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I just saw
a ghost, y'all!
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Why are we doing this?
It was a ghost.
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I came around the corner,
he was sitting right there.
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I'm thinking he's like
a Victorian era--
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Oh, my God,
they're multiplying!
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Uh, hi. We're looking for
Principal Coleman.
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It's our son Charlie's
first day.
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We enrolled
via the district website.
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Please tell me
you guys see them, too.
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Ava.
You know what?
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Let me go get
my proton pack.
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Hey, hey, stop.
Stop.
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So, they're building
a big-time PGA golf course
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about 10 blocks away from here
in the Girard Creek area.
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It's allegedly good
for the city,
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and people are into it.
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And, um, new people are
moving to Philly--
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West Philly--
just to play there.
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So...
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And while Tiger Woods is
a notable golfer,
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the demographic
of most golfers
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is mainly, um...
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We're so excited
to be here.
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Yeah, we were recommended
we go private
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from, gosh,
nearly every person
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and website we know,
but we were like,
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"Hey, public
all the way!"
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So...
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Well, it's great
to have you.
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This is new.
Yeah.
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First time
in all my years.
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Well, thrilled to
meet you.
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And, uh, just because
it's nice to have
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a new student,
and no other reasons.
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Okay, and I'm Ms. Teagues.
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I believe I'm your teacher,
Charlie.
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Welcome. And it's so nice
to meet you both.
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And I'm Principal Coleman,
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the one you were
looking for.
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Totally remember
you enrolling
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the little
and very real Charlie.
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And we are incredibly
pleased to have you
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and welcome you
to the rich,
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diverse tapestry
of Abbott Elementary.
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You'll fit right in.
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Are we being audited?
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Come on in.
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Hello, Ms. Teagues.
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Oh. Hello, Mr. Eddie.
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Hope your day's going well.
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It is. Thank you
for asking.
Mm.
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And I hope your day
is going well, as well.
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It is. Thank you.
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So, Gregory and I did try out
a relationship for a little bit,
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but in the end,
it just didn't work out.
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So, now, we are back
to being friends.
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Just kidding!
Ha, ha!
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We got y'all!
Yeah.
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So we're, um...
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W-We're dating.
We're dating, yeah.
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After the party that night,
we started dating.
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Yeah. And it's been going
really, really well.
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Right, and I'm happy.
I would tell everyone,
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but Janine so intelligently
pointed out that
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we should keep our work
and personal lives separate.
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And I have to
agree with that.
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Yeah, yeah.
And on top of that,
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we just get
to have fun
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and let our
relationship be
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just us, you know?
Mm-hmm.
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So, aside from Jacob,
nobody knows.
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Nobody.
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We all know.
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It's just
beyond obvious.
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I don't even know
how their dumb asses
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think they hidin' it.
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They stay
in each other's faces.
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Dumbasses.
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But we're gonna
let them have their space
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because, clearly,
they need it.
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Honestly, I don't care
that much.
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I got bills, you know?
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I know that's right.
If anything,
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it's an insult
to our intelligence.
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We know what two people look
like when they hunchin' hard.
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We're not dumb.
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Mnh-mnh.
Mnh-mnh.
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Alright class,
we're going to
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unfold our paper,
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and we have a beautiful...
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Butterfly!
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Yes! Specifically,
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an orange sulfur butterfly,
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which is native to
Pennsylvania!
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Can't find that in Jersey,
now, can you?
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No!
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What in the world?
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Hey, Barb, is your
water pressure low?
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Some kid just sneezed
God knows what in my hand,
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and I got
no water going on.
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Me too.
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Ugh!
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Ava?
Oh!
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Ava?
A-va!
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What is going on?
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The water pressure is lower
than Gerald's iron.
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Now, who the hell
is Gerald?
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Look, it's the new golf course.
They broke a water pipe.
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There's nothing
we can do about it.
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I'm just about fed up with
this golf course construction.
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Mm-hmm.
Just blocking up traffic,
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making it difficult
to get in here
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in the mornings,
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and the noise
all day long!
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And I've noticed an uptick
in the rodents and bugs.
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That's construction, too.
Mm!
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I killed 30 roaches
this morning.
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Oh.
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Hey!
31. This has to stop.
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Look, I gotta listen to
y'all complain all damn day.
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"We want books. We want
paper towels in the classroom."
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Bet you want
raises, too.
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Yeah, I like money.
I'm still waiting on
the paper towels.
