1 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:04,672 [Doug] You said you wanted splashy. 2 00:00:04,839 --> 00:00:06,674 -Is this splashy enough? -Well, it's a beginning. 3 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:08,885 I'm CFO, Chief Fun Officer. 4 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:11,095 And I'm art director, which is an actual title. 5 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,305 I have fans now. 6 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,223 Yeah, and they're incredibly wealthy 7 00:00:14,390 --> 00:00:15,725 and they live in castles 8 00:00:15,892 --> 00:00:17,226 and hire me to shoot their playthings. 9 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,936 [Doug] We could turn Minx into so much more 10 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:20,021 than just a magazine. 11 00:00:20,146 --> 00:00:21,898 Merchandising, uh, events, 12 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:24,609 international editions, taking this thing global. 13 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,736 Something is going on with you. 14 00:00:26,903 --> 00:00:28,821 Whatever this is, I want to figure it out with you. 15 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:32,241 Please welcome Joyce Prigger. 16 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,327 -Am I a celebrity? -Sure, you're a celebrity. 17 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:36,120 [Joyce] Doesn't it seem like people are longing 18 00:00:36,287 --> 00:00:38,664 for a way to be more open about sexuality 19 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:40,249 without feeling shame? 20 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,627 God save the queen of dicks. 21 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:44,295 [Joyce] And, you know, I don't think it stops there. 22 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:46,756 I-I think this feels like the beginning of something. 23 00:00:49,342 --> 00:00:52,011 [Eugene Blacknell's "Get in a Hurry" playing] 24 00:00:52,178 --> 00:00:54,805 ♪ ♪ 25 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:56,724 [Eugene] ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪ 26 00:00:58,601 --> 00:00:59,936 [model] Hey. 27 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:01,812 [Eugene] ♪ I gotta buckle down ♪ 28 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:05,066 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:09,779 ♪ I can't believe ♪ 30 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:13,074 -♪ My baby done put me down ♪ -Thank you. 31 00:01:13,199 --> 00:01:15,451 [laughter] 32 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:18,287 [Doug] Sunset Boulevard. You got 90,000 eyes a day. 33 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:19,914 That is a wonderful idea, Doug. 34 00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:21,457 Truly inspired. 35 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:23,000 Really? 'Cause yesterday you said 36 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:26,254 that billboards were "a blight on the public commons." 37 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:27,588 Well, you know what, I slept on it, 38 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,006 and it's a winner. [laughs] 39 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,133 [camera shutter clicks] 40 00:01:33,219 --> 00:01:34,095 [Tina] Yes, Bambi. 41 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:35,638 Um, who are those people 42 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,056 and why do they keep taking our picture? 43 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:39,016 That's Rolling Stone, and they're here today 44 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:40,476 doing a feature on Bottom Dollar. 45 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:42,520 You really need to read my memos, Bambi. 46 00:01:42,687 --> 00:01:44,146 Oh, I don't read memos on principle. 47 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:45,523 But fun. 48 00:01:45,690 --> 00:01:46,607 Yes, it is. 49 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:48,943 It's... so much fun. 50 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:51,070 [Tina] Big day today, big shoot, big issue. 51 00:01:51,237 --> 00:01:52,655 Does anyone know where Richie is? 52 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:54,156 Art department's still waiting on his approval, 53 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:55,782 and I don't know why he's not here. 54 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:56,993 I'm here. I'm here and I'm ready. 55 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:59,662 [clears throat] Uh, more. 56 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:01,163 Both. Also both. 57 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,332 You know my budgets aren't suggestions, right? 58 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:04,750 Just how over are we? 59 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,544 Twenty percent and counting. 60 00:02:06,711 --> 00:02:09,005 Eh, that's a rounding error in my book. 61 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,716 I think we need to support this man's vision. 62 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:12,842 You've earned it. 63 00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:15,052 Thank you, Connie. 64 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:17,096 And in other news, the, uh, comment cards 65 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:20,808 for my new science magazine, uh, Beyond, 66 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:21,976 came out, and they're, uh... 67 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,147 ...they're very positive. [laughs] 68 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:27,815 Yeah, so I'll read 'em to you. 69 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:29,775 Somebody said, "Original." 70 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:31,360 "Mind-blowing." 71 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,279 "The biggest development in science 72 00:02:33,446 --> 00:02:34,530 since the Punnett square." 73 00:02:34,697 --> 00:02:36,032 I wrote that one. 74 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:38,034 And how are we looking on the calendars? 75 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,286 [Doug] I think we've got some really sexy options. 76 00:02:40,453 --> 00:02:42,537 Oh, Joycie, I pulled off the lady quotes. 77 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:46,000 So now it's just thick and juicy slices of beefcake. 78 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,128 Yum. 79 00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:51,088 [Eugene] ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪ 80 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:54,216 ♪ ♪ 81 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,052 ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪ 82 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,012 What the hell was that? 83 00:02:58,179 --> 00:03:00,723 We've got Rolling Stone posted up, 84 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,851 and all of a sudden you decide to respect me? 85 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,644 Well, I-I don't-- I don't know what you mean. 86 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,480 [camera shutter clicks] 87 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:09,398 [Doug] Come on, Prigger, please. 88 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,233 What are you doing? 89 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,069 This is our thing. 90 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:14,403 We fight, we bang heads, 91 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:16,197 but then we come together and we make magic. 92 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:18,407 It is very Minx-y. 93 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:20,076 When did that become an adjective? 94 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:21,619 I just don't understand why you're trying 95 00:03:21,744 --> 00:03:23,245 to bore this reporter out of a story. 96 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:26,415 Do you have any idea who Simon Michaels is? 97 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:28,542 Y-you-you've brought death to our door. 98 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,504 Okay, this guy, he writes searing exposés. 99 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:32,838 He uncovers malfeasance. 100 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,673 He topples despots. 101 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,134 Last I checked, you are not a third world dictator, Joyce. 102 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:38,469 I think we'll be okay. 103 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,137 [Joyce] Yeah, well, still, one never knows 104 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:42,013 what's going to bring 'em down, you know? 105 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:43,599 Have you read a word about Nixon? 