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We're here outside the room where
the union and the city are negotiating
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for the 11th straight hour.
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I just don't know how much longer
I can do this remote learning!
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The city is never gonna cave.
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I should just give up and follow my dreams
of being a big rig trucker.
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One rest stop bathroom
will snap that out of you real quick.
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No buses is our new reality.
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Yeah, this is terrible.
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This is fantastic!
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I know the strike's been rough
for everybody,
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but for me, less kids means less trash,
and less trash means more me time.
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Did some redecorating,
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bought some property,
got in a little bit of trouble.
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And won at The Game of Life.
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I've never known peace like this.
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I hope this strike never ends.
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All right.
We're getting word right now.
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Yes, they have reached a deal!
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The SEPTA strike is over.
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Yes!
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That is how this... [bleep] ...done, people!
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Damn.
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{\an8}Now that hybrid learning has ended,
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{\an8}please return any equipment
we've loaned out and yada yada yada.
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{\an8}Y'all know what to do.
I'm not repeating myself.
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{\an8}You never said it the first time.
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{\an8}Good morning, everyone.
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{\an8}Am I interrupting?
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{\an8}- Yes.
- Obviously.
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{\an8}How the hell did you get in here?
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{\an8}Oh, uh, Dia gave me a visitor's badge.
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{\an8}Don't be name-dropping my employee.
You don't know her like that.
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{\an8}I just learned her name this year.
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{\an8}That's strike two and half, Dia!
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{\an8}Okay, so what do you want?
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{\an8}Well, I am here to formally invite
Abbott Elementary and all of its students
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{\an8}to Girard Creek sneak peek
of our pre-grand opening preview.
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{\an8}The what?
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{\an8}It's a thank-you!
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{\an8}You'll be able to see
the beautiful course.
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{\an8}There will be games, giveaways,
and we'll cover transportation.
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{\an8}Oh, sure. He's probably trying
to just round us all up
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{\an8}so we can help repair the divots.
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{\an8}Mm-hmm. Rake the bunkers.
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{\an8}Pull Michael Jordan out of a golf hole.
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{\an8}Look. We know it's been tough
to be our neighbor during this time.
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{\an8}Think of it as an apology.
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{\an8}Although let the record show,
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{\an8}I have never used the words
"I'm sorry" or admitted fault of any kind.
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{\an8}We will not be bought.
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{\an8}Did I mention there's free food?
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{\an8}Oh, should've lead with that. I'm in.
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{\an8}Let's do it!
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{\an8} Crap!
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{\an8}I finally got a reservation
at The Valet's Daughter.
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{\an8}The fancy new restaurant? Why the "crap"?
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{\an8}Because Erica was gonna go with me,
but now she can't.
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{\an8}Oh.
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{\an8}Well, Janine,
I never pegged you for a fine diner.
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{\an8}If you're referring to this,
it's what I call a glaze bagel.
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{\an8}Get into it.
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{\an8} Man, I really wanted to try it.
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{\an8}- It's like Parisian, French fusion. Yeah.
- Mmm.
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{\an8}How is that fusion?
Paris and France are the same place.
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{\an8}Do you think they'll let me dine solo
if I promise to eat for two?
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{\an8}'Cause I can do it.
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{\an8}Um, you know?
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{\an8}What if I went with you to the restaurant?
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{\an8}Really?
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{\an8}But the food, it's like, um...
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It's got ingredients and flavors together.
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Yeah. Yeah. I know. But I can...
I can find something.
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It'll be fun
to dive into the world of cuisine.
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You two are gonna have such a good time.
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- Gerald and I, we love cooking together.
- Aw.
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But what really gets us cooking
is a great meal in a fancy restaurant,
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if you get my meaning.
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- Yes.
- Unfortunately, I do.
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So great to see you all back here again
in person where we can make eye contact.
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Stop looking at me, bro.
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Tomorrow, we are going to the golf course,
so we've got a lot of work to do today.
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Everybody, please open your books
to chapter ten.
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Hey, RJ. I just want you to know
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I haven't given up on finding something
that sparks joy for ya.
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Are you serious?
