1 00:00:10,218 --> 00:00:13,388 ["It Never Rains in Southern California" plays distantly] 2 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:20,520 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,605 - You drive me to madness. 4 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,525 - Then let madness be your medicine. 5 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:28,903 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,948 [moaning] 7 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:34,492 Oh, oh! 8 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:37,412 ♪ ♪ 9 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:39,205 [cloth ripping, echoing] 10 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:41,249 - [sighs] 11 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:43,626 Damn it. I'll get the sewing kit. 12 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:47,839 [chimes tinkling] 13 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:51,468 [distant bell ringing] 14 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:55,263 Ooh. 15 00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:59,934 [footsteps approaching] 16 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:04,688 [pearls clattering] 17 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,819 Your holiness! - The lady's mine. 18 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,614 - The lady has a name. It's Shelly. 19 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:14,282 - Oh, yeah. 20 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:15,241 Oh! 21 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,369 both: [grunting] 22 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:21,748 - Yes. 23 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,334 - [coughs and spits] 24 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,545 - Oh, don't spit on your brother! 25 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:28,963 [bell ringing] 26 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,757 [horse huffs, neighs] 27 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,717 - Your stallion, my queen. 28 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,678 - Tonight, I'll be riding a young colt. 29 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,807 ["It Never Rains in Southern California" plays] 30 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:42,644 - ♪ It never rains in Southern California ♪ 31 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:44,521 ♪ Seems I've often heard... ♪ 32 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:45,855 - [moans] 33 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:50,151 - ♪ That kind of talk before ♪ 34 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:55,532 ♪ It never rains in California ♪ 35 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:59,536 - [moaning, lapping] 36 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,330 - Okay, okay. 37 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:03,665 - Did it work? 38 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:04,958 - Uh... 39 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:08,002 - Maybe I should just ask your sister. 40 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,380 - You know I'm not talking to her right now. 41 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:11,714 - Or I could ask "Willy and Franco," 42 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,216 since the entire drive-time audience 43 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,051 knows more about my sex life than I do. 44 00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:22,225 ♪ ♪ 45 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,228 - Dr. Lambert, 46 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,480 I've got the most awful ache, 47 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:31,025 only it's not in my tooth. 48 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:34,279 - I'm a dentist, Mrs. Lambert. 49 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:36,656 Sounds like you need a specialist. 50 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:39,701 - [sighs] 51 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:41,870 [door closes] 52 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,122 - ♪ I got a situation ♪ 53 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:48,001 ♪ Something worth thinking about ♪ 54 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:49,377 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 55 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:52,755 ♪ Should I stay, hey, hey, hey ♪ 56 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:56,551 ♪ Should I move on out ♪ 57 00:02:56,634 --> 00:03:00,430 ♪ Mm-hmm, got a situation ♪ 58 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,765 - So what's on the agenda for today? 59 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,475 - Oh, well, I still haven't seen 60 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:06,686 the "Hand-painted Textiles by Norwegian Children" exhibit 61 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:08,855 at The Met. - Oh, it's a dream. 62 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:10,315 And next week there's a production 63 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:11,608 of "Mourning Becomes Electra" 64 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,276 at the new Circle in the Square. 65 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,278 - Oh, God, I miss live theater. - We can see it all. 66 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,530 There's no rush. LA will always be there. 67 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,867 - Yeah, glaring at me until it cracks into the sea. 68 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:23,119 - Brandt, we still have Joyce. 69 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:24,495 - Good girl. 70 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:26,915 Give yourself time to recover. Top off? 71 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:28,708 - Don't mind if I do. - All right. 72 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:31,127 That is distilled. 73 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,462 Taste the difference. 74 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:33,963 - Thank you. 75 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,256 - Do you want to swing by the office, 76 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,799 meet me for lunch? - Oh, God. 77 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,135 No, I have to run through the Cavett débâcle 78 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:41,179 a couple hundred more times, you know? 79 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:42,513 - Joyce. 80 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,098 - Maggie, I can't show my face at "Betsy." 81 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:45,600 - Oh, honey, don't be intimidated. 82 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:47,143 It's just another magazine. 83 00:03:47,226 --> 00:03:48,853 - I don't know. I only packed a couple of outfits. 84 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,981 They're both pretty ripe. - You have my entire closet. 85 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,483 - We gotta go, sunshine. - Okay. 86 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,610 - A gentle reminder, the fashion industry 87 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:58,488 is the world's second-largest industrial polluter. 