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[ Computer chimes ]
An e-mail from me?
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To what do I owe the pleasure?
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What's up, future me?
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It's me. Past you.
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Reporting from the first day of school,
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where things are going
swimmingly
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because of my ace leadership.
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I timed this e-mail
for you to receive
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on the last day of school
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so that we can
congratulate ourselves
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on all the goals
we accomplished.
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Alright, let's go.
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Congratulations on reading 400 books
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in one school year.
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Damn! I wouldn't lie to me,
so... continue.
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And by now, you must be
fluent in Mandarin.
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So, allow me to be
the first to say...
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"Ni hao cong ming!"
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And that to you, as well.
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Hey, how's the art class
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liking that new pottery wheel
you got them?
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Oh, that's who that was for.
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Be proud.
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Your teachers came to you
all year for guidance,
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and you gave it to them.
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Ava, can you help me
with... Figure it out yourself.
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Wow. You're right.
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I can figure this out.
Thanks, Ava.
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You're welcome. You're welcome.
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So, give us a pat on the back.
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Still got it.
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪
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Look, Alex.
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This is a plant
from the Goofball Garden
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that Mr. Eddie gave me.
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See how much it's grown?
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It didn't grow that much.
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Well, wait till you see it
next year
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when you come to school
every day. We'll see.
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No, we will see you at school
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every day next year.
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This might shock you,
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but I actually love
the last day of school.
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It's such a nice goodbye,
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because you know you'll say hi
again next year.
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It's a pleasant wind-down.
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And I love Move Up Day,
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where the kindergartners
"graduate" to first grade.
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It is so cute. [ Chuckles ]
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It's also a great time
to reflect.
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I wasn't here most of the year,
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but I'm proud of myself
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for following my heart
back to Abbott.
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And, uh, to celebrate,
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I am throwing the party
of all parties at my place.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Everybody's invited...
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except for the students
and most of the teachers.
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Welcome, everyone,
to Move Up Day!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Once again, reminding you
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to hold all applause
until the end of the ceremony.
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Jeremiah Banks!
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That's my baby!
Go 'head, Junebug!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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You're technically meeting
your students
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for next year right now.
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Oh, yeah, that's true. Right?
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I can't believe the school
year's already over. I know.
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What are your plans
for the summer?
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Oh, I'm actually
really excited about that.
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So, I'm going to take
the Goofball grant money,
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and then I'm going to...
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Hey, Janine. Yeah.
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So, for your party tonight,
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are you sure you don't want
to do it at Barbara's
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since she offered?
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And since it's a house
and has rooms, plural?
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Look, while that offer
has the power
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to give me a joy stroke...
Mnh-mnh, don't say that.
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Why not? It doesn't mean
what you think it does.
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No, it doesn't. Really? Okay.
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Well, my place
will do just fine.
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You live in a refurbished
entryway.
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What are we gossiping about?
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Gregory's sweater T-shirt?
Man, make up your mind.
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Is it a sweater,
or is it a T-shirt?
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Oh, hey, hey, hey, man.
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No, we're trying to convince
Janine to have her party
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in a more spacious space.
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Some of us have had
a rough year. Preach.
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And broke up with their partner
and best friend
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who will no longer
speak to them... Preach.
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...and find themselves...
Guys, I hear you,
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and I can assure you all
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that I have gotten
all 350 square feet...
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350 square what?
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Why don't you just throw the
damn party in my mop's closet?
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...350 square feet of
my big-enough apartment
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into party mode.
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Alright, I'll bring
some LIMONCELLO.
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No. I've got it covered.
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Just bring your wonderful self.
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Maybe just some
wine... Hey, Mel.
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Just don't, alright?
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Ava: Last but not least,
Jamal Wilkins.
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And there you have it!
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They said you couldn't do it.
[ Audience gasps ]
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No, they didn't.
No one said that.
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But look at you now!
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Congratulations
to the class of 2024!
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You're all moving on up!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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See you all at 8:00.
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[ Knock on door ]
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Showtime.
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Hey, guys. Come on in.
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Thank you very much,
Janine, and wow!
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You neighborhood is
quite the work in progress.
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You need anything? A knife,
a Taser, stale baguette?
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No, guys, I feel safe.
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I have ADT
and wonderful neighbors
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who love watching over me...
or watching me...
