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{\an8}Thank you all for participating
in this personality potluck.
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{\an8}- Especially you, Gregory.
- You're welcome.
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All right, so now we are going to
work together as a team
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to match each person to the dish they
brought to represent their personality.
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Gregory, Barbara,
Jacob, Janine, me, obviously.
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- Great, let's eat.
- Whoa, hold on now.
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You forgot one.
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Ah.
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Oh. Is this Ava?
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Why would I cook for y'all?
One of you a man that bought me a house?
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Well, who does this
croquembouche belong to?
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Nah.
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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All right, Mr. Johnson,
but how does this represent you?
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Obviously, it's because he's...
because he's bald.
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Oh.
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Actually, I studied Pastry Arts
in Le Cordon Bleu in Paris.
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- Whoa.
- Well, I'll be.
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Ooh-la-la.
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Damn, I can't believe I actually
did learn something about somebody.
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{\an8}- Yeah.
- This is a beautiful moment.
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{\an8}- Yeah.
- Okay, this is cuckoo,
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but should we all bring it in?
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- Ah, let's do it.
- Come on. Yeah.
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- Come on.
- Yes.
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Come here.
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Yeah.
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I never went to no
damn French cooking school.
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- Attention, everyone.
- Attention, everyone.
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- Barbara needs your attention.
- Thank you.
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I need a final head count for karaoke.
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{\an8}I'll be there.
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{\an8}I like big butts, but someone
out there thinks I'm lying about it,
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{\an8}and I gotta set the record straight.
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{\an8}Is it okay if I come late? I can't
miss out on Friday night surge pricing.
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{\an8}You know, if I got into a rideshare
and you were the driver,
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{\an8}well, brother, I'd never get out.
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{\an8}I just hope you don't miss our duet
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{\an8}'cause I've been practicing
my Ja Rule voice
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{\an8} all week, baby.
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{\an8}I'm not gonna miss out on the duet.
And I'll put that on Murder Inc.
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{\an8}I love that name.
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{\an8}Well, I'm just excited
to finally have a chance to be heard.
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{\an8}You know, Zach used to turn my mic down
during duets at home
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{\an8}because he said
my voice only worked in theory.
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{\an8}Hey, Barbara,
can I bring Erika to karaoke?
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{\an8}She's in need of a pick-me-up.
She and Simon broke up again.
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{\an8}I can't believe you're forcing your friend
to throw it back on the district employee
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{\an8}just so you can get back
in their good graces.
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{\an8}- That is not what I'm doing.
- She's welcome to come,
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{\an8}as long as she does not throw it back,
forward or to the side. Mm-mmm.
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{\an8}- She won't.
- Ava, will you be joining us?
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{\an8}I, the karaoke queen,
will not be in attendance.
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But before you fret, music joke...
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...it's because I have a date.
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Ooh.
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- Well, I hope he measures up.
- Nice.
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I'm sure he'll clear the bar.
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Oh.
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I bet... I hope he doesn't...
I hope he hits all the right notes.
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Now, Jacob, that was a bridge too far.
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- Yes. Hey!
- There it is.
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There it is. Who's the date with?
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{\an8}- Melissa, you don't know who it is?
- Who?
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{\an8}- It's O'Shon.
- Mm-hmm.
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Ooh.
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Mm-hmm. Now that's a man.
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Oh.
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Yes, fine for no reason. Yes, he is.
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- Wow.
- Ooh. This fancy.
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- Yeah. Look at this. Hey!
- Mm-hmm.
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Where you guys been?
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I've already done every
Fleetwood Mac song they've got.
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{\an8}Fleetwood Mac? I don't think
that's in your register, Mr. Johnson.
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{\an8}Mm-mmm. Yeah, you're more of
a Macy Gray kind of range.
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{\an8}- Girl.
- I'm gonna tell you two
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{\an8}- just like I told Quincy Jones.
- Uh-huh.
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{\an8}Mr. Johnson sings or Mr. Johnson walks.
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{\an8}- Okay. Let's do it.
- All right.
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{\an8}- They're here already. That's great.
- Yeah.