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We tried, and we failed.
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Can't we just be proud of that?
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The one thing I will never be proud of
is letting down one of my students.
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I'm not gonna give up on this.
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Or on teaching Janine how to play Spades.
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This is nice. Smells good.
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But you know? We should have a plan
in case there's a Get Out situation.
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Oh, I always do.
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Well, they pulled out all the stops.
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Yeah, look!
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A banner's hardly a stop.
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Ava makes one every time
she likes her outfit.
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And I'll make one for you
if you ever wear a nice outfit.
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Abbott Elementary,
welcome to Girard Creek.
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Uh, through the window,
you can see our pristine 18-hole course,
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formally, the ancestral homeland
of the Lenape people
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who we hope are doing very well.
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Um, over there,
you can sign up for raffles and prizes.
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There's games for the kids.
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Oh, and at some point,
you have to try the Alba white truffles.
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Just flown in.
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Took me six months to source those
from a remote province in Italy.
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They're absolutely breathtaking.
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Was that enough stops for you,
Janine?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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That's real crab.
It's not imitation.
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You can't even get this at Outback.
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Whoa. Thank you.
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Give me, like, three more. Okay.
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Please, whatever...
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Those flowers are probably from the store.
They're not even...
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Wow.
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I was not expecting this.
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Oh, Jacob, do not be fooled
by one photo of a Black man.
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Yeah, you're right.
Probably came with the frame.
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Charlie Sifford. First African-American
to play in the PGA Tour.
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Yeah. That's like golf 101.
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Yeah. I learned that
in Black History Month years ago.
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Oh, well, um, we love celebrating
the rich and diverse history of the game
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that you two seem to be so familiar with.
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Are you finding everything to your liking?
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No. We're not actually, no.
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We've been here five minutes
and we haven't been offered a beve...
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- Arnold Palmer?
- ...rage.
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Yeah. If you're gonna just
put it in my face. Yeah, I'll have one.
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So, thanks.
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The ratio is way off.
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It's like not enough Arnold
and too much Palmer, so...
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- I'll tell the kitchen.
- Mm-hmm.
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So, now remember...
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- Ahi tuna?
- No.
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- Um...
- Oh.
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My bad. My bad.
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If you can't take tuna,
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you certainly won't go far
at The Valet's Daughter.
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There's nothing on that menu
that I can eat.
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Everything is either dusted and crusted
or not to be trusted!
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Gregory, the ability
to share a nice meal together
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is the cornerstone
of every healthy relationship.
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And that Janine can eat.
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It's incredible how much food
she can fit in that little body.
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Ugh. I do not mean to pry,
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but what is it about some foods and you
that generates such unique responses?
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Where do I begin?
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I don't like a bunch of flavors
on the same plate.
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I don't like things that are chewy.
And I really don't like s--
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Okay. All right. That is enough.
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All right.
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So, what about, um, exposure therapy, hmm?
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No.
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All right then.
So, you are fine disappointing Janine?
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- Ma'am?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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So, the next time a waiter
comes this way with a tray,
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you will take the napkin, some food,
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and like a human man, you will smile
and say thank you. That's it.
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All right. Here we go. Incoming.
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Remember, food, napkin, smile, thank you.
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Deviled quail egg?
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Ooh.
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Napkin.
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Food.
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Smile. Thank you.
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That one looks good.
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Yeah. Yeah.
I'm just considering all the options.
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Come on, you got it.
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You crushed it!
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You know? I was skeptical,
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but if the kids are having such a blast,
can we really complain?
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I mean, it seems... seems pretty fun.
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It's whatever.
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Are you wearing course merch?
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What?
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It's cold. It was in the swag bag.
It's performance fleece also.
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Can you say that again?
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But can you say my question
in your answer?
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Why do you love this golf course?
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I love this golf course
because I get to hang out with my friends
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and, most importantly, not be at school.
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Okay, let's try it again. More energetic.
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Hey. Hey.
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What's going on here?
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Nothing. Just talking
to some of the students getting feedback.
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Oh. Okay.
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- Feedback on what?
- On the course.
