1 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:28,529 Spock: Previously on Star Trek strange new worlds... 2 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:29,738 La'an. 3 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:30,864 Hey, chief. 4 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:32,199 Wait, you two know each other? 5 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:34,034 La'an: She helped me find my way back home. 6 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,453 She's the reason I joined stareret. 7 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:40,791 Spock. Will you marry me? 8 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:41,935 Pike: We're going back out. 9 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:44,395 Spock: I will meet you on board, captain. T'pring will understand. 10 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:45,629 I am sorry. 11 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:49,007 I won't chase you across the galaxy just to get married. 12 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:51,051 This is your idea of a practical joke? 13 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:53,554 - It's tradition. - Hazing the newbie? 14 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:56,098 Consider it your first complete square 15 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:57,516 in enterprise bingo. 16 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,799 Spock: Captain, your plan requires flying the enterprise 17 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:02,229 into one of the most turbulent phenomenons in space. 18 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,106 All hands make ready for impact. 19 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:08,151 Hit it. 20 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:09,129 Spock. 21 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,214 Your ears. 22 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:20,599 You're human. 23 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:21,725 T'pring. 24 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:24,603 I will not marry a human. 25 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,731 I choose kal-if-fee. 26 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,740 That is ritual combat. 27 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,460 Who am I supposed to fight? 28 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:49,878 You will fight 29 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:51,922 him. 30 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,938 But fighting myself is 31 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,941 illogical. 32 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,149 What would you know of logic? 33 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,068 You are a human. Ruled by emotion. 34 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,320 No, I'm not human. 35 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,572 I'm not. 36 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:28,894 Spock: Science officer's log, stardate 2341.4. 37 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,813 After our harrowing encounter with the corn, 38 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:34,149 enterprise has returned to starbase 1, 39 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:38,403 one of the oldest, most venerated space stations in the federation, 40 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,781 newly repaired after the klingon war. 41 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:42,741 Here, the crew will be adjourning 42 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:45,035 for some much-needed rest and relaxation. 43 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:49,289 While I have agreed to assist the captain 44 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,082 with a diplomatic matter, 45 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:55,545 I plan to spend most of my time here with my fiancée t'pring, 46 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:59,800 who has arranged to join me since our last visit was cut short by... 47 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:03,261 Come. 48 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:12,354 Spock, parted from me and never parted, 49 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,815 never and always touching and touched. 50 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,942 We meet at the appointed place. 51 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,569 T'pring, parted from me and never parted, 52 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,030 never and always touching and touched. 53 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:25,742 I await you. 54 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,432 This room they have given us seems very... 55 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:55,605 Human. 56 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,400 It is hard to imagine that a vulcan has slept in here. 57 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:00,443 These are my quarters. 58 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,029 And I am redecorating. 59 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,531 It is a work in progress. 60 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,575 Then I withdraw my criticism 61 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,079 until your decorations are complete. 62 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,874 Thank you for helping arrange accommodations 63 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,208 for my colleague k'tyll. 64 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,335 I trust she has found them adequate? 65 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:19,647 You will have to explain the necessity of her presence here. 66 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,965 Do you understand my professional responsibilities? 67 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,443 You undertake to rehabilitate those who have committed crimes 68 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,267 by showing them the true path of vulcan logic. 69 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:27,470 Indeed. 70 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:30,265 I have a way with dangerous criminals, it would seem. 71 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,726 One such criminal, barjan t'or, 72 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,644 has been spotted in the vicinity. 73 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:38,398 Was he not responsible for the uprising on kepler-22b? 74 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:41,484 He was. The authorities on vulcan have sought him for some time. 75 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:44,654 You must have important work duties to perform here. 76 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,324 K'tyll can handle barjan. 77 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,868 That is why she has accompanied me. 78 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,165 Now I understand. 79 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:58,251 I have not forgotten that, during our last time together, 80 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,712 it was your duty that interrupted us. 81 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:05,008 We must prioritize our relationship. 82 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,343 Of course. 83 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,266 I still have some diplomatic responsibilities 84 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,535 I must dispense with before we... 85 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,019 I expected no different. 86 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,608 - You are disappointed. - I am realistic. 87 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,571 I will be free in time for us to dine together tonight. 88 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,743 I shall look foward to it. 89 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:46,257 The r'ongovian protectorate 90 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:50,011 controls a small but vitally important piece of territory 91 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,055 in between klingon and romulan space. 92 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,809 It's the fastest route to the other side of the beta quadrant, 93 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:59,020 but without safe passage, we keep losing ships. 94 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,564 Why haven't we been able to make inroads with them before? 95 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,025 They've been unusually private up until now. 96 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,486 That all changed after initial diplomatic discussions 97 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,321 were undertaken by the tellarites. 98 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,365 Ah. And how did those go, sir? 99 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:12,701 Hmm. 100 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:15,787 Your beard is as ridiculous as your proposals. 101 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,623 Every word you speak is an insult to r'ongovia. 102 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,125 - I can see why they... - Pike: Wow. 103 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,627 And here I thought the tellarites were rude. 104 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:24,713 Maybe ambassador q'ral said the wrong thing. 105 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,732 We don't know, and we can't wait long to find out. 106 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,150 We've just learned the r'ongovians are now 107 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,759 in negotiation with the klingons, 108 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,511 with the romulans not far behind. 