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{\an8}Oh! Why don't you go say hi?
He's a little cutie patootie.
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{\an8}Cuties are everywhere.
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{\an8}It's gonna take a lot more
than being the cutest cutie to ever petute
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{\an8}to turn the head of old Jacob Hill.
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}Then why is your neck on L mode right now?
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{\an8}It's because I'm...
I'm actually checking out...
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{\an8}- Oh, okay.
- Hey, girl.
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{\an8}Hey, Erika.
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{\an8}And Simon.
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{\an8}What's... What's he doing here? Hey.
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{\an8}Worshipping the ground I walk on,
of course.
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{\an8}- Hey, Janine.
- 'Sup.
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{\an8}Why don't you go talk to Jacob?
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{\an8}Whatever you say, E baby.
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Mmm. Mmm. You so nasty.
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Very nasty.
I thought he broke up with you.
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Broke up with me? Does that even
sound like right to you?
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So, I love it when you guys are together.
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It's kind of fun but dangerous,
like walking backwards.
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So how long are you
staying together this time?
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You're asking a lot of questions
about me and my man, but where is yours?
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He's still built like a Lego?
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Oh, hey. How you doing?
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I'm Gregory, and I'll be your driver
for the next 13 minutes.
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Please, buckle up and help yourself
to any of the drinks and assorted snacks.
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I also have every kind of phone charger.
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And if you feast your eyes on the tablet
attached to the back of the headrest,
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you'll find my latest addition,
Gregory's goofy games.
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Okay, enough practice.
Time for the real thing. Let's go.
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Oh, hey. How you doing? I'm Gregory.
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I'll sit here.
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I got you.
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In case someone hotter walks by.
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Thank you.
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Have you been here before?
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No, but it seems up to my standards.
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Gonna go ahead and let my girl know
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she doesn't have to pretend
she's going into labor.
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I've been hesitant to come here.
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It's kind of a sore spot since it replaced
one of my favorite restaurants.
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Donna was one of
your favorite restaurants?
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Well, for nostalgia, not for the food.
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It was where my parents would take me
whenever I got a good report card.
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Oh. You had to get good grades
just to eat. Sad.
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Nah, nah. If that was the case,
I wouldn't have eaten very often.
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I was not a great student.
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A bad boy or a dumb boy? Both?
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Neither. Now.
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Okay.
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Yeah. What about you though?
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Did your family go out to eat a lot
when you were growing up?
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You're not supposed to ask people
if they grew up rich.
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But if you're worried
I don't know what MP means, I do.
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And those are the only things
I'll be ordering.
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♪ I found ♪
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♪ Love ♪
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♪ Never knew what I was missin'
But I knew once... ♪
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How are they still attracted to
one another after hearing each other sing?
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Barb.
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If Gerald even burps off key...
Hmm. I'm not looking at him for a week.
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Hey, Mr. Johnson,
all these songs are in Korean.
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I know that. I'm BTS ARMY.
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What are you gonna sing, Melissa?
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That is a question for the me
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that is living three drinks in the future,
my friend.
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I will get us a pitcher.
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♪ Love ♪
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Hi, can I please get a--
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Ooh.
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Oh, Jesus.
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No, no, no... Come on, come on, come on.
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Whoo! The stripper's here!
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No, no, no. Not a stripper.
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Uh, my... my ex is here.
I need to just hide out for a beat, okay?
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Take if off! Take it off!
Take if off! Take it off! Take if off!
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- ♪ It's hard out here for a pimp ♪
- ♪ For a pimp ♪
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♪ When he's tryin' to get
This money for the rent ♪
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♪ For the rent ♪
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♪ For the Cadillacs and gas money spent ♪
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♪ Will have a whole lot
Of bitches jumpin' ship... ♪
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♪ It's hard out here for a pimp ♪
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Janine. Janine.
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♪ When he's tryin' to get
This money for the rent ♪
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♪ For the Cadillacs and gas money spent ♪
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- Ooh.
- Hey, you forgot the beer.
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Where are all the worship songs?
I was promised the BeBes and the CeCes.
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- I saw my ex.
- Avi?