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Okay. So you're getting feedback
on a professional golf course
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from amateur children?
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Yep. They are our future.
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- We good?
- Yeah, we got 'em.
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Uh, got what?
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Uh...
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Fabulous pasta bar. Go see for yourselves.
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- I do not like that guy.
- Yeah, me neither.
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I will go see for myself, all right?
I'm pretty hungry.
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How can you still be hungry?
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- It's all the Palmers.
- Okay.
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Darius, um,
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what did that man...
what did that man just ask you?
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He asked why I love this golf course.
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And I said because it's fun
and better than being at school.
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Mm-hmm. Please.
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Listen to me.
You don't have to lie, right?
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Because we both know,
school is pretty cool.
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I wasn't lying.
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Can I go now?
It looks like RJ is taking a break.
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Hey. Hey, buddy.
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You know that, like, if anybody
is asking you weird questions
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like if... like if you like it here,
that you don't have to lie to 'em, right?
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Why would I lie? This has been great.
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Great?
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Wow. It's so nice to hear you say that.
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Um, great how?
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I don't know. I think I like golf.
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- Uh, I gotta...
- Yeah. Of course.
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Italian Alba white truffle. May I?
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- You may.
- Hit me.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Son of a bitch. That's good.
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- Truffle me, please.
- Mmm.
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Damn.
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- They spent some real money on this.
- Mmm.
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And do you know who we have to thank? Me.
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Blackmailing works
and now we get to live the dream.
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Mm-hmm.
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I didn't say when yet, big dawg.
Keep it coming.
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That'll do.
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Do you have any idea how much
those Italian Alba white truffles go for?
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Of course I do. 4K a pound.
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Yeah. I don't even think anybody
would notice if they went missing.
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Mmm.
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That guy is barely looking.
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Kinda like they're begging us
to steal them.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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I'm feeling a little bit heisty.
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You'll be the Oceans, I'll be the 11?
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Catch me if you can.
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We about to set it off.
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00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,867
I'm up for this Italian job.
244
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,410
We be gone in 60 seconds.
245
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:04,163
- And then we be out of sight.
- Out of sight.
246
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,915
Girl.
247
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,918
Yeah. Okay.
Get in so we get everybody in the picture.
248
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,045
- Perfect. Okay.
- What's up, guys? What's going on?
249
00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:15,007
Oh, hi! We're just gathering everybody
together for a group photo
250
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,258
to commemorate your visit.
251
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:19,344
So, Ms. Teagues,
if I can have you right here down front,
252
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,221
just to make sure we could see you.
253
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,557
Hi. If I could have you two
just follow me.
254
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,601
I have a special spot for you.
255
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,812
How about just right there
behind all the kids there?
256
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,480
Just right in that corner there. Yeah.
257
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:33,233
Why are you putting us all the way
in the back? This is a new jacket.
258
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,777
Mr. C, you know
where I can get cheap golf clubs?
259
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,614
Ah, I don't think cheap
and golf is really a thing,
260
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,532
but, hey, have you ever tried soccer?
261
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,201
It's the most played sport in the world.
262
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,578
I'm 13. Of course I've tried soccer.
263
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,537
Yeah.
264
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,123
Hey, Mr. Nathaniel. This place is so cool!
How can I join?
265
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,084
Oh, I'll tell you what. When you get
a little bit older, come on back.
266
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:54,547
We'll have something real special for ya.
Every great golfer needs a great caddy.
267
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,633
Okay. Looking good.
268
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,968
Just one thing.
269
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,929
Hi, buddy. Here we go.
270
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,013
Oh.
271
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:06,350
- Um, sorry.
- I'm gonna put you right about there.
272
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,769
I'm sorry? Oop... Sorry. Hi.
What exactly are you doing?
273
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,729
Oh, just composition.
274
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:11,980
Hi, Charlie.
275
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,191
Just wanna make sure
everybody gets seen by the camera.
276
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,818
So just be with your classmates.
And if I could have you...
277
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:20,364
- Are you sure? 'Cause you can't see him.
- Uh, I think we got him. We got him? Yeah.
278
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:23,992
Okay. Oh...
