1 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:02,752 Alright, settle in. 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:07,799 Edward, AKA Blackbeard, has a few thoughts he'd like to share with us today. 3 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:13,638 Before he begins, I will remind everyone it takes guts to own up to one's actions. 4 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:16,140 So, let's hear him out. 5 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:19,352 Okay. 6 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,604 Didn't think I'd be standing before you again. 7 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,231 Certainly not under these circumstances. 8 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:25,483 I just wanted to start off by saying a big, 9 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:31,364 massive, heartfelt thank you for allowing me back into this community. 10 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,658 I will abide by the guidelines 11 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:36,161 for staying aboard "The Revenge," 12 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:39,122 including wearing this super tight 13 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:42,459 cat collar with a bell on it, so I can't sneak up on people. 14 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:43,877 No sneaking. He's gonna wear the bell. 15 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:47,255 Perhaps some of my actions, maybe all of my actions, 16 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:51,593 perhaps me, myself, maybe I've made some of you feel 17 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:53,720 -somewhat-- -Murdered? Shot? 18 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:57,640 -Tortured? Anxious? On edge? -Okay. Hey, hey. 19 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,434 -Come on. Calm down. -Preach! All of that shit. 20 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:05,857 And whatever that nasty, dark stuff was that brought us here, it's in the past. 21 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,902 Which is all I want to say, at the end of the day, 22 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:12,113 is we're trying to move the culture forward. 23 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:14,949 -Yeah. -And I want you all to see this. 24 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:17,744 This here is a ship and it's a space ship. 25 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:21,706 -Safe space. -It's a safe space ship. 26 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:24,501 There it is. 27 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:26,920 Yeah. 28 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:28,797 Good landing. 29 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:33,718 Deep. Very intense and very brave, 30 00:01:33,801 --> 00:01:35,720 I think you'll find. Any questions? 31 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,639 -Yeah. -Roach. 32 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:39,515 Did Buttons really turn into a bird 33 00:01:39,598 --> 00:01:40,975 or did you kill him? 34 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,354 He actually turned into a bird. 35 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,107 Okay. Okay, cool. 36 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:49,984 Still sticking to that one, huh? 37 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,237 Okay! Good. 38 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,823 We'll just leave it at one question, I think, for now. 39 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:07,335 Oh, no! No! Come on! Help me! 40 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:10,422 Help! Help! 41 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,548 They're torturing-- 42 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,054 Please, I have a family! 43 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,601 So we're laughing. 44 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,521 Blackbeard's back and we're all just back to it. 45 00:02:26,603 --> 00:02:29,107 Hey, bro, that's what happens, ya know? 46 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:31,818 They just get away with it and we move on. 47 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:34,070 Yeah, at least he's wearin' the sack. 48 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,990 And the bell. That was my idea. 49 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:38,533 And he apologized. 50 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:41,077 I actually thought it was pretty solid, for him. 51 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:46,875 And yet, the words "I'm sorry" were never mentioned. 52 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,084 Did anyone else clock that? 53 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,046 I've never heard an apology before so, to me, it was amazing. 54 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:53,840 The bar is on the floor. 55 00:02:55,966 --> 00:02:57,427 And you? 56 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,889 Are you happy with this? 57 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:02,474 With what? 58 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:05,602 Pirating? 59 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:13,318 Well, this is a pirate ship and I'm a pirate, so, yeah. 60 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,946 I'm good with it. 61 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,074 You still mad he pushed you off the ship, twatty? 62 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:25,079 How long do I have to wear this fucking bell for? 63 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,415 Until the probation ends. 64 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,918 When's that? What, like, a day? 65 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,961 When the crew are comfortable with you again. 66 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,923 And you're not doing insane things, like shooting people's legs off. 67 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,258 So, it's, like, probably more than a day for that. 68 00:03:37,341 --> 00:03:38,510 I know it must be odd. 69 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:41,262 I'm sure you didn't apologize for anything when you were Captain. 