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and a cardboard cutout
of Allen Iverson,
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so people think he lives here.
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No judgment or anything, kid,
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but your place seems
a little... disheveled.
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[ Sighs ] Yeah, I know.
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I have just been so busy.
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I wish I had more time
to make it presentable.
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Don't you worry, sweetheart.
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We're gonna get
this place together.
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Oh. And don't you
dare try to help,
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because you'll just
slow us down.
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Oh, my goodness.
Thank you so much.
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I mean, I've been such a wreck.
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Lucky for you,
we got here early.
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Luck? I don't know her.
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I knew that Mel and Barb
would show up at 7:00.
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In fact, I planned for it.
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As I have planned
this entire party to the tee,
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so that every individual coming
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will have the time
of their lives.
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I knew they would have no choice
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but to help the life
of poor, little Janine.
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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It doesn't stop there.
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While they have activity,
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the antisocials
will have a section.
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The gamers will have a section.
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The dancers will have a section.
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I even have a movie room
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where I'll be showing
"We're the Millers."
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And that's not your
first choice, is it?
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Yeah, try it. Thank me later.
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I have all the necessary drinks
and fun enhancers and more.
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I have so perfectly
planned for everything
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that in three seconds,
watch this.
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Three, two, one.
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Janine, do you have any
sponges? [ Mouths words ]
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This kitchen is a mess!
[ Chuckles ]
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Melissa:
Are these your only spices?
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Salt, pepper, Lawry's,
and Tajín?
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And why are they
in separate cabinets?
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[ Chuckles ] Perfection.
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[ Knock on door ]
Hold on, please.
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Hi! Hi! What's up, guys?
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Get out of my way.
I got a party to save.
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Ava, you're an hour late.
Right on time.
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Jacob: I thought you said
it starts at 8:00. It does.
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The strobe light effect
is amazing.
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Yes, an intentional strobe,
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not broken light that's
too high to reach, exactly.
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Okay, I know you said
not to bring anything,
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but this raspberry stout
was aged in bourbon barrels,
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and, girl, let me tell you
this is, like...
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Rude yet generous. I like it.
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Yes. Right this way, gentlemen.
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You'll be stationed over here
in the social section.
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[ Knock on door ]
Jacob: Hmm. Okay.
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Hey, Gregory.
Hey, you look nice.
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Thank you. I'm glad you came.
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You're welcome.
I parked my G-Wagen in the red.
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So, if I get a ticket,
we're splitting it.
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[ Laughter ]
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Okay, yeah, sure. Of course.
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Mr. Johnson, for you,
I have the dominoes section.
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[ Laughing ] Oh, this
is a "party" party. Yes.
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And for you, Gregory Eddie,
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I thought you might enjoy
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the "socially awkward
but trying" section.
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I love the layout.
This is prime. Right?
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She's not in the minors
'cause she's the Big Teagues!
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[ Laughs ]
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Gregory Eddie,
what's up? Hey, guys.
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Manny? Oh, yeah, no, he's great.
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I was, um... I'm happy
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that Janine is still cool
with her district people.
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What's up? Welcome.
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Emily: Oh! Oh, my God!
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Oh, no! I'm so sorry.
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I knew I was unworthy
of this party.
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I'll leave. Yeah, just go.
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No, guys.
Emily, it's fine, really.
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I mean, hakuna matata.
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Prop vase.
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Yeah, it's not a party
until something breaks.
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[ Whispering ] Bingo!
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♪
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[ "Ready Set" by
Joey Valence & Brae playing ]
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I'm out.
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I got to get home and get ready.
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This was my pre-party
before the party.
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Y'all got Spotify.
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Ava, you're leaving already?
I paid you.
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Not my full rate. No one's gonna
pay you a million dollars, Ava.
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It only takes one,
and you're not it,
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so I'm not staying.
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You know what? You're right.
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But before you head out,
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can you say a quick hi
to my little cousin, Kwame?
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♪ When the last time
y'all heard it like this? ♪
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Janine and I were like
best friends growing up.
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Mm. That's wild,
'cause we're like sisters.
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♪ Toss me the keys
to the cherry-red Benz ♪
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[ Clicks tongue ]
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Where's Mr. Johnson?
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You got somebody for Ava
but not for me?
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There's like four dudes in here.
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And half of them are gay. Erika.
