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Blackbeard:
What we have here is
a medium-sized merchant craft.

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You'll note,
if you look carefully,

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a distinct
lack of cannons

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or any other
killing devices.

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So, we're gonna
go on up there,

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and, uh, we're gonna
cause some havoc.

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Izzy:
Crew of "Revenge,"
you are not to engage.

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You are simply
here to observe
how real pirates

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function in
the real world.

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Uh, we are also real pirates
in the real world, so.

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Quick question:
how violent do we
expect this to get?

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-Blackbeard: Go, go, go!
-(intense music playing)

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-(screams)
-(grunts)

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(screams)

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Isn't this terrifying?
Note the gusto, Lucius.

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-The what?!
-The gusto!

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-Why aren't you taking notes?
-Oh no!

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(yells)

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(jaunty tune playing)

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It's been an extraordinary
few days of training
with Blackbeard's crew.

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-'Scuse me, lads.
-Captain Stede: Oh, hello, Ivan.

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-Lucius: Hi, Ivan.
-Hello.

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Have you checked
his body yet or what?

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Oh, hadn't even
occurred to me.

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Lucius, write that down in
the "Useful Tips" section.

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Searching bodies, wow!

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Hey, also,
I call dibs on
any gold teeth.

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Oh, look at that.

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They waste nothing.

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Who knew there was
so much to learn
about pirating?

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I've made so much progress,

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but the number of bad
habits I've identified is,

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frankly, humbling.

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-It's another keeper.
-What are you doin'?

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I-I'm just looting
this library,

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but I'm replacing
all the books I've looted
with ones I've already read.

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Yeah, that's... that's not
how looting works, mate.

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-That's a keeper.
-(book clatters)

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Seriously, stop it.

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Hand over the goods, dear boy,

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or I'll be obliged
to unleash my vengeance...

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which will be
quite unfortunate
for both of us:

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the vengeancer
and the vengeancee.

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No.

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Oh, he's not cooperating.

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How do I be more
scary than that?

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You could try
a little more oomph.

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Next one goes through
your fuckin' eyeball!

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Now, where's the loot?!
Where's the fuckin' loot?

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Captain:
(speaking French)

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(inaudible)

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See? Oomph.

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Captain Stede:
And I like to think I've shown
him a thing or two as well.

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Now, the most important
rule with cutlery...

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always work your way
from the outside in

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after you've dealt
with these smaller pieces
in the middle here.

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-So, we've got
the caviar spoon...
-Yep.

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...escargot fork, lobster fork.

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-What's escargot?
-Uh, that's snail.

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Mm, the French
love the snails.

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-Yeah, kind of,
but more of a scoop.
-Snails.

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Back to the outside,
and in we go with

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-salad fork--
-I learn all of this
just to fucking eat?

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Yes, oh, but it's
not just eating.
We're dining.

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And remember,
dining is...

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-Pageantry.
-Pageantry.

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I'd love to show you
some saucier spoons,

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but there appears
to be a distinct
lack of those on

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this, supposedly,
first-class vessel.

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My apologies.
Hadn't imagined we'd
be hosting your kind.

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What kind?

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What's that supposed to mean?

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It means a rich donkey

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is still a donkey.

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A donkey?
A fucking donkey?!

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(shouts):
A fucking donkey?!

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Do you know
where I'm from?!

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You know fucking
nothing about me, mate!

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I've got more riches
than you can shake
a fucking stick at!

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Just ignore him, Ed!

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Don't debase yourself
for a man who

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hasn't a single
tureen on board.

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You're right.
No need to get riled.

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-Fang...
-Fang: Yeah?

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lash him to
something very heavy,
and toss him overboard.

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And Fang?

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Skin him first...

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and use the snail fork.

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(fork clatters)

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Oh...

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Now, where were we?

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Captain Stede:
The melon spoon is, is, uh,

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something I didn't
mention earlier,

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which, which,
obviously...

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is, uh...
is for melons.

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Blackbeard's Mother:
Feel it, boy.

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The Carmody Estate is
full of things like this.

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Beautiful things.

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Why can't we have
things like this?

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Well, it's not
up to us, is it?

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It's up to God.

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He decides
who gets what.

