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On your right.

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- Is that an SLR 9?
- Sure is.

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That's crazy. I used to have one of those.

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- Yeah?
- I don't do carbon anymore, though.

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Aluminum is just the king.

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Yeah, I was thinking
about making the switch.

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How far you headed?

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- Just down Old Topanga and back.
- Oh, word, me too.

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- It's nice to have a riding partner today.
- Definitely.

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I'm George, by the way.

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Hey. I'm Zane.

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Ugh. Fucking house arrest,
and now this?

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I can't believe I got shingles
on top of everything else.

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It's stress, dude.

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Power of the mind. Mind over matter.

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- It's the power of herpes.
- Shut the fuck up, Bobby.

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Yo, herpes zoster.

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Stop saying "herpes."
- It's chicken pox.

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Not everything is science.
It helps to relax.

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Relax? Thanks, Michael.
How am I supposed to relax?

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They got me crossing state lines,
grand larceny, assault. I'm fucked.

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- I'm fucked, dude.

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It's your cousin.

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Don't be all welcoming and shit.
I want him to feel bad.

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Yo, long time, man. Sick beanie, bro.

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Fuck you.

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- Okay.
Hey, Danny.

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Come on in. Nice to see you.

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I'm going to prison for the both of us,
and that's what you brought?

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- Sara Lee pound cake?
- I--

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I just made a quick stop.

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Whatever. Cut the shit up.

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Thick slices.
Put it in the microwave for 15 seconds.

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Okay. What the...?

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You think there's gluten in here?

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The whole fucking thing is gluten.

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Hey, you know,

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I tried to tell the cops
it wasn't all you,

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but they wouldn't believe me.

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- Yeah? You told the cops?
- I did. Like--

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They knew the truck and business
were under your name, so it's like...

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None of this would've went down
if you didn't steal a fridge.

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Who registers a mini fridge?
What the fuck?

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None of it would've went down
if your brother didn't steal the truck.

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This is that plant bitch's fault.

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Yeah? The plant bitch,
will she pay my legal fees?

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Pay back the 20K you owe me?

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I got to thinking,
"There's no way this bitch is self-made."

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All that bragging about
pouring milk into mouths?

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- Shut up, liar. What are you talking--?
- The fuck are you talking about?!

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The plant bitch, the milk,
what are you talking about?

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It always fucked with me
she wasn't married to some white dude.

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And guess what,

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her husband is the son
of a big Japanese artist.

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Dude, she married into art money.

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They got all this crazy shit
we could steal.

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No, for real.
He told me all about his father's pieces.

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- You're hanging out with the husband now?
- Don't worry, I didn't tell my real name.

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I introduced myself as Zane.

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Oh!
Fuck.

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You're out there doing fucking cosplay?!

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Here's what you'll do.
You'll finish working at the church,

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and then I'll cash that check.
I'm gonna cash it!

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You work, I cash.

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And then I'm gonna keep cashing.

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I'll keep cashing till I can pay off
the lawyer to keep me out of jail, okay?

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Is that cool?

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Does that work for you?

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You see that?

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I was there. K-Town riots.
Just off of frame.

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If they just used the wider lens,
I'd be in the history books.

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Oh, fuck, dude, this is good.

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You guys try this?

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This shit is so heavy, bro.

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Fuck this job.

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What the fuck, Bobby?
What did I tell you about the gun, dude?

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What?
- Come on, this is a church.

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- Put it in the car.
- Relax. I forgot.

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Remember Dick?
Remember him and his friend?

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I don't know any Dicks, bro.
Who's naming their kid Dick anymore?

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The former vice president Dick Cheney
is who I'm talking about, dude.

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He shot his friend
in the fucking face, dude.

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Fine. I'll put it in the car.

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Did you ever hear
of the Harvard crow study?

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- I got waitlisted at Harvard.
- I know.

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They put this dude in a Dick Cheney mask
and he was mean to these crows,

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and the crows talked to other crows.

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All over the country,
no matter where Cheney was,

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crows would attack his ass.

