1 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:06,173 [footsteps running] 2 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:08,842 Jakey, wakey-wakey! 3 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:11,470 [groans] 4 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:12,638 [shrieks] 5 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:16,642 Yeah, my brother Caleb is visiting. I know. It was a surprise to me too. 6 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:19,728 But he and Melissa really hit it off last time he was here, and when she found out 7 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:22,272 he was coming to Philly to apply for a personal training job, 8 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,149 she invited him to come stay with us. 9 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:26,818 In my room. In my bed. [exhales] 10 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:28,820 I miss my bed. 11 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:31,907 Good morning, sunshine. You hungry? 12 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:34,701 -Scrambled eggs and smiley-face pancakes? -[Melissa] Uh-huh. 13 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:35,994 [Caleb] What is this, heaven? 14 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,412 Where are my pancakes? 15 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,206 Oh, yeah. Sorry, I ran out of batter. 16 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:41,917 But I threw the first one in the trash if you want to dig it out. 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,212 I still don't understand why Caleb can't sleep in the guest room. 18 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:48,215 I told you. Because the guest room's for guests. Caleb's family. 19 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:52,261 Mel, do you think that maybe, um, Jacob could come to my room later? 20 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:55,472 [stammers] Because I rearranged the furniture and made a really sweet fort. 21 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,016 You can have whoever you want for company. It's your room. 22 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,101 No, it's not! 23 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,103 -Yes, it is. Mel said. She said. -No, it's not. 24 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,605 -I pay rent, Caleb. It's my room. -I called dibs, okay? I-- 25 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,274 [♪ "Hold 'Em" playing] 26 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:20,664 You all are doing so well, and you did excellent on these tests. 27 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:25,711 So now we are moving on to explore the deep blue sea. 28 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,421 [students cheer] 29 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:28,797 Things are really good. [chuckles] 30 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,551 I'm down to 37 students because I lost a few at the mall. 31 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,845 Not "lost" lost. 32 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:38,140 Lost because they transferred to other schools. [chuckles] 33 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,892 I mean, I'm so sad about it. 34 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:43,353 I miss them so much. 35 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,565 So who can tell me, what is the largest body of water on Earth? 36 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,568 You need to be more "Pacific." [chuckles] 37 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:51,361 -You see what I did there? -[Janine chuckles] 38 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,780 -Hey, Janine. You having a good day? -Yeah, yeah. 39 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:56,033 Excellent. So, things going well? 40 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,660 -They are. -Yeah. So, you enjoying life? 41 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:00,787 -Thanks for asking. Actually, I am. -Not anymore. 42 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:02,539 Come on in, y'all. 43 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,666 Um, Ava, who are these children? 44 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,002 Oh, these are transfers from McDowell Elementary. 45 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,463 Remember they stole our construction crew then we stole them back 46 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,048 -so we could get out of that mall? -Yeah. 47 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,925 Well, their floor collapsed, and then the city condemned their school, 48 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,177 so here you go. 49 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:18,138 Okay, but I'm already at 37 students, so five more is gonna put me at-- 50 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,514 Forty-two! 51 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:21,975 That is correct, Constance. Great job. 52 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:23,226 [chuckles] 53 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,646 -Good luck, girl. -No, A-Ava. 54 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:30,150 -[students clamoring] -O-Okay. Everyone, settle… settle down! 55 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:32,277 And what are your names? 56 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,281 Everything okay, bud? 57 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,533 Staring at that coffee maker like it broke your heart. 58 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:40,452 Yeah, I forgot to put in a new pot. 59 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:44,581 It's fine. I'm just gonna drink the leftover groundwater. 60 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,250 Good God, woman, why not just brew a new cup? Whoa. 61 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,711 Hot. Gross. I don't have the energy. 62 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:52,673 My class is off the walls. What is the word for "over overwhelmed?" 63 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:54,049 In English or Polish? 64 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,093 Swamped, crushed, distressed. 65 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,304 I just can't believe Ava dumped all those extra kids on ya. 66 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,932 Oh, and you've got Julisa in your class. 67 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:05,185 That little girl alone has enough energy to power a small city. 68 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,938 Her parents are actually getting her tested for ADHD soon. 69 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,899 So there might be an explanation for that. But she's not even a problem. 