1 00:00:03,753 --> 00:00:04,920 Yes! 2 00:00:04,921 --> 00:00:07,297 So, Abbott is putting on a Christmas show. 3 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:08,674 It's the first one. 4 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:11,177 I have been asked to choreograph a step routine. 5 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:15,014 I was asked by myself when Ava was unavailable. 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,516 Couldn't turn myself down, you know. 7 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:19,852 All right, we are going to be stepping to the perfect song. 8 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,228 Hold on to your stockings. 9 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:27,736 What song is that? 10 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:30,195 What? You're kidding, right? 11 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:31,321 No. 12 00:00:31,322 --> 00:00:32,490 You guys seriously don't know this? 13 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:34,658 It's Run-D.M.C.! 14 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:35,994 What's Run-D.M.C.? 15 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,997 Oh, kids. No... No. 16 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,665 How do you... How do you not know... 17 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,711 ♪ It was December 24th On Hollis Ave after dark ♪ 18 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,088 ♪ When I seen a man chilling With his dog in the park ♪ 19 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:50,799 ♪ I approached him very slowly With my heart full of fear ♪ 20 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,051 ♪ Looked at his dog Oh, my God ♪ 21 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,761 ♪ An ill reindeer ♪ 22 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,304 Oh! You're singing "Christmas in Hollis." 23 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,181 Yeah. Jacob, they don't know it. 24 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,515 - What? - Yeah. 25 00:00:58,516 --> 00:00:59,892 They don't know... 26 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,644 ♪ It's Christmastime in Hollis, Queens ♪ 27 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:04,772 ♪ Mom's cookin' chicken And collard greens ♪ 28 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:07,483 ♪ Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese ♪ 29 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,027 ♪ And Santa put gifts Under Christmas trees ♪ 30 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:12,154 ♪ Decorate your house With lights at night ♪ 31 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,114 ♪ Snow's on the ground Snow white so bright ♪ 32 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:16,658 ♪ In the fireplace is the yule log ♪ 33 00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:18,827 ♪ Beneath the mistletoe As we drink eggnog ♪ 34 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:24,124 ♪ Rhymes so loud and proud You hear it ♪ 35 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,502 ♪ It's Christmastime And we got the spirit ♪ 36 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,587 ♪ Jack Frost chillin' The hawk is out ♪ 37 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,881 ♪ And that's what Christmas Is all about ♪ 38 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:34,051 Can we just do Ariana Grande? 39 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,260 No, no. 40 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,428 No. 41 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:49,733 And... 42 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:53,153 - ♪ Deck the halls with... ♪ - ♪ Deck the halls with bells of holly ♪ 43 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:57,783 Sweethearts, it's "boughs of holly," not "bells," babies. 44 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,953 Mrs. Howard, what's a bough? 45 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:03,872 My class is headlining the Christmas show 46 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:06,250 with a performance of "Deck the Halls," 47 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:10,295 and I am so excited because it's my favorite time of year. 48 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:13,841 And as the children say, it's gonna be a sleigh. 49 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:17,302 S-L-E-I-G-H. Get it? Sleigh. 50 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,263 {\an8}Five, six, seven, eight. 51 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:22,266 {\an8}Mrs. Howard, I can't do the Christmas show. 52 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,892 {\an8}We don't celebrate. 53 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:26,145 {\an8}Oh, Khadija, I am so sorry. 54 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,648 {\an8}Mrs. Howard was on autopilot and forgot. 55 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:32,068 {\an8}But can you contribute a snowflake? 56 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,030 {\an8}Wonderful. 57 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,657 {\an8}All right, let's take it from the top. 58 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,325 {\an8}I got the whole tomatoes, 59 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:41,827 {\an8}- diced tomatoes, crushed tomatoes. - Mm-hmm. 60 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,163 {\an8}I got the gabagoo, mortadell, prosciutt, soppressat. 61 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,081 {\an8}- Mm-hmm. - Do any of these words have endings? 62 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:48,126 {\an8}Do you plan on getting a haircut? 63 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:50,752 {\an8}Relax. 64 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:51,920 {\an8}I'm getting one this week. 65 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:53,130 {\an8}What's with all the meat? 66 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,340 {\an8}She's making Christmas Eve dinner for her family this year. 67 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:56,884 {\an8}Gotta have the meats. 68 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,262 {\an8}My brother can take down a whole pig by himself. 69 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:01,388 {\an8}- Hooves and all. - Wow. 70 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:03,599 {\an8}I cannot wait for a Schemmenti Christmas Eve. 71 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,059 {\an8}Jacob, I haven't formally invited you yet. 72 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:07,311 {\an8}- I live there! - Oh! 73 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:08,812 {\an8}That reminds me. 74 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:10,981 {\an8}Don't forget, you gotta get extra bedding for the couch 75 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,734 {\an8}'cause your brother is not sleeping on the new plastic. 