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They'd be chirping at his face,
just pecking him and shit.

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I got into UT Austin as well.

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Dope.

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Yo, thanks for helping with this, guys.

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We're just here to get paid, man.

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Not paid enough, right?
- Know what I mean?

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Hey, I heard you guys started
working for Isaac about two years ago.

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Is that what he said?
Working for him, not with him?

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He's been doing that since we were kids,

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telling you that you're equals,
but he always ends up being the alpha.

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- He wishes he was alpha.
- Dude's not even a beta.

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Yeah, no, he's like zeta.
Catherine Zeta-Jones.

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What?

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Cool.

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Yeah. Yeah, dude's got no vision.

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Yeah, I got vision, though.
Just no one can see my vision but me.

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Yo, your art heist idea?

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- Fucking <i>fuego</i>.
- Yup.

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Thanks, man.

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She upgraded her security system,

110
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but I got in before, I can get in again.

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What did you steal last time?

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Oh. Uh...

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I, uh...

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I pissed all over her bathroom.

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Like, gallons.

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Very cool.

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I told her I was a contractor
and walked right in.

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Yo, we could say we're contractors.

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Yup.

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Nah, I already did that one,
so, you know...

121
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Well, you know, but there's no bad ideas.

122
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I'm not like Isaac.
This is a three-way street.

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What did you have in mind?

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- Zane, my man.
- Yo.

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Thanks for coming, man.
I know it was short notice.

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Man, thanks for having me.

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I normally have to lead praise band
rehearsal, but I have a day off.

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I know you.

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- Sorry. She's weird around new people.
- Oh, no, it's...

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Come on in.

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Oh, man, beautiful home.

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This is a timeless kitchen, man.

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Ah. Thanks, Zane.

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I know you.

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Sweetie, we don't do that. Okay?
That's not how we greet new guests.

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One sec, let me get her some candy.

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- Oh, hey, I have some Skittles.
- Oh, you do? In your pocket?

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Got a sweet tooth.

139
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Can I have some, please?

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If Zane gives you some,
are you gonna stop saying "I know you"?

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I always keep a bag in my truck,

142
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- so any time, just ask. Okay?
- Okay.

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- Can I use your bathroom?
- Yeah. Straight down to the left.

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Thanks.

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Uh, don't shoot the messenger,

146
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but I think there's a leak
in your plumbing.

147
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I heard some trickling behind the tiles.

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Fudge sundae.

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- Really?
- Yeah, I think so.

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Shoot.

151
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Well, I gotta call Amy.

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- She handles all the house stuff.
- Dude, we can handle this.

153
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You know what? Let's do some research.

154
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- I'll do the research.
- No, it's too much trouble.

155
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Not a problem at all. I'm on it.

156
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- Really?
- Yeah. Looking up plumbers right now.

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Thanks, man. You're the best.

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Yo, best recognize best.

159
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- Hey.

160
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Nice. Danny just texted
a list of shit to buy.

161
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This is what I'm talking about, man.
Finally, a fucking plan.

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- Yo.
- Yo?

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Overalls. That's the move.

164
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No, bro. Farmers wear overalls, dude.

165
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- So do plumbers.
- No, they don't. This ain't a video game.

166
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- Where you see a farmer at?
- I went apple picking a couple weeks ago.

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Let's buy this shit.

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All right.

169
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This is where it all goes down.

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Wow. Very cool.

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What are those?

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Oh, uh...

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Those are my late father's pieces.

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Right. I remember you mentioning him.

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- Right.
- This just returned from the gallery.

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- Tamago, the Holy Grail.
Wow.

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No offense to your dad, um,

178
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but, I don't know, these pieces
kind of feel like a little out of a place,

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compared to all the crazy, creative stuff
you got going on everywhere else.

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Really?

181
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Yeah, I mean, like, this is what I imagine
when I hear about fine art, you know?

182
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Makes me feel like...

183
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I don't know how to describe it.
I'm not good at this shit.

