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Everybody, I am excited to announce

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that I am officially a grandmother.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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- Congrats.
- To a beautiful healthy baby girl...

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- named Zara.
- Oh, yes.

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It's really a great name.

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And I captured her very first portrait.

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- Yay. Let's see.
- Oh.

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Yes, look at her.

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That-That-That must've been,
like, right after the birth, huh?

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-  I love Barb...
-  Yeah.

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...but newborn babies are...

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Ugly. They're all ugly.

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That's a strong word. Accurate.

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That's the roughest newborn
I've ever seen.

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She is a stunner.

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-  A diva in the making.
-  Mmm.

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Oh, yeah,
that baby is a stunner all right.

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I'm stunned.

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Damn.

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Hey, but you know what,
it's like cinnamon rolls.

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You can't take a picture of them when
they first come out of the oven, right?

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You gotta let them cool down,
then you put some icing on them.

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I don't know where I was going with that.
I never had a baby.

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She's destined for stardom.

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Just like her grandma.

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Oh, Jacob, thank you.

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To be fair,
I didn't take a good photo until I was 12

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when I had a small window
between acne and braces.

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Can't relate.

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Came out of the womb camera ready,
unlike Barbara's ugly grandchild.

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Barb, do you have
any other pictures of the baby?

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Maybe something from later?

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- Why, yes, I do.
-  Okay.

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Taylor sent me this one this morning.

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- Oh.
-  Ooh.

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-  That's it.
-  That's cute.

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You gotta let 'em sit for a bit.

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Mm-hmm.

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- Adorable.
- Beautiful.

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Wonderful work, everybody, wonderful.

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If there were grades to be given,
I'd give you all A-pluses.

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{\an8}CC, sweetheart, I have noticed
that you are a tad bit disengaged.

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{\an8}I just don't think music is for me.

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{\an8}Is it my superb teaching to blame,

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{\an8}or are you just not interested
in an after-school program?

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{\an8}No, I want to be in a club.

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{\an8}Well, what about step club?

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{\an8}I don't think I do too well with rhythm.

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{\an8}I wouldn't disagree.

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{\an8}We don't have
that many after-school programs.

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{\an8}Is there one you want to join?

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{\an8}Actually...

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{\an8}Uh, Gregory, one of my music students
is rhythmically challenged

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{\an8}and would like to join
your garden goofball troupe.

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{\an8}I can work with that. What's his name?

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{\an8}Well, the goofball is a girl.

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{\an8}Wh...  Her name is CC.

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{\an8}But the goofballs are just boys, right?

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{\an8}I mean, I guess it did turn into
a boys club, but she can absolutely join.

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{\an8}Gardening is for everyone.

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{\an8}Aw. My man is so inclusive.

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{\an8}Well, wonderful,
because there's no other option.

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{\an8}She can't stand golf,

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{\an8}and she says that podcasts
are for people who can't sit in silence.

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{\an8}Okay. Decent read on podcasts.

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{\an8}Hey, let me know
if, uh, you need any help.

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{\an8}New dynamics in the group
can be kind of tricky,

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{\an8}and I am sort of, you know,
the club father here at Abbott.

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{\an8}- The... what was that?
- The club... The club father.

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{\an8} I do wish there were more options
for the girls, though.

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{\an8}You know what? I'm gonna talk to Ava today

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{\an8}about allocating some funds
to start my fashion club,

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{\an8}or...  ...I can just let my outfit
do the talking for me.

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{\an8}It is... it is loud.

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{\an8} Right?

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{\an8}Well, I don't know
what I'm gonna do, Barb.

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{\an8}I think I'm just gonna have to kill him.

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{\an8}Well, let's get a second opinion.

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{\an8}- Okay.
- Oh.

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{\an8}Ms. Alomar, why don't you join us?

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Yeah, don't worry, it's not about work.
It's girl talk. Come on.

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All right, sure.

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- Go on, tell her what you told me.
- Oh, yeah. Okay.

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So I'm dating this guy, Captain Robinson,
and he forgot my guinea pig's birthday.

