1 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,469 Bye-bye. 2 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:06,232 Can't believe you made me breakfast in bed. 3 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,734 Yeah, me neither. 4 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:09,986 I don't think I've ever even made regular breakfast. 5 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,654 What have we got? 6 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,281 Toast with a bite already taken. 7 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,700 -That was me. -Marmalade, of course. 8 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:20,080 And strangely, some twine. What's that about? 9 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,416 Yeah, it's a piece of twine. I panicked. 10 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:26,670 Didn't know what else to put on there so I thought that I should add a flourish 11 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,420 so I put the twine on. 12 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:31,716 It worked. It does. It actually made it. 13 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:35,053 Just my way of sayin' thank you. 14 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:36,638 For what? 15 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,765 Okay, you know that night that I died? 16 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:44,145 -Yeah. -You appeared to me. 17 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:46,606 -Appeared? -Yeah. 18 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:49,109 -Like a ghost? -No, like a mermaid. 19 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:51,235 Or a mer-man. You were a mer-person. 20 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:54,280 How'd I look? 21 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:55,949 Fantastic. 22 00:01:56,616 --> 00:02:01,913 Ya know, orange and sparkly, and you sort of just 23 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:06,167 appeared out of the darkness under the water. 24 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,127 You saved my life. 25 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:10,295 Well, I'm glad I could help. 26 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:13,633 I'm sure you'll return the favor next time we're in a near-death situation. 27 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:16,553 How 'bout we just avoid all near-death situations? 28 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,139 Yeah. Nice idea. 29 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,850 Not bloody likely with our line of work. 30 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,561 -Hiya, boys. -Jesus! 31 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,564 -Fuck off. -It is my duty to inform the Captain 32 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,191 that the ship has docked on the Republic of Pirates. 33 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,527 Thank you. You could inform me on deck. 34 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:36,781 Aye, aye. Also, it's good to see that it's not just the ship 35 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:40,035 that has been well and truly docked. 36 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,829 Congratulations. 37 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:45,790 He's jealous. 38 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,141 What is this doing in my office? 39 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:05,894 Well, that's from the Prince. 40 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,937 He delivered one to every ship in the fleet. 41 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:11,941 Something about celebrating a time of peace 42 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:16,029 between pirate and civilized society. 43 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,408 Because "time" and "time." 44 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:21,826 Nice. 45 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:25,121 Man, it's really ugly, isn't it? Aye. 46 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,338 At least it's loud! 47 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,434 Hey, you seein' all these knobs 48 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,561 with the red, knotty doodads on their shoulders? 49 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,480 Pretty stylish, aye? 50 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,817 Zheng's recruitin'. 51 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,111 She must have some big plans. 52 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:59,656 Alright, we get it. Your queen's a genius. 53 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,866 I'm just sayin' she's ambitious, that's all. 54 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,160 -Alright. -Borderline brilliant, actually. 55 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,496 Wait, hey, isn't that her over there? 56 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:09,582 Zheng! Hey, girl! What up? 57 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,713 Looks like she remembers you. 58 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:18,757 -And it's not looking good. -Nope. 59 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,347 We've been living around here for weeks. 60 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,141 Can't believe I didn't know about this place. 61 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:29,686 Oh, no. This place is great. I know everyone. Hey, Maxie! 62 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:36,985 Yeah. My favorite thing about this place, I've never been stabbed. 63 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,487 -That's a first. -Yeah. 64 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:45,869 Well, I spent a lot of time at the beach writing you letters. 65 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,495 What kind of letters? 66 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,082 Just letters. Putting them in bottles. 67 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,625 Throwing 'em in the sea. 68 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,169 Letters in bottles. 69 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,629 It's not the most reliable postal service, but I love that. 70 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,298 I love that ya did that. 71 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,967 Hey. Don't mean to interrupt, but-- 72 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,510 You want an autograph. Here we go. 73 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,763 Having a lovely little meal here with my friend. 74 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:09,184 But I tell you what, I'm feeling in a nice and generous mood. 75 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,728 Once we finish our meal, I will sign whatever you want. 76 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:15,065 Are you Stede Bonnet? You wasted Ned Low? 77 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,903 Yes and yes, I suppose. 