1 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:14,014 I used to think my legacy lay in the arts. 2 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:18,393 In music, to be precise. 3 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:21,896 My brother? He was a prodigy on the violin. 4 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:25,734 Everything came easily to him. 5 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:28,611 Me? I had to work at things. 6 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,405 Did you hear that? 7 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:33,199 Just the tiniest little bit of fourth finger vibrato. 8 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,326 What do you want from me? 9 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:39,622 "Blackbeard Breaks Ned Low's Record." 10 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,252 I'm Ned. 11 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:45,337 I told you. 12 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:48,965 I haven't seen Blackbeard's ship. 13 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:55,555 I never did become a renowned violinist. 14 00:00:56,890 --> 00:01:01,728 My record, that was my legacy. 15 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:07,567 Eighty-eight consecutive raids at sea. 16 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:11,988 And he took that from me. He took it. 17 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:15,825 I don't know where Blackbeard is. 18 00:01:16,533 --> 00:01:20,914 No, no, no, no, no. I've been tracking him for ages. 19 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:23,333 I know exactly where he is. 20 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:24,668 Why are you doing this? 21 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,087 Because, my love, 22 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,631 I'm still a musician at heart. 23 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:34,969 God, that was a beautiful pitch. 24 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,972 That was really nice. 25 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,396 Let's loosen up. 26 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:49,693 A bit more from the diaphragm. Less from the throat. 27 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:54,948 You have a lovely, natural instrument. 28 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:17,387 Oh, look, it's scowl-y face. 29 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:20,890 Oh, look, you're talkin' to me again. 30 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,643 Yeah. 31 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:26,353 Sorry, I'm a bit drunk, I thought you were Roach. 32 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:31,276 Jesus. You're really puttin' that away, aren't you? 33 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:32,652 Yes, I am. 34 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,779 Somethin's wrong. 35 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,656 Feels like a storm is coming, but I can't see it. 36 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:43,204 Or maybe you're just a mopey twat and there isn't a fuckin' storm. 37 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,634 Sorry about your leg. 38 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,347 Fuck off. 39 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:06,728 I put all of your remaining treasure in one room. 40 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,065 It was all over the place and I was tripping over it. 41 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,983 And some of it's quite ugly. 42 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:15,737 Excellent. A reminder of all my guilt. 43 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,697 A guilt room. 44 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,826 Well, maybe you could do something good with it. 45 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:26,790 I'm inside a snake, man! I'm inside of a fuckin' snake. 46 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,125 And I'm like, I feel like a snake, move like a snake, 47 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,753 ya know, and I get a knife and I just stab the fucker. 48 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:33,088 And then I-- 49 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:35,090 And then I, like, crawl out, and then they're like, 50 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:36,758 "Surprise!" 51 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:38,718 'Cause it was my birthday. 52 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:41,971 And then we just spit-roasted that snake, it was delicious. 53 00:03:43,055 --> 00:03:46,476 So, what do you guys do for parties around here? 54 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,313 Oh, yeah. We rage. 55 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,357 -I thought you might. -Yeah. 56 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,401 -Yeah, we rage! -Fuckin' rage. 57 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:55,777 -Do you? -Yeah. 58 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,112 Heavy on the rage. 59 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,072 Do we? 60 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,659 I haven't crawled out of a snake in years. 61 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,620 Yeah, guys. It's been kinda slow around here. 62 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:08,540 I mean, last night, we just reorganized furniture. 63 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:10,667 Yeah, well, improvement in the flow is undeniable. 64 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:11,626 Have you seen this place? 65 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,797 Yeah, but I'll be honest. We are a bit boring now, aren't we? 66 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:17,923 Yeah, yeah, that's right. 67 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:22,679 Well, it's a happy coincidence then that today is Calypso's birthday. 68 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:24,764 Oh, yeah! 69 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,892 -Yeah! Shit, that's today? -Yeah, it certainly is. 70 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,103 The most holy day in the Calypsian calendar. 71 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:32,439 And seeing as many of us here are Calypsish-- 72 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:33,523 Oh, yeah, I'm Calypsish. 73 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,191 You're Calypsish, you're Calypsish. 74 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,484 Wait, wait, wait. 75 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:39,362 Is Calypso's birthday something that you guys 76 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:43,408 just made up, just invented so that we can have a party? 77 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,996 Correctamundo. 78 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,417 -Yeah, it is! -Aye, Calypso birthday! 79 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,045 You can buy new clothes. Or how's this? 80 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:59,507 Give a lot of it away to those less fortunate. 81 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:03,345 -Yeah. -Hey, Captains, 82 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,680 your crew were just wondering if we're doin' anything 83 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:06,931 for Calypso's birthday. 