1 00:00:08,412 --> 00:00:10,340 Barbara, where were you? You're supposed to be guarding him! 2 00:00:10,340 --> 00:00:13,050 Play the game, man. Play the game! 3 00:00:14,321 --> 00:00:16,071 Ber-ber-ber-ber-ber! 4 00:00:16,096 --> 00:00:18,554 Welcome to the first teachers vs. students 5 00:00:18,579 --> 00:00:19,999 B-ball game fundraiser. 6 00:00:20,060 --> 00:00:22,810 Ha ha! As president of the PTA, I put this on. 7 00:00:22,810 --> 00:00:24,980 I charge $5 a head, 8 00:00:24,980 --> 00:00:27,860 but after the DJ fees and gym rental, 9 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:29,875 we're gonna be down about $700. 10 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:32,125 Alright, y'all. Focus now. Come on. 11 00:00:32,150 --> 00:00:33,360 - Uh... - Cut! 12 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,450 I cut. Here! 13 00:00:35,450 --> 00:00:36,570 Oh, he said, "Cut!" 14 00:00:38,780 --> 00:00:39,990 Shoot it, Barb! 15 00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:41,540 You shoot it! 16 00:00:41,540 --> 00:00:43,580 Oh! Come on! Should've shot it! 17 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,630 No! Don't... You can't! 18 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:49,000 Foul! Technical foul! 19 00:00:50,130 --> 00:00:51,550 - Give it to me, then. - Arguing... 20 00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:52,670 Gimme another one! Gimme another one! 21 00:00:52,670 --> 00:00:55,430 Shoot it, Barb. Shoot it. Shoot it! 22 00:01:00,350 --> 00:01:02,430 Stay down! 23 00:01:03,770 --> 00:01:05,770 Ava. Ooh! 24 00:01:07,230 --> 00:01:08,270 Unh! 25 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,440 Unh! 26 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:11,480 Ohh! 27 00:01:12,570 --> 00:01:13,900 Unh! 28 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,450 Give me the ball. 29 00:01:19,450 --> 00:01:21,370 Three, four, five. 30 00:01:21,370 --> 00:01:23,290 And shoot! 31 00:01:24,330 --> 00:01:26,000 Yes! 32 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,170 I'm carrying this team! 33 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:30,000 Yes! Yes! 34 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,090 The wrong basket. 35 00:01:32,090 --> 00:01:34,050 - Whoa! - Ohh! 36 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:50,048 Gregory! I'm bummed we're missing your panel. 37 00:01:50,072 --> 00:01:52,901 - Oh. - Remember... the best response 38 00:01:52,926 --> 00:01:55,466 is the one given with a smile. 39 00:01:55,491 --> 00:01:58,331 Noted. Thank you. But I'd rather be doing CPR training 40 00:01:58,356 --> 00:01:59,356 at the district with you all. 41 00:01:59,381 --> 00:02:01,490 What?! You're gonna be on a panel 42 00:02:01,490 --> 00:02:03,490 about the future of education! 43 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:05,200 You're about to have the time of your life. 44 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,160 Eh, it's not exactly my idea of fun. 45 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,500 Yeah, well, your idea of fun 46 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:11,460 is, like, collecting rare teaspoons. 47 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:13,090 I guess it'll be cool talking with other educators. 48 00:02:13,090 --> 00:02:14,420 Maybe I'll learn something, 49 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:17,151 but other than that, it's an easy, low-key night. 50 00:02:17,176 --> 00:02:19,346 - Well, well, well! - Ooh! 51 00:02:19,510 --> 00:02:22,010 Are you sure the two of you are going to the same event? 52 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:24,010 Yes, Barb. 53 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:25,350 Why don't you look better? 54 00:02:25,350 --> 00:02:27,680 Because this is a modest panel of educators 55 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,855 speaking mostly to fellow educators on a Tuesday. 56 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,165 I'm dressed appropriately! 57 00:02:31,190 --> 00:02:32,480 Maybe for a Monday. 58 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,190 What is up with you today? 59 00:02:34,190 --> 00:02:35,360 I dunno. 60 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,230 This is the Thunderdome. Okay? 61 00:02:37,255 --> 00:02:40,085 My sorority sister/rival, Crystal, is gonna be there. 62 00:02:40,110 --> 00:02:41,910 We hate each other, but admitting that means defeat, 63 00:02:41,935 --> 00:02:44,015 so, Gregory, we have to win this panel. 64 00:02:46,089 --> 00:02:47,540 - Hey. - Hey. 65 00:02:47,540 --> 00:02:48,769 How are we feeling about tonight? 66 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:51,987 Definitely not diarrheal, I'll tell you that much. 67 00:02:53,161 --> 00:02:55,855 So, the superintendent makes his final decision tonight 68 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,710 on whether or not my librarian program 69 00:02:57,710 --> 00:03:00,050 is gonna be instituted district-wide. 70 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:01,800 I also have CPR training in a bit 71 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,680 with my Abbott friends who I haven't seen in a while. 72 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:08,980 Good news is CPR class... best place to stress faint. 73 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,270 It's kind of a big night. 74 00:03:10,270 --> 00:03:12,230 You sure you're good to take a class? 75 00:03:12,230 --> 00:03:14,753 Yeah. I can't reschedule it again. 76 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,705 My certification lapses next week, 77 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,150 so if I don't do it tonight, I can't teach anymore. 78 00:03:20,555 --> 00:03:22,226 Oh. 79 00:03:22,843 --> 00:03:25,022 Captain Robinson: Alright, everyone! Settle in! 80 00:03:26,660 --> 00:03:28,660 - Jacob? - Avi. Hi! 81 00:03:28,660 --> 00:03:30,580 Nice to see you again. 