1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:05,003 Hey, Hey, Hey, Good morning to my favorite school. 2 00:00:05,004 --> 00:00:06,422 How is everyone doing? 3 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,424 What do you want? So a bit of a problem. 4 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:09,591 Sounds like a "you" problem. 5 00:00:09,592 --> 00:00:11,593 I haven't said what it is yet. 6 00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:13,345 Proceed. 7 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:15,806 So there have been students from various schools 8 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:18,100 playing in the golf course construction zones. 9 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:21,270 And some of them are wearing Abbott uniforms. And-- 10 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,439 And you would like us to get our students to stop 11 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,357 so that the other students will stop as well. 12 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:29,111 Yes. The Abbott students are disturbingly influential. 13 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,529 Thank you. 14 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,281 We can get our cool-ass students to stop. 15 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:33,949 That's why you're my favorite school. 16 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:35,117 For a price. 17 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:36,493 What is your price? 18 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:38,787 Actually, we really need new gym equipment. 19 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:40,330 Oh! Okay, so like what? Yes. 20 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:42,207 Like new archery board, lacrosse gear? 21 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:45,002 Oh, our lacrosse sticks are so worn down 22 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:48,172 after all of the lacrosse that we have been playing. 23 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:49,882 I think she means like new footballs. 24 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,633 Basketballs. Dodgeballs. 25 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:53,135 Parachute. Oh, yeah. 26 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,846 Yeah! For... skydiving? 27 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,347 What?! No. 28 00:00:57,348 --> 00:00:59,016 You know, you throw it up and the kids run under it. 29 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:01,393 Oh, yeah, you mean a disposable gazebo? 30 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,228 Oh. I actually can't with this man. 31 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,481 No, man, the one with the handles, you know? 32 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:06,732 And you're like, whoo! 33 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,525 I-I'm just-- I am not familiar. 34 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:10,486 Oh, come on! You know a parachute. 35 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,571 You know, gym class? Have you ever been in school? 36 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,031 Everybody holds it and go like... 37 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,491 Whoa! 38 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,326 It's like a circus tent. 39 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,994 And it's like ahh! Whee! 40 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:20,579 And then everybody takes turns. 41 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,080 It's a parachute. And you run in. 42 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:23,999 And you, like, have a great time. 43 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,251 I do not know what you are referencing! 44 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:27,252 I'll just send you a link then. 45 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,464 Cool. Bye. 46 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,229 {\an8}You have a phone call on line two. 47 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,730 {\an8}It's Manny from the district. 48 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:49,942 {\an8}Ugh. Tell him I'm not here. Tell him I died. 49 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,944 {\an8}Tell him I'm on "Survivor". 50 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,448 {\an8}Ah! I'll take it. Damn it, Dia! 51 00:01:56,534 --> 00:01:58,450 {\an8}What's up, The Manny-dalorian? 52 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,369 {\an8}Oh, like that! Can I use it? 53 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,955 {\an8}You can absolutely buy the copyright. Is that all? 54 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,706 {\an8}Jokes on jokes. This is fun. 55 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:06,208 {\an8}So, listen, as you know, 56 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,293 {\an8}since you've been principal at Abbott, 57 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,921 {\an8}test scores have gone up, absences are down, 58 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,798 {\an8}and after school programs have increased. 59 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,883 {\an8}Yep, I truly am "that gworl." 60 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:18,053 {\an8}And the district wants more principals to be "that gworls." 61 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:19,930 {\an8}We want to invite you to give a speech 62 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,807 {\an8}at one of our Philly School District Ed Talks. 63 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,934 {\an8}Super low lift, it's just a run-through with me, 64 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,394 {\an8}then the big show. 65 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,895 {\an8}Ooh, how much does it pay? 66 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,147 {\an8}It's more of a volunteer opportunity. 67 00:02:29,148 --> 00:02:30,899 {\an8}I do not want to do this. 68 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,401 {\an8}You are welcome for my time. 69 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,611 {\an8}Hey, Dia, you know that's strike three, right? 70 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:36,740 {\an8}Like, you know that, right? 71 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,075 {\an8}Hey, Mr. J. 72 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:41,910 {\an8}What are you doing here so early, Chad? 73 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,745 {\an8}I'm doing a career report for social studies, 74 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,747 {\an8}and I decided to shadow you and write about it. 75 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:47,457 {\an8}You got gloves? No. 76 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,670 {\an8}Good. They just slow you down. 77 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,506 {\an8}Let's go. 78 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,341 {\an8}An Italian hoagie 79 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:59,094 {\an8}and an Italian hoagie, extra Italian. 80 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:01,597 {\an8}Oh, grazie, Deli Man. 81 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:02,931 {\an8}Best hoagies in West Philly. 