1 00:00:02,605 --> 00:00:03,639 - Hey. - Maggie! 2 00:00:03,940 --> 00:00:04,907 It's only a matter of time 3 00:00:05,241 --> 00:00:06,175 before George gives you a byline. 4 00:00:06,442 --> 00:00:07,690 You are so beyond a researcher. 5 00:00:07,977 --> 00:00:09,245 - We both are. - Thank you. 6 00:00:09,479 --> 00:00:10,646 You're more than happy 7 00:00:10,980 --> 00:00:12,515 to lap up the attention when it suits you. 8 00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:14,684 You're more than happy basking in my reflection. 9 00:00:14,951 --> 00:00:16,386 - Should we have sex now? - Oh, no. 10 00:00:16,652 --> 00:00:17,920 I, um... I-I can't do that again. 11 00:00:18,221 --> 00:00:19,989 - What? - We need to be friends. 12 00:00:20,390 --> 00:00:21,891 You think anyone else knows how good we are? 13 00:00:22,091 --> 00:00:22,959 Not a chance. 14 00:00:23,159 --> 00:00:24,293 You know, 15 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:26,562 I haven't have a boss since I was 16 years old. 16 00:00:26,796 --> 00:00:28,231 And now I have two, 17 00:00:28,564 --> 00:00:31,134 and one of them is Joyce fucking Prigger. 18 00:00:31,567 --> 00:00:33,603 I've decided to not move forward with Beyond. 19 00:00:33,936 --> 00:00:35,972 I need you to come up with more ideas... 20 00:00:36,239 --> 00:00:37,720 Your big Renetti ideas. 21 00:00:38,021 --> 00:00:39,842 Well, were you fucking wowed tonight? 22 00:00:40,109 --> 00:00:41,577 I have to defer to Joyce. 23 00:00:41,811 --> 00:00:43,246 Doug, the answer's no. 24 00:00:48,184 --> 00:00:49,585 ♪ You... ♪ 25 00:00:51,521 --> 00:00:54,257 Are you really not gonna speak to me this entire ride? 26 00:00:57,373 --> 00:01:00,430 I'm sorry I vetoed your dance troupe. 27 00:01:00,763 --> 00:01:02,598 Well, it could've been a revolution. 28 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:04,380 Historically, I don't think revolutions 29 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:06,536 - involve that much baby oil. - Okay. 30 00:01:06,803 --> 00:01:08,171 Listen, Doug, it wasn't... 31 00:01:08,604 --> 00:01:11,040 If you say "it wasn't personal" to me one more time, Joyce... 32 00:01:11,207 --> 00:01:12,188 It wasn't. 33 00:01:12,542 --> 00:01:14,991 I'm just getting hammered on all sides. 34 00:01:15,344 --> 00:01:17,246 I mean, Connie kills my science magazine. 35 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,182 You murder my sexy boys. 36 00:01:19,449 --> 00:01:21,297 I'm on the goddamn schneid. 37 00:01:23,286 --> 00:01:24,600 "Schneid's" a losing streak. 38 00:01:24,987 --> 00:01:27,003 That's what you call schmoozing in Sin City... 39 00:01:27,290 --> 00:01:28,825 Cutting international deals 40 00:01:29,225 --> 00:01:32,395 and bathed in glorious neon surrounded by games of chance? 41 00:01:32,728 --> 00:01:35,631 I'm selling foreign rights to Minx, Joyce. 42 00:01:36,032 --> 00:01:39,035 I'm not exactly attending Frank Sinatra's birthday party. 43 00:01:39,335 --> 00:01:41,050 No, that's next weekend. 44 00:01:41,404 --> 00:01:44,654 Me back in Vegas... This is a huge mistake. 45 00:01:44,974 --> 00:01:46,609 This town has a nose for failure, 46 00:01:46,909 --> 00:01:49,879 and I got the fucking stink, so... 47 00:01:50,213 --> 00:01:52,048 You know, this city shouldn't even be here. 48 00:01:52,381 --> 00:01:55,284 It's an oasis built on hustle and moxie. 49 00:01:55,685 --> 00:01:58,387 This is where people come to turn their luck around. 50 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,496 Oh... 51 00:02:06,762 --> 00:02:08,331 Thank you. 52 00:02:08,698 --> 00:02:10,666 - Thanks, boss. - Would you look around? 53 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,069 - Yeah. - Oh, come on. 54 00:02:13,369 --> 00:02:14,670 How can you be depressed in Vegas? 55 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:16,072 I'm not depressed. It's just... 56 00:02:16,272 --> 00:02:17,406 Thank you. 57 00:02:17,773 --> 00:02:19,308 Man, I miss that sound... 58 00:02:19,575 --> 00:02:20,877 Money and tears. 59 00:02:21,124 --> 00:02:22,879 "A stately pleasure-dome decree." 60 00:02:23,212 --> 00:02:24,480 You know, maybe you're right, Joycey. 61 00:02:24,780 --> 00:02:25,882 Maybe things are getting better. 62 00:02:26,182 --> 00:02:27,884 - Renetti. - Yeah. 63 00:02:28,117 --> 00:02:30,753 This is for '65, fuckhead. 64 00:02:31,053 --> 00:02:32,555 ♪ If you want it ♪ 65 00:02:32,855 --> 00:02:34,490 ♪ If you want it, baby ♪ 66 00:02:34,757 --> 00:02:36,425 ♪ Get on it, ah! ♪ 67 00:02:36,692 --> 00:02:37,660 ♪ If you want it ♪ 68 00:02:38,594 --> 00:02:39,929 I think we got the shot. 69 00:02:40,263 --> 00:02:41,297 - Whoo. - Thank you. 70 00:02:41,597 --> 00:02:42,899 - Good match, everyone. - Hey. 71 00:02:43,232 --> 00:02:44,534 - Killer forehand, bro. - Thanks, man. 72 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,482 Nice work, boys, nice work. 73 00:02:46,716 --> 00:02:48,337 This issue's gonna be huge. 74 00:02:48,704 --> 00:02:51,908 Our readers love a clean-cut sportsman or two. 75 00:02:52,141 --> 00:02:53,442 Sorry I'm late. 76 00:02:53,776 --> 00:02:55,144 Got caught arguing ad rates with Kotex. 77 00:02:55,478 --> 00:02:56,913 I hope you didn't cave to those terrorists. 78 00:02:57,193 --> 00:02:59,148 Tampax will pay us double for exclusivity. 79 00:02:59,448 --> 00:03:01,250 That would mean breaking our contract. 80 00:03:01,617 --> 00:03:03,352 Oh, well, they might try and wiggle out themselves 81 00:03:03,653 --> 00:03:06,255 if the environment is inhospitable. 82 00:03:06,489 --> 00:03:08,357 I guess I'll get creative. 83 00:03:08,538 --> 00:03:09,926 I guess you will. 84 00:03:10,226 --> 00:03:13,062 Another masterpiece, Ricardo. 85 00:03:15,898 --> 00:03:17,266 Honestly, you didn't miss much. 86 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:20,536 Prigger special, rackets, dick, oh, look, there's a lady. 87 00:03:20,803 --> 00:03:21,771 - She's in power. - The usual. 88 00:03:22,004 --> 00:03:23,519 Last chance, Richie, okay? 89 00:03:23,906 --> 00:03:25,408 The boys are coming, too. It's gonna be fun. 90 00:03:25,808 --> 00:03:27,490 Uh, me and Danny still have some work we need to finish up. 91 00:03:27,743 --> 00:03:28,945 You go on ahead. 92 00:03:29,158 --> 00:03:30,580 Hold on. What's happening here? 93 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:32,982 We're hitting the Palomino to watch the Battle of the Sexes. 