1 00:00:02,753 --> 00:00:03,754 Aha! 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪ The ghost in the forest is Mr. Bebop ♪ 3 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:10,010 ♪ The ghost in the forest is Mr. Bebop ♪ 4 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:11,887 - Boo! - Yes! 5 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:13,430 Goose bumps! 6 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:17,559 You all are doing such wonderful work. 7 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:20,145 So, what are everybody's Halloween plans? 8 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:22,272 - Just the usual. - Trick or treating? 9 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,607 We're too old for that. 10 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,943 Yeah, probably just gonna TP some houses. 11 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,653 - What? - Egg some apartments. 12 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,279 - Yeah. - Ding-dong ditch, maybe. 13 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,698 - No! - Yeah. 14 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,408 No, no, no, no, no! 15 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:36,620 What else are we supposed to do? We outside with it, Miss Howard. 16 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:40,666 Is there any way for us to be "outside with it" without vandalism? 17 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,084 - No. - I doubt it. 18 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,293 What? 19 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,295 I'm even thinking about starting a small fire. 20 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,089 Yeah! 21 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,632 No, no! 22 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:53,929 If you like fire and being outside and holding on to rolls of toilet paper, 23 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,472 why don't we... 24 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,183 go on a camping trip? 25 00:00:58,267 --> 00:00:59,726 Yeah! 26 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:02,813 Yes. We go on a camping trip, and that way, 27 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:07,192 we are all outside with it together. 28 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:10,320 - Okay, Mrs. Howard. - Thank you. 29 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:13,115 - Can we still throw eggs at something? - I'll think about it. 30 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,534 - She said yes, she said yes. - I did not say yes. 31 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,799 - Excuse me, sweetheart. - Mm-hmm 32 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:35,971 Barb has been in such a good mood lately, which is great 33 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:41,685 because the rest of us are hanging on by a thread, energetically speaking. 34 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,980 It's been a trying start to the year. 35 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:49,359 I mean, it's not even November yet and everyone's already fried. 36 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,652 Not Barb, though. 37 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:51,737 She's amped. 38 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:57,326 I, however, am, uh, so tired that I called one of my students "Mom" the other day. 39 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:58,952 - Gregory. - Stop touching me. 40 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:01,121 - Oh. - What? No one's... No one's touching you. 41 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:02,456 - Sorry, I'm so tired. - It's fine. 42 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,708 All right, let's get this over with. Halloween. 43 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,502 Tasha, it's your turn this year. What do you have planned? 44 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,087 So, I'm gonna have the kids go to the gym. 45 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:11,840 We're gonna put on what I call the "Halloween Town Trilogy." 46 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:14,384 First we're watching Halloween, then we're watching The Town, 47 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,054 and then we're watching Halloweentown, and then we're going home. 48 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,264 Love it. Your lack of effort is finally paying off. 49 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:21,350 Next up, election day. Let's skip it. 50 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:25,520 Excuse me. It has come to my attention that some of the students 51 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:30,150 who are too old for trick-or-treating would still like to be outside. 52 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:36,073 And so I was thinking, how about Halloween camping? 53 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,574 - Why? - Barb? 54 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,368 Oh. That sounds fun. 55 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:43,455 - Ooh. Dom. - Less. 56 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:47,876 - You want to take 600 kids camping? No. - Barb, that just feels like a ton of work. 57 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:52,214 Not the whole school, just the students who are in clubs. 58 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:57,135 This way we are giving them something constructive to do and not boring. 59 00:02:57,219 --> 00:03:00,347 But you still need permission slips, permits, chaperones, equipment. 60 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:04,851 I've obtained a camping site and a permit online. 61 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,520 I've printed out permission slips. 62 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,439 My church is allowing us to use their camping gear. 63 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:13,193 My music class is in and Dom's in. 64 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:14,820 Oh, no. I can't. Sounds really fun, 65 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,863 but I'll be volunteering at a homeless shelter. 66 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:20,909 Oh, you'll be volunteering at the homeless shelter. Performative ass. 67 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:24,037 Just out of curiosity, where exactly is this homeless shelter? 68 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:27,249 All right, all right. I know my friends are in. 69 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:31,837 - I'm not. - Yeah, Barb. I'm so, so tired. 70 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,339 Me, Janine, is tired. 71 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:38,760 Yeah, Barb. I love your energy, but, um, you look like a bed to me right now. 72 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:42,722 I was going to fill my tanks with a rewatch of Jersey Housewives. 73 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,641 I don't want to do this. 74 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:48,395 - Okay, fine. I will go it alone. - Great. 