1 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,947 Look at that. 2 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:32,866 You wear fine things well. 3 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:39,849 Mornin' time! 4 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:44,437 Mornin' time! 5 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:46,856 That is irritating. 6 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,776 -I was out. -Me too. 7 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,945 The best night's sleep I've had in ages, if I'm honest. 8 00:01:52,028 --> 00:01:54,864 Aye. The sea is a medicine of the gods, eh? 9 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,533 Good morning, my friends! 10 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,201 -Hey, it's Zheng. -Good morning! 11 00:01:58,284 --> 00:01:59,953 Did we all have a restful sleep? 12 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,999 Oh, excellent. So did I. 13 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:08,044 The sea's restorative, isn't it? 14 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:11,673 Yes, Queen! I've always said so! 15 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,508 Oh, that guy knows. 16 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:15,260 Why are some people calling her "queen"? 17 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:19,973 Apparently, she conquered some place called China. 18 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:21,850 -China? -China. 19 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:26,145 Please, welcome your new crewmates aboard the "Red Flag." 20 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,567 Lovely to be here. 21 00:02:31,442 --> 00:02:33,027 Thank you. Yeah. 22 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:35,905 Shame about the wake-up. Is that every morning, the bell? 23 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:41,661 You'll find that we have a specific way of doing things on this ship. 24 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:48,710 Our way of life focuses on unity, cohesion, mutual support, and balance. 25 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:52,380 Historically, men have a harder time fitting in here. 26 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,966 But we decided to take a chance on you because-- 27 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:59,053 How should I put this? Your energy is-- 28 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:02,724 -Tender? -We're tender as hell. 29 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,478 -I was gonna say... -Weak. 30 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:08,354 Soft. 31 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,900 -No offense. -None taken. 32 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,694 There is one other man on board. 33 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,448 Rat Boy! Come! 34 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,450 The fit on these is lovely. 35 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:21,951 What's new, Queen? 36 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:27,123 -Oh, God. -Oh, my God. 37 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:30,209 Oh, my God! You guys! 38 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,470 Oh, my God. 39 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,932 Men are so fucking emotional. 40 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:50,146 I thought you died! 41 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:51,856 I know. I think a lot of people did. 42 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,441 And now you have a beard? 43 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:54,817 Do ya hate it? 44 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,235 I love it. 45 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:00,490 I love all of it. 46 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:04,577 Rat Boy. What's that about? 47 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:08,790 I'm trying to think about this, 48 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:10,959 I think it's like, 49 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:14,587 it's like a lunar calendar thing or some-- 50 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:17,090 What exactly happened to you, Lucius? 51 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:19,550 I was-- 52 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:28,101 I fell, off the ship. 53 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:30,061 That doesn't sound like you. 54 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:32,230 You have impeccable balance, babe. 55 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:33,815 Attention! 56 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:39,821 Right. Armament. Kitchen. 57 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:41,197 Tailors duty. 58 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,407 Yes! 59 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,450 Towels. You go with Rat Boy. 60 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,035 Fuck. 61 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:49,789 Towels? What is this? Are these jobs? 62 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:50,957 What's happening? 63 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:54,252 Lucius? I'm overqualified for towels. 64 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:57,130 Sea witch. 65 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:03,761 I have looked for you far and wide. 66 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:06,514 But then you probably know that. 67 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,851 Best not assume we know anythin' at all, Mum. 68 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:14,564 Be gone, wise demon. Await for me above. 69 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:17,650 Aye, aye, Mum. 70 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,114 Captain? 71 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:25,950 Captain? 72 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:30,246 -Captain-- -Hey, there he is! 73 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:32,290 Here I am. You're looking chipper. 74 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:35,251 Thank you. Feel like a million bucks, actually. 75 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:37,045 Yeah, I had a very rough night last night. 76 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:42,258 But I think I got all the poison out of my system. 77 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:45,887 It's a new day. No more booze, no more drugs. 