94 00:03:33,416 --> 00:03:35,785 - It's the event of the year. - Ooh, I'm racing home to watch. 95 00:03:36,118 --> 00:03:37,520 I wouldn't miss Billie Jean for the world. 96 00:03:37,753 --> 00:03:39,155 Did I tell you... 97 00:03:39,589 --> 00:03:41,190 About your chance encounters on the junior-tennis circuit? 98 00:03:41,424 --> 00:03:42,458 Holmby Hills in '62. 99 00:03:42,792 --> 00:03:44,393 Well, don't forget Toluca Lake in '65. 100 00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:45,795 She complimented my skort. 101 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:47,997 - Wow. - You know, I like tennis. 102 00:03:48,431 --> 00:03:50,600 - Oh, I would've invited you. - She would've said no. 103 00:03:50,967 --> 00:03:52,568 - Yeah, you do always say no. - Okay, maybe lately. 104 00:03:52,935 --> 00:03:54,270 That doesn't mean I don't want to be invited. 105 00:03:54,637 --> 00:03:56,405 Yeah, but you're ascending to the corporate plane, 106 00:03:56,806 --> 00:03:59,408 leaving us mortals behind, but we're very proud of you. 107 00:03:59,775 --> 00:04:02,158 I'm still here, on the fun plane, being fun. 108 00:04:02,378 --> 00:04:03,546 Let's watch here! 109 00:04:03,879 --> 00:04:05,281 - Oh. - It'll be great. 110 00:04:05,514 --> 00:04:06,449 Just like old times. 111 00:04:06,782 --> 00:04:08,818 Uh, t-that's actually a bad idea. 112 00:04:09,131 --> 00:04:11,587 Yeah, fancy new offices, plush carpet, our bosses... 113 00:04:11,988 --> 00:04:14,624 Are out of here and done giving us unnecessary feedback. 114 00:04:14,824 --> 00:04:15,992 I'm in charge. 115 00:04:16,359 --> 00:04:19,462 Good Time Tina says watch party at Bottom Dollar! 116 00:04:27,169 --> 00:04:28,604 ♪ What you want ♪ 117 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,441 ♪ See it in motion ♪ 118 00:04:34,543 --> 00:04:36,245 ♪ Hear her talk ♪ 119 00:04:38,414 --> 00:04:40,616 ♪ You got to sell the notion ♪ 120 00:04:42,652 --> 00:04:44,920 ♪ That you want To follow her ♪ 121 00:04:45,187 --> 00:04:46,656 ♪ Wherever she goes ♪ 122 00:04:48,224 --> 00:04:49,959 Well, look at you. You look sharp. 123 00:04:50,226 --> 00:04:51,494 Thank you. 124 00:04:51,861 --> 00:04:53,663 My outfit's the opening volley on my panel remarks. 125 00:04:54,063 --> 00:04:56,832 I thinking of saying, "I'm here to talk female demographics, 126 00:04:57,066 --> 00:04:58,801 but I'm also quite fun." 127 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:00,636 Oh, right, your, uh, chitchat thing, huh? 128 00:05:00,936 --> 00:05:02,071 You mean me forging 129 00:05:02,405 --> 00:05:04,907 essential bonds with other professional women? 130 00:05:05,274 --> 00:05:07,410 Shouldn't you be forging some fiscal bonds of your own? 131 00:05:07,576 --> 00:05:08,844 No need. 132 00:05:09,111 --> 00:05:10,413 - What happened? - Nothing. 133 00:05:10,746 --> 00:05:11,847 I just don't have to hustle for buyers. 134 00:05:12,048 --> 00:05:13,182 They came to me. 135 00:05:13,549 --> 00:05:14,650 What, in the 30 minutes it took me to change? 136 00:05:14,950 --> 00:05:16,052 That's enough time to fuck things up 137 00:05:16,285 --> 00:05:17,553 but not make things good? 138 00:05:17,953 --> 00:05:20,423 Look, concierge had a stack of these for me at check-in. 139 00:05:20,723 --> 00:05:22,058 My room is full of fruit baskets. 140 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:23,426 Everybody wants in. 141 00:05:23,793 --> 00:05:25,895 So all I have to do is play London off of Paris, 142 00:05:26,295 --> 00:05:28,264 gin up some old grudges from the war, you know, Europe shit. 143 00:05:28,531 --> 00:05:30,032 We'll set our own price. 144 00:05:31,534 --> 00:05:32,935 Doug, this is incredible. 145 00:05:33,302 --> 00:05:34,937 Yeah, if I can get all these deals done before dinner, 146 00:05:35,271 --> 00:05:37,006 I can get on the last Greyhound to Los Angeles. 147 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:38,741 The bus? 148 00:05:40,076 --> 00:05:40,976 Yeah. 149 00:05:42,478 --> 00:05:44,547 I'm tired, Joyce. 150 00:05:47,983 --> 00:05:51,287 It's possible, verging on probable, 151 00:05:51,654 --> 00:05:54,023 that I have underappreciated your contributions. 152 00:05:54,290 --> 00:05:57,293 What? You underappreciated me? 153 00:05:57,593 --> 00:05:59,695 - No. - You brought Constance in. 154 00:05:59,995 --> 00:06:01,263 You pitched her the global vision, 155 00:06:01,597 --> 00:06:02,932 and now you're about to make it happen. 156 00:06:03,179 --> 00:06:06,135 I mean, you should run the thing. 157 00:06:06,435 --> 00:06:08,137 Is that something you'd even want? 158 00:06:08,471 --> 00:06:11,774 To run an international publishing empire? 159 00:06:12,007 --> 00:06:12,908 - Me? - Yeah. 160 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:15,411 That'd be mildly appealing, I guess. 161 00:06:15,778 --> 00:06:17,346 But, you know, Connie's the big boss on this, 162 00:06:17,613 --> 00:06:18,547 and she'd have to get on board. 163 00:06:18,848 --> 00:06:20,116 No. No, she's been deferring to me 164 00:06:20,349 --> 00:06:22,118 on everything Minx. 165 00:06:22,451 --> 00:06:25,554 I assure you I will make my strongest case. 166 00:06:25,921 --> 00:06:28,157 Well, that's a lot of travel. 167 00:06:28,524 --> 00:06:30,559 I just don't know where I would call home. 168 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:34,163 Would it be Buenos Aires, Amsterdam, Monaco? 169 00:06:34,463 --> 00:06:36,365 I think London is less debauched, 170 00:06:36,665 --> 00:06:38,167 and, also, it's commonly acknowledged 171 00:06:38,501 --> 00:06:39,935 to be the center of international publishing, 172 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,604 which would be none of my business, 173 00:06:41,971 --> 00:06:44,106 because off American soil, Minx would be yours. 174 00:06:44,306 --> 00:06:46,142 Ah. 175 00:06:46,542 --> 00:06:48,577 Well, I get along very well with a lot of girls. 176 00:06:50,179 --> 00:06:51,347 I don't think you give us credit 177 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:52,828 for having any brains. 178 00:06:53,215 --> 00:06:54,950 Billie's gonna wipe that smug smile off his face. 179 00:06:55,151 --> 00:06:56,185 I'm loving this. 180 00:06:56,519 --> 00:06:58,087 I'm rooting for the plucky lesbian, too. 181 00:06:58,487 --> 00:07:00,156 Oh, whoa, whoa. Billie's happily married. 