106 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:46,185 He's the president of the United States. 107 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:48,396 We publish a dick mag. 108 00:03:48,521 --> 00:03:49,688 Although right now, 109 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,482 I don't know who's more paranoid. 110 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:53,776 In just six months, sales are through the roof. 111 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:56,028 Okay, writers beg to contribute. 112 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:58,447 We're on top. I mean, come on, why risk that? 113 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:02,159 Because, Joycie, if we get on the cover of Rolling Stone, 114 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:05,121 it'll launch us to outer fucking space. 115 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,123 No--you mean launch Beyond. 116 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:08,207 Okay? I'm not an idiot. 117 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,126 I'm not risking Minx 118 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,837 just so you can give your pet project a boost. 119 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,296 So this is about jealousy? 120 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:16,674 Oh, my God, no. I'm very... I'm very happy 121 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:18,217 for you and your new celebrity friend-- 122 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:19,510 [Doug] My editor, Joyce, 123 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:20,970 Carl Sagan. 124 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:22,888 Yeah, that kind of press is a distraction. 125 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:25,307 And what was that hatchet job you did on my calendar? 126 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:26,934 There it is. So you were pissed. 127 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:28,561 Doug, I spent hours curating 128 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,646 this-this treasure trove of feminist witticisms. 129 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,480 It pulled focus from the schlongs. 130 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:34,483 Schlongs without context are just schlongs, okay? 131 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:35,985 It's the quotes that make them Minx-y. 132 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:37,278 God damn it. 133 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,447 There it is, kid! There's the pepper! 134 00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:41,115 Where was that in the meeting? 135 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,533 [laid-back rock music plays] 136 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:43,492 -[Shelly] Okay. -[Lenny] We gotta go. 137 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,286 Hey, and remember Grandma's picking you up 138 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:47,163 after school for the sleepover today, okay? 139 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:49,165 And if she pops that second jug of wine, 140 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,583 I want you to call. 141 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,793 Well, Tommy has a standing order 142 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,336 to water down the Carlo Rossi after 9:00. 143 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,088 Oh, and don't worry about going to the store. 144 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:58,007 -I have time today. -No way. 145 00:04:58,174 --> 00:05:00,009 You got enough on your plate as hostess. 146 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:01,135 And besides, I want to make sure that you have 147 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:02,928 plenty of energy for later. 148 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:04,305 Oh, excuse me. 149 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,056 [Lenny] Mm-hmm. 150 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,933 [Shelly chuckles] 151 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:09,685 -[Lenny] Mm. -[Shelly chuckles] 152 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,687 I have a test first period. 153 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:13,647 Okay. All right, get out of here. 154 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,483 [Lenny] All right. 155 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,860 Well, well, good morning, lovebirds. 156 00:05:18,027 --> 00:05:19,445 [laughs] 157 00:05:19,612 --> 00:05:22,156 Hey, Harold and I were wondering if you had 158 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:25,117 a couple spots open at your table for dinner tonight. 159 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:27,077 You guys throw the best parties. 160 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:28,537 Right, Harold? [laughs] 161 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:30,372 Driving the bus today, Lenny? 162 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,249 Must be in the doghouse. 163 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:33,459 [Lenny] Nope, just, uh, 164 00:05:33,626 --> 00:05:34,877 enjoy spending time with my children. 165 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:36,337 [Shelly chuckles] 166 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:37,922 I'm so sorry-- even with the leaf, 167 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,089 we can only fit eight. 168 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,549 Maybe next time? 169 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:41,592 Okay. 170 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,553 [engine turns over] 171 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,222 You had one line, Harold. 172 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:47,431 One. 173 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,725 [singer] ♪ Talk about your yo-yo ♪ 174 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:51,227 [Bambi] And this is where Richie sits. 175 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:52,394 He used to be in the studio, 176 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:54,063 but then Life magazine called him 177 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:56,315 "America's Picasso of the Pecker." 178 00:05:56,482 --> 00:05:59,235 So, I gave him a work station and two assistants. 179 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:00,903 And over here is Tina. 180 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:02,738 She got to choose her own carpet. 181 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,782 She went with the short pile 'cause she's classy. 182 00:06:04,949 --> 00:06:06,575 Is that you right there? 183 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:07,743 [Bambi] Yeah. 184 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,995 That was from before my CFO days. 185 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,247 [Simon] You went from nude model 186 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,498 to Chief Financial Officer? 187 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:14,166 Chief Fun Officer. 188 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:15,960 Yours sounds made-up. [laughs] 189 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,711 Also, I'm still centerfold coordinating, 190 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,296 which is a real job. 191 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,423 But I'm looking for my next gig here. 192 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,592 Just waiting for the stars to align. 193 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:25,427 Speaking of stars, 194 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:26,845 who do we have here? 195 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,139 Astrologer, cosmetologist, 196 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:32,309 and Beyond magazine's editor emeritus, 197 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,228 Mr. Carl Sagan. 198 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:35,354 Hello. 199 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:36,814 I'm almost none of those things. 200 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,190 Okay, bye, guys. 201 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:39,900 Bye, Annie. 202 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,569 Do you know where I could find Joyce Prigger? 203 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:46,031 [indistinct chatter] 204 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:52,955 You one of those people who can only write 205 00:06:53,122 --> 00:06:54,415 in the midst of chaos? 206 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:55,583 [typewriter dings] 207 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:57,918 Here you go. 208 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,086 This should have everything you need. 209 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,507 Yeah, I-I think I missed something. 