1 00:00:00,251 --> 00:00:01,210 [Shelly] Tonight, 2 00:00:01,377 --> 00:00:03,379 Bella LaRouche has chosen a theme. 3 00:00:03,546 --> 00:00:05,756 Ladies choose their partners. 4 00:00:05,923 --> 00:00:07,007 Bella started her journey 5 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:08,551 through some other neighborhoods, too, 6 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:12,054 ones with more experimental architecture. 7 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:13,264 Where do you come up with that stuff? 8 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:14,682 [Tina] Are you shooting food porn? 9 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:16,225 [Richie] I need a creative outlet, okay? 10 00:00:16,392 --> 00:00:18,060 You know that I haven't been feeling fulfilled lately. 11 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,687 [Bambi] I'm looking for my next gig here. 12 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:21,605 Just waiting for the stars to align. 13 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,107 You'll be fine. Everyone loves you. 14 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:26,110 What do you say we drive up the coast... 15 00:00:26,277 --> 00:00:27,903 get lost where no one can reach us? 16 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,113 [Joyce] You brought Constance in, 17 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:30,447 you pitched her the global vision, 18 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,032 and now, you're about to make it happen. 19 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,076 -You should run the thing. -Yeah. 20 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:35,578 Why don't you make us a cocktail, 21 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:39,081 and we'll have a little chat about this company's future? 22 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:40,583 And yours. 23 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,418 If we get on the cover of Rolling Stone, 24 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,170 it'll launch us to outer fucking space. 25 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:49,257 [upbeat funky music plays] 26 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:50,801 ♪ ♪ 27 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:51,969 [approaching footsteps] 28 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,432 Oh, sorry. I, uh, thought you'd be gone. 29 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,475 Flight's not for a couple hours. 30 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:01,228 Two full days in the office between trips, Joycie? 31 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,897 Careful, somebody might think you work here. 32 00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:04,773 Vassar is thanking me for endowing 33 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:07,109 the new Fellowship for Women in Print. 34 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:08,777 Whole English department will be there. 35 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,029 How much is that gonna cost ya? 36 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,697 It's not about the money, Doug. 37 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:14,116 It's about smoothing the path for the women who follow me. 38 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,619 -[hammer banging loudly] -Hey! That is my wall! 39 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,494 -What are you-- -Yeah, it used to be mine. 40 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:21,624 Oh, my God, please do not be a murder weapon. 41 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,792 No, no, no. I put this here for safekeeping 42 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:25,461 after I got out over my skis 43 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:27,004 with a waitress at Trader Vic's. 44 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,214 [Joyce gasps] Oh, my God. 45 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:31,842 You're proposing to Tina? 46 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,177 Yeah, the timing's right. 47 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:35,054 I can't go to Europe without that woman. 48 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,680 There's a time difference. 49 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,098 You know, and then the... and then the cost 50 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:39,683 of international calls is... is through the roof. 51 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,268 Okay, couple notes. 52 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,396 Um, how heavily do logistics feature in this proposal? 53 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:45,814 Ah, don't worry, Joycie. 54 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,483 This isn't my first time around the marriage block. 55 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:48,817 Maybe don't mention that, either. 56 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:50,361 It's her mother's big retirement thing, 57 00:01:50,486 --> 00:01:52,321 so I'm just gonna slide in there as we're getting ready 58 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:54,113 and I'm gonna tell her that, um... 59 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,285 ...just gonna tell her that she's the first person 60 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,996 I want to tell my news to, you know? 61 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:02,122 Good or bad. 62 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,458 And that my life does not... 63 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,210 doesn't make any sense without her. 64 00:02:06,377 --> 00:02:08,003 And when I met her, everything just kind of 65 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:09,546 changed for me for the better. 66 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:10,923 [laughs] 67 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,257 You know, something like that. 68 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,593 I think of you two as only existing at work, 69 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,303 but you have this whole other life 70 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,514 that is just so beautiful. 71 00:02:18,681 --> 00:02:21,058 Jeez, Prigger. I never took you for a sap. 72 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:22,351 [Joyce inhales deeply] 73 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:24,478 Marriage is still a patriarchal prison 74 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:25,980 akin to indentured servitude. 75 00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:27,856 And there she is. 76 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:28,941 That better be fixed when I get back 77 00:02:29,108 --> 00:02:30,359 from Poughkeepsie. 78 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:33,237 [Maxine Weldon's "Grits Ain't Groceries" playing] 79 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:36,198 [upbeat funky music plays] 80 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:39,201 ♪ ♪ 81 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:44,707 [Maxine] ♪ All around the world I'd rather be a fly ♪ 82 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:46,709 ♪ I'd light on my baby... ♪ 83 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,419 [Joyce] Of course it's free. It's included. 84 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:49,545 Hello. 85 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:51,213 [attendant] Here you are. 86 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,589 -And for you. -[Shelly] Oh! 87 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:54,341 -Thank you. -Thank you. 88 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:58,387 -Ah! -[both laugh] 89 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:00,347 [Joyce] Mm! 90 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,974 [Shelly] When was the last time we had a moment alone, 91 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:02,975 you and me? 92 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:04,560 And listen, 93 00:03:04,727 --> 00:03:07,312 it's been a whirlwind at the Lambert house. 94 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,231 -Lots to report. -[Joyce gasps] 95 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:11,025 I cannot wait to show you campus. 96 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:12,359 It's gonna be great. 