1 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:22,390 Previously on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds... 2 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:23,957 Let it go, Beto. You can hang with me. 3 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:25,993 That seems like a plan to me. 4 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:27,828 - What's happened to me? - Whoever did this 5 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:29,530 seems to have made you human. 6 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,699 Listen to me. We can't change him back. 7 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:33,301 - But we already know who can. - Kerkhovians. 8 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:35,269 The Judge Advocate General is looking into the case. 9 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,904 Vice Admiral Pasalk. 10 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,806 Relationships can be difficult. 11 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:43,244 I feel things differently, bigger. 12 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,379 I am glad to see you 13 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,416 and Lieutenant Noonien-Singh spending more time together. 14 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:50,418 She is an excellent dance instructor. 15 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:52,420 That, too. 16 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:04,331 First officer's log, stardate 3111.1. 17 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:07,735 Enterprise is heading to the Purmantee system. 18 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:10,338 Our destination? Purmantee III. 19 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:13,241 A well-known vacation spot, where the crew will be given 20 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:15,909 three days of much-needed shore leave. 21 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,612 I, however, plan to work. 22 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,880 You're staying on the ship, why? 23 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,715 To do my job. 24 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,185 You of all people know how I like 25 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:25,886 to get work done when it's quiet. 26 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:28,122 And yet, last month you said you needed a vacation. 27 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:30,022 I never said that. 28 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:33,361 Port Galley. Greerian cocktails. 29 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:34,695 You had three. 30 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:36,063 No, I didn't. 31 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:37,265 I had five. 32 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:38,532 What changed? 33 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,801 You avoiding something on Purmantee III? 34 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,069 Or someone? 35 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,604 I didn't-- That wasn't-- 36 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:44,972 I'm not-- 37 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,974 No one is someone there. 38 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:48,209 Is this seat taken? 39 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:50,743 - Of course, you can-- - Can't. 40 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,613 You can't sit. 41 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:56,784 Lieutenant Commander Chin-Riley and I are... debriefing. 42 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:57,951 Debriefing. 43 00:01:58,051 --> 00:01:59,287 - Well... - Yes. 44 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:02,156 Because we need to eat. But also to debrief. 45 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:04,792 It's an eating and debriefing kind of thing. 46 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:08,128 It is not sufficiently private for a standard debriefing. 47 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:10,698 - You're right. - Are you questioning your commander? 48 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:15,068 I will sit elsewhere. 49 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:21,275 What is going on with you two? 50 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:24,678 I don't know. It's-- 51 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:26,714 We're casual, but we're dating, and I-- 52 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:29,350 and we promised we wouldn't make things weird. 53 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,385 But I just made it so weird. 54 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,487 Yes, you did. Why? 55 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,224 Why aren't you taking shore leave? 56 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:47,967 Oh! Gah! 57 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:50,204 Did I cheat on you in a dream or something? 58 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,939 Oh, come on. I was mad at you for two minutes 59 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,973 one time, get over it. 60 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:56,210 Dr. M'Benga seems to think that I'm medically stable. 61 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,412 Despite my superior punching ability. 62 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,548 Yeah, well, if you're that strong, I'd say 63 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:02,250 we should hit the Northern Territory on Purmantee III. 64 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,151 - No camping. - I can camp. 65 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:09,022 You can stay in the lovely, peaceful hotel nearby. 66 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:12,893 Uh-huh. Vice Admiral Pasalk is going to be on-planet. 67 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,229 Your old boss. I don't like that guy. 68 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:17,398 You don't like that guy. Why do we care he's nearby? 69 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:20,801 Chris, come on, he's difficult. And we don't always agree. 70 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:24,872 But he's good at his job. And I am, too. 71 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,774 You want to go back to work. 72 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,609 They're not gonna let me captain a ship yet, 73 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,479 but I can return to court. 74 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:32,546 I just need to convince Pasalk. 75 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,847 And how you gonna do that? 76 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:37,618 Dinner, here. 77 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:41,354 - This is where I could use your help. - Okay. 78 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:44,091 UHURA Captain Pike, we've just received a critical message, 79 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,726 from the Vulcans. 80 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,431 The Vulcan High Command has reached out to us 81 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:51,765 about a situation on the planet of Tezaar. 82 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:56,069 A planet with... complications for us. 83 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:58,772 The Tezaarians are not yet members of the Federation. 84 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,309 They, in fact, do not yet have warp technology. 85 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:04,412 Which puts us on the other side of the Prime Directive. 86 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,079 Starfleet cannot help them directly, 87 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:07,880 as the Tezaarians are not yet aware of our existence. 88 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:10,117 That is not, however, true of the Vulcans. 89 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:13,086 The Vulcans have relations with them? 90 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:15,789 Isn't that also against the Prime Directive? 91 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:18,190 It is. And it is not. 92 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,593 You're usually a little bit 93 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,929 more descriptive in your descriptions, Spock. 94 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,997 One hundred percent true. 95 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,633 Up top! 96 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:31,605 You do know what this is, yes? 97 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,310 The Vulcans made contact with the Tezaarians 98 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:38,446 before the founding of the Federation. 99 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:41,449 Prime loophole. 100 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:43,651 But the Vulcans were the engineers 101 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,586 of pre-warp prohibitions. 102 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,621 - Why would they do that? - Several hundred years ago 103 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,022 the Vulcans rescued Tezaar 104 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,291 from annihilation due to planetary collapse. 105 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:52,560 They provided them with technology 106 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:54,226 to sustain themselves, 107 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,563 including a nuclear-based method of powering their entire world. 108 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:58,499 The energy system needs to be fixed. 109 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,200 Or it will overload, 110 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,969 a planetwide nuclear meltdown. 111 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:04,004 Why don't the Vulcans just fix it? 112 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,339 They are too far away. 113 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:06,840 By the time any of them reach the planet, 114 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:07,875 it would be too late. 115 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,042 I'm guessing we're the only ones 116 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,344 close enough to save them. 117 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,979 You would be correct. 118 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,247 But to do so without violating the Prime Directive-- 119 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:16,082 We have to appear Vulcan. 120 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,486 It is slightly more complicated than that, Captain. 121 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:20,420 Although pre-warp, their scanning technology 122 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:21,922 is very advanced. 123 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:25,125 Any superficial disguise would be instantly detected. 124 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,327 So you're saying... 125 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:31,064 We have to become Vulcan. 126 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,932 Indeed. 