1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,586 Ooh. You guys got compatible lovers. 2 00:00:03,587 --> 00:00:07,590 Hear that? Me and famed supermodel Iman are compatible as lovers. 3 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:08,674 Inappropriate. 4 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,051 And what is this? 5 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:13,012 It's, uh, Celebrity Celestial Sweethearts, an app that determines your compatibility 6 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,680 with celebrities based on your birth chart. 7 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:15,932 - You wanna try? - Hell yeah. 8 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,184 - Absolutely not. - Okay, when were you born? 9 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,269 When were you born? 10 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:22,480 Okay, I'm in. Go ahead. 11 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,565 - Uh, and which celebrity would you like-- - Stanley Tucci. 12 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,068 Naturally. 13 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:29,820 {\an8}- Says you're doomed. - Mm-hmm. 14 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,365 See? That's why I chose not to participate. 15 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,076 Satan cannot get in if you do not unlock the door. 16 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,578 - Check Jon Bon Jovi. - Okay. 17 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,205 Also doomed. 18 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,831 Man, you know what? 19 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:43,793 Mercury is in retrograde is what's happening. 20 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,254 Try me and Stanley Tucci. 21 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,214 Okay. 22 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,674 Says you're soulmates. 23 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,510 Up top. 24 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,488 Looks like that's trash. 25 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,659 Oh, no. It's April Fools' Day. 26 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:18,119 - Ugh! - Ugh. 27 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,288 {\an8}Dun dun da. 28 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:23,249 {\an8}Time for the worst person you know to think they're funny all of a sudden. 29 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,333 {\an8}I hate April Fools' Day. 30 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:27,336 {\an8}People shouldn't have to go an entire day in fear of someone pranking them. 31 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,964 {\an8}Who even came up with this holiday? Some... 32 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:33,134 {\an8}- ...idiot, that's who. - Fool was right there. 33 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:37,054 - Speaking of fools, where is Morton? - Ha! 34 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,347 Every April Fools' Day, 35 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:41,100 Morton goes above and beyond with his terrible pranks, 36 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,353 which makes him even more annoying than usual. 37 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,063 The only trick I want to see Morton pull is 38 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:49,109 a disappearing act, straight out of my life forever. 39 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:51,861 - Actually, he called out sick. - All right. 40 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:52,945 {\an8}- Yes. - Yes. 41 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,530 {\an8}Good. I'm glad he's not here. 42 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,825 {\an8}That man walks around here on April Fools' Day like he's the king. 43 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,118 {\an8}Your coffee, Ava. 44 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,537 {\an8}I thought I told you to curtsey when you bring this to me. 45 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,581 {\an8}Is this my favorite flavor, or that terrible kind you like? 46 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:06,084 {\an8}Yes, Ava, of course it's your favorite. 47 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,003 {\an8}I'm just glad I can relax, 48 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:11,589 {\an8}don't have to worry about Morton and his god-awful pranks. 49 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:13,924 {\an8}Mm-hmm. Remember when he put toothpaste in the Oreos, 50 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:16,969 {\an8}and I had to eat five before I realized there was no new fluoride flavor? 51 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,888 {\an8}Yeah, or when he gave me the fake scratcher 52 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,598 {\an8}to make me think I hit the jackpot. 53 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:23,309 I had already put a deposit down on my very own hot tub. 54 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,269 Well, with Morton gone, I'm sure it's going to be 55 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,480 a very nice and pleasant day. 56 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,939 - Mmm. - Yes, ma'am. 57 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,524 Looking forward to a prank-free day of peace. 58 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,193 We don't have to look over our shoulder. 59 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,611 Oh! 60 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:34,862 - Are you okay? - Are you-- 61 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:35,947 Why? 62 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:39,326 Who? 63 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,952 Wha... What on earth? 64 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,329 What the hell? 65 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,914 {\an8}You see, this is what I'm talking about. 66 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,624 {\an8}Who would even think to do something like this? 67 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:49,126 {\an8}Somebody who doesn't give a rat's ass about the environment. 68 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,753 {\an8}I don't know. 69 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:52,046 {\an8}I kind of feel right at home. 70 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:54,423 {\an8}Oh. Seems like the culprit left us a note. 71 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,509 {\an8}Oh. 72 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,928 "You thought you were safe. You're not." 73 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:02,599 Flip it one more time to see if it's only addressed to you. 74 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,101 {\an8}That is the handwriting of a child. 75 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:07,978 {\an8}If it's kids doing this instead of Morton, it's worse. 76 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,189 {\an8}They're nimble and undivorced. 77 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,567 {\an8}And there's way too many of them. We'll never catch them all. 78 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,945 {\an8}You need to do something, Ava. We cannot have all of these pranks. 