210 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,551 Oh, I wrote out my answers in advance. 211 00:07:05,718 --> 00:07:06,969 [Simon] Right, but I didn't submit any questions. 212 00:07:07,136 --> 00:07:08,429 I've done dozens of interviews, 213 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,973 and 95% of the questions are exactly the same. 214 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:16,020 Um, I'm so sorry. What was your name again? 215 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:17,646 Annie Leibovitz. 216 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:19,315 Right, okay, um, Ms. Leibovitz, 217 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,649 could you please not take my picture? 218 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:22,484 It's her job. 219 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:23,611 [Joyce] Well, I'm trying to do mine. 220 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,488 And you have caught me on a very busy day. 221 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:28,157 -"Where do you get your ideas?" -[Joyce] Mm-hmm. 222 00:07:28,324 --> 00:07:30,117 "How do you find your models? 223 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,910 What does your boyfriend think about your job?" 224 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,371 On that last one, I push back firmly but gently. 225 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,498 [Simon] I would never ask that question. 226 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:37,833 Well, you'd be the first. 227 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,418 Then why don't you let me be? 228 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:41,712 Talk to me about your book. That's a big advance. 229 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:42,879 Wh-what are you spending it on? 230 00:07:43,047 --> 00:07:44,757 Uh, T-bills and a new condo. 231 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:47,176 Page three, halfway down. 232 00:07:47,343 --> 00:07:48,344 And if you'll excuse me, 233 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,678 it looks like I'm needed in a meeting. 234 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:51,013 [jaunty music plays] 235 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:51,972 I'm getting a bounce. 236 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,349 That's dead skin. 237 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:55,517 Son of a bitch. 238 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:56,810 Pumice. 239 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,855 ♪ ♪ 240 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:02,024 Hey, Turtleneck, pumice stone. 241 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,195 Technically not a stone. 242 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:08,364 It's a mineral slurry. 243 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,491 [Doug] There's my handsome genius. 244 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:11,659 Hey, you want something to drink? 245 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:12,868 A Fanta? You wanna get high? 246 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:14,578 Richie's got some great grass. 247 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,372 Forty-five minute drive to Syracuse, 248 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,666 two connecting flights in coach, 249 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,250 all for an interview that doesn't seem to be happening. 250 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,127 Oh, it's happening. It is happening. 251 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:23,961 Believe me, believe me. When I told this reporter 252 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:25,380 you were here, he flipped his lid. 253 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:26,715 Betrayed none of that excitement 254 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:27,841 -in our brief encounter. -Oh, he's just nervous. 255 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,884 He is beyond excited. 256 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:31,970 [laughing] Beyond. 257 00:08:32,096 --> 00:08:33,722 Okay. I would like to get high. 258 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:34,890 Okay, good. 259 00:08:35,057 --> 00:08:36,934 [country blues music plays] 260 00:08:37,101 --> 00:08:38,727 [PA grunting] 261 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,897 ♪ ♪ 262 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:44,608 Why are there so many tumbleweeds? 263 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,610 I asked you earlier. You said more. 264 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,070 I meant metaphorically. 265 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:50,781 This is supposed to be a lone tumbleweed. 266 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:53,617 Well, you're not gonna like that. 267 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:54,743 -[Richie] Oh, my God. -[Bambi] Babes... 268 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:57,287 Wait, wait. Can someone kill the fan? 269 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,997 -What? -[Bambi] The models are upset. 270 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:01,125 [Richie] Good. The concept is Dudes in Distress. 271 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,835 No, they're model upset. 272 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,547 The only way I can transform into character 273 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,507 is to know who tied me up. 274 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:09,675 What's my moment before? 275 00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:10,968 Plus, my cock's gonna look smaller 276 00:09:11,135 --> 00:09:12,302 if I'm further away. 277 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,971 Even though we all know it's not. 278 00:09:14,138 --> 00:09:16,265 Okay, everyone take five. 279 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,517 And can someone give the talent some umbrellas, please? 280 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:20,102 [Bambi] Robert, Charlie. 281 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,440 [Joyce] I hear we're having model drama. 282 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,984 Brando over here is requesting special makeup. 283 00:09:27,151 --> 00:09:29,820 He's convinced his character would be uncircumcised. 284 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:31,947 Well, he's not wrong from a historical perspective. 285 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:34,116 But, uh, that's not the problem here, right? 286 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,367 The setup is not working. 287 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:36,910 I know. Something's missing. 288 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,829 -I just don't know what it is. -It's not tumbleweeds. 289 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,497 Okay, I thought the "lone" was implied. 290 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:42,624 Right, yes. 291 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,378 How about this? 292 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,088 You move on to your secondary setups, 293 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,590 and then by the time we're ready for our centerfold, 294 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:52,134 I will have a fix. 295 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,135 Okay. 296 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,678 [laid-back rock music plays] 297 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,264 You know, I'm not one to comment on creative, 298 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:59,349 but this all seems a bit-- 299 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:00,601 Off. Yes, I know. 300 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:01,977 -We're handling it. -Yeah. 301 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:04,438 I just don't want to lose sight of our audience. 302 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:07,816 I mean, Minx is a very successful women's magazine. 303 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:10,110 And this, two men together, 304 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,488 I feel like this puts a target on our back. 305 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,031 A target? 306 00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:15,908 Well, there's a whisper campaign 307 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:19,077 that a good number of our readers are homosexuals. 308 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,746 Oh. Right, yeah. 309 00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:23,081 But, I don't know, isn't it better if our work 310 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,250 is interesting to all kinds of different people? 