109 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,722 Time isn't on our side. 110 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:35,405 We need to strike a deal with them first. 111 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,076 Well, I'm certain we can handle the situation 112 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,811 with considerably more delicacy and grace than the tellarites, Bob. 113 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,355 Good, 'cause we're meeting them tomorrow, first thing. 114 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:44,524 Who's leading the negotiation on their side? 115 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:48,153 That's vasso I'gaelia, captain of their flagship. 116 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,780 Docked right over there. 117 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:54,367 Is that an old solar sailship, sir? 118 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:57,829 Yeah. They bring her out for ceremonial occasions. 119 00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:59,039 When they sign a treaty, 120 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,562 apparently they fly the flag of their new allies as a tribute. 121 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,936 La'an: Noonien-Singh to the captain. 122 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,212 I'm afraid we have a bit of a situation. 123 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,965 - What's going on? - I have the r'ongovian delegation here 124 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,385 and they're quite insistent on seeing you right now. 125 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,095 What are they doing here? 126 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,513 No idea. 127 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:16,991 Pike: Well, there's one way to find out. 128 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,975 Lieutenant noonien-Singh, show them in. 129 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:23,813 What is this? 130 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,607 We have been waiting in our ship, 131 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,401 while you are here discussing our upcoming negotiations? 132 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,736 You must be captain vasso. 133 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,237 And you are pike? 134 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,823 Actually, I'm admiral Robert April. 135 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,075 If I may. 136 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,327 I speak to captain pike only. 137 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,662 Well, I'm captain pike. 138 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,623 Nice to meet you. 139 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,418 Well, if I'd known you were coming early, 140 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:48,022 I could have cooked you up an earth specialty. 141 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:52,884 Captain pike. 142 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,928 The pleasure is mine. 143 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:58,098 I am vasso. This is my first officer brax. 144 00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,474 We”, very nice to meet you both. 145 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:03,103 This is lieutenant Spock and cadet uhura, from the enterprise. 146 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,563 And you've already met lieutenant noonien-Singh. 147 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:09,859 Sir, I should go do the security things. 148 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,321 Yes, thank you, la'an. We're good. 149 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,618 You are vulcan? 150 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:20,954 Famous for your logic, yes? 151 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,038 Indeed. 152 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:25,708 Then, your voice is also a part of the federation? 153 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,921 All members of the federation have a voice in its governance. 154 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,925 That sounds confusing. 155 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,219 Yeah, it can be. 156 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,847 With so many voices in your federation, 157 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,307 how do you decide which one is in control? 158 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:42,809 We vote. 159 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,978 We gain our power from all our membership 160 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,855 so we try to listen to each other. 161 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:47,939 All of us. 162 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,649 We, too, listen. 163 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,985 Empathy is a hallmark of our people. 164 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,695 Few understand that. 165 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,115 We shall sit and talk. 166 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,160 Uh, oh... okay. 167 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,786 I guess, uh... 168 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,247 Let's begin. 169 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,920 Doctor? Are you here? 170 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,339 Shore leave's a-wasting. We got to go. 171 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,758 - Is it time already? - Are you serious? 172 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,302 Sorry. 173 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:20,513 I've been collecting data to share with Dr. Berroa. 174 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,473 Is that his you-know-what? 175 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,560 No. Expert in noninvasive surgical techniques. 176 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,395 Cutting-edge stuff. 177 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,063 Except, uh, without the cutting. 178 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,440 Oh... 179 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,085 You know, she's come all the way from the other side of the quadrant. 180 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,629 You don't want to be late to meet her. 181 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,030 - Right. Two minutes. - How about you? 182 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,573 Excited to see lieutenant dever? 183 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:39,908 Sure. 184 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,618 So, how are we gonna play it this time? 185 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,453 You want me to keep the communicator on 186 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,246 or do we need a hand signal? 187 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,831 No need. 188 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,625 This is what I appreciate about dever. 189 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,460 - He and I are on the same page. - Ah. 190 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,128 "Casual, no attachments, 191 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,839 "it's just for fun, zero commitments" page. 192 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,758 That's more like a book than a page. 193 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,719 And you said the same thing about that gal on argelius ii. 194 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,930 That was a misunderstanding. 195 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,016 It was one time. 196 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,310 One very entertaining time. 197 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,854 How is being chased by live phaser fire fun? 198 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:14,651 Oh, good, I was worried you might show up in a silly hat. 199 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,153 Yeah, I was gonna ask. 200 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,405 It's for fly-fishing. 201 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,991 I hear the biospheres have everything. 202 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,619 Ortegas: You know what? I'm warming to it. 203 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,666 La'an: Lieutenant ortegas, Dr. M'benga, 204 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,502 and nurse chapel, you are officially checked out. 205 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,878 Enjoy your shore leave. 206 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,731 You don't have to do this in person, you know. 207 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,465 Only way to make sure it's done right. 208 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,093 Nice hat, by the way. 209 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,679 Fine. I'll take it off. 210 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,557 What do you two have planned for shore leave? 211 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,017 Ortegas: Are you kidding? 212 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,353 They don't shore leave. They shore stay. 213 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,729 M'benga: Oh, right. 214 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,856 The nickname. 215 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,861 I don't know what I'm saying. 216 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,531 I should probably go. Chief Kyle? 217 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,907 What nickname? 