Oh, my Gosh. Three legs.
279
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,744
Are you kidding me?
280
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,537
Look at that. Okay, my friend.
281
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,123
- If you could just hold that leash. Yeah.
- I'm holding him. Okay.
282
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,669
- Uh, why the dog?
- Uh, club mascot.
283
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,046
Okay, everybody who's ready
to do this. Say cheese!
284
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:39,550
Cheese!
285
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,052
That photo op, it was weird, wasn't it?
286
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,428
Stop being ableist, Janine.
287
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,180
That three-legged dog
ain't gonna do nothing to you.
288
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,848
No, not the dog, but...
289
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,184
- But, actually, yeah, the dog.
- Janine, give it a rest, okay?
290
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,560
We're in the middle of something here.
291
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:51,979
Yeah. We heistin'.
292
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,064
You ready?
293
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,276
- What? What does that...
- Everyone.
294
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,735
Little afternoon entertainment.
295
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:02,614
Watch me do a front handspring step out,
296
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:08,870
roundoff, back handspring, roundoff,
back-handspring, full twisting layout.
297
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,206
Keep your eyes peeled. You don't
wanna miss this, okay?
298
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,291
All right.
299
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,875
Wait. Let me back up a little bit.
300
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,794
That's what it is. I gotta run into it.
301
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,463
Make sure you stay out the way,
'cause I don't wanna kick you.
302
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,509
You know what?
Actually, never mind.
303
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,637
I totally forget I don't even know
how to do that.
304
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,723
Carry on.
305
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,476
You'll never know what you don't like
until you try it.
306
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,729
Oh.
307
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,105
No, no. No, no, no, no, no.
308
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,691
We have shrimp ceviche in watermelon cups.
309
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:38,776
Oh.
310
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,904
- Napkin.
- Ah.
311
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:43,948
Food.
312
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,324
Smile.
313
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,367
Yes.
314
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,914
No, no, no.
315
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,207
No, I'm not eating this, okay?
316
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,376
I can't do this. I'm a freak, okay?
I'm a freak.
317
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:59,255
- Sea urchin?
- Are you crazy?
318
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,054
Why does RJ have to like
a sport that's so exclusionary?
319
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,889
I know, and I wanna say a win is a win,
320
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:13,310
but I cannot help this feeling I have
in my gut that something is off.
321
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,645
- What the hell?
- What?
322
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,814
I'm doing
this big-money truffle deal, and--
323
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,399
Truffle deal? What's a truffle deal?
324
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,193
Do you wanna listen to the story
or be nosy?
325
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,196
- You said "truffle deal." I don't know--
- Look at this.
326
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,906
"We're giving back
to communities in need.
327
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,699
A hole in one for diversity.
328
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,453
-#Inclusivity, #BlackLivesMatter"...
- Facts.
329
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,498
..."#ThreeLeggedDog."
330
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,874
"Charity day."
331
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,627
I don't mind a little post to
boost engagement, but we're not charity.
332
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,045
Oh, what the...
333
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:43,215
I love this golf course,
because I can hang out with my friends...
334
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,676
I knew it. I knew it.
I knew something was off.
335
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:47,969
I felt it in my gut.
336
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:51,223
And it wasn't my baselevel anxiety,
'cause it was a little bit to the left.
337
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,267
They were just playing us
this whole time.
338
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,477
And they even got RJ.
339
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,814
Mm-mm-mmm.
340
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,440
Come on. Hey.
341
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,528
You're using us.
342
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:07,072
Oh, really? Just like you used us?
343
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,617
I'd say it's par for the course.
344
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,620
So you invited us here, stuffed us
full of Arnold Palmers just to, what?
345
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,205
Make you look good for your white members?
346
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,207
You didn't have to drink
the Arnold Palmers.
347
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,584
- That's not--
- How could you do that to the kids?
348
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,586
And to this poor three-legged dog.
349
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,421
Where'd you even steal him from, huh?
350
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,340
Please. He wandered onto the course
about an hour ago
351
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,135
and we chose to let him live,
which is against club policy.
352
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,554
- Come on.
- Wandered onto the course?