127 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:35,202 I was able to jury-rig the Kerkhovian serum 128 00:05:35,302 --> 00:05:38,005 that turned human Spock back into a Vulcan. 129 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:41,542 Should be able to do the same for us, only in reverse. 130 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,309 The sensory change 131 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:45,413 is brief, the feeling is instantaneous. 132 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,014 I will guide you through the sensation 133 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,816 until you are acclimated, which should not take long. 134 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,884 Physical adjustments follow soon after. 135 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,886 I would suggest a deep breath. 136 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:56,089 By the time you reach three, it should be over. 137 00:05:57,491 --> 00:06:00,394 One, two... 138 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:03,697 ...three. 139 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,878 My emotions feel... 140 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:19,346 Overwhelming! 141 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:21,481 Oh, I cannot handle... 142 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:23,884 This is too much. 143 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,321 You don't feel anything? 144 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:32,259 Nope. And to be honest, I'm a little jealous. 145 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,360 That looked like fun. 146 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:44,304 This feeling is unusual. 147 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,940 My perception has increased. 148 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:50,578 Everything I once found dull now seems to be... 149 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,747 Fascinating. 150 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:56,584 Oh, poop. 151 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:59,419 I wonder if the serum did not work on you 152 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,354 because you're Lanthanite. 153 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:05,025 Honestly, I had the same problem with LSD 154 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,427 in the 1960s 155 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,697 and the 1990s 156 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,197 and last July. 157 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:12,966 - Hmm. -Since Pelia 158 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,268 cannot become Vulcan, I can cover her part of the mission. 159 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:19,405 And I suppose I can direct you from the bridge. 160 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:23,343 Five Vulcans should be more than enough down there. 161 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,779 Four and one half. 162 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:27,581 Spock is only half-Vulcan. 163 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,282 Whereas the four of us... 164 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:31,184 Are fully Vulcan. 165 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:34,154 Is that not logical, Spock? 166 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,896 Indeed. It is. 167 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,207 ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 168 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:59,078 ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 169 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,749 ♪ One, two, three, ah ♪ 170 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,654 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 171 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:16,697 ♪ One, two, three, ah. ♪ 172 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,134 Wow. 173 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:25,172 Your ears are so pointy. 174 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:29,843 Number One, four-and-one-half Vulcans to beam down. 175 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,612 Energize. 176 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,948 Status report. Mitchell? 177 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,116 - They've entered the structure. - That was fast. 178 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:39,986 LA'AN All areas inside the structure are secured. 179 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:42,790 This will likely take a few hours. 180 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,957 There's a very complex... 181 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,860 Radiation normal. 182 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,828 What? Already? 183 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:51,798 Enterprise, the energy system is now repaired. 184 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:54,702 All atomic levels are nominal. 185 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:58,038 The energy source is functioning perfectly. 186 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,973 You sound upset. 187 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,641 Well, yeah. 188 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,744 They're making me look bad. 189 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,378 We have completed the mission. 190 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:06,979 You may return us to Enterprise. 191 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,983 Hmm. Thought this would be a bit more exciting, 192 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,651 but whatever. 193 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,987 Hello, shore leave. 194 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,527 They haven't even broken into a sweat. 195 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,463 Welcome back. 196 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,933 I believe we will still be able to reach Purmantee III 197 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,901 within expected travel parameters. 198 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,170 I am almost disappointed not to be able to take 199 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:33,607 further advantage of my temporary Vulcan abilities. 200 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,809 Agreed. My communication style 201 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,278 has never been so efficient. 202 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,280 How was the mission for you, Mr. Spock? 203 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,983 Ironic, as I was constantly reminded 204 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,086 that I was, logically, the least Vulcan member present. 205 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:51,024 Don't worry. That's about to change. 206 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,827 Any second now. 207 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,271 Hmm. 208 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:08,742 Nurse Chapel, what was that subvocalization? 209 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:10,878 What do you see? 210 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,412 For reasons unknown, 211 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:15,182 the Kerkhovian serum does not appear to be working. 212 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:21,655 It appears that we will remain Vulcans indefinitely. 213 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,698 Space. 214 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:34,067 The final frontier. 215 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:39,506 These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. 216 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,409 Its five-year mission: 217 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,646 to explore strange new worlds... 218 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,151 ...to seek out new life 219 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:54,654 and new civilizations, 220 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:58,925 to boldly go where no one has gone before. 221 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,938 First officer's log, supplemental. 222 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,839 While our mission to Tezaar was a success, 223 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:23,743 the Kerkhovian cure has proved more... complicated. 224 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,545 Because they derived the serum 225 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,680 from Spock's perceived experiences, 226 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:30,217 it has left our crew in a kind of logical state 227 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:33,453 that normally takes Vulcans years to develop socially. 228 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,755 So, we don't honestly know how to reverse this. 229 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,926 I will need some time to reexamine the Kerkhovian serum. 230 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,693 Nurse Chapel now has unique abilities 231 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,028 she did not have before, 232 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,630 which will help her greatly with her work. 233 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,632 The science behind the serum is complex. 234 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:49,369 As a human, it is likely I made an error. 235 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:52,339 As a Vulcan, I have a higher probability of success. 236 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,442 It is one thing to be both Vulcan and human, 237 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,610 but your new state will bring new struggles to you all. 238 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,479 Perhaps it is better if we remain confined to quarters. 239 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,281 I do not believe that is a logical assessment. 240 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,951 We have already been determined as mission-capable. 241 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,585 Surely, dealing with our own personal lives 242 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,354 during shore leave is well within our abilities? 243 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,823 Even prior to this change, 244 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,458 I was the person best assessed 245 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,793 to deal with our transformation back. 246 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,896 Is that not logical? 247 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,136 It is technically logical. 248 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:32,512 Dr. M'Benga, what is your assessment of the situation? 249 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,016 Maybe it's better they stay on the ship 250 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,584 - for the time being. - Yes. 251 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:40,287 Just in case. 252 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,189 For your safety. 253 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,833 Wow. 254 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,635 - You look so... - Vulcan? 