88 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,156 - Please, save me. - Okay, fine. 89 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:01,783 Okay, I'll see you there. Okay. 90 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:03,159 - I love you. - You too. 91 00:04:03,242 --> 00:04:05,244 - Okay. Okay, I'm going, I'm going. 92 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,663 - Bye, bye. - Bye! 93 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,040 - Bye. - Mike got us a reservation 94 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:11,250 at Tavern on the Green, do you want to go? 95 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,919 - ♪ I want to reach for the sun ♪ 96 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:14,545 ♪ And have some fun ♪ 97 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,798 ♪ With none of that looking behind... ♪ 98 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:21,386 - Okay, genuine Big Apple treasure. 99 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:22,762 - Fun. - Right? Tons of fun. 100 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:24,180 I mean, you can get these in LA, 101 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:25,848 but when it's your hometown, why bother. 102 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,517 Sometimes, it takes being a tourist, 103 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:28,726 you know, to treat yourself. 104 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,061 Take one. Take--take them all. 105 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:31,813 They're for you guys. - Where's Joyce? 106 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:33,898 - Joyce is just taking some time 107 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,191 to figure some things out. - Yeah. 108 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:36,442 - She's not coming back, is she? 109 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,027 - It was her decision. 110 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,612 She's a woman with her own mind and I respect that. 111 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,823 That said, she's probably at the airport right now 112 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:43,783 on her way back, but either way, guys, 113 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:45,284 we got a magazine to put to bed. 114 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,786 - How are we going to do that without Joyce? 115 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:48,121 - Oh, I don't know, 116 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:49,872 how did we do magazines before her? 117 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:53,042 I seem to remember publishing a few million without her. 118 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,794 - And she gave us a binder with all of the content 119 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,087 for issue three, 120 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:57,714 so we just have to shoot the centerfold. 121 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:58,756 - Right. 122 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,174 "The Cow." - "The Goat." 123 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:01,718 - Please show a little bit of respect. 124 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,845 He's a two-time Super Bowl MVP, Rich. 125 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:06,431 Okay. And I'm going to bring on some security for the shoot, 126 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:07,932 so he knows he's taken care of. 127 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,684 And he wants to pose with a topless model. 128 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:10,727 So could you find one? 129 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:13,438 - What? He want-- 130 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:15,732 - O-okay. Given what we were planning, 131 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,900 she'd have to be a strong Mrs. Claus 132 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:21,529 or, I don't know, an elf fighting for reindeer rights? 133 00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:23,072 - We could cover her butt with tinsel. 134 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,657 - [chuckles] Great. 135 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,410 - So this woman would be there as an ornament? 136 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:28,911 - An ornament's fun, but not one of those, 137 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,371 like, big round ones. 138 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:31,914 Right? We want like a sexy one, 139 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,125 like an angel or like a sexy candy cane, right? 140 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:35,960 - Doug, this just doesn't feel like "Minx." 141 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,462 - Okay, then you don't have to be 142 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:40,465 the centerfold coordinator for this shoot. 143 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,429 - You don't have to go now. Just skip the shoot. 144 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,639 - It's fine. I know when I'm not wanted. 145 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:49,932 - Bambi. 146 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,726 - Guys, if she wants to go, let her go. 147 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:53,811 Her job didn't exist six months ago. 148 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:56,272 She'll be fine. Okay? 149 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:58,775 What we need to talk about is production design. 150 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,486 I got a guy in Azusa who can get us a sleigh. 151 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:03,654 What do you got? Let's work. 152 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:09,452 - [sighs] 153 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,380 [car horn honks] 154 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:24,592 [indistinct chatter] 155 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,388 [mellow acoustic music] 156 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,140 [elevator dings] 157 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,768 ♪ ♪ 158 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:37,313 - ♪ A special path has been... ♪ 159 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:38,981 - Maggie'll be out in a second. 160 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,733 - Okay. Thank you. 161 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:44,570 ♪ ♪ 162 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,328 - Joyce! - Hi. 163 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:54,664 - So before we go, I want you to meet Elayne. 164 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:55,832 - Oh, God. Now? No-- 165 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,458 - Come on. It'll be a second. 166 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,210 - Oh. 167 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:02,171 - Elayne? I have Joyce Prigger. 