1 00:00:02,586 --> 00:00:04,463 I have loved having you to look to. 2 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:07,716 And I have really enjoyed having a smart, younger woman 3 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,051 to fuss over. 4 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:11,887 Which one of you had sex with my husband? 5 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:13,222 No, I mean last month. 6 00:00:13,389 --> 00:00:14,431 There's a whisper campaign 7 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:15,891 that a good number of our readers 8 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:17,810 are homosexuals. 9 00:00:17,977 --> 00:00:20,062 Our centerfolds have to be the ultimate fantasy. 10 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:21,313 For our female readers. 11 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,148 So what do we gotta do, fill 12 pages? 12 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:24,817 Richie, what do we got to pull up? 13 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:26,110 [Richie] The bathhouse. Set already exists. 14 00:00:26,277 --> 00:00:27,653 In and out, four hours max. 15 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:31,907 -[crowd shouting] -[alarm ringing] 16 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:34,159 I let go of my dreams to take care of you. 17 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:35,953 Why can't it be my turn? 18 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,579 [Doug] Connie is a butcher, Tins. 19 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:41,000 She's just fattening us up so she can unload us. 20 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,835 Maybe Bottom Dollar's outlived its usefulness. 21 00:00:43,002 --> 00:00:44,753 So you're choosing Constance over me, huh? 22 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,339 I'm choosing me over you. 23 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:51,759 [light music plays] 24 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:53,053 [Constance] Thank you 25 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,722 for the beautiful pastries, Archie. 26 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,348 Most kind. 27 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:59,560 The estate feels so empty without Yorgi. 28 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,270 [Archie] I miss him too. 29 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:03,605 He was a good man. 30 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:06,275 I'm gonna need your counsel now more than ever. 31 00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:08,235 You have my steadfast loyalty. 32 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:14,033 What are we gonna do about that captains' strike? 33 00:01:14,158 --> 00:01:16,535 The board's rejected your latest proposal. 34 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,537 Your support of the union is testing their patience. 35 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:19,913 Right. 36 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,166 So they want to use my husband's death 37 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:24,084 to cheat those poor men out of their wages. 38 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,002 [Archie] The board's allegiance was to Yorgos. 39 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,212 They tolerated you while he was ill, 40 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:28,547 but not anymore. 41 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,591 Yes, Yorgos was incredibly successful 42 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,593 for a man in a three-year coma. 43 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,511 Yes. They're old-fashioned. 44 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,180 [Constance] They're women-haters. 45 00:01:36,347 --> 00:01:39,266 But not you, my trusted Archibald. 46 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,726 You've been by my side 47 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:43,729 since Yorgi made me his partner, haven't you? 48 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:45,564 Which makes it all the more heartbreaking 49 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:49,068 that you were the one to betray me. 50 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:52,446 [music building] 51 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:55,282 [singer] ♪ Darling, hold me closely ♪ 52 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:56,949 You left me no choice. 53 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,912 Business is about profits, not kindheartedness. 54 00:02:00,079 --> 00:02:02,039 I am not kindhearted. 55 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,752 Pillage! 56 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:08,587 [dogs barking] 57 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:11,465 [Teresa Brewer's "A Woman's World" playing] 58 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,259 ♪ ♪ 59 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:15,928 [Teresa] ♪ A woman's world ♪ 60 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:19,431 ♪ Can sometimes get so blue ♪ 61 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:22,059 [Joyce] Mothers, wives, women of the world, 62 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:23,268 we are all at a crossroads. 63 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:25,479 [doorbell rings] 64 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:29,942 [Teresa] ♪ And there's No one home but you ♪ 65 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:33,779 ♪ Although you've become His wife ♪ 66 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:35,822 ♪ You don't get to share ♪ 67 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,950 ♪ Very much of his life ♪ 68 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,619 ♪ 'Cause you live ♪ 69 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,955 ♪ In a woman's world ♪ 70 00:02:43,122 --> 00:02:46,125 ♪ ♪ 71 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:50,754 ♪ A woman's born To make a man a home ♪ 72 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:53,799 ♪ ♪ 73 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,384 ♪ You cook and clean ♪ 74 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:57,469 [Joyce scoffing] 75 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,763 [Teresa] ♪ All the time That he is gone ♪ 76 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,557 [sighs] 77 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,518 [Tina speaking French] 78 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,233 [speaking French] 79 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,195 [sighs] 80 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,740 Hey, guys, my shift just ended, 81 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,492 so my man Rory's gonna be taking care of you now. 82 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:21,827 Merci beaucoup. 83 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:22,953 Thank you. 84 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,957 Are you sure you have never been to Paris? 85 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:29,626 You are, how you say, um, snooty. 86 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,003 It is very French. 87 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,547 [chuckles] That's just my face. 88 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,174 When you come to Paris, I will take you 89 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,092 to my favorite patisserie in Le Marais. 90 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:44,183 -Mm. -[chuckles] 91 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:46,935 [Doug] How you guys doin'? 92 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,940 Prigger. I'm glad you're here. 93 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:53,859 I've givin' away all my shit, but I saved you 94 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,194 -something nice. -What? 95 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,695 [Doug] Do you want my booze cart? 96 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:57,863 No, Doug, I don't have time for this right now. 97 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,781 Neither do I. I got a date with death. 98 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:01,366 You've what? 99 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:02,576 I got a "Come see me" from the boss lady, 100 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:03,577 and you know what that means. 