218 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:08,579 M'benga: Ican't remember. It's, uh... 219 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:12,000 "Where fun goes to die." It's stupid. 220 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,043 The yeomen don't know what they're talking about. 221 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,504 If they did, they wouldn't be yeomen. 222 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:20,008 Energize. 223 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,930 Have you heard this, chief? 224 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,850 No, no, of course not. Nope, no. 225 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,281 T'pring. 226 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:47,452 I am sorry. The negotiations commenced unexpectedly. 227 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,168 I do not doubt your duty's importance. 228 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:58,254 Yet we agreed this time would be for us. 229 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:03,051 I chose not to work even while I, too, had important work to do. 230 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,094 A shared acceptance of mutual sacrifice 231 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,597 is crucial to a successful relationship. 232 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,391 Yes. That is indisputable. 233 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,810 I am concerned that your time in stareret 234 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:16,939 may be causing you to behave in a manner so human, 235 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,276 we may ultimately find ourselves incompatible. 236 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,280 Perhaps you should go prepare for your important work. 237 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,950 If you will excuse me. 238 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,640 Pike: Space. 239 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,310 The final frontier. 240 00:14:56,687 --> 00:15:00,108 These are the voyages of the starship enterprise. 241 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,653 Its five-year mission, 242 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,864 to explore strange new worlds... 243 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,827 To seek out new life 244 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,163 and new civilizations, 245 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:19,043 to boldly go where no one has gone before. 246 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,121 Thanks. 247 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:46,422 You look hot. Like, fire hot. 248 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,716 - Thank you. - What about me? 249 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,260 Aren't I fire? We're two fires. 250 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,595 Two fires. Yeah. 251 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,430 Hey, we don't have to order food, you know? 252 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,714 - We could just get out of here. - Yeah, but I'm hungry. 253 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,601 - And they have slanikian oysters. - Ah-ha. 254 00:16:58,726 --> 00:16:59,936 They're always in season. 255 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,021 All I'm saying is that instead of talking, 256 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,564 we could be off having fun. 257 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,691 Oh, I thought we might talk about us. 258 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,447 Look, uh, I'm having fun and all. 259 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,533 I'm just wondering where it's going. 260 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,743 I had this crazy idea. 261 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,788 What if you transferred to the skylark? 262 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,706 Or I applied for transfer to enterprise... 263 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:21,791 Okay, wow. 264 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,669 Um, sorry, I really need to go and check on my friend. 265 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,171 - What? - I'll call you later, okay? 266 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,596 Why do you let it bother you? 267 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,431 - Hmm? - "Where fun goes to die"? 268 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,934 It didn't bother me. I just hadn't heard it before. 269 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:41,894 Have you? 270 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,146 No. And I don't care. 271 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,400 I don't, either. Just, not knowing makes me feel out of touch. 272 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,152 As a senior officer, I don't get to be part of the crew anymore. 273 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,738 Oh, no, that's not because you're a senior officer. 274 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,407 It's because you terrify people. 275 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,617 - That's a compliment. - Thanks? 276 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,828 I mean, what's wrong with liking work? 277 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,830 And shore leave, I mean, the ship clears out, 278 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,749 the halls are empty, no lines for the matter synthesizers. 279 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:08,254 It's just you and the gentle thrum of the warp core. 280 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:11,507 It's like... it's like Christmas. 281 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,802 Mmm-hmm. I was looking foward to redoing the duty rosters. 282 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,263 I was planning on checking the phaser power supplies 283 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,116 in the armory, actually. 284 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,017 Computer: Attention. Lieutenant noonien-Singh, 285 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,185 security breach at airlock four. 286 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,521 - Unauthorized access in progress. - Copy. 287 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,189 Computer, who's on rotation for backup? 288 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,524 Belay that. 289 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,651 I'm your backup. 290 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,488 People are idiots. You're fun. 291 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,544 - Don't shoot. - Uh, we're crew. 292 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,885 You know, Spock, 293 00:18:55,968 --> 00:19:00,097 you're clearly an extraordinarily intelligent person. 294 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,058 Thank you. 295 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,517 But you're also an idiot. 296 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,729 I feel I should have seen that coming. 297 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,022 Please, elucidate. 298 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,191 You told her you were gonna be home for dinner 299 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,609 and then you weren't. 300 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:14,070 I found myself in an impossible circumstance 301 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,364 where I was unable to reconcile my many duties... 302 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,511 That is not a human gesture I am familiar with. 303 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,371 It's designed to break old habits. 304 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:26,666 You're supposed to put her ahead of your duties. 305 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,334 That's what being in a relationship is, 306 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,835 it's mutual sacrifice. 307 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,254 Pretty much why I avoid them. 308 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:37,093 I am concerned that t'pring thinks I am an incompatible mate 309 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,178 because I'm half-human. 310 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,596 Okay. 311 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:44,100 I had a terrible dream last night that I had to fight my human side. 312 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,435 Vulcans don't do subtle, do you? 313 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,896 I was raised on vulcan, among vulcans. 314 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,817 My human family connection was frequently used to isolate me. 315 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,778 Teenage Spock had a pretty lousy time of it, huh? 316 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,198 I was bonded to my pet sehlat, i-Chaya. 317 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,784 I had a malamute named Milo 318 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:06,247 who may or may not have bitten this girl who called me stupid. 319 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,624 Sharp teeth. 320 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,335 I hope the girl did not repeat the mistake again. 321 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:15,548 Look, uh, maybe t'pring 322 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,300 just feels misunderstood. 