1 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:11,053 Who are those people, 2 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,179 and why do they keep taking our picture? 3 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,140 That's Rolling Stone, and they're here today 4 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:16,225 doing a feature on Bottom Dollar. 5 00:00:16,392 --> 00:00:18,144 I didn't come here to write about Bottom Dollar or Minx. 6 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:19,979 I came here to write about you. 7 00:00:20,146 --> 00:00:22,731 There's a whisper campaign that a good number of our readers 8 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:25,192 -are homosexuals. -[Joyce] Isn't it better 9 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,986 if our work is interesting to all kinds of people? 10 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:28,779 We have advertisers that are paying 11 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,656 specifically to reach women. 12 00:00:30,823 --> 00:00:34,201 Tonight, ladies choose their partners. 13 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,829 Len, I was, um, thinking about going back to Minx. 14 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:39,123 Oh. It's about time. 15 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:40,666 I would like you to consider it 16 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:42,626 my application to be your secretary. 17 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:46,839 But I need you to come up with more ideas for Minx. 18 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:48,799 [Joyce] I've gotten everything I've ever wanted, 19 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:51,594 and it's happened so fast. 20 00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:53,179 [Simon] Have you ever considered that maybe 21 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:55,055 you are exactly where you belong? 22 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,643 [Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood's "Sand" playing] 23 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:03,981 [Lee] ♪ Young woman Share your fire with me ♪ 24 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:07,109 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:08,986 ♪ My heart is cold ♪ 26 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:11,989 ♪ My soul is free ♪ 27 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:15,034 ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:19,538 ♪ I am a stranger In your land ♪ 29 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:24,168 ♪ A wandering man Call me sand ♪ 30 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,879 ♪ ♪ 31 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:31,550 [Nancy] ♪ Oh sir My fire is very small ♪ 32 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:34,511 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:37,473 ♪ It will not warm thy heart ♪ 34 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,641 ♪ At all ♪ 35 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:39,683 [Joyce] Ow! 36 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,769 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:44,647 I could've sworn I set my wake-up call for noon. 38 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:46,856 -Oh. -[Joyce sighs] 39 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:49,026 I can send up the concierge if you would prefer. 40 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,695 You do know that I have a thing for a man with a comb-over. 41 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,489 -Did I tell you this? -[laughs] 42 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:55,616 Come here. 43 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,117 I am very late. 44 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,743 I have back-to-back meetings. 45 00:01:58,910 --> 00:01:59,870 You're not gonna look very professional 46 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,080 without your knickers on, are you? 47 00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:03,249 [laughs] 48 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:04,291 Just saying. Do you want these back? 49 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,751 [both laughing] 50 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:08,295 Mm... 51 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:12,258 [Graham sighs] 52 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,593 We're shooting the album cover today. 53 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,846 I could use your eye. 54 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,973 If you want to add another shoot to my schedule, 55 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,059 then I am going to require payment in advance. 56 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:24,728 Oh. Well, that can be arranged. 57 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:25,855 -All right. -Yeah. 58 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,021 You got five minutes. 59 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:28,607 -Five minutes? -Mm-hmm. 60 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:29,692 Yeah, but what if I want to, you know... 61 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:31,110 [whispering indistinctly] 62 00:02:31,277 --> 00:02:32,862 Okay, 25. 63 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:34,363 [both laughing] 64 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:37,241 [upbeat music plays] 65 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:40,202 ♪ ♪ 66 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:46,000 [singer] ♪ If I was a boat On a river ♪ 67 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,627 ♪ ♪ 68 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,963 ♪ I guess I'd know Right where I was ♪ 69 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:51,964 ♪ ♪ 70 00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:53,507 Jogging! 71 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:54,842 [singer] ♪ Well, you won't see me ♪ 72 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:58,721 ♪ Floating by facedown ♪ 73 00:02:58,888 --> 00:03:02,308 ♪ You just float and then You know you're feeling fine ♪ 74 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:03,976 [chuckling] That's three days this week. 75 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:05,686 [Doug] 43 minutes. It's my personal best. 76 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:06,979 I'm telling you, 77 00:03:07,146 --> 00:03:08,147 you gotta try this jogging thing. 78 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:10,482 You really do. This is the... 79 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:11,483 well, it's the healthiest I've ever felt 80 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:12,443 in my whole life. 81 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:13,611 Hey, boss. 82 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:14,778 I covered your office windows 83 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:16,113 so no one can sneak a peek of... 84 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,324 [whispering] ...Secret Project X. 85 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:19,825 [normally] Sorry, Rita. It's a secret. 86 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,869 We know. 87 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,370 -Doug? -Mm? 88 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,205 As your probationary secretary, 89 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,831 can I ask you a question about Secret Project X? 90 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,208 You can ask me anything. 91 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,294 Um, does it have to be a secret? 92 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:31,670 I mean, wouldn't it be more fun 93 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,923 if people knew what they were excited about? 94 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,758 Well, it's about, you know, keeping people guessing, 95 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:37,051 so that's kind of the idea. 96 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,886 Oh, but... 97 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,346 they're not. 98 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:43,682 Well, maybe not out loud, Bambs, but... 99 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,768 but inside, they are. 100 00:03:45,935 --> 00:03:47,227 I mean, look at them. 101 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,688 They've got an itch inside their brains, 102 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:52,149 and they don't know how to scratch it. 103 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,944 ♪ ♪ 104 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,071 But none of these people matter anyhow, right? 105 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,198 We've got an audience of one, 106 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:01,533 and when Connie sees what we are cooking up, 107 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:02,868 we're gonna be writing our own ticket. 108 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:04,411 And then I'll officially be your gal Friday? 