101 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,077 The axe is about to fall. 102 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,039 So do you want the, uh, booze cart or no? 103 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,540 No. Look, you might have told me 104 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,083 about the bathhouse shoot back in the woods. 105 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:12,044 Look, I'm sorry. This'll be the last time 106 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:14,171 old Doug Renetti disappoints you, okay? 107 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:16,340 I highly doubt that. Have you seen Richie? 108 00:04:16,507 --> 00:04:17,799 Yeah, he's in the layout room. 109 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:20,177 But be easy on the kid. He's had a rough 36 hours. 110 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:21,595 I know. I talked to Shelly. 111 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,891 I will take the whiskey. 112 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:27,476 -Just the whiskey? -[Joyce] Yeah. 113 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,937 I'm givin' you the fuckin' cart. 114 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:34,316 [singer] ♪ But last Monday I got the fever ♪ 115 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:38,486 ♪ Tellin' me That I got to go ♪ 116 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:42,199 [funky rock music playing] 117 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,493 Oh, my God. Richie, are you okay? 118 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:45,827 Could be worse. 119 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:49,498 [Joyce] I am so sorry that this happened. 120 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,417 These photos are incredible. 121 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:55,128 I was there with a camera. I had to use it. 122 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,258 But you're not here to compliment my work. 123 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,471 No. We have a magazine problem. 124 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,681 Constance stopped the press. 125 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,224 Oh? And why is that? 126 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,228 You know we can't print these, Richie. 127 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:13,105 -The subject matter... -Naked men? 128 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:14,731 In our naked man magazine? 129 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,650 It's not what our advertisers expect to see. 130 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:17,776 It's not what our readers expect. 131 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,278 Just say it already. 132 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:24,116 Minx isn't supposed to be for gay men. 133 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,450 So you're happy to take our money 134 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,160 and have us behind the camera, 135 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,162 just as long as you don't have to acknowledge that we exist? 136 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:30,497 Look, Minx is about to become 137 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,958 the premiere international women's magazine. 138 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:34,459 Now just isn't the time to shine a light 139 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:35,627 on our male readers. 140 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:36,795 Well, we both know what happens 141 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,337 when you keep us in the shadows. 142 00:05:38,462 --> 00:05:40,048 Oh, come on. That is not fair. 143 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:41,800 Richie, it's not about you. 144 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:42,968 It's not about me anymore either. 145 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:44,636 -[scoffs] -It's about something 146 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:48,140 bigger than that, and we have to protect it. 147 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:49,391 Which is why we're gonna run 148 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:51,143 a one-year retrospective instead. 149 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,060 -[Richie] Excuse me? -I'm sorry. 150 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,478 We've run out of time. 151 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,647 I just put together this issue twice, Joyce. 152 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,524 -[Joyce] I know. -I'm not doing it again. 153 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,112 You figure it out. 154 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:10,329 The two of us have come to an important decision, 155 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:13,123 and we thought that you should 156 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,417 hear it from us, together. 157 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,003 And-and we just want you to know 158 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,962 that we love you no matter what. 159 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,340 Mm-hmm. 160 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:25,510 And in no way is any of this your fault. 161 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:28,555 No. We've decided to separate. 162 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:29,890 No. 163 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,600 We had no idea. 164 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:34,102 But-but you could still come to parties separately, right? 165 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:35,520 We-we can keep this going. 166 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:38,315 Odd numbers in this scene are tricky, Gary. 167 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:39,608 -You know that. -[sighs] 168 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:41,109 Where did this come from? 169 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,694 I mean, it's been a journey. 170 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:45,364 And-and you all have been instrumental, truly. 171 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,324 I mean, our parties, the freedom I felt-- 172 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:48,867 I mean, it-it showed me there are 173 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,410 so many different ways to be me. 174 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,662 Hold on a second. 175 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,538 How is this going to work? 176 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,041 What about holidays? 177 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,751 -Our Tahoe ski trip? -Oh. 178 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,212 That's-that's all gonna have to be figured out, 179 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:03,340 you know, with Shelly in Italy. 180 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:05,384 It just worked out with Doreen's sabbatical. 181 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:10,222 Doreen is Shelly's new lover. 182 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,265 She's a professor... 183 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:13,225 at Vassar. 184 00:07:13,392 --> 00:07:15,727 Oh. That'll do it. 185 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,020 But I'll be back. 186 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,271 We just don't know when. 187 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,731 [Shelly] Right. 188 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:22,776 Could we have been doing 189 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:26,321 same-same this whole time? 190 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:29,491 [Gary sighs] 191 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:35,580 [Bambi] 80,765, 80,766, 192 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:40,585 80,767, 80,768, 193 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:43,922 80,769... 194 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,674 Am I an accessory to something? 195 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,759 This is nine years of my Bottom Dollar salary. 196 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:50,095 I've never cashed a paycheck until this morning. 197 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:52,305 What? H-how do you pay for anything? 