323 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,262 If the human thing is big in her head, 324 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,973 you just have to make her see that you get her as a vulcan. 325 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,768 Thank you for your advice. 326 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:32,440 If I can ever return the favor, please do not hesitate to ask. 327 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,233 What are friends for? 328 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,068 What are friends for... 329 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,030 That was a rhetorical, Spock. 330 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,659 Oh, I know. 331 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,829 Humans are almost as easy to tease as vulcans. 332 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:54,462 T'pring: Seriously? 333 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,006 A vulcan soul-sharing? 334 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,594 I have failed to see your point of view. 335 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,929 This will change that. 336 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,307 I will hear your innermost thoughts. 337 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,933 And you mine. 338 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,977 In doing so, you will know my soul, 339 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,520 and I will know yours. 340 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,481 We can truly understand each other. 341 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:16,025 We will see through each other's eyes. 342 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,944 Will you consent? 343 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,529 I will. 344 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,616 - Spock? - T'pring? 345 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,536 Something is wrong. 346 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,579 Things have not returned to as they should be. 347 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,005 The effects of the ritual have not dissipated. 348 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,773 We have apparently switched bodies. 349 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,986 This was not meant to happen. How do we switch back? 350 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,071 I do not know. 351 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,797 Come. 352 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:06,343 Bob. Come here to celebrate? 353 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,304 Or not. 354 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,472 Is something wrong? 355 00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:12,057 Got bad news, Chris. 356 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,726 The r'ongovians aren't happy. 357 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,853 They want to cancel all future meetings. 358 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,980 What? Why? 359 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,025 I don't know. 360 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:24,695 They just said that a connection wasn't made. 361 00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,197 Whatever that means. 362 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,992 I'm honestly baffled. You saw them. 363 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,595 I mean, after fighting with the tellarites, 364 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:33,221 I thought we'd somehow managed to win them over. 365 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,998 Right? I mean, if that was a bad diplomatic meeting, 366 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,601 I don't know what a good one would look like. 367 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:38,918 We have to get back into a room. 368 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,296 Here's the thing, Chris. 369 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,965 We were able to talk them into coming back to the table, 370 00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:47,301 only, they don't want to talk to you anymore. 371 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,011 Okay. 372 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,180 Who do they want to talk to? 373 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,687 - Anything? - No. 374 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:01,941 But I have thought of another adjustment we could try. 375 00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:03,984 Spock, we have been at these rituals for hours, 376 00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,277 and none of them are working. 377 00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:07,029 We may have to seek some help with this. 378 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,114 There is one more chant I'd like to try. 379 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:10,741 We might need a gong. 380 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,835 I think I have one in my... 381 00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:18,540 What should we do? 382 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,086 You must answer it. These are my quarters. 383 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,272 Anyone who comes here will expect me to answer the door. 384 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,936 I know how a door works. 385 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:30,010 If they go away, that may give us enough time to fix this situation. 386 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,429 Logic suggests the easiest way to get them to go away 387 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,807 is for you to answer while pretending to be me. 388 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,475 Spock, I do not like hijinks. 389 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:37,977 In that we are in agreement. 390 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:41,480 But it appears that hijinks are the most logical course of action. 391 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:50,739 Enter. 392 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:52,866 Mr. Spock. 393 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:56,161 I apologize. I know I promised I'd leave you alone. 394 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,747 Hi, t'pring. I really don't mean to interrupt. 395 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,916 It is of no consequence, captain. 396 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,126 Uh, Chris. 397 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:05,045 If there is an emergency, then of course you must speak with 398 00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:06,130 Spock. 399 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,215 Who is right there. 400 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,719 Yeah, I... I can see that. 401 00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:14,430 Although we are clearly in the middle of something. 402 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,266 Look, I really don't mean to come between the two of you here, 403 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,393 with whatever's going on. 404 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:21,116 - Nothing is going on. - We're meditating. 405 00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:26,900 Perhaps it's best if you leave us to our sacred things. 406 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:29,611 That's not necessary, Chris. 407 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,530 Please. 408 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:32,865 Tell us what you need. 409 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,243 We have a situation with the r'ongovians. 410 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,078 They refuse to talk to anybody but you. 411 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,371 - What? - What? 412 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:40,539 But I can't... 413 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,958 I mean, he can't talk to them. 414 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,878 I really can't talk to them, Chris. 415 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,172 I'm engaged. 416 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,841 I don't think you're getting it, Spock. 417 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,968 They won't talk to anyone else. 418 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:55,229 You're pretty much all that stands between us 419 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:57,490 and the r'ongovians allying with the klingons or the romulans. 420 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:58,807 Hell, maybe both. 421 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:00,684 We should tell him. 422 00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:02,644 - It is the only logical path. - Agreed. 423 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:06,982 Captain, we have undertaken a ritual to share our katras. 424 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,193 It has had unforeseen consequences. 425 00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:10,986 We have switched bodies. 426 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,322 And we seem unable to switch back. 427 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:17,576 Get out of town. 428 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:18,911 We are not in a town. 429 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:22,164 You guys did a body swap? 430 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:23,767 Like, you... like, your minds are in each other's... 431 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,084 Spock: That is correct. 432 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:27,419 I am Spock. 