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And then has the nerve to tell me
it's not that big a deal.

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Mmm, mmm, mmm.

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I don't know what to do about it.

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I suggested she give him
the silent treatment.

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Oh, so no talking whatsoever?

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Precisely. He will know exactly
what you feel when you don't tell him.

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- Is that so?
- My mother did it.

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Her mother before her, she did it.

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You know, you pass these things
through generations for a reason.

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Like a recipe for relationships.

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I know I said I wasn't gonna
get involved in personal matters,

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but this is too good to pass up,

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this type of older woman
generational trauma is my crucible.

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It's like I'm a mechanic,

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and they're a car whose check-engine-light
has been on for decades.

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I can't not fix it.

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Ah, Ava. I want to start a fashion club.

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Unless you know how to fix the heat,
get out of my office.

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No, I'm serious.

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Look, I love fashion, and I think it could
be another creative outlet for our kids.

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Please, you bought that outfit
at Build-A-Bear.

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I'm gonna have to take over
your fashion club

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just like I had to take over
your step club.

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You didn't have to take over,
you just did.

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You are not capable
of running a fashion club.

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I almost made you
wear a uniform this year.

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Okay, I'm gonna prove to you that I can.

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I'm gonna make a presentation
that shows what the club will be about

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and why it's important
that we have it, and you'll see.

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You'll all see.

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Do you want this open or closed?

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- Closed, please.
- Okay.

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Okay, everyone,
say hi to the newest goofball, CC.

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That's a girl.

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Yes. Yes, it is, Terrence.
You have seen them before.

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Hi, everyone.

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But we're boys. This club's for boys.

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No, no, it's not.
Only boys have joined up until this point,

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but you don't need to be a boy
to harvest basil.

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It's garden goof boys, not goof girls.

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Again, no, it's not.
It's garden goofballs.

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Goofballs implies it's for boys.

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Okay, when I named it goofballs,
that's not what I meant,

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but if that's what you think
it's been this whole time,

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- then wow.
- So there's really just gonna be a girl

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- in here now?
- Yeah.

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It's gonna be fine. Okay?

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Hey, guys, what's up?

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That's a girl.

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I know you were just trying to say hi,

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but if you can leave some space

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between my car and your bike
when I'm driving, that'd be great.

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I wanted to make sure that you saw me,
but, yeah, don't ride so close. Got it.

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Now tell me, how did it go yesterday
with your newest girleen goofball?

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Not well. The boys iced her out.

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Oh, my God. Did any of 'em speak to her?
What did you do?

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- How did-- How did she react--
- It's 7:15.

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Can you please
ask me one question at a time?

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Yeah.

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Things were just off. Nobody was talking.

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It's... The goofballs doesn't work
if nobody's goofing.

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Look, I know you are too proud to ask,

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but I think I could be
of some assistance here.

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Mm-hmm. The space I asked you for
on the road, it also applies here.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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<i>Twenty more minutes, everyone.</i>

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I hope you got your own broom
because mine is busy.

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What's all this?

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I'm trying to put together a fashion club,
and I have to present some ideas to Ava.

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I can be of service.
I studied under Anna Wintour.

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She was working on the second floor,
and I was on the first.

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I don't think that you...

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Wait a second.

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So I want the kids to do projects,

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but I also want them
to learn about fashion history,

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and maybe I could use you.

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I used to be a model.

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I suppose I could try doing it
with my clothes on.

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Okay. So I've been learning
that during World War One,

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a lot of the men started wearing
high-waisted trousers,

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and Mr. Johnson,
you are pretty high-waisted.

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I'll save you the trouble. 36, 24. 36.

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All right. Well, I want to
put some clothes on you

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and then take some pictures
for this poster board.

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And if this takes off,

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I can use you to show the students
tailoring on a live model.

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Anything for the kids.

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Plus I need to update my portfolio.
I got a go-see next week.

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Okay, well,
meet me here right after school.

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- Okay. Clean this up.
- Okay.

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I'm not playing.

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- Thank you.
- Hey, ladies.

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I had so much fun
sitting with you the other day.