109 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:05,704 Absolutely--we pull this off, 110 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:06,956 you're gonna get a raise and benefits. 111 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,874 [squeals] Yes! 112 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:11,460 Oh, but can I still do my own dental? 113 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:12,544 Yeah, whatever you want. 114 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:16,131 [funky music plays] 115 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,883 [Shelly] I can't believe it's real! 116 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,718 [Richie] It just needs Bella's signature. 117 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:22,763 And also, you need to trim about 100 words 118 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:23,889 'cause I don't want to mess with the design. 119 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:24,932 Oh. 120 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:26,225 Maybe lose the bit 121 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:27,810 about Bella finding the earring? 122 00:04:27,977 --> 00:04:29,520 What? It's the soul of the piece. 123 00:04:29,687 --> 00:04:30,771 Ugh, you really are a writer. 124 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:31,897 Yeah! 125 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,440 [both laughing] 126 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,401 Oh, it feels great to be back. 127 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:36,485 I have missed this place. 128 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:38,529 Aw. Well, we missed you too. 129 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:39,863 A lot of people here care about you, 130 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:43,450 and you sort of disappeared on us. 131 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,036 Well, I--I needed to figure some stuff out, you know? 132 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,914 -Mm. Like Bella? -[Shelly sighs] 133 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:51,208 And her escapades seem to have brought some stability. 134 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:53,919 And adventure. 135 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:56,380 Yeah, Bella's been around the block now. 136 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:58,382 Those San Marino blocks are long and leafy. 137 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,217 -You don't know the half of it. -[both laughing] 138 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:02,094 But Bella started her journey 139 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,138 through some other neighborhoods too. 140 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:08,434 Ones with more experimental architecture. 141 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,185 Think she's tempted to revisit those? 142 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:13,897 Well, Bella is in a--a better place 143 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,608 with her husband, Gian-Paul, 144 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:20,070 and uh, Bella needs to focus on her work 145 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,488 while at work 146 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,241 and nothing else. 147 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:25,409 Do you get what I'm saying? I'm not good at this. 148 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:26,952 No, I get it. 149 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,871 [singer] ♪ But I woke up this morning ♪ 150 00:05:29,038 --> 00:05:30,330 ♪ With that taste In my mouth ♪ 151 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,666 -Oh, what's going on here? -Oh, nothing. 152 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,001 Just finishing up some stuff for tonight. 153 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:36,920 Oh, right. Your secret special something. 154 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:37,796 -What time is it again? -Uh-- 155 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:39,339 Doors open at 8:00. 156 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,759 [chuckling] Don't worry if you can't make it. 157 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,260 You work hard, you play hard. 158 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:44,762 You deserve a quiet night in. 159 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:45,929 No, I can spare 90 minutes. 160 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,056 [Bambi] That's just an estimate. 161 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,057 I didn't factor in applause breaks. 162 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,059 Okay, you mind heading in and finishing up? 163 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,602 Yeah. But all good, Prigger. 164 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:52,936 I mean, Connie's coming tonight, 165 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,104 and those are really the only eyes I need, 166 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,147 so honestly, don't worry about it. 167 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:56,148 -Uh-uh. -Okay. 168 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:57,149 Okay. 169 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:01,278 -Hey! -Oh, hi! Mwah! 170 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:04,615 -Oh, both cheeks! That's new. -[laughter] 171 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:05,616 Maybe I'll use that for Bella. 172 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:06,658 -Oh, you should! -Yeah. 173 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:07,576 Listen, um, I'm just popping in. 174 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:09,369 I'm gonna drop these off, 175 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,370 and then I'm gonna go meet Constance in Beverly Hills. 176 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,830 Oh, excuse me. 177 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,040 -Field trip with the boss? -[Joyce] Mm-hmm. 178 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:14,500 Somebody's making an impression. 179 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:15,501 I think she just wants to give me notes 180 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:16,376 on the August issue 181 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,629 in her, you know, natural habitat. 182 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:20,506 But anyway, it's so good that you're back. 183 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:21,673 Oh, well, it feels great. 184 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,092 Everything got so shiny. 185 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:24,635 -I know. -Right? [laughs] 186 00:06:24,802 --> 00:06:26,428 Oh, did you look at those revisions? 187 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:27,971 No, not yet, but I will. 188 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,515 I'm just--you know, I'm swamped. 189 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,100 There's just-- there's so much going on here, 190 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,102 and--and I-- I'm trying to write my book, 191 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:34,520 and I have the--the renovations on the new condo-- 192 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:35,979 And? 193 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,314 Plus crashing at the Margaux, yes, 194 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:38,649 so I'm just getting no sleep. 195 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:40,234 Now, is that the hotel's fault 196 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:41,777 or your rock star boyfriend? 197 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:44,029 He's not my boyfriend. He is just-- 198 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:46,406 The famous musician you're shacking up with. 199 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,075 I cannot believe this is my life 200 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,910 and not some story that I'm writing in my head. 201 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,371 It's wild! It's almost as wild as Bella. 202 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:53,789 Where do you come up with that stuff? 203 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,040 Oh, well, actually-- 204 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:56,375 Does my hair look okay, by the way? 205 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:57,334 I did not have time to wash it this morning 206 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,877 because I was having sex. 207 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:01,255 -[laughter] -[Shelly] Yes, yes. 208 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,008 It looks perfect. [clears throat] 209 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:08,053 [Joyce] I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. 210 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:09,680 Okay, I hope you can uh, read my notes. 211 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:11,807 They got a little bit smudged. 