182 00:07:00,456 --> 00:07:02,191 Her husband's a hunky blonde. 183 00:07:02,525 --> 00:07:04,794 Right. Sorry, I'm new to women's tennis. 184 00:07:05,127 --> 00:07:06,362 It's a Good Time Tina recipe. 185 00:07:06,629 --> 00:07:07,763 What are the measurements? 186 00:07:08,063 --> 00:07:09,165 Pour until there's nothing left. 187 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:11,567 This whole thing's a joke. 188 00:07:11,847 --> 00:07:13,402 Men are better at sports than women, okay? 189 00:07:13,736 --> 00:07:14,970 I'm sorry. I'm not pretending they're not. 190 00:07:15,237 --> 00:07:17,006 Billie Jean's not just a woman. 191 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:18,974 She's the best of her generation. 192 00:07:19,321 --> 00:07:21,510 I could return that serve with my hands behind my back. 193 00:07:21,844 --> 00:07:23,646 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 194 00:07:23,846 --> 00:07:25,961 Okay, prove it. 195 00:07:26,248 --> 00:07:27,416 - Prove it? - Yeah, prove it... 196 00:07:27,683 --> 00:07:30,386 Outside, right now, my serve. 197 00:07:30,553 --> 00:07:31,520 Hmm. 198 00:07:32,521 --> 00:07:35,858 Hands behind my back, lady. 199 00:07:36,258 --> 00:07:38,374 ...Astrodome, it's the Battle of the Sexes... 200 00:07:38,727 --> 00:07:41,043 Billie Jean King versus Bobby Riggs. 201 00:07:41,497 --> 00:07:44,667 ♪ Anything you can do I can be part of ♪ 202 00:07:44,934 --> 00:07:46,001 My money's on Dustin. 203 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:47,803 There is no beating testosterone. 204 00:07:48,070 --> 00:07:49,405 How's he gonna hold the racket? 205 00:07:49,605 --> 00:07:50,573 Telekinesis? 206 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,041 Wasn't on his résumé. 207 00:07:52,374 --> 00:07:53,909 The only special skill he listed was "abs." 208 00:07:54,109 --> 00:07:55,044 Hmm. 209 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:58,994 Sorry, Danny needs me for a sec. 210 00:07:59,248 --> 00:08:00,649 It's a darkroom thing. 211 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:07,022 Hey. 212 00:08:07,223 --> 00:08:08,424 Huh? Huh? 213 00:08:08,737 --> 00:08:11,207 Whoa. He should've listed that as a special skill. 214 00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:13,429 Little party trick from my Chico days. 215 00:08:13,742 --> 00:08:15,464 You think this is the first time I've seen a penis 216 00:08:15,764 --> 00:08:16,999 stuffed someplace it doesn't belong? 217 00:08:17,299 --> 00:08:19,201 I got two boys. Come on, love-all. 218 00:08:19,535 --> 00:08:22,271 - All right. - Whoo, Shelly! 219 00:08:22,571 --> 00:08:24,473 - Tough talk. - Thank you. 220 00:08:24,707 --> 00:08:26,041 Tough talk. 221 00:08:33,983 --> 00:08:34,864 Whoo. 222 00:08:35,117 --> 00:08:36,118 Get the racket. 223 00:08:36,452 --> 00:08:37,700 You maim the official, that's a forfeit. 224 00:08:38,087 --> 00:08:39,255 - That was out, second serve. - No, that wasn't out. 225 00:08:39,555 --> 00:08:40,756 What, are you calling me a liar? 226 00:08:41,090 --> 00:08:42,491 Yeah, 'cause it was not out. 227 00:08:42,892 --> 00:08:45,694 - Second serve, toots. - Don't call me toots, asshole. 228 00:08:45,895 --> 00:08:47,463 Oh, God. 229 00:08:50,232 --> 00:08:52,268 It's okay. You got this. 230 00:08:54,103 --> 00:08:55,204 You got this. 231 00:08:55,437 --> 00:08:57,253 What is he doing? 232 00:08:57,506 --> 00:08:58,507 Come on, wrap it up. 233 00:08:58,807 --> 00:09:00,943 I'm... I'm wrapping it. I'm wrapping it. 234 00:09:01,277 --> 00:09:03,279 - Can you hurry it up? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 235 00:09:03,479 --> 00:09:05,214 Here we go. 236 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:11,387 Yes! 237 00:09:11,687 --> 00:09:12,868 Yeah! 238 00:09:14,857 --> 00:09:15,991 Yeah! 239 00:09:16,191 --> 00:09:17,293 - Point. - For me. 240 00:09:17,626 --> 00:09:19,128 The challenge was return the serve. 241 00:09:19,361 --> 00:09:21,764 I did. I win for men. 242 00:09:21,997 --> 00:09:24,466 Men! 243 00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:26,402 What? 244 00:09:26,769 --> 00:09:28,537 - No. No, no, no. - Men! Men! Men! 245 00:09:28,771 --> 00:09:30,105 Men! Men! Men! Men! 246 00:09:30,472 --> 00:09:31,707 - Uh... - Men! Men! Men! 247 00:09:31,974 --> 00:09:33,909 Guys, I, uh... 248 00:09:34,256 --> 00:09:36,312 - I might be in trouble. - Men! Men! Men! 249 00:09:36,779 --> 00:09:39,181 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Meet the New Woman, 250 00:09:39,515 --> 00:09:42,518 all-new women's magazine for the new woman. 251 00:09:42,785 --> 00:09:44,119 Please take your seats. 252 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,855 Hello. Checking in. It's Joyce P... 253 00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:48,123 Of course, Ms. Prigger. 254 00:09:48,390 --> 00:09:49,692 Green lanyard for speakers. 255 00:09:49,959 --> 00:09:52,027 Ooh, so official. Thank you. 256 00:09:53,362 --> 00:09:54,363 Thank you. 257 00:09:55,364 --> 00:09:57,533 Would you mind? 258 00:09:57,733 --> 00:09:58,934 Oh. 259 00:09:59,301 --> 00:10:02,137 My pleasure, Beatrice. Anything for a reader. 260 00:10:02,371 --> 00:10:03,472 This was a good one. 261 00:10:03,739 --> 00:10:05,341 They're all good, Ms. Prigger. 262 00:10:05,541 --> 00:10:06,542 Stop. 263 00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:08,143 Um, have my fellow New Women checked in? 264 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:09,925 I'd love to coordinate a group photo. 265 00:10:10,245 --> 00:10:12,081 - Oh, yes, right there. - Thank you. 266 00:10:16,585 --> 00:10:18,954 - Joyce. - George. 267 00:10:19,188 --> 00:10:20,389 I can't turn around 268 00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:22,358 without seeing your smiling face. 269 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,126 Success agrees with you. 270 00:10:24,426 --> 00:10:26,328 Uh, you're here for my- my panel? 271 00:10:26,662 --> 00:10:28,931 Sort of. Uh, my monthly is up there. 272 00:10:29,264 --> 00:10:32,368 I left New York magazine, started my own. 273 00:10:32,568 --> 00:10:33,902 Gal! 274 00:10:34,183 --> 00:10:35,404 Exclamation mark and everything. 