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We're just not
those kind of people.

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We never will be.

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(pensive music playing)

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Captain Stede:
Edward?

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-Yeah? Yeah.
-Everything all right?

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I couldn't help but
notice that that captain

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got under your skin.

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What? No.

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Okay.

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His words, though...

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They sounded polite,
but they stung.

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Yeah... that's called
"passive aggression."

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Pirates,
they attack with force.

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The upper crust, they strike

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with cutting remarks
disguised as politeness.

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That's fucking diabolical.

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-It is.
-Good day to you, fine sirs.

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What do you think?
A couple of the suits

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from the fancy ship
didn't have blood on them,

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and weren't burned up,
so I nabbed 'em,

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and I found this.

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It's a invitation
to some kind of fancy party
for hoity-toity people.

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Oh, well, we won't
be needing that.

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Frenchie:
No? I'll burn it then.

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No-- (stammering)
Hey, stop. Hang on.

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-I don't care, but... yeah.
-Want to look at it?

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-Very well. Let's have a look.
-Have a read.

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It's addressed to
"Sir Godfrey Thornrose."

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Even the name's annoying.

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Oh yeah.
he's been invited
to some...

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stuffy, swanky
formal affair tonight.

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-Ooh, lame.
-Yeah.

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-Don't wanna go to that.
-Frenchie: Yeah.

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Yeah, but, I mean,
fuck I care. Whatever.

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But we may as well,
maybe, just go.

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Give me a chance to practice
my massive aggression.

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-Passive aggression.
-Passive aggression. I know.

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Well, I think you'll hate it.
It's just a whole bunch of

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posh nobs hobnobbing
with other posh nobs,

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drinking champagne,
and exchanging glances,

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and talking
about nonsense.

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Fashion, all that kind of stuff.

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-Yeah.
-We're going.

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What're you doing tonight?

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-Nothing. No.
-Nothing? Let's do it.

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(indistinct chatter)

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-(shushing)
-(whispers): Shut the-- Shut up.

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Black Pete:
I'm, I'm trying
to be quiet.

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You good?

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I'm good.

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Oh, be a dear,
and make me one
of those, would ya?

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No, shut up.

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Get back to work now,
all of ya.

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We are working...

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We just took stock
of the rations.

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Of the rations, yeah,
and it turns out we are...

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-(knocks) good.
-Very good, actually.

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-Yeah, we all heard you.
-Yeah, we love an audience.

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Oh, I see.
You think you're cute?

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Actually, I think
I'm just so-so,

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-but I've decided to carry
myself like I'm cute.
-(laughs)

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-Black Pete: Worked on me.
-(chuckles) Ooh.

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(forced giggling)

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Ooh, ooh, Daddy.

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Daddy.

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Your lot days
of lyin' around doing
fuck-all, it's through.

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You're all gettin'
specific duties.

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No thanks, Iggy.
I only take orders
from my Captain.

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My name is Mr. Hands,
First Mate Hands,

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or God, as far as
you're concerned.

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And I've got just
the job for you...
bitch.

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-Follow me.
-Yep, absolutely.

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Come on.

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...little psycho.

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-Um.
-Hey!

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-This was fun.
-This was so fun.

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-Izzy (screams): Now!
-Yeah, okay.

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(light classical music playing)

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Here we are, gents.

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Polite culture, ho.

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Oh, bonjour.

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Uh, Sir Godfrey Thornrose.

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-And this is...
-Jeff... the accountant.

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You know you can
pick anythin', right?

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Yeah, and I like
the name Jeff,

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and accounting
sounds fancy as fuck.

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-All right.
-And these are...

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-Oh... these are--
-You have the honor...

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of addressing
the Crown Prince Azi of Egypt.

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Please.

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Thank you. (clears throat)
And I am his viceroy.

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-Oluwande: Please.
-Please, please.

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Oluwande:
What does a viceroy do?

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Whatever the fuck
he wants, babe.

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Oh, Gaston!

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Well, here it is.
High society in all
its grotesque glory.

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(high-pitched laughter)

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(classical music plays)

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(laughs)

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If you're feeling
overwhelmed,

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we can always
go back to the ship.