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There's no bad way of interpreting art.

185
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Say whatever comes to mind.

186
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I mean, you know,
I don't know if it's right, but...

187
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Uh, I don't know, it kind of makes me...

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feel sad.

189
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Gives me like a...

190
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a sticky feeling inside,

191
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I don't know,
like in my chest, in my legs.

192
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:05,646
I don't know, I'm just, like,
going off the top of my head.

193
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,775
Wow, um...

194
00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:13,279
You okay? Did I do that wrong? That was--

195
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,906
No, no. You did great. Um...

196
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:17,867
I don't know,

197
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:22,788
sometimes I just feel like a fraud,
you know?

198
00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:26,876
- Hmm.
- When my dad passed away,

199
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:32,131
my first thought was,
"I wonder if he died disappointed."

200
00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,636
No one ever told me otherwise, so, um...

201
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,891
That was really nice.
Thank you, thank you.

202
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,852
Yeah, no problem, man.
I mean, you got the gift.

203
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,650
I'm so glad I met you, man.

204
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:54,111
I've been kind of lonely lately.

205
00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:57,448
My wife's been so busy making
all these big life decisions without me.

206
00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,409
I know we just met,

207
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,788
but I feel like you actually care.

208
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,082
You're a good person.

209
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,835
I have a good sense about these things.

210
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,045
Thanks, man.

211
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,805
I gotta make a quick call, if that's cool?

212
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,557
- Yeah. Yes, please. Yeah.
- I'll be right back.

213
00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,482
<i>Yo, Danny. What's up?</i>
- Michael.

214
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Hey, dude, plan's off. Okay?
I don't have time to explain.

215
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,862
<i>What? Did you do the leak?</i>

216
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,323
Yeah, but there's nothing
worth stealing here.

217
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:42,910
<i>- They got a TV, though, don't they?</i>
- Yeah, they have a TV.

218
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:46,705
- But just forget it, okay?
<i>- We already got all the stuff, man.</i>

219
00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:49,250
- What do you mean? Just put it back.
<i>- It's in the cart.</i>

220
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,585
<i>- You can't put it back. It's rude.</i>
- It's not rude.

221
00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:54,338
<i>Dude, if you won't do it, then we will.
Send me her address.</i>

222
00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:57,508
- No, I am not giving you their address.
<i>- Don't make us look it up. We'll find it.</i>

223
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,884
We're not robbing this house.

224
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,845
-<i>Come on. Dude!</i>
- End of story.

225
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,473
Plan's off.

226
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,309
- Fucking Chos, man.
- Yeah.

227
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:09,687
So, what now?

228
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,860
Listen for trickling water.

229
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,077
Hi. Can I help you?

230
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,579
<i>- Hey.
- Hey.</i>

231
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,206
<i>We were just driving by
in the neighborhood,</i>

232
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:32,209
<i>- and we noticed-- We're plumbers.
- We're plumbers.</i>

233
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:35,254
<i>We noticed that you might
have a little water leak.</i>

234
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:39,884
- You guys are good. How'd you know?
<i>You could have a pinhole leak.</i>

235
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:42,386
<i>- It's caused by heavy minerals.</i>
<i>Yup.</i>

236
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:45,014
<i>And I gotta tell you,
as professionals, it's not safe.</i>

237
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,184
<i>There could be dangerous mold
growing in there right now.</i>

238
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<i>We recommend you get out immediately,
so we can take care of it, if you'd like.</i>

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00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:58,068
You know, I appreciate all the info,
but I'm gonna get a second opinion.

240
00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,571
<i>Uh, there's two of us, so...</i>

241
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:04,283
<i>I have an opinion, he's got one.
There's two of them there.</i>

242
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:07,077
- I'm sure. Thank you, guys. Take care.
<i>The longer you wait,</i>

243
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:08,996
<i>- the worse it's gonna get.</i>
<i>Way worse.</i>

244
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,625
I could totally tell
they were scamming me.

245
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,045
So I watched a few videos,
I bought a few fans,

246
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,631
and then I turned off the water valve.