275 00:10:35,604 --> 00:10:36,872 Yeah. 276 00:10:37,239 --> 00:10:38,674 Oh, I'm sorry. I must have missed that on the stands. 277 00:10:39,008 --> 00:10:40,075 Oh, we're still in the growth mode... 278 00:10:40,409 --> 00:10:41,590 You know, test issues in select cities. 279 00:10:41,877 --> 00:10:43,178 - Great response so far. - Oh. 280 00:10:43,579 --> 00:10:45,180 Boy, have women been waiting for someone to figure out 281 00:10:45,581 --> 00:10:47,549 how to combine the personal and political, make it fun. 282 00:10:47,783 --> 00:10:49,151 Gee, I hadn't noticed. 283 00:10:49,451 --> 00:10:51,553 Fellas, meet the famous Joyce Prigger. 284 00:10:53,022 --> 00:10:53,822 Meet your fellow panelists. 285 00:10:54,089 --> 00:10:55,858 Marshall Jensen, Healthy Lady. 286 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:57,626 Gerald Scott, What Women Wear. 287 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,162 Blaine Peters, Good Woman, Better Kitchen. 288 00:11:00,396 --> 00:11:01,463 Better than what? 289 00:11:04,213 --> 00:11:05,401 Quite the lineup. 290 00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:07,336 Uh, George, I promise I'll take it easy on you. 291 00:11:07,636 --> 00:11:09,772 Oh, no, no, no, I'm not speaking. 292 00:11:09,972 --> 00:11:12,074 My editor is. 293 00:11:12,374 --> 00:11:14,443 Joyce, look at you in that dress. 294 00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:17,446 Maggie, this is unexpected. 295 00:11:17,746 --> 00:11:18,781 We're about to begin, 296 00:11:19,081 --> 00:11:20,082 if you'll please take your seats. 297 00:11:20,382 --> 00:11:21,517 Uh, Joyce. 298 00:11:21,884 --> 00:11:23,352 I was hoping that we could have a second to chat, 299 00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:25,454 - you know, clear the air. - Oh, we're needed onstage. 300 00:11:29,825 --> 00:11:32,528 Nah, if Italy wants in, add another zero, my friend, 301 00:11:32,761 --> 00:11:33,962 and then we can talk. 302 00:11:34,329 --> 00:11:37,666 A zero? Ma che cazzo dici. Doug, that's insanity. 303 00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:40,436 Well, Berlin does not think so. They think it's fair. 304 00:11:40,769 --> 00:11:42,071 - Oh, come on. - Do me a favor. 305 00:11:42,471 --> 00:11:44,606 Find me when you're ready to play with the big boys, okay? 306 00:11:44,907 --> 00:11:45,874 - Come on. - No, you come on. 307 00:11:46,108 --> 00:11:47,142 Be fucking serious. 308 00:11:48,277 --> 00:11:51,947 At Minx, when we consider ads, we start with the premise 309 00:11:52,281 --> 00:11:53,916 that there's nothing wrong with women, 310 00:11:54,249 --> 00:11:55,684 and diet pills don't check that box. 311 00:11:57,486 --> 00:11:59,555 You disagree, Marshall? 312 00:11:59,822 --> 00:12:01,236 At Healthy Lady, we run ads 313 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,258 that are relevant to women's lives. 314 00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:07,463 I know that the main gal at Gal! Feels the same. 315 00:12:07,663 --> 00:12:09,264 Like it or not, 316 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:12,267 women are interested in losing weight. 317 00:12:12,501 --> 00:12:14,069 That feels reductive. 318 00:12:14,283 --> 00:12:16,271 Seems like the ladies disagree 319 00:12:16,538 --> 00:12:17,673 on this one. 320 00:12:17,973 --> 00:12:19,308 Joyce, I know that you... 321 00:12:19,641 --> 00:12:22,277 Minx maintains a high-minded approach 322 00:12:22,478 --> 00:12:23,979 in some areas, 323 00:12:24,313 --> 00:12:27,683 but research shows women want diet pills. 324 00:12:27,883 --> 00:12:29,284 That sells. 325 00:12:29,518 --> 00:12:30,452 I don't know, Maggie. 326 00:12:30,786 --> 00:12:32,921 My magazine just cracked three million, 327 00:12:33,222 --> 00:12:34,690 and we didn't have to convince women 328 00:12:35,057 --> 00:12:36,959 that their bodies were a problem in need of fixing 329 00:12:37,159 --> 00:12:38,327 to get there. 330 00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:41,597 Uh-oh, the claws are coming out. 331 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:48,137 Oh, my dinner's in there. 332 00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:50,506 - What happened? - The male ego. 333 00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:52,474 He was proving that men are superior, 334 00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:53,709 and he nailed it. 335 00:12:53,976 --> 00:12:55,177 How you doing, Dustin? 336 00:12:55,544 --> 00:12:57,346 She said the cold would make it shrink, 337 00:12:57,713 --> 00:12:58,947 - but it's starting to burn. - Where have you been? 338 00:12:59,181 --> 00:13:00,716 Whoo! Yes! 339 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:03,285 Bow down, Bobby, bow down! 340 00:13:03,585 --> 00:13:04,920 I need to handle whatever that is. 341 00:13:05,187 --> 00:13:07,956 Ugh! Gross. Is that glue? 342 00:13:08,190 --> 00:13:09,291 Uh, Danny spilled some... 343 00:13:09,591 --> 00:13:10,759 You've really got to get in there. 344 00:13:11,059 --> 00:13:12,327 That was a lot of glass breaking. 345 00:13:12,728 --> 00:13:14,463 I don't know what you and Danny have been up to, 346 00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:16,498 but these are your models, too, so fix this. 347 00:13:16,732 --> 00:13:18,333 Please. 348 00:13:21,503 --> 00:13:22,538 Oh. 349 00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:25,174 Pick around the glue, basically fine. 350 00:13:29,878 --> 00:13:31,213 Oh, who won? 351 00:13:31,547 --> 00:13:33,348 Who won that set, Phil? Say it, punk. 352 00:13:33,749 --> 00:13:35,597 - Billie Jean. - No, louder, Phil. 353 00:13:35,951 --> 00:13:37,019 - Billie Jean. - That's right. 354 00:13:37,352 --> 00:13:39,154 Goddamn right! Only one more to go. 355 00:13:39,421 --> 00:13:41,623 Yay, Billie Jean. 356 00:13:41,924 --> 00:13:43,392 Maybe we celebrate her on the ground. 357 00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:44,626 No lady business from you. 358 00:13:44,927 --> 00:13:46,161 This is tennis time right now, okay? 359 00:13:46,461 --> 00:13:47,763 I don't want your big-eye lady smiles. 