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Let me introduce you
to my emotionally unavailable,
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fiscally irresponsible,
racially ambiguous,
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well-chained friend Simon.
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Hmm?
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He owns a condo he can't afford.
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Sup, girl?
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[ Laughter ]
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Ooh.
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You hold right there. Okay.
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Young, ethnic Adam Sandler.
[ Laughs ]
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Ah-shoo-ba-de-bee!
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[ Laughs ] Right?
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I'll be right back, okay?
I'm gonna talk to my girl.
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Okay, update me real quick.
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Gregory here.
What you doing with that?
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Nothing, okay?
He's my co-worker.
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It could affect our jobs.
There are rules.
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So I'm just gonna
move on, I guess.
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Okay, girl.
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Come on.
Let's go play "Simon Says."
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Okay. You've played that before?
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Baby girl, I invented
that game. Ooh.
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♪ Let me end it on a high note ♪
255
00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,124
♪ My motion is... ♪
256
00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,126
Oh, so many books,
257
00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,462
and not one of them
the Good Book.
258
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,338
"The Joy of Reheating Takeout"?
259
00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:10,216
Janine, I taught you
better than this.
260
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,968
And that's... Yeah.
261
00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,846
I'd say that's the beginning
of her "it girl" phase two.
262
00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,973
Wow, you know a lot
about Kristen Stewart.
263
00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,017
Well, I'm gay. Oh. Yeah.
264
00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,852
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
265
00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:24,314
"It's Morton. Please help.
The bouncer won't let me in."
266
00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,524
What? Uh, I'll be right back.
267
00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,360
What is going on?
268
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,320
Mr. Morton:
He's not letting me in.
269
00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,279
Says my name's not on the list.
270
00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,364
Okay. Mr. Johnson,
we don't need a bouncer.
271
00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,074
Could you please go back
to your dominoes?
272
00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,160
The party won't work if
everyone's not in their section.
273
00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,455
And Mr. Morton, um,
how about the puzzlers' corner?
274
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:43,291
Great. My wife said
to go where I'm wanted.
275
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,417
What do you think
she meant by that?
276
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:48,004
Why is Zach here giving
his signature hand massages?
277
00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,714
Now, that's a knot.
278
00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,217
Oh, I thought
that was a knuckle.
279
00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,260
Janine: Zach is here
because he's my friend, too.
280
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,929
Which, if I remember correctly,
you wanted.
281
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,348
Must I reap
what I always fruitfully sow?
282
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,809
I know it bothers you not to be
on speaking terms with Zach.
283
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:01,976
Why not change that tonight?
284
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,063
Fine.
285
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,108
Another factor
that makes a perfect party...
286
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,276
Everyone gets along.
287
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,778
Relationships can get messy,
288
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,696
but they don't have to stay
that way.
289
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,323
You just have to figure out
where people can
290
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,742
fit in your life again
and then build up from there.
291
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,494
Kind of like Jenga.
292
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,996
Wait, why is no one
in the Jenga section?
293
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:25,041
Okay, let's get you back
to Jenga, and you...
294
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,253
Janine, we got Olive Oil
at the door.
295
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,547
Mr. Johnson, I told you we...
296
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:31,464
Olivia.
297
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,091
Hey. Hi.
298
00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,093
I-I gave your bouncer a $20,
but he said that I had to wait
299
00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,220
for a couple ladies to leave
before I could go in.
300
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,973
Yeah, no.
Um, I remember you. Yeah.
301
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,100
You work with Avi, right? Yes.
302
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,102
Yes. Mr. Johnson,
could you give her back her $20?
303
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,105
Okay, I'll get it for you later.
304
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,314
You want to just come in?
305
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,732
I hope it's okay that I'm here.
306
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,484
Avi invited me,
but then my phone died.
307
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,778
I couldn't text him.
Oh, of course.
308
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,154
Welcome to the party.
309
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,739
Now, which section
do you belong in?
310
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,700
[ Sum 41's "Fat Lip" plays ]
[ Guests cheer ]
311
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,368
What the hell?
312
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,453
It's not time
for white bops yet.
313
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,791
Hi, Emily. What are you doing?
314
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,627
It's DJ District now,
and school is in session!
315
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,421
[ Air horn effect plays ]
No, no, no. I paid Ava.
