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Thank you, sir. Sounds like
quite the opportunity.
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I'll deliberate on the
objective and report back.
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Okay. Okay, bye.
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- Boy, you in the FBI?
- What?
5
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No, I was just
talking to my dad.
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That's the way you
talk to your dad?
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Yes. Uh, he was asking me
to come up to Baltimore
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to work at his
landscaping company,
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- but just for the summer.
- A likely story.
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Probably planning on
how to assassinate
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another Black community leader.
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COINTELPRO killed Teena Marie.
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- Teena Marie was white.
- To you.
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How would I even
get into the FBI?
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The same way you got
into the notoriously
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hard-to-break-into landscaping
industry... nepotism.
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You want to work in landscaping?
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Of course. I love nature.
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I'm a master forager.
My specialty... mushrooms.
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I don't know how to leave
this conversation
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Eddie Lawn and Care doesn't
even roll off the tongue.
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Mr. Johnson and Eddie
Landscaping on the other hand?
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Now, that's a company
you can trust.
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Okay, well,
if I don't take the gig,
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I'll be sure to put in
a good word for you.
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Oh, see you, Gregory.
Goodbye, Mr. Johnson.
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You know what?
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I'm just realizing I don't
know your first name.
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When you get home tonight,
look up in the sky.
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It's written in the stars.
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- He on one today.
- Okay.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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So what does a Gregory
pack for an overnight trip
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to the Franklin Institute?
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- We have a do-rag.
- Uh-huh.
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- All 13 essential vitamins.
- Of course.
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And night socks.
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- Night socks?
- Yeah.
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For after I take
off my day socks.
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[both chuckle]
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Today's the big field trip
to the Franklin Institute,
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which is my favorite museum
of science and technology.
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- And it's a sleepover.
- Yes, our first sleepover.
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Because neither of us has
ever done a sleepover before.
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- With teachers.
- And the kids.
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- Everyone.
- Everyone's going to be there.
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There's going to be
a lot of people there.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Man, I'm happy Ava paired
us up as group buddies.
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Now, don't ever leave us behind.
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I need you to have my
back in case someone
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casts an ancient spell and
the exhibits come to life.
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I'm counting on those tiny
fists for very precise blows.
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Wait. So you did watch
"Night at the Museum"?
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Yeah.
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I take all your
recommendations seriously.
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I want to know why
you like stuff.
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- [clank]
- Uh-uh.
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I don't like clanks in bags.
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Clank-clank lead
to the clink-clink.
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Meet Edith Houghton...
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Named after the MLB's
first female scout
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for none other
than the Phillies.
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Can't sleep a wink without her.
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[bat clanks]
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Dang, Barb.
Did you pack Gerald in there?
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We worked too hard
on this fundraiser
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to get kicked out
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because you want to get
freaky in Sir Isaac's Loft.
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I have an extensive
nighttime regimen
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that will not be abandoned
because of an overnight
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youth excursion.
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Explaining why she hasn't aged
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since before the Internet.
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I know. What you got in there?
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Did I hear the bell?
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No.
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- [bell rings]
- Ha!
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Lucky us. Two-bell day.
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Huh.
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Are we there yet?
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Uh, well, the buses
aren't even here yet, so, no.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Hey, Maurice.
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- Hey, Janine.
- Hey, Maurice.
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Sorry for
the surprise appearance.
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We're just about to
go on a field trip.
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I did walk this way
assuming you'd be inside.
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Yeah. I'm in there a lot.
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[laughs]
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Oh. Look, I really wanted
to apologize
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for how things went down
at Bone Town.
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You ever notice how people
say they want to apologize
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instead of just apologizing?
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It's wild.
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- Well, I'm sorry.
- It's all good.
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Gregory told me
not to pursue you,
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and I did anyway,
so I guess we're both
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in our selfish eras.
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Wait.
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I'm not selfish.
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- You are.
- I'm not.
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Oh, hey, Mr. Eddie,
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just a heads-up that this one
is a tricky sleeper.
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He'll lay down, but that
is not the end of it.
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You got to watch him.
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He'll pretend to be asleep,
but he's not asleep.
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He is not asleep!
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- Are you listening?
- Huh?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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So, for clarity, you don't
think you were being selfish?
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No.
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Oh, so it's normal
for you to invite a guy
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to his favorite
barbecue restaurant
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just to break up with him
in front of his friend
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who you kissed
but didn't actually date?