82 00:03:30,580 --> 00:03:32,920 Aah! I feel like I haven't seen you in forever! 83 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,380 I know, right? Well, let's get a drink later and catch up. 84 00:03:35,380 --> 00:03:36,800 - Okay. - Ahem! 85 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,920 Who knows the three C's of CPR? 86 00:03:40,247 --> 00:03:41,627 How about you, miss? 87 00:03:41,652 --> 00:03:44,692 Ha! Why don't you ask someone else, Captain Rob? 88 00:03:44,717 --> 00:03:46,025 I can show you! 89 00:03:46,050 --> 00:03:47,680 Yes. 90 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,640 Ooh! Melissa. 91 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,730 I think that man wants to socialize with you. 92 00:03:53,730 --> 00:03:55,230 I would hope so. 93 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:57,610 He ate the last of my cereal this morning. 94 00:03:57,610 --> 00:03:59,990 What? He was at your house? 95 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,610 Girl, was there a fire? 96 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:03,070 Eh... 97 00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:04,698 You are dating this man? 98 00:04:04,723 --> 00:04:06,593 - No, we're not dating. - They're hooking up. 99 00:04:06,618 --> 00:04:07,868 Jacob! 100 00:04:07,893 --> 00:04:09,393 Now I missed the second "C." 101 00:04:09,418 --> 00:04:11,798 - How did I not know about this? - Or me?! 102 00:04:11,823 --> 00:04:13,243 Because there's nothing to know. 103 00:04:13,290 --> 00:04:15,080 Except maybe the walls at my place 104 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,710 are thinner than I thought, Jacob. 105 00:04:16,710 --> 00:04:18,040 Wh... 106 00:04:18,870 --> 00:04:21,120 Um, uh, you know what? I-I'll be right back. 107 00:04:21,145 --> 00:04:22,645 Nobody say anything important while I'm gone. 108 00:04:22,670 --> 00:04:24,720 We will not be pausing the course! 109 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,390 Hey. Please tell me you pulled me out in a panic 110 00:04:27,390 --> 00:04:29,350 as a fun prank... 'cause you got me. Ha! 111 00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:31,574 Uh, no. We have a big problem. 112 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,310 People, we think that way about... 113 00:04:34,809 --> 00:04:35,940 What are you doing? 114 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:37,270 Sizing up the opps. 115 00:04:37,270 --> 00:04:38,440 The opps? 116 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,940 There she is. Darth Hater herself. 117 00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:42,400 - Who? - Crystal. 118 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,206 My trifling sorority sister and nemesis. 119 00:04:44,231 --> 00:04:45,821 If her bird-ass ain't competing with me, 120 00:04:45,846 --> 00:04:47,766 her raggedy-ass is copying me. 121 00:04:47,791 --> 00:04:50,501 Her crusty self even copied me on becoming a principal. 122 00:04:50,526 --> 00:04:52,816 Or her dusty self became one first just to spite me. 123 00:04:52,870 --> 00:04:54,370 Crystal! 124 00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:56,080 Oh! 125 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,500 Soror! 126 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:59,710 - Oh! Mwah! - Ooh! 127 00:04:59,710 --> 00:05:01,460 Don't mind him. He's just documenting 128 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:03,542 since it's my fourth time here. 129 00:05:03,567 --> 00:05:06,147 I'm so glad you were finally invited! 130 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,445 And you brought your educator of the year. 131 00:05:08,470 --> 00:05:10,503 You know Richard won that two years ago? 132 00:05:10,528 --> 00:05:12,198 Richard. 133 00:05:12,223 --> 00:05:14,110 - Richard Tyler Williams. - Hi. 134 00:05:14,135 --> 00:05:15,940 Richard Tyler Williams. 135 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,948 Richard Tyler Williams. On all platforms. 136 00:05:18,973 --> 00:05:22,415 Ava Coleman, esteemed principal of Abbott Elementary. 137 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:23,990 To my left, Gregory Eddie... 138 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,570 Gregory Eddie. Last year's educator of the year! 139 00:05:26,570 --> 00:05:28,370 - Congrats! - Ah. Thank you. It was, uh... 140 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:29,870 You just started teaching full-time 141 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:31,089 when you got that, right? 142 00:05:31,114 --> 00:05:33,475 - Yeah. - Interesting. 143 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,620 Oh [BLEEP] 144 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:37,000 What's good, Abbott family? 145 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:40,331 Oh. Tariq's here. Hey. Why? 146 00:05:40,356 --> 00:05:43,576 Uh, I'm moderating the panel. Yeah. I'm president of the PTA. 147 00:05:43,601 --> 00:05:44,945 Questions about to be real off center. 148 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:47,090 Real head-scratchers. 149 00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:48,550 Sorry. Let me get this straight. 150 00:05:48,550 --> 00:05:51,930 Passyunk University is pulling out of the librarian program 151 00:05:51,930 --> 00:05:54,720 because it doesn't meet their standards for academic credits? 152 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,180 Some random chancellor swooped in, 153 00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:57,690 blew the whole thing up last minute. 154 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:59,810 - Oh, my God. - Look. It's a setback. 155 00:05:59,810 --> 00:06:02,110 Maybe you can go to the other universities in the area. 156 00:06:02,110 --> 00:06:03,570 They all needed money to participate. 