sniffling ]

362
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,413
Janine?

363
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,831
Who am I going to have

364
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:57,044
an intergenerational
conversation with?

365
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,027
Oh.

366
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,384
What happened?
A parent yelled at her.

367
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,761
I'm trying to help, but I think
I'm making it worse. It's okay.

368
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,721
[ Intercom beeps ] Ava: <i>Paging
Educator of the Year, Mr. Eddie.</i>

369
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,974
<i>Your essence is needed
at the award presentation,</i>

370
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,892
<i>so bring that punim to the gym!</i>

371
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,894
Gregory, you go on ahead.
I can handle this.

372
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,646
Knock if you need me.
I'll be in my classroom.

373
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,814
Okay. Go on.

374
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,840
Thank you. Mm-hmm.

375
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:25,364
Uh, so [breathes deeply]
she comes in,

376
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:28,534
and I told her
about her son's acting out.

377
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,953
You know, I'm trying to have
a conversation...

378
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,622
Cool, calm, where we figure out
what to do. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

379
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,457
I offered solutions.

380
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,709
I was patient.

381
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,003
I told her we're a team.

382
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,528
And...

383
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,490
[ Voice breaks ]
...she just destroyed me.

384
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,078
She called me the worst
teacher she's ever seen.

385
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,057
Janine, do you believe
you're the worst teacher?

386
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,309
I don't know.

387
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,854
I've done everything I can
for Deshaun,

388
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:59,440
and it's not enough, so maybe.

389
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,109
So, what you're gonna do
is pick yourself up,

390
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,527
dust yourself off,

391
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,280
come back here tomorrow,
and do your job.

392
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,240
But I didn't solve the problem.

393
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,640
I am failing him.

394
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,078
I have been called
a bad teacher more times

395
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,497
than I can ever remember.
[ Sniffles ]

396
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,499
People have thrown dirt
on my name.

397
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,793
Others have given flowers.
[ Sighs ]

398
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,087
But it's all a garden to me.

399
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:25,299
Barbara, I've never
seen you fail a child.

400
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,967
You always find a solution.
Oh, please.

401
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,719
I do not always have the answer.

402
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,679
In fact, there are
some issues and problems

403
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,515
that are just too difficult
for anyone,

404
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,894
even me, to solve
in one school year.

405
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:40,564
But if you come back here
tomorrow ready to do your job,

406
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,859
having not given up on yourself
or that student,

407
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,488
well, that is not failure.

408
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,014
Sometimes, that's
what success looks like.

409
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,164
So, how long do you think
that conversation was?

410
00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,042
You know, let's just round it up
to 15 minutes.

411
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:03,504
Now, I am going to need you
to initial and sign

412
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,172
my IGAL worksheet.

413
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,758
Oh, okay.
Yeah. See? There you go.

414
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,552
[ Sniffles ] Oh, and if you see
any more weeping millennials

415
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,555
roaming the hallway,
please, send them my way.

416
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,516
Okay. Um, thank you so much.

417
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,332
Thank you, baby.

418
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,358
Hey!

419
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,110
What are you doing in here,
Mr. Educator of the Year?

420
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,529
The ceremony's out this way.

421
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,989
Look, I don't think I can go up
there and accept this award.

422
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,282
What?

423
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,909
They set up the whole gym
for you.

424
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,120
I wrote you this great speech.

425
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,497
Well, I landed on
a Jalen Hurts tribute post

426
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,981
that I repurposed, but still.

427
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,585
Honestly, I feel ridiculous.

428
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,546
Like, I don't deserve
this award.

429
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,214
[ Scoffs ] With everything that
Barbara does for the school,

430
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,216
and you teaching two grades,
and... and...

431
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,718
And Janine getting yelled at
by a parent,

432
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,762
I feel like I'm the last person
who should get this.

433
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,098
Yeah, you're definitely not the
best teacher in Philadelphia.

434
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,641
Or, you know, this school.

435
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,560
Or your grade.
Or even this classroom.

436
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,186
Is there a point?
Like, where are we going?

437
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,523
Gregory, you don't deserve to be
Educator of the Year.

438
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,275
Still waiting for that point.

439
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:10,362
But I've seen you stick it out
and improve week after week.

440
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,389
You work really hard
to get better, and you care.

441
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,162
So maybe someday, you'll grow
into deserving this award.

442
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,454
But you know what?

443
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,039
They're not gonna give it
to you then.

444
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,501
'Cause you can't choose
when people acknowledge you.

445
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,878
This is your moment.

446
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:30,132
So just, hey, think of it like
you accept the award early.

447
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,509
Okay.

448
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,928
Maybe I'm like
"Rookie of the Year."

449
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,014
Yeah.

450
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,141
Well, the thing is, you are
still an important member

451
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,143
of this team,
so get in the game.

452
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,251
[ Breathes sharply ]

453
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,606
Yeah! Let's go, Slugger!

454
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:48,817
Finally, I'd like to send
a shout-out to all the schools

455
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,736
I haven't had to soft quit
this year.

456
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,321
[ Chuckles ] Not me being
so good at my job

457
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,406
they always tell me I don't have
to come back.

458
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,616
[ Chuckles ] Thank you.
[ Feedback whines ]

459
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,909
Wow...

460
00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:00,579
so beautiful to see
a LatinX aide

461
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,248
share her why with us.

462
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,084
Now, please welcome to the stage

463
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,671
Italian-American teacher
Melissa Schemmenti,

464
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,132
who will introduce
our marquee award,

465
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,759
Educator of the Year.

466
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:17,137
Okay, even for me, this seems
incredibly performative.

