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Good morning. Good morning.
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[ Gasps ] Good morning.
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Good morning, Mrs. Howard.
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Tariq. Huh?
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What are you doing here?
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Janine's down
at the district now.
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Dang, she moved to D.C.?
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And take your presumably
sticky hands off of my student.
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You mean take my definitely
sticky hands off of my son.
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To quote Maury Povich,
you are not the father.
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And to quote the hip-hop
legend Shaquille O'Neal,
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his biological didn't bother.
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See, I've been dating his mama
for like seven weeks,
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so technically,
I'm a stepdaddy right now.
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Ain't that right, Tariq Jr.?
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That is not his name.
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Hey, have a good day
at school, TJ.
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I love you, son.
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He just like me. [ Chuckles ]
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I guess this technically
makes you, like,
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my stepteacher now, right?
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That's cool. That's cool.
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Tariq... [ School bell rings ]
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Play-Doh.
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Mm-hmm.
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪
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My fellowship at the school
district is going great.
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I'm still getting
the lay of the land.
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I just finished helping out
with our team's
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emergency generator plans,
which was right up my alley
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because I'm afraid
of all natural disasters.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Of which there will be scores
in our lifetime.
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I also love to hang out
by the water cooler.
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Uh, no gossip yet,
but I'm super hydrated
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and actually need
to wrap this up
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so that I can pee before
my big presentation, so...
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And this is why I'm proposing
an educational interpreter
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for a hard-of-hearing student
at Abbott Elementary
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using the Specialized
Services Fund.
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This was brought to my attention
by Mr. Jacob Hill,
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a teacher over at Abbott.
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We're well aware of Mr. Hill.
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He's submitted his résumé
several times
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at the behest of no one.
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[ Chuckles ]
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His student... her name
is Imani... is making do.
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You know, Mr. Hill
knows some sign language,
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but we could be doing more.
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So this project
is for just one kid?
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Mm-hmm. All right.
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Follow the guidelines,
and it's approved.
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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Thank you.
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[ Squeals ] Oh, my God!
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How fast do you think we can get
an interpreter down here?
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The good news is,
that's completely up to you.
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Oh, my God. I pick tomorrow.
No, I pick today.
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Simon: Whoa, that's ambitious.
[ Chuckles ]
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Just a heads up,
since it is only for one kid,
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you gotta do all the approvals
and paperwork
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and hiring yourself.
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It won't be easy,
so, uh... good luck.
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"Taken," right?
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I didn't think you'd get that.
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What a fun movie.
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Well, Janine doesn't need luck.
She has a special set of skills.
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[ All chuckle ]
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Roads? Where we're going,
we don't need roads.
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That's not from "Taken."
No, I know.
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I thought we were just
doing lines from movies.
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'Cause I love "Taken," right?
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"Aw, man,
they took my daughter!"
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I haven't seen it,
but I should work on this.
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Go get 'em. Thanks.
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Yo, my man Mr. Eddie
eating his lunch.
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Bro be eating salad.
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Yo, Mr. Eddie,
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does eating vegetables
help you get the ladies?
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It's got to.
You be getting mad females.
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More vegetables,
more females. Bet.
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That's what you
tellin' us, Mr. Eddie?
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I've literally said nothing.
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[ Laughter ]
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Nah, bro, that's low-key genius.
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More greens...
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Together: ...more girls!
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[ Laughter ]
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First, it was one or two of them
coming in every once in a while.
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Now others have joined,
and it's every day.
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I found out Mr. Morton's
been using his classroom
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for lunchtime couples therapy,
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so they have
nowhere else to hang.
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I wish the Mortons understood
the collateral damage
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their relationship is causing.
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Mr. Eddie,
do you think the Orioles...
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[ Farting ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Well, that's what happens, hon.
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Hey. Look who it is.
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I forgot to mention
that Tariq is now the father
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of one of the students
in my class.
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You know, I got so good
at ignoring Janine,
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I never noticed
she was pregnant.
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That child does not
have a child.
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Tariq is just dating
the student's mother.
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Ah. Tariq: Hey, Mrs. Howard. Hi.
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Hey, mean Italian lady.
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Tariq, you cannot keep
showing up here unannounced.
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Okay, but it's an emergency.
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I accidentally took TJ's lunch
and I gave him mine,
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so I'mma just switch
these out real quick.
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Take that from you, Playboy.
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Thank you.
And I'm out of your hair.
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That is a Lunchable.
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And it is delicious.
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All right,
have a good day, Junior.