70 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,860 The problem is the sheer volume of children. 71 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,238 -And also the children's volume. -[scoffs] 72 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:20,075 Anyway, I am now off to the basement to see if I can find more desks. 73 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,662 You know, I'm glad Julisa is getting tested. 74 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:26,456 Yeah, me too. Maybe she can get some medication for that. 75 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,916 I just hope they really test her 76 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,960 and don't throw a pill at her the way they used to. 77 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,796 Oh, yeah. Remember the '90s? They were tossing out Ritalin 78 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,632 like Skittles to kids who didn't raise their hand before talking. 79 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:38,844 It was just easier to find a one-size-fits-all shortcut. 80 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,095 [Melissa] Mm-hmm. That's right. 81 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,722 Sometimes I don't even know if we need medication. 82 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,724 -[Melissa] Mm-mmm. -[Dominic] I have ADHD, 83 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,852 and if taking medication for it is a shortcut, 84 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,728 then it's a shortcut I choose every day. 85 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,564 Hey, you guys think I could pull that off? 86 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:51,940 [all] No. 87 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:53,942 -[Jacob] Why not? -You don't have the calves. 88 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,528 Alan Cumming, on the other hand: stunning. 89 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:59,239 Eh. You know what? None of his outfits really do it for me. 90 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,533 Yeah. They're all just so loud. We get it. 91 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:04,369 -[Melissa chuckles] -Seems like he's trying so hard. 92 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:05,537 And I know it sounds crazy, 93 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,415 but that is when Elijah and I fell in love with honky-tonk. 94 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,583 -[Gregory] Mmm. -[Ava sighs] 95 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,209 Jacob, enough with the "honk talk." 96 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,920 Gregory and Melissa, you're up next on the PE rotation. 97 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,005 -Oh. All right. -Okay. 98 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,756 Wait, wait. We still need a gym teacher. 99 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,842 My brother Caleb's looking for a job. 100 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,261 I mean, he was hoping to get hired to reflate The Rock, 101 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,596 but I bet he would do this. 102 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:25,390 I have so many other priorities before I hire a gym teacher, 103 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:26,933 like leaving this conversation. 104 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:29,644 Yeah, stop trying to weasel your way into Ava's inner circle. 105 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,980 It's just me and her against the world. 106 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:33,857 Guys, don't you think Caleb would kill it? 107 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,859 Didn't he actually kill Melissa's uncle? 108 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,153 No, no, he just didn't know how to check for a pulse, 109 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:41,281 and so he wrongly pronounced him dead. But he's learned. He's grown. 110 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,784 Okay. Listen, I love Caleb like he's my son, 111 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,870 but the thing about teaching PE is you gotta be a coach to these kids. 112 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,748 You gotta treat them like little players on a little football team 113 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,958 so you can get the most out of their little bodies. 114 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:54,586 Yeah, I think we can handle it till we get a real replacement. 115 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:57,672 I mean, not to brag, but I'm somewhat of a gym shark myself. 116 00:04:58,465 --> 00:04:59,925 Never met a leg day I didn't like. 117 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,010 Then accept my squat challenge. 118 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:03,094 No. 119 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:06,306 I've seen Mr. J's quadriceps. Ain't no joke. 120 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:09,017 If he were to beat me, that would damage my impression of myself, 121 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,602 and I'm not risking that. 122 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,771 And that's when you tell the one, 123 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:15,106 -"Oh, you carry." -[students clamoring] 124 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,942 -What was that? -I dropped my pen. 125 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,068 Dropped your pen? 126 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,487 [students gasping] Whoa! 127 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,948 No, no, no. I don't know what they do in your other school, 128 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,742 but this classroom is a no-flip zone, okay? 129 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,539 -Where did you get that? -My quiver. Duh. 130 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:31,790 Stop aiming that at me. 131 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,167 Stop walking where I'm aiming. 132 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:37,796 You pick something to stare at, and then you kind of hurl your body into the air. 133 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,674 -Cool. -No. No flipping. Especially you, Matty. 