78 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,529 Do we have a problem here? 79 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,114 We're just huge fans. 80 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,659 We're gonna be at Jackie's later, we'll buy ya a round. 81 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:28,203 Bring your friend, too. 82 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,662 Spanish Jackie's. 83 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:33,957 -So awesome we got a chance to meet him. -What? 84 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:37,003 Congrats, mate. You're infamous. 85 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:42,550 Come on. I mean, a few roughnecks outside a fish shack does not infamy make. 86 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:44,803 Tell ya what. Why don't we go and get that drink, ay? 87 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,346 You can try out your new fame. 88 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:47,472 Maybe just one. 89 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,183 Should we get the bill? 90 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:53,770 Pirates don't pay, especially famous ones. 91 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,522 Run for it. 92 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,025 -Go, go, go, go. -We didn't pay. 93 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,569 We didn't pay! 94 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:06,408 And so I said to the poor bastard, "Not with those shoes on, you won't." 95 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,661 Hey! Thanks, mate. 96 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:11,705 God, this is going great for you. 97 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,748 -I'm enjoying it. -You are getting famous. 98 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,125 Here's a couple of things about that. 99 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,377 Accept drinks, but never finish them. 100 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:21,297 Never insult someone's tattoo, especially if it's of you. 101 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,092 What? People have your face tattooed on their body? 102 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,510 Not just my face. 103 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,887 Yeah, what else? 104 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:31,683 Number one thing, for me, is I'd say, watch out for the papes'. 105 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,560 -What are they? -The paper-razzi. 106 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,270 Those assholes that float around, 107 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:36,730 they're hiding in the corners doing drawings of you 108 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:37,981 without your permission. 109 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,607 -There's one over there. -What? 110 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,568 Yeah. Fuck you! 111 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,820 Hey, someone's definitely, probably gonna try and kill you. 112 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,697 -Oh, really?!-Yeah. Enjoy the night! 113 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,574 What? What? Kill me? 114 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,201 Maybe there isn't any bad blood. 115 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:52,495 Jackie might not even be here today. 116 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:53,747 -Dude! -What? 117 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:57,625 We set one foot in here, Spanish Jackie will have our heads. 118 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,294 More like your balls. 119 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:00,670 Oh, Christ. 120 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,923 -Oh, shit. -"The Revenge" boys. 121 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:06,051 I never thought I'd see you in here again. 122 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,597 -Sorry! -Everyone, listen up! 123 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,224 Here's the crew that 86ed Ned Low! 124 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,353 Hey! 125 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,230 -Come on in! -Hey. 126 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,274 Don't be scared. Come on! 127 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,109 The Swede will be happy to see ya. 128 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,197 This is my signature cocktail. 129 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,909 I call it the Sot och Saftig, or the Sweet and Spicy, 130 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,952 just like my wife. 131 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:35,663 -Okay. Thank you. -Cheers. 132 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,502 Is it just me or did The Swede get, like, so hot? 133 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,545 It's an adjustment for me as well. 134 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:48,218 Another round, for the legendary crew of "The Revenge"! 135 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,098 Thank you! 136 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,183 Hey, this free drink shit is for the birds. 137 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,310 You know what I mean? 138 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,521 Birds love drinking for free? 139 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,774 No, that’s not what I mean. There's money to be made. 140 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,234 -Let's get our grift on. -Okay. 141 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,569 -Yeah? -Yeah, let's do it. 142 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,866 It looks like your man is famous. 143 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,034 Look at me! 144 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,453 Why you dressed like a dirty-ass orphan? 145 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:18,373 Just takin' a little break from the leathers, ya know? 146 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:23,795 Natural fibers, bird shit on your collar. 147 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:28,633 You goin' through that "If I was a regular dude" phase, huh? 148 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:31,302 Actually, it might not be a phase. 149 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:34,847 Does he know that? 150 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:37,225 Stede! Stede! 151 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:42,105 Because your guy just became the motherfuckin' man. 152 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,525 Okay, here we go. 153 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:48,445 Blackbeard, 154 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,239 -are you a poor now? -What? No. 155 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,658 I'm just trying something different, man. 156 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:55,577 -Oh, okay. -Jesus. 