1 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:06,965 Morning, sleepy head. I made you a coffee. 2 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:09,468 -How'd you rest? -[groans] 3 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:11,345 Good. Fine. Yeah. 4 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:14,431 Hey, that's good. I haven't slept a wink in days. 5 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,727 Well, as you know, me and Janine broke up. 6 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:23,065 It's been an emotionally rough couple of days, still processing, 7 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:26,235 but I wanted to do the right thing and give her some space. 8 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:31,531 So, I'm staying with Jacob and Melissa and Caleb. 9 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,158 To be honest, I don't really know what's going on. 10 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:34,910 I'm just putting one foot in front of the other, 11 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,788 but no one is taking it harder than Jacob. 12 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:39,623 [Melissa] Morning. 13 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,960 Okay, this ain't a Motel 6, and I ain't a maid. 14 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,253 So why don't you pick up your crap 15 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:46,630 instead of standing there looking like a wartime widow. 16 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:49,550 -[Caleb] Morning. -[gasps] 17 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:54,179 Good morning, sunshine. [giggles] 18 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:57,599 Ooh. Dude, we gotta get you out of this funk, man. 19 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:58,892 Are you time? 20 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:00,435 What? 21 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:01,770 Are you time itself? 22 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:04,523 Because that is the only thing that will get us out of this funk. 23 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:08,735 Hey, um, does anybody need the bathroom or can I hop in the shower? 24 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,237 Gregory, I would sooner piss my pants 25 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,156 than get in the way of you doing whatever you need to do, okay, buddy? 26 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,449 Yeah. 27 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:15,576 Yeah. 28 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:21,832 Okay, we are all suffering under the weight of an immeasurable loss. 29 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,167 Everyone's just bopping around here like nothing's happened. 30 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:27,045 [stammers] I'm with you, man. I'm feeling this too. 31 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:30,215 -Good. -[Melissa] Who wants smiley face omelets? 32 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:33,468 Ooh! [sing-songy] Your smiley face boy does. 33 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:35,846 [sighs] 34 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,514 [♪ "Hold 'Em" playing] 35 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,070 [sighs] 36 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,906 Mmm. Good morning. 37 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:57,326 Hey, good morning. How'd you sleep? 38 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:01,038 Your couch continues to suck, but I took enough edibles last night 39 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,540 to sleep pretty much anywhere, so I'm feeling pretty great. 40 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,917 -Good. -How about you? How are you feeling? 41 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:09,129 Uh… Bad, sad. 42 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,674 I don't know. Honestly, I think I'm still in shock. So… 43 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,968 After I said we should break up, 44 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:17,971 Gregory and I just spent the rest of the night in silence. 45 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:21,808 And then in the morning, he said he was gonna give me my space. 46 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:28,440 I didn't think our first big fight would be our last big fight. But I don't know. 47 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:31,777 Well, at least you get to go to work and take your mind off things. 48 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,278 He works next to me. 49 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,280 And that's on you, bitch. Who told you to date a coworker? 50 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:39,242 But things will get better, I promise. 51 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:43,622 Yeah. And I think I'm gonna brave the teacher's lounge today. 52 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,165 There you go. 53 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:49,461 Thank you so much for staying here and just being with me. 54 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:52,464 Please, where else would I be? [chuckles] 55 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,843 Yeah, so my lease was up on my old place, 56 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:59,304 and my new one doesn't start for another week, so… 57 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:02,057 But I'd be here anyway because Janine is my girl. 58 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:04,810 But the timing really did work out for me personally. 59 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:07,104 I mean, he almost ran me off the road. 60 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,605 -I'm telling you. -Ridiculous. 61 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,065 [chattering] 62 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,198 Janine. 63 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:22,994 I know you're going through a breakup, but you know the rules. 64 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,579 You can't sit here. 65 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:25,997 Yeah, it's nothing personal, kid. 66 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,333 It's like a seniority thing. This is the big kids' table. 67 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:30,043 -I know. Okay. I'm sorry. -[Melissa] Okay. 68 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,461 [Melissa] Yeah. 69 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:34,965 Morning, Gregory. 70 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,102 -Sir, you know the rules. -Hey, whoa. What are you doing? 71 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,437 I just need the chair. 72 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,063 -It's for my bag. -It's for her bag. 73 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,484 Oh, I am verklempt. 74 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,946 You know, in all these years, I never sat by this window. 