316
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,381
♪ Like my name was El Niño ♪
317
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,717
♪ When I'm hanging out drinking
in the back of an El Camino ♪
318
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,176
Hey, why are you here?
319
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,678
The make-out section's
in the corner.
320
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,346
The make-out section is wherever
me and your cousin end up
321
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,681
in 10 minutes. [ Laughs ]
322
00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,060
Make that five. You know what?
323
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,687
♪ Attention that we crave,
don't tell us to behave ♪
324
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,647
♪ I'm sick of always hearin'
"Act your age" ♪
325
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:30,899
♪ I don't wanna waste my time ♪
326
00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,734
See, Barbara? Whoo!
327
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,987
Ahoy, sweetie! Okay.
328
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,531
Yeah, brown liquor.
I got you wine coolers.
329
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,657
That's a land drink.
330
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,535
I needed to put wind
underneath my sails!
331
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,329
And... And you, you're supposed
to be cleaning.
332
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:47,624
I am cleaning...
cleaning up the dance floor!
333
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,376
Hey! That's right!
334
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,086
Man: Yo, why he not blue?
335
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,380
"Wakanda"?
Is that "Wakanda Forever"?
336
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,673
Excuse me.
337
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,800
[ "Fat Lip" continues ]
338
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,719
What can I offer...
No, guys. No, no, no.
339
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,930
The movie's not supposed
to be compelling, okay?
340
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,473
Change it back. But Namor.
341
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,807
And Angela. And Angela.
342
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,477
[ Guests cheering ]
343
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,063
Why are people dancing?
It's supposed to be a party!
344
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,273
Hey, do you have a charger?
345
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,691
Yeah, I have a charger.
346
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,151
I have an entire
charging section.
347
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,236
Why... Why are you doing
the worm?!
348
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,780
Oh. [ Chuckles ]
349
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,907
Guys, I know
the dance section is great,
350
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,992
but remember your sections, people.
351
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,452
Structure is fun!
352
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,454
Morton, get your ass back
to the puzzles!
353
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,623
But they're watching
"Wakanda Forever." [ Growls ]
354
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,541
Hold this.
Don't... Don't worry about it.
355
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,335
No, no, it's okay. It's fine.
356
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,087
I can create a space for you.
357
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,296
Careful, 'cause sockets are
the number-one source
358
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,714
of home electrocution.
359
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,092
I promise you
it's totally fine, okay?
360
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,843
[ Imitates being electrocuted,
chuckles ]
361
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,262
I'm just... I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
362
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,390
I'm playing.
It's gonna be totally okay.
363
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,142
[ Guests groan ]
Ava: Ooh, perfect.
364
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,815
Okay, slight hiccup,
but don't leave.
365
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,149
Um, just go outside,
get some fresh air.
366
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,359
The lights will be on soon.
367
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,236
Guess I created
a butterfly effect
368
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,862
when I left
the dominoes section.
369
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,864
[ Sighs ] I'll fix it.
370
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,617
Yeah. Okay. I'll go find
a flashlight. [ Sighs ]
371
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:08,788
♪ I need my shoes, da-bum ♪
372
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,666
Janine: [ Quietly ] Where is it?
373
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,167
Aah! Aah!
374
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,004
Aah! Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! It's just me.
375
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,422
Did the power go out,
376
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,007
or did this turn into
a very different kind of party?
377
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,341
What are you doing down there?
378
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,217
I'm looking for a flashlight.
379
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,218
I blew a fuse...
380
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,845
or every fuse, okay?
381
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,638
See, this is why people need
to stay in their sections!
382
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,265
Well, it's probably
just an electrical issue.
383
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,558
I did see three blenders
plugged in.
384
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,727
Yeah, and then I tried
charging a phone.
385
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,270
Olivia's, actually.
386
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,230
Oh, yeah, it's really great
that she came.
387
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,606
[ Sighs ] You know what? Just...
388
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,233
[ Switch clicks ]
389
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,193
Battery powered.
390
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,283
[ Sighs ]
391
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,452
Barbara: I am the captain now!
392
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,288
Are you good?
393
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,959
It was just going so well.
394
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,503
Even with the blackout,
it's still a hell of a party.
395
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,298
And sections and protocols
are cool,
396
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,967
but parties can be fun
without rules, too.
397
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,185
This was the perfect way
to kick off the summer. Mm.
398
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,936
You gonna throw
some more of these?