75 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,692 No, you know what? We're gonna do it. We'll go with you, Barb. 76 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:59,614 Excellent, excellent! Oh, and by the way, costumes, mandatory. Ha! 77 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:03,118 ♪ But the ghost In the forest is Mr. Bebop ♪ 78 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:08,457 Well, the meeting wasn't over. But you know what? Hell yeah. 79 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:10,375 Y'all have fun camping. Hey. 80 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:13,670 Hey, Melissa. Real quick. You out your mind? 81 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,047 Okay. You think I wanna do this? I don't wanna do this. 82 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,467 Those middle schoolers are running me ragged. 83 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,969 I am April-tired in October. 84 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:23,722 But, you guys, this is Barb we're talking about. 85 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,849 Two minutes in, she's gonna get dirt under her nails. 86 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:29,311 She's gonna step on some orange slug, and, boom, she's out of there. 87 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:33,732 - I'm tired. - You're right. 88 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,734 'Cause Barb doesn't even like picnics. 89 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:38,653 I know 'cause I've invited her countless times. She never shows. 90 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:42,032 Fine, but if I'm not horizontal by 6:00 p.m., 91 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,576 I'm gonna cry for the first time in my entire life. 92 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,244 - What? - You didn't cry as a baby? 93 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:47,788 - Uh-uh. - Oh. 94 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,583 We are gonna get you your weekend, buddy. 95 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,668 Yeah, she's not gonna last an hour. 96 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:57,339 Yeah, one measly hour. I mean, how bad could it get? 97 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,216 Nope. 98 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,675 This sucks. 99 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,636 Okay, step team girlies. 100 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,221 Let's go over there and put up our tents 101 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,848 in the nice clean, non-cursing, beautiful air. 102 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:11,937 There is nothing like good old fresh air. 103 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,647 She seems to be enjoying this? 104 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:18,235 Okay, all we gotta do is remind her how much she hates roughing it. 105 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,319 I'm on it. 106 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:21,947 Hey, uh, Barb. 107 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,032 So, looked around. 108 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,243 Doesn't seem to be a pre-built fire pit anywhere. 109 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,496 Looks like we're gonna have to just get in the dirt and do it ourselves. 110 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,706 Yeah, digging a hole, not as easy as you think. 111 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:35,502 I can dig a pit. Gerald loves it when I bury him in the sand at the beach. 112 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:38,296 Okay, but dig with that fresh manicure. 113 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:42,175 And that, my young friend, is why God invented the shovel. 114 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:47,514 Say, did anybody happen to bring any ratproof storage for the food? 115 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:51,518 Because these woodland vermin, they carry way more diseases than urban vermin. 116 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:55,981 I feel you, Jacob, and that is why I brought rodent repellent, 117 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,732 and they are ultrasonic. 118 00:05:57,816 --> 00:06:00,110 Those need to be set at 45-degree angles to work. 119 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,237 - Ava? - What are you doing here? 120 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,781 I've prepped for the end of the world, but the world keeps refusing to end. 121 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:08,243 So might as well make use of my gadgets. Try my new portable stove. 122 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,579 These people do not know how to survive in the woods. 123 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,205 And since it's more expensive to replace them, 124 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:13,790 I have to make sure they make it. 125 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:18,086 Well, um, thank you, Wizard Ava. 126 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,170 I'm Darth Ma. 127 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,298 - Genius. - I-I don't get it. 128 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,508 Darth Maul is from Episode I, which is actually the fourth. 129 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:26,177 And Octavia Spencer played Ma in the 2019 film Ma, 130 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,555 - which wasn't a box office smash, but... - Too much information. 131 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,348 - Yeah. - Let me guess your costumes. 132 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:31,808 Ooh. Park ranger. 133 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:35,687 We're Sinners. 134 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:38,356 I'm Ryan Coogler, and Janine is an IMAX screen. 135 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,609 Ugh. Pigtail girl from Matilda. 136 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,485 - I'm Greta Thunberg. - The director? 137 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:43,570 No. 138 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,364 - April O'Neil. - Mm-hmm. 139 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:51,745 And alone at home sits Sweet Cheeks in a letter-perfect Shredder costume. 140 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,956 - Oh, man. That's good. - You really hate to miss that. 141 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,417 Well, I guess I won best costume yet again. 142 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:01,296 Would love if one of you guys will step it up next year. Now, who wants fire? 143 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,798 - We don't... - We were just talking about it actually. 144 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,508 Just pulled this puppy out of the box. 145 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,803 - She's got a freaking fire starter. - Wait, look. 146 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:09,971 Oh. That's not working. 