70 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:42,805 Oh, fuck no. 71 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:46,518 Apologizing? Nah, didn't apologize for jack shit. 72 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,647 Then, I'm different and I'm not the Captain anymore, am I? You are. 73 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,066 Yes, that's true. 74 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:57,070 But I haven't really felt it since we got back on the ship. 75 00:03:57,153 --> 00:03:58,863 Well then, say it. You gotta own it. Say it. 76 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:01,616 -What? "I'm your Captain"? -Give it more than that. 77 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:04,494 You are the Captain. Now, own it. 78 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,329 Come on, say it properly. Go. 79 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,290 I'm your Captain! 80 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,292 Wait, I can do it better. 81 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:15,672 I'm your Captain, and I demand respect! 82 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:16,839 Oh, boy. 83 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,507 -Please? -Be the Captain. 84 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:21,344 What would you have me do, Captain, to restore my reputation? 85 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,429 Go. 86 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:27,559 Right. Why don't you-- You can-- 87 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:29,978 We-- 88 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,104 Fit in more. 89 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:32,689 Got it, fit in more. Yes. Okay. 90 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,900 Yes, and be helpful. There's a lotta things that need doing. 91 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:38,236 -Good goal. Okay. Sure. -So you could fix something 92 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:39,779 and stop pissing people off! 93 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:40,989 Right away, sir. 94 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:44,868 That was better. 95 00:04:45,409 --> 00:04:47,412 Just need to work on your mean voice. 96 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,290 I will. 97 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,502 I'm Captain! 98 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:58,298 That's my chair! That's the Captain's chair! 99 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,592 -Oy, shut up! -Sorry! 100 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,637 Hello, Mr. Latch. 101 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,682 It's not your fault you're broken. No. 102 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,477 You didn't break you. 103 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:15,190 Just trying to do your job, weren't ya? 104 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:19,819 Alright. 105 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,864 Ooh, yes. 106 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,326 Very good. Oh, hey, friend. 107 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:27,827 Fuck you! 108 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,624 I just fixed the door latch. Do you see that? 109 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:33,792 Don't fucking look at me. 110 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:38,046 Yeah, I can tell you've got issues with me. 111 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:39,422 Issues? 112 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,423 What? 113 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:43,802 You're a degenerate. 114 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:46,346 You're sick. You're an actual psycho. 115 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:47,639 Right, yeah. 116 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,183 Maybe we could get through this 117 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,811 a lot faster if you just let it all out in one go. 118 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:58,441 There is nothing you can do that would fix this. 119 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,610 I will let you push me off the ship. 120 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:04,155 Actually, that could be huge. 121 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:06,658 Yeah. 122 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,160 Lead the way. 123 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,342 So this is where all my candles went. 124 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,803 And you've used the good ones. 125 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,472 Yep. 126 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,852 I'm having to relearn the basics with one leg. 127 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:40,608 The basics? 128 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:45,405 I think my basics might be a bit more basic than your basics. 129 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:48,033 Actually, it recently occurred to me that-- 130 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,701 That you know nothing? 131 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,411 That you're a shitty Captain, yeah? 132 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,038 I don't know about that. 133 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:59,210 But Blackbeard did say he credited you with a lot of his skills. 134 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,964 Yeah, well, Blackbeard says a lot of things. 135 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,305 But what did he say about me specifically? 136 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:15,060 Well, specifically, he said you taught him everything he knows. 137 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,853 Made him the Captain he is today. 138 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:21,316 Perhaps I could learn at the feet of one of the greats. 139 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,028 Foot. 140 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,822 Oh, yes, foot. Sorry. 141 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:33,036 Ya know, maybe I could teach even you a thing or two. 142 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,414 Punch me. 143 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,457 -Come on, punch me. -Yep. Okay. 144 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:39,459 What hand do you want? 145 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,131 -That hurt. -Rope swinging. 146 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,467 Looks easy, but everyone fucks it up. 147 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:48,760 Fuck off. 148 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,763 Put your shoulders into it! 149 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,182 Burning! 