97 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,278 I just... I have to do this one little speech, 98 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,238 and then it's just gonna be you and me. 99 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,907 Oh, I wanna see all the stuff you used to write home about, 100 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:20,659 like the... the Rose Parlor? 101 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:22,745 And the strawberry scones, yes. 102 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:25,122 And you'll get to meet Professor Merrim. 103 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,415 Oh! The famous Professor Merrim. 104 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:28,667 She's where it all started! 105 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,461 I... you know... 106 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:31,920 I could barely string a sentence together 107 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:32,921 when I got to Vassar. 108 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,088 Oh, that's not true. 109 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:35,007 On your sixth-grade report card, 110 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:37,092 it said, "aggressive with words." 111 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,595 I was flailing compared to the boarding school girls. 112 00:03:39,762 --> 00:03:42,431 But she... she saw something-- 113 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:44,141 I don't know-- special in me, you know? 114 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:47,186 I remember she sat me down and she said, 115 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:50,105 "Stop worrying about what other people hear 116 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,442 and fall in love with your own unique voice." 117 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,778 -Gosh. I like her already. -Yeah. 118 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,654 She's the only person I can imagine 119 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:59,031 writing the prologue for my book. 120 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:00,783 Bringing it full-circle. 121 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,992 I mean, there's poetry in that, Joycie. 122 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,244 [Joyce chuckles] 123 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,122 [upbeat funky music plays] 124 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:10,167 ♪ ♪ 125 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:12,961 Who wants melon? 126 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:15,798 It's Saturday. Why are you here? 127 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,925 I knew you'd be here working, so I brought you brunch. 128 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:18,967 -[Richie] Oh. -Bellini? 129 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,636 Oh, no. I can't. 130 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:23,305 My new agent wants an updated portfolio, 131 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:26,809 including a self-portrait that shows the real me, 132 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:27,810 whoever that is. 133 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:28,852 [both chuckle] 134 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,898 You ready? 135 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:35,150 -Old headshot's not cutting it. -[Bambi laughs] 136 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:37,027 I forgot you came to LA to act! 137 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,196 -And dance. -[laughter] 138 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,787 -[Richie] Mm. -Oh, I thought you'd sip it. 139 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,623 What did you do? 140 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,125 It's from NASA. 141 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,501 What's from NASA? 142 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,503 The pill I cut into quarters, ground up, 143 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,171 and muddled into the peach juice. 144 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:58,340 It's called M-D-M... 145 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:01,051 something. Letters don't matter. 146 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,678 Bambi, we talked about this. 147 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:03,846 I know. I just... 148 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,514 I wanted to talk about our feelings 149 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:08,058 and go on a healing journey, you know? 150 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,351 The work will figure itself out. 151 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:10,519 Drugs are great for inspiration. 152 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:12,229 I know. 153 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:14,690 That's why I'm already on them. 154 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:15,899 I took two purple nurples 155 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,526 the second I got off the freeway. 156 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:19,987 I guess the only responsible thing to do is 157 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:21,989 give me two of those so we're on the same ride. 158 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:23,657 What kind of ride? 159 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,993 I'm guessing... a fast one? 160 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:29,079 ♪ ♪ 161 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,503 [Doug] Hey, good-lookin'. 162 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:40,174 Oh, no! Now I have to start over! 163 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,551 You know how my mom is about my makeup, my hair. 164 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:43,552 Yeah, your everything. 165 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,220 Hey, can I get a minute 166 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,306 to chat with you before the party? 167 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:49,725 I forgot to tell you you're off the hook tonight. 168 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:50,893 Trust me. 169 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,227 It's the last place you wanna be. 170 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:53,478 What are you talking about? 171 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:54,897 Mom retiring? 172 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:55,772 Marvin taking over the stationery store? 173 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:57,232 It's gonna be intense. 174 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,734 Those are more reasons 175 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:00,903 why I should be there as somebody who's more than your== 176 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,071 My family doesn't know that we're back together. 177 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,157 Are you kidding me? 178 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:07,075 You didn't tell them? 179 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:09,036 They weren't thrilled the first time. 180 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,954 -Then we broke up... -Okay. 181 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,331 Then you married someone else. 182 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,749 And they were actually happy about that, but... 183 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:14,917 Okay. 184 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,001 The second time? 185 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,461 Okay, okay, okay. Tins, look. 186 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:20,297 We have had a lot of zags, but this is different. 