168 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,756 - Hello. It is real-- 169 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,510 - I could just ring that smug Dick Cavett's neck 170 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,011 for what he put you through! 171 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,972 And Victoria should know better too. 172 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:12,765 But then again, she cheats at Scrabble, 173 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,183 so I'm not surprised. 174 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,518 - Oh, God, it's fine. 175 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:17,687 You know, it's just national television. 176 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,522 - I told Elayne all about you. 177 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,607 - Yes. You've had quite a ride. 178 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,192 - Oh, my God. Where did that come from? 179 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,403 - I kept your debut issue. Elayne wanted to see it. 180 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:28,197 - Oh, my God, Maggie. That is so amateurish. 181 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,534 - I--I found it raw, but powerful. 182 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:33,995 - Thank you. That means--that means a lot. 183 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:36,706 - You know, "Minx" is a long way from this. 184 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:39,375 - Well, the unholy marriage of art and commerce. 185 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:40,835 I'm sure you can relate. 186 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:42,503 - Mm, we're in a bit of a privileged position 187 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:43,796 here at "Betsy." - Mm-hmm. 188 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,715 - Shiny new prestige publication-- 189 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,216 a loss leader for Fairchild. 190 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,968 - They don't expect us to make a profit. 191 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:50,678 They just love the good write-ups. 192 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:51,846 - What about advertising? 193 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:53,598 - Oh, we do book the occasional ad 194 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:55,224 for a mission-driven nonprofit, 195 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,144 but we don't need it to pay the rent. 196 00:07:58,227 --> 00:07:59,395 - Wow. 197 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:02,231 - Joyce, we would love to invite you in. 198 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,610 Write a piece for us. You have a fascinating story. 199 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:08,237 - That is such a good idea. 200 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,532 ♪ ♪ 201 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,659 She's amazing, isn't she? 202 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:14,911 Okay, do you want a quick tour? 203 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,412 - Yes. - All right. 204 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:18,414 So our editorial department lives in here. 205 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:20,541 Our department's out there, layouts, hi. 206 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:24,754 Oh, my favorite--my favorite is this little research nook. 207 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,339 - Oh, wow. 208 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:27,632 God, the temperature, it's so cozy. 209 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:29,133 - Always set to 74. 210 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,385 And if you get a chill, shahtooshes, 211 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,929 made from the wool of Tibetan chiru antelopes. 212 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,390 - Oh, wow. - [laughs] 213 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:39,101 So I invited some of the ladies to join us for lunch, 214 00:08:39,184 --> 00:08:40,727 but if you want it to just be us-- 215 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:43,188 - No, the more the merrier. - All right, shall we? 216 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:45,233 Let's--okay, this way. 217 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:50,488 - Where were we? - Terms. 218 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:52,365 - Well, I couldn't possibly consider 219 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,325 without a full editorial staff. 220 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:55,451 - Sounds fair to me. 221 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:56,702 - First-class travel. 222 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,204 - Domestic. 223 00:08:58,287 --> 00:08:59,497 - And international. 224 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:01,415 If I'm not in Milan for Fashion Week, 225 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,293 "Minx" will never be relevant in the style space. 226 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,962 And Halston would love you, by the way. 227 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:08,297 - Oh, everybody loves me. - [chuckles] 228 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,841 - I like your spunk but you're not my only date to the dance. 229 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:14,053 - Yes, I'm sure you have Helen Gurley Brown in your Rolodex. 230 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:16,764 - Oh, I do. - [laughs] 231 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,140 - I'm serious. 232 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,600 Listen, you know how hot "Minx" is 233 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,978 or you wouldn't have taken this meeting. 234 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:25,481 I'm about to have the number one adult mag in the country 235 00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:28,567 and we both know you want to be a part of that. 236 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,903 So I'll consider your terms, but as of now, 237 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:33,823 Milano's on your dime. 238 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:36,284 - Chocolate tart? Key lime pie? 239 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,369 - Just the check. 240 00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:41,747 - And that 21-year single malt. 241 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,874 - Coming up. - [chuckles] 242 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,668 - I didn't know where else to go. 243 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:48,963 There's nothing left for me to do at Bottom Dollar. 244 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:51,841 - I'm so sorry, Bambi. I don't know where Joyce is. 245 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,759 She's on my shit list, in fact. 246 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,220 - I get that you're mad, but isn't it kind of good, 247 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,222 what happened with you and Lenny? 