255 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,171 Because I am Vulcan now. 256 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,440 Yeah, I can see that. 257 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,142 Thank you for organizing my trip. 258 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,943 I'm sorry I wasn't able to schedule it earlier. 259 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,378 I recognized that you were incapable 260 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,047 of organizing it for yourself. 261 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,449 That is why I made sure your travel was taken care of. 262 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,686 - Uh, t-thank you, again. - But then I realized, 263 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,222 perhaps you did not make any arrangements 264 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,856 because you do not wish for us 265 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,358 - to get to know each other better. - Oh, no, I do, 266 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,791 it's just, you know, after the documentary, 267 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,261 I got so busy with editing and... 268 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,795 When last we saw each other, 269 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,198 you inquired if I would be interested in a date. 270 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,699 I answered in the affirmative, and yet, 271 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,701 - you did not make any preparations. - Right, 272 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,637 I'm sorry, I just... I just thought we could wing it. 273 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:34,074 It is not ideal to "wing" a first date. 274 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,742 Their entire purpose is to determine 275 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,244 the likely success of a relationship. 276 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,212 Oh, I think we-- I think we have great potential. 277 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,480 Then we should discuss the genuine problem 278 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,649 at the center of our potential relationship. 279 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,185 Problem? We-we have a problem? 280 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,686 Can we fix it? 281 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,355 You are willing to make the necessary adjustments? 282 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,691 Yeah, of course, if it'll make you happier. 283 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,461 Excellent. Follow me. 284 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,064 Now? Yeah. 285 00:14:57,164 --> 00:15:00,033 Wait. Nyota. Just-- Nyota. 286 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,472 Lieutenant Kirk. 287 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,873 Very good to see you again, sir. 288 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,376 "Sir"? Scotty, come on. 289 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,344 How about just "Jim"? 290 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,281 Okay, uh, Jim? 291 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,083 I think we're on a first-name basis 292 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,818 after you saved my ass the last time we saw each other. 293 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,754 So, what brings you to Enterprise? 294 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:25,092 Oh, Farragut's nearby, being repaired. 295 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,559 We're still short a nacelle. 296 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,861 - Sorry about that. - Anyway, I figured I'd pop up 297 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,131 and try to get my brother into some trouble. 298 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,565 Uh, Sam has, I'm afraid, already left. 299 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,868 He went down to the planet to do some solo hiking. 300 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,404 Oh. That's all right. 301 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,806 I have other friends on this ship. How about you? 302 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,774 You want to join me for a drink? 303 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,144 Me? Uh... 304 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,745 Uh, yeah, sure. Uh... 305 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,481 Sounds cool, yeah. 306 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,650 Oh, and, um, let's invite La'An, too. 307 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,919 If she hasn't already... 308 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:57,290 She's still technically here, for the most part. 309 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,958 Uh... 310 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:05,132 What are you doing, exactly? I already cleaned up. 311 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:08,468 Yes, and now I'm doing so thoroughly. 312 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,673 Now I perceive a concern about me. 313 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:16,408 I'm used to worrying about Admiral Pasalk being too Vulcan, 314 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,811 not you. 315 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,313 And yet, you are far better prepared 316 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,114 to deal with Pasalk than you were before. 317 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,116 As a Vulcan, I am uniquely able 318 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:27,987 to perceive any potential issue with him. 319 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,990 Hence the double cleaning. 320 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,795 I am just adding an attention to Vulcan detail. 321 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:39,966 As a Vulcan, I am more capable of ensuring that the food, 322 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,668 the room we will eat in, 323 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,371 - even the feeling of the quarters... - Oh! 324 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,373 ...is more comfortable to Vulcans. 325 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,474 When I was a human, 326 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,544 I understood only a fraction of Vulcan perception. 327 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,413 The room is far too cluttered, 328 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,348 the kitchen is insufficiently clean 329 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:59,951 and the smell in here is far too... strong. 330 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,422 W-What, what smell? 331 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,491 Human smell. 332 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:08,027 Very unpleasant to Vulcans, believe me. 333 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,429 Better to remove them 334 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,532 than to try to get Pasalk to tolerate the odor. 335 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,402 Does it really smell all that bad? 336 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,469 You cannot perceive it. 337 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,673 Just... be grateful. 338 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,516 Nurse Chapel, may I speak to... 339 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,452 Stop. Eye protection. 340 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,666 Hmm. 341 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,435 That is related to the Kerkhovian serum 342 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,702 - you have been working on? - That is over there. 343 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,739 This is one of five additional experiments 344 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,107 I've been running at the same time. 345 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,507 Six total? 346 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,810 I thought it was only five. 347 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,279 Seven. 348 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,914 The one on gravitational metrics is merely a side project. 349 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,119 Seems it might be taxing for you 350 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,921 to be doing so much work at the same time. 351 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,690 Not in the least. 352 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,092 The Vulcan mind has fewer constraints 353 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,362 and does not require rest. 354 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:16,963 With the extra processing, 355 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,798 there is far more that I can get done. 356 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,767 Admittedly, there is some genuine excitement 357 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,835 when you become lost in your work. 358 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,037 It is as if I finally understand 359 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,640 what your life has been like, Mr. Spock. 360 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,277 So much... 361 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:33,045 science. 362 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,114 It is a new world for me. 363 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,283 Indeed. 364 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,050 All the same, 365 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:41,220 I wonder if it might be better for you to slow down a little. 366 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,856 Doctor, I anticipate only a few more hours 367 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,626 before the Kerkhovian solution will be complete. 368 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,093 I must use my Vulcan abilities 369 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,663 to maximum advantage while I have them. 370 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,867 Go away. Now. 371 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,141 So, do you feel all that different? 372 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,311 I am considerably different. 373 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,513 Vulcan logic has completely changed the way 374 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,515 that I perceive everything. 375 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,317 Well, how did you see it before? 376 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,185 It is curious. 377 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,753 I find it utterly fascinating 378 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,423 that there is so much uncontested space out there. 379 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,158 Space that is wasted. 380 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:22,495 Space that is merely there for the taking. 381 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:26,298 I mean, there is a lot of space. 