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Do you mind if I join again?

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- Please... Yeah.
- Please have a seat, Ms. Alomar,

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- so we can hear you.
-  Yeah.

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- So tall, amazing, statuesque.
-  Mmm.

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So how's it going with your guy?

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Haven't spoken in 14 hours.
He's in hell, so am I.

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Everything's going according to plan.

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You know, funnily enough, uh, I'm a little
upset with my boyfriend this week too.

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- Oh.
- Oh. Too bad.

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So I was wondering,
with this silent treatment,

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how long does it typically last?

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- As long as it takes.
- Yeah.

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Right? Indefinitely, if you need to.

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Isn't that weird, though, like,
not knowing when you're gonna make up?

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It's an if, dear, not a when.

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But couldn't it be a when if you just,
I don't know, talk to him?

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- Well. Yeah.
- Maybe.

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It might be easier than, you know,
stewing in feelings he's not aware of.

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And ignoring him for, like, a month.

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- Or longer.
- Or longer.

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Right, or longer.

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Okay, so let me get this right.
You talk to him,

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and then what-what are you expecting?

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He'd know how I feel,
and we could talk it out,

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and maybe resolve the problem.

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- Huh.
- Mmm.

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Anyway, just wanted to share
an option that's worked for me,

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but I'm sure your way
has its perks as well.

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Hey. Just checking in.
What's, uh, what's the temp today?

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Frigid. They're still not talking.

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Well, I am here
to help defrost the situation.

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After all, I am the club father.

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"My students are getting married."

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You got to stop
hanging out with Melissa, man.

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What's up, kids? We hanging, kicking it?

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Got room for one more?

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Sure.

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So, what are our thoughts
on the new Switch?

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I don't know. Never played it.

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Well, personally, I think
nothing could ever touch the GameCube.

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I don't even know what the "GameCube" is.

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Mr. C, did you really just come here
to talk about game consoles?

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Any other thoughts?

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- No.
- No.

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Very well.

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Looks like you all as a collective unit
are over this conversation.

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- You're welcome.
- What the hell was that?

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You know what, Gregory, sometimes I forget
that you are not as seasoned as I am.

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I just made myself the common enemy,

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and as someone who has accidentally
been the common enemy many times,

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I can attest it really helps
bring people together.

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Guys, just be yourselves, okay?

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We've had new members before,
it's no different.

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The Sixers are cursed.

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We need to get through
one season with no injuries.

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00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,667
Did you guys hear Phillies
getting a women's basketball team?

235
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:31,171
Anyway, uh, I think the Eagles got a shot
at the Super Bowl again this year.

236
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:34,759
Guys, be yourself more inclusively.

237
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:47,855
Hello, ladies. How are we today?
Any new girl talk updates?

238
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:51,650
Actually, yes.
Gerald and I were watching TV last night,

239
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:56,363
and he was open-mouth chewing
some cashews, rather loudly,

240
00:10:56,364 --> 00:11:00,492
and so I decided to address the issue
using your talking method.

241
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,411
You-You told him how it makes you feel?

242
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,246
I most certainly did.

243
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,455
I simply said,

244
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:12,462
"Gerald, your chewing those nuts
in my ear is driving me nuts."

245
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:13,589
Which was a good one.

246
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,966
Wow.
Okay, and how did he respond?

247
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,260
If you can believe it, wonderfully.

248
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:22,181
I don't know... the silent treatment is...
it's been working for me.

249
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,308
Well, I can't tell you
not to use your methods, Melissa,

250
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:26,268
but for me, and I guess Barbara here,

251
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,687
sometimes speaking directly
about how you're feeling

252
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,441
can be the healthier option.

253
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,110
I don't think
I like the way you just said that.

254
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,613
She's starting to sound
like that Zoom doctor

255
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,282
that I overhear every Tuesday night
from Jacob's room.

256
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:43,869
You are therapizing us.

257
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,579
I wouldn't say it like that.

258
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:48,790
Well, how about this,
Ms. Talk-about-your-feelings.