79 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,321 {\an8}It's gonna disrupt classes. 80 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,865 {\an8}Oh. That sounds like a teacher problem that has nothing to do with me 81 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,826 {\an8}because I don't get pranked. 82 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:24,620 {\an8}Never have, never will. So if you need me, don't. 83 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:27,666 {\an8}I'm gonna lock myself in the office for the rest of the day. Um... 84 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,585 Keep the door to the teachers' lounge locked from now on. 85 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:32,503 Godspeed. 86 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,046 Um... 87 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,340 All right, well, once again it is up to us. 88 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,843 Maybe we can talk to the kids and get them to stop? 89 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:39,927 Mmm. 90 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,012 You know what? 91 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,932 {\an8}I'm not doing this all day with these damn kids. 92 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,600 April Fools' Day needs to be eradicated, 93 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,602 and while I may not be able to bring it down nationally, 94 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,355 I can stop the bleed in my own classroom. 95 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:51,982 Action's imminent. 96 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,319 Ava, what are you doing? 97 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,115 What's it look like? Captains don't go down with their ship. 98 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:04,618 I hate practical jokes. It's why I became a prepper. 99 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:08,372 After all, what are natural disasters if not Mother Nature's cruelest pranks? 100 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,249 I got a reputation to uphold. 101 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,295 I don't get got. Got it? Now protect me with your life. 102 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:17,131 Dia, don't walk away from me. 103 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:19,258 I'm walking to my desk. 104 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:22,262 Oh. Well, take your pulse while I take my nap. 105 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:24,889 Is that an eye patch? 106 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,850 I have to sleep with one eye open. 107 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:34,982 Okay, so I know that April Fools' Day is super fun, 108 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:39,738 but we need to focus on the fun work we have to do here today. 109 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,740 I'm talking word problems people, right? 110 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,409 Now, who wants to tell me... 111 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,417 Uh... 112 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:56,797 That's great, guys. It's good stuff. It's a good one. 113 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,011 Okay. I take it back. This is not a good one. 114 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,639 Guys, this isn't a good one. 115 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:07,849 What kind of glue is this? 116 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:13,479 Now, you know that I have gotten into my fair share of shenanigans. 117 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,065 Like, when I was a kid, 118 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:19,402 I put a for-sale sign in front of Pete Girardi's house. 119 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,656 And... then someone offered his parents a boatload of money, 120 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,158 and they had to move, which was... 121 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,409 That actually was kind of sad. 122 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:30,496 But anyway, no one likes a good time more than your girl. 123 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,499 You know what I mean. 124 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:34,459 It's not that funny. 125 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:40,089 Okay, that is going too far! 126 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:42,300 Cowboys? That's not funny! 127 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,134 That is not... 128 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,137 Why won't it-- 129 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,973 Some things... Stop laughing. 130 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,725 Some things are not funny. 131 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:54,563 April Pools' Day. Billiards, anyone? 132 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,524 I don't know if you noticed, but your kids aren't here. 133 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,527 I did notice that, but thank you, Mr. Johnson. 134 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,654 I'm trying to come up with alternatives for April Fools' Day. 135 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,072 So what you got? 136 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,157 April Cools' Day. 137 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:09,201 It's when everyone turns up their AC. It's pretty chill. 138 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,661 April Jewels' Day. 139 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,538 It's when you wear your favorite jewels. 140 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:15,833 Uh, this one's fun. April Rules Day. 141 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,545 I thought you were serious about this. 142 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:20,839 That's it. 143 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:23,507 Mr. Johnson, you're a genius. 144 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:25,385 Tell me something I don't hear everyday. 145 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,053 - I don't know who's gonna see me in that. - Look! 146 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,930 - Oh, they got you with the glue, huh? - Yes. 147 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:32,600 You look like a little samurai holding that thing. 148 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,934 What did they do to you? 149 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:36,270 - Those little menaces. - Yeah. 150 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,398 They hacked my smartboard, 151 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:44,612 and they put me in Cowboys' gear. 152 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:47,114 Hey, Janine, give me a Kleenex. 153 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:49,783 I'm... Uh... 154 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,785 - Jacob, can you get it? It-It-It's a snap. - Yeah. 155 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:54,246 It's really easy if your hands aren't glued. 