212 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:13,642 Whiskey and, uh... 213 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:16,395 ...mint chip. 214 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:17,521 What a Wednesday. 215 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:18,730 Well, I learned from the best. 216 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:22,024 Yes, you did. Okay, I call it... 217 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:24,987 ...Good Clean Fun. 218 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,446 Oh, your dream shoot. 219 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,241 Okay, I am ready. Tell me everything. 220 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:31,660 A bathhouse, West Hollywood. 221 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,162 More men that we know what to do with. 222 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:35,372 A bathhouse? Very sexy. 223 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:36,582 Okay, what's the angle? 224 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:37,583 [Richie] Okay. 225 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,543 Communal bathing. 226 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:42,629 Men lounging, reading, playing board games. 227 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,423 It's an exploration of the male form 228 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:46,133 without artifice, out in the wild. 229 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:49,428 Huh. [chuckles] 230 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:54,016 Do you think it might be too, um... 231 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,477 ...straightforward for Minx? 232 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:58,729 It's real. 233 00:07:58,896 --> 00:07:59,771 You know, actual male desire. 234 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,440 Totally. 235 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:02,733 Yeah. 236 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,943 It's, uh, it's-- it's very, um... 237 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,908 Maybe I can, um, think on it. Okay. 238 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,910 Richie's been waiting weeks to pitch this to you. 239 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,328 We've already rescheduled twice. 240 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,704 -We have to pull the trigger. -Yeah. 241 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:18,290 I just--I don't see how, um, 242 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:20,876 this slots into a women's magazine. 243 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:23,128 What if, you know, it's not in a bathhouse? 244 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:24,630 What if it's the same, 245 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,048 but just, you know, somewhere else? 246 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:27,298 Then it would be different. 247 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:28,383 I think that we should put a pin in it 248 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:29,592 and we should think about 249 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,387 something more aspirational, okay? 250 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:33,764 Our centerfolds are the ultimate fantasy. 251 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:35,724 For our female readers. 252 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:39,019 [Tina] Sounds like you have a very clear vision. 253 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,312 Any fixes? 254 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:41,605 Uh... 255 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:45,567 ...what about backstage? 256 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,152 A-a stolen moment 257 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,111 with a rock star in his dressing room? 258 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,030 Wow. Lightning strikes. 259 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:50,906 How'd you come up with that one? 260 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:54,660 I guess I'll go find us a rock star. 261 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:00,582 Didn't your mama ever teach you how to turn someone down? 262 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:01,708 My mother? No. 263 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:02,668 My mother... 264 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,753 [laughs] 265 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,380 My mother wasn't around for that kind of stuff. 266 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,257 Not something you want to talk about? 267 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,591 No, not really. 268 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,301 Well, my mama is a serious bitch, 269 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:12,719 and she taught me that 270 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,554 if you don't like something, you just say no. 271 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,682 -Who says I didn't like it? -[Tina] You, in 40 ways. 272 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,684 Body language, tone of voice, even the way 273 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:19,768 you keep scratching the back of your head. 274 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:20,811 Okay, I feel observed. 275 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:22,271 You think it's nicer, 276 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:23,939 but it only makes everything worse. 277 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:26,108 Just be direct. 278 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:28,151 By the way, I've looked over your work expenses. 279 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,319 [Joyce] Mm-hmm? 280 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,321 14 valet stubs from the Margaux. 281 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,489 I'm living out of a suitcase. 282 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:33,615 I--I--I need a place to work. 283 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:34,992 You have an office. 284 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,493 I'm not accepting these. 285 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:37,369 -Yeah, but I'm staying-- -[Tina] No. 286 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,247 See how easy that was? 287 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:41,248 [energetic rock music plays] 288 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,499 Not a problem. 289 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:43,959 [Shelly] Bella quivered 290 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,086 as Gian-Paul shivered. 291 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,672 Ooh, that's good. [chuckles] 292 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,382 -[Doug] Shel. -Hi, Doug. 293 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:51,508 Can I talk to you? 294 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,761 That Bella LaRouche stuff is sexy stuff. 295 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,138 It really is. 296 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:57,222 I didn't expect it from a Prigger. 297 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,224 Oh, well, I've always had a wild imagination. 298 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:00,809 Imagination--she's married to an orthodontist 299 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,185 from La Cañada. 300 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,770 It's actually San Marino, so... 301 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,814 Either way, I need a little bit of that sexiness 302 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,024 on my special project. 303 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,859 My copy could use a spark. 304 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,777 Well, my spark doesn't come cheap. 305 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,404 How's a hundred bucks and a peek on the inside? 306 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:13,447 I'm in. 307 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,909 Shellfish! 308 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,077 You're gonna be working pretty closely 309 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,454 -with Bambs on this one. -You know what? 310 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,289 I'm on a deadline, actually, so I should just-- 311 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:25,000 Oh, come on. It's an afternoon, and that's-- 312 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:27,127 [chuckling] Well, that's really all the time we've got. 313 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,837 So I'm gonna lock you two girls in this room, 314 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,630 and please make some magic. 315 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,591 [Bambi] Magic's on hold. We have a huge problem. 316 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,968 The archdiocese said we can't use their venue anymore. 317 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,762 Oh, no. I guess it's all falling apart. 