157 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,537 Back to basics. 158 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:02,751 -Love the new look. -Yeah, now he's mucho caliente. 159 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,920 Fucks like a jackhammer. 160 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:10,550 -Stede! Stede! -I'm a Sea God! 161 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:12,969 Shit. 162 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,392 You were kinda like the break in my day. 163 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,897 I've never been called "the break" in anyone's day before. 164 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:30,070 Ya know, she just looked at me like I was a worm. 165 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:33,782 Was it as devastating as it was arousing? 166 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,201 How'd ya do it, Swede? 167 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,328 How'd you make Jackie so happy? 168 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:45,710 Hard work. I put my heart, soul, my back into it. 169 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,587 My whole body. 170 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,091 Ya know, if it doesn't work out with you and your lady friend, 171 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,176 I could put in a word with Jackie. 172 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:56,554 There's decent turnover here, husband-wise. 173 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,309 I know things didn't end well, 174 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:04,270 but he thinks about you all the time, man. 175 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,941 Olu came with me because we're like anchors for each other. 176 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:11,403 -We're family. -Oh, yeah. Family who fucked. 177 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,697 -Not helping. Look. -Sorry, sorry. 178 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:17,242 Ever since Olu came with us, all he does is talk about you 179 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,744 and how he wishes he could make it up to you. 180 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,289 Thank you for telling me. 181 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,041 You wanna talk to him? 182 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,879 I would not say no to that. 183 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,757 See you soon, Pirate Queen. 184 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,594 Don't make yourself too available. 185 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,480 Havin' a think, are ya? 186 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,860 Hey, ya know what I did this mornin'? Bright and early? 187 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:54,029 Made your boyfriend blush. 188 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,074 Ya threw away your leathers, I saw ya. 189 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,076 'Course ya did. 190 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,371 How'd it feel? 191 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,833 Fucking great. 192 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,380 Maybe you should listen to it. 193 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,014 I just threw a violin. 194 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,851 Blackbeard didn't wanna kill Ned Low himself? 195 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,228 No, you see-- Well, maybe. 196 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,688 But we're a partnership. 197 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,565 We take turns on making our decisions. 198 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:33,193 That's what we do. It works for us, always has. 199 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,111 Right, Blackbeard? 200 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,865 -Where is he? Ed? -Stede fucking Bonnet! 201 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,537 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 202 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,881 Looks like I got someone all hot and bothered. 203 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,844 Gentlemen Pirate's the fuckin' dude! 204 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:02,806 You're not wrong. 205 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,522 Ed? I've been looking everywhere for you. 206 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,774 Hey, I'm just getting some air. 207 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,652 Someone tried to kill me, just like you said they would! 208 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,778 But I set them alight 209 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,655 and then I said a cool thing and everyone laughed! 210 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,534 Your first immolation. I'm sorry I missed it. 211 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,994 People are so jazzed! I even got my ear pierced! 212 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,081 It hurt like hell! It's been a great day. 213 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:31,459 Hey, I'm happy for you. I really am. 214 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,587 You don't sound that happy. 215 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,427 Man, I said to you that I needed to take this slow, 216 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,804 and it's been the complete opposite. 217 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:46,599 I think last night was a mistake. 218 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,105 I'm not ready for whatever this is. 219 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,069 Well, you know, this can be whatever we want it to be. 220 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:01,364 I don't even know who I am. Alright? I know I don't wanna be a pirate. 221 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,742 And you. Look at you, you're blowing up, ya know? 222 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,493 You're the toast of the town. Everyone wants a piece-- 223 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,704 -Ed, you're panicking! -I'm not panicking. Alright? 224 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,456 And here's the news, I'm leaving. 225 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:10,957 What? 226 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:17,047 I got a job on a little fishing boat and I'm leaving. 227 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,215 I'm a fisherman now. 228 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:23,053 Ed. Seriously? 229 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,262 You're not a fisherman. 230 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,973 I am. I caught a fish. You saw that? 231 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,933 -One fish? -Yeah. You liked that fi-- 232 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,393 You said it was a good fish. 233 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,938 It was a fine fish. It was whatever. 