248 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,975 I mean, now that he knows he can't take you to the moon, 249 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,852 at least you can get somewhere. 250 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,395 - What? Like divorce court? 251 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:05,730 I tried to apologize, 252 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:08,232 but we can't seem to get back on track. 253 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,984 - You just need to re-notch your groove. 254 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:12,194 How do you feel about getting naked in the desert? 255 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,530 - No. - Okay, so mescaline's out. 256 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:17,283 - Yeah. Riunite's as crazy as we get. 257 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:18,659 - You can get crazier than that. 258 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,202 What about something sexy? 259 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,872 - I don't do sexy. - Shelly. 260 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,206 You have the hair of a starlet 261 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,209 and the hips of a Greek goddess. 262 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,711 - I've seen those statues. Okay? 263 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,588 They're kind of doughy. 264 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:32,214 - Dough gets pounded. 265 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,175 [laughter] 266 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:36,218 - You offered her how much? - Don't worry about that. 267 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,721 Plus she's gonna be worth ten times that if she delivers 268 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,097 on half the stuff she promised. 269 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,390 I mean, with her connections-- 270 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,142 - But what salary did you offer her? 271 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,394 - We're talking about film. We're talking about fashion. 272 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,896 We're talking about beauty. 273 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,649 I mean, we could sponsor a jazz festival. 274 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,359 Hobnobbin' with Herbie Hancock. 275 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,694 Don't tell me you wouldn't want that, Tins. 276 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,821 - Don't tease me with Herbie. 277 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,281 Bye-bye, new building. 278 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,117 - Oh, no, no. Hello, new empire. 279 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,535 I mean, how many opportunities in life 280 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,245 do you get to catch the big wave? 281 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,373 This is the big one. 282 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,668 - Okay, Joyce has been gone, what, five days? 283 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,420 Can we slow down? These are huge decisions. 284 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,963 - No way, not a chance. 285 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,924 This is the time to make a big move. 286 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:18,427 Voilà. Spaghetti Renetti. 287 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,347 - This is Spaghetti Alfredo. - Excuse me? 288 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,807 Did Alfredo tell you to say that? 289 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,433 - He might've mentioned something. 290 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,228 - That is my spaghetti. Alfredo is out of line. 291 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,271 Hey, you say it. You say it. 292 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,981 - Alfredo, you're out of line. 293 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,942 - [chuckles] 294 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,944 Thank you. I needed to hear it. 295 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,362 - [laughs] 296 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:37,738 Mm. 297 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,576 - Hey, I want you to be the managing editor 298 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,663 of "Minx", Tins. 299 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,915 Look, Wendy's a big name. She's got big ideas. 300 00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:49,458 But day-to-day production spending, 301 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,002 you're the only person I trust and you know it. 302 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,963 - You're giving me this job now. 303 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,465 - Yes, I am. 304 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,884 - So Alex is a restaurant critic. 305 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,636 I can't believe we're serving him dinner. 306 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:03,013 Why don't I just kill myself? - [laughs] 307 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,474 - Georgina, you met earlier at "Betsy." 308 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,310 She's an assistant editor and her dad runs Unilever. 309 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,478 - Oh. 310 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,147 - And Eric works for Mayor Lindsay. 311 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,441 He's responsible for everything good Lindsay's ever done. 312 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,109 And, uh, he's single. 313 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,735 - Oh, really. - Mm-hmm. 314 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:20,781 Only thing to know is that he says, um, "busimess." 315 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,992 It's not a big deal. - [laughs] 316 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,161 Are you saying he says "busimess" 317 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,745 instead of "business?" - Mm-hmm. 318 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,664 - Well, has anybody told him? 319 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,082 - No. - Tonight's the night. 320 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,459 - No, Joyce, you can't tell him. 321 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:32,877 - I'm gonna tell him. - No, you-- 322 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,753 Why can't you move back to New York? 323 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:35,880 I miss you. 324 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,340 - Oh, God. Don't tempt me. 325 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,342 - These farmers are so short-sighted. 326 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,011 They can't see five minutes into the future. 327 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,304 - Right. - I agree. 