76 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:14,943 {\an8}Your brother? 77 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:17,237 {\an8}Yeah. Caleb's coming down from Albany at the end of the week, 78 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,655 {\an8}and, uh, staying for Christmas. 79 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,199 {\an8}- Oh, that sounds nice. - It's not. 80 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,950 {\an8}- Okay. - I haven't seen him in three years, 81 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:24,120 {\an8}and, uh, there was always friction. 82 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,747 {\an8}He's, like, everything my folks ever wanted. 83 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,498 {\an8}He was popular. He played football. 84 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:30,417 {\an8}He even had a teenage pregnancy scare, 85 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:33,004 {\an8}and somehow still managed to be the family's golden child. 86 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,965 {\an8}The older brother, um, can sometimes cast a big shadow. 87 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:39,051 {\an8}- He's my younger brother. - All right, dawg. I tried. 88 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:42,554 {\an8}Okay. Well, I'll tell you what, that Caleb is not coming to my dinner. 89 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:45,058 {\an8} Great. Yeah. We don't want him there anyway. 90 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:47,393 {\an8}Jacob, you're still on the wait list. 91 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,521 {\an8}Just like Morehouse. 92 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,150 {\an8}Ooh! That was fantastic, girlies. And Tim. 93 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,444 {\an8}We are one step closer to nailing this routine 94 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,196 {\an8}and turning you all into Run-D.M.C. fans. 95 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:01,073 {\an8}You finally made a routine we all like. 96 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,491 {\an8}Okay. 97 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:05,535 {\an8}I don't think we have to use the word "finally." It's not my favorite adverb. 98 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:07,329 Why don't we take a breather? Okay? 99 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,500 Ha! You're not gonna be onstage. 100 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,335 I don't celebrate Christmas. 101 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:15,587 Santa doesn't bring you presents. 102 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,130 Santa doesn't like you. 103 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:19,216 Stop it right now and apologize. 104 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,551 We do not treat each other that way! 105 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:22,970 - Sorry. - Sorry. 106 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:28,183 Oh, Khadija, I'm sorry your classmates teased you that way. 107 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:29,643 Are you okay? 108 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,104 Thank you, Mrs. Howard. I'm okay. 109 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,314 I just wish I could be onstage too. 110 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:40,280 The whole point of the show is celebrating that holiday feeling of being together. 111 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:43,699 And every student deserves to be included. 112 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,033 Any luck with the projector? 113 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,410 Oh, it's working great. 114 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,037 There's a rabbit. 115 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,956 I'm a janitor, not an Apple genius. 116 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,166 You can call that district IT man down here. 117 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:54,209 O'Shon? 118 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,336 Oh, you know his name, huh? 119 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:57,797 Interesting. 120 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,465 Oh, hello, Ava. 121 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,759 To what do we owe this visit to the second floor? 122 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,219 Somebody came in asking for you. 123 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,345 The story was fishy, 124 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:07,222 but I gave him a visitor badge just to see what would happen. 125 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:08,391 Jakey! 126 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:10,350 Caleb? 127 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:12,561 You're not supposed to be here till the end of the week. 128 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:14,688 Oh, come on. Is that how you're gonna greet your little bro? 129 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:15,773 Bring it in! 130 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:17,941 Little bro from another mo'? 131 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:19,860 Nope, we both came out the same incredible woman. 132 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,695 Okay. All right. That's enough. I'm at work. 133 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,864 Not until the back cracker! 134 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,824 - No. - Crack! 135 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,617 Crack! Okay, breathe out. 136 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:28,952 Breathe out. 137 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:30,537 - Crack. There it is. - Okay, yeah. Yeah. 138 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:31,997 You know I hate that. 139 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:35,000 Ava, this is, uh... this is my brother Caleb. 140 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,460 What up, Caleb? 141 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,837 I like your energy. Seems chaotic. 142 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,550 Um, what are you doing here? 143 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,303 I just wanted to see the bro-jo in his dojo, you know. 144 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,638 Kicking knowledge into kids' craniums. 