134 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,093 You have a low center of gravity. You can't handle it. No. 135 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:47,430 -[thuds] -[students laughing] 136 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,015 I need a teacher's aide. 137 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:52,519 What did you say? 138 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:54,771 I need a teacher's aide. 139 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,523 Get your sweaty palms off my desk. 140 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,276 Why do you need an aide? You can't handle a couple more kids? 141 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:03,697 No, I can't. Okay? "A couple of kids" just sent it over the tipping point, 142 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,782 and now they are out of control. I need help. 143 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,158 You can say that again. 144 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:08,994 I'll see what I can do before you flip out. 145 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,872 [stammering] Why would you say flipping? Nobody's flipping. 146 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:15,375 This is why I need a "goodbye" sign. Get out of my office, weirdo. 147 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:20,171 And tomorrow we will learn about one of the worst sequels ever made, 148 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:21,256 World War II. 149 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,800 Hey. You got a minute? 150 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,385 Yeah. 151 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,307 I could use some advice. 152 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,226 Oh. Come in. Sit. 153 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,854 Let me share my wisdom. 154 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,898 I don't want to make a big thing of this, 155 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:41,276 but that conversation in the lounge yesterday, I can't shake it. 156 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:44,070 Oh, I totally hear you. 100%. On the same page. 157 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,490 -But what are you talking about? -Well, Mrs. Howard 158 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:50,910 and Ms. Schemmenti were talking, and Mrs. Howard shared some opinions 159 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,038 that didn't sit right with me, 'cause I'm that way. 160 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:54,998 So it was a little offensive. 161 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,542 Oh, my God. I-I didn't realize you were… 162 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,377 [scoffs] Well, I am. 163 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:03,256 I caught Barb's microaggression when she called Alan Cumming loud. 164 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,216 But I didn't know anybody else had. 165 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:09,888 [scoffs] My gaydar clearly needs a tune-up because it did not go off at all. 166 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:13,850 [chuckles] It's so nice to finally have another queer teacher at this school. 167 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,186 I don't like to talk about it. It's just, 168 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,147 I don't think Mrs. Howard really gets the struggle. 169 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,649 [sputters] No, she does not. 170 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:23,652 And it was hard hearing her being so flippant about it. 171 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,237 -I hear you, brother. -Do they talk like that often? 172 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:28,782 You know, it's sad. I barely even notice anymore. 173 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,117 Does anyone else know? 174 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,453 No. You're the only person I've told at Abbott. 175 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:36,206 Well, what about your family? How did they handle it? 176 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,290 They kind of knew all along. 177 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,583 -Yeah. -Explained a lot. 178 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:39,918 [chuckles] 179 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,212 Well, I promise it gets better. 180 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:45,548 It has. Yeah. See, you get it. 181 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,509 If it's bothering you, you could talk to Barbara. 182 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:50,136 I don't know. I don't want to rock the boat. 183 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,222 You know what? Why don't I talk to her? 184 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,349 I will leave your name out of it. 185 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:57,352 Sometimes I can be so subtle, it's like I said nothing at all. 186 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:00,772 [students clamoring] 187 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,190 [Janine] Daniel, sit down. 188 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,944 Guys, stop doing that dance. It is inappropriate. 189 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,780 -Why? -I can't even explain. 190 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:12,867 -Argh. It's always some struggle with you. -Is that what you came in here to say? 191 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:14,077 Yes. 192 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,996 -And also, good news: I got you an aide. -Oh. 193 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,874 In fact, I got you the best aide this district has to offer. 194 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:24,629 She's multitalented, multifaceted, multi-award-winning, 195 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:27,674 holder and defender of the best teacher's aide certificate 196 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,300 -three years and counting… -Oh, no. 197 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:32,303 -…Ashley Garcia! -[exclaims] 198 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:33,972 -[thuds] -[objects clattering] 199 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,557 I'm back. I'm back. 200 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,058 Where are your shoes? 201 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,143 [Ashley stutters] 202 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:41,688 [chuckles] 203 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,649 Ashley, why don't you go introduce yourself to the students 204 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,317 while I talk with Ava really quickly? 