328 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:44,680 - Maybe if the government hadn't shoved it 329 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:46,182 down their throats after the war, 330 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,850 we wouldn't have this problem to begin with. 331 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,019 - No, no, no, if DDT is going to save the family farm, 332 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,520 then who are we to judge? 333 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,814 - The people who are going to die of cancer. 334 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,691 - Yeah, and watch as the ecosystems fail 335 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,485 because all the birds have gone extinct. 336 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,153 - As long as we still have Cornish hens. 337 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:00,863 - Right, except for those. Yes. 338 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,323 - They're delicious, love. 339 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:04,909 - Oh, well, Citarella never disappoints. 340 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,410 - Oh, my God. I've missed this. 341 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,496 I cannot remember the last time 342 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:09,997 I had a scintillating conversation 343 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,582 about a lethal pesticide. [laughter] 344 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:14,627 - Oh, no, tragedy. That's the last of the ice. 345 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,629 all: Oh, boo. 346 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:17,713 - Brandt-- - Just stick to the wine. 347 00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:18,839 It's delicious. 348 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,299 You love it. It's great. 349 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:21,717 - Says the man with ice in his whiskey. 350 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,802 - I'm humiliated. I am so sorry. 351 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,388 - You should be. [laughter] 352 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,557 - Okay. 353 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,894 All right. Okay. 354 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,896 [indistinct chatter] 355 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,065 How's he doing in there? 356 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,691 - Unclear. - Yeah? 357 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,485 - There are a lot of noises. 358 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:41,195 - Lot of noises, huh? - A lot. 359 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,072 both: [chuckle] 360 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,157 - Noises are okay. 361 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,121 How you doing? 362 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,331 Girls are ready. We're ready. 363 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:53,958 You close? 364 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,380 - Close is for pussies. 365 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:03,259 You're either there or you're nowhere. 366 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,344 All right. - [chuckles] 367 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:06,929 - Let's do this. 368 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,974 [upbeat music] 369 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,976 - Get to work. Let's go! 370 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,270 We got him, ladies, Billy Brunson. 371 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,938 Whoo! 372 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,440 - [smooches] - That is a very hard dick. 373 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,234 - Oh, you think? - We can't shoot that. 374 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,903 Unless you want a magazine no one can put on their stands. 375 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,572 - I don't know, I was thinking maybe 376 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,031 you could do some kind of camera trick or an angle 377 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,533 that kind of hides it a little bit. 378 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,285 - Sure, I'll just set the exposure to flaccid. 379 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,287 - Renetti, this happenin' or what, buddy? 380 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,496 - Yes. Yes. 381 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,039 Can I get a moment with you, please? 382 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,457 Yeah. - Yeah. 383 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,293 - I love this choice. I think it's bold. 384 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,836 But I got to say, I find with our readers, 385 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,462 it's--it's better to sometimes give them a bite 386 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,298 rather than the whole meal, don't you? 387 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,633 - You might get away with that bullshit with your male models. 388 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,302 But not with me. 389 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:49,847 You asked for The Goat, you're gettin' all of The Goat. 390 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,016 [both chuckle] 391 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,063 - I don't-- I don't know about black. 392 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,649 It was the only color Tommy wore for years. 393 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,068 On the plus side, black goes with everything. 394 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,486 So getting him dressed was a breeze. 395 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,071 But, you know-- 396 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,490 - Shelly, in this home, you don't have to be a mom. 397 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,533 And you look great. 398 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,201 - I don't recognize myself. 399 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,495 - That's the point. 400 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,497 [giggles] Okay. 401 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,249 Shelly... 402 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,668 [camera shutter snaps] - Oh. [clears throat] 403 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,254 - Meet Shelly. That's you, too. 404 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,298 She's just been hiding for a while. 405 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,883 In order to find magic with your husband, 406 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,801 you have to find it first in yourself. 407 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,094 - So, Joyce-- - Yes. 408 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,180 - How long will you be in New York? 409 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,891 - Well, usually I have everything planned. 410 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,644 Everything. But I don't know. 411 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,937 - She's writing a piece for us at "Betsy" actually. 