198 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,598 Through the kindness of strangers 199 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:54,891 and also the settlement. 200 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:57,936 Okay, well, that's definitely something 201 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,438 we should explore. 202 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,149 Um, but first, I need you to... 203 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:03,942 drop these off at the printers by eight o'clock. 204 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,570 "A Year of Minx." Oh, no. 205 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,197 Did some of the bathhouse boys also commit momicide? 206 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:13,452 Nope, uh, we had to replace them for more nuanced reasons. 207 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,329 Mm. I see. 208 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,706 So if you could just drop them off 209 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:18,957 on your way to the party... 210 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,251 My shift is over, so I will need overtime 211 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,044 and a mileage reimbursement. 212 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,962 We all know gas prices are... [whistles] 213 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,090 ...due to that hinky OPEC situation. 214 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:28,299 Overtime approved. 215 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:30,469 Great. I'd like my payment up front. 216 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,053 -Oh, up--yeah. -[Bambi] Yep. 217 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,805 Sure. Uh, can you break a 50? 218 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:38,185 Hmm. Let's see... no. 219 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,021 [Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water" playing] 220 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:44,065 ♪ ♪ 221 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,987 [indistinct chatter] 222 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:52,032 ♪ ♪ 223 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,170 [Tina whispering indistinctly] 224 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,797 I think we settled on four? 225 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,173 -Four separate ones? -[Tina] Only four? 226 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,508 [Lorraine] Yeah, four. 227 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:15,138 Oh, do you--do you need to speak to that man? 228 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,682 No. No, I do not. 229 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,060 Mrs. Papadopoulos will see you in the War Room. 230 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,104 ♪ ♪ 231 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:29,069 [opera music playing] 232 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:32,113 ♪ ♪ 233 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,497 [Constance] Oh, good eye. 234 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:41,790 That one's priceless. 235 00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:43,708 [Doug] Mm. [clears throat] 236 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,085 And sharp. 237 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,461 Best things usually are. 238 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:49,756 [Doug clears throat] 239 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:52,425 So, I know that you're dissolving Bottom Dollar. 240 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,764 -Yes, I am. -[groans] 241 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,100 I was hoping to tell you myself, but... 242 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,061 Well, I gotta say, this is not how I saw 243 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,063 things turnin' out between us, Connie. 244 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,774 No, me neither. 245 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,736 Well, my publishing experiment has been... 246 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,321 interesting. 247 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,366 Not too many creative types in shipping, but... 248 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:22,080 ...I have made some big mistakes. 249 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,915 What mistakes were those? 250 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,001 [Constance] Not publishing your science magazine, 251 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,753 killing the dance club, 252 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,590 thinking that Joyce could take it to the next level 253 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,342 and run this company better than you. 254 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:36,761 Don't get me wrong. 255 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,179 We need Joyce 256 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,764 and all the other little Joycettes 257 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,308 that we have found, 258 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:45,145 but what I really need is you 259 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,271 to manage them. 260 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:52,402 PRG. Papadopoulos Renetti... 261 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:53,945 [chuckles] Global? 262 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,614 Well, Bottom Dollar was quaint, 263 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,991 but we're way, way past that now. 264 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,619 Right, yeah. Um... [clears throat] 265 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,954 So that would make me the, uh... 266 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:03,955 the CEO then. 267 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,082 No. President. 268 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,209 -President? [chuckles] -[Constance] Mm. 269 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,878 That's exactly what I was thinkin'. 270 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:14,299 Mm, well, you'd be working under me and me alone. 271 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:17,510 -So, um, Joyce... -[Constance] Mm-hmm. 272 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,137 Would be reporting to me, then. 273 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,140 Yes. And Tina too. 274 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,601 Kind of like me and Yorgi, before the stroke. 275 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,019 You have made the right call here. 276 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,313 Oh, of course I have. 277 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,148 Listen, tonight, we're gonna be meeting 278 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,275 with international advertisers, 279 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,487 press, VIP from all over the world. 280 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,155 And I'm sorry, but this ensemble 281 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,658 that you're wearing, it's just not gonna cut it. 282 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,910 What are you? 283 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,787 42 regular. 284 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:45,246 Since I was about eight years old. 285 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,124 Really? 286 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:50,919 Follow me. 287 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,170 [Stan] Everyone thinks sayin', 288 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:55,173 "Stop the press" is some big thrill. 289 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,508 It's a nightmare. 290 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,385 There's 17 buttons and levers 291 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,096 you have to press and pull in a specific order. 292 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,181 It wasn't my decision. 293 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,976 And paper doesn't just magically disappear. 294 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,227 I have to reach in 295 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,687 and I have to pull it all out myself. 