150 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,267 -Burn, burn, burn, burn! -Gloves were a bit shit, 151 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:57,686 -weren't they? -It's burning through the gloves! 152 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,105 You're in the field. 153 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,108 Three men run at you from there, there, and there. 154 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,067 Fire! 155 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:05,777 Ooh, hit something. 156 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,406 -No, no, no! -Oh, God. 157 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:10,782 Come on! 158 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:16,329 Okay, so, you say, "We're having a talent show." 159 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,332 It doesn't sound like me. 160 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,711 -Why would I say that? -'Cause we were having a talent show. 161 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,713 We were? Why were we having a talent-- 162 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:27,424 Shut up! Okay? Shut up and say the line. 163 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:33,972 What was it again? 164 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,145 Fuckin' eat my shit, Blackbeard! 165 00:08:40,227 --> 00:08:42,480 How does that feel, bitch? 166 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:43,440 Cold! 167 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,526 How do you feel? 168 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:51,406 Yeah. No, I feel better. 169 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:52,699 Lucius! 170 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,910 -I said, "Are you feeling better?" -I feel better. 171 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:59,664 -I feel better. -Do you have closure? 172 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,166 Lucius! 173 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:05,211 Why aren't you answering me? 174 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:08,590 Do you feel better? 175 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:11,926 -Hey. -Oh, hey, Fang. 176 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,012 -Whatcha doin'? -Oh, not much. 177 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,556 Hangin' out on this ladder. Part of my probation. 178 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,141 How's that going? 179 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,893 Pretty good, I think. 180 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,064 Hey! You wanna come with me? 181 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:27,567 -Yeah, may as well. -I'm gonna catch some fishes. 182 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,820 -I'll jump from here. -Yup. 183 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,489 Cannonball! 184 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:37,869 I think you're amazing. Fascinating. 185 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,456 -Go on. -I've never met anyone with such 186 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:44,376 a total lack of skills. 187 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:48,672 How you are still alive, I cannot say. 188 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,424 I do ask myself that question every day. 189 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,093 No, I mean, I've met greater men than you. 190 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:56,971 You know, better fighters, better shooters, better-- 191 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,556 Well, just better. 192 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,558 -Alright. -But they were all killed. 193 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,227 And yet, here you stand. 194 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:05,647 I think being out in the field is my thing. 195 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:09,901 It's like I blackout and my body just takes over. 196 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,444 I beat you in a duel. 197 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:14,030 -On a fucking technicality! -Might've been. 198 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,198 I have no memory of it. 199 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:20,161 Regardless, I think it's time to test my killer skills. 200 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:23,164 Looks like we've got company. 201 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:31,047 Oh, no. 202 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,051 -What happened here? -Congrats, Bonnet. 203 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,346 You've picked the only ship where everyone's dead. 204 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,017 We've got a live one. 205 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,523 What are all these weird lines? 206 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,985 They must be really into geometry. 207 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,329 Do you want a glass of water? 208 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:10,462 Estamos viajando al Vaticano 209 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,255 buscando un exorcismo. 210 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,965 He's saying this place is cursed. 211 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,384 Este barco no debe saquearse-- 212 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,178 If we stay, we'll be cursed. 213 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,930 Everything over there is cursed. 214 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:25,393 Everything over there is also cursed, and if we touch anything, we'll be-- 215 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,479 Be what? 216 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,273 Okay, I'm out. 217 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:42,494 Well, hello there. 218 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,498 I mean, it's an absolute gem. 219 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:47,874 Bonnet, we've gotta go. 220 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,835 This place reeks of dead priests. 221 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,962 Sure, but watch the flow. 222 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,591 What? 223 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,389 Izzy, did you see that? I did a punch! 