1 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:09,109 I'm Charlie by the way, uh, Charlie Cale. 2 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:13,880 So, what's it like, leavin' everything behind and startin' fresh? 3 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:14,948 It suits me. 4 00:00:15,048 --> 00:00:16,883 You get to meet all sorts of people, 5 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:18,985 -all sorts of lives. -All sorts of lies? 6 00:00:19,085 --> 00:00:20,754 I got no idea. 7 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,922 -I have this thing... -Bullshit. 8 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,190 ...I can tell if someone's lying. 9 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:25,225 -Bullshit. -It's a whole thing. 10 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:26,793 It would take too long to explain. 11 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:28,561 -It's fine, I don't care. -Bullshit. 12 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:31,231 The real trick of it is to figure out why someone is lying. 13 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:32,832 You ever think about joining the FBI? 14 00:00:32,932 --> 00:00:34,134 I'm not really about helping the man. 15 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:37,237 [Sterling Frost, Jr.] I'm giving you an opportunity to work with me. 16 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:38,872 We're gonna fleece this son of a bitch. 17 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:40,674 [gunshots] 18 00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:42,208 [Charlie Cale] I lost a friend. 19 00:00:42,308 --> 00:00:44,544 Natalie. She was my best friend. 20 00:00:44,644 --> 00:00:48,081 She did the right thing when she saw something awful, 21 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:49,816 and you killed her for it. 22 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:52,952 [* intense rock music playing] 23 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,721 [sirens wailing] 24 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:56,523 [Beatrix Hasp] [over phone] Charlie Cale. 25 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:57,590 Beatrix Hasp, right? 26 00:00:57,691 --> 00:00:59,325 [Beatrix] I'm here with the five families. 27 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:01,061 There is no corner of the country 28 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:02,696 deep enough to hide from us. 29 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:03,730 We're gonna find you. 30 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:07,667 Well, Bea, let's all of us find out together. 31 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:09,436 [* music fades out] 32 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:32,258 [* classical music playing] 33 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:41,434 [oven dings] 34 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:04,290 ** 35 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,406 [* upbeat music playing on TV] 36 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:20,373 [speaker] Lunch time! 37 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:22,876 [Kid Cop] [on TV] You have the right to an attorney. 38 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,711 [suspect] Hey, no fair. 39 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:26,479 It's way past your bedtime. 40 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:29,616 What's that supposed to be? 41 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:31,685 Uh, it's us. 42 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,620 I'm moving into portraiture. 43 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,922 I have to branch out 44 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:37,991 if I want to develop as an artist. 45 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:39,826 -Artist? -Mm-hm. 46 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:42,696 That spangled garbage. 47 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:43,997 Artist? 48 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:47,267 You'll be the Gauguin of Etsy. 49 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,502 Well, I wouldn't expect you to understand, Mother. 50 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:53,907 Oh, no. But you do expect me to keel over, 51 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,175 leave you my fortune, 52 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:58,311 and bankroll your little artist's journey. 53 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:00,513 Mother, don't be so morbid. 54 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,415 I see you. 55 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,584 I see what you're doing. 56 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,088 Oh, that faithful child. 57 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:13,560 So selfless, caring for that mean old woman. 58 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,362 [laughs] 59 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,597 Can I get you anything else? 60 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:18,832 Four daughters, 61 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,967 and the one I kept closest 62 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:22,602 is my biggest disappointment. 63 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,572 Yes, well, my other sisters are not here 64 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,974 washing your foot rags, cutting your charcuterie, 65 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:30,977 and making you delicious homemade soup. 66 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:32,746 -It's tepid. -[fork clangs] 67 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,081 [doorbell rings] 68 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:36,816 Oh, good. Paul's here. 69 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,052 Lawyer Paul? 70 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,421 Yes, I have to get my affairs in order. 71 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:45,091 But... we already, we already made your will. 72 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:46,159 We-We-We did it together. 73 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:49,496 The doctor says that within weeks, 74 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:51,431 my heart will give out. 75 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:56,236 Once you're staring into the eyes of death, Amber, 76 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:59,939 you realize what's really important: 77 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:04,077 Rewarding those people who didn't... 78 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:07,347 disappoint you in life. 79 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:10,083 [* poignant music playing] 80 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,484 Fetch me my ham. 81 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:22,829 [door rattles] 82 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:26,700 -Paul? -[Paul Fletcher] Amber. 83 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:28,768 You look very nice. 84 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,606 Paul, please, um, 85 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,709 you have to tell me, what did she do? 86 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:39,512 Look, no matter how much sympathy I have 87 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,449 for your situation, I legally can't say. 88 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:44,184 It-It's a confidential matter, 89 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,485 and I could lose my license if I-- 90 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:48,054 -Please. -Norma's cut you out of the will. 91 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:49,856 -She what? -Oh, God. 92 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:52,225 Sorry, that was, like, involuntary. 93 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:54,828 I'm a, I'm a people pleaser, and I, and I... That's my problem. 94 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,596 But please, don't tell her that I told you that. 95 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:57,330 She can't. 96 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:59,232 She-- I-I-I've taken care of her 97 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:01,101 when she's been sick this whole time, 98 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,036 and my sisters have gone off and lived their life. 99 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,070 And I've been here. 100 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,206 I deserve this! I earned this! 101 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,374 How could she be so cruel? 102 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,641 No, not your sisters. 103 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,643 They're, they're not getting anything either. 104 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:12,579 Well, then, who's getting the fortune? 105 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:14,514 My mom doesn't have any friends. 106 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:16,249 She calls charity "organized malingering." 107 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:19,419 No, Amber. No. I-I-I-I can't tell you, legally, morally. 108 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:22,589 The-The-The trust that is a bedrock of my profession forbids me-- 109 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:23,289 Please. 110 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:24,791 A woman named Felicity Price. 111 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:26,893 Shit. 112 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:29,262 Um... 113 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:32,098 she gets the house, the money, the royalties. 114 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:34,267 I'm not to make contact until after Norma dies. 115 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:35,268 She doesn't want to be disappointed. 116 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:36,436 And now I'm getting in the car before you can 117 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:38,371 ask me anything else. Sorry. 118 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,708 [car engine starts] 119 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:45,545 Who the fuck is Felicity Price? 120 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:48,081 [* suspenseful classical music playing] 121 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,450 [keyboard clacking] 122 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,696 Holy butt-munch. 123 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:10,437 ** 124 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,486 [crackling] 125 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,023 Felicity Price? 126 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:39,199 Hi, I'm Amber. 