157 00:06:03,570 --> 00:06:05,150 Passyunk was the only one to say yes! 158 00:06:06,018 --> 00:06:07,450 Um... 159 00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:11,877 We have to ask the district for money. 160 00:06:11,902 --> 00:06:16,152 That's... a wild sentence! Whoo-hoo! 161 00:06:16,177 --> 00:06:18,995 Have Superintendent Reynolds in my office within the hour. 162 00:06:21,330 --> 00:06:22,380 I got carried away. 163 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:24,000 I can go to him. Whatever works. 164 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,460 - Okay. - Okay. 165 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:27,260 Alright. Let's get this show on the road. 166 00:06:27,260 --> 00:06:30,180 Uh, panelists, what's the single most important thing 167 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:32,745 about being a leader? 168 00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:34,014 Well, what I've learned from my experience... 169 00:06:34,038 --> 00:06:35,695 I'd have to say the most important thing 170 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,640 about being a leader is... 171 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:41,760 showing up, looking good, and being on. 172 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:50,700 Well, I was going to say that being a leader 173 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:52,910 means asking yourself, 174 00:06:52,910 --> 00:06:54,700 "Would I follow me?" 175 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:55,830 Yes! 176 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,643 That's a bar! 177 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:04,096 The applause is letting me know that that's interesting. 178 00:07:04,121 --> 00:07:05,975 Hello? I don't... I don't think this is on. 179 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,880 It is! 180 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,130 Avi, hit 'em with it! 181 00:07:09,130 --> 00:07:10,840 Compressions for circulation. 182 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,760 Check the airway. Administer breath. 183 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,430 And that's cap! Alright. 184 00:07:14,430 --> 00:07:16,745 Partner one, take five! Partner two, you're up! 185 00:07:19,719 --> 00:07:21,769 Are you seriously mad? 186 00:07:21,794 --> 00:07:23,455 I don't know why you wouldn't trust me enough 187 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,860 to tell me who's courting you. 188 00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:26,784 Nobody is courting me. 189 00:07:26,809 --> 00:07:29,059 This ain't "Bridgerton." It's casual. 190 00:07:29,084 --> 00:07:30,754 Casual what? Casual friends? 191 00:07:30,779 --> 00:07:32,819 Casual pickpockets? Casual ghosts? 192 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:34,370 Casual what?! 193 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:35,464 It's modern day, Barb. 194 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,515 It doesn't have to be... casual anything. 195 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,040 There's no reason to label it. 196 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,960 But if I were gonna label it, 197 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,710 I would say it's just sex. 198 00:07:42,710 --> 00:07:44,250 Hm... 199 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:48,880 We can only do what we can do. 200 00:07:54,159 --> 00:07:57,026 Okay, then. Well, uh, uh, Greg, same "Q." 201 00:07:57,051 --> 00:08:00,471 - Do students need to take tests? - Yes. 202 00:08:00,496 --> 00:08:03,807 Tests are the barometer for what information has been retained. 203 00:08:05,810 --> 00:08:09,320 Uh, I'd like to "minus one" Gregory's answer. 204 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,417 - Uh, yeah. I'm... - I'm gonna have to 205 00:08:11,442 --> 00:08:13,402 times two that "minus one." 206 00:08:13,427 --> 00:08:15,940 Because although tests are important, 207 00:08:15,965 --> 00:08:18,765 at the end of the day, the children are our future. 208 00:08:21,685 --> 00:08:23,595 Alright. Well, uh, that's gonna bring 209 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:26,040 Abbott's score to a negative-2 210 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,420 at the bottom of the first, y'all. 211 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:30,670 Educator of the year, folks. Ugh... 212 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:36,831 We are not just losing. We are getting smoked. 213 00:08:36,856 --> 00:08:38,430 You cannot lose a panel. 214 00:08:38,455 --> 00:08:40,142 This is like every other panel that's ever existed. 215 00:08:40,167 --> 00:08:41,354 It's non-competitive. 216 00:08:41,379 --> 00:08:42,825 You are getting our asses kicked out there! 217 00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:44,770 I am being asked questions, and I'm answering them 218 00:08:44,770 --> 00:08:46,350 clearly and concisely. 219 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:47,690 Okay? Everyone else is just grandstanding. 220 00:08:47,690 --> 00:08:50,440 That's what a panel is. Richard is a career panelist. 221 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,280 I'm not even sure he still teaches. 222 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,780 He's corny, but he knows nobody cares what you say. 223 00:08:54,780 --> 00:08:56,110 They care how you say it. 224 00:08:56,110 --> 00:08:58,095 - I care what I say! - Then say it better! 225 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,580 Give it some razzle! 226 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:01,870 For the love of God, Gregory, give it some dazzle. 