224 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,853 -Here's to the perfect raid. -Aye! 225 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:11,523 -Hey. Love the suit. -That shit is decadent. 226 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,525 -Very Captain-y. -Right? I know! 227 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:14,943 It's cursed. 228 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,446 What? No, it isn't. 229 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:22,951 The priest literally said that right before he died. 230 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:28,289 Keeping that suit is playing las maracas with the Devil. 231 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,960 Jim, I'm sorry there was only one velvety suit. 232 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,920 You're most welcome to borrow it. 233 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,715 Or, well, look at it. 234 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,801 So, I just turned around. I had this-- 235 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,721 You know you're gonna have to burn that, right? 236 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,764 What? Why? 237 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,142 Crew thinks it's cursed. 238 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,062 Izzy, you don't believe in curses, do you? 239 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:55,275 Me? No, of course not. But the crew do. 240 00:12:55,358 --> 00:13:00,572 I've seen an entire command gouge their eyes out on account of one. 241 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,782 Sounds to me like syphilis. 242 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,036 A curse is a curse. 243 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,664 And once it takes hold 244 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,000 well... 245 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,421 well, then it takes hold. 246 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,631 How does this look? 247 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:23,136 Kinda sultry, yet casual? 248 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,347 Yeah, I love that. Love sultry, love caszh. 249 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:26,890 Let's do that. 250 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:31,102 Or do we do something more formal? 251 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,732 You draw me as like a steely lord. 252 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,942 Yeah, let's do that. 253 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,569 Babe? 254 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:42,947 Oh, yeah. No, I'm kind of-- 255 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,491 I'm sort of splitting the difference between the two 256 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,159 and it's nice. 257 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,827 You're not even looking at me. 258 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,747 You're looking through me. 259 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,629 What the hell is this? 260 00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,005 Well, it's not what it looks like. 261 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:04,010 It looks like my body with Blackbeard's face? 262 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,595 Okay. Well, it is what it looks like then. 263 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,389 You said you got all this outta your system 264 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,100 when you pushed him off the ship. 265 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,393 Oh, my God! 266 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,977 A flower? 267 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,854 With Blackbeard's face on it? 268 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:18,566 And a doggie with Blackbeard's face on it? 269 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,485 You have no fucking idea what I've been through. 270 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,070 What you've been through? 271 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:26,991 Dude! Blackbeard did this to both of us. 272 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,411 For weeks, I thought you were dead. 273 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,539 I cried every night. 274 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:37,085 I'd wake up in the morning thinking I heard your voice. 275 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,880 Okay, yeah. Well, obviously, I've underestimated some stuff. 276 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,298 I don't fuckin' know. 277 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,843 Yeah, I guess you did. 278 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:50,265 Come find me when Blackbeard isn't living rent-free in your head. 279 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,558 And another thing! 280 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:56,187 You talk all the time about how you almost died. 281 00:14:56,771 --> 00:15:01,818 But I never hear anything about the fact that you lived. 282 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:19,252 Alright, as long as no one breaks the salt line, we should be safe. 283 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,046 Ah, guys. 284 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,548 -Come on! -Out! Out! 285 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,841 -Come on! -Ridiculous. 286 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,509 -Shut the door! -Shut the door! 287 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,012 -Cierra la puerta! -Come on! We're doing a-- 288 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,263 Oh, no. Stop it. 289 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,223 -That is unreal. -Right? 290 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:35,477 Sweet, salty, sour, crunchy. 291 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,688 I'm going to call it "peanut paste." 292 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,650 Gents, thanks for your support earlier. 293 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:46,154 It's just really comforting to know that there are men of science aboard 294 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:50,200 who can disregard such idiotic superstition ideas. 295 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,577 -Oh, yeah. Hate all that nonsense. -Of course. Men of science. 296 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,412 -Us, yeah. -By the way, Roach, don't forget to leave 297 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,247 the leftovers out for the fairies, though. 