187 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:22,633 This is our zig. Okay? 188 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,759 So call your mother 189 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:25,260 and tell her we are back together 190 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,429 and let me handle the rest, okay? 191 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:28,764 [upbeat folky music plays] 192 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:29,932 Okay. 193 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,266 Oh, that's, uh... 194 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:32,601 that's where Persephone Rising gathered 195 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,644 -to celebrate the equinox. -Oh! 196 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,230 Well, it sounded silly when you told me about it, 197 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:37,439 but now that we're here, 198 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:38,774 I kind of wanna throw on a white dress 199 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:41,109 and a flower crown. 200 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,070 That's Cushing House, home of The Miscellany. 201 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,363 And where's the Rose Parlor? 202 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,156 I could really go for some scones. 203 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,784 Um, we already took our break. 204 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,452 What, when I peed at New Rochelle? 205 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,704 And we lost five minutes? Yes. 206 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,581 I had to wash my hands. 207 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,583 I don't mean to be so rigid. 208 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,669 We're all just very excited to have an icon 209 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:00,921 of sexual liberation back among us. 210 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,423 Never apologize for complimenting me to my face. 211 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:04,967 [Joyce and Shelly chuckle] 212 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,593 It's an honor to be back, 213 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,805 reaching out a hand to lift up the next generation. 214 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:11,098 That's from my speech. Too much? 215 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,307 Almost not enough. 216 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,476 ♪ ♪ 217 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:15,686 [Joyce sighs] 218 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:17,354 ♪ ♪ 219 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,481 -[classical music plays] -[indistinct chatter] 220 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:23,819 -[Joyce gasps] -Oh, look at this, Joycie. 221 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:25,320 You think Jackie O got this turnout 222 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,989 when she came back? 223 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:30,617 Well, yeah, but her husband had just died. 224 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:31,785 Where's, uh, Professor Merrim? 225 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:32,995 Uh, office hours. 226 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:33,996 But she'll be here for the event. 227 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,330 Of course. Great, no. 228 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,623 I would never wanna steal her away 229 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,166 from shaping the minds of tomorrow. 230 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,335 That's where she gave me my first sip of whiskey. 231 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,546 Oh, I wouldn't mind a drink. Should we find a bar? 232 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:44,256 Actually, Joyce has President Simpson 233 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:46,008 right now for ten. 234 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:47,301 Oh. 235 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:49,845 -Um... -Go, go. I'm a big girl. 236 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:50,846 -You sure? -Yes, yes! 237 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,347 Okay, great. Bye! [chuckles] 238 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,391 Oh. 239 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,102 [upbeat funky music plays] 240 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:58,353 [Bambi sighs] 241 00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,688 ♪ ♪ 242 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:01,106 [radio warbling through stations] 243 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:03,650 [upbeat music playing] 244 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,694 -[interference buzzing] -[Bambi] Just pick a genre! 245 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,195 Everything's good! 246 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,072 No, it's not right. 247 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:11,366 There's a perfect song, and I'm gonna find it. 248 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:14,369 It's not the song that matters, it's who you jam with. 249 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,038 [chuckling] Wrong! 250 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,371 When I listen to music with family, 251 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:18,623 everything sounds right. 252 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:20,709 We're not family. 253 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:22,377 We're friends who work together. 254 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,212 That is so mean. 255 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,923 It's not. I-it's a statement of fact. 256 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,633 Why do you wanna hurt me? 257 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,928 I don't! I love you! 258 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:35,390 [screaming] Then why are you screaming? 259 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,100 You're in Joyce's office. 260 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,268 And you're in Doug's. 261 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,020 -Bad vibes! -[Bambi] Oh, my God! 262 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,730 [Richie] Ah! Go, go, go, go, go, go! 263 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,902 Did you at least tell your mom that I'm driving a Rolls? 264 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,987 I feel like you should've led with that. 265 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,073 We didn't discuss what you're currently driving. 266 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,991 [Doug] I feel like she might've been impressed. 267 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,868 [chuckling] Hey, hey. You tickled me. 268 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,703 That's my... that's my ticklish spot. 269 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,080 Since when are you ticklish? 270 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,748 Oh, you get older, you can't drink as much, 271 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:01,500 you can't run as fast, and you get ticklish. 272 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,835 [chuckling] What do you want me to say? 273 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,128 How you feeling? You feeling ready for this? 274 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,630 -This is a big night. -Are you ready? 275 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:07,964 Don't worry about me. 276 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,674 Call my mom Mrs. Lewis, not Evelyn. 277 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:10,926 Okay, of course. 278 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,344 The silent guy with the captain's hat 279 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:14,471 is not her boyfriend, he's her bachelor companion. 280 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,598 -And the hat is not for show. -The man is a hero. 281 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,266 Whatever you do, don't mention Midway. 282 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:19,976 [sighs] You brought this sack of shit? 283 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,603 Hey, Ruby. Good to see ya. 284 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,271 -[Ruby scoffs] -[Doug chuckles] 285 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:24,606 I thought you said that 286 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,525 your sister liked me the best out of everybody. 