84 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,141 Calypso's birthday? 85 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:09,934 Correct. It's a day of observance. 86 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,895 By far, the holiest of days in our culture. 87 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,147 Traditionally celebrated by a big bash. 88 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:16,941 Well, definitely. We should-- 89 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,444 Yes. I'll get onto that. 90 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:21,488 Have fun. 91 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:22,989 We should do that. 92 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:27,202 Yeah, so they're just tryin' to Calypso you. 93 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:32,290 It's totally just a huge made-up excuse for a big party. 94 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,168 Well, you know what? 95 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:38,546 You could use this loot to pay for a big bash. 96 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,049 Turn poison into positivity! 97 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:46,012 Poison into positivity. 98 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:49,766 The evils of piracy have plagued our nations 99 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:53,895 and our communities for long enough. 100 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:59,734 Indeed, I was minding my own business and I was beset by brigands. 101 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,487 You? You robbed me? 102 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:09,160 And those 20-something brigands took my nose. 103 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:14,916 So, it's up to us fine gentlemen 104 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:20,255 to stand up against this modern piracy 105 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,799 and stay vigilant. 106 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:31,266 Remarkable speech, Prince. 107 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:34,352 This was delivered by messenger this morning. 108 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,699 Alright. Party supplies on Ed. 109 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,952 We're gonna need flowers and lanterns. 110 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:54,581 We're gonna need a goat. And some rum. A rum-drinking goat! 111 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,374 So, what do we think Calypso drinks? 112 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,209 Bearing in mind Blackbeard is payin', so let's-- 113 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:02,505 Then I reckon she drinks a fine brandy. 114 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,299 -One worthy of a goddess. -Yeah. 115 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:05,258 -Yeah. -Yeah. 116 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,802 We've only got rum. One type. 117 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,263 Cheap. 118 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,683 -Well, we'll take that, then. Yeah. -Yep, yep. 119 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,061 Hey, urchins, I'm gonna change your lives. 120 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,355 Here's 50,000 doubloons. 121 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:21,024 You know how long it was till I had that kinda money? 122 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,820 A fuckin' long time. 123 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,698 And here is a knife. 124 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,951 You stab anyone who comes near that money, okay? 125 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,328 I want a knife. 126 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,288 Yeah, you can have a knife, too. 127 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:41,044 Pro tip here: When you're killing someone, okay, don't bother stabbing, alright? 128 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,253 Chances are they'll survive. 129 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:46,716 You wanna slash big, deep slashes side to side so the guts all fall out. 130 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:48,718 Hey. 131 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:53,598 Did I see you offer both these children knives 132 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,350 and a big bag of money? 133 00:07:55,433 --> 00:08:00,146 Yeah. Yeah, well, I just thought I'd give these filthy, little gutter rats 134 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,023 the head start that I never had. 135 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,317 Poison into positivity. 136 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:05,902 Are you a pirate? 137 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,362 -No, we're not pirates. -No. 138 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,948 And you won't be pirates either. Okay? 139 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,449 We own an inn. 140 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:12,992 Yes, of course. How can I forget? 141 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,036 Don't pirate, kids. Alright? 142 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,955 Agree. Don't be pirates. Don't be pirates. 143 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,795 I see you've received our invitation. 144 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:28,508 That's a very interesting way to describe blackmail. 145 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:33,304 Do we like the term "blackmail"? It's so unpleasant. 146 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:34,972 Can we just say that I... 147 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,683 I see you, 148 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:39,769 clearly. 149 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,733 Left a bit of yourself behind at Spanish Jackie's? 150 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,901 Auntie, please. 151 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:48,570 He's been through enough. 152 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:51,823 He's disfigured himself as a result of a business deal gone wrong. 153 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,783 No, no, we don't need to pile on. 154 00:08:54,367 --> 00:09:00,540 I would be very careful who you trifle with, Zheng Yi Sao. 155 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,335 'Cause I'm a minor prince. 156 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,587 And that's why we're blackmailing you. 157 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:09,466 Again, I don't like that term. "Minor prince." 158 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,260 "Pirate queen who bent China to her will." 159 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,095 These are just labels. 160 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,806 I don't wanna talk about who you are. 161 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:21,269 I wanna talk about who you could be. 162 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,944 Here we go, guys. The snacks are ready. 163 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:38,370 -What's all this, then? -I'm working on my look. 164 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,205 Look? 165 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,249 The fuck's a look? 166 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,586 Well, tonight I'm going as the Sea Goddess Calypso. 