127 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,233 And I think we may be-- 128 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,701 [helmet squeaks] 129 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:44,938 [* curious music playing] 130 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:49,042 Uh-huh. 131 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:50,944 Yeah. 132 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:55,281 This is a lot to process. 133 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:57,484 -I mean, I-I never knew. -Thank you. 134 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:58,551 [Felicity Price] How did you find out? 135 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:00,487 Well, um, I was at a gallery show, 136 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,956 uh, asking about a piece 137 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:06,459 that I just loved when I, uh, saw your artist's photo. 138 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:08,328 And I just-- I almost passed out. 139 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,997 Wow. Just wow. 140 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,233 It's... cool look. 141 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:17,070 Oh, I took that before I moved out here. 142 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,805 Off the grid. 143 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,041 If you ask anyone in the art world 144 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:23,076 who Felicity Price is, 145 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:24,511 that's who they will describe. 146 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:27,280 And I don't even recognize that person anymore. 147 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:30,150 -[can pops] -I, um... 148 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,687 I've been completely isolated for about a year now. 149 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:36,890 Stripped everything away... 150 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,992 fashion, style... 151 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:41,895 to see what was left. 152 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:46,599 Only the art can reveal the artist, right? 153 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:47,901 Totally. 154 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,070 I'm also an artist. 155 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:53,973 I, um, I make polymer clay figurines, 156 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:57,744 um, and I've been featured three times on Etsy, hm. 157 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:58,778 Cool. 158 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,316 Wow. 159 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,251 A long-lost twin. 160 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:08,321 It's like finding a missing piece of myself. 161 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:09,422 [coughs quietly] 162 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:10,924 It's hilarious, isn't it? 163 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,525 [chuckles] 164 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:16,229 Uh, did you, uh, did you grow up with our dad? 165 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:20,100 Oh, shit. Uh... yeah. Uh... 166 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,037 we have the same dad. 167 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:29,142 Benny's dead. 168 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,412 Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry if you wanted to meet him. 169 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:35,315 If it's any consolation, he was a complete asshole. 170 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:37,884 He drove us drunk straight into a light pole 171 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:38,785 when I was 17. 172 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:41,554 Wow. How horrible. 173 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,490 What about our mom? 174 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,558 Dead. Yeah, dead. 175 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:47,861 Norma, she had this rare disease. 176 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:50,130 All of her bones shattered inside her. 177 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,564 And it was so agonizing. 178 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:54,968 So much pain and so much screaming. 179 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:58,672 Wow. 180 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:03,843 -Uh... -Yeah, mm. Hey! 181 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:08,081 Um, I am actually a photographer, 182 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,283 kind of, on the side, 183 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,651 and I could take a new, uh, 184 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:14,320 artist's photo, if you want, 185 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:15,989 maybe outside with your work? 186 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:17,891 [sighs] 187 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:19,559 Sure. 188 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,461 [camera shutter clicking] 189 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,929 [Amber Kazinsky] That's great. 190 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,765 You look really cool. 191 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:32,605 These are fantastic. You photograph so well. 192 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,710 Do you have a cell? I-I can text them to you. 193 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,778 No, but, um, I check my email 194 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:40,847 at the public library every couple of days. 195 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:43,616 -I can write it down for you. -Oh, wow, yeah. That'd be great. 196 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,985 [* suspenseful music playing] 197 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,028 [box thuds] 198 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,231 [paper rustling] 199 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:12,979 [camera shutter clicking] 200 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,449 Amber, are you feeling okay? 201 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:19,185 My mother's dying, Paul. How do you think I'm doing? 202 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,967 [machine beeping] 203 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,803 [container clicks] 204 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:43,309 [Norma wheezes] 205 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,712 Mom? Mom? 206 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,716 [laughs] You... 207 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:56,122 you look like that little fat plumber in the movies. 208 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,626 Mario wears red overalls. 209 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:02,295 You knew who I was talking about, didn't you? 210 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,899 [laughs, coughs] 211 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,835 [wheezes] 212 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,510 ** 213 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,145 It's okay. 214 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,848 You can go now. 215 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,316 I'm ready. 216 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,120 ** 217 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:37,197 [machine beeps] 218 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,932 [siren chirps] 219 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,942 [phone chiming] 220 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,615 Uh, Felicity, uh, exclamation point. 221 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,018 Uh, I've been thinking, period. 222 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,420 Uh, you showed me your home, period. 223 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,522 I ought to show you mine, period. 224 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:05,191 Are you free next Friday, question mark. 225 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,226 Heart emoji. 226 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:11,865 ** 227 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,305 -You're late. -I'm sorry, Ms. Kazinsky. 228 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,042 My sisters are inside. You can just drop it with them. 229 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,348 [car engine rumbles] 230 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:33,253 ** 231 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,211 [Amber] You can leave the key inside. 232 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,880 Nobody comes out here. 233 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:04,117 So, I got this weird email from this lawyer guy 234 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:07,687 who says our mom died and there's a will. 235 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,789 But you said our mom already-- 236 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:12,225 What in the living fuck? 237 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,061 I thought you'd be flattered. 238 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,732 You got to be kidding me. This is... 239 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,668 this is ridiculous. Wh-Wh-What is this? 240 00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,837 You have everything I want. 241 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,408 Everything I deserve. 242 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,977 What is happening? 243 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,280 [both grunt] 244 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,157 [screaming] 245 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:50,063 [* dramatic music playing] 246 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,738 Hi, sisters. I'm... 247 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,407 I know you all didn't love Mom, 248 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,610 but, but she was my world an-an-and, and I loved her, 249 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,045 and, and I can't go on without her. 250 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,480 So, I've come to the bluff to jump. 251 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,784 So when you see my body at the-the bottom of the bluff 252 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:14,020 by our house, that's me. 253 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:16,089 I'm sorry. 