234 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,982 -I was just making you feel good! -Whatever? Whatever? 235 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,359 Okay, you know what? Fuck you. No. 236 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,152 If you're not taking my fishing seriously, fine. 237 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,695 Come on, it's not about that! 238 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:44,115 It's everything about that! It's everything about fishing. 239 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,368 Why don't we just stop now, 240 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,328 before we say something we can't take back. 241 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,163 You're just blowing this up. 242 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,249 Fishermen and pirates are nothing alike. 243 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,710 You're a coward! 244 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,548 -Hey! -What? 245 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:01,758 What is that doing here? 246 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,677 Queen said she didn't want it in her quarters. 247 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:07,347 Well, I do not wanna see it here. 248 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:08,932 Put it below deck. Fuck's sake. 249 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:15,355 Planks, ahoy! Planks! Authentic! 250 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:19,109 100% Gentleman Pirate-certified replica planks! 251 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,569 -Anyone for a plank? Yes, sir! Yes, sir! -Over here! Over here! 252 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,863 This is a genuine signature. 253 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:28,451 Very few of these available. This deal won't last. 254 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,746 The Gentleman Pirate, the genuine article! 255 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,415 -We need more of these, babe. -I'm going as fast as I can 256 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,874 with a missing finger, hon. 257 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,751 Fancy man from Barbados! 258 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,420 Ya know, for another piece of eight, 259 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,214 I can do the back of his head on the front of your torso. 260 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,342 -Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. -I've got all day, buddy. 261 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:49,764 Some people are afraid of success, but I feel like you guys get me. 262 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,933 You like me for me. 263 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:56,229 I've only known you a few hours, Bonnet, but I'd fuckin' die for ya. 264 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,567 A bit intense, but I like the feeling. 265 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,279 VIPs only. 266 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,241 Mr. Hands. 267 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,535 Steak Knife. Fuck off a minute. 268 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,912 Fucking off, sir. 269 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,876 Whatever you wanna say, you can say it in front of my friends. 270 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,838 -Fuck off, Bill. -Yes, sir, Mr. Hands. 271 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,131 Bill? 272 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:31,473 I know what happened. Edward left you. 273 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:34,267 So this is a victory lap, then? 274 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,604 Might take you a while with your horsey leg. 275 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,065 For the record, 276 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,525 I think you're good for him. 277 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,985 You balance each other out. 278 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:47,572 Took me a long time to realize that, but I do now. 279 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,742 Fat lot of good it's done us. 280 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,411 Yeah, well. 281 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,584 Ya know what he did when I told him I loved him? 282 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,544 -He shot me. -He shot you. Yeah, I know. 283 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,634 He's a complicated man. 284 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:18,603 No pressure, but this might be your last shot. 285 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,939 What we talkin' about? 286 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,776 Que valga la pena. 287 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,713 I have a hard time with trust. 288 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,675 You know that saying, "Fool me once, shame on me; 289 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,427 fool me twice, I need to end your life"? 290 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,179 Okay. That's not how that goes. 291 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,848 That's how I was taught. 292 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,684 Look, I'm sorry I left. 293 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:03,314 Okay? It was just all that stuff about killin' my friends. 294 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:06,358 -It was a little bit intense. -You don't have to explain. 295 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,156 I 296 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,035 I missed you. 297 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,124 You missed the break in your day. 298 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,877 'Cause that's what you used to say. 299 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,420 I missed the break in my day. 300 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,131 I love when you say that. 301 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,549 Okay. 302 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,350 Let's get you back on the ship. You need it. 303 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:42,395 Besides, you stay here much longer, 304 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:45,565 you're gonna end up on the wrong end of a sword. 305 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,778 Look at you, you got all four limbs. 306 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:50,862 He was concerned 307 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,447 -you were gonna stab him, but-- -So, yeah. 308 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:56,117 I'm gonna go with Zheng now. 309 00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:01,456 So, thank you for being kinda nosy and crossing boundaries 310 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,416 and, you know what you did. 311 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,629 All good, Pirate Queen. 