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This project is backed
by the city,
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so there's nothing
I can do.
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And don't forget--
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back-to-school
staff meeting tomorrow.
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Have your presentations ready
with your proposed yearly goals.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hey!
32.
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Must you kill
these living creatures
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so forcefully?
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I didn't get that one.
It's headed to you.
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Die! Die!
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Aah!
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Going to do
my presentation on
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the benefits of plants
in each classroom.
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Try to get people
on board for that.
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That is so amazing.
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I mean, it's-- it's
very thoughtful.
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I mean, it's no
school-wide field trip
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to the Baltimore Aquarium,
like your presentation.
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Principal Coleman,
you have a second?
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We're fact-checking
for our podcast club.
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Yeah, we reported
that Mr. Hill can't read,
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which turned out
to be--
Not true!
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Why are you always asking us
to read out loud, then?
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What are you
fact-checking now?
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Are Ms. Teagues
and Mr. Eddie dating?
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Uh, why not report on something
a little more exciting?
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Like-- Like the weather, okay?
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It does often change.
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In fact, there's more
to this Mr. C story.
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Like how he's always
listening to audiobooks.
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I was letting Janine and Gregory
have their fun,
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but if the kids
even know about them...
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Look, from my summer
at principal school,
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I learned that I'll get in
trouble if they get in trouble.
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So I got to take action.
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Which is my least favorite thing
to take.
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Pizza here.
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I like the way
you pass that pizza.
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I like the way
you hand out milk boxes.
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That's for you.
There you go.
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And you.
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Um, you know what?
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Maybe we wanna be
more careful,
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because people
might be watching,
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and we don't want people
to get the wrong idea.
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Maybe, instead of always
looking over our shoulders...
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Our very broad shoulders.
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We should just tell
our co-workers.
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Well, yeah,
but, you know,
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we don't want everyone in our
business of, like, what we are.
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And we can't forget HR.
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I mean,
that's very intense.
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Yeah, I was thinking
about that.
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HR is only an issue
if somebody reports us,
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and HR hasn't been
to this school since... ever.
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Attention Abbott staff.
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Tomorrow, an HR representative
from the district
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will be here for the day.
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He'll be available
to all staff members
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if they feel the need
to make any complaints
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or inquire about benefits
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or report anything--
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anything at all.
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Mm, mm, mm.
I know what that's about.
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You do?
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Of course I do.
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Um...
You've seen the way
Melissa hits on me.
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She's always, "Mr. Johnson,
my trash is filled."
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"Mr. Johnson, can you
please take out my trash?"
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"Mr. Johnson,
this is your whole job."
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Flirting
her little ass off!
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Oh.
Okay.
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She's going down.
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Get her!
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Jacob! I am not letting you
microwave your beans
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with my tea.
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Barbara, please.
We are running out of time
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before class starts.
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It is not my fault
road closures allowed
traffic to back up.
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Now, please,
move your beans.
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Thank you.
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I'll tell you what.
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If that golf course
was a person
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and I wasn't a fully
law-abiding citizen,
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they'd be sinking
to the bottom of
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the Schuylkill River
right about now.
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My Bunsen burners
aren't working.
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Who shut off the gas?
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Are you cooking eggs
in your classroom?
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You needn't worry about
matters concerning
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the breakfast sciences.
Now, who did it?
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The construction workers
turned off the gas
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to the entire grid.
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Mr. Morton: Aw.
Nothing I can do about it.
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Write a letter to
the city.
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I don't know what's more vile--
this golf course or Morton.
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Here are
the pains in my asses.
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I'm sorry.
The what?
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Everyone, as promised,
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HR is here today.
This is Warren.
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So if anyone has anything
they want to file,
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just raise your hand.
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Not about me.
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About other things.
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Well...
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Oh!
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And we're out of time.
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And... yours.
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Excuse me.
Excuse me.
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Good morning, Daniel.
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Hey, how about Italian
for dinner tonight? LaScala's?
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We're gonna be nice to our desk
mates today, yeah, Yasmine?
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I'm good with that, as long
as they got buttered noodles.
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I'd never take you anywhere
without buttered noodles.
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Come on in.
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Yeah, it's nice talking to you
while looking at you.
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Which reminds me,
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when do you want
to talk with/confess
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that we're dating to HR?
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I have fifth period free.
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Oh, yeah, um...
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How about,
like, later?
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Like, after the back-to-school
presentations? Okay?
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Uh, actually...
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Good morning, Ms. Teagues.