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You're not my dad!
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[ Chuckles ] That boy hilarious.
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And he get that from me.
Bye, y'all.
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Mm, mm!
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So, I figured out how to make
this ASL interpreter happen.
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All I need to do is find
some qualified candidates,
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interview them,
fill out this paperwork,
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then do a background check,
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followed by an
employment verification
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and then a compatibility check.
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And right after
I talk to accounting
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and run it through HR.
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And not fall behind
on any of my other work, so...
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You're looking
for accounts payable.
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We're accounting. You need
to go down to the third floor.
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My B. [ Chuckles ]
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These aren't notarized,
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and you're gonna need to get
a background check completed
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and approved by HR
before we can sign off.
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Not a problem. Thank you.
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[ Humming ]
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Uh, unh-unh.
This isn't notarized yet.
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Well, see, the notary
went out to lunch,
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so I figured
I'd just come to you first.
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Okay, you're gonna
need to see Emily
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to make an official request.
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All right. On my way to Emily.
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Emily!
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Emily: No problem.
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All I have to do is stamp
the word "official" on it.
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Okay, great.
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But I can't find my stamp,
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so just get this notarized,
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and in 24 hours to 8 weeks,
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you'll get the
most recent directory,
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and I'll probably
have found my stamp.
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Great news.
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So I went back to HR
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and they told me to see
the woman in office 237,
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and she'll be able
to help me with everything.
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So... this is my office.
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Okay. Damn it.
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Hello, Janine.
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Oh! What the hell?!
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I cannot believe you have
a picture of Gregory
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in your desk drawer.
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You thought you did
for a second. [ Chuckles ]
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What are you doing here?
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I'm here with a demand.
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You mean a request.
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I need a company card.
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A card, or a car?
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Card? No.
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Car? No, also, no.
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Ava, please, please.
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I'm busy trying to get an ASL
translator for Jacob's class.
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Oh! I'll hire one for you.
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I'll put it on the company card.
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You are not getting
a company card.
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What is the point of having
you here as my mole
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if you can't even...
I'm not a mole!
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Yeah. More like a pimple.
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And I'm more important than
whatever you're doing for Jacob.
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I am trying to help
one of his students.
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Well, I'm gonna hit
the break room
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and get another one of these
free fancy bubbly waters.
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We don't have bubbly
waters for fr...
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Did you take that out
of the communal fridge?
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I brought this from home.
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[ Knock on door ]
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Hey! I love these
random pop-ins.
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Really helps fill the
Janine-sized hole in my heart.
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Well, this isn't a social visit.
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I need you to keep your kids
out of my class.
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Mm, pretty sure all my kids
are in my class,
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but also, it's not
currently class.
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I mean during lunchtime.
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And on my free period
and after school
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and any non-work-related
time, okay?
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They come into my class
and they loiter.
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Loiter? That feels
racially charged.
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They sit on top of the desks.
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They eat their little
snack packs,
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and then they talk nonstop.
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They're... Okay, okay,
easy. I'm sorry, I just...
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I don't see what
the big problem is.
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I didn't want to have
to say this...
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but a considerable amount
of gas was passed.
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Did you actually hear it,
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because, you know,
whoever smelt it...
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I need them to hang out
literally anywhere else.
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Wait, wait, hold on.
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Are you saying that
in their free time,
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these kids are
voluntarily choosing
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to come into your classroom?
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You're beginning to understand
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the gravity
of the situation now.
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Oh, my God! Don't you see?
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See what?
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Gregory...
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you're the cool teacher.
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What?
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No. Yeah! You're cool.
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No, I'm not.
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You are. No. Take it back.
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Farrah's birthday is coming up,
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and I already know
what I'm getting her.
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A new chain... for me.
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Wait. What?
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Think about it, man.
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She'll get to have a boyfriend,
but with a new chain.
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Oh, yeah.
Guess that makes sense.
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Farrah's gonna love it.
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Back me up, Mr. Eddie.
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I will not.
She's not gonna love it.
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It's a gift for you,
not for her.
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What?
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I'm giving her status,
the world's greatest currency.
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Well, hold on.
Let's hear him out.
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We know Mr. Eddie's roster
is strong. Right, Mr. Eddie?
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True.
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Okay, um,
I do not have a "roster."
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As a grown man?
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[ Sighs ] Sorry to hear that.
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I don't call it that
because I am a grown man.
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Listen, you guys
are young, right?
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Don't buy a new chain,
and don't worry about girls.