78 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:49,223 -And more importantly, no more Izzy. -Nope. 79 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,475 Nope. You did kill him, didn't ya? 80 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:51,726 Certainly did. Ages ago. 81 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:53,436 -Good. -Thank you. 82 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:55,438 It's a nasty business, I know it. 83 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,190 But that's the code of the sea: the new first mate 84 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,441 always kills the old first mate. 85 00:05:58,524 --> 00:05:59,984 It's always been like that. 86 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:03,029 It's about trust. Trust is so important. 87 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,699 Oh, yeah. Trust is king and queen. 88 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:07,700 Trust is everything. 89 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:15,166 Well, better go and do the rounds. Make sure everything's ship-shape. 90 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,043 Hey, Frenchie. 91 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,087 Yes, Captain. 92 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:21,672 I expect great things from you. 93 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:24,634 Thanks. 94 00:06:35,269 --> 00:06:37,772 Kill me, you fucking cowards! 95 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:40,900 Lord above he smells somethin' terrible! 96 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:42,693 Yeah, his leg's rotting! 97 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:43,945 It needs to be cut off. 98 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:45,530 We just had him asleep. You're freakin' him out. 99 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:46,447 Kill me-- 100 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,534 Alright. Just listen, listen, listen, listen. 101 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:51,160 Start with his leg, see where it goes. 102 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,036 Okay. 103 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:55,081 I've never done this before. Which one? 104 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:57,375 Definitely the fucked-up one. I think that one's all right. 105 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,293 I'm not a fucking idiot. Which one? 106 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:00,503 Oh! Oh. 107 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:03,381 Dealer's choice. 108 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:06,175 -Yeah. Alright. -Alright. 109 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,511 -Uno, dos-- -Tres. 110 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:13,099 He's a gusher! He's a gusher! That is a lot of blood. 111 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,686 And of course, we haven't seen each other in ages. 112 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:18,896 I know. It's terrible. 113 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,940 So I'm using this long list of crimes 114 00:07:21,023 --> 00:07:25,736 and dramatic upsets to basically triangulate where he's most likely to be. 115 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:29,157 Hang on. He might be in Cuba! 116 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:33,035 Maggie, Jane, Tiff. 117 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,413 Give us the room. 118 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:38,249 Is that Cuba? 119 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:40,084 So hard to tell. I mean, I've drawn it myself. 120 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,630 Lucius, look. 121 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,716 They drew him to look like a ghoul. 122 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,302 Are you even gonna ask how I am? 123 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:54,223 -How are you? -Fuck you! That's how I am. 124 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:55,850 What's gotten into you? 125 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:59,228 I didn't fall off "The Revenge." He pushed me. 126 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:02,523 Ed pushed you? Why would he do that? 127 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:05,902 You broke him when you left, and then he broke me. 128 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:09,238 Everything that's happened to me since has been your fault! 129 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,157 Wait! Lucius. 130 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:14,285 Come on. Where are you going? 131 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:17,496 Oh, yeah. Now you care? 132 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:29,091 I see you've adopted the form of a humble man, sea witch. 133 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,053 I've an offering for you: 134 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:36,390 a spell book on therianthropy. 135 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:43,731 The ability to transmogrify betwixt human and non-human forms. 136 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,859 Take it, thou demon. 137 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:50,071 Use it wisely. Bless our travels. 138 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:57,745 Oh, aye. 139 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:02,083 Ohh, aye. 140 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:06,170 Right. What have we here? 141 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:08,965 -Lord above. -Hey. 142 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,383 Was someone injured? 143 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:16,764 No. No, just assembling the first aid kit, in case of anything. 144 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:21,352 -Quick question. -Fire away. Not literally, I hope. 145 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:22,895 How'd you kill Izzy? 146 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:26,899 Slit his throat. Classic. 147 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,738 Now, you're left-handed, aren't you? 148 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,700 -You just used your right. -Did I? 149 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:40,705 Must've got mixed up. Ya know, bit of panto for the Captain. 150 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,039 Panto? 151 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,710 -I'm curious. -Okay. 152 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:50,923 Do you think I wouldn't know the smell of my rotting former first mate? 153 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:56,971 That is one stank-ass leg, done and dusted. 154 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:01,350 We did it! He'll live? 155 00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:06,105 50/50 I reckon. 