Good morning, Mr. Eddie.
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You remember Warren,
right, Janine?
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HR at the district.
Mm-hmm.
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Janine, it's so good
to see you,
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after wasting our time
at the district.
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I told Superintendent Reynolds
I knew you didn't have
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what it takes
to be a district diva.
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It is good to see you again,
Warren.
257
00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:30,927
Anything you want to make
Warren aware of, you can.
258
00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,178
Anything at all.
259
00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,726
Well, um, we--
Well, we got nothing.
260
00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:40,770
Uh, except it is so good
to see you, really.
261
00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,067
Um, yeah,
nothing to report.
262
00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,028
Well, he'll be here
all day,
263
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,155
if your memories happen
to get jogged.
264
00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,869
Phew!
Um, hey, real quick.
265
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:56,828
Everything good?
266
00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,288
We could have at least
tee'd it up.
267
00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:00,331
Yeah, no,
everything is fine.
268
00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:04,002
It's just, um, you know,
like we said, later today.
269
00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,254
We don't want to drop
life-changing information
270
00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,298
before class
even starts, right?
271
00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,258
So...
272
00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:12,260
Have a good morning,
Mr. Eddie.
273
00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,220
Hey, good morning.
How you doing?
274
00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,889
Good morning,
Ms. Teagues.
275
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,348
Good morning, y'all.
276
00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,937
My tooth fell out
in the nugget!
277
00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:24,689
Oh!
Oh!
278
00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,941
Wow, you used a lot
of ketchup there.
279
00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,610
Oh, blood.
That is blood.
280
00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:29,903
These are frozen.
281
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,613
Have some pudding, hon.
282
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,364
What?
283
00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:34,574
Shanae!
284
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,201
These nuggets are cold
and hard!
285
00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,911
Thank you,
Philadelphia Inquirer.
286
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,204
You don't think I know?
287
00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,747
The gas still
isn't back on.
288
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,373
We heated them
the best we could.
289
00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:43,958
We had to
serve something.
290
00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,960
Ooh, I have had it
up to heaven
291
00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,545
with this golf course!
292
00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:50,006
We cannot live like this
the rest of the year.
293
00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,467
You know what? I'm gonna do
a little sniffing around.
294
00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:55,011
Although, I don't really
have the same connections
295
00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,596
I used to have
in this city,
296
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,681
which I guess, in a way,
is a sign of progress.
297
00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,474
Oh.
298
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,189
How'd the conversation go
with the HR guy?
299
00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,273
Didn't go.
300
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,692
It's Janine.
301
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:10,944
Has she said anything
to you?
302
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,154
Is she like, not that into
this relationship?
303
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:16,157
Mnh-mnh. No. She's definitely
deeply in like with you.
304
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,992
And I know you all
aren't ready to say it yet,
305
00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:20,036
but I love you both,
you know.
306
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,914
Uh, hey, um,
307
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,457
I cannot find
my presentation anywhere.
308
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,959
I must have forgotten it
at home.
309
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,126
Can't you just print out
another one?
310
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,254
No, that one has my notes,
you know?
311
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,630
That's how I know
when to be angry,
312
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,549
when to be jovial,
when to pause for a laugh.
313
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,761
See? So, anyway,
314
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,180
I don't have time to go home
before the presentations.
315
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,557
This is going to be bad.
316
00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,226
Um, well, I have a free period
when my kids are at gym.
317
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:46,104
I could run to your place,
grab it, and head back.
318
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,273
You're just the best.
319
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:52,068
Okay,
here are my house keys.
320
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,027
You know how to get in.
321
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:01,995
Seems pretty into you.
322
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,415
You have a little, um...
Oh.
323
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,708
Here, you want me
to get it?
No, don't.
324
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,001
Okay.
325
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,088
Guys, guys.
326
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,756
Non-union workers.
What?
327
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,800
The golf course.
They're using scabs.
328
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:19,345
My cousin Tommy, he does
construction with the Local 955,
329
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,722
and they haven't been called.
330
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:21,890
They're cutting corners.
331
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,391
One word to the city,
332
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,684
and this course
is dunzo.
Ooh.
333
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,103
Or, we can get my cousin
to kill all their pets.
334
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,146
I'mma leave it up to you.
335
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,731
Call the city.
Jesus!
336
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,399
All right. Easy.
337
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,151
This is why
I gave you options.
338
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,904
Thank you all for joining
this mandatory meeting--
339
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,156
"2024 School Year Goals."