247
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,924
All by myself.

248
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,553
There might be some mold, though,

249
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:28,390
so we'll have to call some people in
to come test it while we're away.

250
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,392
What?

251
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:37,691
Oh. I found us an Airbnb in Ojai.

252
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,110
Ojai!

253
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,698
Amy's gonna meet us after work.

254
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,370
I know.

255
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,540
I wish it could be us going instead.

256
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,668
Stop it.

257
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,628
I miss you too.

258
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:01,924
Okay, okay. Well, I gotta go.
I gotta clean up.

259
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,218
I'll call you when I come back, okay?

260
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,095
I love you too.

261
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:09,932
Bye, Mia.

262
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:15,229
Well, think about me.
I can't wait until you get back. Bye.

263
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,776
Uh, excuse me?

264
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,904
Oh, my gosh. Mrs. Nakai.

265
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,364
Okay. Yeah.

266
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,618
Amy should be right out, like any second.

267
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,539
I'm Mia, by the way.

268
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,668
I don't think we've ever met,
but we've spoken over the phone.

269
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:41,088
I haven't been here in a while.
Is it always like this?

270
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,840
Sorry for the mess.

271
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,925
A bunch of people just quit.

272
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:49,889
The acquisition news got out,
and everyone's looking for jobs.

273
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,350
Chaos always follows my daughter-in-law
wherever she goes.

274
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,186
I guess that's why her and George
make such a great pair.

275
00:14:56,186 --> 00:15:00,441
It's almost like a yin-yang, right?

276
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,277
Are my son's vases selling?

277
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:07,072
Oh. You know, I think what's happening
is people are admiring them--

278
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:11,118
Even the most imaginative vases,
like the '70s Scheurich Fat Lavas,

279
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,370
were limited to red or brown glazes.

280
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,915
The abstract nature of Joji's vases

281
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,792
reflect the state of emergence
he's participating in.

282
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:21,587
Oh, my God.
Don't get me started on Fat Lavas.

283
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,381
That's what you should say
to the customers.

284
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,507
Right.

285
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,845
I was just talking to George about
his glazing techniques the other day.

286
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:33,015
I admire the artistry
in your family so much.

287
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,851
So if you ever need an assistant

288
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:38,395
or know of any galleries hiring, I'd be--

289
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:42,483
- Is there a restroom nearby?
- Oh. Yeah. It's right around the corner.

290
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,037
Oh, my God.
I was just checking an ingrown hair.

291
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,373
- No need to explain.
One second.

292
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,668
Fumi. Hi.

293
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:05,005
- I didn't know you were coming by.
I had the Uber drop me off.

294
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,466
- Did you forget?
Lunch.

295
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:11,303
Oh, my God. You know, Fumi,
it's been so hectic lately. Um...

296
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:14,723
- Can we reschedule?
That's okay.

297
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:18,310
- I could only do a quick bite, anyway.
Okay, great. Um--

298
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:22,523
I'll make sure to book enough time
so we can order the whole menu.

299
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:28,070
- May I?
- Yeah, of course.

300
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,036
But, Joji, why wouldn't you just
leave that to the professionals?

301
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:40,249
<i>These plumbers did stop by
the house, but I fixed it all by myself,</i>

302
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,292
<i>you know, with my own two hands.</i>

303
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,503
You sculpt with your hands.

304
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:48,340
<i>I know, Mom,
but it's nice to feel useful for once.</i>

305
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,592
<i>Oh, I'm pulling into Ojai now.</i>

306
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:53,637
<i>I'll call you later, all right?
Miss you, love you.</i>

307
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,861
<i>Hello, Joyce. It's Fumi.</i>

308
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,864
Just calling to chat.

309
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,615
Call me. Bye-bye.

310
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,330
<i>You've reached Renee.
Leave me a message. Thanks.</i>

311
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:23,584
Hello, Renee. It's Fumi.
Just calling to chat.

312
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:24,877
<i>Call me. Bye-bye.</i>

313
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,089
Um...