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I didn't think of it that way.
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Yeah.
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It stung a little bit,
but it's all good.
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I, too, become
selfish sometimes.
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For example, I'm ghosting
this girl right now.
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You know, she thinks I'm dead,
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but this convo, it inspired
me to reach out to her,
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send her a text.
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I wouldn't want to hurt her.
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I felt like I was making
a lot of progress this year,
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but to find out that I hurt
someone who didn't deserve it,
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without knowing,
because I'm selfish...
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I never want to do that again.
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Come on in. Go ahead.
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- Okay, guys.
- Here we go.
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Thanks.
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Ariana, you're falling behind.
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Come on. You got to keep up.
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Mr. Eddie, my shoulders
don't work anymore.
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Oh, no.
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Okay, you want me to hold your
backpack for a little bit?
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Okay. There we go.
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Well, good thing I took
all those vitamins, right?
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- [chuckles]
- All right, guys.
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Let's go see another exhibit.
Come on.
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There's a bunch of stuff here,
not just Ben Franklin.
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Come on.
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Don't be shy
if you have questions.
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Rail transportation
transformed America,
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and it could happen again today
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if we invest in high-speed rail.
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Amen, sister.
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Yeah, if we harness
today's technology,
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trains could get
to Washington, D. C.,
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- in just half an hour.
- And, more importantly,
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it could get
out of Washington, D. C.
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And back to Philadelphia
in 30 minutes,
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which is 29 minutes longer
than the ideal scenario.
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[laughs] Well, I don't know
that I would be in such a rush
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to leave our nation's capital.
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Yeah, you're forgetting
that Philadelphia
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was the capital first.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Okay, yes. She... You know that.
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She knew that.
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As did I. Yeah.
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This is a museum, but
let's not live in the past.
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Where are you from?
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Uh, Westchester...
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- New York.
- Yeah. Unbelievable.
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So youse people move here,
you don't learn the history,
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and then you got the
nerve to work at a museum.
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- [scoffs]
- Well, I'm a volunteer.
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And you are worth every penny
they're paying you, sweetheart.
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Okay. Let's see
Miss Schemmenti's neighborhood.
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[indistinct chatter,
electricity buzzing]
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"The unbounded
emptiness of space
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is incomprehensible
to the human mind."
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Hmm. I don't know why they're
wasting time telling you
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about what isn't out there.
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You need to be worried
about what is.
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What are you saying?
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There are at least
100 billion galaxies.
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Do you think that Earth is the
only place hospitable to life
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in 100 billion galaxies?
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Are you saying aliens are real?
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Of course they're real.
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What I'm saying is, they
might already be here.
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Ava, you're frightening
the children.
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I just want them to be prepared.
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More than 80% of the ocean has
never been explored by humans.
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Aliens might already be
here, drinking mai tais
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and using the Indian Ocean
as a lazy river.
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[heart beating]
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[grunting]
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Oh, hi.
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Mr. Eddie taught
me a train song.
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♪ Chugga chugga, chugga chugga,
chugga chugga, free hugs! ♪
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Oh!
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Hey.
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So you seem completely
unaffected by the cutest thing
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I've ever taught a child.
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- Are you good?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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So I talked to my dad earlier.
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He wants me to come
up to Baltimore for the summer.
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- Mm.
- It's only an hour away...
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- Mm. Mm.
- By train.
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But I was thinking
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that maybe I'd stay in Philly
for the summer.
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You know, if you
had any thoughts...
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Oh, wow.
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Uh...
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- well, do you want to go?
- Maybe.
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But I thought maybe we could
hang out some for the summer.
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I know there's two or three
more "Night at the Museums"
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we could watch.
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You've seen one, you've
seen them all, you know.
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Look, staying here
could be cool,
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00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,905
but going to Baltimore
sounds great.
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See family, you know?
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You should do whatever you want,
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what... whatever you want to do.
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Hey, Jalen, let someone else
have a turn on the train.
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Oh, God.
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I'm tired, too.
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Let's go. Lie down.
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Here you go.
Help me. Grab the bottom end.
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Oh.
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Excuse me.
Are there any private quarters?
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Uh, we've got kids by
the train and in the map room.
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Ooh, the one place that's empty
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is the galaxy room, although
it can feel kind of creepy
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- in there at night.
- That's perfect. Thank you.
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Hey, Barb.
Don't listen to this clown.