311 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:28,295 I mean, in an ideal world, but we have advertisers 312 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:31,507 that are paying specifically to reach women. 313 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,926 Let's not give them a reason to question that. 314 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,552 I will take care of it. 315 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:36,887 I have complete confidence in you. 316 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,889 [Joyce chuckles] 317 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:40,849 Doug wanted me to tell you he solved the problem 318 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,184 with the glow-in-the-dark mugs. 319 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:44,228 He doesn't need you. 320 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,354 The what? 321 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,524 Why am I just hearing about glow-in-the-dark mugs now? 322 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,025 And who drinks coffee in the dark? 323 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,401 No one, because it doesn't work. 324 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,694 Consider it dead. Here, go ahead with your day. 325 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:53,695 -What? -No, no, you're having a really 326 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,030 -busy day. -What are you doing? 327 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:56,031 -You just go do your thing. -Is that Carl Sa-- 328 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:57,533 -[Doug] No, no, no, no. -Doug! 329 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,076 Simon, can I talk to you for a second? 330 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:01,036 Come on in. Carl, hit the lights, please. 331 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,579 -I should probably-- -[Doug] I agree. 332 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,039 [Carl] Black holes, 333 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,917 infinitely dense, 334 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,962 but exponentially fascinating. 335 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,713 Oh, sweet Jesus. 336 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,882 [Joyce huffs] 337 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,717 -Where's Simon? -He's in there with Doug. 338 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,386 I just got used as reporter bait. 339 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:18,554 You need to talk to him. 340 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,013 Oh, God, you too? 341 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,598 I have enough on my plate without Jann Wenner 342 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,058 calling me complaining. 343 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:24,309 We agreed to let Rolling Stone do 344 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:26,061 a feature about Bottom Dollar. 345 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,063 You've got to give them an angle. 346 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,524 The point of view of the woman at the center of it all. 347 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,569 You're right. 348 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,863 Point of view is everything. 349 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:36,989 Yeah, right, okay. 350 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,615 Um, I'll talk to Simon, 351 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:41,451 but in return, I'm gonna need some horses. 352 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,828 How many horses? 353 00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:43,996 -Four. -[Tina] One. 354 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,455 -Three? -One. 355 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,416 Fine, one, but no Clydesdales. 356 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,293 They're too cloppy. 357 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,460 I was gonna give you two. 358 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:51,712 -Is it too late to-- -Yes. 359 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:55,924 Hello. [chuckles] 360 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,427 [twangy country music plays] 361 00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:01,138 [Bambi] Richie. 362 00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:02,890 You need to take better care of yourself. 363 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,016 Here. 364 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,684 OJ and speed. 365 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,104 I had an interesting chat 366 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,648 with one of our cowboys earlier. 367 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:12,649 Which one? 368 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,943 The one you slept with. 369 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:15,986 More specific? 370 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,571 Richie. 371 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,823 [laughs] At the same time? 372 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,617 When all the doors finally open up for you, 373 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:22,951 it's kind of hard not to go through them. 374 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,119 Been there. 375 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,329 When Elvis pulled me 376 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,747 out of that audience in seventh grade, 377 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,790 it was the start of a fun few years. 378 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,335 Then I cleaned up my act, and look at him now. 379 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,211 Slurring his words in a sequined cape 380 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,796 on a sad Vegas stage. 381 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:35,964 I don't want that for you. 382 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,883 I know. 383 00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,676 But we get invited 384 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:42,262 to all these amazing events every single night, 385 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,182 and I can't believe I get to be a part of it. 386 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,642 Linda Ronstadt is having 387 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,518 a private listening party tonight. 388 00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:49,978 How can I skip that? 389 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,648 Linda's having a moment, and so are you. 390 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,025 But Linda is still putting out music, 391 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,819 and you can't get your butt through one photo shoot. 392 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,197 You know you need to lay low every once in a while. 393 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,531 Rein it in, buddy. 394 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,950 [horse whinnies] 395 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,205 I had nothing to do with that. 396 00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:11,041 [pop rock music playing over stereo] 397 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,961 ♪ ♪ 398 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,560 [Richie] That's right. 399 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:31,520 And when you look at them, 400 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,063 more powerful, please. 401 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,231 More anguish. 402 00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:35,691 [horse whinnies] 403 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,694 [quirky rock music plays] 404 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,070 ♪ ♪ 405 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,155 You squared the circle. 406 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,532 Well done. 407 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,542 It was missing a point of view. 408 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,711 Needed a way in for the audience. 409 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,171 She speaks. 410 00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,339 Please, don't stop. 411 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,299 Maybe she's there to rescue them. 412 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,052 Maybe she's there to torment them. 413 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,555 All we know is that she has the power. 414 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:08,765 What'd you have to do to get a horse here in 30 minutes? 