360 00:13:47,963 --> 00:13:50,078 Get out of here. 361 00:13:50,345 --> 00:13:51,567 What's our next move, boss? 362 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,035 I don't know. Um... 363 00:13:53,368 --> 00:13:54,803 Wait a second. Are you shadowing me? 364 00:13:55,137 --> 00:13:57,773 Jumped off the Doug bus onto the Tina train? 365 00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:59,675 Yes. 366 00:14:00,075 --> 00:14:01,810 It's just... you're always calm in the eye of the storm, 367 00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:03,912 and I got so invested in Club Minx, 368 00:14:04,213 --> 00:14:05,614 I just want to be cool, like you. 369 00:14:05,914 --> 00:14:07,115 I don't want to be your role model. 370 00:14:07,382 --> 00:14:08,784 I just want to have fun. 371 00:14:09,084 --> 00:14:10,552 Why won't anyone let me have fun? 372 00:14:10,886 --> 00:14:13,121 Oh, come on, look at that drop shot! 373 00:14:13,388 --> 00:14:14,623 Oh, do you love that? 374 00:14:14,957 --> 00:14:17,793 So, uh, Lenny at home or... 375 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,895 ...the office, in case you needed to call? 376 00:14:20,295 --> 00:14:23,031 An aggressive woman on the court, taking what she wants! 377 00:14:23,332 --> 00:14:24,399 - I mean, look at this. - Mm-hmm. 378 00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:25,634 First, she rips you off, 379 00:14:25,968 --> 00:14:27,402 then she tells you you're doing it wrong. 380 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,838 Takes a lot of nerve, Maggie. 381 00:14:30,172 --> 00:14:32,054 You don't even give out circulation numbers, 382 00:14:32,341 --> 00:14:34,443 and we all know what that means. 383 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:35,811 Well, we're new... 384 00:14:36,011 --> 00:14:37,079 An emerging voice. 385 00:14:37,412 --> 00:14:41,350 More like a whisper. 386 00:14:43,252 --> 00:14:46,255 Yes, Gal! Has some creative overlap with Minx, 387 00:14:46,622 --> 00:14:50,058 but Maggie's also bringing a different perspective, 388 00:14:50,359 --> 00:14:53,262 which is something I find thrilling. 389 00:14:53,495 --> 00:14:55,497 What? 390 00:14:55,831 --> 00:14:57,032 This is a women's magazine panel. 391 00:14:57,432 --> 00:14:59,868 Maggie belongs here. It's you I'm not so sure about. 392 00:15:00,168 --> 00:15:01,837 Watch yourself, missy. 393 00:15:02,204 --> 00:15:03,906 He's been doing this since before you were born. 394 00:15:04,172 --> 00:15:05,307 Well, maybe that's the problem. 395 00:15:12,614 --> 00:15:14,216 You sure you want to risk that dough? 396 00:15:14,616 --> 00:15:16,885 You're gonna need it if you want a shot at Minx, bud. 397 00:15:17,119 --> 00:15:19,688 Hit me. 398 00:15:19,855 --> 00:15:21,256 Oh! 399 00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:23,091 Lady Luck! 400 00:15:23,325 --> 00:15:25,894 I got it today. 401 00:15:26,295 --> 00:15:28,864 Why is it when you see two women stepping into power, 402 00:15:29,231 --> 00:15:31,934 your first instinct is to pit them against each other? 403 00:15:32,301 --> 00:15:33,902 - That is not what's... - Well, I can only assume 404 00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:36,004 it's because they're afraid. 405 00:15:36,405 --> 00:15:37,973 Billie Jean King is brimming with confidence. 406 00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:39,474 Old Man River's not getting to that. 407 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,145 Yes! You can do it! 408 00:15:47,215 --> 00:15:50,886 Is that why you don't have a single woman listed here, 409 00:15:51,253 --> 00:15:55,157 but you do have five Johns on your editorial staff? 410 00:15:55,557 --> 00:15:58,160 - What do you have over there? - Three Peters and two Pauls. 411 00:15:58,493 --> 00:16:00,529 And not even one Mary. 412 00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:02,931 I'll have you know we've invested heavily 413 00:16:03,231 --> 00:16:05,133 in several women who left us in the lurch 414 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,868 by going off and having babies. 415 00:16:07,235 --> 00:16:08,937 Well, it sounds to me like they wanted to look after 416 00:16:09,338 --> 00:16:11,740 one whining infant instead of an office full of them. 417 00:16:12,074 --> 00:16:13,809 Mothers want to be at home with their babies. 418 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,143 Just ask my wife. 419 00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:16,545 Oh, there are a lot of things 420 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,180 I'd like to ask your wife, Blaine. 421 00:16:18,513 --> 00:16:19,614 That ain't one of them. 422 00:16:19,915 --> 00:16:21,416 Match point. Beautiful. 423 00:16:35,464 --> 00:16:36,932 Tell me you dealt with the dick. 424 00:16:37,132 --> 00:16:38,567 In-in a way, yes. 425 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,168 What the... 426 00:16:40,435 --> 00:16:41,970 JJ had a lot of advice 427 00:16:42,304 --> 00:16:44,206 on the smartest way to handle the problem, 428 00:16:44,573 --> 00:16:47,376 so I suggested that we use the scientific method 429 00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,778 to see if we can duplicate the results. 430 00:16:50,045 --> 00:16:52,214 And we did. 431 00:16:52,414 --> 00:16:53,582 It's not funny. 432 00:16:53,949 --> 00:16:55,617 You wish your dicks were big enough to get stuck. 433 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:56,952 Yeah, it was a lot of that. 434 00:16:57,219 --> 00:16:58,920 Men are so dumb. 435 00:17:00,922 --> 00:17:02,591 Is it bad to say that was fun? 436 00:17:02,924 --> 00:17:04,393 Oh, my God, the look on Marshall's face 437 00:17:04,726 --> 00:17:05,961 when you asked for his home address... 438 00:17:06,328 --> 00:17:08,997 What? He promised to start hiring female staffers. 439 00:17:09,331 --> 00:17:10,966 The ladies need a place to send their résumés. 440 00:17:11,299 --> 00:17:13,969 Oh, my God, I miss this. 441 00:17:14,302 --> 00:17:15,604 Look, what... what happened in New York... 442 00:17:15,937 --> 00:17:17,372 Oh, no, it's behind us. It's... 443 00:17:17,639 --> 00:17:18,740 It's just so good to see you. 444 00:17:19,107 --> 00:17:20,976 I finally have a friend I can actually talk to. 445 00:17:21,343 --> 00:17:23,011 Can I have a word, Prigger, please, alone? 446 00:17:23,311 --> 00:17:25,380 Pardon my male counterpart. 