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She's not even from Philly.
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Does that preclude me
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from knowing
the layout of the museum?
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Probably.
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What's the matter? You don't
want to sleep in here with us?
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I do, but I need space
to calm my kids down.
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My class and half the school
is traumatized
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after hearing
Ava Night Shyamalan.
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That's the name she remembers?
242
00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,424
Ooh, can't believe I snagged
a spot next to your group.
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00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:10,675
Hey, do you remember what to do
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if I start having sleep
paralysis?
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00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,137
Um, shake you till you wake up?
246
00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,764
What? No, no.
Gently cradle my head...
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Can we talk?
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00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,937
Hey, has Janine been
acting different?
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00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,482
Uh, honestly, I haven't
seen her that much today.
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Ava paired me with Morton,
so all of my energy
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has gone into keeping my cool.
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He better watch it.
253
00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,864
You know, Night Jacob,
he's got that dog in him.
254
00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,199
- Can we get back to Janine?
- Yes.
255
00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,492
Um, what did... what did she say
256
00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,077
when you asked her what's wrong?
257
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,745
Uh...
258
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,288
You didn't ask her? Sheesh.
259
00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,706
It is no wonder your dad
is a landscaper,
260
00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:42,999
the way you beat
around the bush.
261
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,292
All right, calm down.
262
00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,086
You know, sometimes
I think you two
263
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,670
should just, like,
kiss and get it over with.
264
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,596
You need to be better about
hiding things with your face.
265
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,680
Sorry.
266
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,724
Deet me.
267
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,060
- It was PECSA weekend.
- Frickin' classic.
268
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,395
We got a little tipsy
in the living classroom.
269
00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:05,688
We just got lost in the moment.
270
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,148
She and I drove home together.
271
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,317
She did not say a word...
Treachery of the highest order.
272
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,568
Don't be mad at Janine...
After we kissed,
273
00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,278
we said we weren't
going to talk about it.
274
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,863
Okay, well, you have to know
that that is a very strange way
275
00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,406
to handle that.
276
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,699
Maybe.
277
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,034
You two have done
everything but tell
278
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,327
each other how you feel.
279
00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,870
You... you have to
tell her how you feel.
280
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,791
There's no real going
back after that, is there?
281
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,626
Nope.
282
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,795
But there might be a lot of
good stuff on the other side.
283
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,257
Bro hug?
284
00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,051
Yeah.
285
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,813
Hey. I made an alien
drawing for you.
286
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,691
What do you think?
287
00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,901
Now, see, this is
where they get you.
288
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,112
What if they're humanoids
that look just like us?
289
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,238
The only difference might be,
290
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,865
they're not used
to our atmosphere.
291
00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,742
So their only giveaway would
be a breathing apparatus?
292
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,119
Exactly.
293
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,707
So I don't get a thank-you
294
00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,375
for putting you
next to your little boyfriend?
295
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,626
What are you talking about?
296
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,128
I made you class
buddies with Gregory.
297
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,838
You can thank me after you
have your really short,
298
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,381
broad-shouldered babies.
299
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,216
That man built like
the Longhorn logo.
300
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,635
Hey, he is not my boyfriend.
301
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,265
Ava, has anyone ever
called you selfish?
302
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,684
All the time. My grandma
called me selfish this morning.
303
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,644
- Right.
- But I don't care.
304
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,104
I take care of myself.
305
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,231
And I see you doing it, too.
306
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,734
Going on your little vacation.
[giggles]
307
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,611
- Stealing money from your mama.
- That's not what happened.
308
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,321
Whatever.
309
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,989
But it looks good on you.
310
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:41,284
As long as you're not hurting
anybody, what's the problem?
311
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,369
Hey.
312
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,288
Uh, once the kids go to sleep,
you think we could talk?
313
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:50,043
Um...
314
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,961
You know what? I think
it'd be better if I was over
315
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,421
by, you know, Barbara's class,
316
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,839
because she has this
white-noise machine
317
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:55,965
that I was really trying to use.
318
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:56,966
I might get one of those.
319
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,801
So, um, everybody
in my class, up.
320
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,345
Let's go, let's go.
321
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,888
We're going to go over to
sleep next to Mrs. Howard.
322
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,348
Grab your things.
323
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,560
Ah. Hey, Barbara.
324
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,145
We're just going to
scooch in next to y'all.
325
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,731
Scooching is an act
best done silently.