415 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,767 Talk to you. 416 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,853 -[door clicks shut] -[Simon] Uh-huh. 417 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,021 -All right. -Not what I thought of 418 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,731 when you said supply closet. 419 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,899 Work here long enough, this becomes Wite-Out and staplers. 420 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,234 -[chuckles] -You know, you've been doing 421 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,069 an inelegant job of avoiding me. 422 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,404 I wasn't trying to hide it. 423 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:23,655 I'd think you'd be a little less squeamish 424 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,073 for all the press you've done. 425 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,616 Those were puff pieces, okay? 426 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,952 We both know that a shrewd journalist, 427 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,788 someone who, I don't know, say, interviewed Idi Amin, 428 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:34,374 can take any little detail about a powerful woman, 429 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,251 and then use it against her. 430 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:38,587 Okay, you know, I-I raise my voice, 431 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:40,422 "Abusive Bitch Claws Her Way to the Top." 432 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,632 I wear my heels too high, 433 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,551 "Conniving Slut Sleeps Her Way to the Middle." 434 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:45,802 Look, I get it. 435 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,262 We all want to control the narrative. 436 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,139 But you're leaving me to fill in the blanks. 437 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,558 Mm-hmm, and what is it that you think you see? 438 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,101 -Honestly? -[Joyce] Mm-hmm. 439 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,728 A woman gripping the wheel so tight 440 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,188 her fingers are about to snap off. 441 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,940 So what, 442 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,276 "Skittish Control Freak Refuses to Have Fun"? 443 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,445 Nah, Joyce, listen. I-I didn't come here 444 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,697 to write about Bottom Dollar or Minx. 445 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,365 I came here to write about you. 446 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,159 Because I think we're in the middle of a revolution, 447 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:10,619 and I thought you were at the center of it. 448 00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:13,080 But you're just watching from the sidelines. 449 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,498 Okay, come on. We're journalists. 450 00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:15,957 Observing is our job. 451 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,459 Yeah, and sometimes we can chase a story 452 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,086 only to realize there's nothing there. 453 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,632 Uh, I... 454 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:25,133 okay. 455 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,636 [rock music plays] 456 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,137 I'm so glad you finally 457 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:30,514 sat down with our friend, Simon. 458 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,641 I'm sure it went swimmingly. 459 00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:34,643 Yes, very, very well. 460 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,520 Well, I know you were hesitant to do the interview, 461 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,730 but you did it because you understand 462 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,316 the value of visibility. 463 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,610 I was always more comfortable in the shadows. 464 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,195 It's safer there. 465 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,823 Well, the world does love to watch a strong woman fall. 466 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:51,493 Which is why it's so important that they watch you succeed. 467 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:52,786 Mm? 468 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,663 I'm proud of you for taking that risk. 469 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,331 I can't wait to read it. 470 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,334 ♪ ♪ 471 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,090 [Bambi] Hey. 472 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,050 I just had an interesting conversation 473 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,510 with one of our Rolling Stone friends. 474 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,053 [sighs] Which one? 475 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,389 The one you were rude to. 476 00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:13,515 More specific. 477 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,891 [Bambi] Joyce. 478 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,017 At the same time? 479 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,227 What? 480 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,813 No, it--I... 481 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,107 look, when the world is knocking at your door, 482 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:25,193 it's very hard not to put up a wall... with spikes. 483 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,529 Okay, listen, I get it. 484 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,948 Okay? You're having a moment. 485 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,366 But there's more to this job 486 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,243 than just putting out a magazine. 487 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,579 You're like the front woman of a band, 488 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,414 if bands had front women. 489 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:38,665 -[chuckles] -[Bambi] You need to take 490 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:39,916 a night every once in a while 491 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,252 and just have a little fun, okay? 492 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,587 I know you're that person too. 493 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,964 Am I, though? Am I fun? 494 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:48,216 For a successful person with a big job, 495 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,468 I'd say that you're... pretty fun. 496 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,639 You know, we do get invited to a lot of cool stuff. 497 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,391 Now's your chance to show Simon that you're not just spikes. 498 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,477 It was touch and go at the start, 499 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:02,105 a-and then ol' Carl, he really turned on the charm. 500 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:05,108 Tins, by the end, it was like Simon was almost in tears. 501 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,110 A hostage situation with a happy ending. 502 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,736 [Doug] Yeah, but that's not even the best part. 503 00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,822 Carl was so happy that he called his buddies 504 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,824 over at NASA, a-and guess what? 505 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,076 Beyond is going to be 506 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:18,163 the official magazine of Skylab. 507 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:21,082 Look at you publishing the first magazine in space. 508 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,334 I'm gonna go to Houston tomorrow, 509 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,460 and I'm gonna seal the deal, 510 00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:24,628 and I want you to come with me. 511 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,004 I want to turn it into 512 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,131 a Doug and Tina romantic weekend. 513 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,008 Houston in July? Sounds sweaty. 