314
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,602
- Hello, Tom.
<i>Mrs. Nakai.</i>

315
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,896
Sorry I didn't get back to you earlier.
Busy day.

316
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,731
<i>That's okay. I'm just following up.</i>

317
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,400
<i>Were you able to get that loan
from your daughter-in-law?</i>

318
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,029
We were supposed to speak earlier today.
I had to reschedule.

319
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,739
<i>Listen, as your accountant,</i>

320
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,325
<i>I have to say,
things are not looking good.</i>

321
00:17:56,325 --> 00:18:00,621
<i>Haru's estate isn't solvent,
and I just got your credit card statement.</i>

322
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,955
<i>We've spoken about this.</i>

323
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:05,209
<i>You need to create a new budget
or find new streams of revenue.</i>

324
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,835
I know, I know.

325
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:11,131
<i>You just got the Tamago chair back
from the gallery. Maybe finally sell?</i>

326
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:13,467
I can't sell, you know that.

327
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,011
And even if I wanted to,
George would never let me.

328
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,721
<i>You want me to talk to him?</i>

329
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,014
No, please don't.

330
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,267
He's still not over Haru
leaving him so little.

331
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,228
You know, he's out of town,

332
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,481
but I can go to his place
and pick some other pieces to sell.

333
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,398
Okay, Tom?

334
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,450
Yo, last round.
I gotta pack up some clothes.

335
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,952
My brother's coming home soon.

336
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:44,248
Bro, can't keep avoiding him, man.
You live here.

337
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,335
Whatever.
I'll just keep crashing with you guys.

338
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:51,421
I don't know, man.
Gonna have to start charging you.

339
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,132
All right.

340
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,800
No, for real.

341
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,219
I mean, our place isn't cheap.

342
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:58,971
Market's been shit.

343
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,016
Yeah. No, that's cool.

344
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,604
Can't you just get
your sugar mama to help you out?

345
00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,190
She's not my sugar mama.

346
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:14,111
I mean, she gave you cash,
and she's a mom.

347
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,112
Mm-hm.

348
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:18,031
No, we're just two humans
connecting, all right?

349
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,368
- We care about each other.
- Care about that dick.

350
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,081
Paul, I killed you.

351
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,293
Dude, he's so sensitive, man.

352
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,518
Shit.

353
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,783
Hi.

354
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,576
Hi.

355
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,787
Look, I know I said this before,

356
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:50,666
but if we're gonna hang out,
we can't do anything physical. Okay?

357
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,334
Okay.

358
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,565
<i>♪ I'm the one natural one
Make it easy... ♪</i>

359
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,025
That feels so good.

360
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,944
I want you to spit on it.

361
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:24,574
<i>♪ Where I can love how I like
If I want it ♪</i>

362
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:27,035
<i>♪ Whatever keeps me high... ♪</i>

363
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:32,958
Oh, shit.

364
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:38,797
Fuck.

365
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:41,967
You feel so good.

366
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,686
- Do you like my pussy?
- Yeah.

367
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,938
You like how it squeezes your cock?

368
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:58,817
Fuck, I'm gonna come so hard.

369
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,862
I'm gonna come so hard.
I'm coming! I'm coming!

370
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,989
I'm coming! I'm coming!

371
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:15,167
So you got me thinking a lot
about my own future lately.

372
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,419
Oh, yeah? How so?

373
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:23,300
Just like getting my shit together,
starting to plan, you know.

374
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:24,676
Yeah.

375
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:25,761
That's good.

376
00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:32,350
I've been crashing at my boy's place
ever since the fight with Danny.

377
00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,561
Did he say anything about the arrest?

378
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:37,564
No, he texted me some shit
about how I owe my cousin an apology,

379
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:41,151
- but fuck that.
- Fuck that and fuck him.

380
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,780
You know, I can't crash
at my boy's place forever.

381
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:49,743
Like if I had my own place,
I could make some moves, you know.

382
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:54,956
Even my brother is getting
his own spot, you know.