382 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,201 Hence the name. 383 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,169 But should we actually take it? 384 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,605 - We must. - Oh. Okay. 385 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,775 If we do not, who else will? 386 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,679 Someone we might have to destroy if it came to it. 387 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,348 Destroy, you say? 388 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,015 Along those lines, 389 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,852 I have been examining the weapons systems on the ship, 390 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,687 a crucial part of my job. 391 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:51,358 Now that I am Vulcan, I am filled with questions. 392 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,959 What sort of questions? 393 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,927 The ones that would be answered by you showing me 394 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,797 the ship's power supply system on your PADD. 395 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,567 Oh, it-it's sort of full of highly secure data, 396 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,069 not to be shared with anyone... 397 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,873 Except, you are technically my boss. 398 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,175 Uh... Here you go. 399 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:14,046 Hey, Scotty, let's grab some drinks. 400 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,048 La'An, you want one? 401 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,387 Okay. 402 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,455 Um... 403 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,725 You know, I got to say, La'An's behavior 404 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,428 isn't really like any form of Vulcan I've seen before. 405 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,663 - It's not? - No, she seems aggressive, 406 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,064 manipulative, 407 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,401 like she wants to find a way to take control. 408 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,069 I don't really know enough about Vulcans to tell the difference. 409 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,739 I just figured La'An is scary and that hasn't changed. 410 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,808 Should we be concerned about her questions? 411 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,576 La'An may be intimidating, 412 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,913 but she'd never break any rules, you know? 413 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,416 She just stole your PADD. 414 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,682 Uh... 415 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,620 I should have seen that coming. 416 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,355 Then, can you help me find her? 417 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,690 Please? I-I can't let people know I've lost that. 418 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,427 Thanks. 419 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,930 PIKE Captain Pike to Number One. 420 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:08,167 Please bring the senior staff to the ready room, immediately. 421 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:15,074 Captain. 422 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,209 Where are the chairs? 423 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,445 Chairs are inefficient. 424 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:19,712 This meeting will be brief. 425 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,046 And loud. 426 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,383 May I ask what it is concerning? 427 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,985 I have repaired the Kerkhovian serum. 428 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,287 Ah. Good news. 429 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,423 - Kind of a relief. - Indeed. 430 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,591 However, Uhura, Chapel, 431 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,993 La'An and I have spoken about the matter 432 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,260 and we have come to a decision. 433 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,129 What decision? 434 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,131 Turning back into humans would be illogical. 435 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,433 We have chosen to remain Vulcans. 436 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,934 Permanently. 437 00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,350 You're completely changing how we do 438 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:58,985 everything on the ship? 439 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,453 I am the captain. 440 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:01,688 That is my prerogative. 441 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,189 But instead of day and night, 442 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,923 you want us to change out 443 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,292 14 different times 444 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:09,929 with officers altering rotation every... 445 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,797 42 minutes. 446 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,200 Except for five specific intervals. 447 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,969 Did you even read the instructions I sent? 448 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,638 As your first officer, 449 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,339 it's my job to advise you to not 450 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,409 completely change the way we do things here. 451 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:23,676 Noted. 452 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:25,512 Yet I have made a logical choice. 453 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,180 - You have not. - Should I even bother trying to argue with you? 454 00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:29,248 You would lose. 455 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,650 You are dismissed, Number One. 456 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,122 So we're safe to speak here? 457 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:38,457 Pelia's quarters have been technologically modified 458 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,325 to avoid detection. 459 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,293 Scans have no idea what's inside here. 460 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,964 I like to live off-the-grid. 461 00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:48,468 It's better no one know what I do in my own time, 462 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:50,470 or with whom or what. 463 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,572 Pike is still captain. 464 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,541 He won't like us conspiring against him. 465 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,042 We are not conspiring. 466 00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,210 We are... lightly plotting. 467 00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,178 We need options. 468 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:02,048 Captain Pike may be a Vulcan, but that should not 469 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,583 prohibit him from performing his duties. 470 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,885 Spock's right. There's nothing 471 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:07,820 physically or mentally wrong with Pike or, 472 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,623 or any of them, and we can't force a serum on them. 473 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,925 But they didn't sign up to be permanent Vulcans. 474 00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,526 Only temporary ones. 475 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:16,228 This is a fluke, right? 476 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,397 More like a "oopsie." 477 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,532 Unfortunately, their logic is sound. 478 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:22,268 Any Vulcan would believe that being Vulcan 479 00:23:22,368 --> 00:23:24,236 is the most logical thing one can do. 480 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,072 So you agree with them? 481 00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,641 On the contrary, they have never expressed interest 482 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,510 in being Vulcan prior to this event, 483 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,043 therefore this current conclusion 484 00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,545 goes against their own sense of self. 485 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,482 We assume. If only we could 486 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,950 speak to them without a Vulcan filter. 487 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,918 What if we did? 488 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,321 And they still wanted to stay Vulcan? 489 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,323 Then we honor that. 490 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:48,160 And accept the fact that they're now permanently 491 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:50,162 Vulcan jerks. 492 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:52,131 No offense. 493 00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:53,566 It is true. 494 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:55,201 Vulcans can be jerks. 495 00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:57,003 I believe what we're 496 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:59,938 discussing is connecting to their katras. 497 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:03,009 They are still human at the core. 498 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,512 Yes, but it is a risky matter. 499 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,412 If one does it incorrectly, 500 00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,816 it could result in a catastrophic-- 501 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,416 I believe your word was 502 00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:12,951 "oopsie." 503 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,021 Then I suggest we consider other methods 504 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,421 of persuasion first. 505 00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:18,491 Mm-hmm. 506 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,298 Lieutenant. 507 00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:30,436 Is there a security issue 508 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,572 - in the Jefferies tube? - Yes. 509 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,741 But soon the ship will be stronger, 510 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,343 more powerful, unstoppable. 511 00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:43,349 You are not... 512 00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:45,651 a typical Vulcan. 513 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,854 On a mission I am not permitted to discuss, 514 00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:50,723 I learned of a certain element of Vulcan history 515 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:53,726 I am also not permitted to discuss. 