254 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,432 ** 255 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:36,976 [prosthetic clinks] 256 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,387 [* suspenseful music playing] 257 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,990 Oh, no. 258 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:54,561 No! No, no, no! No! No! 259 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:58,932 ** 260 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,811 No! No! 261 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,614 No. You're supposed to be me. 262 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,249 They're all going to know that you're not me. 263 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,917 Well, how am I supposed to fake this? 264 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,753 What am I supposed to do? 265 00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,322 Oh, why is nothing ever easy? 266 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,095 [train horn blares] 267 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,269 ** 268 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,576 [train rumbling] 269 00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,993 Holy butt-munch. 270 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,296 [car engine rumbling] 271 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,572 I'm Felicity Price. 272 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,475 I'm Felicity Price. 273 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,482 [lowers voice] I'm Felicity... Price. 274 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,453 [car engine rumbling] 275 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,028 ** 276 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,039 [sisters] Amber... 277 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:53,780 Paul Fletcher? 278 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,183 You emailed me about an inheritance. 279 00:16:57,283 --> 00:17:00,286 Mm-hm. I'm Felicity Price. 280 00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:15,068 [Charlie] [sighs] Gosh, man. 281 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,170 Tell you something, Cookie. Uh... 282 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,838 It's Cookie, right? 283 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:19,939 Hmm. 284 00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:22,308 I tell you, you know, I've been driving by 285 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,311 these parking lots every day of my life, right there. 286 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,813 Yeah. You stop and, uh, 287 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,348 you sit in one, uh, all day long, 288 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:31,418 and you get a whole other perspective, you know? 289 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:34,487 Just the sheer life on display. 290 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,955 [chuckles] 291 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,991 Yeah, secrets in every glove box. 292 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:41,361 I mean, motel matchbooks, baby shoes. 293 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:45,098 The unobserved pageant of the ordinary. 294 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:49,803 Ah, I mean, the tales these cars could tell, yeah? 295 00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:52,872 Hey, how's that book? 296 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,141 Very second wave. 297 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,209 [chuckles] Yeah. 298 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,445 [glass shatters] 299 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,947 Charlie Cale! 300 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,916 Beatrix Hasp says hello! 301 00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,551 -[gunshot] -[bullet clangs] 302 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:05,618 [Charlie] Oh, shit! 303 00:18:05,719 --> 00:18:07,687 -[Charlie screams] -[car engine rumbles] 304 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,791 [bullets pinging] 305 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:19,466 -[* whimsical music playing] -[Halloween decor laughing] 306 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,404 Well, that's what I'm saying. Late stage capitalism 307 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,939 is turning us all into zombies. 308 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:27,607 That's why we have to unionize. 309 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:28,975 [decor laughs] 310 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,944 I'm sorry, a-are you saying I'm a zombie? 311 00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:32,879 'Cause I'm pretty sure I'm a mummy, so. 312 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,714 -I don't know. -[truck honks] 313 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,182 Here they come. Ready? 314 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:41,287 [both grunting] 315 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:48,628 Oh, shit! 316 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,930 [gunshots] 317 00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:52,532 [Charlie yells] 318 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,636 -[all clapping and cheering] -[child] Jason versus zombies! 319 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,371 Jason versus zombies! 320 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,206 [all] Jason versus zombies! 321 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,342 Jason versus zombies! 322 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,211 ** 323 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:22,028 Hey, pick up the picking pace, please. 324 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,396 Oh, gotcha. Sorry. Yeah. 325 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,932 I-I just, uh, taking in the rich pageant of... 326 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,435 Yeah. Uh, yeah, yeah. Sorry about that. 327 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,339 [car rumbling] 328 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:36,076 [Jimmy] You. Hey! Hey, you. 329 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,279 We know this girl's working here. You seen her? 330 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,715 Oh, she quit yesterday. Uh, couldn't take the heat. 331 00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:44,184 Shit. She say where she was going? 332 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,618 Nope. Sorry. 333 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,858 [car engine rumbles] 334 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,663 Shit. 335 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:04,471 Hi, uh, thank you. 336 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,941 Yeah. Picking pace. 337 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,042 Pick it up, pronto. 338 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,177 Yeah, no problem. Apples all day. 339 00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,646 ** 340 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,889 [apples thud] 341 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,027 Can I ask you who you're hiding from? 342 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,429 Oh, I'm not. 343 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,930 Well, you know how it is. 344 00:20:31,031 --> 00:20:32,766 Uh, you cross the wrong, uh, 345 00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:34,401 crime boss or five. 346 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,070 But it's a long story. You don't need to hear this. 347 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,439 -No, not really, no. -Yeah. 348 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,048 -Are you alright? -Me? Yeah. 349 00:20:48,148 --> 00:20:49,649 -Yeah, I'm cool. -Okay. 350 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,019 Uh, it's just like, uh, that uncanny thing 351 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,487 where it's like, uh, you know, 352 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,689 you've seen somebody before, 353 00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:57,257 like, you grew up with them or something. 354 00:20:58,058 --> 00:21:00,393 Uh, when you were little, did you ever watch 355 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,529 a show called "Kid Cop: Nights"? 356 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,971 -No way. -Yeah. 357 00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:14,808 -Excuse me, "Kid Cop: Nights" over here! -No, no, no, stop that! 358 00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:15,642 -Stop. -Oh, my God. 359 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,510 -Please. I'm so sorry. -Oh, my G... 360 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,778 -Wait, what? -Did you... 361 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,146 I knew it. 362 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,115 -Well, can we just let it go? -I knew it the second I saw you. 363 00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:23,483 -Come on. I can't. -Holy shit. 364 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,686 [* upbeat music playing] 365 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,872 [siren wailing] 366 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,941 I went in too deep, Chief. 367 00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:50,677 I don't know where I start 368 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:54,114 and Crystal the drug mule ends. 369 00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:57,484 [crying] Butt-munch. 370 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,787 Pew-eee. Phew. 371 00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:04,224 Delia, no offense, man, but that is some bad acting. 372 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,459 None taken. That-That's not me. 373 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,795 That's Amber, my sister, 374 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,830 or "Hamber" as we like to call her. 375 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,433 Get out. So, you're an identical twin? 376 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,634 Oh, no, no, no. 377 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,204 [Charlie] Clone, two, three, four. 378 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:19,272 What do you call that? "Freaky"? 379 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,441 Uh, quadruplets. We all played Kid Cop. 380 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,743 It's the only way you can make 23 episodes a year 381 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,478 when you decide to set a kids' show 382 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,913 shot entirely at night. 383 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,014 Gosh. Boy. 384 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,684 Man, that sounds like a fun childhood, right? 