318 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,096 -I'll just get back to-- -No, no. 319 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,389 Just a little speed bump. It's a hiccup. 320 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:40,140 Everything's gonna be just fine. 321 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,308 I'm so sorry. 322 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:42,309 You give me one thing to do, 323 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:43,226 and I already screwed it up. 324 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,603 Oh, Bambi, it's fine. 325 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:45,937 I'll have a new venue by lunch. 326 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,272 But here's what I need you girls to do: 327 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,149 just stay in this room and grind it out 328 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,609 until you make something great together, okay? 329 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:51,818 Please. 330 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:56,114 [indistinct chatter] 331 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,866 [phone ringing] 332 00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,409 [light music plays] 333 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,287 [singer singing in French] 334 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,997 ♪ ♪ 335 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,582 [person] Sorry, appointment only. 336 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:06,792 [Constance] She has one. 337 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,419 ♪ ♪ 338 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,047 -This is Betty, the designer. -Hi. 339 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,007 My latest discovery. 340 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:18,345 An all-female staff confronting the sartorial ennui 341 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,013 of the working women's wardrobe. 342 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,057 Right. Uh... 343 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,850 okay, well, while I agree 344 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,686 that professional women do need more clothing options, 345 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:30,690 I wonder if uh, fashion coverage is beyond the scope of-- 346 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,568 [Constance] No, we're not here for the magazine. 347 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:36,905 We're actually here for you. 348 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:37,905 I'll grab the second rack. 349 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,574 A little wardrobe rethink. 350 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,910 Multiple racks? [chuckles] 351 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,829 Didn't realize my wardrobe was so stale. 352 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,664 Oh, you have beautiful style. You do. 353 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:49,209 It just needs to catch up to the woman that you've become 354 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,795 and the magazine that you've elevated so beautifully. 355 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,630 [chuckling] Okay. That's very kind. 356 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,549 Thank you, Constance, but it's-- 357 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,925 I actually put a lot of thought into what I wear. 358 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,386 [softly] Right. 359 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:03,515 Navy suits and pussy bows, they got you here, 360 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,892 but you do not need to dress like a man 361 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,519 to earn the respect of one. 362 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:08,728 Mm-mm. 363 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,730 Not anymore. 364 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,400 Surely, there is something here that catches your eye. 365 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:16,403 ♪ ♪ 366 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,238 Huh. 367 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,658 [Constance] What a figure! 368 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,243 See, I had a feeling. 369 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,703 Y--yeah. 370 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,581 It feels like a bit of a departure. 371 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,623 [chuckles] 372 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,876 No one at your level 373 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:34,045 is claiming sexuality and intelligence 374 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,755 with equal confidence. 375 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:40,051 We can be powerful and feminine. 376 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:43,763 Give our girls something to aspire to. 377 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,099 See, I had to make this all up as I went along. 378 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:50,187 And boy, do I have the scars to prove it. 379 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:53,440 Let me ease your path a little. 380 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,194 I have loved having you to look to. 381 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,154 It's not something I'm used to. 382 00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:00,739 And I have really enjoyed 383 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:03,700 having a smart younger woman to fuss over. 384 00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,120 No one is gonna force you to do something 385 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,288 that you don't want to do. 386 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,249 Ah. 387 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,794 Why don't you wear this out, see how you feel? 388 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,714 If you don't like it, we'll scrap the whole thing. 389 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,759 ♪ ♪ 390 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:22,093 [Richie] You know what? 391 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,304 I think we might have room after all. 392 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,306 Bring back one of those chunky books for her to read. 393 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:31,311 Hmm. I call it Backstage Ass. 394 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,314 ♪ ♪ 395 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,111 She's not dumb. This can't be in the magazine. 396 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,404 Honey, lift up your chin a little bit. 397 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,698 Less bored, more judgmental. 398 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,535 You don't care how hard he worked on that song. 399 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,161 You're at 90% fuck you. 400 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,121 You need to bring this thing down to about ten. 401 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,456 [Richie] Only 90? 402 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,291 Hey, Danny, fly in that typewriter. 403 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,918 She wants everyone to know how busy she is. 404 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,836 Oh, um, typewriting costs extra. 405 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,214 -[Tina] Richie? -Excuse me. 406 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,174 What? 407 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,717 We both know I should be shooting Bathhouse right now. 408 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,762 She's the boss, remember? 409 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,430 Joyce and I used to have a dialogue. 410 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,849 Now it feels like a lecture. 411 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,352 -I understand your frustration. -[Richie sighs softly] 412 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,188 If you can't do this concept, just scrap the shoot. 413 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,065 We'll go with a retrospective. 414 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:18,316 -[Richie gasps] -Easy. 415 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,193 The magazine isn't even a year old. 416 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,903 That's creative bankruptcy. 417 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,573 Telling your boss to go screw herself is career suicide. 418 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,366 Don't sweat it. 419 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,618 I already pulled some goofy, behind-the-scenes shots. 