82 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:04,975 {\an8}Well, get 'em while you can. 83 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:07,102 {\an8}Landlord may not renew my lease. 84 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,353 - {\an8}What?! - No! 85 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:10,272 {\an8}First golf course comes in, 86 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:13,191 {\an8}then small businesses get priced out of their leases. 87 00:03:13,192 --> 00:03:15,360 {\an8}But what could they possibly put here? 88 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,821 The deli across the street 89 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:20,365 is being turned into a freakin' smoothie shop. 90 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,617 Which one? 91 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:22,618 Smoothin' On Up? Mnh-mnh. 92 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:23,827 On Blended Knee? 93 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:25,203 Oh, it's not Fruit Goops, is it? 94 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,663 He knows so many different smoothie shops. 95 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,874 Nope. It's gonna be a Fruit, There It Is. 96 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,375 Let's go. 97 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,877 Gregory, lower that roof! 98 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,378 That deli is an institution. 99 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:34,963 Yeah. This sucks. 100 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:36,715 What, I'm supposed to drive all the way to Wawa now? 101 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,300 Murder me! 102 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,635 Look, I don't know. Neighborhoods change. Okay? 103 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,136 No. Greg, you don't understand. 104 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,638 Gentrification is like a-- Shut up. 105 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,306 I'm tired of driving all the way to University City 106 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,141 every time I want a 16-ounce Banana-Nut Shred 107 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:47,476 with extra bee pollen. 108 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,144 Your thoughts about food are war crimes 109 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:50,562 and you should be sent to The Hague. 110 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,898 Hey, y'all. What we talking about? 111 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,149 Either catch me up or change the subject. 112 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,400 We were talking about-- 113 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,905 Vetoed! That settles that. 114 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,825 Ugh! 115 00:04:02,785 --> 00:04:04,368 Not Manny trying to get me 116 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,914 to volunteer my voice in a public setting for free. 117 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:10,374 Ava, please explain. 118 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,334 He asked me to do some Ed Talk or whatever. 119 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,211 Wait, an Ed Talk? 120 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,254 Ava, that's awesome! Congratulations! 121 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:18,340 Yeah, that's very cool. What's the focus of your talk? 122 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,175 Oh, I turned it down. 123 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:21,843 Did you not hear me say it was unpaid? 124 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:24,596 Ava, you really need to reconsider. 125 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,265 This is a great opportunity for you. 126 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:28,517 And the school! 127 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:31,228 Closest Wawa-- 22 left turns away. 128 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:32,771 Yeah, and if you do the talk, 129 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,022 it'll put us back in the district's good graces 130 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:35,607 after, you know, Janine, well... 131 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,359 The district does not have a problem with Janine. 132 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,944 No, no. They do. They hate me. 133 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,112 They told me they have a problem with me. 134 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,697 But the way the district works 135 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,073 is if you're front of mind, 136 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,741 then your school is front of line 137 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:46,201 for new resources. 138 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:47,953 So you see, you are getting paid, 139 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,621 just indirectly. 140 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,290 Plus you love to boast. 141 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:54,292 I truly am great at it. Mm-hmm. 142 00:04:54,293 --> 00:04:55,293 You should do it. 143 00:04:55,294 --> 00:04:57,295 Ugh, fine. 144 00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:59,589 Yes! But my time's coming out of your paychecks. 145 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:00,799 Uh, no, it's not. No, it's not. 146 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,925 What? That's not fair. Mnh-mnh. 147 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:02,926 Okay. Then just Jacob's. 148 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:04,219 Fine, fine. Okay. 149 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,721 Okay, t-- Wait. No. 150 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,556 All right. Okay. 151 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:08,640 Viv, why don't you go next? 152 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,267 My name is Viv. 153 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,978 I am seven years old, and my favorite thing 154 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,731 to do is sing in the car with my mom. 155 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,483 Lovely. Okay, Dante, how about you? 156 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:20,235 My name is Dante. 157 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,654 I am eight years old, and my favorite thing to do is draw. 158 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,490 Good job, Dante. Okay, Nate. 159 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:26,992 My name is Nate. 160 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,326 I am seven years old, and my favorite thing 161 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:29,996 to do is eat paper. 162 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:35,667 Okay, so how much paper would you say you've eaten? 163 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,502 Like, just a teeny tiny... 164 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,004 He ate "Peter Rabbit." 