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- Zach.
- I like Zach.
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He's out there with a new
gentleman caller. Name: unknown.
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Okay, so I thought
the two of youse were cool.
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Hey, it's not like you haven't
seen each other since the breakup.
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No. You're right. I don't...
I don't know why I panicked.
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Just go on out there and say hello.
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Yeah. I'm gonna.
Save my place in the queue though.
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- Okay.
- Saved.
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Get the pitcher first.
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So, what do you think so far?
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Not to be "rude-o," but I hated the crudo.
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- You know...
- Hmm?
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You giggle a lot for a man.
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Well, I just like to show
when I'm having a good time.
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Mmm.
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I don't get a lot of chances
to practice my Japanese.
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Good thing we came to
this Japanese restaurant.
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Touché.
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Wow. Now he's speaking French.
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This man is turning into a Rosetta Stone
right before my very eyes.
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Uh, do you speak any other languages?
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Just the universal one.
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Love?
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That's hilarious.
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Money. You know, if you wanna
get some more practice,
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you can order us some sake.
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The Japanese word for that is sake.
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- ♪ I never would have made it ♪
- ♪ Never would have made it ♪
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- ♪ I never, I never could have made it ♪
- ♪ Never could have made it ♪
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♪ Without you ♪
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- Wow! You're doing great.
- Yeah! Oh, my God.
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Hallelujah! Yes!
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Why is anybody else wasting their time?
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It should just be you and me
all night, Barb.
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- Yeah! Yeah.
- Thank you, friend.
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And I can't wait to hear
what you're cooking up.
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Okay, well, one more drink
and I'll be in the zone.
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All right, have mine.
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Oh, my gosh. I appreciate you guys
for helping Barbara out like that.
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She made us sing that song
because she said we needed Jesus.
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- And we do.
- Oh.
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- Janine, you up.
- Oh, uh...
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I am not ready yet 'cause
Gregory and I are doing a duet, so...
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You mean you and that Gregory?
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Oh, he...
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Got your ass.
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That's a good one.
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I'm sure he's almost here.
I'm gonna go check.
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Okay, girl.
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Hello.
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Hey. So, no pressure,
but I've already moved our names
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to the bottom of the queue,
like, twice now.
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Uh, yeah, okay, I'm just picking up
one more ride and then I'm there.
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All right. Well, please hurry.
But don't speed.
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I can't wait, but there's always time
to make a safe choice.
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So excited to see you
in however long it takes.
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- For Leonard?
- Uh, yep.
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- Ah.
- Uh, Janine, I gotta go.
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Oh, totally. All right.
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Well, if your rider gets strange
or aggressive, just give me a call.
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People get weird at night.
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- Love you.
- Aight, love you too.
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Love you three.
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Oh, it's all happening.
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- What are you doing here?
- Hi.
235
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:27,584
Um, Barbara won a raffle for,
like, a free karaoke room.
236
00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:28,877
So, what about you?
237
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:32,172
We're celebrating the opening night
of my one-man show, Got Out.
238
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,924
Oh. Oh, you changed the title.
239
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:37,553
Yeah, writing about you actually
broke down some walls for me creatively.
240
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,346
But what about you? What are you up to?
241
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:43,267
Hmm. Well, um, Melissa got a guinea pig.
242
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,769
That's cool.
243
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,230
You know, I'm near you guys now.
I just moved to Northern Liberties.
244
00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,107
Zach, what the hell?
245
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,317
That's been
your dream neighborhood for, like, ever.
246
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,404
I know. I'm really going after
what I want. It feels good.
247
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:59,158
Oh. Well... Well, good.
248
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:03,037
Zach, you're up. Come on. Our song.
249
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,330
I don't need the lyrics.
250
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:09,001
♪ Oh, hey ♪
251
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,880
♪ Every single day
I walk down the street ♪
252
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:17,342
- ♪ I hear people say, "Baby, so sweet" ♪
- ♪ Baby ♪
253
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,430
- ♪ And don't lose your mind ♪
- ♪ And don't lose your mind ♪
254
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,099
- Dessert menu?
- Yes, please.