385 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,688 Ah. 386 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:38,158 Could have been. 387 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:40,093 If it wasn't for Norma. 388 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,295 [Charlie] Mm. It's like a stage mommy type. 389 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:45,231 [Delia Kazinsky] Mm. Norma pitted us against each other 390 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,033 every chance she got. 391 00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:50,337 I don't think we ever really recovered. 392 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:55,108 She gave me my first drink, my second drink, 393 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,810 and my fifteenth... 394 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:59,145 to settle my nerves on set. 395 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,150 I went to five rehabs before... 396 00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:07,487 I realized I had to cut her out of my life to get sober. 397 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,190 Damn. 398 00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:13,259 Yeah, this show ran forever. I'm doing the math. 399 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,195 Why are you picking apples for a living? 400 00:23:15,295 --> 00:23:16,896 Norma took every cent. 401 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,100 If I had a tenth of what I made back then, I could... 402 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:23,436 buy the old man out of his apple operation 403 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:26,573 when he retires, and I could be my own boss. 404 00:23:27,207 --> 00:23:28,208 Every man's dream. 405 00:23:28,308 --> 00:23:30,543 Mm. What's yours? 406 00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:33,313 Well, uh, not getting shot. 407 00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:35,849 Oh, come on. It's got to be more than that. 408 00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:38,284 Introspection, it just makes me queasy. 409 00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:40,854 I, uh, tumble up. Uh... 410 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,690 What I would love, me personally, 411 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:46,626 the one where Kid Cop faces off against the Zodiac Killer. 412 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,628 Come on, you know it's a classic. Come on. 413 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,330 -Alright. -Oh, yes. 414 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:53,333 [* theme music playing] 415 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,701 Yeah. 416 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:01,975 Good, good apple. 417 00:24:02,075 --> 00:24:03,843 [indistinct chatter] 418 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:09,716 Hiya, partner. How you doing? 419 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,818 -Uh, Norma died. -What? 420 00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:15,388 Ah, shit. I'm sorry. I think. 421 00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:16,990 -How are you doing? -Funeral's tomorrow. 422 00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:18,925 I asked if I could borrow a truck, 423 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:20,326 but the old man can't spare one. 424 00:24:20,427 --> 00:24:22,395 It's going to take at least a day to get there by bus. 425 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:23,763 I'm not going to make it. 426 00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:25,699 Are you sure you really want to go to the funeral? 427 00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,967 Well, it's the only chance I can get my money back, 428 00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:30,937 but-- And I'm sure Norma gave it all to Amber. 429 00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:32,639 Maybe I can talk her into sharing it with us. 430 00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:34,974 No, no. Hey, it's okay. I'll-- I-I'll drive. 431 00:24:35,075 --> 00:24:36,743 Well, he is not going to hold your job. 432 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:37,677 Oh, no. 433 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:40,613 Oh, I'm going to lose my pension. Come on. 434 00:24:40,714 --> 00:24:42,282 Shit, man, I'm sorry. 435 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,095 [Charlie sighs deeply] 436 00:24:55,195 --> 00:24:56,529 Alright, so listen. 437 00:24:57,297 --> 00:24:59,132 Just, like, uh, 438 00:24:59,232 --> 00:25:01,267 get in, get out, get the cash, 439 00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:02,802 buy the orchard. Presto. 440 00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:05,939 Good luck, buddy. 441 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:12,912 Do you, um, do you want to come in for a minute? 442 00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:16,282 I mean, will your sisters 443 00:25:16,383 --> 00:25:17,617 really want to have me at the wake? 444 00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:19,953 Oh, trust me, nobody in there is mourning. 445 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,921 Please? 446 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,325 Well, I am a little curious 447 00:25:25,425 --> 00:25:27,694 to see all four Kid Cops in action. 448 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:30,330 Leave the keys in the car. 449 00:25:30,430 --> 00:25:31,798 Nobody ever comes here. 450 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:33,967 Alright, boss. 451 00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:36,236 Fuck it. 452 00:25:37,404 --> 00:25:38,838 Four Kid Cops. 453 00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:42,242 -Wow-wee. Oh, boy. -[Delia] Yeah. 454 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:44,811 Hello? 455 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:47,681 Whoa, "Kid Cop" money, huh? 456 00:25:47,781 --> 00:25:49,049 -Oh, shit. -Hello? 457 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:53,520 Bebe? 458 00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:55,455 -[Charlie] Hello. -Good day. 459 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:56,556 Cece? 460 00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:58,792 [Bebe Kazinsky] In here! 461 00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:03,663 -[both] De-De. -[Charlie] Oh. 462 00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:06,366 This is not going to get confusing at all. Hi. 463 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,268 No, thank you. 464 00:26:08,368 --> 00:26:10,270 Oh, right. Yeah. 465 00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:11,404 I forgot. 466 00:26:11,504 --> 00:26:12,672 You're boring now. 467 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:13,873 Okay, everyone, 468 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:15,442 this is Charlie from work. 469 00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:16,710 She gave me a ride. 470 00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:18,211 Oh, hey, I'm, uh, 471 00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:19,946 I'm really sorry for your loss. 472 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:25,285 Okay. Uh, Charlie, this is Bebe. She's a DJ. 473 00:26:25,819 --> 00:26:29,422 Yeah, I noticed. Hey, cool cans. Hey. 474 00:26:29,522 --> 00:26:31,191 And this is Cece, she's a teacher. 475 00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:34,494 [French accent] Associate Professor of Comparative Literature. 476 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,731 Whoa, uh, how'd you get French? 477 00:26:37,831 --> 00:26:40,633 Cece took a year of post-grad in Quebec City, 478 00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:42,669 and now she can't get over it. 479 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:45,071 What Bebe does not understand is that one adopts 480 00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:47,140 the accent of one's peer group. 481 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,742 This is where Dede sounds like she grew up 482 00:26:48,842 --> 00:26:50,543 -on a trawler ship. -[Bebe snickers] 483 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:52,746 Oh, okay. 484 00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:54,614 Have you guys seen the will? 485 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:56,383 I assume that's why we're all here. 486 00:26:56,483 --> 00:26:57,617 Norma's lawyer's on the way. 487 00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,052 We all know who's getting everything. 488 00:26:59,152 --> 00:27:00,754 The best we can hope for is that 489 00:27:00,854 --> 00:27:02,255 Amber throws us a crumb. 490 00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:03,356 Well, then where is Amber? 491 00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:04,691 Uh, Amber took a walk 492 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:07,060 to process her new life as an orphan. 493 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:10,063 She-- She's been really bonkers lately. 494 00:27:10,163 --> 00:27:11,097 Even for Hamber. 495 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:12,332 You will love this. 496 00:27:14,501 --> 00:27:16,036 -Hi. -That's Amber? 497 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:17,604 [Cece Kazinsky] And she's been blowing up the group chat 498 00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:18,838 for weeks with this craziness. 499 00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:20,407 Look at that nose ring. 500 00:27:20,507 --> 00:27:22,575 Ugh. It's just a cry for attention. 501 00:27:22,676 --> 00:27:24,577 Oh, gosh. I mean, I-- doesn't that mean 502 00:27:24,678 --> 00:27:26,279 she might just need help or something? 503 00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:27,514 Merde, non. 504 00:27:27,614 --> 00:27:28,782 -Merde? -[phone chimes] 505 00:27:28,882 --> 00:27:29,949 [Bebe] Oh, geez. 506 00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:31,551 Hamber just sent another video. 507 00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,887 Oh, I cannot take Hamber right now. 508 00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:36,456 Oh, wow. 509 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,758 Ah, gosh. 510 00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:39,626 Boy, oh, boy. 511 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:41,227 You guys were really hot stuff 512 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:42,462 for a minute, huh? 513 00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:45,465 Oh, what's this big boy for? 514 00:27:45,565 --> 00:27:46,499 Pointy. [chuckles] 515 00:27:46,599 --> 00:27:48,435 Uh, that's the Latvian Critic Award 516 00:27:48,535 --> 00:27:50,470 for Best Inter-generational Kiss. 517 00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:53,840 We won it five times in a row. 518 00:27:55,475 --> 00:27:57,711 Oh, I'm sorry. 