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Just focus on school,
and I promise you, later,
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you will have plenty of time
to think about girls.
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Trust me.
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Yes, the position's
been approved,
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and we think you'd make a
great fit for Mr. Hill's class.
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Well, no, it's not full-time.
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No, you... you wouldn't qualify
for health benefits.
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Again, no, but there is
so much street parking.
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You... Hello?
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Hey. Hey.
256
00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:48,820
How's all this going?
257
00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:49,988
Well, to be honest,
258
00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,531
I'm... I'm having a little bit
of trouble
259
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,575
finding someone who would do it
for the hours and the pay.
260
00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,118
Simon: Yeah,
that's the way it goes.
261
00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:57,495
District protocol makes most
of these projects fizzle out.
262
00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,497
Whoa, it sounds way worse
when he says it.
263
00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:02,250
I mean,
what he's saying is true.
264
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,544
It just sounds worse
when he says it.
265
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,087
It's okay if you can't do it.
266
00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:09,048
Oh... [ Chuckles ]
267
00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,968
Uh, you guys aren't
familiar with my game.
268
00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:15,138
Uh, I-I-I-I get it.
You know, it's the district.
269
00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,307
It's the big leagues.
270
00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,392
But I'm the Big Teagues.
271
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,977
The Big Teagues?
272
00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,270
Yeah, so...
273
00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,272
Uh, yeah, I'm working
on that and this,
274
00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,899
so I'll figure them both out.
275
00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:29,444
[ Sighs ]
276
00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,154
You know, uh, I thought
277
00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,530
we could watch
"Set It Off" later?
278
00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:34,199
Maybe? Yeah?
279
00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,534
My daddy showed it to me
when I was way too young,
280
00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,870
so I thought I would do
the same for you, TJ, huh?
281
00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,706
Barbara: Good morning.
Good morning.
282
00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,958
You know, everybody
who has ever met me
283
00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,877
has loved me, Mrs. Howard,
but I don't think TJ does.
284
00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,587
That's not true, Tariq.
285
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,005
He does love me?
286
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,841
Look, what exactly are you
trying to accomplish here?
287
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,052
Well, you know, I might end up
being his common-law dad
288
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,387
if I common-law marry his mom,
289
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,555
so I would like
to connect with him
290
00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,349
so we could be
a family for real...
291
00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:00,558
under the common law.
292
00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:01,935
Well, then you're going to have
293
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,938
to establish a genuine
relationship with him.
294
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,689
At the start
of every school year,
295
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,192
it usually takes me a few weeks
to connect with the students,
296
00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:12,403
and I start by
using their names.
297
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:15,073
So you might consider
calling him Nick.
298
00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,075
Mm, I don't think
it's a good idea
299
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,576
to be making up names
for the boy.
300
00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,328
You know, it might
confuse little TJ.
301
00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,664
Nick is his actual name.
302
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:23,915
It is?
303
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:26,042
You... Good morning.
304
00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,460
Okay, Mrs. Howard. All right.
305
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,212
Yeah, everyone's good. Mm.
306
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,840
The kids think Gregory's
cool now, which...
307
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,050
I'm so glad that I'm secure
enough that it doesn't bother me
308
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,510
that it's him and not me.
309
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,553
That's good because usually...
310
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,346
Yeah, I am not
threatened at all.
311
00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,431
Anyways, how is it going
down at the district?
312
00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,766
Tell me everything.
313
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,102
[ Chuckles ] Um...
you know, they're good.
314
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,062
It's good.
315
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,398
Except...
316
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,567
I am having
a little bit of trouble
317
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,111
getting the ASL interpreter.
318
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,405
And I'm gonna fight through it
the way I always do,
319
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,948
but I don't know...
320
00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,616
it's just a different
beast over there.
321
00:10:58,616 --> 00:10:59,826
Don't... Don't...
Don't stress about it.
322
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,202
Imani's parents helped her
323
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,912
to get a better
speech-to-text program,
324
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,081
my ASL is getting better, so...
325
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,959
I can fill in the gaps.
326
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,627
Yeah, we are managing.
327
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,880
And believe me...
I know how the district is.
328
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:15,967
Yeah, but I am the district now,
and I was a teacher,
329
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,636
so I get how big this can be.
330
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,180
We'll be good no matter what,
331
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,639
I promise.
332
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,850
It's okay.
333
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,519
All right, well,
thanks for saying that.
334
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,564
We have so many important things
to juggle at the district.