433 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:28,962 And I am t'pring. 434 00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:30,356 Now that you know, you can likely tell 435 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,216 the very clear differences in our mannerisms. 436 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:33,884 Yeah, totally. 437 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,929 Look, I don't know what to do about this, 438 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:39,807 but the r'ongovians won't meet with anybody but Spock. 439 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:42,935 Or somebody who looks like him. 440 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,104 I do not want to put t'pring through that. 441 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:47,227 - It takes a lot of experience to... - I will do it. 442 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:50,984 T'pring, are you quite certain? 443 00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:52,228 We have undergone this ritual 444 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,963 in order to better understand each other, correct? 445 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,715 - Yes, but that... - Then, is this not an opportunity 446 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:56,824 for us to do that? 447 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,452 I will accompany Chris. 448 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,872 You remain here and find a way to reverse the ritual. 449 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,501 Captain? Tell me what I need to do. 450 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:22,474 - Bad cop! - Damn! 451 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:23,892 Got to be quicker, chief. 452 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:29,565 Do you realize what kind of trouble you're in, ensign? 453 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,859 Um, no? 454 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:37,239 I'd start talking, 455 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:40,742 or the next time you do will be at your court-martial. 456 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:43,745 I was an ensign once, too. 457 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:45,998 I understand being nervous. 458 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:48,500 I just don't want to get in any trouble. 459 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:51,253 You won't. Do you want some coffee? 460 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,173 It was enterprise bingo. 461 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:55,716 We were doing enterprise... 462 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,467 Bingo. I heard you. 463 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:00,554 That's so interesting. 464 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:02,139 That's not even the best part. 465 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:03,682 We were on the last square, 466 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:06,185 so we were trying to sign the scorch. 467 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:07,561 Una: Ensigns zier and Christina, 468 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,146 we've heard your explanations. 469 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:11,857 Enterprise bingo. Signing the scorch. 470 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,002 Una: We can't overlook the fact that both of you acted 471 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,694 in a very irresponsible manner. 472 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:17,738 - Very. - Your shore leave is revoked. 473 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:20,032 You'll spend the next two days assigned to chief Kyle... 474 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,825 - No, not chief Kyle. - He's so mean. 475 00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:24,453 Who will have you micro-cleaning the transporter pads. 476 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:25,954 Dismissed. 477 00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,965 What the hell is enterprise bingo? 478 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,258 Not a clue. 479 00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:46,767 Greetings, k'tyll. T'pring is not... 480 00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:49,061 That is, I am not... 481 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:50,938 Never mind. 482 00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:52,689 Forgive my intrusion, t'pring. 483 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:55,192 I know you asked that I not disturb you, 484 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:57,462 but there has been a problem with the rendezvous with barjan. 485 00:28:57,486 --> 00:29:00,697 - What type of a problem? - He has agreed to immediate surrender, 486 00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,574 but he has refused to meet with me. 487 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,117 He will only speak to you. 488 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:07,579 K'tyll, I am not feeling myself. 489 00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:09,122 I'm afraid we need you. 490 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:10,749 No other vulcan could pull this off. 491 00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:13,794 I am sure that I am great at this, 492 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:16,171 but circumstances are complicated 493 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:18,840 between Spock and myself at the moment. 494 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:21,635 I know how important this time is for you two, 495 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:24,513 so I will not ask you to make that sacrifice. 496 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,431 I will merely reiterate our mission, 497 00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,809 as you have always explained it. 498 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,269 If not for us, 499 00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:33,563 who else will help them back to the path of logic? 500 00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:35,565 Only you can do this, t'pring. 501 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,915 So, enterprise bingo is a game? 502 00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:55,919 Apparently one played exclusively by the ensign class and lower. 503 00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,713 In order to achieve "bingo," 504 00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:02,259 a crew member must perform the series of tasks on this list. 505 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:06,805 Una: This is quite comprehensive. Where'd you get this? 506 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:08,765 Confiscated it from ensign zier's quarters 507 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,267 during routine inspection. 508 00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,854 Don't give me that look. I was just doing my job. 509 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:15,230 Sure you were. 510 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:19,026 Well, if this is what passes for fun, I'm happy to be fun's funeral. 511 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:21,069 Where... where fun goes to die. 512 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:22,571 - Not fun's funeral. - Whatever. 513 00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:24,406 I'll never understand it. 514 00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:27,409 I guess we could. 515 00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:29,578 - What? - Understand it. 516 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,621 I mean, if we wanted to, you know, 517 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:35,792 get a better understanding of the crew. 518 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,051 - Okay, flavor's gone. - U na: Roger that. 519 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:45,927 Energize. 520 00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:57,397 And? Flavor check. 521 00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:02,110 Spearmint again. Wow. 522 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,695 Yes. 523 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,949 One, two, three. 524 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,368 - Bndge! - Engmeenng! 525 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:10,911 Computer: Destination engineering. 526 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:13,121 Okay, fine. 527 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:15,123 Damn it. Okay. 528 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:16,792 Best two out of three. Go. 529 00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:25,467 Lowest setting. 530 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:28,970 Ready? 531 00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:33,016 Aim. 532 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:36,561 Wait. 533 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:41,108 That really stings. 534 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:45,821 We having fun yet? 535 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,200 Ortegas: So, did you tell dever how you really feel? 536 00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:51,326 Chapel: No. 537 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,245 I was worried he'd try to get serious again. 538 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,413 Ortegas: What did he do? 539 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:57,207 Chapel: He tried to read me some of his poetry. 540 00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:59,251 Oh, sweet heaven. 