165 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,256 What? 166 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:48,013 Dia. Dia! 167 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,014 Dia! 168 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,098 Come on, girl. 169 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:51,767 Hang that up real quick. 170 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:54,186 I'm sorry. Can you hold on just one second? 171 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,645 Yes? 172 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:57,522 I am gonna kill this speech, girl. 173 00:05:57,523 --> 00:05:59,775 I'm so happy I let the teachers talk me into doing it. 174 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:03,862 I'm, like, actually working on it and enjoying it. 175 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:07,032 Ava, this is my son's doctor on the phone. 176 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:10,952 Oh, damn, girl. Take that. What are you doing? 177 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:13,789 I just feel... validated. 178 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,958 I always do things my way and people don't always like it. 179 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,960 But the district has seen my methods 180 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:20,545 and they want the madness. 181 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:23,381 They want... the Ava-lanche. 182 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,133 Really? 183 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,885 Isn't this more of a job for a maintenance man? 184 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,887 Or a woman. But you're right. 185 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,388 It is. 186 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:32,474 Guys, I was just at the deli, 187 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,684 and everyone in there is so sad. 188 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:37,729 But also so fired up that I had the thought... 189 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,648 what if we activate the neighborhood? 190 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,358 What if we don't, though? 191 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:43,735 Yeah, we could canvass and inform and-- 192 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,028 Yeah, you know what? 193 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:46,863 We could go and pay a little visit 194 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:48,990 to the University City location. 195 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:50,826 You know, convince them maybe setting up 196 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,245 in a different neighborhood is a good idea. 197 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,663 And I will come along with you 198 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,414 because I have a few choice words for 199 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:58,041 Fruit, There It Is. 200 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:01,002 Yes, I love it! Okay, are we doing this? 201 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:02,379 I can make some fliers on Canva 202 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,047 and start papering this town. 203 00:07:04,048 --> 00:07:06,925 Ooh! This is what being the change feels like. 204 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,218 Are you feeling that? 205 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,845 Okay. Everybody, hold on. 206 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:12,556 If you're going, can you take my punch card? 207 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:13,723 I'm like three punches away 208 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:15,183 from a free Teddy Blendergrass. 209 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:16,518 Boy, bye. Come on. 210 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:17,894 Chad, lemme tell you something. 211 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:19,396 This is gonna end in chaos. 212 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:20,856 How? 213 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,691 You'll see. So much to learn, youngblood. 214 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,943 C'mon, let's go sweep the roof. 215 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,361 You're not afraid of heights, right? 216 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:27,865 No. 217 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,202 Still time to help save the deli, Greg. 218 00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:35,912 I have already set up an online petition. 219 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:37,455 I put fliers in all local storefronts that would let me. 220 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:40,041 And I even spoke with the B.L.A.C.K.S. yesterday. 221 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,376 Excuse me? 222 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:43,086 Building Love and Creating Kids' Safety. 223 00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:44,796 The activist group. Remember? 224 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:46,965 They protested the school last year. 225 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,134 Should probably get in the habit of saying the whole name. 226 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,886 Yeah, well... 227 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:53,597 Well, the Building Love and Creating Kids' Safe... ties 228 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:56,224 are on board and mobilizing as we speak. 229 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:58,226 About that. Yes! 230 00:07:58,227 --> 00:08:00,145 How did it go at the University City location? 231 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,147 Did you guys really let 'em have it? 232 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:05,150 Mm. So we went down there to give them a piece of our mind. 233 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,902 We were raring to go. 234 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,069 Walked right up to that door, 235 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:10,155 put our hand on the handle. 236 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,239 Didn't even knock. 237 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,283 Don't have to. It's a store. 238 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,952 But then we noticed they had free samples, 239 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:18,788 and, well, after our long and taxing drive... 240 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:21,249 Yeah, it's rude to turn down a free sample, Jacob. 241 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:22,959 I gotta tell you, I have no idea where this is going. 242 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,836 Well, the sample was so good, 243 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,421 we considered changing our stance 244 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:27,923 on the smoothie shop moving in. 245 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,507 But we did not. Of course not. 246 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:30,675 Oh, thank God. 247 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,302 Yeah, it took multiple samples. 