75 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,990 I could use some vitamin D. 76 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:05,871 Only took 15 years, but I finally got my seat back. 77 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,122 [laughs] 78 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:11,084 What the hell going on in here? 79 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:15,589 In the words of Chinua Achebe, "Things Fall Apart." Love is no more. 80 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,674 Somebody that knows how to answer a question, please? 81 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,677 Gregory and Janine broke up, and I got my seat back. 82 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,887 Wh-- When? 83 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,013 Just now. 84 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,223 -What? -They broke up last week. 85 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:28,435 The number four couple in the school breaks up and it doesn't cross my desk? 86 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:29,811 That's prime-time gossip. 87 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,438 I got to get to my classroom. 88 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:39,279 I love choosing sides, but don't worry, I'm team Janine. For now. 89 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,948 Oh. That really isn't necessary, so… 90 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:43,450 What an incorrect opinion. 91 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:46,077 You're single now, which I used to be great at. We're going out. 92 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,664 You know, I actually need to get back to my classroom too, so… 93 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:52,751 And it's Thursday. That's dance night at Rubenstein's. 94 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:53,835 What a great day. 95 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,966 Can you two do something about this, please? 96 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,761 -Nope. -Jacob, those are young people's problems. 97 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,429 And as you correctly pointed out, 98 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:08,016 we ought not to get our noses in the business of young people's love lives. 99 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,936 Hey, this is serious, okay? It's not a joke. 100 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:14,022 Do you see me laughing? Do you see anyone laughing? 101 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:16,525 -[laughing] Oh, my gosh. -[Melissa laughing] 102 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,693 Yeah, you, like, spit when you said that. 103 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:19,820 Yeah. 104 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,279 [laughing continues] 105 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:26,743 Oh. Mr. J, don't forget the white cheddar popcorn for tonight. 106 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,119 Like I'd remember. 107 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:30,539 Mmm? 108 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,837 Oh, we're just gonna watch that, uh, latest Avatar movie, that Fire and Ash. 109 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,880 -God, I wish Pandora was real. -[gasps] 110 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:41,424 Ooh, I saw that trailer. Mm-hmm. 111 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:45,220 And I love that shade of blue. I'd join. 112 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,555 [Melissa] Yeah. 113 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:53,103 Okay, Barb, whom I love, just can be a little tough to watch a movie with. 114 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:57,357 She asks too many damn questions, but at least she'll be a buffer. 115 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,485 I thought I was going to have to build a pillow wall between me and Melissa. 116 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,487 Did you think we were watching the movie in bed? 117 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:04,489 [scoffing] That's what you thought. 118 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,200 Okay, you guys have a good day. 119 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,163 Buck up, because we're going out tonight. 120 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,583 Stand down 'cause no, we are not. He doesn't need to go out. 121 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,710 -He needs to stay in. -Hey! 122 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,129 I told you guys not to come in here at the same time. Somebody go. 123 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:22,007 The best way to get over a girl is to get under… 124 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,509 -Whoa, don't. -…the spell of a DJ. 125 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:26,428 -Oh. -I'm good. 126 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,972 Listen, I know what you're going through, okay? 127 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:32,350 I've broken up with five women seven times this year alone. Trust me, 128 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,102 the club is the best medicine. 129 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,605 Okay, he's not trying to meet "dime pieces" at the "club" 130 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,023 to "impress" Mom and Dad. 131 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,692 He wants to be alone... in my room, 132 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,153 popping dark chocolate cacao nips, listening to Mitski. 133 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,779 I could maybe do one drink. 134 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:46,239 I do beg your pardon? 135 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,741 -[door opens] -[Janine clears throat] 136 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,493 -Oh. Hey. -Hey, girl. 137 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,579 -You didn't go to work today? -Oh, I'm working from home. 138 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:53,663 Ah. 139 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,999 I didn't know 911 dispatchers could do that. 140 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,918 Oh, it's frowned upon for sure, but just for legal reasons. 141 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:01,004 -Oh, okay. -So, how was today? 142 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,797 How'd your trip to the lounge go? 143 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:05,133 Um… Bad. 144 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:06,843 -Yeah. -Dang. 145 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,721 -I'm sorry, girl, that sucks. -Yeah. 146 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,348 But your coworkers, they all know, right? 