541 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:02,462 - Was it any good? - Oddly, not terrible. 542 00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:05,090 Also not the point. 543 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:08,093 It just seemed time to set some boundaries. 544 00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:09,177 Smart. 545 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,388 Is that Spock's girlfriend? 546 00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:13,181 Hard to tell, but does she look pissed? 547 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,545 Oh, I should tell you something. 548 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,184 She's heading over here. Tell me what? 549 00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:19,062 Oh, um, I might have given Spock some relationship advice. 550 00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:20,355 Are you serious? 551 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,566 Never get in the middle of a vulcan relationship. 552 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,693 They will hit you with a iirpa. 553 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,528 Trust me. 554 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:28,864 Have you ever fought with a iirpa? 555 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,198 I have actual scars. 556 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,037 Nurse chapel, may we talk? 557 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:39,708 Alone. 558 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,712 Good luck, you two. 559 00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:46,089 Uh... hi. 560 00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:48,925 I'm in need of your help. 561 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:52,846 Oh, I'm sorry. 562 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:57,559 I just seriously did not think you would take my advice this far. 563 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,060 It was not intentional. 564 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:01,313 It must be so weird, 565 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,399 being inside your fiancée's body. 566 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,069 I had not taken the time to consider it. 567 00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:09,613 Really? 568 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:13,575 It is different. 569 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:16,077 - Uh-huh. - But, as it is my fault, 570 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:18,788 I am afraid that I am now endangering t'pring's career, 571 00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:20,415 as she works to save mine. 572 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:22,918 There must be a medical solution. 573 00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:24,961 Okay. Yeah. 574 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,964 I mean, sure, but a medical solution is gonna take time. 575 00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:29,633 Meanwhile, 576 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,762 you clearly have a relationship opportunity. 577 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,056 Are you suggesting that I should attempt to do herjob? 578 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:37,432 She's doing yours. 579 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:39,518 Why don't you help her out? 580 00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:43,355 Use some of that good old vulcan logic she prizes so much. 581 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,650 This is coming dangerously close to hijinks. 582 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:49,027 Hey. Who doesn't love hijinks? 583 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:56,826 I'm not feeling it. 584 00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:59,496 I mean, I felt it when you shot me with a phaser. 585 00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:02,791 But no, not feeling it, either. 586 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:05,603 Maybe it's because I didn't have a childhood like everyone else 587 00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:07,629 that I don't idealize childish behavior. 588 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:11,841 So, are we done with this pointless exercise? 589 00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:17,055 - We're finishing the list. - Look, I know it was my idea, 590 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:18,950 but, I mean, how much more insight into the crew 591 00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:20,058 do we actually need? 592 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:21,851 Enterprise bingo. What's the point? 593 00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:23,436 A way to blow off steam? 594 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,939 To do something risky just for the thrill of it. 595 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:27,607 To break the rules. 596 00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:29,734 Only we make the rules. 597 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:31,069 Bingo. 598 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:32,862 Exactly. 599 00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:35,699 Which means we have to find another way to break them. 600 00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,118 T'pring: Query. 601 00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:39,761 Is the r'ongovian protectorate aware of 602 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:41,871 the klingon history of cultural domination? 603 00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:43,123 Vasso: Response. 604 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:45,750 Merely pointing out the risks of an alliance with the klingons 605 00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:48,420 does not make an adequate argument for the federation. 606 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,589 Understandably, I'm trying to prepare you 607 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,775 for the logical fallout should these negotiations fail. 608 00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:54,593 Which, in essence, is a threat. 609 00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:56,761 Is it just me or do the r'ongovians suddenly 610 00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:58,430 seem awfully vulcan-ish? 611 00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:01,266 Shh. We're supposed to be observers only. 612 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:03,035 What is the logic of an alliance with a culture 613 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:04,537 whose central purpose is the subjugation 614 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:05,854 of other cultures to its own? 615 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,897 What is the logic of an alliance with a federation 616 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:11,192 whose interdependence merely dilutes the cultures that comprise it? 617 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:16,823 Spock can handle it. 618 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:22,662 As a vulcan, I sympathize with your fears 619 00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:25,582 that you will lose your culture to homogenization 620 00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:27,500 in a multilateral alliance like ours. 621 00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:31,546 There are times I wish I could return to vulcan 622 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,465 to focus on my culture, 623 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,717 instead of traveling the galaxy focusing on starfleet. 624 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,510 Vasso: I am confused. 625 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:40,847 Are you saying that you do not value the federation? 626 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:42,992 Chris. Chris. What are you doing? 627 00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:45,143 Pike: My apologies, captain, if I may interject? 628 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,479 Brax: You may not. You are here as a courtesy. 629 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:49,482 I am not speaking up on behalf of the federation. 630 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,900 Rather, I am speaking up on behalf of lieutenant Spock. 631 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:52,984 That is... 632 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:54,569 What? 633 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:55,945 We will allow it. 634 00:35:56,738 --> 00:35:57,864 Pike: Thank you. 635 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:02,452 If I may, Spock. 636 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:05,914 It is a noble sacrifice you've made, 637 00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:08,710 to spend so much time away from your own culture. 638 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:11,169 - It is? - Pike: Yes, it is. 639 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:13,922 Your commitment to the federation 640 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:16,257 and to understanding both the values and plights 641 00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:17,676 of cultures wildly different, 642 00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:19,219 sometimes at great personal cost, 643 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,931 your constant striving for intellectual excellence 644 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:26,768 and your commitment to the spirit of duty is inspirational. 645 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,063 To answer the question, "why the federation?" 