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No. Jeff never turns
his back on a challenge.

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Jeff would sooner die.

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And how does one
win this interaction?

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Win?

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Well, I've never really--

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I suppose you win
if all of these people
find you charming.

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Well, what's
the first step of that?

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Maybe a witty anecdote?

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Something funny
that might've happened
to you at some point?

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Oh, there was one time
I was gouging an eye out

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of this lad's skull,
and, uh--

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I'm gonna
stop you there.

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It's not really
the, uh, crowd
for skull talk.

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-Come on.
-Check out this heisting.

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Gabriel:
Pardonne-moi.

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But there is
a vicious rumor
going around

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that you are...
Sir Godfrey Thornrose?

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Ah, yes.
Yes, I am.

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Not "the"
Sir Godfrey Thornrose?

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-Guilty.
-The master phrenologist,

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Sir Godfrey Thornrose?

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-Are they deaf? Are you deaf?
-Indeed, I am.

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-We are huge fans of your work.
-Huge fans.

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-Oh.
-Would you be willing...
to... palpitate my wife?

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Oh, that was fast.

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Please...

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This head is yours.

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Gabriel:
Ah, everyone, everyone!

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Sir Godfrey Thornrose

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is going to palpitate
Antoinette in the parlor,

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-and everyone shall watch!
-(laughs)

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-(excited chatter)
-(applause)

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May I just say, Prince,

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you and your employee
are two of the cleanest,

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most well-spoken Africans

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-I have ever had
the pleasure to meet.
-Oh, wow.

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-What?
-What a lovely thing to say.

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If only I can get my Africans

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to present with your bearing.

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Stand up straight, Abshir!
Take a lesson from these two!

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Now, now don't be
too hard on the lad.

245
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,581
Not everyone can be
the Big Dog Prince Azi here.

246
00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:09,043
He's the descendant
of a fabulously
wealthy pharaoh.

247
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,586
Siegfried:
Ah, (speaking French)

248
00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:12,463
Y-Yes... that's
correct, correct.

249
00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,507
Unfortunately,
tragedy recently befell

250
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:17,176
-his massive fortune.
-(gasps)

251
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:18,594
Frenchie:
It's locked away
in a remote pyramid,

252
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,763
and I shouldn't be
saying this, should I?

253
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,556
-Um... no.
-I apologize, or should I?

254
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,766
-Yes.
-I don't know, I probably
shouldn't, should I?

255
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,142
-Should I? Eh?
-You-- Okay.

256
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,561
Ah, to hell with it.
Siegfried gets us.

257
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,106
So, we've a scheme
to retrieve the wealth.

258
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:33,192
-Siegfried: Mm-hm.
-But we need the right
business partner,

259
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:36,654
who, of course, stands
to become insanely wealthy.

260
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,864
Are you that kind of person?

261
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:42,576
(lively music playing)

262
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:47,289
Uh, so, uh, phrenology,
which is the study
of the human head.

263
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,750
Feeling here...

264
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:56,215
I can tell that
Antoinette is of...
Dutch descent?

265
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,217
-(all gasp)
-No, I'm Prussian.

266
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:01,053
Wow, I killed a Prussian once.

267
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,474
Excuse me?

268
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,601
In self-defense.

269
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:14,525
Sometimes...
a quick death's the best way
to end a bad conversation.

270
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,197
-(Antoinette laughs)
-(all laughing)

271
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:26,120
-This man is
absolutely hilarious!
-(laughter continues)

272
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:28,539
And fascinating.

273
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:34,128
Wait 'til you hear
about my life...
as an accountant.

274
00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,838
(laughing)

275
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,677
This is far too fast.
This is far too fast.
This is far too fast...

276
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:46,015
Oh god! Oh shit!
I just tweaked my lower back.

277
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:49,477
I expect this
to be done by sunset.

278
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,479
I hope you know how
bad this is for my hands.

279
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,813
Captain Bonnet'll
have your head

280
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:56,066
if my calligraphy's
negatively impacted in any way!

281
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:59,320
This is deranged!
I don't clean things!

282
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:01,489
Oh...

283
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,908
-He's gone, mate.
-Oh, Fang, thank god!