287 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,275 [cheerfully] She does. 288 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,862 It's an honor to be back. 289 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:33,698 And I have one request. 290 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,992 Don't just surprise me. 291 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:37,536 Surprise yourselves. 292 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:40,580 [applause] 293 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,960 [President Simpson chuckles] 294 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:46,378 [laughing] Thank you, thank you. 295 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,838 Thank you, Ms. Prigger. 296 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,006 One of our most accomplished and generous alumni. 297 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,466 Mm-hmm. 298 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,885 And now, in your honor, the Night Owls. 299 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,470 [all murmuring] 300 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:58,140 [singers, in round] ♪ All the leaves are brown ♪ 301 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:02,686 ♪ And the sky is gray ♪ 302 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:06,314 ♪ I've been for a walk ♪ 303 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,024 ♪ On a winter's day ♪ 304 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,609 You want this to be mom's retirement 305 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,694 and her funeral? 306 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:11,987 I knew this was a bad idea. 307 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,363 I'm here to help, not be a problem. 308 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,866 Too late. Let's just get this over with. 309 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,661 Mama, congratulations! 310 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,163 Ah! You're late. 311 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,081 Hey, my man. 312 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,834 [Evelyn] Mwah. 313 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,043 Where's Doug sitting? 314 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,003 I'm good to sit right here next to my-- 315 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,088 Sorry, man. No room. 316 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,216 Don't slap your brother. He's a sensitive boy. 317 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:36,261 You called so late, I couldn't get a bigger table. 318 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,054 But don't worry. 319 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,640 We'll find a spot for your supervisor. 320 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,019 [Doug chuckles softly] 321 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:45,729 Listen, if my eldest 322 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:49,024 would just ejaculate into one dedicated sock 323 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,318 instead of anything that was close at hand, 324 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,612 I tell you, I would save years on laundry. 325 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,572 -[person laughing] -Years! 326 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,408 The point is, that stain will come out, no problem. 327 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,035 Club soda, salt. 328 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:02,496 -Soak, yes. -[both laugh] 329 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:08,710 Oh, Joycie! Oh, you were great. 330 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,129 Let me introduce you to my new friend, Doreen. 331 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:14,424 We met at the bar, but we bonded over petit fours. 332 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:16,051 Professor Merrim! 333 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,053 Wait, you're Professor Merrim? 334 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,305 -You can call me Doreen now. -Okay. 335 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,848 [laughing] Hi, Doreen. 336 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,016 I can't... This is Professor Merrim. 337 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,392 I know! 338 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,394 -You're quite the success. -[Joyce] Oh! 339 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:29,940 Your magazine is everywhere, and you're not far behind. 340 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:30,941 We are having a bit of a moment. 341 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,067 [Shelly] Yes. 342 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,568 And I hear you're writing a book. 343 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,987 Yes, and I have been dying to talk to you about it. 344 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,739 So... okay. 345 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,824 I'm actually thinking of using my thesis 346 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,618 as the jumping-off point. 347 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,328 So that makes you the perfect person to ask to-- 348 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,579 I can't wait to read it. 349 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,164 You'll have to sign a copy for me. 350 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,415 And what about you? 351 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:48,583 Did you stay out West for school? 352 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,919 Well, I, um... I started at Berkeley. 353 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,588 What? No, you married Lenny right out of high school. 354 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,841 No, I did a semester at Cal. 355 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,387 Then Mom left and-and... 356 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:03,181 somebody needed to come home and-and help Dad. 357 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,226 Certainly wasn't gonna raise an eight-year-old on his own, 358 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,519 so I dropped out. 359 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,104 [Doreen] Sisters forced to navigate 360 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,773 the gender revolution without a mother. 361 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,024 Now that's a book I would read. 362 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,234 Oh. [chuckles] 363 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,777 Not sure anyone cares about... no. 364 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:19,781 It's more, um, ideas that I'm interested in. 365 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:24,160 Sociopolitical commentary... 366 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,954 Uh, you know, Shelly is a writer, too. 367 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,956 Oh, that makes sense. 368 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,416 -A natural raconteur. -[Shelly laughs] 369 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:30,667 What's your genre? 370 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:31,626 -Well, I-- -Oh, it's so fun. 371 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:34,462 Her voice really reminds me of Djuna Barnes. 372 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,298 Do you remember Cora from seminar, 373 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,799 and she could never say Djuna Barnes? 374 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,926 She would always say D-Juna. Remember? 375 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,137 And then she drove down with us to the city to see that play, 376 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,347 the-the all-female Hamlet in Central Park? 377 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:47,309 [chuckling] I recall seeing that production. 378 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,351 Turgid. 379 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,061 Well, you know, 380 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,771 obviously, you're not gonna remember every single student. 381 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,064 [Doreen chuckles] 382 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,025 You remember me, though. 