296 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,855 They don't pay me for my opinions, Stan. 297 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,525 They pay me for my time and sometimes my gasoline. 298 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,528 Oh, kiddo. I know that tone. 299 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:19,114 -You feeling... -Lost? Yeah. 300 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,908 I was pretty down myself about six months ago. 301 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,201 Then I found Pastor Jim. 302 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,494 Who's that? 303 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,037 Oh, you'd love him, Bambs. 304 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,497 He's doing some really important work 305 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,416 at the Peoples Temple on Alvarado. 306 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,084 He's a, uh... 307 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,586 mesmerizing spirit. 308 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,547 Would you say there's a familial quality 309 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:36,548 to the congregation? 310 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,717 Absolutely. 311 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:41,136 Some people even call him Father. 312 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,762 Write this down. 313 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:46,933 1365 South Alvarado. 314 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,601 Jim Jones. 315 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,438 [lounge music playing] 316 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,731 [Lorraine gasps] Ms. Prigger! 317 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,899 [chuckles] Woman of the hour. 318 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,609 -[both chuckle] -I'm Lorraine. 319 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,737 Anything you want, anything you need, just ask. 320 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,238 Wow. Thank you, Lorraine. 321 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,573 No, thank you 322 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:02,574 for all that you've done for women. 323 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:03,867 Oh. [chuckles] 324 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,035 I wouldn't be divorced without you. 325 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,911 -[chuckles] -Happy to help. 326 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,580 [laughs] Come see everything. 327 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:09,789 Okay. [chuckles] 328 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,709 Oh, my God! 329 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,669 [gasps] Oh, God, I remember 330 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,380 cutting and pasting this on the floor of my bedroom. 331 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,715 [Lorraine] A-and look. 332 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:21,760 You accurately predicted Title IX as a preteen. 333 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,303 Yeah, well, I guess I got one thing right. 334 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,346 [scoffs] Tonight is not the night 335 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,140 for modesty, Ms. Prigger. 336 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,267 You earned all of this. 337 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,144 -Thank you. -[both chuckle] 338 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,353 Very nice. 339 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,774 -[sighs] -[Liesl] Joyce! 340 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,275 Liesl, hi! 341 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,486 -Deonna. Isabel! -Hi. 342 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,779 [Joyce] It's my international team. 343 00:13:40,944 --> 00:13:42,614 Hi! Hi. 344 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:43,907 Guten Tag, Joyce. 345 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,116 Guten Tag. 346 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,618 I am filled with giddiness and joy. 347 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,036 Oh. Oh, good. 348 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,954 Yeah, me too. 349 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,998 Mrs. Papadopoulos will see you upstairs. 350 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,584 Oh. Okay. 351 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,545 [upbeat Latin music plays] 352 00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,547 ♪ ♪ 353 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:02,550 [speaking Spanish] 354 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:08,014 [speaking Spanish] 355 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,077 [clicks tongue] Wow. 356 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,816 -Ay, Cristo. I'll try. -[chuckles] 357 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,986 [Constance] Southern Europe. All this right here. 358 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,738 Ah, there she is, our shining star. 359 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,532 Sorry, am I interrupting something? 360 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,076 We're just plotting our European conquest. 361 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,452 Thank you, Winnifred. 362 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,079 [soft orchestral music playing] 363 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,706 [Winnifred] Mwah. Mwah. 364 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,541 I'm delighted to be working together. 365 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,419 You have my assurances, the Continent is in good hands. 366 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:22,463 ♪ ♪ 367 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,091 I guess we hired Winnifred. 368 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,885 Yeah, but all of your other choices. 369 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,469 It was my idea. 370 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,722 Every European you picked was a socialist. 371 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,390 I needed at least one capitalist to talk to. 372 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,225 Well, better her than the Nazi. 373 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,936 Descendent of Nazis. 374 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,396 Let's see what you got. 375 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,230 I know it was a quick turnaround. 376 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,565 Yeah. 377 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:41,900 Okay. 378 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,234 Richie went for a retrospective? 379 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:44,527 Uh, nope, not exactly. 380 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,029 Daniel and I pulled this together. 381 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,031 Richie should be very proud. 382 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,407 -This is some of his best work. -[Joyce] Mm-hmm. 383 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,117 Oh, but this-- 384 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,703 the Bella LaRouche piece, no, it's not gonna work. 385 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,955 What? I loved it. 386 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,666 Oh, come on, it was-- it was brave and honest 387 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,211 and moving, about a woman's self-discovery. 388 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,338 Eh, in the arms of another woman. 389 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,968 Okay, um, I understand why we would remove 390 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,595 material that skews male, 391 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,430 but this is a story about a woman. 392 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:13,556 It's for women. 393 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,768 Yeah, but not women like us. 394 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,687 A-a piece like this just gives our enemies 395 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,774 an opening to attack the entire movement, 396 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:26,236 calling us man-hating, anti-family, lesbians. 