284
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,493
Okay, can you
haul me up, please?
Come on.

285
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,452
Yeah, nah.
I'm supposed to watch,

286
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:09,079
and make sure you do
all this and that.

287
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,248
Yeah, totally.

288
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:18,214
Has anyone ever told you
you have stunning cheekbones?

289
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:23,219
-(chuckles)
Once or twice, I guess.
-Yeah?

290
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,554
Have you ever been sketched?

291
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:25,721
(snickers)

292
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,350
So, there I was...

293
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,769
living... as a, sort of, Godking

294
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,979
among the cannibals of Nuperi.

295
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,524
And they insisted I indulge,

296
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,692
-if ya get my drift.
-(all gasp)

297
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:44,448
Jeff, are you saying
you've tasted human flesh?

298
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:47,326
-Not really, no.
-Antoinette: Oh.

299
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,662
I did my best to get it
down without tasting it.

300
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,164
(all laughing)

301
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,541
-You're an incorrigible tease.
-What?

302
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,210
I actually
did eat a man.

303
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,546
Actually, I too,
have traveled.

304
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:02,049
-In fact, I've got an amusing
anecdote about the time--
-Oh, Thornrose,

305
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,969
will you never cease with
your incessant nattering?

306
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,595
We are trying
to hear Jeff!

307
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,639
Forgive him.
Forgive my friend here, okay?

308
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:11,559
Once he's palmed
your cranium a few times,

309
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:12,268
it's impossible
to shut him up.

310
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,229
(all laughing)

311
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,232
Seriously.
Half the time, I'm like,

312
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:20,734
"Oh, Godfrey, will you
stop fingering my dents,

313
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,278
and let's get back
to some accounting."

314
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,530
(all laughing)

315
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,407
If you ever want
to change careers,

316
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,617
you can finger
my dents anytime.

317
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,828
(all laughing)

318
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:33,372
This is everything
I have on me.

319
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:36,000
My people thank you
for your investment.

320
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:36,792
With any luck
this little...

321
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,752
pyramid scheme
of ours will make

322
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,713
-us all very wealthy.
-(giggling)

323
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:43,173
But remember,
you must be discreet.

324
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,426
Okay?
Tell no one
of our pact.

325
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:46,343
All right?

326
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,470
Absolutely.

327
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:53,559
-Mum's the word, Prince.
-(gives a blessing)

328
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:59,148
-Go away. Keep your receipt.
-(giggling)

329
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,107
(whispers):
How are you
so good at this?

330
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:02,693
I know
a thing or two
about this lot.

331
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,070
(Abshir clears throat)

332
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,700
I can see what
you are doing.

333
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:10,784
Honestly...
it was all his idea.

334
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,162
We're not, we're not,
we're not even royalty,

335
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,455
so we could just leave.
We can swim--

336
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:15,664
Or...

337
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:19,335
perhaps,
I can arrange
an office...

338
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,713
so that Your Grace
can better...
conduct your affairs.

339
00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:26,967
Businessman.

340
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,764
I don't know what
you're talkin' about.
These people are great.

341
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,932
They seem that way
at first, don't they?

342
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,517
Aw, lighten up.
You're just sore 'cause
they like me more than you.

343
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,812
It's a fickle crowd.
Trust me.

344
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,023
Will you play us
something, Jeff?

345
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,442
I'm not very musical, love.

346
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:44,526
Plus, I only know shanties,
which are probably

347
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,695
a little beneath the fancy
britches crowd like you.

348
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,407
Oh, no!
We love a good shanty.

349
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,451
Oh! I'll see what we
can come up with.

350
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,161
Uh, I don't know.
Maybe, uh, this.

351
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:55,496
-(runs down keys)
-Oh, come on.

352
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,666
(cheery music playing)

353
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,876
-Oh, I like to dance!
-(cheers and laughter)

354
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,675
♪ ♪

355
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:08,967
(gibberish)

356
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:16,517
How's our barnacle
project comin'?

357
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:22,356
I'm gonna kill that twat.

358
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:25,943
Fang:
I've never had anyone take
interest in my form before.

359
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,529
Well, you've never met
anyone worth a damn, then.

360
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:32,658
Ahh, yer just bein' nice.