340
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,741
First up,
Barbara Howard,
341
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:40,617
on teaching new math.
342
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,872
Thank you.
343
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,498
Esteemed colleagues,
344
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,751
I've decided to go
in a different direction.
345
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:53,129
Math hasn't changed,
but what has changed, however,
346
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:57,675
is the viscosity of child
and adolescent rheum.
347
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,637
Boogers!
348
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,222
Ohhh!
349
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,642
Now, I know it might seem weird,
but the consistency is changing,
350
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:08,019
and it is alarming.
351
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,187
Where's Gregory?
352
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,897
He just texted
and said he's in traffic
353
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:11,731
because of
road closures.
354
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,441
Damn golf course!
355
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,443
Jacob, I don't know
my presentation, okay?
356
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,986
If I don't do
my presentation,
357
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,238
the kids don't go to
the aquarium.
358
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,906
If the kids don't go to
the aquarium,
359
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,699
they fail the SATs.
360
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,369
Just breathe. Barbara's still
talking boogers. You got time.
361
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,371
In conclusion...
Damn it.
362
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,915
...I'm suggesting that
we get our milk tested
363
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,959
and our glue tested too.
364
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,338
Thank you, Barb.
Janine, your turn.
365
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:36,881
What?
Come on, pipsqueak.
366
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:37,966
Let's get this
over with.
367
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,050
Hmm.
368
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,427
Okay.
Alright.
369
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,432
Let's give it up for Barb, right?
370
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,851
We did that already.
Yeah, yeah.
Give it up for Barb.
371
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,355
Alright.
Hey, give it up for yourselves.
372
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,815
Janine!
373
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,149
Okay, okay, okay.
374
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,736
So, uh, my school-year goal
for 2024
375
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,488
is to take us all
376
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,782
to a field trip to
the Baltimore Aquarium.
377
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,492
Yes, yes.
378
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,785
But before I get into it,
379
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,955
I think we should
ask ourselves...
380
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:12,959
What is an aquarium, really,
when you think about it?
381
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,169
And who's really in the tank?
382
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,755
Is it the fish,
or is it us?
383
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:19,716
Oh, thank God.
384
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:20,883
Hey.
385
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:21,884
It was in
your kitchen.
386
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,263
Set.
387
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,473
The Playskool one...
Yeah.
388
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,392
...in your classroom
for the kids.
Yes, yes.
389
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,436
Why are you all sweaty?
390
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,021
Uh, because I keep
the temperature in my classroom
391
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,314
very warm, to sweat.
Mm-hmm.
392
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,523
You better turn it down!
393
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,649
I will.
394
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,567
Whose keys
are you holding?
395
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,780
Mine.
So those keychains
are your keychains?
396
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,865
You like Cinderella?
397
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,368
I like what
she represents.
398
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,787
How about that one that says
J-A-N-I-N-E?
399
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:50,997
Yeah, Gregory.
400
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,249
Probably best for you
and anyone else involved
401
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:56,169
if you tell all of us why.
402
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:56,961
Hmm.
403
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,092
What?! Gregory!
404
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,678
Oh, my God, you must have
grabbed my house keys
405
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,389
when I left them in
the teachers' lounge, so--
406
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,476
And that would be
why my car didn't start.
Yes.
407
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,894
Why'd you go
to your car?
Yeah.
408
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,145
Jacob!
409
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,230
Um, he went
to his car
410
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,733
because he left
his keys in there.
411
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,818
So how did he get
in his car?
412
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,195
Shut up.
Give it up.
413
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,280
I saw you two leave
the other day in the same car.
414
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,031
Well, y-you know, I...
415
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,574
He was giving me a lift.
416
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,742
Mm-hmm.
That's all.
417
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,869
Then you came back
the next day together.
418
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,830
Well, that's because
I-I saw him walking
and picked him up.
419
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:33,915
Then why did I see him
take a duffel bag
420
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,583
out of your trunk?
421
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,959
Okay. I take duffel bags with me
everywhere all the time.
422
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,795
Of course you do.
423
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,546
Because everyone here knows
424
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,589
that you two...
425
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,801
...use the duffel bags
426
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,803
to carry around the drugs
you're selling.
427
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:47,887
'Cause you're
selling drugs!
428
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,555
Doing what?!
No, no, no!
429
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,140
We are not selling drugs.
We're having sex.
430
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,643
Yes!
431
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,394
Mr. Johnson:
This is worse than I thought.