399
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,855
Maybe. Yeah.
400
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,940
Oh, speaking of the summer,
you were, um...
401
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,317
you were telling me something
402
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,568
at the Move Up Day
about this summer?
403
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:21,360
Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
404
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,279
Mm-hmm. So...
405
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,531
I'm doing a summer program
for the Goofballs.
406
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,242
It's nothing huge,
just a few days a week
407
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,286
to maintain the garden
that we planted in the spring.
408
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,996
It's the first big project I'm
gonna use to grant money for.
409
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,956
Wow. I'm very excited.
410
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,167
No, I can tell. [ Laughs ]
411
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,129
I just can't help
but think about
412
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,172
when you first got to Abbott,
413
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,674
and you were all business.
414
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,259
And look at you now.
415
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:49,180
You are teaching in the summer
416
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,306
in a garden that you created
417
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,558
with a club that you started.
418
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,105
I just, um... I really...
419
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,108
...admire you.
420
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,486
Me? I mean...
421
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,113
look at everything
you did this year.
422
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,616
The Janine I met the first day
423
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,452
would have never left Abbott
to try something new.
424
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,411
And she definitely
wouldn't let all these people
425
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,288
in her place with their
shoes on. [ Laughs ]
426
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:18,668
You try new things,
and you're brave.
427
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,587
You care about people.
428
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,966
That's what I admire about you.
429
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,099
[ Music resumes ]
430
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,684
Mr. Johnson: It's a miracle!
431
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,853
And I am God.
432
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,355
Ooh, what's this, now?
433
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,023
Um...
434
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,526
Mr. Johnson, you fixed it. How?
435
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,945
'Cause I'm an adult.
I'll show you. Mm.
436
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,905
Time for the teacher
to become the janitor.
437
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,991
Come on. Okay. [ Sighs ]
438
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:53,244
♪ 'Cause I'll be better,
well, I'll show you how ♪
439
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,745
♪ I'll show you how, yeah ♪
440
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,205
♪ I will never stop,
I will never stop ♪
441
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,498
♪ I will never ♪
442
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,542
♪
443
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,835
♪ I put in 10,000 hours... ♪
444
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,837
Wow, I always thought
that was a little room
445
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,839
for mice or the Borrowers.
446
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,133
Okay, so, do I just not plug
as much stuff in, or...?
447
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,759
No, plug in what you want.
448
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,179
If another fuse blows,
I'll just fix it again.
449
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,389
Mr. Johnson, how do you do it?
450
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,765
You just flip the fuse switch.
451
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:15,975
No, no, I mean,
452
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,769
how do you just live your life
453
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,605
doing whatever you want?
454
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,565
Aren't you afraid things will
go wrong? Things will go wrong
455
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,483
whether you're doing
what you want or not.
456
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,736
For me, regrets have always
been harder to live with
457
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,654
than consequences.
458
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,907
Yeah, but what if
the consequences
459
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,201
are really bad?
460
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,744
You kill someone? What?
461
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,079
I won't rat. No, no, no, no, no.
462
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,456
I just mean, like...
463
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,834
...what if you could
lose your job?
464
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,044
Who cares?
465
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,421
[ Scoffs ] Really?
466
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,506
Jobs come and jobs go.
467
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,091
I've quit, been fired,
468
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,010
been replaced on the panel
by Paula Abdul
469
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,220
right before the show blew up.
470
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,346
Hmm.
471
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,764
But I don't regret
leaving them behind
472
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,225
to live my life to the fullest.
473
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,936
But I love this job.
474
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,103
♪ All the way ♪
475
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,730
♪ I'm all the way lit ♪
476
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,106
♪ All the way, all the way ♪
477
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:04,941
♪ I'm all the way lit ♪
478
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,193
It'll be alright.
479
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,653
Trust me.
480
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,737
♪ Go blind trynna look at me,
whoa ♪
481
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,072
♪ Go blind trynna look at me ♪
482
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,824
♪ Be mine ♪
483
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:16,786
♪ I'mma let you be mine ♪
484
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:24,752
♪
485
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,462
Boom! Yes!
486
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,713
Nice, Morton.
487
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,131
Man: Hey!