646 00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:32,774 One need only look across the table, captain vasso. 647 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:35,610 You, Mr. Spock, 648 00:36:36,653 --> 00:36:39,030 are simply everything that is great about starfleet. 649 00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,829 Thank you, captain. 650 00:36:47,789 --> 00:36:49,874 I am so sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. 651 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:52,335 I hope I haven't insulted you with my presence. 652 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,525 I should never have put you in this position. 653 00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,008 Let's get you out of here. 654 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:01,594 Wait. 655 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,472 Your actions have impressed us, captain, 656 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,474 defending your crewman like that. 657 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,269 We will conclude this session 658 00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:12,564 but will offer you the opportunity of summation before we leave. 659 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:02,113 Chapel: You sure you want me there? 660 00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:03,406 Spock: If I talk to him alone, 661 00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:05,575 he is likely to realize that something is amiss. 662 00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:08,453 If I bring a human ally to surrender negotiations, 663 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,038 it might give me a chance. 664 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,418 Man: I believe it is your move. Spock: Barjan. 665 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:18,254 This is my colleague, nurse Christine chapel. 666 00:38:18,338 --> 00:38:21,132 I was clear that I would only speak to you alone, t'pring. 667 00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:22,967 Given that you are v'tosh ka'tur, 668 00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:25,553 I did not think that you would object to a human joining us. 669 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:28,473 Since when does ankeshtan k'til employ humans 670 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:29,849 in service of logic? 671 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:34,395 - Well... - I'm here to, uh, show you 672 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:36,856 that she's not all about logic. 673 00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:39,859 You know, to make you feel more comfortable. 674 00:38:39,943 --> 00:38:42,153 I always found you curious among vulcans, t'pring, 675 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:43,947 for your tolerance of these creatures. 676 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:46,825 My sympathy for those without logic is why I am here. 677 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:50,054 Given your position, I would think that you would be more open-minded. 678 00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:51,996 It is one thing to see strength in emotion. 679 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,582 It's another thing entirely to marry a half-human. 680 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,253 It is well known you are betrothed to the son of sarek. 681 00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:00,380 What of it? 682 00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:02,423 You defend vulcan ideals with one hand, 683 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:04,259 - insult them with the other. - Hey. 684 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:06,261 You know what? 685 00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:08,638 I work with Spock. 686 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:10,890 He's twice the vulcan you are. 687 00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:14,185 A human's assessment is hardly the basis for insult. 688 00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:16,604 As fascinating as your opinions about humans are, 689 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,693 logic dictates that I ask if there are any circumstances 690 00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:24,195 under which you would accept our offer of rehabilitation? 691 00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:26,322 At this point, no. 692 00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:27,907 See, that's a tell. 693 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,869 You're here, ergo, you want something. 694 00:39:30,952 --> 00:39:33,204 Indeed. So what is it? 695 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:36,207 Humans evolved from apes, did they not? 696 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:38,668 You've kept many of their charming qualities, it would seem. 697 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:41,462 I would caution you to stop insulting my companion. 698 00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:44,340 Would you lose the opportunity to bring me in over mere words? 699 00:39:44,424 --> 00:39:46,718 - Indeed, I would. - That doesn't seem very logical. 700 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,803 Says a vulcan who has rejected logic. 701 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,391 To tell you the truth, I came here today 702 00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:56,644 with every intention of considering rehabilitation. 703 00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:01,900 But the company you keep changed my mind. 704 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:04,193 You listen here, you... 705 00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:09,641 Perhaps we should keep the details 706 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,659 of how exactly we captured barjan between us. 707 00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:14,787 My response was a tad 708 00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:17,165 too human. 709 00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:19,959 I'd sayjust the right amount. 710 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:30,929 In all my time studying vulcan medicine, 711 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:34,349 I never got to deal with a katric transfer. 712 00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:36,476 They are exceedingly rare. 713 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:38,186 Glucose levels steady. 714 00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:41,481 Cortical patterns holding. 715 00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:44,525 And what is this noxious paste you are applying to our skulls? 716 00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,569 Ground nivallan sea urchin. 717 00:40:46,653 --> 00:40:49,072 It's nutrient-rich, water-resistant 718 00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:52,659 and a pretty good match for vulcan skin, 719 00:40:52,742 --> 00:40:54,369 electromagnetically-speaking. 720 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:57,288 He's been dying to use this stuff ever since he picked it up. 721 00:40:57,372 --> 00:41:00,249 Trust me, this will become federation-standard. 722 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:01,876 Eventually. 723 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:10,343 And now that you've covered our heads in sea urchin paste? 724 00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:12,053 Cortical stimulation will mimic 725 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,389 the original brain patterns of your host body, 726 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:17,558 making it uncomfortable for any visitors in there. 727 00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:20,687 We zap you, you switch back. 728 00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:22,522 Theoretically. 729 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:24,565 T'pring: Theoretically? 730 00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:27,318 Katras bridge the gap between medicine and 731 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:28,653 something else. 732 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:29,904 Magic? 733 00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:31,906 The mind. 734 00:41:32,699 --> 00:41:34,283 So it's not cut-and-dry. 735 00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:37,245 Emotion plays a part. 736 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,791 I think that's what happened here. 737 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,306 They're gonna nerve pinch us for this, aren't they? 738 00:41:57,390 --> 00:42:00,435 Yes, probably. 739 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,577 Nurse chapel. 740 00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:20,455 You know you can call me Christine. 741 00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:22,331 Christine. 742 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,752 I want to thank you again for your help. 743 00:42:25,835 --> 00:42:27,336 Hey, no big deal. 744 00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:30,339 Perhaps not. 745 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:34,093 But for me the deal was very big. 746 00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:36,137 Very big, indeed. 747 00:42:38,014 --> 00:42:39,891 Just try to be honest 748 00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:42,310 with what you can and can't offer from now on. 749 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:43,603 You needn't worry. 750 00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:45,396 Vulcans cannot lie. 751 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,649 At least, not in the way that humans can. 752 00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:53,988 I mean honest with yourself. 