156 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:09,442 Yeah, he's very still right now. 157 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:15,531 What's your interest in this guy anyway? He seems like a bit of a dick. 158 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,158 He is. 159 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,995 But he's our dick. 160 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:25,041 There was a time when life meant something on this ship. 161 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:30,379 When we lived for each other. 162 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,217 Not just to survive. 163 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:39,305 Guess you never know when you're in the middle of the good old days. 164 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,025 What was that for? 165 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:57,531 You have hope. It's cute. 166 00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:02,328 Plus, I really like that story that you told 167 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:05,790 about the wooden demon boy that thirsted for life. 168 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:08,000 Or was it blood? No, I was cleaning up the blood-- 169 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,799 What have we got here. 170 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,135 Hey, no one told me this room existed. 171 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:23,391 Leave me, all of you. 172 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,230 Take the fuckin' leg. 173 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,070 He was your friend. 174 00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,385 I know what you're doing. 175 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:03,973 What am I doing? I just need someone to clean my office and do some filing. 176 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,600 You don't need this kind of distraction. 177 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:11,230 -He doesn't even know what filing is. -Of course, he does. 178 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:16,485 How are you filing those? 179 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,362 I'm kind of sortin' them by weight. 180 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:20,656 Now, I could do it by width if you wanted. 181 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:23,701 Or I could even open it up and do it like that. 182 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:26,620 The main thing is off the floor. 183 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:27,830 You're doin' great. 184 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,124 Thanks. 185 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,921 -I had a system. -What was your system? 186 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:41,427 Well, you wouldn't understand because it was ahead of its time. 187 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,307 What have you done? 188 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:49,351 Oh, yeah, I thought I'd tidy that up a bit. 189 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,312 You know, the little ships were all over the place 190 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:52,563 and some of them were over land. 191 00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:53,939 -It was just messy-- -Silence! 192 00:12:54,899 --> 00:13:01,071 Each of these ships was placed on a particular coordinate 193 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:05,326 and moved daily based on the current, 194 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:09,747 weather patterns, and wind speed. 195 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:11,874 Fuck. 196 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,669 Well, let me fix it because I remember-- 197 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,254 -Back... -Or not. 198 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,924 -...away. -Why don't we get some air? 199 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:20,925 Okay. 200 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,136 I mean, I thought I did it in the right colors and stuff. 201 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,514 I'm so sorry about the big board. 202 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:29,225 -Your aunt seemed proper pissed. -Ignore that. 203 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,602 Pissed is her natural state. 204 00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:34,480 Yeah, but I think she has a right, you know, to pull the knife. 205 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,732 I have no business filin' scrolls. 206 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:38,067 I mean, you conquered Chee-na. 207 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,319 -China. -Chi-- Shit. 208 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:43,113 China. China. China. China. China. 209 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,865 I can't even get that right. 210 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:51,747 I mean, you can't file to save your life. 211 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,791 And I'm pretty sure you broke the abacus. 212 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,626 Yeah, I fucked that up. 213 00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:59,463 But you're calm, and you're smart, and 214 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:08,138 I actually-- I really liked it when you would visit the soup stand. 215 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,101 Did you? 216 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:16,564 I mean, it was work, but when you showed up, it wasn't. 217 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:20,776 You were kinda, you were kinda like the break in my day. 218 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,070 I don't know. 219 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:26,657 I've never been called "the break" in anyone's day before. 220 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,914 Are you guys tasting this? 221 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,750 This broth, it's beautiful, 222 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,420 complicated, balanced. 223 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,839 It might be the best thing I've ever had. 224 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:46,635 We eat but how often do we taste? 225 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,637 Yeah, the broth's pretty wild. 226 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,931 So wild. It's insane. 227 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,559 Jesus Christ, Stede, keep your pants on. 228 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,730 So, babe, you smoke now? 229 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,941 Do I? Oh, yeah. Yeah. 230 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,403 I must've picked it up somewhere or something. I don't know. 231 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:10,159 Ya don't know if ya picked up smokin'? 