514 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,593 [laughs] Think of this. 515 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,388 The air-conditioned suite. The pool. 516 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,765 And if you play your cards right, 517 00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:39,643 I'll take you on a day trip to Galveston. 518 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:40,977 All right, I'll come... 519 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,771 if you finish the Minx calendars. 520 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:45,523 Bottom Dollar is going interstellar, Tins. 521 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,025 The calendars can wait. 522 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,985 They're literally the most time-sensitive product. 523 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,196 You are killing me with these calendars. 524 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:54,199 I don't care about the merch. I care about the magazines. 525 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,409 And I know they call me Mug Renetti behind my back 526 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,286 like I'm some sort of flea market peddler. 527 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,372 It hurts my feelings. 528 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,624 We all have parts of our jobs we don't like. 529 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,042 -Yeah. -[Tina] Like reminding you 530 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,794 to do your work, 531 00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,504 which is the job of a secretary, 532 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:08,922 if you kept one for longer than a week. 533 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,132 I would if one of 'em was half as good as you, 534 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,634 believe me, but I can't find a good one. 535 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,594 Hey, um, Doug, quick question. 536 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,304 I hope it's not about merchandise. 537 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,139 Um, it's about the fires in the parking lot. 538 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,850 -What? -Yeah, loose hay, smokers. 539 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,769 Do you make a Minx ashtray? 540 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,523 Glass or ceramic? 541 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,650 [indistinct chatter] 542 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,486 [glass clinking] 543 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:36,992 We're all friends here. 544 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,120 Some might say the closest of friends. 545 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,664 So I have to ask, 546 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:47,085 which one of you had sex with my husband in our house? 547 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:52,549 No, I mean last month. 548 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,428 Mm-hmm. Okay. 549 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,805 What did we say about loose-fitting jewelry, hmm? 550 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,933 Come on, guys, French clasps and studs only. 551 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,185 We still have a toddler who will put anything in her mouth. 552 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,395 Sounds like Henrietta. 553 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,523 [laughter] 554 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:09,983 [Henrietta] Sorry, Shelly. 555 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,526 Oh, I mean Mistress Bella. 556 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,445 I'll forgive it this time. 557 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,779 [clears throat] 558 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:21,202 Tonight, Bella LaRouche has chosen a theme. 559 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,538 Sadie Hawkins. 560 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,875 Ladies choose their partners. 561 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,505 Eeny... 562 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,008 meeny... 563 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,885 miny... 564 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:39,721 miny... 565 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,348 mine. 566 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,603 Ugh, stop pouring that swill immediately. 567 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:51,900 A gift from Charles de Gaulle to me, 568 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,818 and now from me to you. 569 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,237 I'll save my "Jacques Daniels" for another day. 570 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,826 You know, I think you liked me more when I was here less. 571 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,536 I feel that way about everyone. 572 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,121 [Constance] Mm. 573 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,749 If I overstepped this morning, 574 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,376 I apologize. 575 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,336 On the bright side, you're the proud owner 576 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:14,631 of 263 lightly used tumbleweeds. 577 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:18,843 You know, you're the only one that Joyce and Doug listen to. 578 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:22,555 And if powerful people listen only to you, 579 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,350 that means you're the one with all the power. 580 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,851 It only works if no one notices. 581 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,770 Hmm. Well, how about you let me in 582 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,439 on a few more secrets? 583 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:33,775 I've been looking into Minx's revenue projection 584 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,277 for the next 24 months. 585 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,405 What are your comps? 586 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,781 Nothing. 587 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,032 Nothing? 588 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:42,534 [Tina] I had to create my own. 589 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:48,498 These are sales for every BDP title. 590 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,291 Kung Fu Cuties. 591 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,502 Feet! Feet! Feet! 592 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,129 Yank My Doodle. 593 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,964 Oh, vulgar and patriotic. 594 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,966 All high floor, low ceiling. 595 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:01,511 Dependable, but marginal profit. 596 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,139 Minx is different. 597 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:07,016 If there's a ceiling, I don't know where it is. 598 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:10,103 That's the first time I've seen you smile all day. 599 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,897 Huge margins have that effect on me. 600 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,566 We're gonna get along just fine. 601 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,693 [both chuckle] 602 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,487 [rock music plays] 603 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,947 ♪ ♪ 604 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,241 I haven't spent enough time in the desert. 605 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,493 You are making a compelling case. 606 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,120 You gotta come next time. 607 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,913 There's always room on the bus. 608 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,916 -[musician] We're on soon. -Okay. [laughs] 609 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,042 How do you two know each other? 610 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,627 Oh, come on. How can you live in LA 611 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,796 and not know Jackson Browne? 612 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,006 Sure, sure. 613 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,841 That was Glenn Frey. 614 00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:43,011 Of the Eagles. 615 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:45,388 Joyce, I'm a reporter for Rolling Stone. 