383 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,777 Yes! How could I forget 384 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:01,740 your, uh, recontextualization of Sor Juana de la Cruz? 385 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,491 Yeah, that got thesis of the year, 386 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,952 but, um, my friend Maggie wrote that. 387 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,996 Uh, Joycie did the Brontes. 388 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:10,165 Of course. I'm so sorry. 389 00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,542 Oh, it's fine. [chuckles] 390 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,003 I obviously don't remember all of my professors. 391 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,672 Well, and now you brought the Brontes to life. 392 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,716 Two sisters, two formidable writers. 393 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,092 Well, mine are just scribbles. 394 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,553 Don't diminish your talent like that. 395 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:27,223 The key is to stop worrying about what other people hear 396 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:31,061 and fall in love with your own unique voice. 397 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,979 There's nothing like it. 398 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,608 Well, thank you. 399 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,236 Are you all right, dear? 400 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,906 Joyce. My name is Joyce. 401 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,742 I need some air. 402 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,830 [chuckles softly] 403 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,165 [child] Meatball? 404 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,042 Oh, yeah. 405 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,585 Mm! Needs a little bit more sauce. 406 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:56,586 [child] I licked it off. 407 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,924 So you sell magazines about vaginas, huh? 408 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,050 About vaginas? 409 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,468 No, we're mostly in the, uh... 410 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:04,886 in the... in the penis business now, actually. 411 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,513 Mm. 412 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,765 So Benji, you've been with this family longer than me. 413 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:12,143 How do I get from this table to that one? 414 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,020 What's in it for me? 415 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:14,938 Helping me out. What do you mean? 416 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,314 What do you want, cash? 417 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,524 Minx subscription. 418 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,400 Full year, plus back issues. 419 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,735 You're too young. How old are you, kid? 420 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:21,861 [Benjamin] 13. 421 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,571 -You are 13? -[Benjamin] Yeah. 422 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,657 -You got a place to store it? -Yeah. 423 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,659 'Cause I used to keep mine, you know, 424 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,160 ladies underwear catalogue, under a mattress. 425 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,078 Where are you keeping yours? 426 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,287 Amateur. 427 00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:32,914 That's the first place they look. 428 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,250 I got a spot under the floorboard of the kitchen. 429 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,252 There's still moonshine in there. 430 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,295 All right. 431 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,422 All right, fuck it. 432 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,966 You got a deal. Let's do this. 433 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,175 Marvin. 434 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:49,264 Grandma likes him best 'cause he needs her most. 435 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:52,475 That is really insightful stuff, man. 436 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,227 [child] Do you want my spaghetti? 437 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,478 Oh, no thank you. 438 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:56,438 Thank you, though, for the offer. 439 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,480 It's so funny. 440 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,982 I can hear the colors. 441 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,608 And this one's screaming. 442 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,944 -[Richie] More taupe, please. -No. 443 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,320 [whispers] You're perfect. 444 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,450 [Richie sighs] 445 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,160 Josefina. 446 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,870 How gorgeous are you? 447 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,413 [Richie sighs] 448 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:16,082 I can see it now. 449 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,461 Why you have to leave our family. 450 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,921 You have so much more to give this world. 451 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:25,675 Not a family. Just a workplace. 452 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,261 And you have more to give, too. 453 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:32,807 You're-you're so good at loving and nurturing. 454 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,310 [spacey folk music plays] 455 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,438 You have a real gift, Bambi. 456 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:42,275 [singer] ♪ Waiting for someone To come on home ♪ 457 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,320 ♪ ♪ 458 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,908 [both sigh] 459 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,660 Drugs are amazing. 460 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,663 -[Bambi gasps] -What? What is it? 461 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,540 We should do more. 462 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,083 Yes. 463 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,213 Benji said you like a white Russian. 464 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:05,507 Mind if I sit down? 465 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,886 Well, thank you. 466 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:13,348 I gotta ask you, Marvin, why do you hate me so much? 467 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,391 Why does everybody hate me? Is it 'cause I was Tina's boss? 468 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,435 Is that it? 469 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,687 Nobody cares about that, man. 470 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,106 How do you think my dad got together with my mom? 471 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,025 Then what is it? 472 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,568 'Cause I'm really trying to make this work. 473 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,695 There's a chance you and I are gonna be brothers one day. 474 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:31,032 Mm, I don't see that happening for us. 475 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,370 The store was Tina's. 476 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,580 That was always the plan. 477 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,874 Then you come along and hire her away. 478 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,335 Dad dies, Mom steps in. 479 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,588 Now it's my turn. You did all that. 480 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,257 Look, I've done a lot of questionable things in my life, 481 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,800 but offering a talented woman a job 482 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:49,968 I don't see as one of them. 483 00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:51,636 She loves her family. 