145 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:50,849 Yeah, that's great, but... 146 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,434 Well, the day... the day is over. 147 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:55,270 No worries. I'll come back tomorrow, then. My week's clear. 148 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:58,566 As a personal trainer, sometimes you gotta take days off to make gains. 149 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:00,859 Hill mentality. 150 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:01,944 Trademarked. 151 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,571 Okay, don't, um... 152 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:06,699 Let's, uh... Come on. Um... 153 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,077 Let's go! 154 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:10,869 Hey, do you wanna wrestle? 155 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:15,791 Ha! Perfect! 156 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,459 That was perfect, guys! Don't change a thing. 157 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,336 Oh, my goodness. After weeks of hard work 158 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:22,130 and-and-and sleeping under my desk a few nights, I did it! 159 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:23,340 Ava, take down that tree. 160 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,217 And, Janine, get back under your desk. 161 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:28,096 We are not doing a Christmas-themed show anymore. 162 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:29,638 Really? 163 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:30,847 Um, oh. 164 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,766 But we can still do "Christmas in Hollis," right? 165 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,184 No, find another song. 166 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,728 It is now Winter at Abbott. 167 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,606 Has my power been usurped? 168 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,608 We don't remember allowing that. 169 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:44,820 Okay. 170 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,155 Tetris that in there. 171 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:49,449 If I could just... 172 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,785 Melissa, this is a communal fridge. You can't take up all the space. 173 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:54,037 I'm hosting my family for dinner, all right? 174 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:55,288 I need the extra space. 175 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:58,333 Already bought an extra freezer because I gotta share my at-home fridge 176 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:01,086 with Jacob and his stupid non-dairy milks. 177 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,506 And you are welcome to all the sweet pea milk you can drink. 178 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,968 Everyone, this is my brother, Caleb. 179 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,010 Hey. Gregory. Nice to meet you, man. 180 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:10,262 Yeah, nice to meet you... Whoa. 181 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,722 Solid grip. Great set of calluses. You lift. 182 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:15,892 I always wanted Jakey to lift with me, but it was never his thing, you know. 183 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:17,227 Hey, I lifted... 184 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,854 the spirits of everyone around me. 185 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,147 Well, it's nice meeting you. 186 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,941 I'm gonna let you out of this conversation so I don't corner you with small talk. 187 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,527 I deeply appreciate that. 188 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:26,987 So how was sleeping on the couch? 189 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,364 You know, I have slept on a lot of couches, 190 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:32,409 but you got something special going on in that living room, baby girl. 191 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:33,660 Thank you! 192 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:37,289 You know, Jacob sits on that couch every day, never once has complimented it. 193 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,834 Yeah, well, Melissa, I forgot to tell you that Caleb is a Giants fan. 194 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:44,130 I'd phrase it more as I hate the Cowboys. 195 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:45,964 Good man. 196 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,799 - Good man right there. - Uh-huh. 197 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,843 What are you doing on, uh, Christmas Eve? 198 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,387 Oh, just hanging with the bro. Maybe go outside and build a "broman." 199 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:55,390 Well, I'm hosting a little dinner, so you should pull up a seat. 200 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:57,851 I don't see why I couldn't. I mean, I'll be there anyway. 201 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:58,936 And so will I? 202 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:02,481 What don't you understand about wait lists? 203 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,025 Oh, hey! This must be the famous Janine. 204 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:07,068 I'm this wet fart's baby brother, Caleb. 205 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:08,278 I'm JK, Jakey. 206 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,447 Oh, hi. It's nice to meet you, Caleb. 207 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:11,823 Hey, you dance, right? 208 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:13,701 You know, I used to do a little, uh... 209 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,411 - Ay, ay! - Ooh. Oh. 210 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:18,371 Wow. That's actually really good. 211 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:21,041 You know what? Actually, we-we should probably, uh, head out. 212 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,667 - Oh. Okay. - Get going. Sorry. 213 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:26,338 Hey, make sure you guys turn today up to the maximum! 214 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,422 - I will. - Yeah. 215 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:28,840 - I like it! - Nice to meet you, man. 216 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,091 - Good guy. Good man. - What's this over here? 217 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:31,968 Yeah, have a great day, y'all. 218 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:33,553 - Okay. Bye. - All right. 