259
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:53,795
I feel like I've been doing a pretty
great job for the last couple of decades.

260
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:57,591
And I don't need
some Gen A therapy <i>Doogie Howser...</i>

261
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,843
- I'm 40.
-  ...coming in here

262
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:05,265
and telling me my communication style
with my lover is "unhealthy."

263
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,809
Mmm.

264
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,270
What she said.

265
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,572
{\an8}Okay, what did you guys do
with my basil plant?

266
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:24,160
{\an8}Oh, wow. Look at the size of that thing.
Must've grown overnight.

267
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,370
I know you guys replaced my plant.

268
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,622
Nah, you just got the magic touch.

269
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,040
Just give it back. This is dumb.

270
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:33,419
All right, all right, chill.
It's in the cabinet right there.

271
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,840
Wow, that was so stupid.

272
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:39,925
Nah, it's funny.

273
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,385
You just don't get it
because you're a girl.

274
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,220
No, I don't get it 'cause it's stupid.

275
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,139
You get that?

276
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,935
Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?

277
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,979
- Damn.
- They are pranking me,

278
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,107
and somehow they think this is funny.

279
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,401
That's still good.

280
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,695
See, you get it. It's a funny guy thing.

281
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,488
No, you guys are isolating her,

282
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,282
and you wouldn't be pranking her
if she were a boy.

283
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,534
Exactly.

284
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,830
Okay. This club is supposed to be
a safe space for gardening and community.

285
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:10,914
Anyone is welcome.

286
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,292
If you continue to make
CC feel like she's not,

287
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,086
then I will send all of you
to the principal's office.

288
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,921
Really, Mr. Eddie?

289
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,089
Really.

290
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,674
And if that's too much to ask,

291
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,511
then maybe you're not supposed
to be in this club anymore.

292
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,850
Your grades aren't bad, Brianna.
We just gotta get you showing up to class.

293
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,144
Ah! Ava, I have finished my presentation.

294
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,062
Janine, can't you see I'm with a student?

295
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,272
Sorry.

296
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,109
Hi, Brianna, this is only
gonna take a second, okay?

297
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:42,696
Hold on to your hats and forget
everything you knew about hats.

298
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,032
Fashion Club is gonna be huge.

299
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:49,578
We're talking live model demonstrations,
cross-decade trend analysis,

300
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:52,914
a deep dive into the fashions
of different social classes,

301
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,625
inventing a new kind of clothing,
the sock scot.

302
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,544
What's that? It's a sock ascot.

303
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,712
Okay, I'm cutting you off.

304
00:13:58,713 --> 00:13:59,796
Okay.

305
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,715
Despite you getting
Mr. Johnson and Knickerbockers,

306
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,258
the answer is still no.

307
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:06,178
Why? Can't you see my passion for fashion?

308
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,679
What I see is what you're wearing.

309
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,598
Look at my fit. Now look at yours.

310
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,518
You're not fashion.
It's not giving.

311
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,144
You did not eat.

312
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:18,023
Now sashay away before I sashay
something to offend you.

313
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,108
Okay.

314
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:23,112
I just really thought the school
could benefit from a club like this.

315
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:28,283
- Now, Brianna--
- Miss Teagues' club sounded cool.

316
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,451
No, it didn't.

317
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:34,122
I like Miss Teagues' outfits.
They're fun, not boring like our fits.

318
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,749
If I was in a club like that,

319
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,628
I think I'd be showing up
to this stank school more.

320
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,089
You need to get back to class.

321
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,756
Sorry, I'm late.

322
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:46,636
They were just giving this manure away.
Like, they ain't even know what they had.

323
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,348
- What's going on? Where the boys?
- I don't know.

324
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,725
Well, did they say anything
during the school day?

325
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:57,813
Nope. I guess
it's just the garden goofgirl now.

326
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,565
Okay, once again,
that is not how the club name works.

327
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,778
Although, right now it is accurate.

328
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:11,326
Found a few goofs in podcast club
I thought you might like to have back.

329
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,662
You all went to podcast club
instead of coming here?