616 00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:47,182 I know every person in this place. 617 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:48,516 Okay, if you're trying to prove something, 618 00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:50,226 you picked the wrong place to do it. 619 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,312 Joyce Prigger, as I live and breathe. 620 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,522 Well, hello, Linda Ronstadt. 621 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,524 -Richie sends his regard. -[Linda] Mwah. 622 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,235 You and Simon Michaels. 623 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,695 Don't tell this man anything. 624 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:03,072 [laughs] Don't worry, she hasn't. 625 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:06,034 We've been having a raging debate on the pay gap in music. 626 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:07,869 Sonny and Cher are in a bad place. 627 00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:09,537 We need your help. 628 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:11,498 -I got you, babe. -[Linda] Okay. 629 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,291 [Joyce] You get it? You get that? 630 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,293 I'm so glad we finally got you out to one of these things. 631 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,420 Me too, Linda. 632 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:20,215 And as the black hole pulls your body apart, 633 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:25,094 galaxies form and explode before you over the span 634 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:29,599 of tens of thousands of years. 635 00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,935 [psychedelic music plays] 636 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:34,979 Well, that is the fifth time I've heard that today, 637 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,232 and, uh... 638 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,692 I still don't get it. [laughs] 639 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,778 [Constance] Oh, you're so much more fun to get high with 640 00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:44,322 than that drip, Arthur Miller. 641 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:47,408 [timer ringing] 642 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:48,993 Oh, that's my cue. 643 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,870 Burbank airport awaits. 644 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,414 [Doug] Well, guess who's flying first class? 645 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,833 She sprung for it, all three legs. 646 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:56,834 That's nice. 647 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,753 Fly safe, my dear. 648 00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:03,883 [Doug] Huh? Huh? 649 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,010 He is a treasure. 650 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:08,012 He's ours too. We've got him. 651 00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:09,055 -[chuckles] -[Constance] Mm-hmm. 652 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:11,558 If you like that, I got another magazine idea 653 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:12,976 that's gonna knock your socks off. 654 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,645 -Okay. -It's about the working rich. 655 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,397 I wanna call it Jetset. 656 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,315 That's very niche. 657 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,067 No, I say targeted. 658 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:24,362 I think it's time that we start streamlining operations, 659 00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:26,155 cut loose some of the underperformers. 660 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,448 Yeah, I agree. 661 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:31,953 What, uh... which ones are you thinking? 662 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,538 -Kung Fu Cuties. -Kung Fu Cuties. 663 00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:36,791 And Feet! Feet! Feet! 664 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:38,209 -Really? -[Constance] Yeah. 665 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,005 Well, that one stings, I'm gonna be honest. 666 00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,424 This one's gonna sting the most, then. 667 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:47,051 I've decided to not move forward with Beyond. 668 00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:52,098 -[chuckles] -Yeah. 669 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:53,141 You're kidding me. 670 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:54,475 No. 671 00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:57,061 But you just sent Carl first class. 672 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,649 You just sent Carl first class. 673 00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:04,319 The ceiling for science is just not high, 674 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:07,322 and it's a misuse of our most valuable resource. 675 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:08,531 Which would be what? 676 00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,283 You. 677 00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:13,828 Your merchandise has made more money for this company 678 00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:17,123 in the last six months than anything in its entire history. 679 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:19,208 I could just do so much more, I promise you. 680 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,711 No, but I need you to come up with more ideas, 681 00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:24,213 your big Renetti ideas, 682 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:27,008 for Minx. 683 00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:28,676 -All right? -Yeah, okay. 684 00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:30,511 Carl Sagan is not the only genius 685 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:33,056 that I got high with tonight. 686 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,725 You know, they're calling you Mug Renetti around the office. 687 00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:37,393 You're goddamn right, they are. 688 00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:42,023 [both chuckle] 689 00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,823 I could never date a civilian. 690 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,742 But I really shouldn't date musicians either. 691 00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:54,994 So you have to find someone that's close enough 692 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:55,995 to what you do that they get it... 693 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,872 -[Joyce] Mm-hmm. -[Linda] But far enough away 694 00:24:58,039 --> 00:25:00,667 that they're cool riding in the passenger seat. 695 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,377 So I could date a musician. 696 00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:04,003 Only if you want herpes. 697 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:05,129 -Oh, my God. -[both giggle] 698 00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:06,130 [person] Linda, you're on, babe. 699 00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:07,882 -That's me. -Okay. 700 00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:11,386 [sighs] 701 00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:15,723 Oh, hi. Me? Um... 702 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,685 [rock music plays] 703 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,269 ♪ ♪ 704 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:21,562 Yes. [laughs] 705 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,899 [sniffs] Oh, fuck. 706 00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,359 [clears throat] That's like night coffee. 707 00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:27,568 [Linda] All right. 708 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,237 I am gonna play a few songs 709 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:30,405 off the new album tonight. 710 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:31,906 But I thought first, 711 00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:33,950 we could warm things up with a little jam. 712 00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:36,160 So, Graham, get up here. 713 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:38,579 Uh, JD, where is my baby? 714 00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:41,082 And--oh, Judee Sill, I know you're mad at me, 715 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,084 but I need you on guitar. 