397 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,404 Joyce, we have worked too hard 398 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,448 to make feminism mainstream. 399 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,866 I'm not gonna jeopardize that 400 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,035 by giving those people a platform. 401 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,037 Pulling Bella would mess up our page count. 402 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,288 We'd have to rearrange the layout. 403 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,499 So we run the first Bella story again. 404 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,417 Stick with the retrospective theme. 405 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,087 -I guess that would work. -[Constance] Yeah. 406 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,338 All right, well, I'm gonna need you to go to the printer. 407 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,215 You want me to go now? 408 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:48,967 Yeah, we go to print at 8:00. 409 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,302 You're really the only person I trust with this. 410 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,471 Joyce will stay here at the party. 411 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,265 She is the woman of the hour. 412 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:57,934 That's about all the time I have. 413 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,103 Mm. Oh, and stop by the kitchen. 414 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,939 Dimitri has some snacks that you can take in the car. 415 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,608 Ooh. 416 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,740 [Constance] You're upset. 417 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,659 [Joyce] Look, Minx is supposed to be a champion 418 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:15,993 for all women, 419 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,662 and this is-- just isn't "all women." 420 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,706 [Constance] Mm-hmm. I get it. 421 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,208 This is personal for you. 422 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,419 But we can't fight for everyone. 423 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,337 Believe me, I have been down that road. 424 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,298 Yeah, but just because you lost then, 425 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,841 it doesn't mean that we're gonna lose now. 426 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,176 Honey, if you wanna win the war, 427 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:35,555 you have to fight one battle at a time. 428 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,931 Oh, come on, Joyce. 429 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,559 You understand the value of compromise. 430 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,478 Isn't that how Minx got started? 431 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,523 ♪ ♪ 432 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,194 Mm. 433 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,197 ♪ ♪ 434 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,869 [Doug] Hey, Tins! 435 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,037 What are you doin'? 436 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,705 You makin' a run for it? 437 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,206 Yes, and I don't want to do this right now. 438 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:03,541 You don't want to do what? 439 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,543 I'm just sayin' hi to you. 440 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,544 Who dressed you? 441 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,046 Connie did. 442 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:11,299 And she made me the president of her company. 443 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,302 I told you she had a master plan. 444 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,554 It turns out it was fuckin' me. 445 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,806 -[laughs] -Wow. 446 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,933 You always land on your feet, don't you? 447 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,477 You know, that should be a compliment, 448 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,063 but it doesn't feel like one. 449 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,773 Hey, if you're worried about your position 450 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,485 in the new company, don't be. 451 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,612 I know your value. I can be an adult about this. 452 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,280 Sure, now that you're back in charge. 453 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,074 Come on, Tina. That's not how I see it. 454 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,242 [Tina] I have to go. 455 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:39,660 [Doug] All right, well, take the Rolls. 456 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,079 -It's parked out front. -[Tina] I'll drive myself. 457 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,830 [Doug] Tina, please. 458 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,292 What? 459 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,548 You were just the first person I wanted to share my news with. 460 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,927 She made me the president of the whole thing. 461 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,303 Good for you. 462 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,895 [Mott the Hoople's "All the Young Dudes" playing] 463 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,898 ♪ ♪ 464 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,780 [indistinct chatter] 465 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,198 [server] Drink, Ms. Prigger? 466 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,866 Sure. Thank you. 467 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,702 [singer] ♪ Kick it in the head When he was 25 ♪ 468 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,204 ♪ Speed jive ♪ 469 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,956 ♪ Don't wanna stay alive ♪ 470 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,375 ♪ When you're 25 ♪ 471 00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,419 ♪ And Wendy's stealing clothes From Marks and Sparks ♪ 472 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,795 -Joyce. -[Joyce] Hello. 473 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,422 The woman of the hour. 474 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,048 [singer] ♪ From ripping Up the stars ♪ 475 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,299 ♪ From his face ♪ 476 00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:36,676 [all gasp] 477 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:37,885 [both] Hello. 478 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,262 [person] Hola. 479 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,390 [crowd gasps] 480 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,350 [applause] 481 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,686 [sighs] Thank you. 482 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,980 You look good as a banner, kid. 483 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,690 I look like a slutty dictator. 484 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,316 [Doug] I thought that's what you were going for. 485 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,026 [Joyce] Okay. What are you going for? 486 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,237 Well, it's a dead man's suit, but I think I look pretty good. 487 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:57,405 He had pretty good taste. 488 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,532 Okay. 489 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,451 Why didn't anybody run any of these covers by me? 490 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,994 [Doug] 'Cause they're decorative. 491 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,037 They don't exist after tonight, so don't worry about it. 492 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,998 Yeah, well, I feel like I am losing control here. 493 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,374 I understand the feeling, but you're not. 494 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,667 You're fine. 495 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,544 No, I think you were right about Constance. 