353
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,139
He probably needs a home.
354
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:35,600
I could foster to adopt.
Build a life together.
355
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,519
- Janine.
- Yeah. Right, right.
356
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,771
We're gonna stop him.
357
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,730
- So cute though.
- Janine.
358
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,649
Yes.
359
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,191
Come on!
360
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,609
I knew we couldn't trust him.
361
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,944
All the signs were there.
362
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,446
He has two first names.
Who even has two first names?
363
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,492
- Uh... [scoffs] Gregory Eddie.
- Oh, my God.
364
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,994
No. No, no, no.
Let's not jump to conclusions.
365
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,621
Maybe Eddie
is short for something... Edward.
366
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,539
Edward's a name too. Um...
367
00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,125
Look, I just can't believe
that they would stoop so low.
368
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,003
- Yeah, it's disgusting.
- Mm-hmm.
369
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,296
What is that stuffed in your jacket?
370
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,256
Nothin'. What are ya? A cop? You pervert.
371
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,632
- What?
- Don't look at me.
372
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,802
Exploiting the kids for a photo op? It's...
373
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,429
Yeah, it's just not right.
374
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,806
And more importantly, I can't be out here
lookin' like a charity case.
375
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,349
Well, what can we even do?
376
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,644
I mean, they already got
what they wanted, so...
377
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,276
We force them to make good
on their promise.
378
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,198
I said no.
379
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,617
Ah, I know you must be starving.
380
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,827
Oh, thank God.
Just butter and noodles.
381
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,163
Mm-hmm.
382
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,462
Gregory, have you always eaten like this?
383
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,590
You know what, no. When I was younger
I had a very sophisticated palate.
384
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,134
Of course I always ate like this.
385
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,637
I grew up in a military family.
386
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,846
We only ate for efficiency.
387
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,432
Protein, carbs, vegetables.
388
00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,269
All had a place, nothing ever touches,
same thing every week.
389
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,980
Never got a chance to be exposed
to anything new.
390
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,732
- Gregory.
- Mmm.
391
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:06,901
Look at your plate.
392
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,363
Truffles.
393
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,030
But I don't like truffles.
394
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,783
- Have you ever tried truffles?
- No, but I knew I wouldn't like them.
395
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,912
Well, you could
have fooled me, 'cause you ate 'em.
396
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,874
- I did.
- You did.
397
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,004
Feels nice to feel hope.
398
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,632
You have a second? Yeah, you do.
399
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:31,716
Huh. What's up?
400
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:35,470
So, since you like giving back so much,
we got a proposition for ya.
401
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,181
I didn't say I like giving back so much.
402
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,350
- We want a free golf club.
- Mm-hmm.
403
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:43,353
No, but you can buy
a putter on sale for $300.
404
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,647
- That's--
- Not a club, a program, okay?
405
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,567
Here at Girard Creek
for the students at Abbott.
406
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,318
And why would I do that?
407
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,779
Because I've seen some of my students
light up here
408
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,782
in a way that I have never seen before.
409
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,908
Not hearing why we would do this.
410
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:01,454
Okay, well, it would be
a huge tax break for the club.
411
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,539
Oh.
412
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,542
Yeah. Okay. All right. The magic words.
413
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,837
Psych!
414
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,089
We get plenty of tax breaks.
415
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,632
- Course you do.
- Okay, you know what?
416
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,925
Let's just kick his ass.
417
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,636
- Gregory! He fights parents.
- Mm-hmm.
418
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,888
Janine filled me in.
419
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:19,848
I've been waiting outside.
420
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:20,765
Are we good?
421
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,476
Oh. Okay, yeah.
Add an assault charge while you're at it.
422
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,604
Yeah, we'll take the charge.
Melissa, you hit him.
423
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,397
- Oh, I'll hit him, all right.
- What is that? Whoa.
424
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:30,483
What about this?
Does this look familiar, big guy?
425
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,068
Hey, my Alba white truffles.
426
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,069
No. No, don't hurt them.
427
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,530
I need them
for the real grand opening next week.
428
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,033
Yeah, you showed your hand,
you silly bitch.