467
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,996
You got this, girl!
Do it for Italy!

468
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,183
Got it, Ashley. Okay.

469
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,935
I'm here to present
Educator of the Year

470
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,895
for some God-forsaken reason.

471
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,272
This trophy gets handed out
every year

472
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,982
to some random jabroni,

473
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:33,362
and this year, it's going to...
an underdog.

474
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,322
When he came off the bench
last year,

475
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,782
we all wrote him off,

476
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:39,576
like some 53rd overall
draft pick in the second round.

477
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,869
Yes, we did.

478
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,205
But week after week,
this young man stepped up.

479
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,582
And this year,
he is Abbott's first string.

480
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,126
Hell, he's
Offensive Player of the Year.

481
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,462
Educator. Educator of the Year!

482
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,256
We're happy to have him
on our team,

483
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,757
and with him,
we can go all the way

484
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,592
to the Super Bowl of learning!
[ Cheers and applause ]

485
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:59,596
Ladies and gentlemen,
your Educator of the Year,

486
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,558
Gregory Thompson Eddie!
[ Saxophone playing ]

487
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,059
[ Cheers and applause ]

488
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:09,481
♪

489
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,441
[ Playing ends ]

490
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,986
Wow, t-thank you, Melissa, um...

491
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,904
I'm actually a Ravens fan.

492
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,097
[ Audience booing ]

493
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,993
Go to hell.

494
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,018
[ Door opens ]

495
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,998
[ Door closes ]

496
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,792
Uh, this is surreal, um...

497
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,502
But realistically,
I can't accept this award.

498
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,004
Cameras down.

499
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,964
I'll accept on his behalf.

500
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:37,009
I can't fully accept this award
because I'm still learning.

501
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,260
Cameras back up.

502
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,845
As teachers, we all are.

503
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,681
But every day
I can come in here and teach,

504
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,601
I'm being held up
by some of the most

505
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,770
incredibly deserving teachers
here at Abbott.

506
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,230
[ Snapping fingers ]

507
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,316
This profession isn't
about being the best,

508
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,924
it's about doing your best.

509
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,321
Being a constant
for your students

510
00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:00,157
on the good days, the bad,
the terrible.

511
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,974
It's the showing up that counts.

512
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:07,289
Uh, so I'd like
to dedicate this award

513
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,500
to all the teachers
here at Abbott

514
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,837
who show up every day
and give their best.

515
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,071
[ Chuckles lightly ]

516
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,216
It's an honor to walk
through those doors

517
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,676
with you every morning.

518
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,927
Thank you.

519
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:23,037
[ Cheers and applause ]

520
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,269
Thank you.

521
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:33,774
And please, please give a hand
to this wonderful Black man.

522
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,025
[ Applause continues ]

523
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,842
Woman: Whoo!

524
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:39,613
[ Indistinct conversations ]

525
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:40,864
How you doing?

526
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,074
Better now.

527
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,368
Today was tough.

528
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,078
Definitely don't feel like
Teacher of the Year.

529
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,372
You know, funny enough,
neither do I.

530
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,748
[ Both chuckle ]

531
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,000
Ah. Aide of the Year!

532
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,168
Mm. Yeah.

533
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,252
I know that we've always had

534
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,712
a will-they-won't-they
thing going,

535
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,780
but I appreciate how
you've remained professional.

536
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,157
My heart is with Benito.

537
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,702
Who's she talking about? Mnh.

538
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,554
Ah!

539
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,098
Oh, okay. Oh, wow.

540
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,432
Delicious.

541
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,542
<i>Qué rico, qué rico, qué rico.</i>

542
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,896
That award is ugly as hell.

543
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,481
I mean, an apple? You think?

544
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,816
I'm pretty sure they got it
from Dollar Tree.

545
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,150
[ Chuckles ] I bet it cost.

546
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,068
[Jamaican accent] tree dollars.

547
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,112
[ Both laugh ] Shabba!

548
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,781
[ As Janine ] Oh, Gregory,
I am so proud of you.

549
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:23,990
[ As Gregory ]
Thank you, Janine.

550
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,033
I am proud of you.

551
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,451
My heart is full of love

552
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,328
even though my pockets
are full of lint.

553
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,748
Oh, Gregory,
our love is so pure.

554
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,417
[ Normal voice ]
Actually, I'm gonna go home.

555
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,483
We were killin' it!

556
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,382
Mm. Alright, you're all
logged in for your first class.

557
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,383
[ Breathes deeply ]

558
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,826
Make friends and learn lots.

559
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,471
Alright.

560
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,181
Let's see who's teaching this.
[ Keys clack ]

561
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,182
Okay.

562
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,475
<i>Hello, everyone.</i>

563
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,519
<i>I'm your teacher, Dr. Johnson.</i>

564
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:55,188
<i>Welcome to Intergenerational
Active Listening,</i>

565
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:58,817
<i>also known as iGal. Okurr?</i>

566
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:01,570
<i>The active listening class
that hits different, no cap.</i>

567
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,780
<i>I'll be your teacher,
but not your friend.</i>

568
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,158
<i>And I'm low-key deadass.</i>

569
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,017
<i>You don't like it,
then hop off, bro.</i>

570
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,662
<i>Feel free to chime in</i>

571
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,748
<i>if someone hasn't understood
the assignment.</i>

572
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:13,790
<i>Ya feel me, stupid?</i>

573
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,125
Stupid?

574
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,358
<i>Did I say that right?</i>

575
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,338
Oh, Lord.

576
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,339
<i>Deadass.</i>

577
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,407
Dea... [ Grunts ]

578
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,496
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