248 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:34,429 And they're all home runs, Jacob. 249 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:35,847 Seriously, what's one less deli 250 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:37,601 in this deli town? 251 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,768 Mnh-mnh. We drank yours. 252 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,811 But we got one for you. 253 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:45,315 What? We had a plan. I-I papered the community. 254 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:48,111 Just try it, Jacob. It might change your mind. 255 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,112 Oh, okay. Do it. 256 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:52,697 That sounds nice. 257 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:53,867 Mm-hmm. 258 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,034 Ohh! 259 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,702 Psych! 260 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:02,457 I am really disappointed in all of you. 261 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:05,169 So I guess that means you don't want your punch card. 262 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,380 I'll take that. 263 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,801 These can be combined. 264 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,302 Hello? Hey. Sorry. 265 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:15,553 Hey. 266 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:17,013 I've got a paper eater in my class, 267 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:19,224 and I'm just trying to get inside his head. 268 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,309 Ah. I had a girl in my class lick glue last year. 269 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,311 But it was a one-time thing. See, that I can handle. 270 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:25,063 But apparently, he's been doing this all year. 271 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,648 Maybe he's doing it for attention. 272 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,692 No, there's a real passion there. 273 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,235 I tried to document it in my calendar, 274 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,237 but the little Billy goat ate November. 275 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,905 Oh, wow. Okay. 276 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,907 Maybe it's like an anxiety thing. 277 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:39,202 Maybe it's that, but some kids just like to eat weird stuff. 278 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:42,414 I used to eat crayons. I love the snap. 279 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,833 Get him some of that edible paper that they use on cakes. 280 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,501 Wean him off and call it a day. 281 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:47,544 Hmm. 282 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:48,837 That's how I kicked crayons. 283 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,088 Pretzel sticks and Kit Kats. 284 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,048 I licked ChapStick once. 285 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:53,260 Sicko. 286 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,846 Eh, here we go. Mm-hmm. 287 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,764 Here to tell us how anti-progress we are? 288 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:02,058 What? What are you talking about? 289 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:04,185 That doesn't sound like me, does it? 290 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:07,230 No, I'm-- I'm-- I have thought about it 291 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:10,608 and I am looking forward to the new smoothie shop. 292 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:13,028 So why the change in tune? 293 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,030 Because... it is rare to see you all 294 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,282 so excited about something, okay? Okay. 295 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,367 And if it makes you happy to have this place nearby, 296 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,578 then darn it, I'm happy, too, okay? 297 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:24,289 Bring on the fruits, add some milk, blend it up. 298 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,875 Let's have a good time with the little time we have 299 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,962 on this big old rock they call Earth. 300 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,130 What's that on your collar? 301 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,132 What? A hickey, probably. 302 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,135 You can't get a hickey on clothing. 303 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,472 That's açai. 304 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,890 With a whey protein boost. 305 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,475 You tried Fruit, There It Is! 306 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,561 Wait, you Postmated a smoothie to the school? 307 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:47,812 Where'd you get 30 bucks? 308 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,147 I didn't Postmate anything. 309 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,648 Then where'd the açai come from? 310 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:52,650 You dug it out of the garbage. 311 00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:54,486 He dug it out of the garbage. 312 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,906 Jacob! Stop eating out of the trash can! 313 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,158 Look, the only thing I hate more than gentrification 314 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,826 is waste, okay? 315 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,578 And we as a culture, need to have a serious conversation 316 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,997 about when trash is really just food 317 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,999 temporarily situated in a garbage can. 318 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 You liked it, didn't you? 319 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,627 I loved it. Mm-hmm. 320 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,295 It was-- It was so fresh. 321 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:13,755 If you like their açai, 322 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,507 you wait till you try their secret menu. 323 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,342 You should see me off of two shots of that wheatgrass. 324 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,096 I'm just like whoo! 325 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,932 Bobby, sit down. 326 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:27,644 They figured it out. Didn't seem to turn into chaos. 