147 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,100 Yeah. Well, actually Ava just found out, 148 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:16,728 and she's insisting on taking me out tonight. 149 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,357 911, what's the address of your emergency? 150 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,483 -[on phone, indistinct] -Mm-hmm. 151 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,901 Okay. 152 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:25,070 A little ass shaking might do the trick. 153 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,072 -Oh. Not you. Do not move him. -Oh. 154 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,950 -Where are we going? -We're not going anywhere. 155 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:33,161 Okay? I don't think I'm up for all that. 156 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:35,288 -[knocking on door] -Okay, ma'am. Yeah. 157 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:40,543 Besides, Ava just says stuff all the time. I doubt she actually meant it. 158 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,587 Okay. You don't have to yell. 159 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,757 Why aren't you dressed? I told you we're going out. 160 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:46,883 -So, is he bleeding? -[scoffs] 161 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:50,679 It's just like downstairs except upstairs. Y'all really thought y'all did something. 162 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,056 What's up, phone sex? Damn, you live here too? 163 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,474 [chuckles] With y'all broke asses. 164 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,767 [doorbell rings] 165 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,102 Come in, come in. 166 00:07:57,185 --> 00:08:00,313 -We have arrived for the Avatar. -[Melissa] Oh, good. 167 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:01,856 Gregory. 168 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,401 Nice shirt. 169 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,195 -Do you think I… [splutters] -Sorry. 170 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:10,532 Does it matter that I have not seen Avatar one or two? 171 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:13,868 Only if you care to be a part of the last bit of monoculture we have left. 172 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:16,037 We're a weaker society without it. 173 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:17,247 Mono, what? 174 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,415 [Caleb] Ooh. Car's here. 175 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:22,502 Wait, put these in your pockets. It's vodka, gin and rum. 176 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,837 Well, which is which? 177 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,131 What do you mean? 178 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,343 -[♪ hip-hop music playing] -[chattering] 179 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:35,682 See, it's poppin'. There's fine men everywhere. 180 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,809 This is where Gregory and I used to come for dates, you know? 181 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,561 -Okay, let's get you a drink, baby. -Okay. 182 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:40,687 What you want? 183 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,648 Um, can I have one vodka soda, please? 184 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:46,317 Actually, no bubbles. That's too fun. Can I have a vodka water? 185 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:47,652 Oh, brother. 186 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:49,696 We'll have a round of Long Island iced teas. 187 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:50,780 Ooh! 188 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,117 -[♪ hip-hop music playing] -[chattering] 189 00:08:56,369 --> 00:09:00,040 I did an ass load of research, and this place has it all. 190 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:05,170 One, it's open. Two, vibes. And three, it has an ideal demo for my boy. 191 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,296 What do you think? 192 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,757 This is the first place Janine and I danced. 193 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,884 And four, great track record. 194 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,345 Also, I learned there's only one thing that a white guy can do at a Black club 195 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:15,472 to make a good impression. 196 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,600 I bought a table. 197 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,102 Balling straight out of the gate. 198 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,313 And supporting Black businesses. 199 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:27,108 You know, with the money you are spending here tonight, 200 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,903 you could probably pay first and last month's rent on an apartment? 201 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,489 Why would I do that? I already have a place to stay. 202 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,450 Now, to quote music legend Pitbull, 203 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:39,412 "Life is not a waste of time, and time is not a waste of life." 204 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:44,292 So let's stop wasting time, get wasted, and have the time of our lives. 205 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,503 We don't need to do… 206 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:48,880 -[grunts] -[grunts] 207 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,215 Dale! 208 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:54,010 Okay, buckle up. Who's ready for a third trip to Pandora? 209 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,345 Yeah. 210 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:58,807 Okay, pause. 211 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,434 Where are they and who is the president? 212 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:05,105 Pandora, and they haven't had an election yet. 213 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,773 -Okay. -Okay. 214 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,987 Does this TV get any bigger? I mean, can you zoom in? 215 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:15,281 Do you know how a TV works? 216 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,576 Oh, yeah, we're off to a great start. 217 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,829 I just want to watch the [bleep] movie. 218 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,082 [Janine] Over there is where we lost the costume contest. 219 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:28,002 And back there, actually, is where Gregory ordered garlic bread for the table. 