519 00:27:57,811 --> 00:27:59,446 [trophy thuds] 520 00:27:59,546 --> 00:28:01,047 So, favorite co-star? 521 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:04,184 Oh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Kid Cop's first love. 522 00:28:04,718 --> 00:28:05,552 Ah. 523 00:28:05,652 --> 00:28:07,754 [Cece] No. Tamara Dobson. 524 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:09,489 She played the ghost of our paternal 525 00:28:09,589 --> 00:28:10,724 great-great-grandmother 526 00:28:10,824 --> 00:28:12,759 in "Kid Cop: Civil War Christmas." 527 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,994 I forgot that it was so metaphysical. 528 00:28:15,095 --> 00:28:16,763 It's ahead of its time, really. 529 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,465 [Delia] Well, season nine took place entirely 530 00:28:18,565 --> 00:28:19,699 in the mind of a coma patient 531 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,801 that Kid Cop's evil twin shot in the neck. 532 00:28:21,901 --> 00:28:25,138 That was a beautiful season in a coma. It's gorgeous. 533 00:28:25,238 --> 00:28:29,009 Oh, my gosh! Hamber on the bluff. 534 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:32,412 [car engine rumbling] 535 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,222 [sisters] Amber... 536 00:28:44,424 --> 00:28:46,226 -Holy mole. -Yeah. 537 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:51,898 [overlapping animated conversations] 538 00:28:55,669 --> 00:28:58,038 -Did Amber know about this? -Who is "Felicity Price"? 539 00:28:58,138 --> 00:29:00,640 And how was Norma making that much in royalties? 540 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:01,941 Yes. Amber knew about the will. 541 00:29:02,042 --> 00:29:04,511 Felicity Price is your secret fifth sister. 542 00:29:04,611 --> 00:29:06,112 "Kid Cop" is huge in Indonesia. 543 00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:09,449 Paul, heh, our mom just died. 544 00:29:09,549 --> 00:29:11,051 Amber just jumped off a bluff, 545 00:29:11,151 --> 00:29:12,652 and now there's a secret sister 546 00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:14,187 that's getting our inheritance! 547 00:29:15,989 --> 00:29:18,725 Gee, it's-- Yeah, it's a lot when you say it all together 548 00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:20,460 -like that. -[doorbell rings] 549 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,162 I'm sorry, that's probably her now. 550 00:29:32,305 --> 00:29:33,239 Thanks for coming. 551 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,543 Can't find this missing foot. 552 00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:39,846 Lady Diana here, she got the best nose in the biz. 553 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:40,914 She'll find it. 554 00:29:41,014 --> 00:29:42,382 Uh, wait, I-- Sorry. 555 00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:43,750 You couldn't find the foot? 556 00:29:44,317 --> 00:29:45,552 What could have happened to it? 557 00:29:45,652 --> 00:29:47,320 [scoffs] On a public beach? 558 00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:49,222 Anything. 559 00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:53,460 This is fucked. 560 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,395 [Amber] [as Felicity] I mean, long-lost twins. 561 00:29:55,495 --> 00:29:56,763 It sounded so funny. 562 00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:58,798 I-- It's like discovering a piece of myself, 563 00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:00,867 uh, pieces of myself. 564 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,702 -[Amber chuckles] -Another one. 565 00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:05,338 Man, they got to stop feeding these girls after midnight. 566 00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:06,773 I'm a mixed media artist. 567 00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:09,042 -Uh, I work out of Vermont. -Bullshit. 568 00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:12,412 I-I grew up on the run with our father, Benny. 569 00:30:12,512 --> 00:30:13,680 No, you didn't. 570 00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:17,250 Uh, he was a, a gambler, died in a car crash 571 00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:18,651 when I was 17. 572 00:30:18,752 --> 00:30:20,053 I was with him in the car. 573 00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:22,689 What are you going to do with our money, Felicity? 574 00:30:22,789 --> 00:30:24,090 What my sister means is, 575 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,825 we understand that this must feel like 576 00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:27,260 a crazy windfall for you. 577 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,261 -But... -Yeah. 578 00:30:28,361 --> 00:30:30,163 ...we earned that money from our TV show. 579 00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:31,731 Norma stole it from us when we were kids. 580 00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,133 She treated us like trash. 581 00:30:33,233 --> 00:30:34,668 [Cece] Especially Amber. 582 00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:38,104 Ooh, I wish I'd have taken her more seriously. 583 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:39,906 -You do? -[Bebe] Well, 584 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:41,941 she was a hard person to take seriously. 585 00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:43,843 -Mm-hm. -We could have tried, though, 586 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:44,944 even with her hammy acting. 587 00:30:45,045 --> 00:30:47,280 -Oh, merde! -Oh, Hamber. 588 00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:50,950 But I thought she won a, a People's Choice Award in '03. 589 00:30:51,051 --> 00:30:53,520 -Hmm. A weak year. -It was a weak year. 590 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,455 [Bebe] And she kept trying to make "butt-munch" happen 591 00:30:55,555 --> 00:30:57,157 as a catchphrase. 592 00:30:57,457 --> 00:30:59,459 Like, read the room. 593 00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:00,560 Vaguely homophobic. 594 00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:02,228 How? Oh. 595 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:05,498 And then, after the show, she just lived a tragic, 596 00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:07,000 pathetic life. 597 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:07,901 Groveling to Mom. 598 00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:09,969 Dressed like a dust bowl Okie. 599 00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:14,074 And begging us to, like, post her sad Etsy sculptures. 600 00:31:14,174 --> 00:31:17,344 And the spangles. Oh, my gosh. Ugh. 601 00:31:17,444 --> 00:31:18,812 The spangles. 602 00:31:18,912 --> 00:31:20,914 She would put spangles on a Holocaust memorial. 603 00:31:21,014 --> 00:31:22,949 They bring visual interest... 604 00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:26,252 to the ones I've seen, incidentally. 605 00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:32,058 To answer your question, I'm taking the money... 606 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,161 all of it. 607 00:31:36,863 --> 00:31:38,832 I grew up never knowing a mother's love. 608 00:31:38,932 --> 00:31:40,500 This is my reward. 609 00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:43,103 -But we're sisters. -This is very unfair. 610 00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:44,537 We never knew a mother's love either. 611 00:31:44,637 --> 00:31:48,575 Okay. Uh, I think I'll take a quick gander at that buffet. 612 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:51,811 If you don't share that money, we'll sue. 613 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:54,681 Right, Paul? We can do that, right? 614 00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:57,517 Uh, any heir can contest a will. 615 00:31:57,617 --> 00:32:00,420 Now, see, I, I thought this might happen. 616 00:32:01,621 --> 00:32:02,722 Give me just a second. 617 00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:05,225 [Amber clears throat] 618 00:32:05,692 --> 00:32:07,327 Present for ya. [chuckles] 619 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:14,868 If you don't file a lawsuit, 620 00:32:14,968 --> 00:32:19,973 I'll give each of you $150,000. 621 00:32:24,544 --> 00:32:26,813 If we fight this, what are the chances we win? 622 00:32:26,913 --> 00:32:28,982 Yes, what are the chances? 623 00:32:29,349 --> 00:32:30,483 Not high. 624 00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:31,751 Norma was of sound mind 625 00:32:31,851 --> 00:32:33,186 when she drew up her will. 626 00:32:33,586 --> 00:32:34,688 That is correct. 627 00:32:34,788 --> 00:32:36,423 [sighs] 628 00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,726 Bebe, no. If we, if we stick together-- 629 00:32:39,826 --> 00:32:41,895 Dede, just take the money. 630 00:32:41,995 --> 00:32:43,396 It's not worth the fight. 631 00:32:43,496 --> 00:32:44,564 Fuck you! 632 00:32:45,065 --> 00:32:47,200 I'm not having my money stolen twice. 633 00:32:51,237 --> 00:32:53,973 Well, two out of three isn't bad. 634 00:32:54,074 --> 00:32:55,241 [Paul] It-It might be. 635 00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:56,276 If Delia files a suit, 636 00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:57,811 it'll hold up the estate for years, 637 00:32:57,911 --> 00:32:59,412 and nobody can get anything out of it. 638 00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:00,714 Oh, my gosh. 639 00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:02,515 Ugh. Merde. 640 00:33:06,686 --> 00:33:09,489 [accessories clinking] 641 00:33:11,024 --> 00:33:12,058 Delia! 642 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:14,627 Delia, look, I know this isn't going 643 00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:16,296 exactly the way you planned, but if you just-- 644 00:33:16,396 --> 00:33:18,732 You cannot understand how painful this is! 645 00:33:19,199 --> 00:33:22,235 Norma was a monster. She, she killed Amber. 646 00:33:22,335 --> 00:33:24,270 She-She may not have pushed her off that cliff, 647 00:33:24,371 --> 00:33:28,842 but she whittled my sister down to a compliant little nub. 648 00:33:29,709 --> 00:33:32,812 And all that's left is the money that Norma stole from us. 649 00:33:33,113 --> 00:33:34,481 I won't let you take it. 650 00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:36,116 Oh, I know the pain. 651 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,818 -[car door slams] -Years of it. 652 00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:40,453 I've been hurt terribly... 653 00:33:40,553 --> 00:33:43,189 Tell my friend that I will be back with her car soon. 654 00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:45,558 I have to clear my head. 655 00:33:45,658 --> 00:33:47,460 [car engine growls] 656 00:33:50,330 --> 00:33:51,131 Ugh! 657 00:33:51,598 --> 00:33:54,801 [* suspenseful music playing] 658 00:34:08,148 --> 00:34:10,150 Fucking fine then. Give me the fucking forms. 659 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,551 I'll fucking sign. 660 00:34:12,986 --> 00:34:14,521 That's a lot of fucks, Dede. 661 00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:22,462 Okay. So, when can we get the money? 