205 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,236 -Okay, good idea. -And put your shoes on. 206 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:52,073 Hey, everyone. I'm Miss Garcia, 207 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:56,536 and I hope you're thirsty, because I'm a "Kool-Aid." 208 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,080 -[Ava] She said "Kool-Aid." -[Janine] Yeah. 209 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,874 [both laughing] 210 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,543 Ava, I asked you for help, not a 43rd student. 211 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,546 Well, she's the only aide available, so take her or leave her. 212 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:09,549 -I'd like to leave her, please. -You can't. This is why I never help you. 213 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,677 I already filled out the paperwork, and you need to be careful what you beg for. 214 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,846 What you want me to do, send out another email? 215 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:17,223 Come on, Ms. Teagues. You gotta get in on this. 216 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:20,643 No. No. Can you stop? You know what that means. 217 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,728 Set, hut. 218 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,480 [whistle blows] 219 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,607 Are you sitting, or are you leaning? 220 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,901 -Leaning. -Come on. Sit like you mean it. 221 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:32,489 Really sit into it. Knees, 90 degrees. Core, activated. 222 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:36,076 -Feel that burn. Feels good, doesn't it? -No. 223 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,285 [whistle blows] 224 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,997 You call that the Brotherly Shove? What is that? 225 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:44,918 It is 4th and 2. There are three seconds left on the clock. 226 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,003 Do you even want to make the playoffs? 227 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,422 Can we play a normal game like tag? 228 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,717 You wanna play tag instead of practicing the most effective play 229 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,803 in the history of football? 230 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,347 -Now get to tush-pushing. -[whistle blows] 231 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,891 Come on. The last 30 seconds are the most rewarding. 232 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,101 Do not stop now. 233 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,062 We getting to the end of the rainbow. 234 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,230 [knocks on door] 235 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,858 -May I have a word with you? -Please come in. 236 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,653 I want to talk to you about something you said the other day 237 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,571 when you were talking to Melissa. 238 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:18,827 I just want to encourage you to be a little more thoughtful when you speak 239 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:21,412 and to consider the people around you. 240 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,873 To whom and what are you referring? 241 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,793 I am not at liberty to say. 242 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:30,130 Well, Jacob, if I wanted to read a mystery novel, 243 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,631 I would go to the library. 244 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:34,676 So please leave. I have gold stars to distribute. 245 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,470 Look, just be careful what you say and who you say it around, 246 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,973 especially when bicon Alan Cumming is involved. 247 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:43,101 I do not understand what it is you are talking about, 248 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:46,813 but if I agree with you, will you go away? 249 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,775 -Absolutely. -Wonderful. Thank you. 250 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:55,655 Have a seat, please. Guys, what is with the paper? 251 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,575 Um, do you mind keeping it down in here? Some of us are trying to work. 252 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,201 Not me, but some of us. 253 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:03,454 Well, this isn't working. Ashley is making things worse. 254 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,499 Oh, no. This isn't an invitation for you to complain. Figure it out. 255 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,503 Hey, guys, quiet coyote. Quiet coyote. 256 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,422 Ocean, put that arrow down. 257 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,340 Constance, get away from the sink. 258 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,967 Jamir. No, drop the chalk. 259 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,719 Take that out of your mouth. 260 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,889 Hey, Marissa. I said no tattoos, okay? 261 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,391 If you want to calm them down, I know a trick. 262 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:27,020 I mean, by all means, Ashley, your help is welcome at any time. 263 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,901 Except for now. Who is that, and why am I looking at him? 264 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:37,363 It's Paul Walter Hauser as Richard Jewell from the movie Richard Jewell. 265 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:40,283 If you just hold up this picture of him, the kids will be quiet. 266 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,367 It works every time. 267 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:44,370 Ashley, I've been teaching for a very long time now, 268 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,540 so I'm not exaggerating when I say that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 269 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,876 Look, it's been three years since you saw me. 270 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,711 I've learned a lot, watched a lot of movies. 271 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,672 I'm a three-peat Aide of the Year with 1,000 followers on Letterboxd. 272 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,216 You think those things aren't related? 