488
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,425
♪
489
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,886
♪ See you all around my way ♪
490
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,554
♪ Been meaning to say hi ♪
491
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,057
♪ But I'm just way too shy ♪
492
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:42,019
♪ I gotta make you see this is ♪
493
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,941
♪ More than just a silly crush ♪
494
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:52,113
♪ And I ♪
♪ Wonder if you even notice me ♪
495
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,489
♪ Oh ♪
496
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,200
♪ You gotta feel me ♪
497
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,996
♪ And I ♪
♪ Would love you good ♪
498
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,956
♪ Just wanna be your girl ♪
499
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:05,960
♪ Oh, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
500
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,255
♪ I wonder, I wonder ♪
501
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,464
[ Cheering ]
502
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,592
♪ You gotta feel me ♪
503
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:16,012
All: [ Chanting ] Janine!
Janine! Janine! Janine! Janine!
504
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:19,432
Go Janine! Go Janine!
505
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,476
Bye. Good luck
on your marriage, Morton. Okay?
506
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:26,647
Oh. Shiver me
timbers, tiny bucko!
507
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,733
Time to abandon ship! [ Laughs ]
508
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,776
Okay.
509
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,320
Congrats, kid.
510
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,947
Your party made Sea
Barbara go full pirate. [ Laughs ]
511
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,240
Didn't know you had it in you.
512
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,950
Okay, yo, ho, ho. Leave the rum.
513
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,577
Oh. Oh.
514
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,954
Oops. How'd that get
there? [ Chuckling ] Oh, no.
515
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:42,997
Oh, my God.
516
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,290
Oh, hey, guys.
517
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,876
Um, you know, you can stay.
518
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,253
There's no last call at
Club Janine. Oh, no, no, no.
519
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,921
I got to keep moving,
or else I'll black out.
520
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,465
Oh, no.
521
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,592
What about Simon? We broke up.
522
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,093
Avi: Oh, no, you guys were
so good together.
523
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,095
Jacob: Forget him. Avi:
Yeah, you deserve better.
524
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,849
Well...
525
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,851
Oh, um...
526
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:04,977
Gregory, you...
527
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,191
Yeah, if Gregory
would've stayed,
528
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,151
I would have told him
how I felt,
529
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,029
which is that I like him
530
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:17,907
and I want to be with him.
531
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,743
Whoo! That feels good
to say out loud. [ Chuckles ]
532
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,620
I want to be with him.
533
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,954
But he left.
534
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,374
[ Laughs ] Okay.
535
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,750
How about I get
the cheeseburger...
536
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,001
Alright. ...and
then if you get a...
537
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,378
Whoa, whoa, where are you going?
538
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,296
She clearly wanted you to stay.
539
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,798
I don't know what
you're so worried about,
540
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,133
if it... if it's HR or the rules
or that text message,
541
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,260
but maybe you should be
a little more worried
542
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,221
about that. It has nothing
to do with that, okay?
543
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,472
I don't even care about
the rules at this point,
544
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:42,848
but Manny is inside.
545
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,100
Isn't that him
literally leaving?
546
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,312
Okay, that's weird,
547
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,690
but I'm pretty sure
that they're dating.
548
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,108
I'm pretty sure they're not.
549
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,651
He asked, but the thing
about dates, Gregory,
550
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,778
is that the other person
has to say yes.
551
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,405
Janine shut that down.
552
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,657
Told Mr. Manny
that she likes somebody else.
553
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,878
You know what? No.
554
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,797
I am done waiting.
555
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,465
I bet I can still catch him.
556
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,758
Okay.
557
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,844
[ Faint winding ]
558
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,971
[ Knock on door ]
559
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,266
I fixed your light.
560
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:54,378
43, 44, 45, 46, 47...
Melissa: That's insane!
561
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,255
[ Groans ] That was incredible!
562
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,465
What I get?
563
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,133
48-second headstand.
564
00:20:59,133 --> 00:20:59,884
Jacob: Well done. Barbara: Hm.
565
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,261
That isn't so long.
566
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,179
Well, you do it, then!
567
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,764
None of us are doing that.
568
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,682
Then I guess that makes me
headstand champion.
569
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,185
Unh-unh. Hold my hoagie!
570
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,728
Jacob: Uh-oh! Excuse me.
571
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:13,606
[ Laughter ]
572
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,608
Ava: Don't encourage her.
573
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:19,403
[ Laughter, indistinct chatter ]
574
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,404
Jacob: Go Barb!
575
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,407
You missed a spot!