496 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,171 I think she's-- she's turning us into something 497 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,213 -that we are not. -[Doug] Something better. 498 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,673 No. What? 499 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,799 [Doug] In less than a year, she took us 500 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,843 from the Valley to Vienna. 501 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,219 And isn't that your whole thing? 502 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,387 To get your message out to the masses? 503 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,681 Yeah, but at what cost? 504 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:24,974 I don't think I even know 505 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,267 what the message is anymore, anyway. 506 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:27,351 [Doug] Look, if you want purity, 507 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:28,769 do this shit out of your house. 508 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,063 But nobody gets this big 509 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,857 without giving something up. 510 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,525 No one. 511 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:37,528 I know, but it's.... 512 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,447 is it weird to say that I liked it more 513 00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:40,615 when it was just the two of us? 514 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,783 It is just the two of us. 515 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,118 Only our clothes got better. 516 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:47,163 [chuckles] 517 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,210 -[sighs] -[Shelly] Tuscany seems hilly. 518 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,087 But Doreen insists cycling is the only way. 519 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,049 How far is it to the Vatican? Can we bike there? 520 00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,800 No, it is very far. 521 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,219 [Shelly] Oh. Ooh, we could take the train. 522 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,386 How do you say "train"? 523 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:03,387 Treno. 524 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:04,805 Oh, fun-o. 525 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:05,973 Treno. 526 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,433 -Love that. -Hey. 527 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,768 We don't want it, right? [chuckles] 528 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,645 Eccoci qua. 529 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,271 Shelly, we need to talk. 530 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,564 [glass clinking] 531 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,066 [Constance] Thank you. 532 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:18,236 Thank you all for coming to the Reach, 533 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:22,114 where the Pacific promises possibility. 534 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,369 Tonight, we celebrate the culmination of a dream 535 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:29,080 that began in a young girl's bedroom 536 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:33,251 and has grown into a global publication 537 00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:36,921 reaching millions of women. 538 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:39,423 I am very proud to call that young dreamer 539 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:43,135 a friend, a colleague, and an inspiration. 540 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,305 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 541 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:49,642 the woman of the hour, Joyce Prigger. 542 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,645 [cheers and applause] 543 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,024 Joyce! 544 00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:02,321 Okay, where is my Joyce? 545 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:03,614 Joyce? 546 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,992 [frenetic music plays] 547 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,285 I'm such an idiot. 548 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,328 I cannot believe how close I came 549 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,163 to sacrificing everything. 550 00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:12,623 I can't believe we're in a stolen car. 551 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,584 I feel like Bonnie and Clyde. [chuckles] 552 00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:15,876 Does it go any faster? 553 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,170 -[engine revs] -Oh! 554 00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:19,297 Good Lord. 555 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:20,631 Joyce? 556 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:23,050 Well, it seems Joyce is, uh, 557 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,635 getting some hors d'oeuvres perhaps? 558 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,596 [Doug] Constance Papadopoulos! 559 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,806 How 'bout a round of applause for Constance? 560 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,725 [cheers and applause] 561 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:34,061 Let's make it a big one! 562 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,146 [chuckles] 563 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,856 What a-- what a wonderful woman. 564 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,274 What a great night. 565 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:40,109 Obviously, I'm not Joyce Prigger. 566 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:42,153 I don't think any of you expected Joyce Prigger 567 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,988 to have a beard and look like this, huh? 568 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:47,158 -[laughter] -Who knew she was so pretty? 569 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:48,701 Um... 570 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,578 uh, but she did want me to say something 571 00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:51,787 on her behalf. 572 00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:54,790 So what I'm gonna do right now is, 573 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,459 I'm going to, um... 574 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,085 ["Smoke on the Water" playing] 575 00:22:58,252 --> 00:22:59,879 I'm gonna relay a message of hers. 576 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,505 You know you're gonna get fired for this, Missy. 577 00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:03,299 Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is a career-ender. 578 00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:04,842 But you know what? 579 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,719 It's time I stopped agreeing to things 580 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,721 just because people tell me it's good for business. 581 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,514 Well, you don't have to do this for me. 582 00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:13,017 I mean, you should, but you don't have to. 583 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:14,518 No, I'm-I'm not doing it for you. 584 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:15,645 I mean, of cour-- I am, of course. 585 00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:16,854 -Okay. -But I'm doing it 586 00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:18,397 for, you know-- for Richie, for everyone. 587 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,024 -I just... -Okay. 588 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:22,818 Oh, God, I hope it's not too little too late. 589 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:25,863 [grunts] She couldn't see the light six hours ago? 590 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,365 Everybody moves at their own speed. 