420 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,037 -We can just-- -Stop hurting me. 421 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,831 [softly] Okay. 422 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:35,041 I'll figure it out. 423 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,044 [upbeat funky music plays] 424 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,297 -[laughter] -[bell dings] 425 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:41,631 [laughing] What? 426 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,216 No, I swear. 427 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,010 I thought I was done, but she kept squealing, 428 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,053 so I shoved both my hands back inside 429 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,221 and pulled out another piglet. 430 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,723 Oh, my God. 431 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,142 The things that happen to you on the 405. 432 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,185 Oh, I have missed these stories. 433 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,229 Oh, my God, and look how fast the work went. 434 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,397 Is there anything else? Are we-- 435 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,482 -No, I think that's it. -Okay. 436 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:00,775 Should we have sex now? 437 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,528 Oh, n--no. Uh, but--no. 438 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:06,239 I--um, I-- I can't do that again. 439 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,033 I just thought with you coming back here, just-- 440 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,701 Yeah, well, I'm-- 441 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:13,204 Bambi, I'm back, but we need to be friends. 442 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,706 No more... you know. 443 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,916 -Orgasms. -Yes, that. 444 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,419 Or any associated behaviors. 445 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,879 That's okay. 446 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,213 I love friends. 447 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,340 Friends are the family you choose, 448 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,342 and you don't have sex with family. 449 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,926 Unless it's your stepsibling. 450 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,012 And even then, you have to keep it a secret 451 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,430 because of his political career. 452 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:32,724 I just want you to be happy. 453 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,809 Oh, I am. I'm very happy. 454 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:35,894 Good. 455 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,437 So am I. 456 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,190 [Andwella's "She Taught Me To Love" playing] 457 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,275 -[camera shutter clicking] -[person] Beautiful, beautiful. 458 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,694 Yeah, you've got a lot of girls out there 459 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,196 that'll wanna see this. 460 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,448 That's nice. That's great. 461 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,033 That's excellent. 462 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,202 David, shoot more toward the camera. 463 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:55,038 [camera shutter clicking] 464 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,541 Hey, Graham. Eyes over here. 465 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:03,254 [singer] ♪ She taught me to run ♪ 466 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,422 ♪ ♪ 467 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,633 My day opened up. 468 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,009 [Graham sighs] 469 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,219 Let's get you in the shot. 470 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,637 Hey, Andy, let's get her in the shot. 471 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:11,596 She already is. 472 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:12,931 We're on the clock, hon'. Budge up. 473 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,391 Oh, yeah. Totally get it. 474 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,226 Yes, um, where do you want me to-- 475 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,144 Um, yeah, you should go over there. 476 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,523 Back there in the gazebo, cabana thing. 477 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:22,482 [clears throat] 478 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,901 ♪ ♪ 479 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,820 -Hi, I'm-- -Joyce Prigger. 480 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,029 -[Joyce] Yeah, that's me. -Fun. 481 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:28,947 You writing a story? 482 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,740 Uh, yeah. 483 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,242 Yeah, I could be if there's, you know, one to tell. 484 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:33,368 You want any nuggets included? 485 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,786 Just make it clear 486 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,080 Carrie and Neil are very happy together. 487 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,082 -[Joyce] Mm-hmm. -Groupies are always circling. 488 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,250 Move quick if you want a drink. 489 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,460 They devour everything. 490 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,462 [Sable] Well, you're just in time 491 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,089 'cause we're all out. 492 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,091 -There you go. -Mm, thank you. 493 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:51,636 -[Bebe] Love your dress. -Thank you. [chuckles] 494 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,805 Um, so... 495 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,557 We're with Graham. 496 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,308 He wanted our eyes on this. 497 00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,727 Did he? 498 00:16:58,893 --> 00:16:59,978 And how do you know Graham? 499 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,479 I was at this party 500 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,896 and got invited onstage to play the shakers. 501 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,357 You don't say? 502 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,151 He told her that she had the best rhythm 503 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,194 -of any girl he'd ever met. -[Bebe] Stop. 504 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,319 [Veronique] Joyce, my minx, 505 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,238 you want something from the kitchen? 506 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:11,280 We're putting in an order. 507 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,824 -Um-- -[Sable] Oh, my God. 508 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,367 -You're the Minx lady? -[Joyce] Mm-hmm. 509 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,743 Oh, my God! 510 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,412 My mom loves your magazine. 511 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,372 Your mom? That is great. 512 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,832 That's so--that's so great. 513 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:23,418 We have a lot of older, um, readers. 514 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:24,294 How old is your mom? 515 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:25,754 32 next week. 516 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,172 And you're dating Graham? 517 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:30,550 Uh, would definitely not say dating. 518 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,344 [Sable] So what about you? 519 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:34,512 I mean, what is Joyce Prigger doing 520 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,389 in the fun time cabana? 521 00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:42,145 You know, that is a great question. 522 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:46,149 [singer singing indistinctly] 523 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,818 [Baby's "Life's What You Make It" playing] 524 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,780 ♪ ♪ 525 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,623 [singer] ♪ Listen to the music ♪ 526 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:02,707 ♪ Listen to the music ♪ 527 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:03,917 -[Rita] Hey. -Hi. 528 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,168 VIPs this way. 529 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:08,046 [Dance's "Clean Is Good" playing] 530 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,881 [singer] ♪ Listen to the groove, yeah ♪ 531 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,633 ♪ ♪ 532 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,759 [Tina] Ooh, Joyce! 