335
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:32,275
I'm learning you just have
to prioritize your time.
336
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:39,198
I don't know. I-I-I wish
I could get the interpreter...
337
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,034
but...
338
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,493
I just hate that feeling.
339
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,914
And...
340
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,416
Uh-oh, Mr. C recapping
one of his boring shows again?
341
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,585
[ Laughter ]
342
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,837
[ Laughs ]
343
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,631
Let me guess...
his stories about Martin Short
344
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,882
are Martin long.
345
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,592
[ Laughter ]
346
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,135
[ Laughs ]
347
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,428
All right, y'all go to class.
348
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,224
Did you see that?
Yes, and, you know,
349
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,684
I really think
they would respect me more
350
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,020
if you wouldn't make
so many jokes at my expense.
351
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,313
I was talking about Imani.
352
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,773
Why she so late on all my jokes?
353
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,149
Oh, it's her hearing aid.
354
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,318
It has issues when
she's in a group setting,
355
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,736
and so she uses her tablet,
356
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,197
which, you know,
takes a second to transcribe.
357
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,406
But you can't learn
on a tape delay.
358
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,492
And I must be experienced live.
359
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,160
I thought Janine was helping
with all of this.
360
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,954
I think it just got too hard.
361
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,289
For Janine? The person who got
a commercial driver's license
362
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,083
so she could drive a bus
in case someone went down?
363
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,543
Hell no.
364
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,504
Ah, if it isn't Joe Cool.
365
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,047
[ Chuckles ]
366
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,590
We missed you
at the bar last night.
367
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,051
I had a few too many
Aperol spritzes.
368
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:42,303
I might need to take
a nap-Erol spritz.
369
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,138
You stole that joke
from Janine, didn't you?
370
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,516
What, are you
the comedy police now?
371
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:50,311
[ Sobbing ]
I... hate... you... Mr. Eddie!
372
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,563
Sweetheart, what is the matter?
373
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:57,402
Mr. Eddie told Javon
that he should break up with me!
374
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,153
No, no, no, no, no.
I did not say that.
375
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,072
Well, what did you say?
376
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,741
Um, Javon was talking
about getting a new chain,
377
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,577
so I told him that he should
just, you know, focus on school.
378
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,954
He was gonna buy a new chain?!
379
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,373
Okay, are you kidding me?!
380
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,834
We've been trying to get Javon
to buy a new chain for months.
381
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,294
The old one made him
like a gavone.
382
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,921
We finally had him convinced
it was his idea.
383
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:20,174
The devil's got her.
Be gone, Satan!
384
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,718
I'mma get my holy
mop water. [ Sobbing ]
385
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:25,096
There, there, sweetheart.
Let's go plot our revenge.
386
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,766
Gregory Eddie, is no woman safe
387
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:32,520
from your incompetence
with the opposite sex?
388
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,646
Mm!
389
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,942
Well, Gregory? Is no?
390
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,318
Is no what?
391
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,570
Exactly.
392
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,240
I gotta go...
393
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,246
Farrah gonna be fine. Chill.
394
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,581
She hates you, bro.
395
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,582
[ Scoffs ]
396
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,375
Oh, come on, man.
397
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,503
[ Sighs ]
398
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,717
Mr. Johnson: Yeah, yeah,
that sounds good to me.
399
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,261
I'm going someplace
more private right now.
400
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,054
No, you're not.
401
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,348
You just made me hang up
on a Nigerian prince!
402
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,933
Why are you in my classroom?
403
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,351
'Cause it's the only one
that's not bugged.
404
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,437
Why are you in here
hiding, anyway?
405
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:17,273
Unfortunately, I have
become the cool teacher.
406
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,983
[ Laughs ]
407
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,234
Are you done?
408
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,529
[ Laughs ]
409
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,615
The kids keep coming in here
and talking about things
410
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,492
that I just don't feel
comfortable weighing in on.
411
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,494
Join the club. You think
I want you coming up to me
412
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,162
asking for advice all the time?
413
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:33,331
I don't do that. Please.
414
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,000
Just think where you'd be
if it weren't for me...
415
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,627
Dead. [ Door opens ]
416
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,712
Hey, where do you get off?
417
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,839
I got all these girls
coming to me for advice,
418
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,175
I'm managing a million
pre-teen relationships,
419
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,593
and you go
and torpedo everything.
420
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,136
Look, I didn't want
any part of this, okay?
421
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,805
They came in and they asked me.
422
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,640
They... They came to you?