447 00:17:25,647 --> 00:17:27,983 Oh, right. Okay. 448 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,384 - What? - Do you hate me? 449 00:17:29,651 --> 00:17:30,652 Is that it? Do you hate me? 450 00:17:30,986 --> 00:17:32,254 No, I've even taken to complimenting you 451 00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:33,822 - behind your back. - Oh, you have? 452 00:17:34,189 --> 00:17:35,991 Then why are you sabotaging me? I don't understand. 453 00:17:36,191 --> 00:17:37,259 What? 454 00:17:37,592 --> 00:17:39,995 The panel... What the hell was that? 455 00:17:40,328 --> 00:17:43,632 An hour ago, Gal! Was nothing, right? 456 00:17:43,999 --> 00:17:46,601 But then you take the spotlight that is directly on us, 457 00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:48,503 and you move it right on them. 458 00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:50,005 Why? 459 00:17:50,372 --> 00:17:52,007 No, there's room for more than one woman-led magazine. 460 00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:54,042 Then why do I have a bunch of European buyers 461 00:17:54,342 --> 00:17:55,844 who all of a sudden have cold feet? 462 00:17:56,211 --> 00:17:57,813 You made them think that there was a cheap alternative. 463 00:17:58,146 --> 00:17:59,614 Come on, Maggie's not our competition. 464 00:17:59,881 --> 00:18:01,416 Well, she is now... 465 00:18:01,716 --> 00:18:03,785 - ...because of you. - Mm-hmm. 466 00:18:04,052 --> 00:18:05,454 So fix this. Play the game. 467 00:18:05,787 --> 00:18:07,522 What is the point in being number one 468 00:18:07,856 --> 00:18:09,357 if you can't change how the game is played? 469 00:18:09,658 --> 00:18:10,659 I can't do this with you right now. 470 00:18:10,992 --> 00:18:12,828 - Doug... Oh, my God. - Just fix it. 471 00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:17,833 Come on! 472 00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:20,969 Back on the schneid! 473 00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,274 First female president this decade... 474 00:18:26,575 --> 00:18:28,310 I would bet my kids' lives on it. 475 00:18:28,643 --> 00:18:29,811 Shell, sweetheart, how you doing? 476 00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,446 - Oh, it's my hubby! - You okay? All right. 477 00:18:33,148 --> 00:18:34,850 Ooh, he's a doctor, kind of. 478 00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,284 He can save the penises. 479 00:18:36,585 --> 00:18:38,887 Well, strictly above the neck here. 480 00:18:39,221 --> 00:18:41,036 Oh, but we've got a whole car full of drugs. 481 00:18:41,423 --> 00:18:43,225 We hand them out to our friends at dinner parties. 482 00:18:43,558 --> 00:18:45,093 Ooh, shh! Warning... career jeopardy. 483 00:18:45,427 --> 00:18:47,462 - I would never do that. - He's so supportive. 484 00:18:47,762 --> 00:18:49,064 He's just like Billie Jean's Larry. 485 00:18:49,498 --> 00:18:50,765 You know what? Why don't I run to the car? 486 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,868 I'll get my bag, see if I can help you fellas out, okay? 487 00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:55,103 Uh, do... do you guys have some latex gloves? 488 00:18:55,403 --> 00:18:56,705 Oh, we should have some left over 489 00:18:57,072 --> 00:18:59,708 from the naked-nurses shoot, which I will go get. 490 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,409 - I'll come with you. - No. 491 00:19:01,843 --> 00:19:04,212 Do you feel it? Do you feel it? It's the year of the woman. 492 00:19:04,412 --> 00:19:06,615 Now. 493 00:19:06,882 --> 00:19:09,084 Oh. 494 00:19:09,351 --> 00:19:11,486 That's our money shot. 495 00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:13,889 What the hell is this? 496 00:19:16,358 --> 00:19:18,093 Are you shooting food porn? 497 00:19:18,426 --> 00:19:21,129 General Mills loved my portfolio, okay? 498 00:19:21,429 --> 00:19:22,898 They asked me if I could take a swing 499 00:19:23,198 --> 00:19:25,133 at bringing my signature look 500 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,735 to their novelty-cereal line. 501 00:19:26,902 --> 00:19:28,236 On spec? 502 00:19:30,071 --> 00:19:32,440 I need a creative outlet, okay? 503 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,509 You know that I haven't been feeling fulfilled lately. 504 00:19:34,809 --> 00:19:36,545 - What if this is my calling? - This? 505 00:19:36,945 --> 00:19:39,247 Tiny marshmallows never jammed tennis rackets on their cocks. 506 00:19:39,414 --> 00:19:40,949 Okay. 507 00:19:41,383 --> 00:19:44,386 As your friend, I am thrilled people are seeing your talent. 508 00:19:44,619 --> 00:19:46,221 As managing editor, 509 00:19:46,588 --> 00:19:48,857 I have to tell you, you're in breach of contract. 510 00:19:49,124 --> 00:19:50,926 You're exclusive to Minx. 511 00:19:51,092 --> 00:19:52,928 Wow. 512 00:19:53,161 --> 00:19:54,796 Okay, good to know. 513 00:19:54,963 --> 00:19:55,931 On spec? 514 00:19:56,164 --> 00:19:58,633 Have I taught you nothing? 515 00:19:58,967 --> 00:20:00,202 ♪ Well, I'm makin' all right ♪ 516 00:20:00,569 --> 00:20:01,803 ♪ Well, I'm makin' all right ♪ 517 00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:05,640 ♪ From Monday morning Till Friday night ♪ 518 00:20:05,941 --> 00:20:08,944 ♪ Oh, those lonely weekends ♪ 519 00:20:11,479 --> 00:20:13,915 Really went for the jugular back there. 520 00:20:14,149 --> 00:20:15,450 Give a guy some warning. 521 00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:18,753 I apologize if I was pointed, but I stand by what I said. 522 00:20:19,154 --> 00:20:20,989 I never would've agreed to help you with your little show 523 00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:23,425 if I'd known it was gonna go down like that. 524 00:20:23,658 --> 00:20:26,795 Right. Our little show. 525 00:20:27,128 --> 00:20:29,998 Maggie told me you were on the same page. 526 00:20:30,332 --> 00:20:33,001 I guess we, uh, strayed from the... the plan, 527 00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:34,502 - uh, a bit. - A bit? 528 00:20:34,783 --> 00:20:36,404 What happened to me lighting the match? 529 00:20:36,671 --> 00:20:38,139 Get the conference buzzing? 530 00:20:38,473 --> 00:20:41,009 I guess we took it in another direction. 