533 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,469 Looking good. 534 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,555 Tina! Oh, I am touched. 535 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:18,348 Don't make me regret the compliment. 536 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:19,516 [Joyce] Oh. 537 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,017 -Isn't she stunning? -Mm-hmm. 538 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,852 -[Joyce laughs] -How do you feel? 539 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,187 ♪ ♪ 540 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,022 Like myself. 541 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,233 You were right. You were right. 542 00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:29,359 Thank you for the push. 543 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,152 Aw, that's my girl. [chuckles] 544 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,946 All right, a toast. 545 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,281 Doug even got me my favorite. Drambuie. 546 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,534 Oh, thank you. 547 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,078 [all] Cheers. 548 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,120 What do you think this is? 549 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,122 -[Constance] Mm. -[chimes play] 550 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,000 [Doug] Ladies and gentleladies, the show is about to begin... 551 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,794 [Joyce] That is strong. 552 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,420 [Doug] ...and so please take your seats 553 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:50,713 and clear your minds, 554 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,633 because the journey starts now. 555 00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,973 And that's why I deserve a raise. 556 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,724 [male voice] Quit yer yappin'! 557 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,561 Hike up that skirt and show me those legs. 558 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:05,687 [male voice 2] Where's my dinner? 559 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,564 You promised me ham! 560 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,566 [male voice 3] If God wanted your opinion, 561 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:10,859 he would've made you a man. 562 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:13,111 Et tu, padre? 563 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,738 Oh! 564 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,867 It's so hard being a woman in 1973. 565 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:22,036 If only there was a way to make a change. 566 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,246 [clears throat softly] 567 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,166 [clears throat loudly] 568 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,002 I said, if only there was a way 569 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,461 to make a change! 570 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,088 [harp music playing] 571 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,090 [scoffs] A dirty lamp? 572 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,092 A woman's job is never done. 573 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,262 -[air hissing] -[harp music playing] 574 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,639 [gasps] A magic genie? 575 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:44,976 [giggles] 576 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:47,979 I'm here to grant you three wishes. 577 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,565 Hmm, wow. 578 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:54,652 I guess my first wish would be to find a man who gets it. 579 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,195 [genie] Your wish is my command... 580 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,698 at Club Minx! 581 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,783 [rowdy rock music playing] 582 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,577 [Doug] That's right, ladies! 583 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:05,663 Welcome to the club where you come first and often! 584 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:06,998 [singer] ♪ When you gonna wake up ♪ 585 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,542 [Doug] Don't worry about dinner tonight, 586 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,837 because what Maurice has cooking is piping hot! 587 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,797 ♪ ♪ 588 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,675 [cheers and applause] 589 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,136 ♪ ♪ 590 00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:23,389 [cheers and applause] 591 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,224 Don't get your panties in a bunch. 592 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,685 Ivan's here to take 'em off... 593 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,729 -[cheers and applause] -...and iron them. 594 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,898 [singer] ♪ Hollywood high ♪ 595 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,942 [laughing] 596 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:38,112 ♪ Hollywood high ♪ 597 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,030 -[laughter] -Oh... 598 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,240 ♪ ♪ 599 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,035 [Doug] Are you feeling underappreciated, ladies? 600 00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:47,455 Well maybe tonight Nestor can help, 601 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:51,334 'cause he's gonna take really good care of your children. 602 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:52,877 [cheers and applause] 603 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,964 And last but definitely not least, ladies, 604 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,591 remember you're not alone in this revolution. 605 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,593 Oh, no! 606 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,973 Because my guy Xavier isn't afraid to fight... 607 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,808 for your rights! 608 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,726 [cheers and applause] 609 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,729 ♪ ♪ 610 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,775 [Mantis' "Hollywood Eyes" playing" 611 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,860 ♪ ♪ 612 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:21,990 [singer] ♪ They say in Hollywood the garden grows ♪ 613 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:25,284 ♪ They say in Hollywood That everyone knows ♪ 614 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,120 ♪ Oh ♪ 615 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,414 ♪ ♪ 616 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,416 [cheers and applause] 617 00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,418 ♪ ♪ 618 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:36,212 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! 619 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,423 That's how you start a show, boys! 620 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:39,966 Sexy, sexy! Keep fluffing, keep fluffing! 621 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,676 Doug, last looks on Maurice. 622 00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:44,595 [indistinct chatter] 623 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,058 Let's just see. 624 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,893 Stick this in there. Don't be shy. 625 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,478 -For real? -It's not a judgment. 626 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,023 It's stagecraft, Mo. Just do what I'm asking. 627 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,695 [Bambi] All the letters I can write 628 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,405 are not as fair as this. 629 00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,198 Syllables of velvet, 630 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,576 depths of ruby, undrained. 631 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:09,328 [funky percussive music plays] 632 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:12,248 ♪ ♪ 633 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,139 And a bathhouse was too much? 634 00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:30,558 ♪ ♪ 635 00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:32,602 -Where's Joyce? -Depends. 636 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,605 Where'd you land on the shoot? 637 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,274 Deadline's a deadline. 638 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:41,027 ♪ ♪ 639 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:44,030 Now, am I supposed to find the baby attractive? 