429
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,160
Be a shame
if something happened to 'em.
430
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,870
Yeah. Real shame.
431
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:44,999
Oh, yeah, and what would you
even do with them?
432
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,126
Hey, hey, hey. Stop it.
433
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,795
No, no, no, no, no, no. No. Sir, please.
434
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,340
- Sir. Stop it. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
- What are you doing?
435
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,216
Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no, no!
436
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,512
- Stop, stop! No, stop!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
437
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,974
Give in, or he will eat
every last one of those.
438
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,267
Yeah.
439
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,895
Okay. All right.
Okay, all right. Done deal. Done deal.
440
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,021
Aha!
441
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,231
Okay. There you go.
442
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,484
And what's in your Arnold Palmers?
443
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:16,738
I-I know it's lemonade, but there's
something else, isn't there, huh?
444
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:17,906
Another ingredient?
445
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,991
How many Arnold Palmers have you had?
446
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,869
Seven... teen!
447
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,828
Tell me what's in 'em!
448
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,872
Come on. You're all right.
You're all right.
449
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,292
- Pleasure doing business with you.
- I wanna know. I wanna know.
450
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,253
Everybody all right?
451
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,506
Lemonade, a hundred percent, you know?
452
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,967
I know that's in there, but it's not
a hundred percent of the drink. Right?
453
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,302
There's at least one other ingredient.
454
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,971
I ruled out Pepsi,
'cause it turns out it's not carbonated.
455
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,474
I was just blowing bubbles.
456
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,228
- Yo, what's up, RJ?
- What's up?
457
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,980
Yo, bro, golf club's gonna be the move.
458
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,649
Do I have to be good?
459
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,026
Nah. Anybody can join.
We're just having fun.
460
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,278
I'm in. I'm trying to get like you, RJ.
461
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,364
- You like a Black Tiger Woods.
- Yeah.
462
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,534
Just let RJ have the moment. Just...
463
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,244
Jacob, you did a really good thing.
464
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,037
Yeah, this is really cool, man.
465
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,248
- RJ's finally got a place for him.
- Mm-hmm.
466
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,624
And you made it happen, kid.
467
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,710
Um... I think if we check the tape,
468
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,713
we'll find that I did the heist
and I found their IG page.
469
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,089
But, yeah, good stuff, Jacob.
470
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,924
It's amazing.
471
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,970
This was a very tough journey,
but your hard work paid off.
472
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,681
- I'm really proud of you.
- Mm-hmm.
473
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:31,021
I am so happy that RJ found his thing,
but his issues don't end with a golf club.
474
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:35,233
And every student at this school
has something going on, you know?
475
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,319
I hate that I don't have the bandwidth
to give each of them that...
476
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,696
that kind of attention.
477
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,282
I wish I could, but...
478
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,285
You know, it's hard.
479
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,581
This petite gem lettuce and this sauce,
I didn't know you could do that.
480
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:50,707
Yeah, that's salad dressing.
481
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,042
- Is that what that is?
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
482
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,503
And this lamb osso buco
in this blood is, um...
483
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,673
Well, now, that's a red wine reduction,
not... not blood.
484
00:20:58,674 --> 00:20:59,924
Red wine is good.
485
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,385
- It's very good, absolutely.
- And these... these vegetables.
486
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,180
{\an8}All the flavors are just,
like, dancing around in my mouth.
487
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,806
{\an8}Mm-hmm. Havin' a ball.
488
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:07,932
{\an8}- Right?
- Right.
489
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,976
{\an8}- And these garlic mussels--
- Gregory, I can't eat this.
490
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,686
{\an8}Oh, thank God. I was really trying.
491
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,188
{\an8}Janine, I just like truffles.
492
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,397
{\an8}Oh, yay.
493
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,983
{\an8}Can we go get some of those?
494
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,942
{\an8}We can talk about it.
495
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,153
{\an8}- Okay. Yeah.
- They're really expensive.
496
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:22,405
{\an8}- Okay. Let's go.
- Do we have to pay?
497
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,366
{\an8}- We can pay on the way out, I think.
- On the way out.