232 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:14,872 I used to chew the old tobacco leaf when I was young and edgy. 233 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,541 Look at his beard. Mr. Cool. 234 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,087 Isn't this the best ship you've ever been on? 235 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,799 Being captained by Zheng, it really makes the shitty, 236 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,093 pathetic, incompetent captains stand out. 237 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:31,930 Okay. 238 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,726 My spicy little Rat Boy. 239 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,311 Never fuckin' call me that! 240 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,689 God, I'm sorry, I don't know where that-- 241 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,985 I'm gonna go fix something in towels. 242 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,909 What the hell is going on in towels? 243 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,543 -Morning. -My leg. 244 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,589 Yeah. Oh, no, that's gone now. Up in Leg Heaven. 245 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,510 Have you come to take the other one? 246 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,845 I think one's quite enough. 247 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,848 I just popped down to say a proper goodbye. 248 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,231 I had a dream about you last night. 249 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,820 -Take it. -Oh, fuck off. 250 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,864 -Fuck off. Fuck off! -Hold it! Hold it. 251 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,829 I dreamt that ya killed me. 252 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,667 Shot me right through the skull. 253 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:49,758 Good for you. 254 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,262 It was good for me. 255 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,140 It's just what the doctor ordered. 256 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,976 Anyway, it wasn't even like that. 257 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:00,811 Not in my dream. 258 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:05,774 I was standing. 259 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,778 Just like this. 260 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,592 You scared, Eddie? 261 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:36,680 Too scared to do it yourself. Ay? 262 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,436 Go on. Clean up your own fuckin' mess. I'm not doin' it. 263 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,229 I've been doin' it all my fuckin' life. 264 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,648 Fuck off. 265 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,195 Farewell, old chum. 266 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,213 I loved you 267 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,757 best I could. 268 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,642 Yeah, sorry. I know you said you're expecting a lot from me, 269 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:22,851 Captain. 270 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,147 But do you wanna do this here or down at the bottom of the ship 271 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,149 'cause I can just jump over and make it easier. 272 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:34,404 Listen, if you weren't such a treacherous liar, 273 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,157 I wouldn't have had closure with Izzy, so I thank you for that. 274 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,619 Yeah, you're welcome. You're welcome. 275 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,705 Take the day off, brother. 276 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,499 -Go live. -Yeah? 277 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,417 Sure you don't want me to do any steerings? 278 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,712 Nah. Do me good to be at the wheel for a bit. 279 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,590 Clear my head. 280 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,898 Lucius, I hate seeing you like this. 281 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,859 You can't keep it bottled in. 282 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,027 I get that you're angry, so be angry at me. 283 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,320 Don't take it out on Pete. 284 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,406 Stede Bonnet's giving me relationship advice. 285 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:19,575 Yes! He is, actually. 286 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,286 Because he's older than you, and he knows more. 287 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,080 I've got an ex-wife, two messed-up kids, probably, 288 00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:27,583 and I hurt Ed so much, he pushed you off the ship! 289 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,293 Sounds like you're quite the fuck-up, pal. 290 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:33,046 Yeah, I am. And I'm alone. Talk to Pete. 291 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,716 Don't be like me. 292 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,718 If I start, I don't know what's gonna come out. 293 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:40,929 Look, if you're afraid inside, it's okay. 294 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,348 But I'm not. Just hit me with it. 295 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,811 One doesn't just survive at sea. 296 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,022 One has to do things. 297 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,357 Horrible things. 298 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,193 Yep. Yeah. I know. I know. 299 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,031 I passed from ship to ship, 300 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:02,117 and one of them had this rat terrier named Pepper, 301 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,078 and Pepper was, ya know, a pretty good friend, ya know? 302 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,789 That's nice. Dogs are nice. 303 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,207 -They ate him! -Oh, no! 304 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,876 -Yeah. They fuckin' ate him. -What? 305 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,294 -Why? -I don't know! For a laugh. 306 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,588 And then I had to catch the rats with my teeth. 