167 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:51,675 I'm thinking dramatic eyes, dramatic lips. 168 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,010 Drama on the cheeks. 169 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:05,689 Now, it's imperative you do not sip until Calypso herself decrees. 170 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,065 Come on! 171 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,984 May the goddess have mercy on this thirsty little guy. 172 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:17,784 -What is this? -Welcome, ye party animules. 173 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,327 -Thank you. -For you! 174 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,578 Hang on, that's my tub! 175 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:23,331 Is it? Oh, yeah. Sorry, I'm new here. 176 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,376 The moving of the tub, it's a sacred tradition! 177 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,963 -Yeah, this guy's devout as fuck! -Just go with it. 178 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,590 Fine. As long as it's returned without a dent. 179 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,218 Do you feel that? 180 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,348 She must be near! 181 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,853 Greetings, mortals. 182 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:47,981 Is that Wee John? 183 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,941 'Tis I, Calypso. 184 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:58,241 Raise your motherfucking glasses or feel my absolute wrath. 185 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,999 La, la 186 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,293 Yeah, just play that. Just follow my beat. 187 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:18,053 Hold me close and hold me fast 188 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:21,264 The magic spell you cast 189 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:26,061 This is la vie en rose 190 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:30,231 When you kiss me, heaven sighs 191 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:33,818 And though I close my eyes 192 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:37,864 I see la vie en rose 193 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,699 When you press me to your heart... 194 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,493 What's happening right now? 195 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:44,037 -I think you did it. -Did what? 196 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,415 Turned the poison into positivity. 197 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,045 And when you speak 198 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,922 Angels sing from above 199 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,340 Come on. 200 00:11:56,049 --> 00:12:02,514 Everyday words seem to turn into love 201 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,226 Oh, God! We're under attack! 202 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,439 Get down! 203 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,983 What's happening? Is it fireworks? 204 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:18,446 Good evening, doomed crew of "The Revenge." 205 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,241 Ned Low. Fuckin' perfect. 206 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,786 I'm going to torture you all, by the way. 207 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,334 Ya know, we've never met. 208 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,461 But there's a reason for that. 209 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,797 Because I only hang out with cool pirates. 210 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:42,637 No. The reason is that I have always thought you were a very 211 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,640 generic pirate. 212 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:48,018 Ya know? Beard? Check. 213 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,769 -Hair? Check. -Fuck off. 214 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:54,024 Tattoos? Check. Ya know, just sort of a typical, common, 215 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:58,611 dirty bag of pirate. 216 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,780 I didn't even want your fuckin' record. 217 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,699 I only broke it 'cause I was bored. 218 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:10,498 Ya know, music came very easily to my younger brother. 219 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:11,791 Let me guess, you killed him? 220 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,336 Strung up your little fiddle bow with his guts 221 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,130 or something super melodramatic like that. 222 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,133 Oh, shit. Struck a chord. 223 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,509 -I think you got it in one. -Oh. Yeah. 224 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,429 It's usually something like that. It's often family-based stuff. 225 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:29,934 I will not be undone by another idiot savant! 226 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,604 Fuck you! 227 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,982 You torture like a bitch. 228 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,192 -Oh, yeah? -That's good. 229 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,610 But maybe don't encourage him. 230 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,737 Hey. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 231 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,614 It's me you want. It's me you want! 232 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:45,658 Don't! I'm gonna fuckin' kill you, you fucker! 233 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,744 This is really gonna hurt. 234 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:49,662 Just so you know. 235 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,624 Relax. I'm tender-headed, ya know? 236 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,501 Alright! Okay! 237 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,088 I don't think the torture has begun. 238 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,673 Wait, so it gets worse than this? 239 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,008 Yeah, it gets way worse. 240 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,011 So, what's the plan, you weird fuck? 241 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:09,015 Yeah, I'm probably gonna cut your skin off in strips or some bullshit like that. 242 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:11,226 You don't sound very excited about it. 243 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,437 What are we... 244 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,940 what are we celebrating here, guys? 245 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,067 -It's Calypso's birthday. -Calypso. 246 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,444 -I'm Calypso. -Oh, God. 247 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,238 Guys, they Calypso'd them. 248 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,199 Ned would shit his pants if we did that. 249 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,618 Yeah, Captain likes a bit of whimsy now and then. 250 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,287 Well, I guess our captains have very different ideas about whimsy. 