361
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,535
Hey, guys.
Uh, the boss is
lookin' for you.

362
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,704
What, Blackbeard's back?
Oh shit!

363
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:40,416
Oh, no, no, no.
It's that little...
angry fecker, Izzy.

364
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,835
Izzy the Spewer?
Let him look.

365
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:44,753
Izzy the Spewer?
What's that about?

366
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,588
Captain left him in charge once,

367
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,382
and we were in choppy seas,

368
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,551
and he spewed everywhere,

369
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,302
and he shit himself, too.

370
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,097
I mean, lots of shit.
(laughs)

371
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:55,931
That's not
a bad likeness.

372
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:58,600
You've really captured
somethin' there.

373
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,352
I'm just recording
what's there.

374
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,565
What the fuck?!

375
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,900
(quiet chatter)

376
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,118
Melon.

377
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,203
Snail.

378
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,622
Snail fork.

379
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:21,749
Oh goodie.

380
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:26,170
Jeff's seated
next to me.
(chuckles)

381
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,671
-Yes, goodie.
-Oh.

382
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:31,383
-(clinks)
-Ooh! (laughs)

383
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,136
(all laughing)

384
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,144
(cork pops, laughter continues)

385
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,150
(quiet chatter)

386
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,364
What's all this about?

387
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:56,825
I'm really not
at liberty to say.

388
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,912
Prince Azi
wouldn't like it.

389
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,331
We appreciate your offer,
but, uh--

390
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,291
Oh, please, I beg of you!
You must let me invest!

391
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:07,669
I'm sorry the Prince
doesn't know what
you're talking about.

392
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,964
Don't toy with this man.

393
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,342
He's clearly
quite sophisticated.

394
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,886
Please, I would love
to have you assist us.

395
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,305
Oh, thank you,
Prince.

396
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,973
Just, em...

397
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,268
give us everything
valuable on you,
and, eh, you are in.

398
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,603
Be quick, please.

399
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,146
Business is, you know...

400
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,439
-Your receipt, sir.
-Thank you.

401
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,607
-(knocks on door)
-Thank you.

402
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:31,276
There's a Steve
asking for you?

403
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,530
-It's Stede, actually.
-Yeah, tell him we'll
meet him outside.

404
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,824
-Hey, guys, what's
going on in here?
-Frenchie: Nothing.

405
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,116
Take... okay.

406
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:38,992
No, I know,
I know them.

407
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,496
I know them.
I'm, I'm the Captain.

408
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:43,705
Hi!

409
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,624
...and I simply
wouldn't be caught

410
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,167
dead in Paris
past Spring.

411
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,337
-Would you, Jeff?
Would you summer in Paris?
-Hm?

412
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,172
Uh...

413
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,842
Sure, why not?

414
00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:02,099
Why, Jeff, you have
such an interesting
manner of eating.

415
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,518
-(chuckles) Thank you, mate.
-Mm-hm.

416
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,229
(all chuckling)

417
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,861
Hang on.
That's, that's
passive aggression.

418
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,697
Whatever do
you mean, Jeff?

419
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:19,283
You're doing it again.

420
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,200
Stop that.
I know what you're doing.

421
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,870
-It's not clever!
-What's not clever?

422
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:27,416
I don't know if you have
a problem with something
that we are doing.

423
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:29,835
(all gasp)

424
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,838
You have any idea who I am?

425
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,551
I will kill every
last one of you.

426
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,560
How will you do that,
Jeff the Accountant?

427
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:49,563
-By boring us to death?
-(all laughing)

428
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:52,107
Or maybe he'll
remove our heads

429
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:55,569
with teaspoons, or--
Oh, escargot tongs!

430
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:56,862
(all laughing)

431
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:05,871
Stede was right!
You're all fuckin' fickle!
All of you!

432
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,247
(all laughing)

433
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,169
Captain Stede:
I was never very
good at these things.

434
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,588
Yeah,
from my experience...

435
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,299
these things are meant
to make you feel like
a bit of a jackass.

436
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,469
I was in service for a minute
so I know the lay of the land,

437
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,888
and trust me, servants,
they see everything.

438
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,681
This lot?