383
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:57,375
Mm-hm. Yeah.

384
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,420
I don't know, just...

385
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,007
You think you could lend me some money?

386
00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:08,095
I'll pay it back, ASAP.

387
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:11,765
I just-- I need a jumpstart, and then...

388
00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:15,602
I know I have it in me
to be a millionaire like you in no time.

389
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:20,398
Well, you make it sound like
what I achieved was easy.

390
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,276
No, I'm just saying, like--

391
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:26,446
I'm saying I could do it too.

392
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,699
Okay.

393
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:34,871
What, like, now you don't think so?

394
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:38,834
Well, Paul, it just takes a lot more
than good intentions.

395
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:42,129
I have busted my ass for years.

396
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:47,259
I've sacrificed my well-being,
the well-being of my family. It--

397
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,595
It's not millionaire in no time.

398
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:53,014
If you don't want to give me
the money, just say so.

399
00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:57,227
You don't have to be a bitch about it.
Jesus Christ.

400
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,319
You should leave.

401
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:10,157
I'm dead serious. Get the fuck out.

402
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:11,533
Word.

403
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:14,995
Nobody calls me a bitch
in my home. Get out.

404
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:18,832
You know, work's not the reason
your life's a fucking mess.

405
00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:54,910
Hey, Naomi.

406
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:58,663
I saw George's post. So cute.

407
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:02,125
- What are you guys doing in Ojai?
<i>- I'm about to drive there now.</i>

408
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:06,213
<i>We're having some work done on the house,
so he surprised me with the staycation.</i>

409
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,173
He's so thoughtful.

410
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,092
My husband never does stuff like that.

411
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:13,428
<i>Yeah, George is-- He's pretty special.</i>

412
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:17,390
<i>- Sorry, there's a tickle in my throat.</i>
- No worries.

413
00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:19,100
Hey, so small favor,

414
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:23,396
I just got nominated for next year's
People to Watch in <i>Calabasas Style,</i>

415
00:25:23,396 --> 00:25:26,358
and I was hoping that
you could write a recommendation letter--

416
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:29,569
<i>I'm sorry, I didn't hear that.
Can you say that again?</i>

417
00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:33,365
Oh, no worries. I was saying that I'm up
for next year's People to Watch, and--

418
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:36,201
<i>You know what, Naomi?
I have some work to do.</i>

419
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,036
<i>Can l call you back later?</i>

420
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:41,122
Sure. Sure, yeah. Call me back whenever.

421
00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:13,530
Hi.

422
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:39,264
<i>I want you to know that,
despite what everybody tells you,</i>

423
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:42,267
<i>- you can have it all. You can.</i>
<i>Wow.</i>

424
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,610
Stuck-up bitch.

425
00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:56,281
<i>I was sitting in my car,
and all of a sudden,</i>

426
00:26:56,281 --> 00:27:01,411
<i>this woman just starts honking at me
from her fucking perfect white SUV.</i>

427
00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:04,164
<i>And then she fucking tags my truck
with "I'm a bitch."</i>

428
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,874
<i>Is that normal behavior?</i>

429
00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:10,712
<i>Hey, security? Security, I think
some drunk tourists have wandered in.</i>

430
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,596
You're sure all these came from the SUV?

431
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:23,308
Neighbor said they saw the driver
throw trash out the window.

432
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,019
I gathered everything I could find.

433
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,355
Maybe from the truck, I don't know.

434
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,734
You wouldn't happen to have seen
if the truck was tagged

435
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:34,986
with "I'm a bitch"?

436
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:36,738
Excuse me?

437
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,158
I know a neighbor who drives a white SUV.

438
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,285
It could be her.

439
00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:44,621
But do you have proof?

440
00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:49,084
No, but... I have a hunch.

441
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:51,086
She doesn't have much regard for others.

442
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:56,007
Well, I received 12 other tips
about white SUVs in the area.

443
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,926
They're all convincing.

444
00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:00,011
But the cops are no help.