251 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,123 Maybe we should talk about it. 252 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,418 -No. Same shit, different day. -Okay. Okay. Okay. 253 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,294 -I'll shut up. I'll shut up. -Ya know, whatever this is, 254 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,046 it's just gonna turn me on. 255 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,256 Oh, really? 256 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,215 Go fuck yourself. 257 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,178 We were in there for a whole day. 258 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,348 I guess this is just engaged life. 259 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:58,064 Here's to 24 hours of freaky uninterrupted love. 260 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:05,071 Yeah, why weren't we interrupted? Where is everyone? 261 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:11,619 -That doesn't sound-- -Are we under attack? 262 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,754 Comfy? 263 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:26,426 Tighter, please. I think you've almost fixed my lower back. 264 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:34,100 Alright, you idiots. It's almost showtime. 265 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:38,229 Everyone settled in? Prepared to give their finest performance? 266 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,858 Can you hurry up? 267 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,652 Do you want it done fast or do you want it done well? 268 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:45,945 Both! 269 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,572 Yeah, right. Both. 270 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,616 Torturing us won't get your record back. 271 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,035 I know that. I'm just doing it for the lolz. 272 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,707 Now, you are about to witness 273 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:01,419 a little something I call, "The Symphony." 274 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:06,049 Let's all tune up! Tuning up! 275 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,100 Okay, so, let's see here. 276 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,976 Weapons. Weapons. Weapons. 277 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:20,480 Babe, here's everything I could find that's sharp or pointy. 278 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:25,527 Oh, my God, that's actually, like, making me nauseous. 279 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,406 -We really have to, like, do something. -Yeah, yeah. No, no. 280 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,658 Maybe we just, like, tell their stories. 281 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,910 And in some ways, isn't that the best revenge? 282 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,789 But we're not really at the revenge step. 283 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:41,793 We're sort of in the, like, pre-revenge window. 284 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,671 But there's a bunch of them and two of us. 285 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,968 Right, so, so, so, like, a plan. 286 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,344 Yeah, we definitely need a plan. 287 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,387 And we probably need more knives. 288 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,513 We definitely need more knives. 289 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:54,597 Okay, I'll go get some. 290 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,891 Okay. Like, a bunch more knives. 291 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:05,316 -Jesus! -No! You're late! 292 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,527 -I wasn't late. -It really hurts! 293 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,487 Thank you. 294 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,156 It's nice to get a little positive reinforcement now and again. 295 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:15,160 Don't talk to my employee. 296 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:18,288 -Oh, God. -That's the problem. 297 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:23,292 You see her as your employee rather than the person she actually is. 298 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,712 Okay, kill him. 299 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:30,383 Alrighty, dumbasses. Let's take it from the top! 300 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,177 Enough trifling! 301 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:36,431 Release my crew or Hellkat-- Is it Hellkat? 302 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,433 It's actually Hellkat Maggie. 303 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,060 -Oh! That's a beautiful name. -Thank you. 304 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,020 Hellkat Maggie gets it. 305 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,191 Go ahead and kill her. She can't even tie a rope correctly. 306 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,943 Maybe I'm demoralized by your constant fucking criticism. 307 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,904 Me too. I've had enough of the shiny fuck. 308 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,073 I don't like the way it makes me feel working for you. 309 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,824 Yeah, this job sucks. 310 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,327 You're mercenaries. You don't have feelings. 311 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,079 How about you stop telling me who I am? 312 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,581 -Yeah, and she has a name. -Yeah. 313 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:02,916 A beautiful one. 314 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:06,169 Fuck yeah! You wanna get crazy? 315 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,213 Let's get fuckin' crazy! 316 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,465 Guys, Stede's already got this! 317 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,509 -Yeah. Where you been? -We got engaged. 318 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:15,929 I love that. 319 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,431 Anywho, where were we? Oh, that's right. 320 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,892 Your lot was turning, weren't you? 321 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,061 Good. 322 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,729 Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Come on. Come on. 323 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:27,607 Please. Let's have a little professionalism. 324 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,859 Now he's saying please. 325 00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:32,904 Who's comin' in late now, Neddy? 326 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,202 In summary, you have built a pirate navy, 327 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:43,039 and you want the Crown to pay them not to pirate. 