220 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,546 It was a really big night for him. 221 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,215 Janine, look at me, hear me. 222 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,509 From the moment you two got together, I knew you were gonna break up. 223 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:37,011 -What? -So what you got memories here? 224 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,847 All the more reason to reclaim the space. 225 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:43,059 She's not wrong. Tonight's the night to make new memories. 226 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,687 You gotta embrace the single life. Drink up. 227 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:47,814 Okay. 228 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,945 -Oh! -Yeah. [laughs] 229 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,738 I think it was the right thing to walk away. 230 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,700 I-I don't know. It's-It's-It's crazy to… 231 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,035 -It is crazy. It's very crazy. -It's not crazy. 232 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:04,164 I'll tell you what is though in three, two… 233 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,999 I told them it's your birthday! 234 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,334 -You get way more free drinks that way. -[Gregory stammers] 235 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,378 You are one trillion percent getting charged. 236 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:13,006 Ladies, join us. It is my friend's birthday. 237 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,341 Look, I don't need all of this. I just wanted a drink. 238 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,511 This is the single life, buddy. Cheers. Welcome to it. 239 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,513 You gonna choose me or what, white chocolate? 240 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:29,772 I thought you said Zoe Saldaña was in this movie, because that woman is blue. 241 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,816 Zoe's blue in the movie. 242 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,819 -Okay. [laughs] -[Melissa] Right. 243 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,905 -And what is an avatar? -[Melissa] Okay, that's it. 244 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:41,201 Barb, listen, we're really just trying to enjoy the movie, so how about this? 245 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:45,747 If you've got a question, just look it up on your phone quietly, okay? 246 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:47,957 [scoffs] 247 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,042 Okay. 248 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,461 I can take a hint. 249 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,504 -Wasn't really a hint. -It wasn't a hint. 250 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:56,591 -You guys were right. I needed this. -[♪ R&B music playing] 251 00:11:56,674 --> 00:12:00,720 I just feel, like, free and less tense, 252 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,389 and am I wilding or have I never looked better? 253 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,933 -Both things can be true. -Get it, girl. 254 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,434 Uh-oh. 255 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:09,354 Oh, oh. [laughs] 256 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,356 Hey. What's up, lil mama? 257 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:16,027 If you don't back up off of me with that uptown fade, looking like Oscar Proud. 258 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,238 [laughing] Go on. 259 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:21,616 Uh-uh, uh-uh. Were you tryna dance with my man? 260 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,826 Uh, was you tryna get in my face, bitch? Back up! 261 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,497 Yeah, better had. [scoffs] 262 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:32,126 -[♪ "This Is Why I'm Hot" playing] -Oh, no! This is my [bleep]! 263 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,797 ♪ This is why I'm hot This is why I'm hot ♪ 264 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,633 ♪ This is why, this is why This is why I'm hot ♪ 265 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,427 Caleb! He is way too fragile for this, okay? 266 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,221 And that is not at all why he is hot. 267 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:46,099 We need to get him home and draw him a warm bath immediately. 268 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:50,144 It's okay. He's good. This is the pinnacle of single manhood: 269 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:53,398 popping bottles at the club with your boys, bagging chicks. 270 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,066 I mean, look at him up there. 271 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,026 Hey, DJ! Turn this up. 272 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,862 -[mouthing words] Stop? -What? Are you deaf? Turn it up! 273 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,531 [cheering] 274 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,283 [♪ dramatic music playing on tv] 275 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,370 Now how do they stay on those banshees? 276 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:13,084 Actually, it's stunt performers in performance capture suits. 277 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,919 You don't have to whisper. I paused the movie. 278 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:20,300 I said it's stunt performers in performance capture suits, 279 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:25,138 and a lot of these online forums, they are calling it a miracle. 280 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,056 Wow. I had no idea. 281 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,392 -Mmm. -Great. So, can we go now? 282 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,060 How did they get the Na'vi underwater? 283 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,355 They built a water tank to simulate oceanic movement, 284 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,898 much like on the Titanic. 285 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,192 The film, not the boat. Common mistake. 286 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,737 That really enhances my viewing experience. 287 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,988 Ooh! 288 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,073 [♪ hip-hop music playing] 289 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:47,869 Ew, don't touch me. 290 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,913 Wait, where are you going? [laughing] 291 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,417 Ah, ah! Thank you. [laughs] 292 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,501 -That's not... Oh. -Mmm. 293 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,921 Hey. What's up, man? 294 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,798 Look, play "This Is Why I'm Hot." 295 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,425 I already played it. 296 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,676 -Okay, but, like, again. -Nah. 297 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,803 -It's a killer. Everybody loved that. -Ay, back up, man. 298 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:06,929 ♪ This is why I'm hot ♪ 299 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,057 Okay. Okay. You just gotta spin it back. 300 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,558 [DJ] Back up. 301 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:15,229 And according to Reddit user Handstandbandaid51, 302 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:20,610 some Na'vi hands were rendered 10,000 times for underwater close-ups. 303 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,278 Okay, enough. 