255
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,144
Thank you.
256
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:30,230
So, yeah, those are
my top five roller coasters.
257
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:34,067
But I'm more of
an immersive motion simulator kind of guy.
258
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,404
Do you have a... Do you have a favorite?
259
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,822
A favorite what?
260
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,075
Thing I never wanted to
talk about tonight?
261
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:47,582
Um, excuse me,
could we just get the check actually?
262
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,876
Oh, so you just decided
I didn't want the matcha cheesecake?
263
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,672
No, I just didn't wanna waste any more of
your time since this is going so poorly.
264
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,424
Why would you say that?
265
00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:01,304
Uh, because of basically everything that
you said over the course of this date.
266
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,765
You making fun of me the whole night.
267
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,101
But that's kind of been our thing.
268
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,062
Would've been nice
to build on that rapport
269
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,607
to actually, I don't know,
learn something about each other.
270
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:17,278
Learn what? I'm perfect.
You're obsessed with me.
271
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,328
How long do you think it will be
until you get here?
272
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,664
Um, it should be about...
273
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,040
- Whoa.
- What?
274
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,208
It's just surge pricing
275
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,918
is the highest
I've ever seen it right now.
276
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:36,129
A fare to Jersey just came in,
and it pays for like a fifth of my rent.
277
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,215
Oh.
278
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:41,594
W-Would it be the worst thing in the world
if I didn't make it tonight?
279
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,138
Oh, um...
280
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,473
You know what, no. Never mind.
281
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,392
I'll just, um...
I shouldn't have even asked.
282
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,520
I'll just pass on the ride,
and I'll be there in ten.
283
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,437
No, Gregory, don't do that.
284
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:56,109
You gotta take it.
You took a second job to make money.
285
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:57,859
Make the money.
286
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:01,489
Thank you for understanding.
I'll, um...
287
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:03,950
I promise I'll make it up to you.
288
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,369
Okay. Bye.
289
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,832
It's about time. Jacob, you're up.
290
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,334
Oh. Okay, hold on.
Just want to switch my song real quick.
291
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,545
- How'd things go with Zach?
- It went great.
292
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:20,173
He looks great. Sounds great.
Overall, just, uh... just great.
293
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,175
He better not sing anything ironic.
294
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,428
And he certainly
better not sing, "Ironic."
295
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,972
Yeah, well, you know, I love the boy,
but he's always pitchy.
296
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,349
And he refuses to use his diaphragm.
297
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:33,562
♪ Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort ♪
298
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,938
Let's go!
299
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,274
♪Suffocation, no breathing ♪
300
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:40,193
♪ Don't give a
if I cut my arm bleeding ♪
301
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,366
♪ This is my last resort ♪
302
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,042
Jacob.
303
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,629
I know you said you're okay,
but the songs you have in the queue...
304
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,173
they sound quite alarming.
305
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,884
Is this because Zach's got a new guy?
306
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:07,387
No, he's a... he's a serial monogamist.
That was inevitable.
307
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:11,725
Just that Zach has, like, done so much
since we broke up, you know?
308
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,518
- He's gotten back into theater.
- Yeah.
309
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,229
He's got his dream apartment, new friends.
310
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,648
I didn't recognize anybody
in his karaoke room.
311
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:23,613
You know, he's, like, moving forward,
and I just, I don't know, I feel stuck.
312
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,702
This is the part where you tell me
I'm doing great and I'm overreacting.
313
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:35,792
Sometimes, the best thing that you
can do for someone is just be a mirror.
314
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,586
But hey, look,
I-I-I helped RJ get into golf, you know.
315
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,296
- Yes.
- I got the school a counselor. So...
316
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:46,176
You did. And those
are amazing professional wins.
317
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:49,846
But, sweetheart,
there's more to life than work.
318
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:50,931
Mm-hmm.
319
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:55,435
Maybe it's time for you to start looking
for whatever your dream apartment is.
320
00:14:55,436 --> 00:15:00,857
Hey, you might even think about looking
for something deeper in your dating life.
321
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,860
Hey, it can't be that hard
with your driller app and everything.
322
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:07,489
So Ava just texted.