412 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,356 - Good for you. What about? 413 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,358 - I--no-- I have not said yes yet. 414 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,652 - Smart. Hold out for more money. 415 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,070 - I can help you with that. 416 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,279 - Well, thank you. Thank you. 417 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,864 Okay, good. - You got people. 418 00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:51,659 - It's--no, Elayne wants me to write about "Minx". 419 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,037 Yikes. [laughs] 420 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,622 - Maggie told us not to say anything. 421 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:57,873 - No. No. 422 00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,458 What I said is, "Don't push her." 423 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,918 - No, it's fine. It's fine. 424 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,753 I don't mind talking about it amongst friends. 425 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,755 - Great. - Oh, God. 426 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:05,964 - I do have one question. 427 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,800 - Of course. - There he is. 428 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,009 - The men. - Mm-hmm? 429 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,470 - Gigolos, right? - No, no. 430 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,889 The first centerfold was a firefighter. 431 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:16,225 And the second was a Juilliard grad. 432 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,518 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 433 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,019 - Look at that. [all chuckle] 434 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,938 - His parents must be dancing. 435 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,690 - Who cares about the men? 436 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,400 We want to know about the women. 437 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,485 Who ends up doing something like that? 438 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,696 - Obviously, somebody who has to. 439 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,239 - Mm. - A runaway. 440 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,573 Or a single mother. 441 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,367 - No. That's not been my experience. 442 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,785 - You hear that, Georgina? 443 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,745 Don't judge until you've street-walked 444 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,789 a mile in their stilettos. 445 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,874 - These women aren't actually that different from us. 446 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,084 You know, they just are 447 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,377 more comfortable with their bodies. 448 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,796 - Joyce. They're nothing like us. 449 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,132 - Now remember, you are a dazzling, 450 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,134 glimmering, sexy nymph. 451 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,177 - Oh, nymphs like to hide behind things. 452 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,263 Maybe I'll just pop behind the couch or-- 453 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,597 - No, no, no. 454 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,932 Come on, you're hot. 455 00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:59,268 - Yeah, I'm sweating. I'm a sweater. 456 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,186 - Okay. Take this. 457 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,897 - Oh. This is nice. 458 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,273 - My good luck charm. 459 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,775 I wore it on my very first photoshoot. 460 00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:08,359 "101 Arabian Nights." 461 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,863 - Oh, isn't it "One Thousand and One Arabian Nights"? 462 00:17:10,945 --> 00:17:12,906 - Yeah. Ours was pretty low budge. 463 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,700 But I was nervous like you are now 464 00:17:14,782 --> 00:17:16,952 and I got through it and nothing bad's happened since. 465 00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:19,954 - Wow, that's quite a hot streak. [chuckles] 466 00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,330 - Yes. Hot. 467 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,208 Speaking of hot, 468 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:25,210 you are on fire and you have a secret. 469 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,627 - Ooh. What is it? 470 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,297 - [chuckles lightly] I don't know. 471 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,840 It's between you and the camera. 472 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,759 - Oh, you're good. [camera shutter clicks] 473 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,343 - Hey, Billy. 474 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,970 Can I have one more-- can I have a moment? 475 00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:37,639 Yeah. This is great. This is exciting. 476 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,183 Can I be totally honest with you? 477 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,476 It's--it's not up to me. 478 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,977 I mean, I can take these photos, 479 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,812 but it's not legal for me to distribute them. 480 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,064 - My dick is above the law, brother. 481 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,234 - Yeah, I wish that was true. Believe me. 482 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,695 But what if we took it down to 75%? 483 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,155 Can we do 75%, Billy? 484 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,698 - Three-quarter mast. - Yeah. 485 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,450 - Is that how you like to salute your flag? 486 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,701 In America? 487 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,453 - Hey, I'm a patriot just like you. 488 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,747 But if you want your fellow Americans to see this thing, 489 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,166 which we both fucking do, 490 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,168 we gotta let a little air out of the tire down here. 491 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,712 We just gotta. [sighs] 492 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,339 - 90%. - That's-- 493 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,882 Give me 80. Let's go down to 80. 