147 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,140 - Yeah, that sounds broke. - I don't think that's working. 148 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,017 Barb, if we don't have fire, we gotta go home. 149 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:18,271 Yeah, if we can't start a fire, then I guess we gotta go home. 150 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:21,149 - Oh, no. Come on. - Give me a minute. 151 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,609 All right. 152 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,152 - Give her a minute. - Geez. 153 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,990 ♪ Kumbaya, my lord ♪ 154 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:33,161 ♪ Kumbaya ♪ 155 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:36,915 - Amen. Well done. - Geez Louise. She's getting stronger. 156 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:37,999 I'm gonna lose it. 157 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:41,336 We do still have one iron in the fire. Ava hasn't started the fire. 158 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:42,921 Yeah, true. 159 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,215 Hey, whoa, whoa. 160 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,842 Ain't no walking around here all willy-nilly. Where you coming from? 161 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:52,806 The bathroom, and it is gross in there, and I did not help. 162 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,392 Oh, God. Oh, God. 163 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,936 Guys, that's it. Game over. 164 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,230 Barbara's not gonna wanna use a nasty bathroom. 165 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,399 - One whiff away from freedom. - Yes. 166 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,483 - Yeah. - Hey, Barb. 167 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:08,363 Did you know that using a restroom regularly helps prevent osteoporosis? 168 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:12,534 Girlfriend, I had no idea. Hmm. I will go right away. 169 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,662 Ms. Howard, the bathroom is that way. 170 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,581 No, sweetheart. Mine is that way. 171 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:24,504 I rented the 2025 Meadow Flusher Deluxe 172 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,548 out of pocket, of course. 173 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,883 Damn, she really did think of everything. 174 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,552 Genuinely concerned we hadn't noticed that. 175 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:31,886 - Yeah. - Huge. 176 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:36,933 Now which one should I use? Lavender-scented or vanilla? 177 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:38,560 Vanilla! 178 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,645 - I like to vote. - Thank you. 179 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:43,064 I can't believe this. That's like what they have at Coachella. 180 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,399 - I know. - You've been to Coachella? 181 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:45,775 No, I've never been. I've seen pictures. 182 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,948 It's so clean, I could sleep in here. 183 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,996 Smokey Bear was right. I can start a wildfire with my bare hands. 184 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,123 We are never getting out of here. 185 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:10,759 All right, everyone! Gather round, gather round! 186 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:14,095 It is delegation time. 187 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,180 Oh. 188 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:21,811 Gregory, you and the Goofballs are in charge of firewood collection duty. 189 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,855 Sure. Could have been in bed before sunset, but come on, y'all. 190 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,190 Let's go pick up some sticks. 191 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:29,277 Melissa, dinner duty. It's just heating up some canned beans. 192 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,906 And, Ava, did I hear you mention something about a portable stove? 193 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,491 I mentioned the portable stove. 194 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:38,495 The Coleman "Stoveman" Available in several colors on avacoleman.net. 195 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,455 Wonderful. Why don't you get that together for Melissa? 196 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:45,919 You wanna give beans to 60 kids? That's what you wanna do, Barb? Okay. 197 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,462 Steppers, with me. 198 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:51,508 Oh, um. Okay. Then I guess I will just go help Gregory and the Goofballs. 199 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,009 Mmm. 200 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,594 Jacob. 201 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,221 - Squonk watch? - What? 202 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,305 Squonk watch? 203 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:58,765 What's "squawk wash"? 204 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,142 Don't tell me you don't know about the Pennsylvania squonk. 205 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,896 The reclusive wart-covered creature that lives in the woods 206 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,231 and only comes out at night. 207 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:10,944 Jacob, I am not a child. Do not try to frighten me. 208 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,822 White girl, what'd you say about that squonk? 209 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:19,619 Captive audience. Well, gather round, everyone, for I have a tale to tell. 210 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:22,247 There's no firewood out here. We're in a park. 211 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,666 It's just twigs and empty fast-food bags. 212 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,168 And most of these twigs aren't dry enough to be burned. 213 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,253 Yeah, you're right. 214 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:31,339 All right. Well, if they're dry, bring 'em. 215 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,007 Fast-food bags may be the best we're gonna get. 216 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,801 Well, this area looks promising here. 217 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,595 I wouldn't, Ms. Teagues. That's poison ivy. 218 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:41,599 - Oh. Your Goofballs sure do know a lot. - Uh, good eye, Alex. 219 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,352 Yeah. Well, some of them been here for a few years now. 220 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,437 It's actually really nice to connect with kids year after year. 221 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:48,481 - Oh. That's beautiful. - Mmm. 222 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,442 What the hell? I wanna connect. 