326
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,107
Good night.
327
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,108
All right.
328
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,652
Scooch in, you guys.
329
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,778
Shh, quietly.
330
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,696
[white-noise machine hissing]
Hmm.
331
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,198
Not what I thought
a white-noise machine
332
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,324
would sound like.
333
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,243
[whispering]
All right, guys, quietly.
334
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,577
Lay down.
335
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,249
- So how'd it go?
- Great.
336
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,416
He hasn't moved in,
like, 15 minutes.
337
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,126
- It's kind of creepy, actually.
- No, no.
338
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,753
- I'm talking about Janine.
- Oh.
339
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,546
Well, I asked if we
could talk and she moved
340
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,049
her kids to the other room,
so that's that, I guess.
341
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,467
Oh, yeah. That's that.
342
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,052
Yeah, you'll probably
never see her again.
343
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,595
- Relax.
- I'm relaxed, man.
344
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,055
You relax, okay?
345
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,765
Everybody I like knows it.
346
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,352
Zach and Diego Luna
have seen my tweets, so...
347
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,786
Hey.
348
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,746
Hi.
349
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:12,292
[sighs] So this morning you
seemed really excited
350
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,377
to have our classes
paired together.
351
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,797
And then you talked to Maurice,
and now things feel different.
352
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,424
Yeah. That wasn't about you.
353
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,092
Well, it sure
seemed like it was.
354
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:24,137
Okay, look, Gregory,
don't worry about it.
355
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,347
Just forget it.
356
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,682
But I don't want to forget it.
357
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,809
- [sighs] Why not?
- Because I like you, Janine.
358
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,732
I have feelings for you, and...
359
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,942
- [children grunting]
- Watch it!
360
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,945
[CPAP machine hissing]
361
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,739
Alien!
362
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:46,117
[children screaming]
363
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,959
[children screaming]
364
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,794
Where is it?
365
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,383
Let's do this.
366
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,802
- Did y'all see the alien?
- Yeah, we just want to talk.
367
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,637
Barbara is the alien.
368
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,681
Melissa, I would never
ask you to take Barbara out.
369
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,851
- Jacob, take the bat.
- Everybody, please calm down.
370
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,605
This whole hubbub started
because the kids saw this.
371
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,315
Barb!
372
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,067
You already killed the alien
by ripping off his mask?
373
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,903
She's a hero, y'all!
374
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,989
This is my CPAP machine.
375
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,408
I was recently diagnosed
with sleep apnea,
376
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:30,119
so I use a CPAP machine.
377
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,914
I'm obviously very particular
about how I present myself,
378
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,583
so I tried to hide it.
379
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,918
I was wearing this.
380
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,253
And because of Ava's antics,
381
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,632
the kids thought
that I was an alien.
382
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,884
So it was just
a misunderstanding.
383
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,470
[laughs] What a relief!
384
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,722
And no one to blame, at that.
385
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,933
Y'all go ahead, round up the
kids so I can go to sleep.
386
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,935
If I don't get a smooth
11 hours,
387
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,478
I get a little handsy.
[chuckles]
388
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:58,439
[Janine scoffs]
389
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,733
- You okay?
- Fine.
390
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,611
- Okay, a little embarrassed.
- Ah, don't be embarrassed.
391
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,530
You're aging with dignity.
392
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,907
Meanwhile, I got to pack
an extra pair of underwear
393
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,367
if I plan on laughing that day.
394
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:12,411
- [snorts] Come on. Come on.
- You know...
395
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,704
Let's get the kids.
396
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,749
[children yelling]
397
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,793
[heart beating]
398
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,007
- Hey.
- No kids in this ventricle.
399
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,051
None in this atrium, so...
400
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,979
I like you, too...
401
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,897
like, a lot.
402
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,568
I kind of knew that.
403
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,029
Whatever.
404
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,574
So for how long did you like me?
405
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,033
Like, how long?
406
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,119
Pretty much since the
first day I got to Abbott.
407
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,954
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
408
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,956
Me too. [Both scoff]
409
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,791
But I couldn't really
admit it, because...
410
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,209
- Tariq. Yeah.
- Right.
411
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,130
So, if you liked me
for that long,
412
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,382
then what was
the whole Taylor thing?
413
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,675
You were in
414
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,177
a multi-presidential-term
relationship when...
415
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,386
Okay. But then I wasn't.
416
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,512
Are we really about to do this?