640 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:45,490 Because I do. 641 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:48,868 But is that the intention of the piece? 642 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,120 Probably best to not think about it too hard. 643 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,705 Hey, Xavier. Come here for a sec, would ya? 644 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:53,915 Anything you need, Mr. Doug. 645 00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:54,832 Okay, you see that woman over there? 646 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:56,334 Mm. 647 00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:57,418 [Doug] See the one I'm pointing at? 648 00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,170 [Xavier] Mm-hmm. Yeah. 649 00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:01,130 You got something special in you, man. 650 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,673 -Know what I mean? -Mm. 651 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,841 You've been working your whole life for it. 652 00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:05,176 Well, now's the moment. 653 00:23:05,343 --> 00:23:07,637 I want you to go make that woman feel alive 654 00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:09,722 the way only the X-man can. 655 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,849 [both chuckling] 656 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,267 You know, my name actually isn't Xavier. 657 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:14,560 -Yeah, I get it, I get it. -Okay. 658 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:15,520 But that's what I'm gonna need from you, okay? 659 00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:16,938 Okay. 660 00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:18,397 No, no, no, no, no. 661 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:19,774 Sexy baby's on stage. Just give him a second. 662 00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:22,485 You have one final wish. 663 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,904 Use it wisely. 664 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,282 -I wish women ruled the world. -[cheers and applause] 665 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:29,700 [harp music playing] 666 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,369 As the next President of the United States, 667 00:23:31,536 --> 00:23:33,621 do you promise to protect life, liberty, 668 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:35,498 and the pursuit of... 669 00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:36,749 -sexiness? -[audience exclaiming] 670 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,210 I do, America. 671 00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:42,004 [T-Rex's "20th Century Boy" playing] 672 00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:43,631 ♪ ♪ 673 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,049 [cheers and applause] 674 00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:48,052 ♪ ♪ 675 00:23:57,895 --> 00:23:59,689 [singer] ♪ Friends say it's fine ♪ 676 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:01,357 ♪ Friends say it's good ♪ 677 00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:02,859 ♪ Everybody says ♪ 678 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:06,237 ♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪ 679 00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:08,406 ♪ ♪ 680 00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:12,160 ♪ I move like a cat Charge like a ram ♪ 681 00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:16,539 ♪ Sting like a bee, babe I wanna be your man ♪ 682 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:19,500 ♪ ♪ 683 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,046 ♪ Well, it's plain to see ♪ 684 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:25,673 ♪ You were meant for me ♪ 685 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,466 ♪ Yeah, I'm your boy ♪ 686 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,594 ♪ Your 20th Century toy ♪ 687 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,555 ♪ ♪ 688 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:40,229 ♪ Friends say it's fine Friends say it's good ♪ 689 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,898 ♪ Everybody says ♪ 690 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:46,694 ♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪ 691 00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:48,321 ♪ ♪ 692 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,780 [all] M-I-N-X! 693 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,699 M-I-N-X! 694 00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:53,993 -What club is this? -[all] Club Minx! 695 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,912 Yeah! So good! 696 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:57,663 So sexy, guys! 697 00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:00,166 That was excellent. Really good, really good. 698 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,126 Hey, tip these guys out, okay? Give 'em some real money. 699 00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:03,377 I'm so proud of you guys! 700 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:06,422 Block off '73 and '74! 701 00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:09,133 We got a fucking hit! I love you guys so much. 702 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:10,301 Hey! 703 00:25:10,468 --> 00:25:12,345 [laughs] 704 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:16,098 You said you wanted a big idea, I gave you gravity, huh? 705 00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:17,558 I haven't been this entertained 706 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,560 since Nat King Cole sung at my wedding. 707 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:20,895 Oh, I knew it! 708 00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:22,480 But this is just the start! 709 00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:24,482 I want to start with medium-size markets, 710 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:26,692 two troupes, East Coast, West Coast. 711 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,903 -really just-- -Joyce has some concerns. 712 00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:30,529 [Doug] Oh, yeah. I saw you. 713 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:33,282 You seemed to be very concerned with my pal Xavier. 714 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:35,201 The show was really fun. 715 00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:37,328 It was acrobatic, 716 00:25:37,495 --> 00:25:40,331 and the men had impressive physiques. 717 00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:42,166 Oh, these boys have rock-hard bodies. 718 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:45,169 It takes real dedication, and they got it. 719 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:46,921 -I saw you liking it. -[Joyce laughs] 720 00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:48,422 You throw a great party. 721 00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:50,174 [Doug] Oh, thank you. 722 00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:52,593 But I don't want to be the host of it. 723 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:55,680 It just--it wasn't Minx. 724 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:58,641 Well, what are you talking about, right? 725 00:25:58,808 --> 00:26:00,518 Minx is so much more than a magazine now. 726 00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:02,561 We can be whatever the fuck we want, right? 727 00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:05,273 No one at our level 728 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:08,192 is claiming sexuality and intelligence 729 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:09,902 with equal confidence, 730 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:13,823 and this was one of those things, but it just-- 731 00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:16,826 I don't see a world where it ever becomes both. 732 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:23,708 You said you wanted to be wowed, right? 733 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,835 Well, were you fucking wowed tonight? 734 00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:28,462 Yes, and as much as I enjoyed myself, 735 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:29,964 I have to defer to Joyce. 736 00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:32,466 That was our deal. 737 00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:35,177 But Joyce, you look at that. 738 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:39,223 Sexual liberation on display. 739 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:41,350 Doug, the answer is no. 740 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:42,601 I'm sorry. 741 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,651 [singer] ♪ And she treats me ♪ 742 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:52,361 ♪ Like I don't care ♪ 743 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,655 I can barely hear the "fuck you." 744 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,699 -[Richie] Joyce loved them. -Of course she did. 745 00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:58,576 -These are amazing. -[Richie] Mm. 746 00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:01,245 Bathhouse would've been better. 