219 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:34,888 - Melissa... - What is this? 220 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,973 - Can we... - What? 221 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:39,184 What's up, Barbar? 222 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,353 - Don't call me that. - Yes, ma'am. 223 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,855 Hey, look. So, uh, I'm actually here to yell at you... 224 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:47,317 - ...on behalf of the PTA. Respectfully. - Mm-hmm. 225 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,319 They found out that you're tryna yeet Christmas, 226 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,695 and they don't like that very much. 227 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,948 Tell the parents not to worry. 228 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:57,452 We are having a winter show so that all of the students can participate. 229 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,454 All right. So, Barb, 230 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,790 if we one hundred percent can't do "Christmas in Hollis," 231 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,960 then I've compiled an extensive list of non-Christmas songs 232 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,880 and have arranged them in order of step ability. So, take a look. 233 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:12,175 Janine, the only song on this list that'll work is "Let It Snow," 234 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:15,595 and it is far too adult with all of that kissing in front of the fire. Ugh. 235 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:18,557 Mmm, yeah. Yeah, you can't forget the goodbying too. 236 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,350 - Mm-hmm. - They was nasty. 237 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:24,354 The song must include spending time with loved ones, warm beverages, 238 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:27,482 yet be enough of a throwback that adults can enjoy 239 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:32,654 while simultaneously being fresh enough to engage our modern youth. 240 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,864 Yes, that is word-for-word what I put into the Google search. 241 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:36,200 - Oh. - No one's written that song. 242 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,870 - Yet. - Oh, no. 243 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,747 You almost done? 244 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:43,707 Uh, I still got some work to do. 245 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,750 I'll probably have to come back tomorrow to finish up. 246 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:46,961 No rush. 247 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:49,713 So this is a Christmas show? 248 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,632 Well, it was, but it's a winter show now. 249 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:55,176 I'm just annoyed because I had this whole Christmas giveaway plan 250 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:58,306 with the tree and presents, but I can't do it now. 251 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:01,392 You could make it a winter giveaway, right? 252 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:04,854 Change up the wrapping paper to snowflakes or something and... 253 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,231 remove that angel with the striking resemblance to you 254 00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:09,566 from the top of the tree. 255 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,194 Oh, I wasn't looking for ideas. I was just complaining. 256 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,573 I like to give back around Christmas time, too. 257 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,241 - Like what? - I go to the soup kitchen. 258 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:20,703 Oh, so you're kind and stuff. 259 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:22,872 You don't need to brag about it. 260 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,585 All right. So, as we all know, 261 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:32,380 in 1492 Columbus set sail with his three ships, 262 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,507 The Niña, The Pinta, The Santa María. 263 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,636 No way! That's dope! 264 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,347 Well, there's nothing dope about mass colonization. 265 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,515 Oh, no. For sure, bro. Hundo p. 266 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:44,434 I was just thinking, I wonder if my exes, 267 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,770 Nina and Maria, were named after those ships. 268 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,314 - Doubt it. - They were sisters. 269 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,650 Maybe they got a third sister, Pinta, out there waiting for me. 270 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,568 Caleb, stop. 271 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:54,653 My bad. 272 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,154 Anyways, the Vikings... 273 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,406 Hey. I'm Aaliyah from the Podcast Club. 274 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,325 We'd love to have you as a guest. 275 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,619 We should totally sidebar. 276 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:04,162 Laminated business cards? 277 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,288 Sick! 278 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:08,291 Guys, guys, eyes up here, please. 279 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:11,503 - ♪ Seasons greetings to y... ♪ - ♪ Seasons greetings to you ♪ 280 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,964 Oh, darlings. That's wonderful, but that's the wrong note. 281 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:18,218 I have penned a soon-to-be holiday classic 282 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:21,012 that we will be performing in the winter show. 283 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,556 This way, no student is left out of the performance. 284 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:26,142 At least not for religious reasons. 285 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:29,562 Still yet to be seen for melodic reasons. 