298 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,707 Alright. They did help the bread rise. 299 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,958 They do deserve their fair cut, 300 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,210 -right, Captain? -You're absolutely right. 301 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,670 -Yeah. -Always thank the fairies. 302 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,338 -Thank you, fairies. -Ah, yes. That's yeast. 303 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,091 I think you're-- Doesn't matter. 304 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:07,676 Good. 305 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,059 You feel that scratching on your brain? 306 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,311 Scratchin' on-- 307 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,150 That's no good. 308 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,114 -Am I okay? -Okay... 309 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,949 Captain's cursed. 310 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,079 Hey, Fang? 311 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,331 Can I ask you something? 312 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,332 Yep. 313 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,920 -You think I'm a dick? -Of course, you're a dick. 314 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,882 Is that not what you're going for? 315 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:51,052 -No, I'm assertive. -Yeah, right. That's a dick. 316 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,138 Come on, man. No, we-- 317 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,515 You and me, we had some good times, didn't we? 318 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:56,641 -Yeah. -A lotta laughs. 319 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,059 Remember all the games we used to play? 320 00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:00,311 Knife Parade. Aye, remember that? 321 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:03,648 With the procession of knives. And I remember me running down a hall. 322 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,693 "Come here, you little fucker!" With the knife like that. 323 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,486 And you're like-- You're laughing. 324 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,945 You were like, "No!" 325 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,574 -Running away from me. -No, I wasn't giggling. 326 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:15,993 - Yeah, you were. -No. I was screaming. 327 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:17,787 What? 328 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,582 I was screaming 'cause I was scared. I was terrified. 329 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,001 I didn't like that game. 330 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,502 -You were scared? -Hell yeah. 331 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,341 Oh, fuck, Fang. I didn't know that, man. I'm sorry. 332 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,472 -It's alright. -Fuck, how come you're not mad at me? 333 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:39,309 I kinda got it out of my system when we beat you to death. 334 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,939 I did unthinkable things to your body. 335 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:50,445 Savaged it with punches, kicks, slams. 336 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:53,156 -Lots of crotch stuff and-- -Okay. Yep, okay. 337 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,991 -That's enough. -And you were like a rag doll 338 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:58,078 in these hands as I lifted you up and then I'd smack you again... 339 00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,287 Fang, that's quite enough. Okay, thank you. 340 00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,414 -Thank you. That's enough. -And again, and again, and again. 341 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:05,126 So, you and I, we're sweet. 342 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,593 Still mopin'? 343 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:26,314 Flippin' the tables on Blackbeard didn't quite numb the pain? 344 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:27,649 No. 345 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,653 Maybe we try what he did to you next. 346 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,531 What who did to me? 347 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,449 Blackbeard. 348 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,704 'Cause he chopped off your leg. 349 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,373 Don't know what you're talkin' about. 350 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,251 A shark did this. 351 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:50,046 Dangling my legs over the side of the ship. 352 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,465 Served me right, too. 353 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,468 Okay, that seems healthy. 354 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,888 Using a bit of fiction to help cover up your trauma. 355 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,808 Yeah. Well... 356 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,985 Not movin' on is worse. 357 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,280 Twatty. 358 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,288 I actually love this. 359 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,417 What's all this? 360 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,919 A reckoning. 361 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,088 The moment you left, Frenchie got hideous sores 362 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,548 all over his beautiful body! 363 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,760 Yeah, my eyes itch and I wanna rip 'em out and scratch the backs of 'em, but I can't. 364 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,136 They're red like your suit! 365 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,096 He's clearly had an allergic reaction. 366 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,098 Frenchie, have you had peanuts before? 