223 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,028 - Oh, I know. - Hmm? 224 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,196 Hold on. 225 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,575 - Been a while since I went worming. - Mm-hmm. 226 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,412 Aha! 227 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,914 Huh. 228 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,791 - Yeah, anyone wanna see a worm? - Yeah. 229 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,587 - A worm's kinda shaped like Mr. Eddie. - No, no. 230 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,089 No, Mr. Eddie is much more handsome. 231 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,842 And has more muscles and arms, right, y'all? 232 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,177 - Yeah. - Yes. 233 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:20,305 Wow. Where did all of this come from? 234 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,973 You know, had it with me. 235 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:26,060 So Barb had this great idea of feeding everybody nothing but baked beans. 236 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,146 Clearly has never seen Blazing Saddles. 237 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:32,400 So I figure we order up some groceries, get 'em delivered, make some real food, 238 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,735 and we all live. 239 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,361 How's it looking with that stove, Ava? 240 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:36,613 Great. 241 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,951 Right. Okay, so I guess I'll just feed all this stuff to the squirrels 242 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,036 and order some pizzas. 243 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,288 No, give me a second to build one out of stone. 244 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,623 Step team, look alive. 245 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,417 Grab a buddy and start collecting flat rocks. 246 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,338 We found this thing they call a "phone book"? 247 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,797 Wonderful. 248 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:58,509 Now, the man had warned Jenny not to talk to anyone after dark, 249 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,637 but Jenny didn't listen. 250 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,056 She approached the strange figure. 251 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,974 - Why would she do that? - Where are Jenny's friends? 252 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,435 - But that's the squonk? - It wasn't the squonk. 253 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,771 Any ideas who it was? 254 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,564 Wow, look at all this. 255 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,734 Kinda seems like we might not be going home tonight after all. 256 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:18,196 Yeah, that sucks. You know what doesn't? This garlic sauce. 257 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:22,492 It was the last person the squonk had killed. 258 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,370 It was a... 259 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,873 - Ghost! - It's a squonk ghost! 260 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,460 I told you! 261 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,884 It's just Mr. Johnson. 262 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:43,263 I'm not a ghost. I'm Denzel Washington in Gladiator II. 263 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,391 "King Kong ain't got crap on me." 264 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:47,725 That quote's not from that movie. 265 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,353 "I'm a man on fire." 266 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,479 Almost. 267 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,564 Should we get those kids that ran off into the woods? 268 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:54,649 - Yes. - Yeah. 269 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,402 Y'all go left. I'ma grab my emergency equipment and go right. 270 00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,529 Needs salt. 271 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,614 Who asked you, Casper? Get out of my kitchen. 272 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,158 It's gonna take me like 30 seconds to find them 273 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,035 with my industrial thermal imaging device. 274 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,374 "Indecipherable"? How does the Predator live like this? 275 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,668 Guess it's time to do it the old-fashioned way. 276 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,754 Assess the environment. Pick up their scent. 277 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,633 Identify changes to the flora. 278 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,054 Students, where are you? 279 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,222 - Here! - We're by the tree. 280 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,349 - Can you hear us? - We're over here. 281 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,351 I don't think they would've come this far. 282 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,728 I don't know. 283 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:35,565 One time, I was scared by my own shadow, and I flew to Bryn Mawr. 284 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,774 I just ran all the way there. 285 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,776 Maybe we should turn around. 286 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,486 - You heard... - What? 287 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,739 - Squonk. It was a squonk. - What? No! Wait! Wasn't a squonk. 288 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,240 It's a squirrel. It's a squirrel. It's a squirrel. 289 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,658 It's a squirrel and a Checkers bag. 290 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,119 - Oh, my God. Where? - All right. 291 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,329 It was that Checkers bag. 292 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,042 Wait. Was it that Checkers bag? 293 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,003 Why are there so many Checkers bags? 294 00:13:57,086 --> 00:14:00,715 Because their fries are delicious. Are we lost? 295 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,010 Hey, yo. We lost? 296 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,096 It's been 30 minutes, guys. 297 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,557 I'm really starting to worry about Janine and Gregory. 