439
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:26,725
They're not so fancy.

440
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:28,393
Get the fuck outta my way.

441
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,231
-You all right, mate?
-I think I wanna go now.

442
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,192
-Captain Stede: What?
-What'd they do to you, man?

443
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,443
Did something
happen over dinner?

444
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:37,736
Uh, yeah, well,
uh, I don't know.

445
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,529
Um, I used escargot tongs

446
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,697
and a melon spoon
to eat a fucking prawn!

447
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:43,784
-Oh god. No!
-Oh, they are such
dicks about spoons.

448
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,286
-Why would you?
-I don't know, I panicked.

449
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,746
And then, they laughed at me.

450
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,876
-Nobody laughs at me.
-Captain Stede:
Edward, put that away!

451
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,838
I'm serious!
Stand down now!

452
00:20:58,548 --> 00:20:59,800
You're in over your head.

453
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:05,222
These are my people.
I'll deal with it.

454
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,766
You're gonna swab
the deck... twice.

455
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,769
Then patch the mainsail,
oil and rewick the cannons,

456
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:11,603
then stack the munitions,

457
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,021
and by the time
you've done all that,

458
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,692
I'll have several
more chores for you.

459
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:20,070
And what if I don't?
You're not my captain.

460
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,324
I could spill all your beans.

461
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:27,953
You've been a proper little
seductress, haven't you?

462
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:30,998
Black Pete, Fang.
Who else is there?

463
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:34,126
-Hey, Pete?
-Yeah, love?

464
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:37,921
-I drew Fang naked.
-(laughs) Nice.

465
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,299
He's drawn most of us.

466
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,261
See?
We don't own each other.

467
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:47,681
Dizzy Izzy.

468
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:49,391
Or is it...
Izzy the Spewer?

469
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:52,269
It'd be a shame
if the entire crew
learned about

470
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:53,228
that nickname,
wouldn't it?

471
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,108
Go now.

472
00:21:58,191 --> 00:21:59,693
Have you ever
been sketched?

473
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:01,403
Fuck off.

474
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:08,452
(laughs)
Oh! Yes.

475
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:12,748
That was hot.

476
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,959
(indistinct chatter)

477
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:19,463
Ah, look, it's
the Head Toucher.

478
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:24,051
And where is your friend,
Monsieur Prawn?

479
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,510
-(all laughing)
-Clever.

480
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:30,182
Hey, I've noticed that we
have yet to play a game.

481
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:34,311
So I'd like to propose one
called "Stark Revelations."

482
00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:37,898
Pff, it sounds
absolutely pedestrian.

483
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:41,026
I'm already so bored
I could die.

484
00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:42,778
Well, I thought
you might say that.

485
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:44,905
It might be a little
over this room's head.

486
00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:47,574
It is more
of a Parisian game,
after all.

487
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:49,076
I'll have you know that
we are as sophisticated

488
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,078
as any Parisian
you would ever know.

489
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:54,706
We will play your
dreadful little thingy.

490
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:55,582
-What are the rules?
-Mm.

491
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:58,335
Well, it's quite simple.
I ask a question,

492
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,921
and if you can't answer,
I get a point.

493
00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:03,632
If you can answer,
all of you get a point.

494
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:08,804
So, let me understand.
It is you versus all of us?

495
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,098
(all laughing)

496
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:14,893
Exactly...
Let us begin.

497
00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:19,272
-Now, ah, Sebastian--
-Ohh.

498
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:22,734
have you ever had
a child out of wedlock?

499
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,987
Named, say... Daphne?

500
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:31,243
-(all gasp)
-Eugenia, isn't that
the name of your child?

501
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:32,953
(all laughing)

502
00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:36,123
Score one for me!

503
00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,667
Now, ah yes, Siegfried.

504
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,919
I hear you're
struggling financially?

505
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:43,755
Piffle! Patently false.

506
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,549
Maybe because you've
been embezzling from

507
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:48,301
your business partner
for the past...

508
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,303
-eight months?
-(all gasp)

509
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:53,014
Gabriel:
I didn't know people
still embezzled.

510
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:57,310
-How grubby.
-I know, just inherit it
like a normal person.