312 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:09,673 What's she doing here? 313 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,384 She's recruited half the island. 314 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,596 Well, she better back off my guys. 315 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,350 As I understand it, there might be a bit of room on the ship. 316 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,019 Would we get our own room or? 317 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,354 Don't push it. 318 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,147 I mean, we can also share. 319 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,816 -I mean, we've been doing that-- -Alright. 320 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:31,611 Oh, I see. We're all friendly now. 321 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:36,449 Zheng, last we saw each other, you were tryna kill everyone. 322 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,826 Hi, Stede. 323 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:40,995 Congrats on the Ned Low thing, that's big for you. 324 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,497 Leave my crew alone. 325 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,624 Are you sure they're yours? 326 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,919 They are. We've been through hell together. 327 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,922 This might make things a bit awkward, Cap-- 328 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,634 -Stede, but-- -Et tu, Olu? 329 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,678 You're gonna stab me in the back right in front of me? 330 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,054 For her? 331 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,598 I took her entire crew down with chamomile tea! 332 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,600 Let's not do this here. 333 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,561 Do what? We're just talking, aren't we? 334 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:09,399 Unless, you had something else in mind. 335 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:14,320 I'm going to pretend you didn't just touch your sword. 336 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,699 Should I pretend you're not poaching my crew? 337 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,326 It's not poaching if they wanna leave. 338 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:24,289 Maybe go spend some time with your serial killer boyfriend. 339 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,332 Or did he already leave you again? 340 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,001 Oh, damn. 341 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,132 Who told ya that? 342 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,301 Oh, shit, really? 343 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,971 That was a lucky shot, but, yeah, figures. 344 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,141 I got this, boss. 345 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,062 That was really mean. 346 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,563 I'd back up. 347 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:51,649 -Now, I'll be mean. -Okie-doke. 348 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,739 Steak Knife! 349 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,077 No! What have you done? 350 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:06,164 Steak! Fight it! Steak-y! 351 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,382 -Draw. -Oh, Bonnet, no. 352 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,761 I'll make this quick. 353 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,680 You're gonna die quickly, are you? 354 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,476 You fight like a towel boy. 355 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,567 I've killed mediocre men. 356 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,277 I've killed exceptional men. 357 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,821 But you're the worst kind: 358 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,323 a mediocre man who thinks he's exceptional. 359 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,660 Thing about being mediocre, no one sees you coming. 360 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:48,623 Shit. 361 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,753 You got fucked up, bro. You got fucked up. 362 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:56,965 Hell no! 363 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,407 Oh, hell no! Y'all take this shit outside! 364 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:26,494 I said, take this shit outside! 365 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,922 Stay down, Stede! Stay down! 366 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:39,466 Oh, no! 367 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,134 Stede, please don't get up. 368 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,803 Say "mercy" and this all ends. 369 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,055 -Just do it. -Say it. 370 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,931 -Quit. -Say it, Stede. 371 00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,266 Merci... 372 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,478 beaucoup. 373 00:21:57,776 --> 00:21:59,986 Is this how you plank someone, Stede? 374 00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,739 Am I doing it right? 375 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:03,990 Well, actually. 376 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,453 Oh, no, no, no. 377 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:09,913 -Fuck. -Fuckin' hell. 378 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:17,295 Now the plank walks you! 379 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:37,065 -Oh, my God! -Oh, God! 380 00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:03,693 This rope is so rough on my tender fingies. 381 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,321 I shouldn't have agreed to do all this. 382 00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:10,367 What if we just, don't? 383 00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:14,788 I'm so relaxed, man. How did ya think of this? 384 00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:18,500 My curl pattern was messed up by the salt air, 385 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,336 I was permanently sunburned, 386 00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:24,255 my toenails were coming through my shoes. 387 00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:30,428 And I said to myself, "Roach, buddy, you need to take care of yourself." 388 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:33,807 Yeah, that's so, so, so important. 389 00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:37,435 Hey, check this out. 390 00:24:43,191 --> 00:24:45,402 What? What are you doing?