304 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,822 We are less than halfway through this movie. 305 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:30,119 Now you just gotta, like, watch the movie in silence, or hit the bricks so I can. 306 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,122 Caleb told me he's got a TV in Jacob's old room. 307 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:37,668 Toodle-oo, Melissa. I guess you do not want to know how they did the whales. 308 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,923 Wait. H-How'd they do the whales? 309 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:46,344 [chuckles] All right. They are called Tulkun, and although fictional, 310 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:52,725 they are smart enough to understand both hand symbols and spoken word, girl. Ooh! 311 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,061 -No [bleep]. -Hmm. 312 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,147 You don't have to grab me, okay? I have rights. I'm a citizen. 313 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,942 Your friend is one push away from getting bounced. 314 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,653 -Girl, are you good? -Yeah, I'm fine, okay. 315 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,823 I didn't know there's so many rules in this bar about pushing, okay. 316 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,450 They need to make a rule about being a weak-ass bitch. 317 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,077 -[laughs] -[laughing] Get it! 318 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,411 [both laugh] 319 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,957 Hey, so this is obviously getting dark in a very bad way. 320 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,876 I think it's time that we go. She's clearly hurting. 321 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,628 She's fine. Let her work it out. 322 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,548 Go 'head, Janine, with your short self. [laughs] 323 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,175 Did you just say short? To me? 324 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,637 I know you not talking with your cheaper than Temu clothes, 325 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,764 and a bag that I wouldn't carry groceries in. 326 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,475 Little Miss "Used to date an NBA champion 327 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,812 but now sleeps with a member of the Geek Squad." 328 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,565 Lying about your degrees and de-weaves. 329 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:45,528 That's an overnight delivery, polyester-ass wig. Uh-huh. 330 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,739 Yeah, you ordering hair from a bald man. 331 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:53,744 She started so many failed businesses, they had to put her ass in a dead mall. 332 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,164 [cackles] Don't talk to me. 333 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,624 [laughs] Whoo! 334 00:15:58,708 --> 00:15:59,792 It's time to go. 335 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,253 Janine. 336 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,796 She lost her damn mind. 337 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,006 This hair is expensive. 338 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:06,757 ♪ Ain't 'coz you're not… ♪ 339 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,093 [Jacob] Gregory. Gregory! 340 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,804 -Oh! -You need to get down. No. 341 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,891 This isn't Coyote Ugly, okay? Bud, people are starting to get mad. 342 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,435 No. No, no. Look at this guy. He hyping me up. 343 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:18,895 No, I'm telling you to get down. 344 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,313 -Get down. -I am getting down. 345 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,107 -[bartender] Get… -Ayo, DJ, run that back. 346 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,693 -I played it seven times. -Then play the remix. 347 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,822 Yo, so I'm kind of a body language expert, and what I'm getting is that Gregory, 348 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,909 -he's not in a good place. -Yeah, you think? 349 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,493 -Gregory, Gregory, hey. -Catch me. 350 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:35,912 We gotta go. No, Greg! 351 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,081 We'll go. We'll go. Gregory! Gregory! Greg! 352 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,419 Ugh. 353 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,422 [groans] 354 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:50,092 -Morning. -Oh, my God. [groaning] 355 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,638 What happened last night? 356 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:56,474 You got drunk as hell and mean. 357 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,227 Oh, God. I'm sorry. 358 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:02,438 You know, when I'm really sad and I drink a lot, 359 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,940 I kinda turn into my mom. 360 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,525 Yeah, you called the rideshare driver a dirty whore 361 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,902 when he wouldn't stop for fries. 362 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:08,986 Oh, no. 363 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,738 And then you gave him one star. 364 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,241 -Oh, God, that's his livelihood. -Yeah. 365 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,076 [groans] 366 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,953 -You slept over? -I had to. 367 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,704 You need an intervention. 368 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,667 Look, I think I'm having a really hard time with this breakup. 369 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,544 Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? Because this is unsustainable. 