Turns out she's gonna come after all.
323
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,615
Great.
324
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,284
I can't believe you are not
letting me choose a song.
325
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,078
Well, I can't believe
you bought another condo
326
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,621
when you can barely take me out on dates.
327
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,915
- It has an outdoor pool.
- We live in Philadelphia.
328
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:21,253
And it's like if I'm driving to make money
so I'm not stressed about going out,
329
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,714
but then I'm missing that when
I'm driving, then, like, what's the point?
330
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,634
It's... It's like I'm going in circles.
331
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,219
Well, you are going the right way, right?
332
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,097
I meant it metaphorically.
333
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:36,811
Dang, surge pricing
is five times the normal fare.
334
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,316
You gonna accept that ride or what?
335
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,365
Maria F is five minutes away.
You don't have to wait with me.
336
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,076
Of course I'm gonna wait with you.
337
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,375
My family used to go out to eat
at chain restaurants all the time.
338
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,919
It's like my dad's favorite thing to do.
339
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,254
But he has the worst taste.
340
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,756
I kinda like chain restaurants.
341
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,510
Me too. But I was talking about
his taste in women.
342
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:15,599
He started a second family with a waitress
at one of those restaurants,
343
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,562
and queso dips
are very triggering for me now.
344
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,192
Thank you for telling me that.
345
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,902
I don't really like queso dip anyway
346
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,447
so it won't be hard to avoid
on our next date.
347
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,035
This date doesn't have to end right now.
348
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,120
I was invited to karaoke tonight.
349
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:40,124
I wasn't planning on gracing them
with my talents, but...
350
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,751
you want to go with me?
351
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,545
I'm down.
352
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,677
Go ahead.
353
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:56,598
No, no, I don't wanna hurt your feelings.
I know you're sensitive.
354
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,267
I ain't sensitive. I ain't sensitive.
Go ahead and make your little joke.
355
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,229
What divorced lesbian
did you steal this Subaru from?
356
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,439
Get in my car.
357
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,901
♪ Way up high or down low ♪
358
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,195
♪ I'll go wherever ♪
359
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:17,244
♪ You will go ♪
360
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,162
- Yeah.
- Yes!
361
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,081
- She's like your best friend, right?
- Wow.
362
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,458
What are you talking about?
She sounds just like him.
363
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,544
- I crushed it.
- Whoa. Okay.
364
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,755
- Yeah, sis.
- I guess it's me.
365
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,674
Whoo! Go, Janine.
366
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,258
What's up, guys?
367
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,759
- That was great, Melissa.
- Thank you.
368
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,555
Um, as you guys know, Gregory was supposed
to be here, but he couldn't make it.
369
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,475
But it's okay, because in his honor,
I'm gonna do both parts of the duet.
370
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,852
- Okay.
- Which, um, shouldn't be hard.
371
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,480
I've done it before. I was
a very lonely High School Musical fan,
372
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,565
so here we go.
373
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,857
Okay.
374
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:53,197
♪ Baby, I'm not always there when you call
But I'm always on time ♪
375
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:57,784
- ♪ Gave you my all, now, baby, come on ♪
- ♪ Come on ♪
376
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,995
♪ And get a piece of this late night lover
You know ♪
377
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,247
- ♪ The one you say is like no other ♪
- ♪ You say is like no other ♪
378
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,666
♪ I know
I got a lot of things I need to explain ♪
379
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,834
♪ But, baby, you know the name ♪
380
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,127
♪ And love is about pain ♪
381
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,713
♪ So, stop the complaints
And drop the order restraints ♪
382
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,007
♪ Our sex life's a game
So back me down in the paint ♪
383
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:15,343
- ♪ And I can't wait no more ♪
- ♪ About a quarter past three ♪
384
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,178
♪ And shorty's eyein' me ♪
385
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,764
- ♪ Bentley valeted ♪
- ♪Bentley valeted ♪
386
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,099
Bill?
387
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,559
Elijah.
388
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,520
Hi, Elijah. I'm Jacob.
389
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:29,108
Hi, Jacob.
That was really risky. I'm not gonna lie.