367 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,476 He's lying. He's blamin' the bean. 368 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,394 Olu, it's a legume. They can kill you. 369 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:50,315 Don't listen to the Devil Suit. It wishes to deceive us. 370 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,108 Look. Wait. Come on. 371 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,277 Let's resolve this like adults 372 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,781 who have a respect for fine tailoring. 373 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:02,660 Attack! Give us the suit! Give us the suit! 374 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,537 Just let it go, man! 375 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:13,088 They ripped my pocket. Those fuckin' barbarians. 376 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:17,884 A curse is a curse, and once it takes hold-- 377 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,512 Oh, fuck off! 378 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:24,516 Rude. 379 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,311 Yeah, maybe I did too much. 380 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,690 I took a man's leg, terrorized you. 381 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,150 I wasn't a good guy. 382 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,738 I'd like to make amends, but I just-- 383 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,782 Honestly, I wouldn't even know where to start, 384 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,660 what to say to make things better, how to even say it. 385 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,078 -Ya know, there are certain things... -If... 386 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,538 -...I know I should be saying, but... -...if I could... 387 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,832 -...where do I even be-- -...just make an observation. 388 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:50,917 You... 389 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:57,132 Do you think you talk so much because 390 00:20:57,215 --> 00:21:00,427 you don't wanna know how to sit with yourself? 391 00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:04,764 Ya know, I bet you're-- You can't stay quiet long enough 392 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:07,183 to catch a fish. 393 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,811 Ya know, just 394 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,272 -a bit-- -A bit? You want a bit? 395 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:14,441 -Yeah. -Another game. Another one of our games. 396 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,359 Okay. Bring it on. 397 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,986 Time for me to be quiet. 398 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:20,739 Watch this? I can be quiet and catch a fish. 399 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,825 You don't have to do that, Fang. I know what that means. 400 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,410 I just want to-- 401 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,037 Yeah, but no. I'm just saying that I just-- 402 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,082 I'm being quiet. 403 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,547 Everybody come out! The suit has gone. 404 00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,843 Come on. Out you come. 405 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,681 Here we go. 406 00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:51,061 It's locked away safely where it can't harm anyone. 407 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:56,441 Clearly, I have been blind to how this perceived curse 408 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:57,942 has affected you all. 409 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,154 If you believe the curse is real, 410 00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:03,823 even if only through the power of suggestion, 411 00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:07,243 then there is validity to your experiences. 412 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,954 So, you're saying the curse is real? 413 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:13,124 I'm saying the curse is real to you. 414 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,835 But your point is, it's real. 415 00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:21,633 Yes. 416 00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:23,760 Yes, it is real. 417 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,763 -It is real. Okay? -I knew it! I knew it. 418 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,223 So 419 00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:31,184 how do we destroy the suit? 420 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,395 Or have we moved on from that? 421 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:37,774 I reckon, you get a fuckin' bunch of knives, 422 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,651 stab the shit out of it and just see what happens. 423 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:41,945 Imagine if it bleeds. 424 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,155 Let's get some ideas going. What else is there? 425 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:46,282 When we found that priest, 426 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:49,452 he said not to take anything before Stede defied him, 427 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:52,706 actively inviting the Devil into all of our lives. 428 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,499 That's it then. We could just-- 429 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,751 We could just fob the suit off to some other dummy. 430 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:59,045 Oh, yes! 431 00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:02,841 Does that make us horrible people? 432 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:06,219 -Or does that make us smarter people? -I think the latter. 433 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,263 I think what you said. 434 00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:10,932 Okay. Yeah. We've got some ideas. 435 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,936 That was some swanky swordplay there, Izzy. 436 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,646 That's what I do. 437 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,857 And, Olu, that bit where we fought back-to-back. 438 00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:20,608 I know. It was wicked, innit? 439 00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:23,653 How 'bout Archie swingin' in on that rope, though? 