227 00:09:01,870 --> 00:09:03,200 You have to change up your tactics, too. 228 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,580 Nobody's lobbing questions at me. 229 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:06,960 That's 'cause you keep trying to answer every question. 230 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,540 If you stop talking, people will start paying attention. 231 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:11,960 - That's counterintuitive. - Trust me. 232 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,800 Don't say anything... at all. 233 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,630 Like asking a swan not to glide. 234 00:09:16,630 --> 00:09:18,720 Now, the most important thing to remember is... 235 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,220 - Okay. What did I miss? - I was just in the middle of... 236 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:22,640 No, I meant in regards to gossip. 237 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,270 Well, it seems that my friend here 238 00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:27,600 of over 15 years... 239 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:31,360 trusts me less than a common street stranger. 240 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,860 I trust you. I just didn't think you would understand. 241 00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:35,360 Boy, was I right! 242 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,149 Can we focus, please?! Alright. 243 00:09:37,174 --> 00:09:38,660 We're gonna split up into pairs again, 244 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:40,240 but now we have an uneven number. 245 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:43,200 So, Avi, why don't you partner up with Jacob over there 246 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,700 since your lips already touched? 247 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:45,830 - Ooh. - What?! 248 00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:48,685 Why would our previously touching lips even matter in this situation? 249 00:09:48,710 --> 00:09:51,670 Okay. You hooked up with him? Why didn't you tell me? 250 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:53,670 Well, well, well! 251 00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:56,800 Doesn't seem like such fun being left out, now, does it? 252 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,510 No, it's different because we are roommates, 253 00:09:59,510 --> 00:10:01,640 so I have to know what goes on under my roof. 254 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,180 Or on your roof. 255 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:04,346 - What?! - Oh, my God. 256 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:07,115 Okay. You know what? I forgive you for not telling me. 257 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,940 In fact, I'm not even gonna take it personally. 258 00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:11,770 - Ha! - Jacob, why didn't you tell me? 259 00:10:11,770 --> 00:10:14,730 I did. I texted you. You responded, "10-4, my dude." 260 00:10:14,730 --> 00:10:17,450 I'm sorry. I guess I have been busier than normal. 261 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,950 Hey, Big Teagues. I just got us five minutes 262 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:20,410 with Superintendent Reynolds. 263 00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:23,540 Okay. I can sell it in three. 264 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,700 Folks, you can't be a hero if you leave the scene! 265 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:30,380 I... Teacher reviews are stellar. 266 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,130 Everything about this feels like a win. 267 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,090 - But just to be clear... - Mm-hmm. 268 00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:38,170 Y-you're now saying that it's no longer free. 269 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:41,220 - That's correct. - Oh. Dang it. 270 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:43,430 I was really rooting for this one. 271 00:10:44,430 --> 00:10:46,051 Sorry. That's it? It's over? 272 00:10:46,076 --> 00:10:48,206 Well, it's not my "project approved" trash can. 273 00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:50,440 You know... Why would I have one of those? 274 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,110 - Right. Um... - Hey. 275 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,940 I like the program. A lot. 276 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:56,530 - Mm-hmm. - But we... 277 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,700 Y-You know, we... 278 00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,950 don't have money for this. 279 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,280 Right. Right. 280 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,700 See, free is my jam. 281 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,080 - Yeah. Right. - Right? Right? 282 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,740 - Free... - Mm-hmm. 283 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:07,200 Not free. Mnh! 284 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,620 - Free! - Yeah. 285 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:10,620 Not free. Rrr! Right? 286 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,500 This... This visual is working, right? 287 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,790 It is, yeah, for sure. 288 00:11:13,790 --> 00:11:15,460 Maybe if we can have, like, one more day 289 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:16,960 just to figure something out. 290 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:20,010 Well, final approvals are recorded by 8:00 p.m. tonight. 