662 00:34:25,432 --> 00:34:28,401 ** 663 00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:30,937 -[Charlie] Delia? -Shit. 664 00:34:31,438 --> 00:34:33,273 [Charlie] Hey, Delia. 665 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,108 Delia. 666 00:34:40,213 --> 00:34:42,782 -Oh! -[Charlie] Heyo. Hi. Oh, good. 667 00:34:42,882 --> 00:34:44,317 I thought I saw you come in here. 668 00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:46,186 You got to check out the buffet. 669 00:34:46,286 --> 00:34:48,722 You know what? The old man should hire this guy 670 00:34:48,822 --> 00:34:50,056 for the retirement party. 671 00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:54,160 Oh, yeah. Old man, yes. Thank you. 672 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,196 What's going on? You going somewhere? 673 00:34:56,596 --> 00:34:58,598 Oh, oh, cold. 674 00:34:58,898 --> 00:35:01,167 Huh, okay. 675 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:04,738 Cold. Oh, so, uh, what exactly do you want? 676 00:35:04,838 --> 00:35:08,375 Oh, well, [sighs] look, it's no big deal, 677 00:35:08,475 --> 00:35:11,277 but at least, like, 60% of what your secret sister 678 00:35:11,378 --> 00:35:13,446 out there is saying is, like, total bullshit. 679 00:35:14,848 --> 00:35:16,416 -How could you know that? -Mm. 680 00:35:16,850 --> 00:35:18,018 Well, just now when you said you were cold, 681 00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:19,386 that was a lie, right? 682 00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:22,155 -Maybe. Yes. -Mm-hm. 683 00:35:22,589 --> 00:35:25,058 [Charlie] Yeah. Well, anyway, I got this thing. 684 00:35:25,158 --> 00:35:27,093 I can just, uh, tell when someone's lying. 685 00:35:27,193 --> 00:35:28,862 It's kind of a thing I do. 686 00:35:28,962 --> 00:35:30,497 This will be fun. Okay. 687 00:35:30,597 --> 00:35:32,732 Tell me a fact about yourself. 688 00:35:32,832 --> 00:35:34,834 But don't dig too deep. 689 00:35:35,135 --> 00:35:37,070 Uh, you're freaking me out. 690 00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:39,906 True. Let's up the ante. 691 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,142 Why don't you grab one of these, uh, spangly buddies 692 00:35:42,242 --> 00:35:43,910 from the peanut gallery, uh. 693 00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:47,213 And I'll turn my back, and you tell me what you have. 694 00:35:56,056 --> 00:35:57,557 -Squirrel. -Bullshit. 695 00:35:57,924 --> 00:36:00,060 -Elephant. -Bullshit. 696 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,062 -Hammer. -Mm. True. 697 00:36:02,529 --> 00:36:04,664 Although not technically a spangly buddy, actually. 698 00:36:04,764 --> 00:36:07,367 So, kind of a weird move. Anyway, you see my point. 699 00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:09,836 -Believe me now? -Um, how exactly does it work? 700 00:36:09,936 --> 00:36:12,939 Well, I'm not exactly sure, but it's not really the point. 701 00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:15,375 Okay. What we got to do is talk to your mom's lawyer. 702 00:36:15,475 --> 00:36:17,277 I mean, surely, he ran some kind of 703 00:36:17,377 --> 00:36:19,946 a background check when he found this chick, you know? 704 00:36:20,413 --> 00:36:23,216 Well, I mean, even if Felicity's lying, 705 00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:24,784 it doesn't change Norma's will. 706 00:36:25,185 --> 00:36:27,587 Well, it does, if she committed fraud. 707 00:36:28,221 --> 00:36:30,090 -Oh. -Hang in there, okay? 708 00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:31,558 Whoever the hell this Anastasia, 709 00:36:31,658 --> 00:36:33,360 dirty, rotten scoundrel, Felicity, 710 00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:35,395 whatever the hell her name is, it's going to be okay. 711 00:36:35,495 --> 00:36:37,297 Alright? We're going to figure this out. 712 00:36:37,397 --> 00:36:39,599 -Fuck yeah. -Fuck yeah! 713 00:36:39,699 --> 00:36:41,701 ** 714 00:36:47,674 --> 00:36:49,642 [mic hums] 715 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:54,514 Hey. 716 00:36:55,615 --> 00:36:56,649 Hi. 717 00:36:56,916 --> 00:36:58,251 Norma's lawyer. 718 00:36:58,351 --> 00:37:00,987 Oh, gosh, that must have been a hell of a gig. 719 00:37:01,087 --> 00:37:04,090 Um, Paul Fletcher. Who are you? 720 00:37:04,491 --> 00:37:07,060 Uh, I'm-- I-- Nobody. Yeah, I just, 721 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,629 uh, Delia's apple dumpling gang, uh... 722 00:37:09,729 --> 00:37:13,700 So, this, uh, long-lost sister you dug up, uh, Felicity Price. 723 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,603 Is-Is she really a mixed media visual artist? 724 00:37:17,504 --> 00:37:19,739 Are you asking if she's a, a real artist? 725 00:37:19,839 --> 00:37:22,442 Uh, I'm-I'm not sure I'm qualified to assess that. 726 00:37:22,776 --> 00:37:24,844 I did take an Intro to Art History course 727 00:37:24,944 --> 00:37:26,112 during my semester at sea, 728 00:37:26,212 --> 00:37:28,448 but the professor was not very engaging. 729 00:37:28,548 --> 00:37:30,717 That's too bad. No, no, no. I, uh-- 730 00:37:31,151 --> 00:37:34,888 Look, we just want to know if she is who she says she is. 731 00:37:34,988 --> 00:37:37,357 Oh, I see. Yes, she-she is. 732 00:37:37,457 --> 00:37:40,660 Here's her... here's her art. 733 00:37:41,761 --> 00:37:42,762 Huh. 734 00:37:44,297 --> 00:37:46,332 Alright. That's her. 735 00:37:47,667 --> 00:37:50,270 Okay, you got celebrities. Cool. 736 00:37:50,737 --> 00:37:52,872 Oh, boy. Sandwiches. Okay. 737 00:37:52,972 --> 00:37:54,941 It's hella eclectic. But, yeah, I guess that's art. 738 00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:56,409 Uh... 739 00:37:57,277 --> 00:37:59,579 Hey, what about the, uh, the backstory, uh, 740 00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:01,381 raised on the run by gambling addicts and so on. 741 00:38:01,481 --> 00:38:02,716 Does that really check out? 742 00:38:02,816 --> 00:38:04,284 Yes. Her father had the, uh, 743 00:38:04,384 --> 00:38:06,086 shady creditors of a, a gambling addict. 744 00:38:06,186 --> 00:38:08,588 And he died in a car crash, just as Felicity said. 745 00:38:08,688 --> 00:38:10,323 [Charlie] Gosh, uh... 746 00:38:10,423 --> 00:38:11,991 and was she really in the car 747 00:38:12,092 --> 00:38:12,926 with him when that happened? 748 00:38:13,026 --> 00:38:15,428 Yeah, I-I looked up the, the hospital records. 749 00:38:15,528 --> 00:38:17,230 What-What is this all in aid of? 750 00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:18,465 Well, here's the thing, Paul the lawyer, 751 00:38:18,565 --> 00:38:20,433 when you say something about Felicity, it's true. 752 00:38:20,533 --> 00:38:23,670 But when Felicity says the same thing, it's bullshit. 753 00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:26,773 So, "I'm a mixed media artist." Bullshit. 754 00:38:26,873 --> 00:38:29,576 Uh, "My father was a gambler. He died in a car crash." True. 755 00:38:29,676 --> 00:38:32,345 Uh, "I was in the car with him when he died." Bullshit. 756 00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:34,414 Uh, it seems like she only lies 757 00:38:34,514 --> 00:38:36,249 when she's talking about herself or something. 758 00:38:36,349 --> 00:38:37,684 But, but Paul proved all of that, 759 00:38:37,784 --> 00:38:39,953 so maybe your-your truth thing is just broken. 760 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:47,460 ** 761 00:38:48,094 --> 00:38:49,429 Huh. 762 00:38:51,431 --> 00:38:55,669 So, you all play the same kid, huh? 763 00:38:55,769 --> 00:38:56,870 Yes. And? 764 00:38:56,970 --> 00:38:58,405 And, uh, think about it. 765 00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:01,675 So, the lies, the wildly wavering accent. 766 00:39:01,775 --> 00:39:03,643 Uh, really? I hadn't picked up on that. 767 00:39:03,743 --> 00:39:05,578 Oh, sweetheart, Felicity's acting 768 00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:08,114 is second only to Hamber's "Crystal the drug mule." 769 00:39:08,214 --> 00:39:09,949 And God rest her soul, but-- 770 00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:11,951 Well, this is getting a little crazy. 771 00:39:12,052 --> 00:39:13,520 Yes. Stay with me here. 772 00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:16,790 So, what if this Felicity Price is some sort of a, 773 00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:19,359 I don't know, a... an impostor? 774 00:39:19,726 --> 00:39:22,696 Uh, you know, another, another one. 775 00:39:22,796 --> 00:39:25,131 So, it's not, uh, quintuplets, it's a-- 776 00:39:25,231 --> 00:39:26,399 What-What do you call that? 777 00:39:26,499 --> 00:39:28,435 -Sextuplets? -Sixtuplets. 778 00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:30,370 -Sextuplets. -Yeah, that's what I said. 779 00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:32,072 -No, no, sextuplets. -Yeah. Six. 780 00:39:32,172 --> 00:39:33,139 -Sex. -Yeah. 781 00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:34,140 'Cause there's six of 'em, right? 782 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,241 -No. -Yeah. 783 00:39:35,342 --> 00:39:36,376 -So, there's six. -Sex. 784 00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:38,144 -No, that's why you call it six. -It's sex. 785 00:39:38,244 --> 00:39:39,946 -It's six, six, six... -Sex, sex... 786 00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:42,849 -It's Latin. Sex, sex, sex. -[Charlie] It's Latin. 787 00:39:42,949 --> 00:39:45,085 Dude, I'm just fucking with you. Come on. 788 00:39:45,185 --> 00:39:47,354 Sexytuplets. Saucy, okay? 789 00:39:47,454 --> 00:39:49,989 And number sex is pretending to be number five. 790 00:39:52,258 --> 00:39:53,693 Well, is she fucking right or not? 791 00:39:54,527 --> 00:39:56,763 Th-There's only one secret sister. 792 00:39:57,130 --> 00:39:58,465 Norma registered five births. 793 00:39:58,565 --> 00:40:01,935 Amber, Bebe, Cece, Delia, and Felicity. 794 00:40:02,035 --> 00:40:03,837 I-I've seen the documents myself. 795 00:40:03,937 --> 00:40:04,671 God, I'm starving. 796 00:40:04,771 --> 00:40:06,406 Delia, I know this is hard to accept... 797 00:40:06,506 --> 00:40:08,141 [* loud EDM music playing] 798 00:40:08,475 --> 00:40:10,477 [announcer] "Kid Cop: Nights." 799 00:40:11,444 --> 00:40:13,380 -There's no legal-- -Thank you so much. 800 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,748 * Freeze * 801 00:40:14,848 --> 00:40:16,549 -I was still eating. -* Yeah, yeah * 802 00:40:16,649 --> 00:40:17,884 * Tell it to the judge * 803 00:40:19,386 --> 00:40:20,754 Well, that's that then. 804 00:40:21,087 --> 00:40:23,289 -No, no. Hey, new attack... -What? 805 00:40:23,623 --> 00:40:25,291 -...confront the punk. -[sighs] 806 00:40:25,392 --> 00:40:26,426 Fuck, come on. 807 00:40:26,526 --> 00:40:28,161 Whoa. Givin' up that easy? 808 00:40:28,261 --> 00:40:29,329 That doesn't seem like you. 809 00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:31,564 Yeah, I mean, no, I mean, fuck it. 810 00:40:31,664 --> 00:40:33,333 -I'll go. -Hey, dummy. 811 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:35,735 Bullshit detective, remember? 812 00:40:36,336 --> 00:40:38,304 Right, you have to do it. 813 00:40:38,405 --> 00:40:40,540 Yeah. Mm. Don't worry 814 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,676 'cause I actually have conducted, like, 815 00:40:42,776 --> 00:40:44,744 a shocking number of these ad-hoc interrogations. 