327 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,521 The chaos hasn't even begun. 328 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,856 That's just the tip of the trash can. 329 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,608 And after that is "The Art of the Scheme," 330 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,111 where I basically address how a scheme is like a dance. 331 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,363 Poetic. Maybe just not for this talk. 332 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,656 What else you got? 333 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,616 Okay. "Intimidation as Motivation." 334 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,368 Let's put a pin in that puppy as well. 335 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,328 Uh, "Withholding Pay as Motivation." 336 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,538 Illegal. 337 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,789 Well, I already took out 338 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,332 "Kelly Rowland as Motivation," but I-- 339 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,959 Hey, Ava, to be honest here, 340 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,627 I'm starting to get a little worried. Why? 341 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:55,213 This isn't quite what I was expecting from you for the talk. 342 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,714 Especially the part about renting out the gym 343 00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:58,216 to unsanctioned groups. 344 00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,551 Wait, are you talking about the church choir 345 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,221 or the drug dealers? 346 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,223 So listen. 347 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:08,309 Hey. 348 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,979 Ooh. How's the presentation going? 349 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,397 I'm not doing the talk anymore. 350 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,149 Uh, por qué? 351 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,316 Manny changed his mind. 352 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:18,194 What? But he reached out to you. 353 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:19,571 He wanted you for it. 354 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,989 Yes, but when he heard my presentation, 355 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,490 he said I wasn't right for it. 356 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:23,741 Said he didn't want to encourage 357 00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:25,243 the other principals to act like me. 358 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,162 He basically called me "too hood" without saying it. 359 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,247 Okay, well, hold on now. Janine, it's cool. 360 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,833 I've been told I'm too much or too brash 361 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,252 or too blunt or not right for the job my whole life. 362 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,545 I'm used to it. 363 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,424 If people don't like me, it's on them. 364 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,760 Let me see the presentation. 365 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,599 Okay. Oh, wow. Ava. 366 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,895 This is so bad. 367 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,938 Like, really, really terrible. 368 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,274 - Get out. - No, no, no, it's just-- 369 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,609 Look, it's just-- 370 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,028 this isn't it, you know? 371 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,864 Like, yes, you do those things, but it's not all you do. 372 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,533 You make clothes for our students who need them. 373 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,619 You put on fundraisers 374 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,205 so that our kids can go on field trips. 375 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:15,960 And you somehow understand your teachers and what they need. 376 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:19,380 And that's what makes you a great principal. 377 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:22,802 Yeah, but the problem is, I don't do it "the right way." 378 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,054 All right. 379 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:29,474 You once viciously made fun of my jelly bean belt. 380 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,309 Once? At least a dozenfold. 381 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,812 And... told me I needed to dress better 382 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:37,815 because I deserved better. 383 00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:40,652 And I was mad at first. 384 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,987 But you were right. 385 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:46,658 Your approach might be "too whatever," 386 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,912 but the results speak for themselves. 387 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:54,666 You should focus on why you do things 388 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,545 and not how you do them. 389 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,755 Wow. Look at me cheering myself up. 390 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,423 Okay. 391 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,844 But it's too late. Manny's already going with someone else. 392 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,512 I'm gonna put in a call to the district. 393 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,513 Mm-hmm. 394 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,014 Don't they hate you? 395 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,683 Oh, I wouldn't call them fond of me, 396 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,268 but Manny owes me a favor. 397 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,770 I taught him how to ride a bike. 398 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,105 What do you know? 399 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,109 Always something to learn. 400 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,693 Mm. 401 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,778 Remember, your projects on Unsung Women in History 402 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,613 are due tomorrow, okay? 403 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,116 Shouldn't be a problem if you started when they were assigned. 404 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,118 What's going on outside? 