1 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:22,063 Thanks again for driving me. Ubers were surging. 2 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,483 I Uber everywhere, so I'm usually in the back. 3 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,110 Yeah, so which one is your place? 4 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:30,989 Oh, don't worry, I'll tell you. Sorry, what was I saying? 5 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:34,409 Oh, yeah, so have you heard of portable parking? 6 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:37,037 -Uh, no. -Good. 7 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,915 'Cause it's this idea me and the boys have been kicking around. 8 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:42,500 The problem with driving 9 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,086 is that you always have to find parking, 10 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:49,591 but with ParKing, you can order someone to park for you. 11 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,510 You mean like valet? 12 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,220 No, no, ParKing. 13 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:57,724 So, basically, they come to wherever you are-- 14 00:00:57,807 --> 00:01:00,351 Sorry, you missed the-- You have to go back. 15 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,772 -My bad. -Okay. 16 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:08,943 -Is this it? This is your place? -Yeah, right here. 17 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:09,986 All right. 18 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,654 Home sweet home. 19 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,742 I like the way you drive. 20 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:17,786 It's... smooth. 21 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,455 Oh, well, thanks. 22 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:29,214 So, you wanna hang out this week? 23 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:33,760 Uh, you know, I have to go to Vegas for work. 24 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:35,178 -So... -Oh, cool, okay. 25 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,013 -Vegas. That's cool. -Yeah. 26 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:39,015 My boy lives in Vegas. 27 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:41,392 -You into MMA? Mixed Martial Arts? -Mm-mm. 28 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,311 My boy, he's about to pop off. 29 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:44,229 He's like solid. 30 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:46,689 I came up with his nickname, "The Japanese Disease." 31 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:48,942 I know it sounds like-- You don't have to... 32 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:49,859 Oh, it's okay. 33 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,778 I don't want to block anybody. 34 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:53,029 -Oh! -Sorry. 35 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,364 That's okay. 36 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:56,783 Okay, well... 37 00:01:56,866 --> 00:02:00,703 Wanna come in? My brother's probably home, but I have a lock on my door. 38 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:04,207 Paul, could you do me a favor and not like tell anybody about this? 39 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,875 You have a boyfriend, huh? 40 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:09,003 Uh, no. Not a boyfriend, exactly. 41 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,880 -An ex? -Paul, I'm married. 42 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,340 Yeah, I... 43 00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:15,927 Look, you seem like a really good kid. And, um... 44 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:18,263 Come here. 45 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:26,020 Fuck! 46 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:34,487 Go, go, go now before, um... 47 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,948 Before I do something stupid. 48 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,600 Are you sure I can park here? 49 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:06,227 Totally. You might get a ticket, though. 50 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:13,568 I was thinking I was gonna call that road rage lady and apologize. 51 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:15,236 You want my advice? 52 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,404 Fuck that. 53 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:20,450 I mean, God blessed me with this church gig. 54 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,410 What would Jesus do, you know? 55 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:23,745 Jesus? 56 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:26,497 Jesus would thank his cousin with a fucking table dance, 57 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,583 some fish, some unleavened bread. 58 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:32,003 Of course, man. Thank you. Really, thank you, thank you. 59 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:35,840 Yo, it's right over here. My guy gave me the code. It's 69-69. 60 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:36,841 Word. 61 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,802 I gotta make things right with Paul too. 62 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,263 All he cares about is that Kayla chick. 63 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,891 Dude, I checked out her IG. 64 00:03:44,974 --> 00:03:47,435 -She's fucking hot. -Nah, man. 65 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:50,355 Yo, I don't fuck with that type of white woman. 66 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,067 They act like they got no power, they got all of it. 67 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:54,984 You met her? 68 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,861 I don't need to, I just know. 69 00:03:56,945 --> 00:04:00,156 When Paul is cleaning his room, white devil pulling strings. 70 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,991 What white girls you fuck with, then? 71 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,660 -Italians, bro. -What? 72 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,329 Yeah, they're the same as us. Peninsula mentality. 73 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,373 Yo, peninsulas, that's what's up. 74 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:09,415 Yeah, man. 75 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,293 Paul thinks he's thinking for himself, he's being incepted. 76 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,379 -Yo, you gotta tell him. -Dude... 77 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:18,049 he doesn't do well with criticism. I gotta change things up. 78 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:21,386 -I don't wanna lose him forever. -Here we go. 79 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,681 Everything you need for the church. 