423
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,809
[ Both laugh ]
424
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,353
Like you're some kind of
cool teacher or something?
425
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,730
[ Laughing ] I'm just as
perplexed as you.
426
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,524
I thought the kids coming
in here and farting was bad,
427
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,817
but I see it can be a lot worse.
428
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,110
He doesn't want to be cool.
429
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,278
Says 'cause he hates kids.
430
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,405
You'd think a man who's been
given a second chance at life
431
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,990
might want to pay it forward.
432
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,159
Okay, I don't hate kids.
433
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,120
I just don't want
the responsibility, okay?
434
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:12,995
And I like my alone time.
435
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,705
Okay, that's fine.
436
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,958
You don't have to do it.
I mean, they're not your kids.
437
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,668
Right, e-exactly. Yeah.
438
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,671
I teach first graders.
That's what I'm here to do.
439
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:25,967
And the way I look at it is,
I am here for the kids.
440
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,677
But if you want to go ahead
and hide out in here,
441
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:28,970
go ahead and do it.
442
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,805
Either way,
you owe us a chain, Fonzie.
443
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,223
Glad I could help Gregory
444
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,058
with his problem-filled life
yet again,
445
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,936
but I'm about to become
real rich real quick.
446
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,730
Why am I leaving?
447
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,607
Wait. That's what
you're hung up on?
448
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,026
She was taken by U2?
I really need to see this movie.
449
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,027
It's unbelievable.
450
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,864
[ Coughing ] Janine! Janine!
451
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,242
If you could just
excuse me for a minute.
452
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,076
Thanks.
453
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,830
Ava, now is not a good time.
454
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,290
I don't need to schedule
a meeting to see my mole.
455
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,541
I am not your mole.
456
00:15:58,541 --> 00:15:59,959
Way to keep your cover, girl.
457
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,128
Look, you have got to get
that ASL interpreter.
458
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,005
Little Imani
is missing out in class,
459
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,257
and even worse,
she's missing all my zingers.
460
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,717
Look, I mean, I-I tried,
461
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,428
but it was taking me
away from things,
462
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,722
important things
that they need my input on,
463
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:15,016
and, you know, the interpreter
just seemed impossible.
464
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,935
Us being friends...
acquaintances... was impossible,
465
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:18,978
but you made that happen.
466
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,646
This is different.
467
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,815
There's really just
too much red tape.
468
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,317
That's no excuse.
469
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,569
Look, I got our 8th graders
a field trip to GameStop.
470
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,529
I let somebody bring
their pet alligator to school.
471
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,364
Ava Fest is a fire hazard.
472
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,658
I've risked everyone's lives,
and I will do so again,
473
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,243
because that's what
we do for our kids.
474
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,624
Yeah. Now... while you're
mulling that over,
475
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,000
I have other business
to discuss.
476
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,543
I'm in need of some assistants.
477
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,086
Assistance with what? No.
478
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,546
I need two assistants. Get out.
479
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,422
Fine.
480
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,342
Tariq has a son
in Barbara's class.
481
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,010
[ Chuckles ] Bye!
482
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,889
Here we go. That's right.
483
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:57,183
Bye-bye, darling.
Do that homework, now.
484
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,517
All right, Nick.
485
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,604
It's time to pack up
your things, Nick.
486
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:02,939
You get to choose
where we're eating tonight,
487
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,523
as long as you say
Bahama Breeze.
488
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,526
I'm just playin', Nick.
We could do a picnic.
489
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,820
You get to pick, Nick.
It's your call, man. Come on.
490
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,280
Yeah.
491
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,658
That's a good start, Tariq.
492
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,076
It's actually Nick Sr. Now.
493
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,744
[ Chuckles ] You know what?
494
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,747
Your advice goes harder
than that thang, Mrs. Howard.
495
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,165
You know what?
496
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,043
Yes, it does, Tariq.
But I must ask...
497
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,213
will the child's mother ever
be dropping off and picking up?
498
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,924
No, no, no, no.
She works crazy hours, you know?
499
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,259
Somebody gotta pay the bills.
500
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,760
I barely ever see her.
501
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,387
So you'll be here...
502
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,264
Yeah, twice a day
for the rest of the year,
503
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,100
or until, you know, I find a job
or meet somebody else.
504
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,560
So I'll be seeing you every day.
505
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,229
Why, you don't think
I could meet somebody else?
506
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,898
You don't get to choose
the parents
507
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,568
or stepparents of the children
that you teach.
508
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,861
But they say
it takes a village...