298 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,268 They are fine. If they got in any trouble, they'd just call. 299 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,352 Yeah, I guess. 300 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:17,356 No, I'm just gonna call them just to make super-duper sure they are okay. 301 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,610 Whoa. 302 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,612 That phone rang just as you dialed. 303 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,323 Almost as if you were calling that exact phone. 304 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,037 I'm so sick of them not getting my jokes. 305 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,749 - This is Janine's phone. - Oh, God. 306 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:35,917 And this is Gregory's. 307 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,212 We wouldn't be in this predicament if we had fences, right? 308 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,963 Like Denzel in the movie? 309 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,466 He did not say fences in the movie Fences. 310 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,592 Nope. 311 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,011 I didn't realize I was dealing with a bunch of movie experts. 312 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,931 Okay. They are in the woods without their phones. 313 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,015 Okay. 314 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,809 Phoneless out here? Not great. 315 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,394 They're not me. They don't have the skills. 316 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,771 - All right. I'm gonna pass out. - No. 317 00:14:56,854 --> 00:15:02,026 Okay, you can literally see a Lowe's from the steps of the bathroom. They're fine. 318 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:06,155 No, no, no. This is literally my fault. I'm gonna go look for them. 319 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,865 - I'm coming with. - Great. 320 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,451 Ava, I need your lifesaver. 321 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,871 You gonna have to take it from me. 322 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,210 - Thank you. - We're coming! 323 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,628 It's official merchandise. 324 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,213 Gregory, can I ask you a question 325 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,590 that I'm pretty sure I already know the answer to? 326 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:29,804 - Yeah. - Are we like deeply lost, huh? Right? 327 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,931 I wouldn't say deeply. 328 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:35,518 Okay. 'Cause to me, it just kind of feels like, you know, 329 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,603 we're completely in the dark, and we don't know which way to go. 330 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,605 We don't know where the kids are. We're gonna get "squonked." 331 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,108 Hey. It's okay. We're still within the city. 332 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,569 - Okay. - We just gotta get our bearings. 333 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,279 Are you looking for a rescue plane? 334 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:49,157 No, but you can see the stars from here. 335 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:53,578 See, there's Orion's Belt and the Big Dipper. 336 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,164 And there's Mufasa. Right there. 337 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,754 Might not be a quiet night at home, but it is really beautiful out here. 338 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,841 Yeah, it really is. 339 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,759 Make sure to stay close, Barb. 340 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,846 And keep an eye out for poison ivy. 341 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,557 I'm not entirely sure what it looks like, but... 342 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,977 Oh, my God. Remember when Gregory stole gardening from us? 343 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,981 Feel free to jump in on this conversation, Barb. 344 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,233 Barb? 345 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,111 Ow! 346 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,572 Did you hear that? 347 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,825 Wait. Where are you going? Don't leave me. 348 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,413 You know, it was really cool seeing you out here with the Goofballs earlier. 349 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,207 Kinda made me wanna start my own club. 350 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,917 What about step club? 351 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,211 That's really more of Ava's thing now, 352 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,630 and I love that for her and the kids. 353 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,883 Kinda wanna do a club with something I'm really good at. 354 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,928 Okay. What kind of club would you start? 355 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,221 I don't know yet. 356 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,306 It'll come to you. 357 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,935 Worm club? That's too niche. 358 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,478 - No. - Yeah. 359 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:05,733 Not like a shoe club. Squonk club. Garden club. 360 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,276 I think you can sleep on it. 361 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,156 What about fashion club? 362 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,993 - Fashion club? - Yeah, I made this. 363 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:21,207 I think the kids would really love that. And I also think you'd be good at it. 364 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,630 - It's the damn squonk. - It's just me. 365 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,257 It's not a squonk. It's an Earth angel. 366 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:33,135 - Barbara. You found us. - I was worried about you. 367 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,220 Thank you. 368 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,764 You know, camp is only about 30 yards that way. 369 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,892 Oh. You're just as beautiful as I remember. Look at you. 370 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,687 How are you doing? How are the kids? How old are they now? 371 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:46,190 They're fine and accounted for and eating by the fire. 372 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,025 All right. Well, let's head out. 373 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,277 - Yeah. - Yeah. 374 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,280 You know, we've got everything under control down there. 