511
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,729
-Gabriel? Antoinette?
-Both: Mmm.

512
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:02,732
You've both been married
for some time, haven't you?

513
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:06,111
-Yes, for many years.
-We're deliriously happy.

514
00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:08,321
Tell me, how did you two meet?

515
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:11,658
-We met at a, a ball.
-A picnic.

516
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:14,536
You see, I think you
might have met at birth.

517
00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:19,875
Seeing as how you're
actually siblings!

518
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,836
-(all gasp)
-That is inane!

519
00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:25,172
Go fuck yourself,
Thornrose.

520
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:28,175
Oh, please, we've all
suspected for years.

521
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:32,679
-And I told you he was a crook!
-So what if I am?

522
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:34,181
I don't need
your money anymore.

523
00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:38,852
I'm going to be richer
than all of you!

524
00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:43,523
-I own half a pyramid.
-I own half a pyramid.

525
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,650
I own half a pyramid, too!

526
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:46,693
Give me those!

527
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:50,197
-(grunts)
-That is for shagging
my Eugenia!

528
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,116
Told you.
We see everything.

529
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,578
You weren't wrong,
Frenchie, Olu.

530
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:59,080
-Thanks for the info, Abshir.
-It was my pleasure.

531
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:02,375
-(glass shatters)
-(retching)

532
00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:06,963
Why should our love
be forbidden?

533
00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:11,301
Because you're
my fucking brother, Gabriel!
It's disgusting!

534
00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:15,388
-Fuck is goin' on in here?
-Now they are truly worthless!

535
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:19,559
What the hell did
you do to 'em?

536
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,937
(all shouting)

537
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,105
Passive aggression.

538
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:28,443
(distant shouting)

539
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:34,407
When you cut loose,
you really cut loose.

540
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:36,576
Thanks.

541
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,578
Hey, what'd you do
with our earnings?

542
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:42,415
I reinvested them...
wisely.

543
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:45,794
So, what are we going
to do with all this money?

544
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,295
I don't know.
Sharpen the con a bit.

545
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:51,091
We'll say,
"I'm a Nigerian Prince

546
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:53,927
in terrible need
of assistance." Ha!

547
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,686
(light music playing)

548
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:04,688
We're just not
those kind of people.

549
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,900
We never will be.

550
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,446
I'm sorry tonight
was a bit of a bust.

551
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:16,241
No, no, mate,
you were right.

552
00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:17,367
-Wasn't ready.
-I don't know.

553
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:21,371
I think you're
very sophisticated.

554
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:24,124
-Thank you.
-Well, that's a lovely piece
of silk you have there.

555
00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:26,459
Oh, this tatty old thing?

556
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,837
Well, sometimes
the old things are
the best things.

557
00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:31,131
May I?

558
00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:38,513
There we go.

559
00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:45,478
Look at that.

560
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:48,982
You wear fine things well.

561
00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,901
(scoffs)

562
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:54,070
(soft chuckle)

563
00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:58,867
♪ ♪

564
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,785
-Okay.
-Yep.

565
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:01,536
-Night night.
-Night night.

566
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:09,586
♪ ♪

567
00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:30,690
What in God's name
is emblazoned on it?

568
00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:33,151
Admiral:
I believe it is a cat,
your Highness.

569
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:37,072
And why is there blood
all over the thing? Ecch.

570
00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:38,948
Admiral:
It is the blood
of your officers.

571
00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:40,742
They were brutalized
aboard the vessel,

572
00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:44,037
and slain, in the case
of brave Captain Badminton...

573
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,872
(crew yelling)

574
00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:46,915
my dear twin brother.

575
00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:51,795
He was your twin?
Didn't he have lots more hair?

576
00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:52,712
I don't know.
I suppose.

577
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:54,798
Not something I paid
much attention to.

578
00:27:54,881 --> 00:27:58,218
Yes, well, horrible business,
Admiral Badminton.

579
00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,553
Full force of the English Navy
is at your disposal.

580
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:04,891
(sniffs)

581
00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:06,184
Your Grace.

582
00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:16,736
On my honor,
I'll ride these "Cat Bandits"
straight into hell.

583
00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:20,573
(tense music playing)

584
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,587
♪ ♪