291 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:21,340 That's the state's rules, not mine. 292 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:23,010 Right. Of course. 293 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:28,100 This sucks. Oh, unless it doesn't suck. 294 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,850 Because we could... Oh, it does suck. 295 00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:32,190 Okay, I didn't go with this originally 296 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:34,770 because I thought the program would have a better shot 297 00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:36,860 if there was, like, a big-name school attached, but... 298 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:38,570 Yeah. 299 00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:40,450 What about Tasker Community College? 300 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,150 And, you know... Now, I assumed 301 00:11:42,175 --> 00:11:44,545 people would have opinions about community colleges. 302 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:45,870 - However... - I went there. 303 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:47,410 I went to Penn! 304 00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:49,200 I am so sorry. I don't know why I do that. 305 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,000 - Let's make a call. - Just give me 15 minutes. 306 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,870 - I need to go save a dummy's life. - Okay. 307 00:11:52,870 --> 00:11:55,210 Let's hear from someone we haven't heard from in a second. 308 00:11:55,210 --> 00:11:57,550 Principal Coleman, how do you continue 309 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,880 to motivate students? 310 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,680 Persistence. 311 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,940 Okay. Maybe, Greg, you want to answer that one? 312 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,230 I would like to answer that question, yes. 313 00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:18,020 Um... motivation. 314 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:19,820 Motivate. Let's look at that. 315 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,780 Let's... Let's break that down. 316 00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:23,660 Let's break down "motivate." 317 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,320 The first... first part of the word. "Motive." 318 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,120 Why are you doing what it is that you're doing? 319 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,040 You better figure that out. Second part, "ate." 320 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,670 Are you taking in enough nutrition 321 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,750 to sustain you throughout your day? 322 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:39,300 Because if you balance your breakfast... 323 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:43,880 you'll balance your blessings. 324 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:47,890 Let's take some questions from the audience. 325 00:12:47,890 --> 00:12:49,140 What the hell was that? 326 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:50,640 Me? What the hell was that? 327 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,770 - I did what you said to do! - I did what you said to do! 328 00:12:52,770 --> 00:12:55,140 Ooh, man, you're lucky I got a backup plan. 329 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:57,810 Yes. My man in the Rat Pack jacket right there. 330 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,730 Hello, lads. I'm Bister Bohnson 331 00:12:59,730 --> 00:13:01,190 from Babbott Belementary, 332 00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:03,610 where I work as a teacher, not as a janitor, 333 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:06,360 although I have immense respect for the work they do. 334 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,070 My question is for Ava. 335 00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:11,290 How do you balance curriculum and after-school programs 336 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,660 like step team and garden club? 337 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,290 Thank you, Bister. Uh, balance starts with the... 338 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:19,000 You know, Bister, after-school programs 339 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,210 are all well and nice, but a better predictor for success 340 00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:24,420 is a program we have at Liberty 341 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:26,470 that's not at Abbott... 342 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:28,260 in-school day care. 343 00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:30,760 Because learning knows no age. 344 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:34,060 Well, damn! That was powerful! 345 00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:35,730 Three points for that lady! 346 00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:37,060 Yes, sir. 347 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,734 Thank you. 348 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,110 Alright. Test time! I call first! 349 00:13:41,110 --> 00:13:43,570 But you talked to me about Gary. 350 00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:45,530 Because that was a real relationship 351 00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:47,200 that you approved of. 352 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,070 You wouldn't understand. You've been married 30 years. 353 00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:51,080 Oh, my God! Congrats! 