494 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,300 - No way. - Yes. 495 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,010 - No way, brother. This is grade A beef. 496 00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,178 Come on. 497 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,679 Oh no, step back, son. No, no. 498 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,015 Everybody stays naked. 499 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,518 I know you want me hard. 500 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,978 So why don't you just take this bad boy in? 501 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,356 You can look but don't touch. [chuckles] 502 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,066 - Let's start shooting. Right? 503 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,151 Let's find a level that works for everybody. 504 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,153 But the move now is to start shooting, right? 505 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,239 - Yeah, yeah, let's get these girlies jumping up and down. 506 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:38,075 I want these jingles jangling. - Ooh, I love that energy! 507 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,535 Girls, let's jump. 508 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,370 Let's get the jingles jangling like he said. 509 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,497 [claps] - It's about education. 510 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,083 Just think of how much better these people's lives could be 511 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,210 if somebody just cared enough to keep them in school. 512 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,463 - You know, I don't think that educated people 513 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,590 have a monopoly on good decision-making. 514 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,634 - An excellent point from the Vassar grad 515 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,094 who ended up in porno. 516 00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,846 - Oh. - Ouch. 517 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,514 - She didn't "end up" there. 518 00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,599 She was slumming it for a while, 519 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,393 getting a little dirt under the nails. 520 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,228 - Well, the story has a happy ending 521 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,398 because Joyce is back in New York where she belongs. 522 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,316 To Joyce. all: To Joyce. 523 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,694 - To Joyce. 524 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,529 - So I ran into William Shawn last week, 525 00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,614 who looks awful, by the way. - Well, of course. 526 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,907 - I'll get more ice. 527 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,075 - No, you don't have to do that. 528 00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:21,326 - No, no, no. It's fine. 529 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,536 I never get to breathe fall air. 530 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:23,954 - All right. Did I tell you... 531 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,289 - Doug, look around. 532 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:27,165 Is this really what "Minx" is about? 533 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,625 - Don't do that whiny shit right now. 534 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,586 You hear me? - No, I know he's a big get. 535 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,296 But, Doug, what are we doing here? 536 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:33,922 - I can't keep this thing up all day long. 537 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,009 What do they think we're doing? [laughter] 538 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,594 We're on limited time here, Leibovitz. 539 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,388 Start shooting. - Just give me a second, okay? 540 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,973 - Just please press the button. Let's shoot something. 541 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,267 - I can't stand here all day. [laughs] 542 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,935 - Take the pics, Richie. 543 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,437 Read the room and take the pics. 544 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,063 - Fine. - Good. 545 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,398 - Don't be an asshole, press the button. 546 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:52,733 - I am. [camera shutter clicking] 547 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:54,109 - Why don't you go rouge some nipples 548 00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:55,611 if this is so beneath you, Rich? 549 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,696 Okay? I got it. Thanks, Richie. Thank you. 550 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,072 - Oh, great. 551 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,866 Now there's two hard dicks in the room. 552 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,951 - Oh, ho! Pretty good. We're good. 553 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,620 - That's how you take control, Renetti. 554 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:05,746 My man. [claps] 555 00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:07,456 - Have fun with your boyfriend. 556 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,791 - Grits and pancakes. What do you say, guys? 557 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,168 Good. Excitement, excitement. 558 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,670 We got Billy Brunson. [girls laughing] 559 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,631 Great. [camera shutter clicks] 560 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,967 [sultry music playing over radio] 561 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,011 [camera shutter clicks] 562 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,849 - What's wrong? 563 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:29,353 - Nothing. You're gorgeous. 