432
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,939
What people won't do for money.
Mm, mm, mm.
433
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,649
Lord have mercy.
Thanks.
434
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,067
This is a damn shame.
435
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,405
Maybe they didn't
catch on.
No, no,
cat's out the bag.
436
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:09,242
Right. But what if we coax
the cat back into the bag?
437
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,451
Because we can call
another meeting
438
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,537
and tell everyone that
it was a prank, right?
439
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,998
Janine, I-I've been trying
not to worry,
440
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,042
but...
should I be worried?
441
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:22,880
Are you not...
into this, or...?
442
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,215
Gregory, are you crazy?
443
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:26,634
Of course I'm into it.
What?
444
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,219
Well, then,
what's going on?
445
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,387
I mean, I get
wanting to keep people
446
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,305
out of our business,
which we can do,
447
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,349
but I think everyone's
rooting for us.
448
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,559
And I'm not afraid of HR,
if that's what the--
449
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,352
But maybe I am.
450
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,272
Look. Okay.
451
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,525
The last time I made
something "official"...
452
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,695
...it didn't work out.
453
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,615
And I...
454
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,955
I really, really, really,
really want this to work out.
455
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,625
So, I guess
I'm a little scared.
456
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,007
But we're not
your last time.
457
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,343
We're this time.
458
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,143
Hey.
Oh, yeah.
459
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,939
Let's tell
the freaking world.
460
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,149
I'm ready.
461
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,317
Okay.
Okay?
462
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,818
Well, you just did...
Yeah.
463
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,111
...when you told everybody
that we had sex.
464
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,571
Right. They know.
Yeah.
465
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,156
But, um, yeah.
Let's make it official.
466
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,115
Let's make it
official.
Let's make it
official.
467
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,533
Okay.
Right, but, okay.
468
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,619
Real quick-- This time,
let's keep the sex part out.
469
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,245
Just take the sex out.
Don't need to say that.
470
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,747
We don't need it.
We don't need it.
Don't say sex.
471
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,166
Don't say sex, don't say sex,
don't say sex, don't say sex.
472
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,334
You could stop saying it
right now.
473
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,919
You're saying sex
walking into a school.
474
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,420
Yeah.
Not the best--
You know?
475
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,089
So he checked me out,
but he took like a half hour.
476
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,507
Would you please
just sign out?
477
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,968
Hi, there.
I'm Miles Nathaniel.
478
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,721
What are you, a Mormon?
479
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:54,931
Look at this guy.
480
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,599
Yeah. We're not interested.
Get lost, pal.
481
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,476
Yes, I'm saved.
Thank you very much.
482
00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,644
And God bless you.
483
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,229
Oh, no. I'm an attorney
with the fine folks
484
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,730
over at Girard Creek
Golf Club.
485
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,732
I was just perusing
the neighborhood.
486
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,234
Thought I'd pop in
and say hi,
487
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,193
seeing as how
we're going to be neighbors.
488
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,653
Oh, I know
what this is about.
489
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,779
We call the city,
490
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,280
and now you want to dance,
pretty boy?
491
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,573
And I mean that
as a compliment.
492
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,117
Your skin is fantastic.
You must be so rich.
493
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,702
Yeah. So you heard
that we heard
494
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,163
that you're over there using
non-union workers,
495
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,082
and now you want to do
damage control.
496
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,625
Your little construction
project has put
497
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,210
quite a strain
on our lives.
498
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,920
We got a white child now.
499
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,381
You want to get
his parents involved?
500
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,216
Well, first of all,
allow me to apologize
501
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,552
for any inconveniences
we may have caused.
502
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,762
That's the opposite
of what we intend to do
503
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:35,888
for our community.
504
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,015
We really believe
the golf course can add
505
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,267
a lot of value here.
506
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,726
And what value
would that be?
507
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,562
Well, property value,
for one thing.
508
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,647
That will go up, way up.
509
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,023
So, if you're a homeowner,
510
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,692
perhaps one who's
looking to sell
511
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,486
and retire to, say,
a-a tropical island...
512
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,154
Or Arizona.
513
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,906
I'm-- I'm partial
to the desert myself.
514
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,700
Yeah, well,
that's gonna feel real good
515
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,994
to the union workers
not getting paid.
516
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,870
Please, uh, forgive us
for that oversight.
517
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,330
We're amending that
as we speak.
518
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,374
We will be fully unionized
by Monday.
519
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,334
We would be unionized
by Saturday,
520
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,712
but, you know, unions.