156 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,290 - Um. - Yes. Thank you. 157 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:57,666 You know what? 158 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:01,337 These pranks are worse than anything Morton ever came up with. 159 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,672 Yeah, we're not prepared for this. This is a whole other level. 160 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:04,757 - Yeah. - Yeah. 161 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,675 Who have they gotten so far? Me, Gregory, 162 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:07,968 - Melissa. - Me! 163 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,804 I know they're saving a big one for me, 164 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,641 but I think I'm doing a pretty good job at playing it cool. 165 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,100 I hate this day. I wish it would end. 166 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,936 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 167 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,146 Have they gotten to Barbara yet? 168 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,316 Barbara. 169 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,568 All right. We are going to read... 170 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,528 - Yo, Barb. - Are you okay? 171 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,238 Yeah, why wouldn't I be? 172 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,157 They're pranking us with some serious heat. 173 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,867 Yeah, and you or I might be next. 174 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:35,120 Oh, nonsense, Jacob. I am Barbara Howard. 175 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,872 These children wouldn't prank me. 176 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:39,750 - But, Barb-- - I thank you for your concern, 177 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,670 but I've got to read to my class. 178 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:43,296 All right. 179 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:47,966 All right, now remember we say excuse me. 180 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,593 That was you. 181 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:55,558 Ooh. What is happening to me? 182 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,893 Damn, Barb, what'd you eat last night? 183 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,023 Oh, my God, this is her worst nightmare. 184 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,441 - Ow. - Sorry. 185 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,784 Satan's vapors! 186 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:15,537 {\an8}I have been got! 187 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,748 Damn, Barb, a whoopee cushion? That's the oldest trick in the book! 188 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:22,584 To be perfectly clear, it wasn't me! 189 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:25,588 I do not pass gas at work or ever. 190 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,173 - Barb. - Or ever! 191 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,803 A refined woman, such as myself, does not break wind... 192 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:34,848 She is the wind. 193 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:37,850 No, no. 194 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,768 Oh, this cannot be tolerated. 195 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:42,439 Look, I agree with Barb. Look at my hands! 196 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,314 - Damn. You ashy. - Oh. 197 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:48,318 Jesus, is that leftover glue or shredded skin? 198 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,696 It's funny you should ask. It's a painful combination of both! 199 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,990 - These kids are ruthless! - Tell me about it. 200 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,658 They swapped my mop water for Sprite. 201 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:57,494 Mopped the whole third floor before I even thought of doing a taste test. 202 00:08:57,495 --> 00:09:00,080 It's lemony fresh, but not the way you want. 203 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,832 Well, they still haven't gotten me yet, 204 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,585 which is somehow worse than getting pranked 205 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,420 because every waking moment is an anxiety-ridden nightmare, 206 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,047 which maybe is the prank. 207 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,799 - I don't think so, buddy. - Yeah, no. 208 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,260 Now what the hell are you doing? 209 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,928 If you gotta ask, it's already over for you. 210 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,889 - No, I can't take it anymore! - Oh, boy. 211 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,682 I'm-I'm gonna... I'm gonna prank myself! 212 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:21,977 No, Jacob. God, no, no. The kids. They'll call you Mr. Pee. 213 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,438 I don't have any other choice. 214 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:24,939 Oh, God, no. 215 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,525 - Oh. - Oh. 216 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,195 The kids will think I've already been pranked, 217 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,987 and that'll be the end of it. 218 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,322 - Oh. - Hmm. 219 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,657 Oh. You kids really did it this time. 220 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,661 Oh, God. I am so humiliated. 221 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,622 You made it look like I... 222 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,624 Is that my bike in the trophy case? 223 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:47,921 - Oh, my God. - How? 224 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,840 - They dismembered her. - Oh, my God. 225 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,718 Oh. They can't possibly do this all day. 226 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,594 {\an8}"We can do this all day." 227 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,721 Oh. 228 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,689 Oops, I found a mistake. 229 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,735 See, this is exactly what we're not gonna do today. 230 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,821 The mistake was thinking that it was. 231 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,447 Welcome to Serious Day. 232 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,658 Dia, what's happening out there? 233 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,034 Is it dying down? 234 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:22,037 Last I heard, they put Ms. Gibson's desk on the roof 235 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,998 and filled the librarian's hat with popcorn. 