370 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,215 Do you want to get back with Gregory? 371 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,221 I can't 'cause I'm the one who ended things, 372 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,723 and-- and he didn't push back, 373 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,101 so it doesn't matter what I want. 374 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,648 Well, we have work, so chop chop. 375 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,276 You're out of lotion and makeup wipes and toothpaste. 376 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,654 -Wait, I'm out of toothpaste? I just-- -No, but I am, so I'm taking yours. 377 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,366 -You were very mean to me last night. -Mmm. You really were. 378 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,742 [sighs] 379 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,455 [groans] 380 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,793 What's happening? Why are we at the school? 381 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,380 -You begged us to come here. -You said you could dunk. 382 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,840 That's ridiculous. 383 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,801 -Did I do it? -No. 384 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:16,137 Go check out my boy, Gregory. Check out my boy. 385 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,513 [Jacob] Let's go! 386 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:22,643 -Greg, Greg, Greg! -[Caleb] Greg, Greg, Greg. 387 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:23,936 Oh, oh, oh… 388 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,104 -Greg? Gregory? -[snoring] 389 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,772 You just left me there? 390 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,318 You really didn't want to move, man. I tried to give you a mat. 391 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,777 You took the basketball though. 392 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,407 I tried to… I couldn't. 393 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,784 -I dunked. -[Caleb, Gregory snicker] 394 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,495 Why is everybody always laughing at me? I did. I swear. 395 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:44,165 When you guys were passed out. I'd show you, but my phone is dead. 396 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,374 -Uh-huh. -Sure, Jakey. 397 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:50,004 Gregory, are you finally ready to admit that you are going through it? 398 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,257 [groans] Yeah. 399 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,260 I am. 400 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,221 You want to get back with Janine? 401 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,389 I've always been told 402 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,601 that if a woman says that she doesn't want to be with you, 403 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,562 you don't push it, you don't beg. 404 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,690 You just accept it, so that's what I'm doing. 405 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,027 Ball's not really in my court. 406 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:18,199 I guess this is my life now, clubbing and waking up in gyms. 407 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,785 Oh, yeah, the freaking dream, bro. 408 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,244 Insane to be straight. 409 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,709 Spider began shooting his scenes when he was 12 years old, 410 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,170 and he didn't finish until he was 16 411 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,631 because so much time had passed during production. 412 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,091 -Oh, wow. -Wow. 413 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,634 -Yeah. -Oh, gosh. 414 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,052 Where you going? We only got an hour left. 415 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,596 Yeah, but because we paused it every 12 seconds, 416 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,598 we gotta go get ready for work. 417 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,766 What do y'all take in your coffee? 418 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,602 Cream and sugar. And girlfriend, I need an outfit I can borrow, please. 419 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,689 Okay, but not the red leather one with all the zippers. Those are pajamas. 420 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,065 You need anything, Mr. J? 421 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,025 No, I keep that thing on me. 422 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:57,822 [sighs heavily] 423 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,323 Oh, my God. 424 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,204 Okay, can I get some of that? 425 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,956 [clattering] 426 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:08,999 What kind of night did you have? 427 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:13,546 Caleb and I went out with Gregory, and it was a lot. 428 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,257 Okay, because I took Janine out, and her ass is crazy. 429 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,341 Talk about it. 430 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:21,303 Gregory thinks his life is partying and debauchery now. I'm at a loss. 431 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,556 Jacob, Janine said hurtful things, 432 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:26,517 things I couldn't even come up with, and I take that personally. 433 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,394 They're both so, so sad. 434 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,233 Are we having the same thought right now? 435 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,777 We need to get-- 436 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,904 -Croissant breakfast sandwiches. -No. 437 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:42,199 And over breakfast, we can talk about how to get Janine and Gregory back together. 438 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,536 Have either one of you ever heard of a little film franchise 439 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:50,416 that I like to call, Avatar? Yes. 440 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,132 [whispering fanfare] 441 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,217 Whoo! 442 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:01,469 Did you guys see that? 443 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,513 Guys? 444 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,688 [grunting] 445 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:21,197 Learned it all from High School Musical. Thank you, Troy Bolton. 446 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,450 Whoo!