516 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:56,028 Intriguing. 517 00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:58,830 On a mission I am not permitted to discuss, 518 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:02,434 I too learned of a certain element of Vulcan history 519 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:05,504 that I also am not permitted 520 00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:07,005 to discuss. 521 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,041 Perhaps if we speak of it simultaneously. 522 00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:10,842 Romulans. 523 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:13,311 Is time travel 524 00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:15,313 involved in your experience? 525 00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:18,885 I am not permitted to discuss. 526 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,387 Then perhaps this is the last we should speak of it. 527 00:25:21,487 --> 00:25:22,722 Agreed. 528 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,695 Hi, favorite people, Mitchell brought back 529 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:30,062 sandwiches from Purmantee 530 00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:31,831 with the fries inside the sandwich? 531 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:33,700 I told her to save you some, but she won't, so... 532 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,401 We have a full day. 533 00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:37,335 After our meditation, 534 00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:38,905 we should clean your quarters. 535 00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:40,673 Indeed, I will adjust. 536 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:42,942 We will still have time for poetry, followed by vegan soup. 537 00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:46,545 Does "vegan" mean something different in Vulcan? 538 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:48,615 It does not. 539 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:51,417 Okay, 'cause I once watched Beto house four cheeseburgers 540 00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:54,253 in under two minutes, and it was glorious. 541 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,288 Nyota has shown me that humans 542 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,356 don't require animal protein. 543 00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:00,692 But bacon, come on. 544 00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:03,228 I will fight you about that. 545 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:05,564 I recognize your desire 546 00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:07,399 for a sibling quarrel, 547 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,836 but I will not be engaging at this time. 548 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:13,105 I can schedule it for later. 549 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,642 While I am here, I am focused on my time with Nyota. 550 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:23,616 What the hell was that? 551 00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:25,685 Wait a second, you're, you're, you're, 552 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:27,053 you're breaking up with me? 553 00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:28,554 -Yes. -What? 554 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:31,457 - I can come back. - No need. 555 00:26:31,557 --> 00:26:32,959 Dr. Korby and I are done here. 556 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:34,927 Christine, can-can, can we talk about this, please? 557 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:36,061 Why? 558 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:37,997 Our relationship is illogical. 559 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:41,000 The time I spend with you is wasted on romance. 560 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,302 Both of us should be focused on more important endeavors. 561 00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:45,004 R-Romance is important. 562 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:47,139 For humans, perhaps. 563 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:49,075 - Goodbye, Roger. -Wait... 564 00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:51,177 Wait, wait! 565 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,145 I am hoping to discuss your choice 566 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,580 - to remain Vulcan-- - I am also breaking up with you. 567 00:26:55,581 --> 00:26:57,149 - You have already done that. - Indeed. 568 00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:59,852 And you and La'An are a far more logical match. 569 00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:01,387 I... 570 00:27:01,487 --> 00:27:03,121 What does that mean? 571 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:06,158 Occasionally, two broken pieces fit together in the right way. 572 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:08,593 Like the ancient Earth practice of Kintsugi. 573 00:27:08,594 --> 00:27:11,296 Regardless, what I am terminating is our friendship. 574 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:14,734 I will be doing so with all of my personal relationships. 575 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:17,369 Last week alone, 576 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:20,372 I spent 20 hours socializing. 577 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,910 That is almost as wasteful as my 42 hours of sleep. 578 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,611 Both unacceptable. 579 00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:27,079 So... 580 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:28,848 we are not friends anymore? 581 00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:30,717 Goodbye. 582 00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:36,988 The ship has no read on La'An's location. 583 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,891 She's managed to create a stealth code, 584 00:27:39,025 --> 00:27:40,626 which I didn't even know was possible. 585 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:42,494 She could be anywhere-- in the Jefferies tubes, 586 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:44,963 in the walls, the vents. 587 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:46,265 She's a Vulcan. 588 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,467 Not a poltergeist. 589 00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:50,369 Maybe she stole a shuttle. 590 00:27:50,469 --> 00:27:51,871 Not yet. 591 00:27:51,971 --> 00:27:53,572 Poltergeist! 592 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,407 I have been looking for you. 593 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,743 Really? 594 00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:59,245 Doesn't seem like you've been trying very hard. 595 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,647 Thank you, Lieutenant Scott, this was very useful. 596 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:05,483 I have discovered that this ship has a very serious problem. 597 00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:08,019 Not enough weapons. 598 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,856 And the weapons we possess are not deadly enough. 599 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:13,025 Do not worry. 600 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,626 I will fix that. 601 00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:18,197 And you both are going to help me. 602 00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:26,405 Hey! 603 00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:28,140 What have you done to my brother? 604 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,842 Beto is taking a post-meditation sonic shower. 605 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:33,245 "Shower"? 606 00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:34,680 He hates showers. 607 00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:37,283 Perhaps he is now willing to accept new suggestions 608 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:39,151 - about his life. - You did something to him. 609 00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:41,420 A minor adjustment to fix a flaw in our relationship. 610 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,089 Nyota, what did you do? 611 00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:44,656 I used a simple mind meld 612 00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:46,724 - to temper his impulses. - "Mind meld"? 613 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:49,228 You brainwashed him into a Vulcan lapdog? 614 00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:50,629 He is not a lapdog. 615 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,631 A lapdog is more compliant. 616 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,001 Beto is who he has always been, and he agreed to this. 617 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:56,235 Of course he did. 618 00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:57,904 Making the people he cares about happy 619 00:28:58,004 --> 00:28:59,705 is one of his best qualities. 620 00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:01,273 And you took advantage of that. 621 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:02,909 I am confused. 622 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:04,743 I thought you would be pleased. 623 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,979 It is clear you find your brother very annoying. 624 00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:08,447 We are both annoying! 625 00:29:08,547 --> 00:29:10,216 That's what makes us Ortegases. 626 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:11,617 We're a chaos family. 627 00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:13,052 It's what you like about us. 628 00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:14,453 At least it used to be. 629 00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:16,288 You know, you may think 630 00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:19,125 that this Vulcan Uhura is smarter or whatever, but... 631 00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:21,560 if she can't see what makes my brother great, 632 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:24,797 then... she's an idiot. 633 00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:38,410 Any luck? 634 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:41,280 Christine is now too busy to speak to me. 635 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:42,648 Or anyone. 636 00:29:42,748 --> 00:29:45,917 Then Captain Pike told me my half-human aroma 637 00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:48,154 was compromising his cooking 638 00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:49,989 and barred me from his quarters. 639 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:52,191 - And you heard about La'An. - Yeah, I think 640 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:54,660 that one might become a problem. 641 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:58,763 Hers is a peculiar and concerning evolution. 642 00:29:58,764 --> 00:30:02,268 What Joseph said about their katras, 643 00:30:02,368 --> 00:30:04,003 - is that true? - Yes. 644 00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:06,038 Altering the body does not change the katra. 645 00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:08,440 But I unfortunately do not know enough 646 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,342 to reach them effectively. 