236 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:27,876 It's a bloodbath. This has got to stop! 237 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,588 Attention students, happy April Fools' Day. 238 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:34,216 You've all had your fun, but this has gotten out of hand. 239 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,927 People are scared, and your beloved principal is in isolation, 240 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,428 so y'all need to wrap this up. 241 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:41,014 Seriously, guys. 242 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:44,560 I am offering 100,000 Robux to be split amongst you 243 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:47,146 to cease the pranking immediately. Thank you. 244 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,647 No, no, no. 245 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,816 These pranks have been too good to sell out. 246 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,694 Besides, I still have Robux saved from Christmas. 247 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,904 Okay, look, I would never ask youse to snitch. 248 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:56,990 In fact, 249 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,867 I think these pranks have been really clever. 250 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:03,329 Kind of things got your fingerprints all over 'em. 251 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,290 Flattered, but I'm not the ringleader. 252 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:09,418 Yeah, but I bet you got the juice to make it stop, huh? 253 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,129 So maybe we form an alliance. 254 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:15,132 Maybe you don't prank the middle school teacher 255 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:18,010 who wears her glasses in a super cool way. 256 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,596 It's not that cool. 257 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,389 Okay, fine, I'll give you three bathroom passes 258 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,724 to use however you want. 259 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,894 Hmm... Make it five. 260 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,520 - Oh, jeez, okay. - Yeah, okay. 261 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:32,692 Can anyone guess the first tradition of Serious Day? 262 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,651 Being serious? 263 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:35,986 Always. 264 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,823 Before you prank, you think with facts. 265 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,325 And then we prank? 266 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,535 No, no, no, no, no pranking. 267 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:48,625 The opposite of a prank is a fact, and on Serious Day, we share facts. 268 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:50,960 Did you know 269 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:55,172 that the fear of a long word is called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? 270 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,634 {\an8}Did you know 271 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,678 {\an8}that the chicken is the closest living relative to the T. rex? 272 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,680 Ooh. 273 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,350 See, all of these things can make you forget about April Fools' Day, right? 274 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,435 Yeah. 275 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,479 Good, because we have even more Serious Day traditions 276 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,647 to look forward to. 277 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:12,732 One, 278 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,109 staring contest. 279 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,236 Two, 280 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,322 thumb war, which is an act of war, so it's very serious. 281 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:24,243 And maybe, just maybe, we'll listen to a little SiriusXM. 282 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,037 Yeah! 283 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,456 Put me in Commanders, I don't care. Giants. 284 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,834 Put me in Patriots. Okay, well, not Patriots, but Dallas? 285 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,878 You don't do that. 286 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,089 Today has been rough. 287 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,050 Tell me about it. Do you know how many pee puns there are? 288 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:42,428 And I still have to reassemble an entire bike to get home. 289 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:47,724 I-I just want to reiterate that flatulence that you all heard was not me-- 290 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,352 We know, Barb, it's okay. 291 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,770 You can sit down. The room's been locked. 292 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,896 We're safe in here. 293 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,691 Oh. Thank God for that. 294 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,234 - I feel like I can finally relax. - Yeah. 295 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,320 ♪ Here's a little song I wrote ♪ 296 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:03,282 ♪ You might want to sing it Note for note ♪ 297 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,658 - ♪ Don't worry ♪ - ♪ Don't worry ♪ 298 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,328 - ♪ Be happy ♪ - ♪ Be happy ♪ 299 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:11,456 Those little backstabbers replaced my branzino 300 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,959 with a Big Mouth Billy Bass. 301 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,210 Backstabbers? 302 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,922 Yeah, I cut a deal with Courtney, so they'd stop pranking me. 303 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:21,883 Can't make a deal with a prankster, so egg on your face. 304 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:22,968 Oh. 305 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,638 And flour on yours. Or is that... 306 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,640 Yeah, it's flour. 307 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,808 Wait a second. 308 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,226 How did this happen? 309 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,771 Teachers. We're the only people with a key to the lounge, which means... 310 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,024 An adult is helping the children. 311 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,483 - Yes. - Morton. 312 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:41,361 I bet this is all him from afar. He lives in the walls. 313 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:44,489 Who calls out sick on April Fools' Day? A sicko, that's who. 314 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,950 Somebody get him on the phone and not me, 315 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,661 because I do not have that man's phone number! 