716 00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:44,836 And I need a volunteer for shakers. 717 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:46,212 Me! 718 00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:47,964 -Get up here, Joyce Prigger. -Okay. 719 00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:49,757 -[Linda] Are you guys ready? -[drum beating] 720 00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:51,718 First chair French horn. [laughs] 721 00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:58,307 ♪ I've been cheated ♪ 722 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:01,728 ♪ Been mistreated ♪ 723 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:06,899 ♪ When will I be loved? ♪ 724 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,276 [Shelly] Don't finish yet. 725 00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:10,653 Hold it. Hold it. 726 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:13,281 Wallace. Look at me. 727 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:15,116 Not in the eyes. 728 00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:17,785 I said look away, you little shit. 729 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:19,454 [Bambi] Hey, Doug. 730 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,830 Um, I took some initiative 731 00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:22,373 and finished the Minx calendars for you. 732 00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:24,208 Oh, that's unexpected, Bambs. 733 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,961 It's pretty complicated work 734 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,796 to do all that stuff, but, uh... 735 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,135 -You did this? -Yeah. 736 00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:35,678 -[Doug] It's great. -Thank you. 737 00:26:35,845 --> 00:26:37,180 You kept the pictures big, 738 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:40,016 and you even got Joyce's boring quotes in there, Bambs. 739 00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:42,143 Yeah, well, the image is the real draw, 740 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,020 so I put the quotes in complimentary colors 741 00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:45,521 so they fade into the background. 742 00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:47,690 It's excellent. 743 00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:49,317 I would like you to consider it 744 00:26:49,484 --> 00:26:51,903 my application to be your secretary. 745 00:26:52,069 --> 00:26:54,697 If I'm gonna be Bottom Dollar CFO for real someday, 746 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:56,949 I need to apprentice with the smartest man I know. 747 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,493 And that's you. 748 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,912 And Colonel Tom Parker, but he's busy. 749 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:03,623 Think about it. 750 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:06,876 [sighs] 751 00:27:08,211 --> 00:27:09,295 [Lenny huffs] 752 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,422 I'm really giving it to her in there. 753 00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:13,674 Hey, Wallace is crying... 754 00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:15,426 -in a good way. -[laughs] 755 00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:18,930 [Linda] ♪ When I find a new man ♪ 756 00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:22,225 ♪ That I want for mine ♪ 757 00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:25,686 ♪ He always breaks My heart in two ♪ 758 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:30,733 ♪ It happens every time ♪ 759 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:35,363 ♪ Oh, I've been cheated ♪ 760 00:27:35,530 --> 00:27:38,491 ♪ Been mistreated... ♪ 761 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:41,744 Great party tonight, hon. 762 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:42,954 [Shelly] Mm. 763 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,413 Don't stay up too late. 764 00:27:44,539 --> 00:27:47,375 Len, I was, um, 765 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:49,710 thinking about going back to Minx. 766 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:52,213 Oh. It's about time. 767 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:56,217 [Linda] ♪ Tell me, when will I ♪ 768 00:27:56,384 --> 00:27:59,220 ♪ Be ♪ 769 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:05,226 ♪ Loved? ♪ 770 00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:06,435 You know, you looked dangerously close 771 00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:07,854 to having a good time tonight. 772 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:11,232 [scoffs] Yeah, I think that was the cocaine. 773 00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:12,567 [chuckles] 774 00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:19,365 Hey, I'm sorry for torturing you today. 775 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:21,117 I've actually been tortured. 776 00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:22,159 Today was fun. 777 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:23,911 I met Carl Sagan. 778 00:28:24,078 --> 00:28:26,080 [Joyce laughs] 779 00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:27,582 It's just... 780 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,961 Look, a lot of the people that you've profiled 781 00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:34,380 have then taken a fall. 782 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:37,341 You mean the ones with death camps. 783 00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:39,260 Yeah, and others. [scoffs] 784 00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:41,304 I see. 785 00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:47,393 I've gotten everything I've ever wanted, 786 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:51,522 and it's happened so fast, and... 787 00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:53,900 And now you're thinking, what if you just got lucky? 788 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:59,614 Like, what if I screw it up? 789 00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:02,199 And then it's just all just gone again. 790 00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:04,493 [sighs] What then? 791 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,038 I mean, it's possible. 792 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,998 [Joyce scoffs] 793 00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:11,626 But I have been testing another theory. 794 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:12,793 Yeah? 795 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,378 Watching you, 796 00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:16,213 reading your magazines, 797 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,883 talking to just about everyone who knows you... 798 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,930 ...have you ever considered that maybe 799 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,140 you are exactly where you belong? 800 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,019 It's okay to like it. 801 00:29:34,649 --> 00:29:38,319 [Mick Ronson's "Only After Dark" playing] 802 00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:41,989 [Mick] ♪ I feel my spirit fly ♪ 803 00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:45,242 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 804 00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:51,582 [vocalizing] 805 00:29:51,749 --> 00:29:55,378 ♪ I kiss the world goodbye ♪ 806 00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:58,631 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 807 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:04,762 [vocalizing] 808 00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:08,516 ♪ Nights With the city lights ♪ 809 00:30:10,184 --> 00:30:11,936 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 810 00:30:13,688 --> 00:30:18,067 [vocalizing] 811 00:30:18,192 --> 00:30:21,779 ♪ Run like the wonder way ♪ 812 00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:26,200 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 813 00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:31,205 [vocalizing] 814 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:36,585 ♪ Won't you disappear ♪ 815 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:38,671 ♪ Into midnight with me? ♪ 816 00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:40,381 ♪ Why don't you come? ♪ 817 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:41,882 ♪ Why won't you come? ♪ 818 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:44,343 ♪ Why won't you fly Fly, fly? ♪ 819 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:49,348 ♪ Sweet elusive fate ♪ 820 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:52,893 ♪ Will be our company ♪ 821 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,896 ♪ ♪