647 00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:14,013 I know a katra expert. 648 00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:16,282 A leading spiritualist on Vulcan. 649 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:19,617 And he lives pretty close to Purmantee III. 650 00:30:19,618 --> 00:30:21,720 That is exactly who we need. 651 00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:23,621 Why did you not bring this up earlier? 652 00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:25,224 Because... 653 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,959 he's my ex. 654 00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:34,165 These 42-minute shifts are killing me. 655 00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:47,212 I am pleased your ex 656 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:49,315 was willing to meet us on such short notice. 657 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:53,119 If I may pry... is the reason you did not want 658 00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:54,887 to reach out to him that things ended... 659 00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:56,855 - badly? - Definitely not. 660 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,757 So then what is the problem? 661 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,692 Chemistry. 662 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,761 Too much of it. 663 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,997 So I have to warn you. 664 00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:06,966 You're gonna see some things. 665 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:09,301 A side of me you haven't seen before. 666 00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:12,103 I need you to keep it 667 00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:14,140 just between us. 668 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,741 What kind of things? 669 00:31:15,841 --> 00:31:17,576 Una Chin-Riley? 670 00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:23,448 Just go with it. 671 00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:26,785 What a pleasure to receive your message. 672 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,055 It has been far too long. 673 00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:30,990 Far, far too long. 674 00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:33,425 Far, far, far too long. 675 00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:35,626 I am Lieutenant Spock. 676 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:36,963 Right, Spock. 677 00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:39,331 This is... Doug. 678 00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:41,132 He's a genius artist 679 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:44,170 and a mathematician and a wonderful gardener 680 00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:45,704 and it doesn't matter. 681 00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:47,272 Why am I even talking? 682 00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:51,609 Please forgive me, 683 00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:54,980 but Doug is an unusual name for a Vulcan. 684 00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:57,315 My parents were drawn to human names. 685 00:31:57,316 --> 00:32:00,052 Perhaps you've come across my sister, Susan. 686 00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:02,688 She's an aide to the First Minister of Vulcan. 687 00:32:02,788 --> 00:32:05,991 Or my cousin Pete, who is... 688 00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:08,694 a veterinarian. Please. 689 00:32:08,827 --> 00:32:11,030 I must consume 690 00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:13,132 everything that has happened to you 691 00:32:13,232 --> 00:32:14,833 in the last 15 years. 692 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,134 Everything. 693 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:18,804 I burn for it. 694 00:32:18,904 --> 00:32:20,239 I... 695 00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:22,174 I got married. 696 00:32:23,009 --> 00:32:24,243 To Spock. 697 00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:27,613 Spock is my husband. 698 00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:28,981 We got married and we're in love 699 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:31,083 and we got married and he has a lirpa. 700 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:33,986 A big lirpa. 701 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:41,993 It was a really lovely wedding. 702 00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:45,064 The entire Diavian choir sang. 703 00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:48,134 The entire 700-seat choir? 704 00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:49,635 Mm-hmm. 705 00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:54,040 I thought it would be too loud. I was incorrect. 706 00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:56,142 Doug, we were hoping you might be able 707 00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:57,509 to help us with a problem. 708 00:32:57,609 --> 00:33:00,912 I have always had a problem for you, Una. 709 00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:03,249 I lose sleep, dreaming of you. 710 00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:05,516 - Some of our crew have been transformed-- - We have two kids. 711 00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:08,287 - Two? - Two? 712 00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:10,522 Yes. Two. 713 00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:13,592 A boy and a girl. 714 00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:15,661 They have different names. 715 00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:17,429 Um... 716 00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:19,398 Kalsive and Doug. 717 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,300 I mean Sarah. 718 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:23,135 Doug is her nickname. 719 00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:24,636 Doug is also my name. 720 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,272 That is a coincidence. 721 00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:31,243 If I may be honest, I am happy for your bliss. 722 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:35,847 You and Spock and Kalsive and Sarah/Doug. 723 00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:38,150 But disappointed in my poor timing. 724 00:33:38,284 --> 00:33:42,220 I had hoped that we might have 725 00:33:42,221 --> 00:33:44,523 extended our visit. 726 00:33:45,824 --> 00:33:48,727 Maybe I could get away for an afternoon. 727 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:53,231 My apologies, dear. 728 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:55,467 I'll just go get some napkins. 729 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:58,304 - Let me help you. - You will stay seated. 730 00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:03,709 I shall assist... my wife. 731 00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:10,015 I am so sorry for wrapping you up in all this. 732 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:11,650 It's why I didn't want to call him. 733 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:14,153 I'm a completely different person around him. 734 00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:17,223 - Perhaps I might talk to him alone. - Okay. 735 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,492 I'll just watch from here. 736 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:24,996 You're right, I'm going. 737 00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:32,538 I must admit, 738 00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,740 I did not expect that someone 739 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,042 with a human upbringing could master 740 00:34:37,143 --> 00:34:40,346 the Vulcan culinary arts so completely. 741 00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:43,415 I had always considered myself an accomplished chef, 742 00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:45,517 yet it was not until I acquired my Vulcan palate 743 00:34:45,651 --> 00:34:49,054 that I fully understood the diabolical nature of salt. 744 00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:52,057 If it is not found naturally within the food, 745 00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:53,692 it serves no purpose. 746 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,827 Speaking of serving, sir, 747 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,263 I would like to discuss 748 00:34:57,363 --> 00:34:59,231 my return to the Starfleet Judicial Department. 749 00:34:59,365 --> 00:35:02,734 Marie, this is a time for dining, not business. 750 00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:05,571 She never was able to read a room. 751 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:11,977 How is your leek sorbet, Admiral? 752 00:35:12,077 --> 00:35:14,246 Satisfactory. 753 00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:17,416 But let us discuss the matter at hand. 754 00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:19,651 I understand that you have been on medical leave. 755 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:23,222 Do you feel that your recovery has been adequate? 756 00:35:23,322 --> 00:35:25,056 Yes. Absolutely. 757 00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:26,958 - Without a doubt. - She is overstating. 758 00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:28,126 Chris? 759 00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:30,296 Captain Batel's health is not 100%. 760 00:35:30,396 --> 00:35:32,664 She may never make a full recovery. 761 00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:36,167 But it is adequate enough to do my job. 762 00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:38,537 Perhaps. But have you considered your treatments? 763 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,506 You require a two-day recovery period. 764 00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:41,940 Those days may conflict with court cases. 765 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:43,575 Chris, what are you doing? 766 00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:45,377 I just want the admiral to have an accurate picture. 767 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:48,012 She requires a strict meditation schedule 768 00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:50,048 to manage her, uh, 769 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,617 excess energies. 770 00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:54,486 Additionally, her treatments are experimental. 771 00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:55,821 While it is understandable 772 00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:57,623 that Marie desires to return to work, 773 00:35:57,723 --> 00:35:59,525 you can see how it is not logical. 774 00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:00,926 Listen up, ears. 775 00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:03,295 You do not get to decide my fate. 776 00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:05,264 I can't believe I'm standing here, 777 00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:08,367 having to plead my case to you, against him? 778 00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:09,635 What's happening? 