509
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:54,448
and sometimes, there's a Tariq
in your village.
510
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,035
Yo. Hey.
511
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,290
You still hitting
that brick wall?
512
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,500
[ Sighs ] Yeah.
513
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,168
Yeah...
514
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,671
Last year, a mom wrote me
a letter asking
515
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:12,425
if we could get a crossing guard
at 52nd and Lancaster.
516
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,260
I know that intersection.
517
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,721
Oh, my ex got hit there
like four times.
518
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,598
You see? He knows
it's dangerous. Yeah.
519
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,434
So after I read that letter...
520
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,728
I went through
every proper channel,
521
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,814
and I just kept coming up empty.
522
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,482
But remember that
we brought you here
523
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,402
because of your creative
problem-solving skills.
524
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:34,572
The district never asks
how you did something,
525
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,824
and look...
526
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,576
you just gotta get it done.
527
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,956
It's worth it.
528
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,501
[ Indistinct conversations ]
529
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,254
[ Cellphone buzzing ]
530
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,797
I'm guessing
you're going to be late?
531
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:55,134
Yes, but I also need to ask you
something off the record.
532
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,261
Is this about you being
Ava's mole at the district?
533
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,138
I am not Ava's mole!
534
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,640
Way to keep your cover, girl.
535
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,808
I need you to send me
the contact information
536
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,226
for Imani's parents.
537
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,481
Your door's open?
538
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,940
Yes.
539
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,985
And if you still wanna
hang out in here, you can.
540
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,820
But we're gonna do it
with boundaries.
541
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,572
Number one...
I don't wanna hear anything
542
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,866
about your relationships
or the word "females".
543
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,826
Deal. Your advice sucked.
544
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,536
Fair enough.
545
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,662
Also, we're not just gonna
sit around here and do nothing.
546
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,664
We're gonna be productive.
547
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,374
Can we still fart, though?
548
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,708
If you must.
549
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,627
[ Sighs ] Good,
'cause I just did.
550
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:32,546
[ All groan ]
551
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,424
Sometimes big places
552
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,636
make it hard
to get small things done.
553
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:42,390
So to find the answer,
I had to get out of my office,
554
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:45,684
stop filling out paperwork,
and go out on my own.
555
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:49,355
I thought about how much the
district hates bad publicity,
556
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,899
and somehow word
got to Imani's parents
557
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,111
that if they gently threatened
to go to a reporter
558
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,987
who has a bone to pick
with the district,
559
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,322
we might see speedier results.
560
00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,240
And voilà.
561
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,950
All of a sudden, Imani has
562
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,452
a qualified ASL interpreter
at Abbott.
563
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,913
It's that last bit of effort
564
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:09,708
that no one expects
that tends to mean the most.
565
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,378
We don't get paid to care...
but we do it anyway.
566
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,839
So the female stigma
collects pollen.
567
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:15,923
You said "females".
568
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,842
[ Laughter ]
569
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:21,554
We do it for our co-workers,
our friends...
570
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,806
and we do it for the kids.
571
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,267
We do it for ourselves, too,
I guess,
572
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:30,396
because much like Liam Neeson
in "Taken" 1, 2, and 3,
573
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,815
we kinda can't help it.
574
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:37,069
Still haven't seen any of them,
by the way.
575
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,742
Hey. Uh, could I get a word
with you, Your Honor?
576
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,243
You may approach the bench.
577
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,661
Okay, so, you know,
578
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,496
with my firstborn son
coming here and everything,
579
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,206
I think it's a good time
for me to step up,
580
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,041
and, you know, start a PTA.
581
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,085
You, Tariq, want to start
a Parent Teacher Association?
582
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,336
No, no, no, no.
583
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,464
Uh, a Parent Tariq Alliance, actually.
584
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,882
But what you said sounds good.
585
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,383
We should just call it that
and get people in the...
586
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,261
Oh, damn.
Here go my childless ex.
587
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,305
Janine, don't be trying to spin
the block on me today, okay?
588
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,389
I got a family now.
589
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,766
I am here for work.
590
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,893
Yeah, more like working her way
back into your life.
591
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,519
Exactly, period. [ Chuckles ]
592
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,646
So, uh, with me being
a new father and everything,
593
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,441
I was thinking,
what if I start a PTA?
594
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:18,861
No. Ava, the Parent Tariq
Alliance cannot happen, okay?
595
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:19,862
What... No.
596
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,238
I see why you broke up with her.
597
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,448
Not what happened.
598
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,537
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