440 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:27,032 Oh, yeah. I've wrestled pythons. I used to be in a snake cult, so. 441 00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,366 Sure. 442 00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:34,914 That is a warning. Do not try this Captain again. 443 00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:40,503 What do you want from us? 444 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,005 What do we want? 445 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,256 Black Pete. 446 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:49,929 What do you think of this? Go on, touch it. 447 00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:53,433 Get a good hand feel on that fabric. 448 00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:57,187 Seems nice? 449 00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:00,440 Wait, is it cursed? 450 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:01,816 -That's crazy! -What? 451 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:02,859 -What the-- -No! 452 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:03,902 Who would think that? 453 00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:05,028 There ya go. 454 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,530 Good luck! No backsies. 455 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:10,658 Hope you have garlic! 456 00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,539 Where are we going? 457 00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:19,751 You're not gonna throw me off the ship, are you? 458 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:31,388 Oh, my God, it's me. 459 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:37,477 I suppose I just wanted you to know that I see you. 460 00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:42,857 It's beautiful. 461 00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:45,985 And you're right. I need to celebrate the fact that I lived. 462 00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:47,696 And to that end. 463 00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:52,492 What are you doing? 464 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:58,164 I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. 465 00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:01,251 -Oh, my God! -Is it weird? 466 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:03,586 -I'm being so fucking weird. I'm sorry. -Yes! 467 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,338 Yes to me being weird or yes to the other thing? 468 00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:06,297 The other thing! 469 00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:09,217 Yes, I wanna spend the rest of my life with you! 470 00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:19,561 I'll kill you. 471 00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:24,357 And so, I started pulling this thing in, winding it and reeling. 472 00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:27,652 Man against beast. I'm the man and the beast was beneath the sea. 473 00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:30,697 -Yeah. -So I pulled, and in the end, 474 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:32,615 I triumphed. 475 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:35,702 Behold. 476 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:38,038 -Ed, that's beautiful. -Yeah. 477 00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:39,330 What are your plans for it? 478 00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:41,041 I'll probably just eat it. 479 00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:43,418 Good plan. I like that. 480 00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:47,839 -I like that shirt. -This new thing? 481 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,968 I had a whole suit, but it was cursed. 482 00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:55,055 Long story, but I kept the shirt. 483 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,265 That wasn't a long story at all. 484 00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:58,558 Well, I... 485 00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:02,687 Well, you wear fine things well. 486 00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:17,327 -Can we take it slow? -Yeah. Sorry, I didn't-- I was thinking-- 487 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:19,704 No, it's alright. I just need to... 488 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:21,831 No, I know. 489 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:25,210 We're whim-prone, as you said. 490 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,421 And 491 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:33,927 sometimes, it's nice just to be patient and wait. 492 00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:39,641 You can't catch a fish unless the fish wants to be caught. 493 00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:41,518 And you're the fish? 494 00:26:41,601 --> 00:26:45,105 We're the fish, I guess. Maybe. I think? 495 00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:48,024 Okay. 496 00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:53,029 What about this? Is this alright? 497 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:56,074 This? 498 00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:58,952 Perfect. 499 00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:13,633 You won. 500 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:20,724 Hey! Guess what I also found out today. 501 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:25,061 Fang's real name is Kevin, after his dad. 502 00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:26,730 -Really? -Kevin Senior. 503 00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:31,568 So he's Kevin Junior. And his dad is named after another Kevin. 504 00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:34,029 It actually goes back 400 years. 505 00:27:34,112 --> 00:27:36,990 Been with that man for 20 years. 506 00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:40,785 -Never thought to ask. -Why do they call him Fang? 507 00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:44,080 Shit! Ya know, I should've asked him that, too. 508 00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:11,418 Here I am, being quiet. 509 00:29:12,877 --> 00:29:15,088 Stop humming, be quiet. 510 00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:19,718 I'm being quiet. Look at you being so quiet. 511 00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:22,804 Yes, I am being so quiet. 512 00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:31,438 It's happening. It's all go. 513 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,692 Fishing is happening right now! 514 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,240 Fang! Fang! Fang!