779 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,937 I am more than ready to return to work. 780 00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:13,405 But honestly, 781 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:16,907 since we're all such big fans of honesty in here, 782 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:18,477 I'm not sure I want to. 783 00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:20,446 Because I have spent most of my career sitting idly by, 784 00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:23,148 while you make terrible decisions. 785 00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:25,251 People are not algorithms, Admiral. 786 00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:27,719 You think your logic makes you impartial? 787 00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:29,020 It doesn't. 788 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,290 You always favor Vulcans above everyone else. 789 00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:32,324 Like tonight. 790 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:34,025 You used to call Captain Pike 791 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:35,927 the "human with inappropriate hair." 792 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,996 But now, because he's a Vulcan, 793 00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:39,998 suddenly he's your best friend. 794 00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:41,932 Illogical! 795 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,502 And you. 796 00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:45,837 Your sorbet sucks. 797 00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:47,406 Now get out. 798 00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:51,108 Both of you. 799 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:11,129 You two are not wed, are you? 800 00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:14,766 No. We are not. 801 00:37:14,866 --> 00:37:16,702 Why the ruse? 802 00:37:18,504 --> 00:37:20,372 We need your help. 803 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,773 Una wanted to ask you, but when she is with you, 804 00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:25,444 things become... difficult. 805 00:37:25,544 --> 00:37:26,978 Una and I have 806 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,681 an effect on one another. 807 00:37:29,781 --> 00:37:32,351 It is both wonderful and distracting. 808 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:33,685 On the other hand, 809 00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:35,954 your ability to fully participate 810 00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:37,788 in a lie the way you did? 811 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,525 It is extraordinary. 812 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:41,993 - Not insulting? - What I would give 813 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,095 to be half the human you are. 814 00:37:44,195 --> 00:37:46,997 All of my life I have studied humans. 815 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:50,569 Your music, your culture, your savoir faire. 816 00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:53,872 It is as the ancient humans once called it, 817 00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:56,775 "very cool." 818 00:37:58,176 --> 00:38:00,979 If you can help us with our understanding of katras, 819 00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:04,082 I will gladly discuss humanity with you. 820 00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:07,252 I am intrigued. 821 00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:09,388 Seriously, I am very intrigued. 822 00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:11,522 As a full Vulcan, I really cannot lie. 823 00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:20,164 I have worked with Vulcans, served under them. 824 00:38:20,165 --> 00:38:23,234 They're not super big on mutiny. 825 00:38:23,335 --> 00:38:26,071 Doesn't she seem a little extra manipulative? 826 00:38:26,171 --> 00:38:29,274 I'll figure something out. Just don't make her angry. 827 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:30,675 Mr. Kirk. 828 00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:32,844 Please reconfigure the weapons codes. 829 00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:36,948 Yeah. Sure thing. 830 00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:38,950 Right after you tell me 831 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,752 what it is that we are doing. 832 00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:42,754 Preparing us for the war. 833 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:45,424 Oh. And what war is that? 834 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:49,828 The one we are going to start. 835 00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:51,896 - Oh, dear. -First, 836 00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:53,932 we are going to reach out to the Klingons 837 00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:56,668 and convince them the Orions are plotting to invade. 838 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,637 Then we tell the Orions... 839 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:00,472 Tholians are behind the plot. 840 00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:02,907 But we tell the Tholians 841 00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:06,478 that the real puppet masters are the Gorn Hegemony. 842 00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:11,817 Yeah. I'm, uh, not gonna let you do that. 843 00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:18,889 Why is she so strong? 844 00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:20,826 I told you not to make her angry. 845 00:39:20,926 --> 00:39:23,093 She's always angry. 846 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:24,796 Ow! 847 00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:27,598 Lieutenant, Lieutenant, I have no intention of fighting you. 848 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:30,636 Then you are not as stupid as him. 849 00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:31,970 Well, yeah. 850 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:34,540 But I also understand that the La'An we know 851 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,441 would never do that. 852 00:39:36,442 --> 00:39:40,244 She's one of the most noble officers I've ever served with. 853 00:39:40,245 --> 00:39:44,349 Yeah, she's scary, but... she is not a bully. 854 00:39:44,483 --> 00:39:46,617 She inspires people. 855 00:39:46,618 --> 00:39:48,820 She inspires me. 856 00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:53,758 If you will not help me, I will kill you. 857 00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:56,928 Now. 858 00:39:57,028 --> 00:39:58,664 The warp core? 859 00:39:59,965 --> 00:40:01,298 It's that button right there. 860 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:03,535 - No, Scotty, no-- - Just... 861 00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:21,587 Did you rig a booby trap? 862 00:40:21,687 --> 00:40:24,556 Well, I don't want to make her angry. 863 00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,265 First officer's personal log, supplemental. 864 00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:37,235 Doug helped give Spock the answers we needed, 865 00:40:37,335 --> 00:40:39,771 allowing him to connect to our friends' katras. 866 00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:41,707 Spock was able to show them their true selves, 867 00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:43,107 returning them human again. 868 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:46,678 All of them, except for one... 869 00:40:46,812 --> 00:40:48,179 We were... 870 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,348 Awful. 871 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:52,518 Are all Vulcans monsters? 872 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,655 - No offense. - None taken. 873 00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:59,423 Vulcans feel even more deeply than humans. 874 00:40:59,424 --> 00:41:02,426 Logic is all that protects us. 875 00:41:02,427 --> 00:41:04,730 It is not an easy way to live. 876 00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:07,032 I did not make good choices. 877 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,502 I have to go talk to Marie 878 00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:12,302 before she changes the locks on my quarters. 879 00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,339 I should go find Beto. 880 00:41:14,439 --> 00:41:16,374 I should find... 881 00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:18,809 ...everyone. 882 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,913 Perhaps you should get some sleep first. 883 00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:24,349 Sleep first. 884 00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:27,853 Three Vulcans down, one more to go. 885 00:41:29,354 --> 00:41:30,856 She won't be easy. 886 00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:50,975 Spock, what's going on? 887 00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:53,211 Everything looks... 888 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:54,680 strange. 889 00:41:54,780 --> 00:41:56,782 We are in the katra space of your own mind, 890 00:41:56,882 --> 00:41:58,515 where you can see your true self. 891 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,886 The other Vulcans were able to reconnect with their katras 892 00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:02,621 and acknowledged who they actually are. 893 00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:05,223 You, however, are resisting. 894 00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:07,893 The others gave up being Vulcans? 895 00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:10,328 That is so... 896 00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:15,466 - ...stupid. - Ah. 897 00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:17,402 Being Vulcan affected you differently. 898 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:21,072 You are aggressive. Paranoid. Suspicious. 899 00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,941 Arrogant. 900 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:25,509 I believe it is part of your core. 901 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:27,245 You are part human, but also part Augment. 902 00:42:27,345 --> 00:42:29,547 - A relative of Khan Noonien-Singh. - And you have 903 00:42:29,648 --> 00:42:31,348 a wretched human half. 904 00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:32,684 What is your point? 905 00:42:32,784 --> 00:42:34,452 I am aware this is a unique situation. 906 00:42:34,586 --> 00:42:36,622 And I am uniquely suited to help. 907 00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:39,825 I don't need your help. 908 00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:51,770 This is not really you. 909 00:42:59,978 --> 00:43:02,180 You are shielding your fear with aggression. 910 00:43:03,715 --> 00:43:05,651 My fear of what? 911 00:44:04,843 --> 00:44:06,845 Change me back. 912 00:44:17,055 --> 00:44:20,157 I am very, very sorry. 913 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:22,326 Yeah, you said that, but you still brainwashed me. 914 00:44:22,327 --> 00:44:25,697 Technically, you agreed to the brainwashing. 915 00:44:27,532 --> 00:44:31,036 Look, I am the communications officer, 916 00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:34,304 but sometimes I have trouble with the... 917 00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:38,209 you know, the thing with... 918 00:44:38,309 --> 00:44:39,745 - Communicating? - Yes. 919 00:44:39,845 --> 00:44:41,546 That. Uh... 920 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:44,315 I should have told you what was bugging me. 921 00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:47,318 But not so I could convince you to be different. 