816 00:40:44,844 --> 00:40:46,479 So, the first line out of Felicity 817 00:40:46,579 --> 00:40:48,348 and then, boom, I'll just crack her wide open. 818 00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:51,418 Good. Um... go get 'em, tiger. 819 00:40:51,518 --> 00:40:52,385 Okay. 820 00:40:52,485 --> 00:40:55,488 [* suspenseful music playing] 821 00:41:00,393 --> 00:41:01,861 [door creaks] 822 00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:07,067 Oh, hey, one more thing. You think we can get some of these turkey legs to go? 823 00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:08,234 Uh, I don't see why not. 824 00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:10,403 Um, I left your keys in the car. 825 00:41:10,503 --> 00:41:12,872 Yeah, I remember. Appreciate it, though. 826 00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:15,575 Oh, yeah, I did prefer the other beanie. 827 00:41:17,143 --> 00:41:18,111 What? 828 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,056 ** 829 00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:39,899 -[yelps] -Hi there, Felicity Price. 830 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,235 What in the hell are you doing in here? 831 00:41:42,569 --> 00:41:44,838 Why are you lying about who you are? 832 00:41:45,238 --> 00:41:46,373 -I'm what? -Well, I mean, 833 00:41:46,473 --> 00:41:48,241 everyone gilds the lily, but you? 834 00:41:48,808 --> 00:41:52,245 Every sentence out of your mouth is a porker. 835 00:41:52,345 --> 00:41:54,080 It's makin' my ears ring. 836 00:41:54,180 --> 00:41:55,148 Just what gives? 837 00:41:55,248 --> 00:41:56,483 I-I don't know what you mean. 838 00:41:56,583 --> 00:41:59,686 Okay. Well, I mean, y-you're lying about being 839 00:41:59,786 --> 00:42:01,488 in that car when your father died. 840 00:42:01,588 --> 00:42:03,556 -I am not. -Oh, there you go again. 841 00:42:03,656 --> 00:42:04,958 You're also fibbing about growing up on the run. 842 00:42:05,058 --> 00:42:07,027 Well, we weren't on the run all the time, 843 00:42:07,127 --> 00:42:08,128 obviously, but-- 844 00:42:08,228 --> 00:42:09,896 Okay, and-and-and you're not 845 00:42:09,996 --> 00:42:11,731 a mixed media visual artist 846 00:42:11,831 --> 00:42:14,601 from rural Vermont, whatever your bio says. 847 00:42:14,701 --> 00:42:17,604 So, you're, obviously-- Y-Y-You're scamming 848 00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:19,506 these sisters out of their inheritance 849 00:42:19,606 --> 00:42:20,974 one lie at a time. 850 00:42:21,074 --> 00:42:22,542 So, who are you? 851 00:42:22,642 --> 00:42:24,244 I am Felicity Price. 852 00:42:24,344 --> 00:42:25,545 Nope. Try again. 853 00:42:25,645 --> 00:42:27,781 -I am. -Bullshit. 854 00:42:27,881 --> 00:42:30,183 God, it's so obvious you're not who you say you are. 855 00:42:30,283 --> 00:42:31,751 I mean, the accent alone, 856 00:42:31,851 --> 00:42:34,921 it's like, uh, dinner theater Blanche DuBois. 857 00:42:35,021 --> 00:42:38,191 I-I-If I called one of Felicity's friends right now, 858 00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:40,160 would they even recognize you? 859 00:42:42,996 --> 00:42:45,865 Give it up, lady. You cannot lie to me. 860 00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:49,069 I mean. Well, I suppose... 861 00:42:55,075 --> 00:42:56,009 Fine. 862 00:42:56,643 --> 00:42:57,911 You're right. 863 00:42:59,446 --> 00:43:02,015 Felicity Price is, uh, an invention. 864 00:43:02,882 --> 00:43:07,754 A... reaction to the cruelty I've suffered. 865 00:43:08,188 --> 00:43:09,956 The years of abuse. 866 00:43:11,024 --> 00:43:13,593 Do you know what it takes to become a real artist? 867 00:43:13,693 --> 00:43:15,362 Ah, gosh, I don't know. 868 00:43:15,462 --> 00:43:17,831 I guess, uh, big financial safety net. 869 00:43:17,931 --> 00:43:20,066 Maybe some family connections to the art world. 870 00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:22,669 Pain and sacrifice. 871 00:43:23,603 --> 00:43:26,339 [British accent] You must kill the old you 872 00:43:26,439 --> 00:43:29,209 to birth the new you. 873 00:43:29,609 --> 00:43:31,845 Reinvent everything. 874 00:43:33,446 --> 00:43:36,649 Your accent, your image, 875 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:39,352 your entire personality, if you must. 876 00:43:39,619 --> 00:43:43,790 Every moment of every day. 877 00:43:44,891 --> 00:43:46,626 [German accent] Felicity Price is 878 00:43:46,726 --> 00:43:49,262 who I was supposed to be. 879 00:43:50,997 --> 00:43:53,600 [Southern accent] Proof of the passion and creativity 880 00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:56,202 that was smothered out of me. 881 00:43:56,302 --> 00:43:57,737 But no longer. 882 00:43:58,238 --> 00:43:59,205 Now... 883 00:44:01,341 --> 00:44:04,110 I am Felicity Price. 884 00:44:04,210 --> 00:44:05,879 She is me. 885 00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:08,948 [British accent] You call it a lie. 886 00:44:09,816 --> 00:44:12,018 [normal accent] I call it my truth. 887 00:44:15,155 --> 00:44:16,589 Okey-smokes, man. 888 00:44:16,856 --> 00:44:18,058 That's true. 889 00:44:18,892 --> 00:44:23,063 Excruciatingly pretentious, but, uh... true. 890 00:44:23,163 --> 00:44:24,364 Get out. 891 00:44:24,964 --> 00:44:27,801 Alright. Uh, hey, I'm sorry for overstepping. 892 00:44:28,101 --> 00:44:30,837 Uh, so is there any shot that, uh, 893 00:44:30,937 --> 00:44:32,439 you could consider channeling some 894 00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:34,708 of that artistic empathy towards your sister Delia? 895 00:44:34,808 --> 00:44:36,976 I mean, she's just-- she's been through a lot. 896 00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:38,712 Please leave. 897 00:44:45,885 --> 00:44:47,253 -[door creaks] -Sorry. 898 00:44:49,222 --> 00:44:50,123 [door closes] 899 00:44:51,224 --> 00:44:52,659 Holy butt-munch! 900 00:44:52,759 --> 00:44:55,462 Oh. [panting] 901 00:44:55,562 --> 00:44:57,664 [* energetic music playing] 902 00:44:57,764 --> 00:45:00,066 Rest in spangled power, Amber. 903 00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:01,101 We love you. 904 00:45:03,603 --> 00:45:05,472 ** 905 00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:07,707 Oh, great. There you are. 906 00:45:08,074 --> 00:45:10,677 Hey, hey, buddy. I-I'm sorry, but I-I, 907 00:45:10,777 --> 00:45:12,746 you know, I did that whole lie detector routine 908 00:45:12,846 --> 00:45:13,980 on Felicity, just like we planned, 909 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,749 and I'm sorry to say, but I just-- 910 00:45:15,849 --> 00:45:17,384 I don't think she's an imposter. 911 00:45:17,484 --> 00:45:19,386 Imposter syndrome maybe. 912 00:45:19,753 --> 00:45:21,755 What the fuck are you talking about? 913 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,429 Alright. If you were just, like, tooling around 914 00:45:29,529 --> 00:45:32,632 the neighborhood for two hours, like some angsty teen, 915 00:45:32,732 --> 00:45:34,734 then who was I even gabbing to? 916 00:45:34,834 --> 00:45:37,370 I-I mean, are you even you? 917 00:45:37,470 --> 00:45:39,406 I'm me, Delia. 918 00:45:41,574 --> 00:45:43,109 We met at an apple orchard. 919 00:45:44,277 --> 00:45:45,412 Charlie. 920 00:45:45,512 --> 00:45:47,480 Alright. I, I see it. 921 00:45:47,914 --> 00:45:49,549 I don't understand why any of my sisters 922 00:45:49,649 --> 00:45:51,051 would pretend to be me. 923 00:45:51,151 --> 00:45:53,153 Hey, there you are, um. 924 00:45:53,253 --> 00:45:55,422 I wanted to get this to you before you leave. 925 00:45:56,923 --> 00:45:59,192 I-I'm glad you changed your mind, Delia. 926 00:45:59,292 --> 00:46:00,393 G-Good luck. 927 00:46:05,765 --> 00:46:06,800 That's why. 928 00:46:07,701 --> 00:46:12,305 [sighs] Felicity offered us $150K to not contest the will. 929 00:46:12,405 --> 00:46:14,541 I guess one of my sisters wore my coat. 930 00:46:14,641 --> 00:46:17,377 Oh, and your beanie, right. The different color. 931 00:46:17,477 --> 00:46:18,678 God, I'm a moron. 932 00:46:18,778 --> 00:46:20,280 And, uh, signed the contract. 933 00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:23,249 No, no, no, no. You, you got to tear this up. 934 00:46:23,350 --> 00:46:24,918 We can prove that's not your signature. 935 00:46:25,218 --> 00:46:27,253 Charlie, I have been staring 936 00:46:27,354 --> 00:46:29,089 at that drinks table ever since we got here 937 00:46:29,189 --> 00:46:31,091 trying to remember why it's not 938 00:46:31,191 --> 00:46:33,493 a fantastic idea to get wasted. 939 00:46:34,661 --> 00:46:36,196 Whoever did this had it right. 940 00:46:37,097 --> 00:46:38,465 Take the money and run. 941 00:46:38,565 --> 00:46:40,500 I mean, you can't even buy a whole orchard 942 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,203 for $150K, I-I'd assume. 943 00:46:43,303 --> 00:46:46,006 I am financially illiterate. It does keep me up at night. 944 00:46:46,106 --> 00:46:48,742 Money is replaceable. I pick peace of mind. 945 00:46:48,842 --> 00:46:50,744 Well, you know what? Sorry, buddy, 946 00:46:50,844 --> 00:46:52,712 but, fuck it, I'd love for you to have both. 947 00:46:52,812 --> 00:46:54,514 Hey, Lady Diana. 948 00:46:54,614 --> 00:46:55,915 -Lady Diana. -Hey. Whoa. 949 00:46:56,016 --> 00:46:57,817 -Lady Diana. Come here. -Hey, hey, mine. 950 00:46:57,917 --> 00:46:59,786 Come here. Wrong leg, baby girl. 951 00:46:59,886 --> 00:47:01,855 Alright, we're gonna get 'em next time. I promise. 952 00:47:02,222 --> 00:47:03,123 Sorry. 953 00:47:03,223 --> 00:47:05,358 No, it's, uh, Lady Di's now, uh. 954 00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:06,626 Oh, okay. 955 00:47:06,726 --> 00:47:08,428 [Charlie] Hey, uh, how's that going? 956 00:47:08,528 --> 00:47:09,696 You still can't find that missing foot? 957 00:47:09,796 --> 00:47:12,098 Oh, God. Who would take Amber's foot? 958 00:47:12,198 --> 00:47:15,802 The wild boars, passing hobos riding the rails, seagulls. 959 00:47:15,902 --> 00:47:17,237 You can't expect a human foot to just stay 960 00:47:17,337 --> 00:47:18,538 on the beach and no one take it nowhere. 961 00:47:18,638 --> 00:47:21,641 I don't know. It seems a humble enough expectation. 962 00:47:21,741 --> 00:47:23,143 And that's not even the worst part. 963 00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:25,979 Well, okay. Sh-Shoot. What's the worst part? 964 00:47:26,079 --> 00:47:29,516 I got that song stuck in my head. Um, "Footloose." 965 00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:31,151 Um... 966 00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:34,521 * Everybody cut loose, footloose * 967 00:47:34,621 --> 00:47:36,923 * Kick off your Sunday shoes * 968 00:47:37,357 --> 00:47:38,792 All day. 969 00:47:39,225 --> 00:47:42,062 -Well, I did ask. -Mm. 970 00:47:43,563 --> 00:47:45,598 [hums "Footloose"] 971 00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:48,335 Um, goddamnit. 972 00:47:48,435 --> 00:47:51,438 It's like the smallpox of movie plot songs. 973 00:47:51,538 --> 00:47:52,539 I blame Bacon. 974 00:47:52,639 --> 00:47:54,240 [chuckles] Bacon. 975 00:47:56,810 --> 00:47:57,977 Bacon. 976 00:47:59,346 --> 00:48:00,980 -Hold on a second. -What? 977 00:48:01,081 --> 00:48:02,816 Well, portrait. 978 00:48:02,916 --> 00:48:06,086 Kevin Bacon in "Footloose." Life-sized bust. 979 00:48:06,186 --> 00:48:08,555 Daniel Day-Lewis circa "My Left Foot." 980 00:48:08,655 --> 00:48:09,889 Right. 