564 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,688 I just want to adjust your hair a little bit. 565 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,315 - Yeah, do whatever you want. 566 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,775 - Um... 567 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,818 ♪ ♪ 568 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,153 Um, and then the robe, 569 00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:39,655 I was thinking maybe it could be a little 570 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,406 off the shoulders or-- 571 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,784 - What about no robe? 572 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,496 - That's the shot. 573 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:53,001 ♪ ♪ 574 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,461 [chuckles] 575 00:20:54,544 --> 00:21:01,635 ♪ ♪ 576 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,973 [car honking] 577 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,019 [indistinct chatter] 578 00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:20,320 [Aretha Franklin's "Rock Steady"] 579 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:27,494 ♪ ♪ 580 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,547 - ♪ Rock steady, baby ♪ 581 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:41,675 ♪ That's what I feel now ♪ 582 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:45,971 ♪ Let's call this song exactly what it is ♪ 583 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,514 ♪ Step and move your hips ♪ 584 00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:50,892 ♪ With a feeling from side to side ♪ 585 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,686 ♪ Sit yourself down in your car ♪ 586 00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:55,105 ♪ And take a ride, while you're moving ♪ 587 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,607 - Can I buy you a drink? 588 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,860 - If I say yes, will you stop following me? 589 00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:06,992 ♪ ♪ 590 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,412 - ♪ Step and move your hips ♪ 591 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,205 ♪ With a feeling from side to side ♪ 592 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,749 - Oh! 593 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,625 - ♪ Sit yourself down in your car ♪ 594 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,586 ♪ And take a ride ♪ 595 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,880 ♪ While you're moving rock steady ♪ 596 00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:21,798 - Whoo! - ♪ Rock steady ♪ 597 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:28,805 ♪ ♪ 598 00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:35,103 ♪ Rock steady ♪ 599 00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:00,754 - I know the Cornish hen was a bit dry, but... 600 00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:05,801 - Um, I'm sorry. 601 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,428 Okay, I just-- I went dancing. 602 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,972 - In the middle of a dinner party? 603 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:15,268 Is that a hickey? 604 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,771 - Uh... [chuckles] 605 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,272 Yeah. [laughs] 606 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,982 I met somebody. 607 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,651 - So who was he? 608 00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:27,155 You don't even know his name. 609 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,698 - You know what I know is that he wasn't 610 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:30,492 patronizing and judgmental. 611 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,119 - Oh, grow up, Joyce. 612 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,496 You think when Gloria Steinem goes to a dinner party, 613 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:36,164 people don't ask her about her time 614 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,749 going undercover at The Playboy Club? 615 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,001 It's what makes you interesting right now. 616 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,296 - My life is not fodder for your dinner party. 617 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,714 - But you're more than happy 618 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,675 to lap up the attention when it suits you. 619 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:49,511 - You're more than happy basking in my reflection. 620 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:50,762 This-- 621 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,848 - I'm trying to give you back your life. 622 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,642 - Okay. All right. 623 00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:57,227 - [sighs] 624 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,356 This is salvageable. All right? 625 00:24:01,439 --> 00:24:02,941 I, uh-- 626 00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,568 [laughs] I have some stationery. 627 00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,111 You can write some apology notes 628 00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:09,739 and break out that Prigger charm. 629 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:12,659 - I have nothing to apologize for. 630 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:21,209 - Hey. - Hey. 631 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,549 Is this what you wanted? 632 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,718 - It'll move magazines, all right? 633 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,431 - I'll start looking for new photographers. 634 00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:38,977 You should probably take Joyce's name off the masthead. 635 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:42,230 [Nina Simone's "I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free"] 636 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:46,568 ♪ ♪ 637 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:50,280 - ♪ I wish I knew how ♪ 638 00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:54,784 ♪ It would feel to be free ♪ 639 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:57,913 ♪ I wish I could break ♪ 640 00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:02,626 ♪ All the chains holdin' me ♪ 641 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:05,712 ♪ I wish I could say ♪ 642 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:09,591 ♪ All the things that I should say ♪ 643 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:13,553 ♪ Say 'em loud, say 'em clear ♪ 644 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:18,225 ♪ For the whole round world to hear ♪ 645 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:21,561 ♪ I wish I could share ♪ 646 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:26,274 ♪ All the love that's in my heart ♪ 647 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:29,527 ♪ Remove all the bars ♪ 648 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:33,615 ♪ That keep us apart ♪ 649 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:37,035 ♪ I wish you could know ♪ 650 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:40,997 ♪ What it means to be me ♪ 651 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:44,960 ♪ Then you'd see and agree ♪ 652 00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:49,714 ♪ That every man should be free ♪ 653 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:53,009 ♪ I wish I could give ♪ 654 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:57,389 ♪ All I'm longin' to give ♪ 655 00:25:57,472 --> 00:26:01,017 ♪ I wish I could live ♪ 656 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:05,563 ♪ Like I'm longing to live ♪ 657 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:08,441 ♪ I wish I could do ♪ 658 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:12,862 ♪ All the things that I can do ♪ 659 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:16,574 ♪ And though I'm way overdue ♪