390
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,860
I'm so glad that worked.
391
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,361
What were you gonna do if it didn't?
392
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:37,324
Probably say, "Hey, I'm Jacob,
the guy you forgot to hit on earlier."
393
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,743
- That's also pretty good.
- Thank you.
394
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,162
What brings you to karaoke?
395
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,205
It is my friend's birthday,
396
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,168
and I volunteered to get the drinks
because I hate singing.
397
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:52,047
Do you think I can get your number?
398
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,466
For sure.
399
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,553
I'm gonna put it in as "Bill."
400
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,097
There you go.
401
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:01,806
All right.
402
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,475
- See you, Jacob.
- Yeah.
403
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,643
What's up, man?
404
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,562
Okay, Jacob. I see you.
405
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,148
Uh, come on.
I'll, uh, show you where the room is.
406
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:13,401
Ava, it's so great to see you.
I want you to meet my new boyfriend.
407
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,653
White?
408
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,363
It's actually pronounced "Wyatt."
409
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,531
Right.
410
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,618
You're talking about
how I'm looking around at everyone...
411
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,620
Wow.
412
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:24,829
- Hey!
- Hey!
413
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,748
- There they are.
- Finally.
414
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,833
- How did it go?
- He's here, ain't he?
415
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,920
We got time for one more song.
Ava, you choose.
416
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,589
- Help me pick.
- Okay.
417
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:39,345
What do you even do? You know what?
I'm out. I'm done. I am done. Nah. Nope.
418
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,473
Yep, just, uh...
419
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,059
Appreciate you, bro.
420
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,312
I got the wrong idea about you
at the district.
421
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,356
They got "No More Drama"
by Mary J on there?
422
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,900
♪ What would you do
If your son was at home ♪
423
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,945
♪ Crying all alone on the bedroom floor
'Cause he's hungry? ♪
424
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,988
♪ And the only way to feed him is to ♪
425
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,032
♪ Sleep with a man
For a little bit of money ♪
426
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,743
♪ And his daddy's gone
Somewhere smokin' rock now ♪
427
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,329
♪ In and out of lockdown
I ain't got a job now ♪
428
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:10,543
♪ So for you this is just a good time
But for me this is what I call life ♪
429
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,586
♪ Girl, you ain't
The only one with a baby ♪
430
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:16,173
Yeah, there's some things
you just can't put a price on.
431
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,426
♪ What would you do
If your son was at home ♪
432
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:22,846
♪ Crying all alone on the bedroom floor
'Cause he's hungry? ♪
433
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,597
♪ And the only way to feed him is to ♪
434
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,683
♪ Sleep with a man
For a little bit of money ♪
435
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,436
♪ And his daddy's gone
Somewhere smokin' rock now ♪
436
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,980
♪ In and out of lockdown
I ain't got a job now ♪
437
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:36,443
♪ So for you this is just a good time
But for me this is what I call life ♪
438
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,278
He's right there.
439
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,489
- But so sad.
- We killed that!
440
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,241
You know, as somebody
who usually shuns the spotlight...
441
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,202
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
- ...I never really got the appeal of karaoke
442
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,580
but, um, it was... it was fun.
443
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,290
- It was really fun. It was.
- It was, wasn't it?
444
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,374
- Yeah.
- And you were so good.
445
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,042
I practiced the entire time I was driving.
446
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,127
- You did?
- Yeah.
447
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,671
Okay, let me catch you up on everything
you missed while you were gone.
448
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,715
- Kept a log, just the way you like.
- Oh, great.
449
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:01,843
- So, 8:02 p.m. We arrived.
- Two minutes late. What happened?
450
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:05,138
{\an8}Hey, I'm pretty sure
I requested a quiet ride.
451
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,307
{\an8}- Oh.
- You know what? You sure did.
452
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,934
{\an8}- Um, my bad.
- Sorry.
453
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,854
{\an8} My shoelace
was caught in the escalator--
454
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:16,776
{\an8}A quiet ride, not a whisper one.
A quiet one.
455
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,365
{\an8}- So, I--
- Just give me your hand. Okay.