354 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,790 Oh, thank you, baby. 355 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,620 But that does not mean that I cannot understand 356 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,210 newfangled dating. 357 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,670 Hey, guys, I'm kind of on a time crunch, 358 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,710 so if we could just get to... 359 00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:00,151 Okay. Listen. 360 00:14:00,176 --> 00:14:02,685 I'm sorry that I didn't think you would understand. 361 00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:04,510 Thank you. 362 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,510 So why didn't you tell me about him? 363 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:08,130 Oh, I just didn't think it was serious. 364 00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:09,220 Huh? 365 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:10,720 I'll tell you what's serious! 366 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,100 The bystander phenomenon! 367 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,890 Hey. What if I take the test now? 368 00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:16,390 Oh, I thought we just both assumed that it wasn't serious. 369 00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:18,100 That's why I didn't respond to your texts. 370 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,690 I thought you were being coy. I even showed Captain Robinson. 371 00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,610 I said, "Look how coy this boy is." 372 00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:23,690 And I told you that was unlikely. 373 00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:26,360 Okay, enough! Captain Robinson, the test! 374 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,450 Alright, but I don't think you'll pass. 375 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,530 You missed almost the entire class. 376 00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:30,820 Oh, has human biology changed in the past three years? 377 00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:31,990 Start the clock. 378 00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,740 There's no clock! That's not how it works! 379 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,621 I said start the clock! 380 00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:39,420 Four, five, six, seven, eight... 381 00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:47,470 - Ooh! - My, my, my. 382 00:14:48,953 --> 00:14:51,445 So, not sure if you had a chance to read our e-mail, 383 00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:53,496 but we'd love to invite some of the students 384 00:14:53,521 --> 00:14:56,021 over at your community college to participate in a program. 385 00:14:56,046 --> 00:14:57,216 We'll do it! 386 00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:58,810 R-Really? 387 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,230 Okay. Awesome! 388 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:01,650 So you did read the e-mail? 389 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,650 No, but no one ever invites our students 390 00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:06,730 to participate in these or any kinds of initiatives, 391 00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:07,793 which is a shame. 392 00:15:07,818 --> 00:15:09,965 - Too true. - Okay. Amazing! 393 00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:12,570 So w-we'll set something to finesse the details this week. 394 00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:15,080 But for now, as I'm presenting it tonight, 395 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,620 I can confirm that you're in? 396 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:19,660 We'll do it. And thanks for thinking of us. 397 00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:21,338 We're not always the first call. 398 00:15:21,363 --> 00:15:24,290 Ohh. Well, you were this time. 399 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,500 Then why was this so last-minute? 400 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,000 We live on the edge. Okay. Bye. 401 00:15:27,025 --> 00:15:28,037 What? 402 00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,560 Couldn't be me. 403 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,850 Yeah, I'm not really good at this stuff. 404 00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:38,930 - Because me and you are a lot alike. - Hm? 405 00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:40,310 We're too real for this crap. 406 00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:41,480 Yeah, that might be true. 407 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,900 I'm not really made for grandstanding. 408 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,207 That's a good thing. 409 00:15:44,232 --> 00:15:47,255 My shiniest mop leaves the most grime in its wake. 410 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,780 They're not even really saying anything. 411 00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,780 Meanwhile, we're doing a ton of stuff at Abbott 412 00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:52,820 that's actually having a positive impact on the kids. 413 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:54,240 Then maybe you should tell them that! 414 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,299 They ain't gonna clap for that. 415 00:15:55,324 --> 00:15:57,154 They might learn somethin'. 416 00:15:58,949 --> 00:16:01,410 We spoke to the vice president of Tasker's, and he's in. 417 00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:04,210 Yes. All we need now is your approval. 