273 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,636 All right, here's what we're gonna do. We'll split the classroom into two, okay? 274 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,096 You take the left side. I'll take the right side. 275 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,558 I said, you take the left side. 276 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:09,270 Oh, you meant "left" left. [chuckles] I thought you meant stage left. My bad. 277 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:14,025 Proper stretching prevents injury, okay? So focus up. 278 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,652 -Where are y'all going? -[Caleb] Melissa. 279 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,819 -Melissa. -Get down. 280 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,406 Jacob and Caleb, what are you doing here? 281 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,159 So I overheard some students saying that they weren't having 282 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,911 the most amazing time in gym class. 283 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,955 No, you heard wrong, 'cause they love this class. 284 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,539 No, we hate it. 285 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,041 -She hates everything. -She's got an attitude. 286 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,877 I just thought maybe you could use some help, and so I brought Caleb. 287 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,004 Maybe he could take the wheel for a little bit. 288 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,466 Look, I know you guys look at me and you just see a ripped TikTok trainer, 289 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,550 but I'm more than that. 290 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:42,220 I was also a ripped camp counselor for five years 291 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,764 and a ripped junior trainer in the kids zone at my last gym. 292 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,057 I can do it. 293 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,978 -Come on, just give the boy a chance. -Come on. Put me in, coach. 294 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,605 Okay, here, fine. 295 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,983 These are the plays we're working on. Whistle. Good luck. 296 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,526 [whispering] Whistle. Plays. Yeah. 297 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,821 Start with seven sets of Bulgarian split squats, okay? 298 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,072 Play nice. 299 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,156 [whistle blows] 300 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,908 Attention, fitness freaks. 301 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,910 Who's ready to have some fun, huh? 302 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,746 -[students] Yeah. -[blowing whistle in rhythm] 303 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,833 Fun? Yeah, physical education is not supposed to be fun. 304 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,751 Yeah. It's supposed to make you hate your life. 305 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,837 -Yes. -Is nothing sacred anymore? 306 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,921 [students chattering] 307 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,009 Then reach up. Very good, very good. 308 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,219 Okay, keep that going. I'll be right back. 309 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,973 Hey. What do you guys think? How am I doing out there? 310 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,391 It's not what I would have done, 311 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,352 but the kids do seem to be enjoying themselves. 312 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,980 Yeah, you are weirdly good at this. 313 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,316 -Why? What is your secret? -That's my job. 314 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:39,902 Kids don't need to burn as many calories or gain muscle mass like adults do. 315 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,195 -I knew that. -Plus, 316 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,281 you know, they actually like these activities. 317 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,408 That little girl's asleep. 318 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,202 No, no. That's called corpse pose. It's great for recovery. 319 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,287 [Melissa] Mm-hmm. 320 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,330 Oh, wait. No. No, yeah, she's asleep. 321 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,749 Also great for recovery. 322 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,209 Bye, y'all. Enjoy your lunch. 323 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,879 -Hey, Dom. -What's up? 324 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,508 So I had a very productive conversation with Barb. 325 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,635 It's just that generation, you know? 326 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,180 Thanks, man. It just gets to me sometimes. 327 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,307 What if she says something like that to a student? 328 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,018 Exactly. But, um, she heard me, 329 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,896 and don't worry, I did not tell her you were gay. 330 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,314 Okay, good. 331 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,565 Uh, why would you? 332 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,235 No, I would never. It-It is your truth to share. 333 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,988 -It's not, though. -Yeah, no, I-I get it. 334 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:28,493 [chuckles] It wasn't easy for me to come out either, but you are not alone. 335 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,036 I'm also not gay. 336 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,623 Yeah, okay, I just feel like we're going backwards here, man. 337 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,584 You know, I already know. Remember? You told me. 338 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,212 No, I didn't, because I'm not gay. 339 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,130 Is this what you talked to Mrs. Howard about? 340 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,466 No… 341 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,552 -[exhales sharply] -Or rather, yes, but kinda no. 342 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:50,348 So, if you're not gay, what made you uncomfortable in the lounge? 