531 00:20:41,343 --> 00:20:43,545 Huh. Well, next time leave me out of it. 532 00:20:43,845 --> 00:20:45,714 I didn't come here to be embarrassed. 533 00:20:47,382 --> 00:20:49,017 Neither did I. 534 00:20:53,722 --> 00:20:55,190 You were right. Gal!'s a problem. 535 00:20:55,557 --> 00:20:58,026 Great. Finally. Let's get you talking to France, okay? 536 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,794 The guy's a... Well, he's a bit of a perv, 537 00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,463 so if there's anything you can do... 538 00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:03,578 What? No, that's disgusting. I have a different idea. 539 00:21:03,865 --> 00:21:05,200 If it has a whiff of Kumbaya... 540 00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:06,501 No, actually, I was thinking 541 00:21:06,835 --> 00:21:09,037 of something a little more aggressive. 542 00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:12,340 Ugh. 543 00:21:12,641 --> 00:21:14,009 This isn't gonna hurt one bit, 544 00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:16,444 and even if it did, I know you're gonna be so tough. 545 00:21:16,745 --> 00:21:18,580 You, uh, have a great bedside manner... 546 00:21:18,847 --> 00:21:20,115 Very cool under pressure. 547 00:21:20,382 --> 00:21:21,483 Well, I recently went through 548 00:21:21,816 --> 00:21:23,618 a male-dance-revue-related heartbreak, 549 00:21:23,885 --> 00:21:25,253 so I'm exploring nonattachment. 550 00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:27,022 - I'm studying the Tina method. - Hmm. 551 00:21:27,322 --> 00:21:28,623 Smart going with the ten gauge. 552 00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:30,859 - It's good for increased... - Maneuverability? 553 00:21:31,192 --> 00:21:32,460 - Yeah. - How did you know that? 554 00:21:32,761 --> 00:21:34,262 Well, I did background work on MASH. 555 00:21:34,529 --> 00:21:36,031 I was Hot Lips' hotter protégé, 556 00:21:36,364 --> 00:21:38,500 but then I died in a submarine accident. 557 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:39,634 In a land war? 558 00:21:39,901 --> 00:21:40,969 Yeah, they never take my notes. 559 00:21:41,202 --> 00:21:42,804 Aw. Friends. 560 00:21:43,104 --> 00:21:44,673 Tell me this is gonna work. 561 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,908 Well, assuming phalluses respond exactly like molars, 562 00:21:47,108 --> 00:21:48,510 we're in business. 563 00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:50,178 - Hell, no. No, no, no, no! - No, absolutely not. 564 00:21:50,578 --> 00:21:52,013 You're not gonna stick that up my dick... you're a dentist! 565 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,962 Wow, wow, wow, not too bad. 566 00:21:56,017 --> 00:21:56,885 Deal me in. 567 00:21:57,118 --> 00:21:58,633 Oh, thank God you're here. 568 00:21:58,867 --> 00:22:00,021 I have no idea what I'm doing. 569 00:22:00,288 --> 00:22:02,557 Oh, don't sell yourself short. 570 00:22:06,261 --> 00:22:08,530 I am so glad that we've reconnected. 571 00:22:08,863 --> 00:22:10,699 You know, I had a feeling we would. 572 00:22:11,099 --> 00:22:13,835 If we could get past sophomore year, we can survive anything. 573 00:22:14,035 --> 00:22:15,103 Right? 574 00:22:15,403 --> 00:22:16,504 I mean, we've been friends forever. 575 00:22:16,771 --> 00:22:17,872 Nothing could ever change that. 576 00:22:18,073 --> 00:22:19,074 Mm. 577 00:22:25,313 --> 00:22:26,548 Can you believe those men? 578 00:22:26,915 --> 00:22:28,683 It is so desperate to pit us against each other. 579 00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:31,086 They're the worst. 580 00:22:31,286 --> 00:22:33,922 I will raise. 581 00:22:34,255 --> 00:22:35,690 It's like you said... They're threatened 582 00:22:36,091 --> 00:22:37,859 when they see two strong women supporting each other. 583 00:22:38,259 --> 00:22:40,295 And if we can't be there for each other, then who will? 584 00:22:40,462 --> 00:22:41,930 Right? 585 00:22:42,097 --> 00:22:43,965 All-in. 586 00:22:45,467 --> 00:22:46,801 Why not? 587 00:22:51,773 --> 00:22:52,874 Oh. Well... 588 00:22:53,174 --> 00:22:54,709 Sorry. It's just beginner's luck. 589 00:22:55,009 --> 00:22:57,092 No, you deserved it. 590 00:22:57,412 --> 00:22:59,280 Nicely played, Joyce. 591 00:22:59,614 --> 00:23:00,995 I guess you really are all grown-up. 592 00:23:01,316 --> 00:23:02,617 Excited to be working with you again. 593 00:23:02,784 --> 00:23:03,752 What? 594 00:23:04,085 --> 00:23:05,687 Oh, meet our new owner and publisher. 595 00:23:06,087 --> 00:23:07,789 - We've been acquired. - Welcome to the family. 596 00:23:08,089 --> 00:23:09,591 Yeah. 597 00:23:09,791 --> 00:23:11,326 How wonderful. 598 00:23:11,659 --> 00:23:13,194 It was nice playing with you, Maggie. 599 00:23:16,631 --> 00:23:18,032 - See you. - Yep. 600 00:23:19,934 --> 00:23:22,337 Okay. Come on, be my brave boys. 601 00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:24,572 You can have a lolly afterwards, 602 00:23:24,973 --> 00:23:26,574 if that'll make it better... You can choose the flavor. 603 00:23:26,941 --> 00:23:28,376 This is all Billie Jean's fault. 604 00:23:28,710 --> 00:23:31,146 - She's not even hot. - How dare you? 605 00:23:31,546 --> 00:23:33,615 You know, you two have a lot of opinions and nothing else. 606 00:23:33,882 --> 00:23:34,983 - But I... - No, no, the only things 607 00:23:35,316 --> 00:23:37,118 I should be hearing from you are, "Ow,". 608 00:23:37,385 --> 00:23:38,820 "Sorry for ruining your night," 609 00:23:39,154 --> 00:23:40,522 and, "I should've been nicer to my mom," 610 00:23:40,855 --> 00:23:42,424 because if you spewed this much bullshit 611 00:23:42,690 --> 00:23:43,725 in the half day being here, 612 00:23:44,058 --> 00:23:45,994 18 years must've been a fucking nightmare. 613 00:23:46,394 --> 00:23:48,630 You're not good enough to string Billie Jean's racket... 614 00:23:49,030 --> 00:23:51,766 Just two JV morons who jammed their only redeeming quality 615 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,535 into an aluminum tube. 616 00:23:53,868 --> 00:23:56,237 And women are supposed to find you sexy? 617 00:23:56,471 --> 00:23:57,639 Please. 618 00:23:58,006 --> 00:24:01,342 The only thing anyone here is feeling is pity. 619 00:24:06,381 --> 00:24:09,097 Wow, looks like I missed all the fun. 620 00:24:09,350 --> 00:24:11,319 Tina, moment alone? 