484 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,304 She would never have just walked away. 485 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,722 You hypnotized her. 486 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:55,849 There was always a fire within her. 487 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,309 Maybe I fanned the flames a little bit, but that's it. 488 00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,269 -Nah. -[Doug] Yeah. 489 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,103 You talked her into it. 490 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,856 Hey, what did you even say, anyway? 491 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,482 I just told her the truth. 492 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,275 Judy, you'd be fascinated 493 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,236 by what Shelly's been working on. 494 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,321 Shelly, how would you describe it? 495 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,031 Oh, uh, I don't know. 496 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:15,910 Um, I guess I'd say, uh... 497 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,496 I take Madame Bovary, uh, 498 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,082 a touch of the Marquis de Sade, 499 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,585 mix in a little Donna Reed... [chuckles] 500 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,169 ...and then use it all to explore 501 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,630 America's suburban anxiety. 502 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,592 Fuck, that sounds good. 503 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,635 She's been publishing at Minx. 504 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,387 I'm teaching a seminar next semester 505 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,180 on the modern erotic. 506 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,182 This sounds exactly like the type of thing 507 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,767 I should include on the syllabus. 508 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:40,977 Oh. 509 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,940 You remember Jared from First Baptist? 510 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:49,277 -Mm-hmm. -He has four sons now. 511 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,904 I bet he's a great dad. 512 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:54,532 You could give him a call since you love married men. 513 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,826 [Tina laughs] 514 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,161 Mm. 515 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,788 Happy retirement! 516 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,457 [Evelyn] Mm. 517 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,208 Okay. 518 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,298 [Evelyn gasps] 519 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,342 Oh, my goodness. 520 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:13,635 It's the day that-- 521 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,012 Your daddy took over the store from Grampy. 522 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,806 -[chuckling] Yes. -Oh, baby! 523 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,434 [Evelyn smooches] Thank you! 524 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,646 -I'm glad you like it. -Thank you. 525 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,522 Mm. [sniffles] 526 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,566 [Tina] Now listen, Mama. 527 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,610 About Doug. 528 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,736 Don't you think it's time that we-- 529 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,321 [glass clinking] 530 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,656 Hey, let's bring it in, everybody. 531 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,408 My lovely family, one second, one second. 532 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,826 I know we're all gathered here today 533 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,162 to celebrate Mama's retirement 534 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:44,374 and the next generation taking over Lewis Stationers. 535 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,501 [cheers and applause] 536 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,878 Hey, hey! 537 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:54,717 Now, I had a nice conversation with my brother, Doug Renetti. 538 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,970 Smart man. 539 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,346 Now, he convinced me that 540 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,848 I gotta start living my dreams, 541 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:03,559 and that means becoming a long-haul trucker... 542 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,436 [all gasping] 543 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:08,314 ...and exploring the highways and byways of this great land. 544 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,273 [whispering] Jesus Christ. 545 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,192 To Doug! 546 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,861 [sedate classical music plays] 547 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,780 [peaceful folky music plays] 548 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:20,326 [singer] ♪ Don't little Raindrops fall from the sky ♪ 549 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:25,248 ♪ Are there not mountains Ever so high? ♪ 550 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:28,710 ♪ Does a candle flame Bring light ♪ 551 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,129 ♪ Do I love you? ♪ 552 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,715 Shel, you up? 553 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,717 Oh, oh, God! 554 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:36,759 Oh, God. 555 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,428 Oh, God. 556 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,388 ♪ ♪ 557 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,639 Ah! 558 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:42,890 Snake charmer! 559 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,017 [Doug] I didn't tell him to leave! 560 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,727 I just told him what I told Tina! 561 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,228 -That's it! -Confidence man! 562 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,939 -Mama, stop it! -[all gasp] 563 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,483 It's not Doug's fault 564 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,944 nobody wants to work at the damn stationery store. 565 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,404 If he hadn't come along, 566 00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,322 I would've found another way to escape. 567 00:19:58,489 --> 00:19:59,782 Hell, Ruby married the first guy she met 568 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:00,867 to get out of running the store. 569 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,243 -Hey, hey, hey. Hold up. -[Tina] Sorry, Dave. 570 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,370 Love you. 571 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,664 And Marvin, since when are you into trucks? 572 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,875 The road calls. Always has. 573 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,126 The road calls because you-- 574 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,502 Because you killed his father. 575 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,297 -[all gasping] -Mama, you gotta stop that. 576 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,174 You know Daddy died of emphysema. 577 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,176 After you left the store! 