417
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,556
- And then Amber.
- Hey, she asked me out.
418
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:14,891
And you was giving me nothing.
419
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,142
Kissing you was
giving you nothing?
420
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,476
You called it a whoops.
421
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,103
You could have said
it wasn't a whoops.
422
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,063
Look, I didn't think it
was an accident or a mistake.
423
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,441
Besides, you started
dating Maurice.
424
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,026
We were both all over the place.
425
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,903
But we're here...
426
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,615
Now.
427
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:34,410
[sighs]
428
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:43,044
Look, talking to Mo,
it did change things.
429
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:48,716
But it didn't change
how I feel about you.
430
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,801
It changed how I feel about me.
431
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,720
What are you saying?
432
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,265
Gregory, I come
to school every day happy
433
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,227
because I get to see you
434
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:03,773
and have a friend like you,
and I cannot lose that friend.
435
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,108
But maybe I am selfish.
436
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,320
And if I need to be right now,
437
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,406
then I don't want to wind up
hurting you.
438
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,327
It's you.
439
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:20,915
And if we did this,
then it would be...
440
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,541
Something real.
441
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,876
Yeah.
442
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,257
I understand.
443
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:37,139
We should get back.
444
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,099
Yeah.
445
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,737
I'm still here, buddy.
446
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,284
Hey, how'd it go?
447
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,707
Bro hug?
448
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,469
All right.
449
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,055
Now, it's me.
450
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,515
Still me.
451
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,350
Besides, would an alien
sound like...
452
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,061
[vocalizes]
453
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,439
Absolutely.
454
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,690
Go to sleep.
455
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,461
- Ms. Schemmenti?
- Yeah, hon?
456
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,171
Thanks for telling me
about Guion Bluford.
457
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,464
I'm going to be
an astronaut, too.
458
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,715
Yeah?
459
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:53,883
Maybe you'll be the first person
460
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,343
to eat a hoagie in space.
461
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,094
[clears throat] I hate
to admit it,
462
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,305
but I actually learned
some stuff from you.
463
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,557
I didn't know that America's
first hospital was in Philly.
464
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,100
Mm-hmm.
465
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,102
I guess I should step up
some of my local knowledge.
466
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,937
Have you ever thought
about volunteering?
467
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,856
Work for free?
468
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,692
[laughs] Yeah, you're really
not from Philly, are you, hon?
469
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,706
[sighs] Got all yours?
470
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,124
- Yeah.
- Okay.
471
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:32,088
I think I did the right thing.
472
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,674
I want to continue
the path I'm on.
473
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:39,053
I actually think selfish
is good for me, for now.
474
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,931
And Gregory is great.
475
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,684
He's the greatest, actually.
476
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:48,270
I guess I'm not ready for him,
but that's okay.
477
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,108
I'm okay.
478
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,571
I'm okay.
479
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:58,906
Really.
480
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,449
I'm happy I put it out there,
481
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,243
even if it didn't go
how I wanted.
482
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,704
And, uh, Jacob was right.
483
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,164
[chuckles] There's some
good stuff on the other side.
484
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,917
[sighs]
485
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,837
It's time
to plant something new.
486
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,047
[chuckles]
487
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,424
Hey.
488
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,342
You want to grab
something to eat?
489
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,343
Maybe.
490
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,429
Is Jacob coming?
491
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:24,140
He is.
492
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,183
G-Man. Don't worry.
493
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,810
Every spot on my spreadsheet
of local restaurants
494
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,562
has something you love... water.
495
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,106
[laughs] Ah, yeah, let's go.
496
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,196
After-school crew is back, baby!
497
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,073
That... All right.
498
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,749
Ava, I'm cashing in my time
off for the rest of the year
499
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,793
to go work with Gregory's dad
at the landscaping company
500
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,336
in Baltimore.
501
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,463
There's six more weeks
of school left,
502
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,714
and you don't have
any days banked.
503
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,299
You go fishing every other week.
504
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,884
That's because
I'm single-handedly trying
505
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,178
to control the
snakehead fish population.
506
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,846
I'll see you at work tomorrow.
507
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:08,309
No offense to your little
job here, but I got to do me.
508
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,352
Wait, what?
509
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,729
Hey!
510
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:14,064
Hey, come back here!
511
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:21,030
Oh, now you can walk fast.
[door closes]
512
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,618
Delicious. [Indistinct chatter]