343 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,558 I have ADHD. 344 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,435 Gay-DHD? 345 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,563 -No, straight-DHD. -Damn. 346 00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:00,149 I take medication for it, and it really helps me. 347 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,735 So when Mrs. Howard said… [sighs] 348 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,614 Stuff like that is part of the reason why medication is still stigmatized. 349 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,741 Well, first of all, thanks for sharing that with me. 350 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,618 -You're welcome. -Second, uh, 351 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,913 we might have a bit more work to do with Barb, 352 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:17,583 but I could circle back and I could pretend to get a call from my pharmacist-- 353 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,294 You know what, man? Thank you very much for all your help. 354 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,379 I'll take it from here. 355 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,463 Okay. 356 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,467 [clamoring] 357 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,388 Ashley, my side can't focus. 358 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:34,559 I know that you think splitting up the classroom is a good idea, 359 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,145 but, and hear me out, it is not working. 360 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,980 Oh. You don't think it's working? 361 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,481 No. 362 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,276 Is it time to bring down the house with Hauser? 363 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:48,656 Ashley, there is no way a stupid picture of Paul Walter Hauser 364 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,159 is gonna calm down 42 second-- 365 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,243 [clamoring stops] 366 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:58,916 How? 367 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,668 [chattering] 368 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:01,878 [Janine] Hey, hey, hey. 369 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,047 Back to reading. 370 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,425 [Ashley] I learned two years ago 371 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,178 that much like a slice of cheese being thrown on a crying baby's head, 372 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:13,848 Paul Walter Hauser as Richard Jewell in Richard Jewell disorients the mind 373 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:18,144 of anyone under 12 years old into complete silence. 374 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,312 Trust me. 375 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,565 -[whispering] Hey, Ashley. -Shh! We're reading. 376 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,651 -It was me. -Oh. [chuckles] 377 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,697 Can you make this quick? I'm getting to the good part. 378 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,490 Okay, um… 379 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,534 I owe you an apology. 380 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:38,706 Facts. And I think you, like the FBI, owe Richard Jewell an apology. 381 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:42,293 -Yeah, I-I owe you both an apology. -Mm-hmm. 382 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,170 I learned a lot in my first years of teaching, 383 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,048 and I shouldn't have assumed that you wouldn't have done the same. 384 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,174 -Thank you. -Yeah. 385 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,134 -Thank me. -Thank you. 386 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,386 Of course, girl. What else y'all want to talk about? 387 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:55,431 How Janine's getting worse at teaching? How she's lying about being short? 388 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,310 When has holding up a picture of a white man ever stopped me? 389 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,062 [chuckles] Think about it. 390 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,981 Why would she need those big-ass feet if her body is really small? 391 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,318 Mrs. Howard, can we talk? 392 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,986 Sure. What's on your mind? 393 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,947 Well, it's not something I usually talk about, 394 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,324 so it's kind of difficult for me to articulate. 395 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,868 Sweetheart, if you could just pick up the pace a bit, please. 396 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,204 I have a dinner date with my new grandbaby. 397 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,832 Well, the other day in the lounge, something that you said bothered me. 398 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:25,378 Why is everybody talking in riddles, and what am I saying? 399 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,339 I'm not good at the first one, and I don't remember the second. 400 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,049 It was about ADHD. 401 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,217 Oh. 402 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,721 I have ADHD. I was diagnosed in middle school. 403 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:39,809 You were always a rambunctious student, but I had no idea. 404 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,353 Yeah, my doctor actually suggested medication, 405 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:45,314 but because of the stigma around it, I didn't want to try it. 406 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,651 It wasn't until college when I finally decided to give it a shot, 407 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,902 got a prescription. 408 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,072 It really helped me. And it still does. 409 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,658 I'm happy that you took action for yourself. 410 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,742 Thank you. 411 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:01,998 I worry that calling it a shortcut might make some of the students feel ashamed. 412 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:06,877 First of all, I'm sorry if I made you feel anything less than good, Dominic. 