521
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,464
Uh, look, I know how hard
it can be to work with the city,
522
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,342
so if you have
any future problems...
523
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,802
Oh.
524
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:15,886
What's that?
525
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,514
That's a $500
gift card.
526
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,682
Mm.
527
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,225
I would have settled
for $250,
528
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,435
but this is classy.
529
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,602
Barb, you can
have half.
530
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,021
Mm.
But what about me?
531
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:28,024
No, we are not on your team, okay?
532
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,775
Golf doesn't even
have teams.
533
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:30,901
Sorry to interrupt.
534
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,862
I-I just remembered,
we have 15 new computers
535
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,280
that we're looking
to donate.
536
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,782
Do you guys know anywhere
that could use them?
537
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,826
Well, we could--
we could use...
538
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,077
No, wait.
539
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,287
You know what?
Let's make it 20.
540
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,372
I think I saw a few extra
lying around the office.
541
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,416
Look, the golf course is
going to happen
542
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,584
no matter what.
543
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,378
It can happen with computers
or without them.
544
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,088
Go ahead and shake
the man's hand, Jacob,
545
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,549
and recognize a blessing
when you see one.
546
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:56,093
Unh-unh, unh-unh, unh-unh,
unh-unh, unh-unh, unh-unh.
547
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:59,847
How about 25 computers and you
quit messing with the water?
548
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,849
Can't promise that,
but...
549
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,768
I can throw in
an ergonomic chair or two.
550
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,563
Oh!
What y'all doing out there?
551
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,190
Taking bribes.
552
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,274
Alright.
553
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,817
Just don't let Warren see.
554
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,652
And get me something, too.
555
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,862
Proud of y'all.
556
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,574
So you're saying
I can't sell the jewelry
557
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,950
that the kids make
on Etsy?
558
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,369
No, I'm saying
it's illegal.
559
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,703
Child labor laws.
560
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,039
But is it really work
if they love what they do?
561
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,334
Oh.
562
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,418
Please have a seat.
563
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,713
Okay, um,
564
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,173
I guess I'll just jump
right in.
565
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,343
So, it all started
when Gregory
566
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,470
first got to the school
and I gave him a tour.
567
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,013
Um, I thought,
568
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,682
"This is somebody
I could get to know."
569
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:47,019
And then I thought, "Maybe
a friendship with this guy."
570
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,189
And then I thought,
"He's kind of cute,
571
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,233
but he's my colleague."
572
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,567
So, you know,
at this point,
573
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,611
you would think I would
go forward in the story,
574
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,364
but I actually probably
need to go back a few years,
575
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:01,700
um, to 11th grade,
when I finally hit puberty.
576
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,702
Hm!
577
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,787
What is your
relationship status?
578
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,080
Uh...
579
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,582
He's my boyfriend.
580
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,919
And she's my girlfriend.
581
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,003
Great. All done.
582
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,506
That's it?
583
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:16,674
That's it.
584
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:18,008
I mean, there's no
power imbalance here,
585
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,260
so it's super easy.
586
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,594
I just needed
to record it.
587
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,263
Good luck
to the both of you.
588
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,015
Hopefully she doesn't leave you
like she left the district.
589
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,101
Uh-huh.
590
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,979
I'm happy for y'all.
Truly.
591
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,772
I just wanted you guys to be
smart about this.
592
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,190
But, now you're both safe,
593
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,234
and more importantly,
so am I.
594
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,569
Thank you, Ava.
Thanks, Ava.
595
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,987
You're welcome.
596
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,363
Gregory...
597
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,615
our situationship is over.
598
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,367
Why--
Just let her have it.
599
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,369
Yeah. Okay.
600
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,496
Let's go.
601
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,251
So, in conclusion,
and as you can clearly see,
602
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,586
he's a scumbag.
603
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,504
That has to be
an HR violation.
604
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,047
Well, there's worse things
I could call you, buddy.
605
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,716
You two just need
to grow up.
606
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,217
You can leave now.
607
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,888
Next.
608
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,515
Okay. I don't even
know why I'm here.
609
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,850
Oh, she knows why
we're here.
610
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,101
This is
an open-and-shut case.
611
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,441
These are all the takeout menus
I gave you.
612
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,859
Uh-huh.
613
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,402
And those were suggestions
that we should go out to dinner.
614
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,946
I can read between
the lines. You're sick.
615
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,699
Write that down.
Yeah, on it.