330
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:16,748
And they would have been totally welcome
if we had enough mics to go around.

331
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,625
They did not bring the right vibe at all.

332
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,335
All right, so what's going on?

333
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,170
I know y'all think podcast club is corny.

334
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,089
Yeah, right.

335
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,133
Why didn't y'all show up?
Y'all got herbs growing in here.

336
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,384
You don't care about your herbs?

337
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,678
Of course we do.
Why would you say something like that?

338
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:33,807
It's just... I don't know, you got upset
at us for pulling a totally normal prank.

339
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:37,102
I got upset with you
for making this a place only for you.

340
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,479
Now when y'all joined the goofballs,
you wanted to have a place

341
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,774
where you can go and hang out
with your friends, right?

342
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,942
Why doesn't she get a chance to have that?

343
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,902
She throws off the vibe in here,
Mr. Eddie.

344
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:49,072
Oh, no, I can promise you
it's you all that's throwing off the vibe.

345
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,907
You just have to engage with her.

346
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,576
We don't know how to do that, though.

347
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:57,330
Okay, look, I'm not always
the best at talking to women--

348
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,624
Or men.

349
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,588
But the trick is to find something
you all have in common.

350
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,881
What do you think she wants to talk about?

351
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,592
I don't know.
Something girly like flowers?

352
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:09,677
Huh.

353
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,470
Well, you are in a gardening club,
you know that, right?

354
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,555
Okay.

355
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:16,642
Now, all I'm asking you to do
is get over there and try.

356
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,769
That's it. Just try.

357
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,066
When you first started here--

358
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,196
Oh, oh. Spatial awareness, Greg.

359
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,822
Get out of my classroom.

360
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:35,243
Ah! Strawberry on a tomato pincushion.

361
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,330
Didn't even get a chance
to learn what this does.

362
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,207
And what am I gonna wear
to the janitors' ball?

363
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:43,043
I was counting on you
to help me out-dress Mr. Ronson.

364
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:46,380
Heard he's turning Christian Siriano
into Christian Sirianyes.

365
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,091
I changed my mind,
you can do your fashion club.

366
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:50,843
Really?

367
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,346
What about all the mean stuff
you said about the way I dress,

368
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,015
and how I have zero fashion sense?

369
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,309
I stand by it.
I just changed my mind, okay?

370
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,770
Well, thank you.

371
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,897
All right. Come on, Mr. Johnson,
we got work to do.

372
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:07,025
That's the problem with being a muse.
Your work is never done.

373
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,861
I'm gonna walk away before I regret this.

374
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,363
I don't need Janine knowing
why I said yes.

375
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,533
It'd make her head so big,
it'd affect the tides.

376
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,077
Right?

377
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,161
Make her head so big,

378
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,914
the kids will be crying talking about,
"Why am I being taught by Megamind?"

379
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,958
And everybody be like,

380
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:26,461
"I didn't know Stewie from <i>Family Guy</i>
had a black twin sister."

381
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,880
Then she go to a concert
and Jay Leno will be like,

382
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,674
"If you don't move
your big ass head out the way..."

383
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,467
And then she--

384
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,386
- Oh, girl, please. Ooh.
-  Hey.

385
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,847
I just wanted to say I'm sorry
for doing secret therapy on you.

386
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,391
It was totally inappropriate.

387
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,018
Oh. No, no, no. Actually,
we were coming to you to apologize.

388
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,480
Yeah, it turns out your advice
was not as stupid as I thought it was,

389
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,524
because I tried the talking thing
with Captain Rob.

390
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,484
Well, one thing led to another,
we wound up going at it...

391
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,570
- No, you don't need to say any more.
- ...for, like, hours.

392
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,322
- I'm just happy it worked.
- It most certainly has.

393
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:58,076
You would not believe how many things
I've gotten Gerald to stop doing.

394
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,539
Come to find out,
he didn't know they made me mad.

395
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:05,750
And then, well, one thing led to another.

396
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,877
I-I really don't like
when you guys do that.

397
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:11,339
We are just so appreciative
of your wise counsel,

398
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:16,261
that from now on, we are coming to you
for any and all advice.