747 00:27:01,412 --> 00:27:03,039 You weren't really gonna do a retrospective, were you? 748 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:04,957 No. Even I know that's a bad idea. 749 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,460 Hmm. 750 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:08,753 You know, you're really good 751 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:10,671 at this whole managing people thing. 752 00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:12,173 [Tina] It's my job. 753 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:13,215 But I'm not sure I like it when you do it to me. 754 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:14,842 Sometimes you're the job. 755 00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:18,387 But you're worth it. 756 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,014 Look what you can do. 757 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,435 You think anyone else knows how good we are? 758 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:27,438 ♪ ♪ 759 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:29,899 Not a chance. 760 00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:32,401 [singer] ♪ To have and to hold ♪ 761 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:34,278 ♪ To say in my soul ♪ 762 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:35,780 [Shelly] Chin up, okay? 763 00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:37,531 No one can take away what you did out there. 764 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:40,618 [sighs] 765 00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:41,869 Oh... 766 00:27:42,036 --> 00:27:43,371 Hey, I know it hurts. 767 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:44,663 I mean, I only worked on it a day, 768 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:45,956 and I'm very disappointed. 769 00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:47,875 I can't imagine how you're feeling. 770 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:51,087 When you dream something up 771 00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:53,422 and someone just takes it away... 772 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:55,549 I don't think I have it in me. 773 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:57,176 Business is so mean. 774 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:58,844 It is mean, 775 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,679 but you just need a good night's sleep, you know? 776 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,640 Oh. [sighs] 777 00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:04,975 [Bambi] Will you stay a little longer? 778 00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:06,143 I just need a friend. 779 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:07,812 I don't want to be alone tonight. 780 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:10,773 ♪ ♪ 781 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:12,400 You know what? I wish I could, but I just-- 782 00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:14,026 I--I have to get home. 783 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:15,694 I'm sorry. 784 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,196 It's okay. 785 00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:20,199 ♪ ♪ 786 00:28:25,955 --> 00:28:27,623 What a waste. 787 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:32,002 [siren wailing in distance] 788 00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:36,257 You know, I haven't had a boss since I was 16 years old, 789 00:28:36,424 --> 00:28:38,342 and now I have two, 790 00:28:38,509 --> 00:28:40,886 and one of them is Joyce fucking Prigger. 791 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,471 I was wondering when you were gonna figure that out. 792 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:44,473 I have been busting my ass. 793 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,600 I've been working so hard, Tines. 794 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:48,310 And what do I have to show for it? 795 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:51,021 A Rolls-Royce, a six-figure deal, 796 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,524 and... how many Speedos did you buy? 797 00:28:53,691 --> 00:28:54,775 Minimum was 2,000. 798 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:56,694 I got a little cocky and bought 4,000. 799 00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:59,071 You could uh, slap a Minx logo on 'em. 800 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:00,698 Please don't. 801 00:29:00,865 --> 00:29:04,285 What do you say we hop in your fancy car, 802 00:29:04,452 --> 00:29:06,328 drive up the coast, 803 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:08,456 get lost where no one can reach us? 804 00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:10,833 [Doug sighs] 805 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,752 Only if you drive so I can get drunk in the car. 806 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,212 [chuckles] Deal. 807 00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:16,255 [knock at door] 808 00:29:20,009 --> 00:29:21,093 You never said goodbye. 809 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:22,553 [inhales deeply] 810 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,680 I was told not to interrupt the talent. 811 00:29:24,847 --> 00:29:26,265 -I made a mistake. -[Joyce chuckles] 812 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,058 I wanted you there, it's just-- I don't know. 813 00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:31,145 Sometimes--sometimes I get caught up. 814 00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:36,192 You're a star, Graham. 815 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:37,985 And you should enjoy that. 816 00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:40,738 I plan on doing the same. 817 00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:41,906 Just not with you. 818 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:43,824 Come on. 819 00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:45,534 -Don't be mad. -I'm not. 820 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:49,205 Look, we had a lot of fun, 821 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,123 and you introduced me to my new favorite hotel. 822 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,625 [chuckles] 823 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,085 All right. Okay. 824 00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:57,129 Yeah. 825 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:58,130 Well, can we at least just-- 826 00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:00,049 -Good night, Graham. -Okay. 827 00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:04,929 If you change your mind... 828 00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,305 I'll be over here. 829 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:09,850 [door closes] 830 00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:14,813 [breathing deeply] 831 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:17,691 -Was that-- -Yeah. 832 00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:20,444 [Jim Sullivan's "Whistle Stop" playing] 833 00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:23,822 ♪ ♪ 834 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:28,202 [Jim] ♪ Thunder And lightning in my eyes ♪ 835 00:30:28,369 --> 00:30:30,871 ♪ And when the train ♪ 836 00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:32,706 ♪ Began to move ♪ 837 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:37,211 ♪ Then she waved goodbye To being for a while ♪ 838 00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:38,837 ♪ ♪ 839 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,465 ♪ All the air ♪ 840 00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:45,010 ♪ Just seemed quite foggy To me ♪ 841 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:48,013 ♪ ♪ 842 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:59,358 ♪ We have spoken in a way ♪ 843 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:02,027 ♪ And I knew ♪ 844 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:06,407 ♪ That I had known her Before this day ♪ 845 00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:09,827 ♪ Echoing inside the ♪ 846 00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:12,329 ♪ Memories ♪ 847 00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:15,457 ♪ Still unknown to me ♪ 848 00:31:15,624 --> 00:31:17,585 ♪ Do you know the feeling? ♪ 849 00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:20,170 ♪ Can you love someone ♪ 850 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:24,258 ♪ You've only met A while ago ♪ 851 00:31:24,425 --> 00:31:26,719 ♪ ♪ 852 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,430 ♪ Is it just a life ♪ 853 00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:32,308 ♪ A lifetime gone ♪ 854 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:35,561 ♪ ♪ 855 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,607 ♪ Sing ba-da-da-da Da-da-da-da ♪ 856 00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:42,901 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da ♪ 857 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,738 ♪ Ba-da-da-da-da, da-da-da ♪