418 00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:06,380 Tasker Community College? 419 00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:08,050 Look, uh, Superintendent Reynolds... 420 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,191 Mm-hmm? 421 00:16:09,216 --> 00:16:11,065 People overlook community colleges 422 00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:13,680 the same way they overlook public schools. 423 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,470 But I believe that this will provide a unique opportunity 424 00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:19,680 for people from our community to work with our students. 425 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,730 Is... it... free? 426 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,390 - It is free. - Approved! 427 00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:25,520 - Aah! - Lead with that next time. Okay? 428 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,480 Alright? Because when it's free... 429 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,480 it's my jam. 430 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,360 - That's your jam. - That's my jam. Yeah. 431 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,320 Are you still down to grab a drink? 432 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,740 Oh, I can't. I'm getting a drink with Barb. 433 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,410 Oh. Did you two have plans? 434 00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:38,490 No, one of the many benefits of being casual 435 00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:40,410 is canceling plans without any hard feelings. 436 00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:42,210 Hm. Cool. Maybe I'll text you Monday? 437 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,250 Sure. Worth a shot. 438 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,960 ♪ My librarian program's been approved! ♪ 439 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,960 Whoo! 440 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,050 - Hey! - Yes! Congrats! 441 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,130 Yeah! 442 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,670 - Whoo! - Congratulations. 443 00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:53,800 - Aah! Mmm! - Congrats. 444 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,260 Oh, my God. Thank you. What did I miss? 445 00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:56,680 Is Barbara hooking up with that guy? 'Cause... 446 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,680 I'll fill you in at Rubensteins. 447 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,890 Or... it looks like we can make the last 10 minutes 448 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:03,730 of Gregory's panel if we hurry. I just need to grab my bag. 449 00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:06,770 Panel Pals?! Chyeah. Duh! 450 00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:09,070 Ooh. I can't make it. Sorry. 451 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,070 Oh. Uh, did I invite... 452 00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,110 Have fun, though. 453 00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:18,740 Okay. Did he just make me fall in love with him? 454 00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:22,540 Because, I mean, wow. He played that perfectly. 455 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:24,290 Ohh! 456 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:26,000 Oh, my God. 457 00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:39,246 Be the teacher you wish you had. 458 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,480 Amazing. Wow. 459 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,730 We might as well just end the panel here, right? 460 00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:50,150 But we got a few minutes left. 461 00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:53,320 So, Principal Ava, since y'all are getting cooked, 462 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,900 what makes a successful principal? 463 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,251 As principal, I'm only as successful as my teachers. 464 00:18:02,276 --> 00:18:06,526 So I'm gonna pass this question over to Mr. Gregory Eddie. 465 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:10,420 O-kay. Kind of a re-gift, but sure. 466 00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:15,170 You know, it sounds simple, but... listening. 467 00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:17,930 Um, I run a gardening program at Abbott. 468 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,430 I didn't expect to or even really set out to, 469 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:21,640 but the kids wanted it. 470 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,310 I mean, they didn't ask for it directly 471 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,470 because that's not how kids are. 472 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,850 But when I listened to what they were saying, 473 00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:28,520 they needed somewhere to hang out. 474 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,690 So I took what I knew, gardening, 475 00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:32,320 and I created the program. 476 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,280 That's what being a successful teacher is. 477 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,240 It's listening and fulfilling needs that exist. 