591 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,783 Yeah, well, your speed's gonna get us T-boned 592 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,117 if you run another red. 593 00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:31,452 -[Bambi] Whoa! -[tires screech] 594 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:34,288 [Richie] Oh, Jesus Christ! Aw, what the fuck? 595 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,581 God, I can never remember, 596 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,375 does that mean stop or proceed with caution? 597 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,501 [Richie] What caution? 598 00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:40,628 [engine knocking] 599 00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:43,464 [Bambi] Uh-oh. 600 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,257 I've wasted so much time 601 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,009 looking for a woman to show me the way, 602 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:48,719 when you were right there. 603 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,638 You were right there all this time, 604 00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:53,099 two steps ahead, and-- 605 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,392 you know, I-I never would have gotten 606 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:55,768 this far without you. 607 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,521 And now I've-I've-I've stolen your best years. 608 00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:00,439 Well, I think these are my best years. 609 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:01,899 And then Mom turns up in Sacramento 610 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,401 with a whole new family? 611 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,611 Oh, boy, we're talking about Mom now? 612 00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:07,405 Yeah, I think I'm ready to talk about Mom. 613 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:10,282 [Doug] "Mothers, wives, 614 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,202 "women of the world, 615 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,955 "we are all at a crossroads, 616 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,915 "and we need a guide 617 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:22,920 "not leading, not following, but by our side. 618 00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:25,131 -A gentle warrior." -[Lenny] Guys--hey, stop. 619 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,424 -[Millie] Stop fighting! -[Lenny] Just stop that. 620 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:27,633 -All of that. -[Doug] A woman's voice. 621 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,218 [Tommy] I'm not farting. You're farting. 622 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:30,594 -[Bobby] You hit like a baby. -[Tommy] Dad! 623 00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:32,138 -Can you please--hi. -[Bobby] Stop whining. 624 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,848 Can you please get in the back? Just stay in the back, please. 625 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:35,099 [Bobby] Oh, you got your boogers on me! 626 00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:36,517 -[Millie] No! -[Lenny] Oh, my-- 627 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:37,768 [Bobby] Booger-eater. 628 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,186 -Hey. -[Bobby] Pee in your pants. 629 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:40,938 -[Bambi] Ooh, I call middle. -[Tommy] Shut up! 630 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,314 -[Bobby] Shut up. -[Bambi] Excuse me. 631 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,983 [giggles] 632 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:46,694 Ooh! Uh, thank you so much for rescuing us. 633 00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:49,113 I always wanted to see unincorporated Monrovia. 634 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,031 Please tell me you have a full tank of gas. 635 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:52,450 I am a dad. I fill up 636 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:53,784 the second the needle goes below half. 637 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:55,119 -God bless you. -[Lenny] Yeah. 638 00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:56,912 We only have 20 minutes, so chop, chop. 639 00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:58,456 -We're good? Everyone sitting-- -Yes! Hurry! 640 00:24:58,581 --> 00:24:59,665 -Yes! -[Millie screams] 641 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,000 [Bobby] You're the least favorite. 642 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:04,044 ♪ ♪ 643 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:12,303 [indistinct chatter] 644 00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:14,430 [Doug] Well, we've still got a little bit of time. 645 00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:16,766 But you've seen enough of me, huh? 646 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:20,144 So let's bring out the Minx international editors. 647 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:22,646 Girls, you mind comin' up on stage, showin' your faces? 648 00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,982 Four continents and eight countries. 649 00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:26,108 [Lenny] It's only been eight hours, 650 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:28,152 and already it is nonstop. 651 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,112 Shelly's always talking about what a great dad you are. 652 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:31,489 -I'm sure-- -Yeah, well, the chaos 653 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:32,615 that this whole thing has brought, 654 00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,074 it's... [chuckles] 655 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,826 [Bambi breathing deeply] 656 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,203 Do you hear that? 657 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,163 No? 658 00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:40,664 [Bambi] In through your nose... 659 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,958 -[all inhale] -Out through your mouths. 660 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,043 [all exhale] 661 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:45,836 [Lenny] Um... 662 00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,588 how did you do that? 663 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:50,758 Oh, six lives ago, I was a pranayamic guru. 664 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,009 It's like riding a spiritual bike. 665 00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:53,344 You never forget, and even if you do, 666 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:56,597 -it's no big deal. -[scoffs] 667 00:25:56,722 --> 00:26:01,060 Well, the silence is intoxicating. 668 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,938 Hey, Lenny, I'd love to lend a hand 669 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,190 while Shelly's away. 670 00:26:06,357 --> 00:26:07,942 Are you serious? 671 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:11,028 I mean, I'm happiest when I'm helping people, so... 672 00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:13,405 it seems like you need a lot of help. 673 00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:15,074 [sighs] 674 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:17,368 Y-you have no idea what that would mean. 675 00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:18,702 It'll be fun. 676 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:20,704 We can play board games, go on field trips. 677 00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:22,498 I just heard about this amazing temple on Alvarado. 678 00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:23,541 Maybe we could take them-- 679 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:25,209 Excuse me, this is so touching, 680 00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:26,377 but can we please speed it up? 681 00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:27,336 Right. Yes. 682 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,547 -Yeah. -Sorry. 683 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:32,550 [singer] ♪ Making our music there ♪ 684 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:34,468 I cannot tell you how good it feels 685 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:35,761 to say all that. 686 00:26:35,886 --> 00:26:38,764 Well, the next step is telling Mom yourself. 