316 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,746 I got it. 317 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,042 Hi, Janine. 318 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,793 Wow, it's nice of you to call and check up on me. 319 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:57,879 Oh. 320 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,380 - Hey, Jacob. - Cut the bull, Morton. 321 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,716 We know you're behind the pranks happening today at Abbott. 322 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:03,800 What pranks? 323 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,427 I've been in the hospital for days. 324 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,596 It turns out staph infection is no joke. 325 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:08,930 In fact, it's pretty serious. 326 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,266 Okay, well, that's good. We'll talk to you later. 327 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,227 Wha... 328 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,646 Well, if it's not Morton, who could it be? 329 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,863 Melissa, are you gonna eat that? 330 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,366 Okay, look, if it's one of youse guys, just fess up 331 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,535 so we can start the scolding and get it over with. 332 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,371 This has to be Ava. No one else could pull this off. 333 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,041 How? She's been locked in her office all day. 334 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,125 Yeah. 335 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:41,379 I find it suspicious that Barbara hasn't said anything since she passed gas. 336 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,049 I did not pass gas! 337 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:48,553 And I'm beginning to think it was you, Mr. Johnson. 338 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,181 If I broke wind, everyone in here would know. 339 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,517 No, the pranks. 340 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,728 Oh. Okay. In that case. It wasn't me. 341 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,146 You know what? 342 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,524 I'm having a hard time believing that it wasn't Jacob, 343 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,485 given how much you hate Morton and his favorite holiday. 344 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,612 Really? You think I would do this to myself? 345 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,322 Someone's gonna think I'm doing whiteface. 346 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,824 That's true. It's not Jacob. 347 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,158 Well, maybe it's you, Janine. 348 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,701 - Ooh. - Me? I'm too short. 349 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,036 Yeah, it's true. 350 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,121 Yeah. 351 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:17,582 It was Melissa "Ol' Shifty Eye" Schemmenti. 352 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,127 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where's Gregory? 353 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:25,966 Yeah, he hasn't been got since the Saran Wrap. 354 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,926 - Which he may have done to himself... - Mm-hmm. 355 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,177 ...to throw us off his scent. 356 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,345 It's genius, really. 357 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,305 - Yeah. - Handsome genius. 358 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,350 There is no way that Gregory did this, all right? 359 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,479 He cannot stand April Fools' Day. So let's get real. 360 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,731 How well do you know him? 361 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,067 Really, really know him? 362 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,028 - Oh, my God, he did do it! - Oh. 363 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,573 Okay, now that we've learned about the serious art of refereeing, 364 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:52,159 let's take a moment to have a serious discussion 365 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,954 about the fun but strict rules of basketball. 366 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,039 There he is. 367 00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,833 There you go. Hold on. 368 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,961 You guys here to check out Serious Day? I got to say it's a hit. 369 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,838 - Zip it, silly boy. - What? 370 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,591 Yeah, we're here because we know what you've been up to, slick. 371 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,676 We know a teacher's been helping the kids with these pranks, 372 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,512 and you being cooped up in your room all day has just been a little too suspicious. 373 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,098 Are you going gray? 374 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,017 How could you do this to us? To me? 375 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,185 Why would I be pranking y'all? 376 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,604 I was a victim too. Do you not remember when I almost broke my neck 377 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,855 walking through Saran Wrap earlier? 378 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,565 Well, that's what you wanted us to believe, 379 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,233 - but we don't. - Mm-mmm. 380 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:29,739 I understand you lying to Janine, but me, I thought we had something. 381 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,451 Now what's the point of being principal if you got to make your own coffee? 382 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:38,247 These kids got me talk to myself like some kind of damn recluse 383 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,498 or a loser. 384 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,626 Or Janine. 385 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,839 This tastes like vinegar! 386 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,636 Somebody tampered with this. 387 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,556 I've been pranked. 388 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,142 I just got got. But how? 389 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,021 {\an8}Now who would have known to put vinegar in my favorite... 390 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,233 I know who it is! 391 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,776 Look, y'all, it's not me! 392 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,819 Janine. I rode in to work with you this morning. 393 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,405 When would I have had time to Saran Wrap the whole lounge? 