981 00:48:09,989 --> 00:48:12,459 Footlong, Five Dollar Subway, cast in bronze, 982 00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:16,529 and a, a marble ruler, approximately 12 inches, 983 00:48:16,629 --> 00:48:18,798 always known as a foot. 984 00:48:19,265 --> 00:48:21,568 Is this a riddle or an aneurysm? 985 00:48:22,469 --> 00:48:25,372 All of Felicity Price's artwork is foot-related. 986 00:48:25,472 --> 00:48:26,506 -And? -And, 987 00:48:26,606 --> 00:48:30,210 and Amber's dead body is missing a foot. 988 00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:34,047 So that means I... don't know why. 989 00:48:35,281 --> 00:48:37,150 Geez. Synchronicity? 990 00:48:41,087 --> 00:48:43,356 -No fucking way. -[Charlie shudders] 991 00:48:43,456 --> 00:48:44,524 * Dance * 992 00:48:44,624 --> 00:48:46,226 [* EDM music playing] 993 00:48:46,326 --> 00:48:47,761 [Amber] [as Felicity] I always say 994 00:48:47,861 --> 00:48:52,032 that art reveals the artist. 995 00:48:52,132 --> 00:48:54,100 [* music stops] 996 00:48:56,936 --> 00:48:58,204 [Charlie] Faux-licity. 997 00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:01,841 I figured you out. 998 00:49:02,308 --> 00:49:05,211 Before Amber saw Norma's new will, 999 00:49:05,311 --> 00:49:06,780 she was coping just fine 1000 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,615 with her mother's illness, right? 1001 00:49:08,715 --> 00:49:10,583 That's true. She was, she was very strong. 1002 00:49:10,684 --> 00:49:13,553 [Charlie] Yes. But then, Norma names Felicity Price 1003 00:49:13,653 --> 00:49:15,422 as the new heir of the "Kid Cop" gazillions. 1004 00:49:15,522 --> 00:49:19,459 And, uh, well, Amber begins to transform. 1005 00:49:19,559 --> 00:49:22,128 New hairdo, weird piercings, starting to dress 1006 00:49:22,228 --> 00:49:24,130 like some kind of a cartoon plumber. 1007 00:49:24,230 --> 00:49:25,565 [Cece] Excusez-moi. 1008 00:49:25,665 --> 00:49:26,566 She was having a breakdown. 1009 00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:29,436 Yes, but, uh, not for the reason you think. 1010 00:49:29,536 --> 00:49:33,073 You see, uh, those changes that Norma made to the will, 1011 00:49:33,173 --> 00:49:37,877 well, they were causing Amber to become homicidal, 1012 00:49:37,977 --> 00:49:38,745 not suicidal. 1013 00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:40,780 Isn't that right, Fauxlicity? 1014 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,282 Well, I wouldn't know. 1015 00:49:42,382 --> 00:49:44,217 You stopped my set for this? 1016 00:49:44,317 --> 00:49:45,251 May I? 1017 00:49:47,087 --> 00:49:48,188 [phone clicks] 1018 00:49:48,288 --> 00:49:49,356 -Thanks, pal. -You're welcome. 1019 00:49:49,456 --> 00:49:50,857 [Amber] [on phone] And I can't go on without her. 1020 00:49:50,957 --> 00:49:53,660 So, I've come to the bluff to jump. 1021 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,062 -So, when you see-- -Bullshit. 1022 00:49:56,162 --> 00:49:57,897 And pretty lame acting on top. 1023 00:49:57,997 --> 00:49:59,733 Suffice to say, I can tell 1024 00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:03,803 based on this video alone that, uh, well, she's lying. 1025 00:50:03,903 --> 00:50:05,372 Amber had no intentions of jumping. 1026 00:50:05,472 --> 00:50:08,108 You really shouldn't speak ill of the dead like this. 1027 00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:12,112 Ah, well, that's okay because Amber isn't dead. 1028 00:50:12,212 --> 00:50:13,780 Felicity Price is. 1029 00:50:14,881 --> 00:50:17,951 Amber's new look was a disguise. 1030 00:50:18,051 --> 00:50:20,253 Designed to make everyone believe 1031 00:50:20,353 --> 00:50:23,023 that the body at the bottom of the bluff was her. 1032 00:50:23,123 --> 00:50:26,126 When, in fact, it was actually the body 1033 00:50:26,226 --> 00:50:30,263 of your long-lost sister, Felicity Price. 1034 00:50:31,464 --> 00:50:33,099 -Sacré bleu. -Oh, my God. 1035 00:50:33,199 --> 00:50:37,203 It was a crazy-smart scheme. Oh, boy. 1036 00:50:37,303 --> 00:50:41,107 But there was just that one thing about Felicity 1037 00:50:41,207 --> 00:50:43,109 that you couldn't fake, wasn't there? 1038 00:50:43,209 --> 00:50:45,311 Something that you found out about 1039 00:50:45,412 --> 00:50:47,080 after you murdered her. 1040 00:50:49,015 --> 00:50:50,617 Her prosthetic foot. 1041 00:50:50,717 --> 00:50:52,752 -No. -Shut up. 1042 00:50:52,852 --> 00:50:54,120 You know, it was, uh, really 1043 00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:56,356 some very quick thinking what you did with the train. 1044 00:50:56,456 --> 00:50:58,558 And, uh, well, those cops, 1045 00:50:58,658 --> 00:50:59,659 yeah, they bought it. 1046 00:50:59,759 --> 00:51:01,161 Take off your left boot. 1047 00:51:01,261 --> 00:51:03,830 That is wildly inappropriate to ask her to do... 1048 00:51:16,743 --> 00:51:18,378 [knuckles thud] 1049 00:51:19,045 --> 00:51:21,514 Oh. Oh, wow. 1050 00:51:21,981 --> 00:51:23,817 Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry. 1051 00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:25,018 -[both sigh] -[Delia] This is... 1052 00:51:25,118 --> 00:51:26,686 [Charlie] Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 1053 00:51:26,786 --> 00:51:27,687 No, dude, I'm sorry-- 1054 00:51:27,787 --> 00:51:30,357 How very dare you. 1055 00:51:31,091 --> 00:51:34,194 I come here to meet my long-lost family 1056 00:51:34,294 --> 00:51:35,729 at the wake 1057 00:51:35,829 --> 00:51:37,931 of the mother I never knew. 1058 00:51:38,531 --> 00:51:40,500 And how do you welcome me? 1059 00:51:41,801 --> 00:51:44,871 You force me 1060 00:51:44,971 --> 00:51:49,275 to bare my disability to you. 1061 00:51:49,809 --> 00:51:52,112 -[both whispering indistinctly] -Are you happy now? 1062 00:51:52,212 --> 00:51:54,914 -No. -Or is there 1063 00:51:55,348 --> 00:51:58,885 more humiliation in store? 1064 00:52:02,522 --> 00:52:05,458 [* suspenseful music playing] 1065 00:52:07,127 --> 00:52:08,361 Uh... 1066 00:52:09,029 --> 00:52:10,230 hold on. 1067 00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:20,440 [trophy thuds] 1068 00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:22,876 -Oh! -[gasping] 1069 00:52:31,951 --> 00:52:33,787 -[blood spurting] -[* suspenseful music playing] 1070 00:52:33,887 --> 00:52:35,055 -[both gasp] -[Bebe] Ew! 1071 00:52:35,155 --> 00:52:36,923 Oh, my God, that's so gross. 1072 00:52:37,023 --> 00:52:39,526 -[Cece] No. -Holy butt-munching shit! 1073 00:52:39,626 --> 00:52:40,727 [Amber thuds] 1074 00:52:40,827 --> 00:52:41,961 -Hamber? -Hamber! 1075 00:52:42,062 --> 00:52:44,831 The art reveals the artist. 1076 00:52:45,065 --> 00:52:46,666 The spangles. Yikes. 1077 00:52:46,766 --> 00:52:48,935 You know, I'm-I'm gonna call the cops. 1078 00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:51,071 I, I did everything right. 1079 00:52:51,638 --> 00:52:54,140 Everything Mom asked. It all should have been mine. 1080 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:55,408 Hi. Yeah. 1081 00:52:55,508 --> 00:52:57,143 I'd like to report a crime. 1082 00:52:57,243 --> 00:52:58,278 [knocking] 1083 00:52:58,945 --> 00:53:00,280 -[Charlie] God, that was quick. -Yeah. 1084 00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:01,648 [officer] I'm sorry to barge in like this. 1085 00:53:02,215 --> 00:53:04,317 We just fingerprinted the corpse's body. 1086 00:53:04,417 --> 00:53:06,386 That wasn't your sister, Amber, down on those tracks. 1087 00:53:06,486 --> 00:53:08,755 -It was-- -Oh, we know, Felicity Price. 1088 00:53:09,456 --> 00:53:12,158 Wait, so that means... Uh, did one of you... 1089 00:53:12,258 --> 00:53:13,393 -She did it. -It was her. 1090 00:53:13,493 --> 00:53:15,228 -Uh, she did it. -Oh! 1091 00:53:18,631 --> 00:53:20,100 -Which one is this? -Amber. 1092 00:53:20,633 --> 00:53:23,003 Does that mean we all have different fingerprints? 1093 00:53:23,103 --> 00:53:25,939 Of course. You're twins, not clones. 1094 00:53:26,039 --> 00:53:28,174 Oh, my God. Yeah. 1095 00:53:28,274 --> 00:53:29,776 Oui, merde. 1096 00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:33,613 [siren chirps] 1097 00:53:36,616 --> 00:53:38,518 I wish I'd have gotten to know her, you know? 1098 00:53:39,352 --> 00:53:41,988 Oh, yeah. Sorry. 1099 00:53:43,289 --> 00:53:45,325 So, uh, who gets all the money now? 1100 00:53:45,425 --> 00:53:47,761 Well, Felicity had no surviving family, 1101 00:53:47,861 --> 00:53:50,096 so all the "Kid Cop" money comes to us. 1102 00:53:50,196 --> 00:53:51,798 -Oh, shit. -Yeah. 1103 00:53:51,898 --> 00:53:52,866 -Whoa. -Mm. 1104 00:53:52,966 --> 00:53:55,535 So, enough to buy the orchard off the old man, huh? 1105 00:53:55,635 --> 00:53:57,771 Well, two orchards. Thanks to you. 1106 00:53:57,871 --> 00:53:59,139 Me? No. 1107 00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,574 Uh, come on, I just asked a few questions. 1108 00:54:03,309 --> 00:54:05,612 Why don't you, um, come in on it with me? 1109 00:54:06,546 --> 00:54:07,881 We make a good team 1110 00:54:07,981 --> 00:54:09,883 and if nothing else, it'll give you time 1111 00:54:09,983 --> 00:54:11,751 to figure out your dream. 1112 00:54:11,851 --> 00:54:12,952 Uh... 1113 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,088 Yeah. I don't know. Uh... 1114 00:54:15,689 --> 00:54:18,191 Well, maybe I could use a little settling down. 1115 00:54:18,758 --> 00:54:20,360 Form a little human connection and, 1116 00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:22,162 oh, maybe get to know the name of a few apples. 1117 00:54:22,262 --> 00:54:23,496 Don't set your bar too high. 1118 00:54:23,596 --> 00:54:25,498 -[both laugh] -Nah, I mean, you're right. 1119 00:54:25,598 --> 00:54:27,600 Shit. Like, what am I even running from, right? 1120 00:54:27,701 --> 00:54:29,135 -[plastic pops] -[water splashes] 1121 00:54:29,235 --> 00:54:30,704 [car engine roaring] 1122 00:54:30,804 --> 00:54:31,838 [gunshots] 1123 00:54:31,938 --> 00:54:33,306 Oh, right. 1124 00:54:34,674 --> 00:54:36,643 -[* "I Palindrome I" by They Might Be Giants playing] 1125 00:54:36,743 --> 00:54:40,180 * Someday Mother will die and I'll get the money * 1126 00:54:41,247 --> 00:54:46,686 * Mom leans down and says, "My sentiments exactly" * 1127 00:54:48,555 --> 00:54:50,357 * You son of a bitch * 1128 00:54:50,457 --> 00:54:52,025 * I palindrome I * 1129 00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:53,760 * I palindrome I * 1130 00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:55,428 * I palindrome I * 1131 00:54:55,528 --> 00:54:57,063 * I palindrome I * 1132 00:54:57,163 --> 00:54:59,199 * And I am a snake head * 1133 00:54:59,299 --> 00:55:03,703 * Eating the head on the opposite side * 1134 00:55:03,937 --> 00:55:05,438 * I palindrome I * 1135 00:55:05,538 --> 00:55:07,107 * Manonam * 1136 00:55:07,207 --> 00:55:08,875 * I palindrome I * 1137 00:55:08,975 --> 00:55:11,578 * Manonam * 1138 00:55:11,678 --> 00:55:18,284 * See that bulletproof dress hanging from the clothesline * 1139 00:55:18,385 --> 00:55:24,024 * See the medical chart with the random zig-zag * 1140 00:55:24,391 --> 00:55:26,793 * Now I'll help it decide * 1141 00:55:26,893 --> 00:55:28,428 * I palindrome I * 1142 00:55:28,528 --> 00:55:30,063 * Manonam * 1143 00:55:30,163 --> 00:55:31,898 * I palindrome I * 1144 00:55:31,998 --> 00:55:33,466 * Manonam * 1145 00:55:33,566 --> 00:55:35,935 * I palindrome I * 1146 00:55:36,036 --> 00:55:37,604 [* song ends]