445
00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:02,097
Oh, I'll help you, Firouz.

446
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:05,225
I'm a very busy woman,
but this is important to me.

447
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:08,061
- And I will not--
- I never got the new <i>Calabasas Style.</i>

448
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,564
You know,
I think someone is stealing my mail.

449
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:12,857
Please take it.

450
00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:18,029
I'm actually up
for next year's People to Watch.

451
00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:21,324
Oh, impressive.

452
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,368
That is no easy feat.

453
00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:25,537
Thank you.

454
00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:28,331
Well, I know lists are silly.

455
00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:31,209
Had I known I was visiting a celebrity,

456
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:34,003
I would have brought
something to autograph.

457
00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:35,755
Oh, my God, stop.

458
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,761
Do you want anything to drink?

459
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:54,482
<i>Arming in 30 seconds.</i>

460
00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:16,629
<i>Four, three, two--</i>

461
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,215
<i>- Disarmed.</i>

462
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:33,855
<i>You've reached the offices
of Tom Jones, CPA.</i>

463
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:36,775
<i>- Leave a message and I'll get back to you.</i>

464
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:40,528
Hey, Tom. How much do you think
the Tamago will sell for?

465
00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:42,447
I think I'm going to sell it.

466
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:46,201
There are some disruptive events
happening between my son and his wife.

467
00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:49,078
It may affect my finances. Call me ba--

468
00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:54,793
These rich people
get these fancy systems

469
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,169
and don't even set them.

470
00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,671
- Look at all this money.
- My plan would've worked.

471
00:29:58,671 --> 00:30:02,217
Yeah, smashing and grabbing everything
in under two minutes isn't a plan, dude.

472
00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:04,385
'Cause you freeze under pressure.

473
00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:07,180
That's 'cause in fight or flight,
I'm fight. You understand?

474
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:10,600
I'm trying to stay put,
activate my core, keep my trunk solid.

475
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,728
You don't know if someone will pop out
and you gotta knock them out.

476
00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:16,940
Yo, if I sense
even a little bit of danger, pew!

477
00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:19,484
I'm flight, baby. Korean Air.

478
00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:22,195
Yeah, you're a bitch.

479
00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:29,744
Holy shit. Look at this thing, dude.
Look at this fancy thing.

480
00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:31,704
It's like on some <i>Beetlejuice</i> shit, huh?

481
00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:34,123
All those lumps and bumps.
I bet it's worth so much.

482
00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:36,167
Looks like herpes poo-pooed.

483
00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:39,712
I'm saying, you're obsessed.

484
00:30:39,712 --> 00:30:41,965
For someone
who supposedly doesn't have it,

485
00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,925
you talk about it all the time.

486
00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:49,222
No, I'm talking about the family.
I'm talking HSV-1, HSV-2.

487
00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:52,100
I'm talking zoster, Epstein-Barr.

488
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:55,687
Ugh, what an unfortunate name
for a virus, you know.

489
00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:59,190
You motherfuckers!
- Oh, fuck.

490
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,701
Shit!

491
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:14,414
<i>♪ Such a lonely day, and it's mine ♪</i>

492
00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:21,379
<i>♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪</i>

493
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:26,843
<i>♪ Such a lonely day should be banned... ♪</i>

494
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:28,970
Oh, my God.

495
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:31,848
I know who lives there.

496
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:40,398
<i>♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪</i>

497
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:46,613
<i>♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪</i>

498
00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:52,785
<i>♪ Such a lonely day shouldn't exist ♪</i>

499
00:31:54,245 --> 00:32:00,084
<i>♪ It's a day that I'll never miss ♪</i>

500
00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:05,465
<i>♪ Such a lonely day, and it's mine ♪</i>

501
00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:12,639
<i>♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪</i>

502
00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:18,561
<i>♪ And if you go
I wanna go with you ♪</i>

503
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:25,318
<i>♪ And if you die
I wanna die with you ♪</i>

504
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:32,408
<i>♪ Take your hand and walk away ♪</i>