621 00:24:17,525 --> 00:24:19,027 Between us, there was, like, 622 00:24:19,427 --> 00:24:22,096 a ten-percent chance it was gonna make them sterile, so... 623 00:24:22,397 --> 00:24:23,631 Let me explain what you say. 624 00:24:23,898 --> 00:24:24,899 I know what I saw. 625 00:24:25,233 --> 00:24:27,435 I just came back to share some good news 626 00:24:27,702 --> 00:24:30,205 from our friends in Las Vegas. 627 00:24:30,605 --> 00:24:32,787 And the last thing you expected was to come back to chaos. 628 00:24:33,107 --> 00:24:34,275 - Well... - I lost control. 629 00:24:34,509 --> 00:24:35,510 And regained it. 630 00:24:35,844 --> 00:24:37,846 We work in media, not Buckingham Palace. 631 00:24:38,213 --> 00:24:39,714 I promise I'm not normally that mean 632 00:24:39,914 --> 00:24:41,015 to the models. 633 00:24:41,349 --> 00:24:43,451 - They probably deserved it. - Mm-hmm. 634 00:24:43,751 --> 00:24:45,220 Why don't you make us a cocktail, 635 00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:48,022 and we'll have a little chat about this company's future? 636 00:24:48,223 --> 00:24:49,924 And yours. 637 00:24:51,626 --> 00:24:52,827 Sounds good to me. 638 00:24:53,094 --> 00:24:54,429 That was incredible! 639 00:24:54,729 --> 00:24:56,264 - Billie beat him! - It was. Yeah. 640 00:24:56,564 --> 00:24:58,466 Yeah, she can do whatever she wants. 641 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,836 - She's free. I just... - Sure bet. 642 00:25:02,237 --> 00:25:04,472 She came straight down, and she showed that Bobby Riggs... 643 00:25:04,772 --> 00:25:06,054 Whoops, whoops, you all right? 644 00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:07,475 - Yeah. - Good? 645 00:25:07,775 --> 00:25:08,977 - I'm okay. - Okay. 646 00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:11,112 You know she complimented my skort, right? 647 00:25:11,446 --> 00:25:12,827 So Joyce can go off and write a book, 648 00:25:13,114 --> 00:25:14,282 but I glance at a marshmallow, 649 00:25:14,582 --> 00:25:15,884 and I'm history's greatest monster. 650 00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:17,098 Hmm. 651 00:25:17,452 --> 00:25:19,454 I don't get it. Are we not enough for you? 652 00:25:19,754 --> 00:25:21,489 No, it's not you. 653 00:25:21,756 --> 00:25:23,291 This whole place has changed. 654 00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:25,693 Doug's bouncing around like some lost boy. 655 00:25:25,994 --> 00:25:27,495 Joyce doesn't listen to me anymore. 656 00:25:27,729 --> 00:25:29,063 Tina's all business. 657 00:25:29,430 --> 00:25:31,699 I'm trying to get mine before it's too late. 658 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,435 - Well, what about me? - You'll be fine. 659 00:25:34,669 --> 00:25:35,904 Everyone loves you. 660 00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:38,072 ♪ Oh, crazy ♪ 661 00:25:40,074 --> 00:25:41,142 ♪ For thinking ♪ 662 00:25:41,442 --> 00:25:46,114 ♪ That my love could hold you ♪ 663 00:25:51,252 --> 00:25:55,490 ♪ I'm crazy for trying ♪ 664 00:25:55,757 --> 00:25:57,492 Europe is ours. 665 00:25:57,792 --> 00:26:00,762 Minx is going global. 666 00:26:01,042 --> 00:26:02,730 - Cheers. - It's unbelievable. 667 00:26:02,964 --> 00:26:04,299 I'm so impressed. 668 00:26:04,632 --> 00:26:06,734 Shifting gears from seller to buyer, 669 00:26:07,001 --> 00:26:08,736 buying up Gal! Just to kill it, 670 00:26:09,003 --> 00:26:11,906 that's a big move, Joycey. 671 00:26:12,206 --> 00:26:14,142 I didn't know you had it in you. 672 00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:16,544 Neither did I. 673 00:26:19,781 --> 00:26:22,884 Is it supposed to... 674 00:26:23,117 --> 00:26:25,720 to feel this, uh... 675 00:26:25,954 --> 00:26:27,755 This what? Good? 676 00:26:28,022 --> 00:26:29,991 Yeah, that's the thrill of it. 677 00:26:30,358 --> 00:26:33,328 And your pal Connie... She's over the fucking moon. 678 00:26:33,561 --> 00:26:35,129 She loves this shit. 679 00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,498 Yeah, she did sound pretty pleased. 680 00:26:37,665 --> 00:26:39,667 Yeah. 681 00:26:40,001 --> 00:26:42,370 I don't know. This doesn't make me evil? 682 00:26:42,537 --> 00:26:44,339 No. 683 00:26:44,572 --> 00:26:46,608 Makes you the queen. 684 00:26:46,874 --> 00:26:50,545 ♪ Crazy... ♪ 685 00:26:50,812 --> 00:26:52,313 Hit the tables? 686 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,916 - No, we should go home. - Our rooms are comped. 687 00:26:55,183 --> 00:26:57,385 Nothing in Vegas is free. 688 00:26:57,652 --> 00:26:59,787 Let's leave while we're up. 689 00:27:00,088 --> 00:27:02,657 Trust me. Let's leave while we're up. 690 00:27:02,924 --> 00:27:06,561 ♪ I'm crazy for trying ♪ 691 00:27:06,828 --> 00:27:10,365 ♪ Crazy for crying ♪ 692 00:27:10,598 --> 00:27:16,404 ♪ Crazy for loving you ♪ 693 00:27:29,017 --> 00:27:31,085 ♪ I am the roving gambler ♪ 694 00:27:31,386 --> 00:27:34,222 ♪ I've gambled all around ♪ 695 00:27:34,589 --> 00:27:36,891 ♪ Wherever I meet With a deck of cards ♪ 696 00:27:37,191 --> 00:27:39,961 ♪ I lay my money down ♪ 697 00:27:40,228 --> 00:27:42,063 ♪ Lay my money down ♪ 698 00:27:42,363 --> 00:27:46,134 ♪ I lay my money down ♪ 699 00:27:46,467 --> 00:27:49,103 ♪ I've gambled Down in Washington ♪ 700 00:27:49,404 --> 00:27:51,673 ♪ I've gambled up in Maine ♪ 701 00:27:51,973 --> 00:27:54,475 ♪ I'm on my way to Georgia ♪ 702 00:27:54,776 --> 00:27:57,311 ♪ To gamble my last game ♪ 703 00:27:57,578 --> 00:28:00,214 ♪ Gamble my last game ♪ 704 00:28:00,481 --> 00:28:02,650 ♪ Gamble my last game ♪ 705 00:28:09,991 --> 00:28:12,193 ♪ Mother, oh, dear Mother ♪ 706 00:28:12,493 --> 00:28:14,762 ♪ You know I love you well ♪ 707 00:28:15,129 --> 00:28:17,198 ♪ But the love I have For this gambling man ♪ 708 00:28:17,498 --> 00:28:19,701 ♪ No human tongue can tell ♪ 709 00:28:20,001 --> 00:28:22,704 ♪ No human tongue can tell ♪ 710 00:28:23,004 --> 00:28:26,708 ♪ No human tongue can tell ♪ 711 00:28:27,008 --> 00:28:29,243 ♪ Mother, oh, dear Mother ♪ 712 00:28:29,510 --> 00:28:31,979 ♪ I'll tell you if I can ♪ 713 00:28:32,313 --> 00:28:34,549 ♪ If you see me Coming back again ♪ 714 00:28:34,916 --> 00:28:37,185 ♪ I'll be With this gambling man ♪