405 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,704 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 406 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,539 That smoothie place has got to go! 407 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,457 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 408 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,209 That smoothie place has got to go! 409 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,460 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 410 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,712 Oh, no! It's the B.L.A.C.K.S. 411 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,005 That smoothie place has got to go! 412 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,464 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 413 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,717 It's-- It's not what it sounds like. 414 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:51,556 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! That smoothie place has got to go! 415 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,807 Oh, my... 416 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:55,059 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Hey, there! 417 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,644 That smoothie place has got to go! Hey, there, protesters. 418 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:59,480 What, uh-- What are we so upset about? 419 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,024 They're trying to take away our deli 420 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,484 and put an açai place in here! 421 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,153 We found out about it from this flier! 422 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,487 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! That smoothie place has got to go! 423 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,656 The one time my canvassing works. 424 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,200 Ho, ho! That smoothie place has got to go! 425 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:12,660 - Chaos. - Chaos. 426 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,998 Ho, ho! That smoothie place has got to go! 427 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,334 We are angry. We are mad. 428 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,419 We like the deli. Smoothies are bad. 429 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:25,840 Aw, there's nothing like the sound of dissent in the afternoon. 430 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,759 What in the world? 431 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,677 Hey. Um, you know what? 432 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:32,013 Let's-- Let us consider the scene in front of us 433 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,015 from a smoothie half full perspective. 434 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:37,018 Oh, hell no. Jacob, I need my smoothies. 435 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:40,605 Jacob, I haven't been this regular in five years. 436 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,358 Fix this! Wow! Okay, okay, okay. 437 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:47,445 Hey, everyone! I'm loving the energy, okay? 438 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,782 But you know who the real enemy is here? 439 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,410 Fracking. Fracking is bad. Frack is wack! 440 00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:55,788 Let's get that going. That's-- That's catchy. 441 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,416 Hey, hey, do protests even really work? 442 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,628 I mean, the Chiefs are still a team, am I right? 443 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,213 No, no. 444 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:10,551 What we need to do is bottle up all of this passion 445 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:13,971 and then pour it on the golf course. 446 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:19,435 Because after all, that is what is destroying this neighborhood. 447 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:22,730 Barb. Barb, if the golf course goes away, 448 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:25,650 the smoothie shop goes away, right? 449 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:29,112 And so don't do that. 450 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,780 Thank you. 451 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,907 Are you all protesting me? 452 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,575 No! 453 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:36,994 Then why are you doing this in front of my place? 454 00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:38,663 I don't know! 455 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,415 The instructions weren't clear. 456 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,417 My bad. My bad. 457 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,503 Save the deli! 458 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,631 Save the deli! 459 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,260 And then I'd like to end on creative solutions 460 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,011 for stretching a limited budget. 461 00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:56,806 So Janine called the district, and they really do hate her, 462 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,099 which tracks. 463 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,642 But I'm grateful they're gonna give me 464 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,018 another chance at the run-through. 465 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,854 I think I know what they want now. 466 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,355 Incredible. 467 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,023 That's what we're looking for, Ava. 468 00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:07,942 So I'm good for the speech tomorrow night? 469 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,361 Yes. And just to clarify... 470 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,530 Still unpaid. Had to ask. 471 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,365 You know, things change. 472 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,160 Of course. Well, it's good to see you. Thank-- 473 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,204 Looks like they're getting tired. 474 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,123 Well, I guess this might blow over after all. 475 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,708 I just got a call from the landlord. 476 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,543 Said he didn't realize kicking me out 477 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,712 would be such a big ass-ache. 478 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,672 Now he's renewing my lease. 479 00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,049 I guess you guys did it. 480 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,803 Well, how about that, Jacob? 481 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,138 Once again, a white man 482 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,140 comes into a community of color 483 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,309 and makes things worse. 484 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,728 I should have known better than to dream. 485 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,813 I'm gonna go in and buy a Mountain Dew. 486 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,776 No. 487 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,904 Hey, Mr. J! 488 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,071 I finished my report for social studies. 