286 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:32,232 Mrs. Howard, we wrote our own song. 287 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:36,695 Well, sweetheart, this wasn't exactly a free-for-all writing assignment, 288 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,489 but, um, let's hear it. 289 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:42,242 ♪ Snowman's our favorite Hot cocoa makes me fart ♪ 290 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,285 Oh, that's lovely. Wonderful. 291 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:47,956 But this year we are going to sing Mrs. Howard's song. 292 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,040 - Hey, Mrs. Howard. - Oh! 293 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,333 How's it looking with the song? 294 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,127 You can't rush art, Janine. 295 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,255 Oh, okay. It's just, um, we're gonna need the song soon. 296 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,716 'Cause I choreographed a routine with some generic dance moves, 297 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,718 but without the song we can't actually practice. 298 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,720 So I don't wanna rush art, I just wanna know art's ETA. 299 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,887 Janine. 300 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,681 - Give me some time... - Okay. 301 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,183 ...and you will have the song. 302 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,519 - Okay. - Yeah. 303 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,231 What do you think you're doing? 304 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,900 I'm shoving Italian dishes through a cafeteria window. 305 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,528 What's it look like I'm doing? I ran out of room in the fridge. 306 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:21,197 And don't tell me to put it in the snow. I already got two turkeys out there. 307 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,032 I have a mini fridge in my closet. 308 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,617 You do? 309 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,411 Well, thank you so much for offering. 310 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,037 I didn't say you could use it. 311 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,247 I was just sharing information. 312 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,749 I got a treadmill in there too. 313 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,167 You can't use that either. 314 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,211 Okay, first you fill up the lounge fridge, now you're filling up this one too? 315 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,338 Where am I supposed to put my lunch? 316 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:38,798 Mr. Johnson, are you allowing this? 317 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,176 You're allowing your hair to grow out like that? 318 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,386 Get a haircut, boy. 319 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,307 Hey! Caleb said he was gonna be with you. 320 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,517 Lending you moves, elevating your routine? 321 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,102 Oh, he did. 322 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,522 But now he's with Gregory, doing a pod for the Podcast Club. 323 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,107 What? 324 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,110 No, no, no, no. 325 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,404 He actually went to prom by himself. 326 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:02,906 He had no date. 327 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,574 Got himself a sick corsage and everything, 328 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,743 and just strolled in solo. Ready to dance with any-- 329 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,495 Hey, hey! Stop the pod. Stop. Stop recording. 330 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,746 Uh, Jacob, it's okay. 331 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:13,042 It's not. Caleb, will you step into the hallway with me, please? 332 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,170 - I'll be right back. - Oh, okay. 333 00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:20,674 What... 334 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,343 Why did you come here? 335 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,386 What do you mean? To hang out with you. 336 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,764 Yeah. Well, I haven't seen you in three years. 337 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,265 Because you never come home. 338 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,518 Yeah, do you ever think about why I don't come home? 339 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,394 Because we turned your bedroom into a gym? 340 00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:36,856 I mean, kind of, yeah, that's one of many reasons. 341 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:40,026 Look, Abbott is my new home, okay? 342 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:42,070 And you come in here and you Caleb it up 343 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,280 with your back crackers and making fun of me. 344 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,032 You know, when you said you were coming, 345 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,243 I really hoped that things would be different, you know? 346 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:51,496 Because we're adults now. But clearly, nothing has changed. 347 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,998 You have to be the favorite, everyone's favorite. 348 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,459 Dude, I mean, if that's how you feel-- 349 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,087 That is how I feel. 350 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,089 Then I guess I'll go. 351 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,467 I'll go get my stuff and stay with my buddy, Connor. 352 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,724 The back crackers meant no harm. They're supposed to relieve back pain. 353 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:17,105 ♪ We wish you all the good things ♪ 354 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:21,526 ♪ The smiles remove the bad ♪ 355 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,573 Ms. Howard, what's wrong? 356 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,907 I'm sorry. 