922 00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:49,320 I-- Anyway, 923 00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:51,356 thank you for coming. 924 00:44:51,456 --> 00:44:54,826 I'm sorry I made everything so... 925 00:44:56,494 --> 00:44:58,263 Mmm. 926 00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:06,772 The silver lining: 927 00:45:06,872 --> 00:45:08,839 you made Erica nicer to me than she's ever been 928 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,108 in my entire life. 929 00:45:10,241 --> 00:45:12,509 Even when I was a baby. 930 00:45:12,510 --> 00:45:15,313 So... so that's something. 931 00:45:16,081 --> 00:45:18,849 - Can we start over? - Sure. 932 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:22,686 You still have five more hours of shore leave, right? 933 00:45:22,687 --> 00:45:24,688 Want to make a night of it? 934 00:45:24,689 --> 00:45:26,657 What did you have in mind? 935 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:29,194 No idea. 936 00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:33,264 Well, I guess we can... 937 00:45:33,364 --> 00:45:34,732 wing it. 938 00:45:38,036 --> 00:45:39,237 Oh! 939 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:46,577 ENSIGN Bridge to Captain Batel. 940 00:45:46,677 --> 00:45:48,613 You have an incoming transmission. 941 00:45:53,051 --> 00:45:55,553 Captain, I will make this quick. 942 00:45:55,653 --> 00:45:56,855 That would be merciful. 943 00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:59,190 I was unsure until I saw you today 944 00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:00,758 what would be most appropriate, 945 00:46:00,859 --> 00:46:04,462 but your performance was convincing. 946 00:46:04,562 --> 00:46:07,764 Understood. I will tender my resignation in the morning. 947 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,900 Captain, I am retiring at the end of this year, 948 00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:12,871 and I would like you to be my replacement 949 00:46:12,971 --> 00:46:15,974 as the head of the Starfleet Judicial Department. 950 00:46:16,074 --> 00:46:17,909 Uh, what? 951 00:46:18,009 --> 00:46:20,178 This position requires blunt honesty 952 00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:22,513 and an unwavering drive. 953 00:46:22,647 --> 00:46:24,182 When confronted this evening, 954 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:26,951 you confidently exhibited a clear vision 955 00:46:26,952 --> 00:46:28,785 for the department. 956 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:31,322 I'm getting this because I told you off? 957 00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:35,426 The promotion is yours if you want it, Captain. 958 00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:38,063 I expect your decision by the end of the week. 959 00:46:43,001 --> 00:46:45,837 Am I slightly forgiven now? 960 00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:50,341 Hey, y-you're both early. 961 00:46:50,441 --> 00:46:52,177 He was on time, I was early. 962 00:46:52,277 --> 00:46:53,511 Come in. 963 00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:55,213 Uh, make yourselves at home. 964 00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:57,615 Can I give you a hand with something? 965 00:46:57,715 --> 00:46:59,450 No. 966 00:46:59,550 --> 00:47:00,718 Oh. 967 00:47:00,852 --> 00:47:02,320 Uh, soup. 968 00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:05,123 Um, I just-- 969 00:47:05,223 --> 00:47:07,758 I wanted to apologize 970 00:47:07,859 --> 00:47:09,727 - to both of you. - Don't worry about it. 971 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,529 It's like it didn't even happen. 972 00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:13,164 I also do not intend to hold your actions 973 00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:14,232 as a Vulcan against you. 974 00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:17,568 Well, you'd both be justified. 975 00:47:18,469 --> 00:47:21,239 Let's just say that I, uh, 976 00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:24,375 I think I understand you a little more now, Spock. 977 00:47:25,243 --> 00:47:28,379 And my time as a Vulcan 978 00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:33,183 made me realize the perfect peace offering 979 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,220 is Plomeek soup. 980 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,988 Okay. 981 00:47:40,225 --> 00:47:41,658 Mmm. 982 00:47:41,659 --> 00:47:44,229 It's hot. 983 00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:48,066 It is definitely hot. 984 00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:50,401 This experience took me back to childhood. 985 00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:52,938 I have been left out by Vulcans many times. 986 00:47:53,038 --> 00:47:56,074 - They can be quite blunt. -Mm. 987 00:47:56,174 --> 00:47:57,875 Even I have been. 988 00:47:59,044 --> 00:48:02,047 I think I finally learned to really appreciate 989 00:48:02,147 --> 00:48:04,282 your Vulcan bluntness. 990 00:48:04,415 --> 00:48:05,716 I am glad to hear you say that, 991 00:48:05,816 --> 00:48:08,586 because your soup is unsatisfactory. 992 00:48:15,793 --> 00:48:18,429 Oh... 993 00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:20,131 I'm so sorry. 994 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:21,299 It's okay. 995 00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:23,900 I'm sorry I beat up James Kirk 996 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:25,236 and tried to take over the ship 997 00:48:25,336 --> 00:48:27,438 and start a war. 998 00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:29,474 Yeah, don't do that again. 999 00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:32,077 Unless Kirk definitely deserves it. 1000 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:35,613 As punishment, you have to tell me 1001 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:37,782 why things are so weird with you and Spock. 1002 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:41,119 I found his socks in my quarters. 1003 00:48:41,219 --> 00:48:44,155 - Dirty socks? - No, worse. Clean. 1004 00:48:44,289 --> 00:48:45,756 In a drawer. 1005 00:48:45,856 --> 00:48:48,393 Is that where we are now? Who we are? 1006 00:48:48,493 --> 00:48:50,461 Drawer people? 1007 00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:54,865 Relationships are-- they can really sneak up on you. 1008 00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:58,836 What would you say if I told you 1009 00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:00,604 that when I was a fresh lieutenant, 1010 00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:02,507 I once stole a shuttle 1011 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,710 to rendezvous with someone in the Skaideion system, 1012 00:49:05,810 --> 00:49:08,379 where we skinny-dipped in hot springs 1013 00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:11,049 and drank wine in the moonlight? 1014 00:49:11,149 --> 00:49:14,885 I'd say that's a surprise. 1015 00:49:15,987 --> 00:49:17,421 But then I'd say good for you. 1016 00:49:17,422 --> 00:49:20,258 Is that who you were avoiding on Purmantee III? 1017 00:49:20,358 --> 00:49:23,594 We broke up, got back together. 1018 00:49:23,694 --> 00:49:26,264 Broke up again, got back together again. 1019 00:49:27,165 --> 00:49:28,266 I saw him tonight. 1020 00:49:28,366 --> 00:49:29,567 And? 1021 00:49:44,049 --> 00:49:45,550 Don't wait up. 1022 00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:54,192 You sure you don't want to go to sickbay? 1023 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:57,127 Yeah. I prefer the Scotch. 1024 00:49:57,128 --> 00:49:59,297 Well, I could get used to it. 1025 00:49:59,397 --> 00:50:00,565 Hey, maybe next time, 1026 00:50:00,698 --> 00:50:02,299 let me in on your plan ahead of time. 1027 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:05,603 I wanted to, but you know, the-the element of surprise. 1028 00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:09,074 You didn't have a plan, 1029 00:50:09,174 --> 00:50:11,309 - did you? - I did not, no. 1030 00:50:12,243 --> 00:50:15,780 You know, Mr. Scott, we make a pretty good team. 1031 00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:31,329 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1032 00:50:31,429 --> 00:50:34,665 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 1033 00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:28,453 There are presents and cake at the same time? 1034 00:51:28,553 --> 00:51:30,555 Yes. Also candles. 1035 00:51:30,688 --> 00:51:32,457 And they do it every year. 1036 00:51:33,358 --> 00:51:34,725 Fascinating. 1037 00:51:34,825 --> 00:51:37,228 Pull on this finger? 1038 00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:39,464 That is correct. 1039 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:42,867 And then, flatulence. 1040 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,203 It is illogical. 1041 00:51:45,303 --> 00:51:49,073 But put the "it" and the "is" together. 1042 00:51:49,207 --> 00:51:50,741 It-is illogical. 1043 00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:52,243 Close. 1044 00:51:53,010 --> 00:51:54,745 200 words per minute? 1045 00:51:54,879 --> 00:51:56,247 That is merely an average. 1046 00:51:56,347 --> 00:51:58,449 Intelligent humans read closer to 300 words. 1047 00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:00,918 But that is so slow. 1048 00:52:01,919 --> 00:52:03,654 Are humans damaged? 1049 00:52:04,455 --> 00:52:05,756 Give me five. 1050 00:52:10,328 --> 00:52:11,796 Now, down low. 1051 00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:16,201 Why would you do that? 1052 00:52:16,301 --> 00:52:18,403 Because you are too slow. 1053 00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:22,840 They require eight hours of sleep 1054 00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:25,276 - every 24 hours? - Every day. 1055 00:52:25,376 --> 00:52:26,911 Remarkable. 1056 00:52:27,011 --> 00:52:29,380 How do they get anything done? 1057 00:52:33,518 --> 00:52:34,652 It-is illogical. 1058 00:52:34,752 --> 00:52:35,986 Closer together, faster. 1059 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,023 - It-is illogical. - Not quite. 1060 00:52:39,123 --> 00:52:40,258 You do it. 1061 00:52:40,358 --> 00:52:42,627 Some humans eat a great deal of meat, 1062 00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,930 - and also cheese. - How much cheese? 1063 00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:48,899 A great deal of cheese. 1064 00:52:53,137 --> 00:52:55,473 And humans view these for the express purpose 1065 00:52:55,573 --> 00:52:58,008 of being scared? 1066 00:52:58,108 --> 00:53:00,610 Yes. They are horror movies. 1067 00:53:00,611 --> 00:53:04,614 - Are the movies horrible? - Yes. 1068 00:53:04,615 --> 00:53:06,317 No. 1069 00:53:06,417 --> 00:53:07,652 Sometimes. 1070 00:53:07,752 --> 00:53:09,354 High five. 1071 00:53:12,323 --> 00:53:14,058 Down low. 1072 00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:17,328 Victory. I am human. 1073 00:53:17,462 --> 00:53:20,297 Although that is untrue. I am Vulcan. 1074 00:53:20,298 --> 00:53:22,933 But I'm very excited right now. 1075 00:53:24,134 --> 00:53:25,302 "It's." 1076 00:53:25,303 --> 00:53:26,671 It-is. 1077 00:53:26,804 --> 00:53:28,072 It's. 1078 00:53:28,172 --> 00:53:29,574 It-is. 1079 00:53:29,674 --> 00:53:31,175 It's... 1080 00:53:31,309 --> 00:53:34,545 It-is... 1081 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:39,049 - It's. - Is that not what I am doing? 1082 00:53:39,149 --> 00:53:41,519 Isn't that what I am doing? 1083 00:53:44,121 --> 00:53:46,023 Isn't. 1084 00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:48,693 I have achieved it. 1085 00:53:48,793 --> 00:53:50,595 "I've."