578 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,553 If anything killed Daddy, other than emphysema, 579 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,763 it was the store, 580 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:22,889 which he hated more than any of us. 581 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,098 Not more than me! 582 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,641 Then sell it! 583 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,144 Don't pass it along like a haunted hot potato. 584 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,898 I would never turn my back on what this family built. 585 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,484 I understand duty, 586 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,777 unlike you, 587 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,613 who threw it all away to be secretary 588 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,407 to a twice-divorced, philandering 589 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,951 white pornographer! 590 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,120 -[all exclaim, groan] -[softly] Yeah. 591 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:49,457 I haven't been a secretary for more than a year. 592 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,543 And as a matter of fact, I was just promoted. 593 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:53,961 I'm going to be running 594 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,297 the entire Minx international division. 595 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,758 Eight editions, four continents. 596 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,510 And I get to move to Europe! 597 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,639 So what exactly did I throw away? 598 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,145 What was that? 599 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,814 What were you doing... in there? 600 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,941 And would you please put a sock on the door? 601 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,484 Okay, I'm sure that was a lot. 602 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,486 Since when are you a... you know... 603 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,029 with Professor Merrim? 604 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,490 Oh, God. Just call her Doreen already. 605 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:25,827 I don't want to, Shelly. This is-this is a... 606 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,495 What about Lenny? 607 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:31,707 Well, Lenny and I have a sophisticated relationship. 608 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,292 We're, you know... 609 00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,505 Holy shit. You're Bella LaRouche. 610 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:38,631 [Shelly sighs] 611 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,633 Light dawns on Marblehead. 612 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,845 This is just out of nowhere, Shel. 613 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,805 I've been trying to talk to you. 614 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,849 This trip is about my fellowship 615 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,768 and asking Professor-- Doreen if she would... 616 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,354 if she would write my prologue, and now you've just... 617 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:57,191 you've just twisted it into your sexual exploration. 618 00:21:57,358 --> 00:22:00,528 Jesus, Joyce. This isn't about you for once. 619 00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:01,696 -What does that mean? -[Shelly] What? 620 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:04,532 It-it means just that I am sick of you 621 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:07,785 paying zero attention to anyone other than Joyce Prigger. 622 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,036 I mean, for Chrissake, 623 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:10,705 you didn't even remember I went to college? 624 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:13,708 Oh, come on. Shel, I was eight years old. 625 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,084 And I was, you know, 626 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,752 a bit distracted by the fact that Mom had left. 627 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,379 What do you want from me? 628 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:21,007 Well, for starters, how about some gratitude, okay? 629 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:23,718 I let go of my dreams to take care of you. 630 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,554 You've gotten to be whoever you wanted. 631 00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:28,222 Why can't it be my turn? 632 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:31,475 It can. It can, Shel, it-it's just... 633 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,479 Just why here? Why now? 634 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,690 Joyce, I know you wanted to come back here 635 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,609 so the world could gather at your feet 636 00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:41,110 and tell you how brilliant you are, 637 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,613 but I am sick of putting my life on hold 638 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,406 to talk about yours. 639 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,117 Now, if you'll excuse me, 640 00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:50,036 I've been promised the full Vassar experience, 641 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,121 and I don't want to keep her waiting. 642 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:55,750 -[sock whips] -Okay. 643 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,293 This is a sock. 644 00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:00,129 I'm putting it on the doorknob just so we're clear. 645 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,423 -[bedroom door slams] -[car door slams] 646 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:03,925 Did I just do that? 647 00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,134 I can't believe I just did that. 648 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:06,427 I slapped her finger! 649 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:09,764 -Nobody stands up to my mom. -You did. 650 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:12,767 I'm so glad you were there and you saw that! 651 00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:13,976 Yeah. 652 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:14,936 It was a real breakthrough moment. 653 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,938 -It was. -[Tina sighs] 654 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,148 Hey, why didn't you tell me about Minx International, Tins? 655 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,442 I'm a little confused. 656 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:23,986 Well, it happened while you were in Vegas. 657 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,947 Constance made me promise not to tell anybody, so... 658 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:27,907 Well, I'm not anybody, right? 659 00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:31,619 I know it was your idea. 660 00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:32,954 So the fuck what? 661 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,956 You've kinda had a bad run. 662 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:37,875 [soft music playing on radio] 663 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,586 Well, I'm happy for you. 664 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,630 This is a big deal for you. 665 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,134 But you didn't tell me about business school. 666 00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:50,054 You didn't tell me about this. I... 667 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,515 I guess I didn't know how you'd take it. 668 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,146 You're the first person I wanna share my news with, 669 00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:01,816 good and bad. 670 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,026 I want to be that for you. 671 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,363 I want that, too. 672 00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:14,495 [engine turns over] 673 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:17,331 [peaceful folky music plays] 674 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:20,418 ♪ ♪ 675 00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:25,881 Apology scones. 