413 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:11,340 That is the last thing that I would want, and I promise you in the future, 414 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,343 I will be more careful about how I use my words. 415 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,305 -I really appreciate that, Mrs. Howard. -All right. 416 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,515 [Dominic sighs] 417 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,600 Anything else? 418 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,685 I'm not gay. See you later. 419 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,186 Okay. 420 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,482 He's got the first graders playing freeze tag to practice balance. 421 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,485 [Melissa] Yeah, middles are Hula-Hooping for focus and endurance. 422 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,030 Got the big kids doing yoga for flexibility. 423 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,324 I am so proud. 424 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,326 Of myself for being right. 425 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:41,871 Hell, yeah, little buddy. That's that confidence we talked about. 426 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,624 Listen, Ava, I know he's my son… 427 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,042 -Literally not. -Congratulations. 428 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,045 The kid is undeniable. You've gotta hire him. 429 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,506 I only do nepotism hires for Black people. Plus, he doesn't have proper credentials. 430 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:56,385 You didn't have a single credential when you started here, and that worked out. 431 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,095 Kind of. 432 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,890 Sort of. Eventually. I mean, we getting there. 433 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,393 Freeze tag rules. You're the best, Coach C. 434 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,312 No, you're the best, Lonnie. 435 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:07,813 Cool. 436 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,274 Look at that. You have to hire him. 437 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:14,904 My God, okay. But only part time, and he has to get all his credentials, 438 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,824 which I assume is just running a mile and learning how to blow a whistle. 439 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,118 Maybe now I'll get my room back. [chuckles] 440 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,039 Maybe I'll never get my room back. 441 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,377 Now, the mini Zen garden is great for focus. 442 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:32,588 -Okay. -And the lava lamp is really good-- 443 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,924 Let me guess that one. Mood regulation. 444 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:38,594 Close, but no. It just enhances grooviness. 445 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,721 Wow. You really have thought of everything. 446 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,807 -It is amazing how locked in you are now. -I know. 447 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,517 Ashley, come on. 448 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,937 My algorithm overheard O'Shon talking about software deployment, 449 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,522 and now it thinks I'm an army wife. 450 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,108 I need you to reset it. How many videos can you watch in an hour? 451 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,402 -You wouldn't believe me if I told you. -[Janine] Wait. 452 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,904 Ashley, we're in the middle of something important. 453 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,824 Sorry, girl. You know I'm still deeply unserious. [chuckles] 454 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,200 Duty calls. 455 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,203 Can you at least tell me what the hot sauce does? 456 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,831 Sprinkle it by the door. You'll see. 457 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,207 I have no idea what it does, 458 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,794 but maybe like me… [whispers] …it'll prove itself. 459 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,217 What the hell do you think you're doing? 460 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,387 I don't know. But we're about to find out. 461 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,559 I'll clean it up. Sorry. 462 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:31,105 Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, 463 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,481 and nothing but the truth, 464 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,191 -so help you God? -Yes. 465 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:37,445 -[device beeps] -So, you do this for all the new hires? 466 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,196 Uh-huh. Standard protocol. 467 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,281 First question. 468 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,075 -What's your full name? -Caleb Whitney Hill. 469 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,369 -[device beeps] -Are you sure about that? 470 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,330 -Y-Yes? -[device chimes] 471 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,999 Interesting. 472 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,083 [typing] 473 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,169 Where do you live? 474 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,795 -At Jacob's house. -[device beeps] 475 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:57,173 -[chuckles] Sorry. At Melissa's house. -Which one is it? 476 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,675 -Jacob's house. I mean, Melissa's house! -[device chimes] 477 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,053 Earlier today, you and I did the squat challenge. 478 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,347 Who won by a landslide? 479 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,266 -Well, I did. -[device beeps] 480 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,519 -You… You did, sir. You did, sir. -[device chimes] 481 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,438 -You're damn right I did. -[device beeps] 482 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,152 Don't you ever forget it.