399
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,555
- But, um--
- I know what you're gonna say.

400
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,515
I don't want you to worry. I got a guy.

401
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,560
We're gonna get you a couch,
put it in your office. It's comfortable.

402
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,395
- Mm-hmm.
- We can sit on it for hours.

403
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:28,481
And maybe we should set up a calendar
to schedule our sessions.

404
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,108
I-I don't think we need a schedule--

405
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,943
No, you're right,
we'll just pop in as needed.

406
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,448
- And you were just so wonderful.
- Yes.

407
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,200
- And very tall. Yes.
- So tall.

408
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,036
-  Thank you.
- Thank you.

409
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:44,539
It's my own fault for getting involved.
Should've just left them alone

410
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,876
and watched the reality dating show
and judged from afar like a normal person.

411
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,920
-  So, uh, you like flowers?
- Yep.

412
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,298
That's cool.

413
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,510
Which is your favorite?

414
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:58,845
I like lilies.

415
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,555
Like, which kind, though?

416
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,683
Stargazer lilies, 'cause there's
a bunch of colors all in one flower.

417
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,311
They're vibrant. Anthocyanins at work.

418
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:10,690
Hey, uh, sorry about the giant plant
earlier, and the farts and stuff.

419
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,985
Don't worry about it.
It was low-key kind of funny.

420
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:16,947
Great news.

421
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:21,284
Call me André Leon Talley
because Ava approved my fashion club.

422
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,828
- That's amazing. Congratulations.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm. Thank you.

423
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,413
Call you who?

424
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,374
Oh. I will give you the lowdown
on high fashion later.

425
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:31,294
For now, I'm here to pick up CC
and rescue her from the Stinky Boys Club.

426
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,004
No offense.

427
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,507
CC, my sister in style.

428
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,717
Fashion Club is open for chicness.

429
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,053
So let's strut on down to my classroom.

430
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,973
Actually, I like it here.
Is that okay, Miss Teagues?

431
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,184
Yeah.

432
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:49,521
Yeah, yes, that is great, CC.
That's-That's okay.

433
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,232
You know what?
Fashion Club does sound cool.

434
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,402
I'm dripped out and I stay aura farming.

435
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:55,903
Can I go, Mr. Eddie?

436
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,282
Uh, absolutely, yeah,
it's your call, Gianni.

437
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,076
Oh, my God. Fashion Club is popping off.

438
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,870
- Gianni, is that Italian?
- I think so.

439
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:09,958
You know, some of the biggest fashion
houses in the world started in Italy.

440
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,835
I am so excited.

441
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:15,004
Never thought the first member
of Fashion Club would be a boy.

442
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:18,426
But that's on me.
It's pretty narrow-minded.

443
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,593
And I probably shouldn't have assumed

444
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:23,597
that CC would be into fashion
just because she's a girl.

445
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:25,933
Hmm.

446
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,184
I will examine that later.

447
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:31,020
For now, I'm gonna celebrate getting
this Fashion Club off the ground.

448
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:35,276
Dang, you're just gonna let Gianni
walk out here with your girl, Mr. Eddie?

449
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,655
Yeah, you're fitting right in.

450
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,367
Ava, Fashion Club is amazing.

451
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,454
I mean, so far
it's just Gianni, Brianna, and me,

452
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:50,415
but I think once word gets out,
everyone's gonna want to join.

453
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,209
Gianni's fly as hell.
You could probably learn a lot from him.

454
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,920
So, to thank you, I've put together this.

455
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,592
A lookbook, that's what we call
in the biz, of outfit ideas just for you.

456
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,512
{\an8}Okay, bye.

457
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,310
{\an8} I don't know how she did it.
It's sublime.

458
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:13,605
{\an8}She's like a tiny Law Roach
and I'm her Zendaya.

459
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:18,819
{\an8}And to think without this beautiful canvas
to work on and my unwavering support,

460
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,446
{\an8}she would have never discovered
her talents.

461
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:24,366
{\an8} Damn, I'm an inspiration.