753 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:11,422 I admit I had been afraid 754 00:43:11,506 --> 00:43:13,508 that I was not vulcan enough for you. 755 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:15,885 That 756 00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:18,596 you saw me as human, 757 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,350 more concerned about my duty to starfleet 758 00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:24,811 than to my culture 759 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,146 or my betrothed. 760 00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:31,359 My feelings about vulcan are not easy. 761 00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:36,739 On our world, I was forced to prove my vulcan-ness. 762 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:41,035 Any deviation was seen as proof I did not belong. 763 00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,624 In starfleet, I am accepted for who I am. 764 00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:51,295 Half-vulcan, half-human. 765 00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,049 I am, 766 00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:58,386 quite simply, Spock. 767 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:03,057 I know how much you value duty. 768 00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:09,772 And I feared that you saw our relationship as just that, 769 00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:12,275 a duty, 770 00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:15,319 rather than something more. 771 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:20,074 We must both want to be here. 772 00:44:23,578 --> 00:44:24,787 I do. 773 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:30,084 As do I. 774 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:47,268 Do you know what you're gonna say to them, sir? 775 00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:49,145 I certainly hope so. 776 00:44:50,271 --> 00:44:52,356 Come on, Bob. Where's the drama in that? 777 00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:00,031 Well, captain. 778 00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:02,450 Tell us. 779 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:06,287 Why should we ally with your federation? 780 00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:09,290 - Easy. You shouldn't. - Chris. 781 00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:12,126 Why would you turn our enemies into your enemies? 782 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,688 We're just a few years clear of the klingon war. 783 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,756 The romulans are out there biding their time. 784 00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:18,799 Who knows what species we'll piss off next? 785 00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:20,569 And it's not like we're coming to you 786 00:45:20,593 --> 00:45:21,987 with any great respect for your culture. 787 00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:23,554 We barely know anything about it. 788 00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:25,723 Now, it's pretty clear we're only interested in you 789 00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:27,141 for your territory. 790 00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:29,310 And what would you get in return? 791 00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:32,230 The hypothetical benefit of new trade markets? 792 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:33,940 Scientific advancement? 793 00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:35,942 Our promise of support in the event of a crisis 794 00:45:36,025 --> 00:45:37,377 which will probably only come about 795 00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:39,320 because you've thrown your lot in with us? 796 00:45:41,197 --> 00:45:42,949 The federation has lots to offer, sure, 797 00:45:43,032 --> 00:45:44,533 but it always exacts a price. 798 00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:48,746 You have good reason to suspect that price is too high for you to pay. 799 00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:00,675 Thank you. 800 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,521 - Chris, what the hell was that? - Playing a hunch. 801 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,608 You're risking an alliance that could be the key 802 00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:19,568 to the federation's future security on a hunch? 803 00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:22,321 - It's a good hunch. - Chris. 804 00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:25,616 The r'ongovians were rude to the tellarites, 805 00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:28,703 reasonable with us 806 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:31,247 and deeply logical when talking to a vulcan. 807 00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:34,083 So, you're saying they copy 808 00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:36,085 anyone they come into contact with? 809 00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:37,878 Yeah, that's what I thought at first. 810 00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:40,131 And then it occurred to me, 811 00:46:40,214 --> 00:46:42,550 what if this was a diplomatic technique? 812 00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:45,362 They responded positively when I took Spock's side, 813 00:46:45,386 --> 00:46:47,763 even though it was in direct violation of what they'd asked. 814 00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:50,683 Maybe they're just looking for somebody 815 00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:52,518 to take their point of view. 816 00:46:53,394 --> 00:46:54,395 Radical empathy. 817 00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:57,231 Maybe what they value the most in others 818 00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:01,736 is the capacity to see things their way. 819 00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:12,663 Uhura: They're flying our flag. 820 00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:16,709 Looks like we have a new ally. 821 00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:20,004 Hell of a job, Chris. 822 00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:36,729 One thing's for sure, 823 00:47:37,063 --> 00:47:39,315 no one's signed the scorch like this before. 824 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:43,611 And we're 100% sure the force field will hold? 825 00:47:48,449 --> 00:47:50,701 Ninety-nine percent, at least. 826 00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:55,039 Well, we did it. 827 00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:56,999 Broke the rules. 828 00:47:57,666 --> 00:47:59,877 I mean, there has to be a rule against this, right? 829 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:01,379 Has to be. 830 00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:11,138 Is that the scorch? 831 00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:16,811 The oldest unreplaced piece 832 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,687 of the enterprise's hull. 833 00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:22,274 It's supposed to be good luck to sign it. 834 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:48,884 Una. 835 00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,353 It's... 836 00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:19,457 Yeah. It is. 837 00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:32,386 You know, I enjoyed being Mr. Spock for a day. 838 00:49:33,888 --> 00:49:35,639 In the spirit of total honesty, 839 00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:38,392 I should probably tell you that I punched barjan. 840 00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:43,439 Having met him, that is logical. 841 00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:54,283 I've been looking for love 842 00:49:54,366 --> 00:49:57,620 in all the wrong places 843 00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:01,916 looking for love 844 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:05,336 on all the wrong faces 845 00:50:07,463 --> 00:50:09,798 and I got to... 846 00:50:09,882 --> 00:50:11,425 Ortegas: How'd things end with dever? 847 00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:14,011 I told him how boring he was. 848 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:19,308 Maybe try that next time you're in a relationship. 849 00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:20,809 Try what? 850 00:50:20,893 --> 00:50:22,186 Being honest. 851 00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:24,438 Nah, that means the relationship might get serious. 852 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,612 It would have to be the right guy. 853 00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:38,160 - What? - Nothing. No. 854 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:40,287 Mmm-mmm. 855 00:50:42,414 --> 00:50:44,583 They blow away 856 00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:49,088 never to say 857 00:50:49,588 --> 00:50:50,756 never 858 00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:56,011 never to tell them again 859 00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:02,017 I've been looking for love 860 00:51:03,435 --> 00:51:06,772 in all the wrong places 861 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:11,735 I've been looking for love 862 00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:15,489 on all the wrong faces 863 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:20,327 and I know, I know 864 00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:23,414 that I keep on searching 865 00:51:24,873 --> 00:51:28,210 'cause this ain't love 866 00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:31,255 that I found with you 867 00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:37,886 sometimes I feel like I 868 00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:40,055 got all the riches, baby