357 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,451 You know, I've just asked too much of you and there... 358 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,871 there isn't enough time for you to learn the song. 359 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,375 So... in order to save the winter show, 360 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,295 I'm just gonna have to sing the winter song myself. 361 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,339 No! 362 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,217 Please, please. 363 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:52,975 Hey, man. 364 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,685 How you doing? 365 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:59,105 You know I cannot lie to you, Gregory. I'm a little PO'd, okay? 366 00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:02,066 But I wouldn't wanna burden you with my-- 367 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,319 - Let it out. - Caleb always does this. 368 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,196 Everywhere he goes, it's The Caleb Show. 369 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,240 Caleb's the coolest. Caleb's the strongest. 370 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,700 Caleb has his drone license. 371 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,786 He is this constant reminder of everything I'm not. 372 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:16,039 It's one of the reasons I left home in the first place. 373 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:20,251 And now, I just... I just... I just feel like everything I had run away from 374 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,712 has come, like, crashing back down on me. 375 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,381 I don't even know why he came here. 376 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,635 I think you should come listen to this. 377 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,971 But you know, when you're snowmobiling at that altitude, 378 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:33,806 the drone can't connect so you... 379 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:34,933 Wrong spot. Hang on. 380 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,601 Okay. 381 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,812 I obviously looked up to Jacob my whole life. 382 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,813 He was so smart. 383 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,857 I realized I could never be as smart as he was, 384 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:47,403 so I put my brain in my muscles and became a jock and a drone pilot. 385 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:51,408 But Jacob's honestly the most fearless person I've ever met. 386 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,786 He never cared what anyone else thought about him, 387 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,330 and always knew exactly who he was. 388 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,666 He actually went to prom by himself. 389 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,042 He had no date. 390 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,752 Got himself a sick corsage and everything, 391 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,296 and strolled in solo. Ready to dance with any-- 392 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,966 And that's when you ran in and started yelling at everyone. 393 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,426 - It's not. - Yeah. Okay. 394 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:13,471 ♪ Bar-bar-ra ♪ 395 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,891 ♪ How-ard ♪ 396 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,812 - ♪ Bar-bar-- ♪ - I did it! I did it! 397 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,897 Ava, O'Shon, Mr. Johnson, Jacob, I did it. 398 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:26,734 Contingency dance number 4 works with Barbara's songs. 399 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,444 The kids are locked in. 400 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:31,948 Let's get this show... on the road! 401 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,283 Yes! 402 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,412 Whatever. 403 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,877 - Thanks for coming. - Thanks for texting. 404 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,545 I was coming anyway. 405 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,048 The podcast kids invited me and I didn't wanna let them down, you know. 406 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:52,510 Hey, um, I'm sorry I flipped out on you yesterday. 407 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,803 Just... 408 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,140 Being around you, it reminds me of everything back home, 409 00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,435 and I've been working really hard to, like, move past all that. 410 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,312 Well, I don't wanna take you back to that place, bro. 411 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,440 I'm proud of you for leaving 412 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,316 and, you know, I get it, but I'm not Mom and Dad. 413 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,153 And I'm sorry if I ever made you feel like that. 414 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,740 You know, going to prom stag, 415 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:17,577 I felt so alone in that moment. 416 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,662 Really? 417 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,789 To me, it was just my big bro being a big boss, you know? 418 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:25,502 Yeah, well, I-I-I couldn't have felt less like boss back then. 419 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,549 Hey, you know, if you ever need to talk, I'm just a phone call away, right? 420 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,343 Hey, there's my friend. 421 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,429 - How you doing? - Hey, you! 422 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,723 Oh, me? 423 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,558 Why do I have 20 pounds of calamari in my fridge? 424 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,310 Listen, I'll make you a deal. 425 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,438 How do you feel about a nice calamari chowder? 426 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,481 Terribly. 427 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,275 Cannoli, on the other hand, will sweeten a deal. 428 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,902 - No glitz? - Pistachio. 