394 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,616 Yesterday after school? 395 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,578 We rode home together, and we watched The Steve Harvey Show. 396 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,997 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 397 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,374 That episode was so funny. 398 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,460 See, Regina, she couldn't take a hint that Ced and Lovita... 399 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,254 They didn't want her on the ski trip. 400 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,172 - And so Steve was like-- - Guys, guys, guys! 401 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,508 Look, while I, too, enjoy the comedy of the Steve Harvey program, 402 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,051 there is still a mystery afoot. 403 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,805 And if Gregory isn't behind all of this, then who is? 404 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,558 Probably whoever's doing that. 405 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,563 Oh, my God, now what? 406 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,440 Oh. What in the world... 407 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,443 All right, kids, just take a serious five. 408 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:54,864 Somebody help me! I'm a child! 409 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,993 - Oh, no! A child! - Oh. 410 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:02,038 Janine! That voice does not belong to a child! 411 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,916 - Yeah. - Where-Where's Janine? 412 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,377 - Janine! - Who is doing this? 413 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,754 - It's her, it's her! - Who? 414 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,340 Dia! 415 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:21,392 Wait, so... ...just to be clear, there's no child in here? 416 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,060 No. 417 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:27,148 - Sorry. - So it was you. 418 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,899 You're responsible for all of these pranks! 419 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,484 Me and the kids. 420 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:36,114 When I learned Morton wasn't coming in, I thought to myself, finally. 421 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:40,035 His pranks are weak, amateur, and childish. 422 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:43,830 Wait, wait. Did you poison Morton? You can be honest with me. I get it. 423 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,248 What? No. 424 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,791 Well, the man is in the hospital. 425 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,959 Is he okay? 426 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,170 Who cares? Let's get back to the point. 427 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,797 When he didn't come in, I knew that this was my chance 428 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:57,928 to take center stage and show you what real pranks look like. 429 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,972 I love April Fools' Day. 430 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,310 In fact, I was literally born on it. 431 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,897 Wait, so today is your birthday? 432 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,691 And we forgot it every year? 433 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,779 Oh, I see now. 434 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:16,863 Well... 435 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:20,909 - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 436 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,702 Happy birthday. You're fired. 437 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,163 Really? After today? 438 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,123 April Fools! 439 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,500 Now this was fun. 440 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,171 All right, everybody, back up so I can clean this up. 441 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,425 Gregory, you want to tell us more about this Serious Day thing? 442 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,680 Yeah, because I'm not going through whatever this was again. 443 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:45,725 So Serious Day was an idea that I got from Mr. Johnson. 444 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:49,104 I remembered as a child when I was watching C-SPAN with my father 445 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:52,982 and my cousin tied my shoelaces together, and I just couldn't let that stand. 446 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,944 Not bad foam for a civilian. 447 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,953 Anything else before I head out? 448 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,163 No. 449 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,083 I just wanted to say you look radiant today. 450 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,293 Did you do something new with your lanyard? 451 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,004 - No. - Oh. 452 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,382 So those pranks you did were really good. 453 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,134 I was just telling O'Shon we need to recruit you 454 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,969 to prank his landlord. 455 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,971 Begging for money every month. 456 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,557 Grow up, right? Am I right? 457 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,434 No. 458 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,812 So just to clarify. The pranks are done? 459 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,188 I don't know. 460 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:35,234 There might be one hidden around here I probably forgot about. 461 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:40,906 Cool. 462 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,033 That's cool. 463 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:48,831 There isn't a hidden prank, but she'll always think there is. 464 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,673 - Are you sure you don't want a ride? - Nah. 465 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,093 You might not know this about me, but I'm a bit of a nerd for details. 466 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,805 {\an8}Putting this thing together, I dare say it's as easy as riding a bike. 467 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:06,890 {\an8} Mmm. 468 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,851 {\an8}All right. She's back! 469 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,066 {\an8}Come on, kid, let's go. 470 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,944 {\an8}Yeah. Okay. Um... 471 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,530 {\an8}Right behind ya. 472 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,949 {\an8}Could you... Yeah, never mind.