489 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:55,406 Thanks for letting me shadow you. 490 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,741 What'd you learn? 491 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,075 Sweep before you mop. 492 00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,660 Chaos is inevitable here. 493 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,080 And that you need these. 494 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,627 I don't, but thanks. 495 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,345 Hi. Good morning, Viv. Good morning. 496 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:21,516 Oh, Nate. Hi. Come on over here. 497 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,017 Look at what I just got. 498 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,686 Edible paper. Isn't that all paper? 499 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,148 Just trust me and try it. 500 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,779 Cleanse that palate. 501 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:35,947 Well? 502 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,282 It... kind of tastes like a cookie. 503 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,535 Kind of makes me want to have cookies. 504 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,869 Do we have any cookies? 505 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,121 I will have one for you at lunch. 506 00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:46,374 Thanks, Miss Teagues. You're welcome. 507 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,418 That paper tip Ava gave me-- that was pretty good. 508 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,754 She can be really surprising. 509 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:54,048 It's another great thing about her. 510 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:56,968 I still maintain that the most crucial aspect of this job 511 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,136 is empowering our students and staff. 512 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,556 When someone can't see the potential that you see in them, 513 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,140 they might need a little push. 514 00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,561 And it's up to us as leaders to give it to them. 515 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,859 Yes. Double jacket. 516 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,985 How do you toe the line between giving encouragement 517 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,153 and giving orders or even overstepping? 518 00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:18,489 I'd say repetition. 519 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,283 Let me give you an example. 520 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,661 A member of my staff dressed as a nun going on vacat-- No? 521 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:27,832 Um, a member of my staff was stuck in a rut. 522 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:31,502 But by being consistent with subtle advice, 523 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:35,339 her perspective shifted and she was able to make small changes 524 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:38,426 that led to her becoming the incredible educator 525 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,261 that she is today. 526 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,430 How you give the advice is up to you 527 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,016 because it's not always about the how. 528 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,810 It's about the end result. 529 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,985 And that's how I saved the school from ringworm. 530 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,362 Mm! Ava, that was sick. 531 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,156 Thank you again for volunteering. 532 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,616 No problem. I love doing it. 533 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,159 It was so good. 534 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,870 You know, people actually do get paid for this? 535 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,330 Paid? Not here, 536 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,041 but at private speaking engagements and seminars. 537 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,876 Oh, yeah. Like how much? 538 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,502 Like thousands of dollars. 539 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,046 Thousands, you say? Mm-hmm. 540 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,673 Well, this has been a pleasure. 541 00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:20,802 If you guys want to keep speaking to me, it'll be $1,000. 542 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,768 Oh. 543 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,688 Get excited, people. 544 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,857 The deli is making smoothies now. 545 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,359 Oh! And they sent these as a thank you 546 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,902 for saving a beloved small business 547 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,737 from the clutches of gentrificach. 548 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,197 Well, it's a win-win. 549 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,740 The neighborhood gets to keep a local fave 550 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,325 and we get free smoothies. 551 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,993 Deli smoothies. They don't have the training. 552 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,579 Oh, well, I guess these will just have to do. 553 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,082 Enjoy the refreshing taste of community action. 554 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,419 Chindon! Hey! Love it. 555 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:56,337 No. Oh. 556 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,715 Oh, fallen angels! That is vile! 557 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,550 {\an8}What is in this? 558 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:04,095 {\an8}Mango Mortadella Fusion? 559 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,346 {\an8}Is that menthol? 560 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,555 {\an8}Appears we have the same flavor. 561 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,015 {\an8}Menthol madness. Ugh! 562 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:11,519 {\an8}Mine is... it's mostly Nerd Clusters and... 563 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,187 {\an8}Hot Fries. 564 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:14,939 {\an8}Yeah, which, honestly, I'm-- 565 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,441 {\an8}Are you ready? Oh, wait, guys, I'm in next. 566 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,235 {\an8}No, wait. Hold on. Hold on, hold on. 567 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:23,116 {\an8}Whoo! Eee!