429 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,111 Chocolate chip. 430 00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,238 Pleasure doing business. 431 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:58,618 All right, looks like you are good to go. 432 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,496 The projector is fixed, I tuned up the sound system, 433 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,750 and I went ahead and set up some winter-friendly visuals. 434 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,460 You know you're not getting a tip, right? 435 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,421 I saw that you changed up the tree. 436 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,507 You went with some different wrapping paper for the gifts? 437 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,092 Mmm. Came up with that on my own. 438 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,594 Of course. 439 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,262 I think I'm gonna stick around a bit, catch the show. 440 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,599 And if anything goes wrong, I'll be right here. 441 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,393 Whatever. 442 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:34,946 All right, everybody, I want to see your smiles. 443 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,489 What are you doing here? 444 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,367 I don't know. I just go where my feet take me. 445 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,035 What? You can't... 446 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,496 - Oh. Packed house, Barb. - Yes. 447 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,623 No pressure, but you've already ruined Christmas. 448 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,750 - I-- - Let's not ruin winter too. 449 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:52,421 So, without further ado, headlining our inaugural Winter Show, 450 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,965 we have Mrs. Barbara Howard 451 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,051 and her kindergartners and the Abbott step team. 452 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,261 Enjoy. 453 00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,804 If possible. 454 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,223 Take it away, Mrs. Howard! 455 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,023 I said, take it away, Mrs. Howard! 456 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,695 Oh, my voice! 457 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,113 I can't sing. 458 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,241 - Oh, no. Oh, God, um... - Oh, uh... Okay. Okay... 459 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,201 Um... I got it, I got it, I got it. 460 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,079 - I got this. I got this. New plan. - No. No. 461 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,456 No, no, no. My team cannot pivot again. They practiced to Barbara's song. 462 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,125 Okay, okay. One second. 463 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:32,128 Little gang, y'all are gonna perform the song that y'all wrote. 464 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,129 - Bad idea. - What? 465 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,299 Okay, listen, and then the steppers, y'all just gonna do whatever. 466 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,675 - No. No. Do the routine. - Don't do... 467 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,010 - Just go crazy. - No. Do the routine. 468 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,469 - Oh, my God. - Let's go. 469 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:43,681 ♪ Snowman's my favorite Hot cocoa makes me fart ♪ 470 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,351 All right... 471 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,068 Wow. 472 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,821 Send that to Mom and Dad. 473 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,031 They will hate it. 474 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,248 Yes. 475 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,503 Hey! 476 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,304 Encore! 477 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,223 - Mrs. Howard. - Yes? 478 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,808 Thank you so much for this. 479 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,186 My daughter is so happy she got the chance to participate. 480 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,021 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 481 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,106 Hey, yo! Yo, yo, yo. 482 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,900 We gonna need that encore from ya. 483 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,986 Let's go! 484 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:40,988 Hey, what's up, man? 485 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,866 Oh, hey. Um, where's Mike? 486 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,618 Oh, last-minute vacation. 487 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,496 But he filled me in on what you like. 488 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,332 And he says to say, "Aloha." 489 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,168 But between us, he's in Galveston. 490 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,587 Okay. Yeah, that's Mike. 491 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:59,131 Well, you know what I do for a living. 492 00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,591 {\an8}What do you do, Gregory? 493 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,009 {\an8}Oh, I'm a... I'm a teacher. 494 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,220 {\an8}Oh, cool. 495 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,013 {\an8}You know, my daughter is in education. 496 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,599 {\an8}- Oh, yeah? She a teacher? - Mmm. 497 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,267 {\an8}She's a principal. 498 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,769 {\an8}Uh, I forget the name of the school, though. 499 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,272 {\an8}Abbington? 500 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,816 {\an8}- Adams? - Abbott? 501 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,943 {\an8}That's it! Abbott Elementary. 502 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,486 {\an8}That's the one Ava works at. 503 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:21,863 {\an8}You know it?