676 00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:29,510 -Thanks. -[Joyce chuckles] 677 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,429 ♪ ♪ 678 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:32,888 I will be the first to admit 679 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:35,933 that we both said things we didn't mean. 680 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,768 I meant every word. 681 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,146 ♪ ♪ 682 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:42,690 -Really? -I regret yelling. 683 00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:46,110 [chuckling] Okay. 684 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,863 Okay, well, we can talk more about it in the car, I guess. 685 00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:50,781 Doreen invited me to breakfast. 686 00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:53,868 I-I've decided to extend my stay. 687 00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:54,869 For how long? 688 00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:57,955 I-I... I don't know. 689 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,790 [Joyce] What? 690 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,334 Shel, what about the kids? 691 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,378 Oh, Lenny's more than capable of handling them. 692 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:07,340 And hey, a flight alone? You can work on your book. 693 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,132 -[Shelly chuckles] -[Joyce sighs] 694 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:09,633 There's not much to go on, really. 695 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,594 It's just a title. 696 00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:13,054 Well, if you spend some time with yourself 697 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,889 rather than seeking out other people's praise, 698 00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:16,849 maybe you'll know where to start. 699 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,894 ♪ ♪ 700 00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:22,063 Hey. We'll be good, okay? 701 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,397 Go. 702 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:24,398 [singer] ♪ Will things work out? ♪ 703 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:26,067 ♪ I don't know any more ♪ 704 00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:28,235 Okay. 705 00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:31,238 There's, uh, an apple orchard up Route 9. 706 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:33,908 Have Doreen take you. 707 00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:36,660 [singer] ♪ That doing my best Never gave me... ♪ 708 00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:37,912 [softly] Okay. 709 00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:40,414 Okay. 710 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:42,291 Bye. 711 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:45,294 ♪ ♪ 712 00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,129 [Shelly sighs] 713 00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:49,090 ♪ ♪ 714 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,926 [Tina sighs] We're gonna be late. 715 00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:53,427 Ten more minutes. 716 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:56,472 ♪ ♪ 717 00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:05,398 [singer] ♪ Try again, Trying to tell you something ♪ 718 00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:09,110 ♪ Words got stuck In my mind again ♪ 719 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:13,447 ♪ Smile at you Hoping you see me coming up ♪ 720 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:15,616 ♪ Won't turn your back on me Maybe this time ♪ 721 00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:17,535 [Tina sighs] 722 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:20,830 [singer] ♪ Try again, Trying to tell you something ♪ 723 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:24,875 ♪ Words got stuck In my mind again ♪ 724 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,127 [camera shutter clicks] 725 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:29,130 ♪ ♪ 726 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:39,056 [camera shutter clicks] 727 00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:44,061 ♪ ♪ 728 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:51,652 [indistinct chatter] 729 00:26:51,819 --> 00:26:52,778 Excuse me. 730 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,238 -Are you... -Yes, I'm her. 731 00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:56,157 I appreciate the interest, but I'm very busy. 732 00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:57,158 ...in 2A? 733 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:58,451 Oh. 734 00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:00,161 I think you're in my seat. 735 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:01,662 -[chuckling] Sorry. -[traveler] Okay. 736 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,414 [sighs] Rough morning. 737 00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:04,623 [traveler] Yeah. 738 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,876 -Um... -Oops. 739 00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:07,835 Squeeze by. 740 00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:10,463 Ooh, um, yeah. 741 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:14,341 [Joyce moaning] Oh! Oh, God! 742 00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:15,926 [traveler] Oh, shit! 743 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:20,097 Oh, wow. [chuckles] 744 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,348 You really know what you're doing. 745 00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,100 Thank you. 746 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:25,811 I mean, you're Joyce Prigger. 747 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:27,062 You know who I am? 748 00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:28,856 Yeah. Doesn't everybody? 749 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,400 Oh. 750 00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:36,280 Would you mind signing this for me? 751 00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:37,698 [Joyce] Uh... 752 00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:40,367 [traveler laughs] Oh. 753 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:42,328 Ah, the guys in the office are gonna freak out. 754 00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:46,123 [sighs] Ooh. 755 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:48,042 [chuckles] 756 00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:50,336 ♪ ♪ 757 00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:53,464 [singers, in round] ♪ All the leaves are brown ♪ 758 00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:58,052 ♪ And the sky is gray ♪ 759 00:27:58,219 --> 00:28:01,597 ♪ I've been for a walk ♪ 760 00:28:01,764 --> 00:28:05,935 ♪ On a winter's day ♪ 761 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:09,438 ♪ I'd be safe and warm ♪ 762 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:13,901 ♪ If I was in LA ♪ 763 00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:17,738 ♪ California dreamin' ♪ 764 00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:21,742 ♪ On such a winter's day ♪ 765 00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:25,246 ♪ Stopped into a church ♪ 766 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:29,333 ♪ I passed along the way ♪ 767 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:33,295 ♪ Well, I got down On my knees ♪ 768 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:37,341 ♪ And I pretend to pray ♪ 769 00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:41,470 ♪ You know the preacher Like the cold ♪ 770 00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:45,933 ♪ He knows I'm gonna stay ♪ 771 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:49,812 ♪ California dreamin' ♪ 772 00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:54,692 ♪ On such a winter's day ♪ 773 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:57,695 [singers vocalizing] 774 00:28:57,861 --> 00:29:00,698 ♪ ♪