478 00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:42,490 That's it? 479 00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:44,040 Yeah. 480 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,700 O... kay. 481 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,370 Y'all, that concludes the panel. 482 00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:49,040 Make some noise for your winners... 483 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,330 the Liberty Rings. 484 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,880 I'm not sure why they're scoring a panel, 485 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,760 but Gregory did great. 486 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,890 He was right. Those little moments when 487 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:06,466 you're just in your classroom listening to your students... 488 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,150 It was a really great answer. 489 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:16,480 Ava, I just want to say I am so proud of you. 490 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,610 - Hm? - I mean, I look at you 491 00:19:18,610 --> 00:19:22,370 and I think about how much more I could accomplish 492 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,330 if I didn't have three beautiful kids 493 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,370 and a husband at home to care for. 494 00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:30,160 Did you hear how mean that was? 495 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,380 "How much more I could accomplish." 496 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,000 She just admitted I've done more than her. 497 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,800 She is defeated. I am that bitch, and she knows it. 498 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,340 My school stay winnin'! 499 00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:41,010 My students are smart. My staff is sexy. 500 00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:42,214 I'm not even talking about Gregory. 501 00:19:42,239 --> 00:19:44,180 Have you seen Melissa? Barbara? 502 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,430 Janine, on a good day. 503 00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:47,970 It must be pricey 504 00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:51,310 paying for a whole crew to capture your progress. 505 00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:52,622 I don't pay them. 506 00:19:52,647 --> 00:19:55,035 They asked me to capture Abbott's glow-up 507 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:58,360 for free... free... and free. 508 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,400 I can't get them to leave me alone. 509 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,820 Hm. 510 00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:03,160 Come on. 511 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,370 Mr. Eddie. Charles Pearlman. 512 00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:10,120 I'm with the Philadelphia Activities Fund. 513 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,370 Great job on the panel. 514 00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:12,870 Oh. Uh, thank you. 515 00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:14,960 The score didn't really reflect it, 516 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,513 but I felt pretty good. 517 00:20:16,538 --> 00:20:19,645 We offer grants to activities that serve the community. 518 00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:21,590 I appreciated your answers today, 519 00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:23,340 especially the one about the garden. 520 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:25,140 Oh. Uh, thank you. 521 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,760 I gotta run, but let's be in touch. 522 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,930 Yeah. 523 00:20:30,739 --> 00:20:33,310 Hey! Y'all made it. How was the, uh, CPR training? 524 00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,560 Oh, it was great. 525 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,110 My program got approved, and I found out 526 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,780 Jacob hooked up with an EMT on Melissa's roof. 527 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,070 Oh, was it Avi or Wade? 528 00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,780 What?! Who the hell is Wade?! 529 00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:44,683 Read your texts. 530 00:20:48,604 --> 00:20:51,323 Wow. That's actually a really good point about scrub brushes. 531 00:20:51,348 --> 00:20:54,095 Uh, Mr. Johnson, what do you think is the biggest threat 532 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,972 A.I. poses to your profession? 533 00:20:55,997 --> 00:20:58,337 I'll tell you what. I'm not scared. 534 00:20:58,362 --> 00:21:00,935 Mopping takes elbow grease, not microchips! 535 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,510 You know what would happen if you made a microchip mop? 536 00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:05,180 Uh, well, I have my theories. 537 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,390 I saw "Smart House," now. 538 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,237 You think what we do is easy? 539 00:21:08,262 --> 00:21:11,272 Cleaning up after hundreds of kids day in and day out? 540 00:21:11,297 --> 00:21:12,865 You think you could do that? 541 00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:17,270 Well, come on up here and, "Beep, beep, beep," that to my face! 542 00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:19,940 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, we gotta calm it down. 543 00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:23,370 You of all panels should know, we gotta keep it clean.