307 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:15,797 They were weirdly finicky about that. 308 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:16,757 Well, that's why you're called-- 309 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,841 -Rat Boy! -Rat Boy! 310 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,384 -Oh, God. -And then-- 311 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,053 -Oh, God, you're not gonna believe it. -You know what? 312 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:22,679 -Save the rest for Pete-- -No, no, listen, 313 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,181 there was this game called the Human Puppet. 314 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,767 -Save it! -Stede, the hand went where you think! 315 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,310 Lucius, please! 316 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:31,146 I haven't even told you about the little man who died in my lap. 317 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,733 He wasn't even a child, he was just a very small man! 318 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,568 Oh, God. 319 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:39,363 So, 320 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,406 -do we think he's better? -Fuck, no. 321 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,742 Well, I don't know about that. He seemed pretty calm to me. 322 00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,744 He said he just wanted to spend some more time 323 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,664 with nature. 324 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,711 Hey! Do you want some help, Captain? 325 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,589 -No, I'm good! -We're sailing into a storm, boss! 326 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,970 It suddenly looks that way, doesn't it, brother? 327 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,763 It's a bad one, too. 328 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,642 And some maniac got rid of the wheel. 329 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,940 Holy shit! 330 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:17,484 Well, that's the Caribbean for you, isn't it? 331 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:20,112 Sunshine one minute, cataracts the next! 332 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,947 You'll fucking kill us, you fuckin' psycho! 333 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,657 Maybe, maybe not! 334 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:27,077 The odds of surviving a storm like this are pretty low 335 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:32,207 and if I fire one into the mast, the chance will go right down to zero! 336 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:34,001 What do you want, pila de mierda? 337 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:40,215 What do I want? I want you to fight her to the death! 338 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:42,592 -Why? -That's a bit misogynistic, man. 339 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,096 Yeah, probably. 340 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,058 All love dies! I'm just hastening the process! 341 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,644 Leave it, man, we're not gonna fight to the death. 342 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,772 That's more like it! 343 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:59,776 In my experience, it's kind of how stuff goes, ya know? 344 00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:02,863 That's the way! 345 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,125 Hey. 346 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,544 I talked to Pete. 347 00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:20,672 Well, that's wonderful. 348 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,300 Please tell me you held back on some of the darker stuff. 349 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:27,137 Yeah. Yeah, he got nauseous and he kind of started crying 350 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:30,098 and I didn't wanna take him too far, too fast, so we took a break. 351 00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:31,475 Good. 352 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:34,644 You should take a close look at those. 353 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:37,647 Past the clues to finding the man you love but, you know, 354 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:40,776 look at the horrible list of crimes he's committed, you know. 355 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,903 There are a few beheadings on here 356 00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:44,738 and it looks like he's got back into arson 357 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:47,532 and just being a bit of a dick. 358 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:51,953 -And I think I hurt him pretty bad. -Maybe. 359 00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:55,373 But maybe the time he spent with you is the best it's ever gonna get for him. 360 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:03,924 I'm not ready to believe that. 361 00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:09,054 Some people are just broken no matter what ya do. 362 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:22,818 Come on! End her! Or I end us all! 363 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,529 It's okay. It's just life. 364 00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:28,532 Come on! Do it! 365 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,159 Not on my life. 366 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:40,627 That's too bad! 367 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:43,130 You were gonna do it anyway! 368 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:48,468 I was. I was. 369 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:46,026 You indestructible little fucker! 370 00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:00,957 Pull! 371 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:05,962 And pull! And pull! 372 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:11,509 Pull! Steady! Steady! 373 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:32,906 Finally. 374 00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:59,784 I will spare his life just this once, but he is to come nowhere near the board. 375 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:03,747 His domain will be the scrolls, cleaning the dishes, 376 00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:06,333 and collecting random hairs from around your desk. 377 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,460 There's not that many hairs. 378 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:14,049 Queen, urgent carrier bird requesting your presence. 379 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,009 Okay, I should take this. 380 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:20,305 -What's the message? -There's no message, 381 00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:22,307 I just thought you could use a break.