687 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,933 Dripping Springs is only a two-day drive. 688 00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:43,561 -Where are you going? -Sunland? 689 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,980 Your printer's in Sun Valley. 690 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,566 -I knew that. -[tires squeal] 691 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:53,445 [singer] ♪ Smoke on the water ♪ 692 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,073 ♪ A fire in the sky ♪ 693 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,284 [Doug] Okay, everyone feelin' good? 694 00:26:58,409 --> 00:27:00,494 Okay, let's do it before they lose their visas. 695 00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:02,746 Did Joyce lose her stomach? 696 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:04,123 No, she sometimes gets in her head, 697 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:05,291 but she'll be fine. 698 00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:07,084 Well, if she isn't, 699 00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:08,919 we have a lot of options. 700 00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:10,629 Okay, ready? 701 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:12,298 Minx on three. 702 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:15,634 One, two, three. 703 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,219 -[all] Minx! -[camera shutter snaps] 704 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:20,222 ♪ ♪ 705 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:25,644 [tires screech] 706 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:27,187 [Joyce] Come on! We're five minutes late! 707 00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:30,608 [Richie] Of all the days to wear platforms. 708 00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:32,610 They called looking for me and you answered? 709 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:35,279 Uh, Bambi made it sound like life or death. 710 00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:36,989 Can always count on you to save the day. 711 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,033 [chuckles] 712 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:41,619 Wait, don't you want to see if we make it? 713 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:43,037 -Kind of. -Come on. 714 00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:44,663 I'll-I'll be back! 715 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,123 [Shelly] What are the kids doing? 716 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:47,666 [Lenny] They're, uh, breathing deeply, I think? 717 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:48,792 Yoga maybe. 718 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,002 -Brahmin--yamin-- -[Shelly chuckles] 719 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:51,253 [Joyce] Okay, how does this thing work? 720 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:52,796 [Richie] Why are there so many flashing lights? 721 00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:54,632 -Look for a red button. -Thi--I just press it myself? 722 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,508 [Tina] It's not one button. 723 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,928 -It's 17 buttons and levers. -Oh, shit. 724 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:00,679 I had a feeling you were gonna try something stupid. 725 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,389 Look, Tina, things have gone far enough. 726 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:03,641 It is time to set things right. 727 00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:05,309 You don't have to convince me. 728 00:28:05,476 --> 00:28:06,810 I already bought us another 30 minutes. 729 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:08,103 Oh. 730 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:09,104 The second Constance trotted out 731 00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:10,564 "women like us," I was done. 732 00:28:10,731 --> 00:28:12,608 Yes. Me--same. Yes, me too. 733 00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:14,693 So what's the plan? 734 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:17,821 [bells dinging] 735 00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:20,824 [Jackson Browne's "Doctor My Eyes" playing] 736 00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:22,743 ♪ ♪ 737 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:26,455 [Jackson] ♪ Doctor, my eyes Have seen the years ♪ 738 00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:30,751 ♪ And the slow parade Of fears without crying ♪ 739 00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:35,714 ♪ Now I want to understand ♪ 740 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,968 ♪ I have done All that I could ♪ 741 00:28:39,093 --> 00:28:43,764 ♪ To see the evil And the good without hiding ♪ 742 00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:47,893 ♪ You must help me If you can ♪ 743 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:52,398 ♪ Doctor, my eyes ♪ 744 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,566 ♪ Tell me what is wrong ♪ 745 00:28:54,692 --> 00:28:57,695 ♪ Was I unwise ♪ 746 00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:59,029 ♪ To leave them ♪ 747 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,864 [Lenny] Brought us some, uh, victory pastries. 748 00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:02,199 -[Tina] Ooh. -[Joyce] Aww, thank you. 749 00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:04,368 [Lenny] Gave the shipping guys 20 bucks. 750 00:29:04,535 --> 00:29:06,328 So are all of you out of jobs now? 751 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:07,746 -[Joyce] Uh, yeah. Pretty much. -Uh, yeah. [chuckles] 752 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:09,331 -Yeah, most definitely. -[Bambi] Wait, I don't get it. 753 00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:11,583 Can't Constance just stop the magazine from coming out? 754 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,043 Sure, but after I send copies 755 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:14,878 to every media outlet in the country 756 00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:16,797 along with my scorching resignation letter, 757 00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:19,633 everybody will know what we did. 758 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,136 I think I'm about to go to war against my own magazine. 759 00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:24,722 No. We're going to war. 760 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:26,265 [Tina] I don't know what you're talkin' about. 761 00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:27,433 I'm going to Paris. 762 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,059 [Richie] Oh! 763 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:31,061 Okay, fine. Then to war. [chuckles] 764 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,564 I hope this is a chapter in your book. 765 00:29:33,731 --> 00:29:35,774 -This is the book. -[Shelly] Oh. 766 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:37,067 [Richie] This is the book right here? 767 00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:38,318 [Shelly] This is the book. 768 00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:39,570 -[Tina] Okay. -[Joyce] To us. 769 00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:40,988 -[Shelly] To us. -[Bambi] Oh, to us. 770 00:29:41,155 --> 00:29:42,614 [all] To us! 771 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,241 -[glasses clink] -[Bambi] Aw, dang it. 772 00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:47,578 [Jackson] ♪ Just say If it's too late for me ♪ 773 00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:50,622 ♪ ♪ 774 00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:59,048 ♪ Doctor, my eyes ♪ 775 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:02,051 [Constance] Douglas. Come back to bed. 776 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:05,095 [Jackson] ♪ Is this the price ♪ 777 00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:09,141 ♪ For having learned How not to cry? ♪ 778 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:12,186 ♪ ♪ 779 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:46,470 ♪ Doctor, my eyes ♪ 780 00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:48,806 ♪ Cannot see the sky ♪ 781 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:51,809 ♪ Is this the price ♪ 782 00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:56,188 ♪ For having learned How not to cry? ♪ 783 00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:59,233 ♪ ♪