328 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,375 Correct. Pay them a living wage. 329 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,168 Then they will stop stealing your shit. 330 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:50,588 Do you know where a fifth of your nation's treasure winds up? 331 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,133 -On the sea floor. -On the floor of the sea. 332 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,468 Get out. No way, the sea floor? 333 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,471 But you are gonna end all that. 334 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,141 You could end all that. 335 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,853 Because of Papa's access to the Treasury? 336 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,522 Yes, but more importantly, 337 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:13,737 because you're Prince Richard Banes, respected pirate abolitionist. 338 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:17,240 And you could be the man to end all piracy 339 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,118 without firing a single shot. 340 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,370 Shot. 341 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,749 Thanks for the treasure, Bonnet! You're a good dude. 342 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,917 Awfully sorry to hear about your mum, Vincent. 343 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,419 Hope she's feeling better soon. 344 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,005 Thanks, Bonnet. You're the fuckin' man, bro. 345 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,674 Alright. Full sail, dawgs! 346 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,719 And I mean that supportively and affectionately. 347 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:40,722 You are all a disgrace! 348 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,893 I'll find you! I'll hunt you down! 349 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,562 Alright, gang! Let's talk profit sharing. 350 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,148 Maggie! 351 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:57,405 So, Bland Beard. How ya gonna do it? 352 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,867 I'm not. I don't respect you enough to kill you. 353 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,203 You're not worth the poison. 354 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:05,705 What happened to you? What happened? 355 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,457 You used to be a killer, 356 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:13,046 but now you're just a washed-up, low-born dirtbag. 357 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,134 -Walk! -Now this is how ya do it. 358 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,261 This is what it's all about right here. 359 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,554 Go. 360 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,729 Get up. 361 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,067 On the plank? 362 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,402 Yeah. 363 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:37,070 That is kinky. 364 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,906 You're gonna toss me into the sea? 365 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,078 Works for spiders. Works for men. 366 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:50,375 Ya know, once you kill me, 367 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,128 you are a real pirate. 368 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:57,424 You're not an amateur anymore. 369 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,385 Don't do it, Stede. 370 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,680 Killing in cold blood, you can't come back from that. 371 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:09,394 See? That's why he likes you. 372 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:13,648 It's because of your bumbling amateur status. 373 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:16,609 You're like a pet, I think. 374 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,070 You hurt my crew. 375 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:22,282 You shit-talked my friend and damaged my ship. 376 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:26,745 But worst of all, you fucked Calypso's birthday! 377 00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:30,540 Fuck off. 378 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:36,629 Alright, well, what would you like me to do? Jump? 379 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,716 No, don't forget your fiddle. 380 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,737 I'll be in my quarters. 381 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,113 Give him a minute. 382 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,241 First kill's always a mind-fuck. 383 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:08,745 I'm gonna check on him. 384 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,214 Hey. You okay? 385 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,051 Look, I was a wreck after my first kill as well. 386 00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:26,096 I mean, well, it was my dad, so there's that-- 387 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:38,483 Je vois la vie en rose 388 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:42,654 Il me dit des mots d'amour 389 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:45,615 Des mots de tous les jours 390 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:50,495 Et ca m'fait quelque chose 391 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:54,708 Il est entré dans mon coeur 392 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,711 Une part de bonheur 393 00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:02,340 Dont je connais la cause 394 00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:08,430 C'est lui pour moi, moi pour lui dans la vie 395 00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:13,852 Il me l'a dit, l'a juré, pour la vie 396 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:34,205 Mon coeur qui bat 397 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:52,182 C'est lui pour moi, moi pour lui dans la vie 398 00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:58,855 Il me l'a dit, l'a juré, pour la vie 399 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:02,984 Et dès que je l'apercois 400 00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:06,196 Alors, je sens en moi 401 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:11,868 Mon coeur qui bat 402 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:18,041 Da, da, da, da, da, da 403 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:24,089 Da, da, daaa, da 404 00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:33,765 One more song! One more song! 405 00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:37,268 I've got one more song! 406 00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:53,201 My apologies, guys, but I couldn't let 'em 407 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:54,953 harm this little fella. 408 00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:59,624 So we just went and hid off the side for a couple of hours, here. 409 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:03,837 And now I've got really sore fingies from hangin' there holding you! Yes, you! 410 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,132 Mate, you got sore fingies? I've got sore footsies and got tortured! 411 00:25:07,215 --> 00:25:08,591 -And we survived! -Yeah. 412 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:11,219 Let's fuckin' party! 413 00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:15,056 -I'll go get the fireworks! -Yeah!