375 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:57,326 So, why don't you two just enjoy some more peace and quiet? 376 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,415 - Thanks, Barb. - Nothing like the great outdoors. 377 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,333 Okay. 378 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:13,092 And I'm just out there just thinking, like, is this it? Is this where we die? 379 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:16,470 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I could hear youse guys talking, like, from here. 380 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:21,684 Okay. Well, I'm just happy to be back and in front of this amazing fire. 381 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,812 You're damn right it's amazing. That's a Coleman-brand fire. 382 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,064 - TM. - Oops, she's leaning. 383 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,399 Mr. Johnson, if you would. 384 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,819 - Boo. - Ooh. 385 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,030 Never underestimate the power of trash. 386 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:40,411 Um. Hello. I hate to intrude, but I'm gonna have to insist 387 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,123 you all disperse immediately. 388 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,291 What? Why? 389 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,419 Well, you're breaking about 500 different laws. 390 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,712 Name one, khaki man. 391 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:53,924 Well, Denzel from Gladiator II, there's trespassing to start. 392 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:56,093 Then, we've got you cooking next to foliage, 393 00:18:56,177 --> 00:19:01,265 open flame on public space, burning trash, unauthorized gathering. 394 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:04,518 - No, no, no, no, no. We have a permit. - Yeah. 395 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:11,150 Uh, yeah, that says Philly Parks Access. cob. 396 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,070 We're Philly Park Access.com. It's invalid. 397 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,822 All right. So we're all set up, right? 398 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,075 So maybe we can just stay the night, right? 399 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,369 - Because everyone wants to stay the night. - Yeah. 400 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:24,080 We'll clean everything up. Nobody will ever know we were here. 401 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,540 I'm sorry, IMAX screen and Ryan Coogler. 402 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,000 - Oh. He got it. - Oh. 403 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,794 No, this isn't even a sanctioned campsite. 404 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,254 You know what? I don't think I like the tone of your voice there, Slim. 405 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,508 - Well, I'm loving yours, April O'Neil. - Thank you. 406 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,760 Think about the children. 407 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,471 - Kids, give 'em your sad faces. Do it. - Yeah, go. 408 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:45,393 No, no. All right. Hold the phone. Whose, uh, metal flusher is that? 409 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,145 - It depends. - It's ours. 410 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,940 Yeah. And compared to the bathrooms here in the park, 411 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,234 it is basically the Taj Mahal. 412 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:56,195 Compared to my house, it's the Taj Mahal. 413 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,321 You could use it... 414 00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,949 - if we can stay. - Deal. 415 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,785 - Really? - Yeah. IBS try, baby girl. 416 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:06,747 Just promise me you guys are out of here by 9:00 a.m. tomorrow, okay? 417 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:11,085 I've got a hacky sack league semifinals tomorrow, and my hands are tied. 418 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:16,006 Give the one on the left a few minutes. 419 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:18,259 Good looking out, little Loompa. 420 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,429 The voice of the forest is Mr. Bebop. 421 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:26,183 You know this is the first morning in I don't know how long 422 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,477 that I woke up and did not immediately yawn. 423 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,646 Same. I'm feeling legitimately rested. 424 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:34,316 You guys, the pep is officially returning to my step. 425 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,737 I knew they needed a little rejuvenation. 426 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,489 This trip was as much for them as it was for the students. 427 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,825 Imagine always being right. 428 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:47,371 Anyone want a high-capacity 3,000-liter water filtration system? 429 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,039 Yoink. 430 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:52,710 That's right. I am no longer a gadget-reliant prepper. 431 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,754 I'm the supreme gadget. I'm ready for anything. 432 00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,676 - The squonk! - I am not the squonk. 433 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,012 I am Jacob Merrill Hill. 434 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,597 Sounds squonky. 435 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,433 I got lost last night, and I slept in the woods. 436 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,560 Oh, my God. Jacob, are you okay? 437 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:10,978 It was so bad back there. 438 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:14,273 Can you tell me if I have any poison ivy on my back? 439 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,649 Yeah. Jesus! 440 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:20,821 Must have blessed you 'cause you got nothing going on back there. It's crazy. 441 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,991 - I freaking missed you, guys. - Mm-mmm.