80 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,307 Jackpot. 81 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:30,937 Whoa. Wait. So we can steal all this and pocket the church money? 82 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:33,273 God is good. Amen. 83 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,525 Yo, we should take this too, man. 84 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:36,776 It's Daewoo. 85 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:38,861 Support Korean manufacturing. 86 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:41,489 -Hey, you know who you are? -Hmm. 87 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:43,241 You're Korean Robin Hood. 88 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:44,325 Oh, yeah? 89 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:46,327 And I'm Korean Aladdin. 90 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:51,291 Yeah. I like that. 91 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:55,461 -No, Mommy, no! -Junie, hey... 92 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:58,548 Junie, it's gonna be a family trip and it's gonna be fun, okay? 93 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,341 -I got it. -I don't wanna go! 94 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:03,094 Sweetie, the driver is gonna take us to a private jet. 95 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:05,054 Did you bring her Rubble toy? 96 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,390 Zuma and Cap'n Turbot can't patrol without Rubble. 97 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:08,975 I think it's under her suitcase. 98 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:13,313 It's PAW Patrol. You need all the paws. 99 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:16,107 -Do we have any candy to bribe her? -Sweetie, look! 100 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:17,191 Look, look! 101 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,735 PAW Patrol's coming too! 102 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,154 Okay. Come on, Junie, let's go. 103 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:23,197 -Rubble will lead us to Vegas. -No, Mommy! 104 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:24,741 -No, no, no! -Junie, stop that! 105 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,620 -Oh, my God, are you okay? 106 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,581 Baby, I'm so sorry. 107 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:36,627 -Oh, baby. It's okay... -Maybe we just don't go to Vegas. 108 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:39,380 I'll call Jordan and tell her it was a work emergency. 109 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,715 Babe, stop. 110 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:41,883 You gotta go. 111 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,261 I'll hold down the fort. 112 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:51,100 I really thought this would help us refocus on one another, you know? 113 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,268 Well... 114 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:54,020 Don't worry about us. 115 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:57,565 We'll do our family trips when you iron out the deal. 116 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,527 Any time you want to meet Toni Kukoc, I can make that happen. 117 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,321 -What? -That fucker owes me. 118 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:05,740 How did I not know you have connections like this? 119 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:07,992 'Cause you never fucked with your cousin till now. 120 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,452 It's about time we hung out. 121 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,579 Do you think I can take him one-on-one? 122 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:13,664 -I can take him. -Yeah. That guy's old. 123 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,666 -You got your twenties bod. -Right?! 124 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,836 -Yo, I fixed that. -Oh, sick. 125 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:21,047 What up? 126 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:23,257 -I could beat all of y'all. -What? 127 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:26,928 -Paul knows how to read? Fuck, dude. -Say hi to your cousin. 128 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:30,973 -'Sup, Isaac. -"'Sup, Isaac"? Issac-hyung, bitch. 129 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,684 I don't make these gook rules. Get up, you bow-legged fuck. 130 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:36,354 Give me a front hug. None of that side hug. 131 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:38,397 -Tip to tip, come on. -Don't say that. 132 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,525 Oh, fuck, it's so strong. 133 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:44,362 -Isaac, you want some orange juice? -Ooh. Sunny D. "D" for Danny. 134 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:47,281 -Danny, I gotta ask a favor. -Shit. Here we go. 135 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:50,076 Dude, no. I'm not unclogging it again. No way. 136 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:53,496 -Can I borrow your truck? -What you need my truck for? 137 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:56,874 -To see my girl in Vegas. -She's your girl now? 138 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,668 Yeah. 139 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:02,880 -Okay, I mean, have you even met her yet? -Actually, we have met. So... 140 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:06,008 How about a boys' trip to Vegas? You, me and Isaac. 141 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,594 -Boys' trip! -I don't wanna be sad in Vegas. 142 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,847 She hit you up for your credit card numbers yet? 143 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:14,392 -No, but she did ask me for this dick. -Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it. 144 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:16,811 -I'm sure you saw plenty in jail. -The fuck you say? 145 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:17,979 -I'm kidding! -Hey. 146 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:20,106 -What the fuck you say? -We're good. Hey! 147 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:22,817 -Hey, Isaac! Isaac! Stop, stop. -You wanna see some fucking gochu? 148 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,777 -Stop, stop. -Fucking bitch. Apologize. 149 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:28,739 -Everybody chill. It's all good. -I'm just joking, relax. 150 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:32,577 Okay. Don't say stupid shit. Goddamn. 151 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:36,706 Hey, dude we got that big job at Veronica's church. 152 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:39,709 So you can, like, come help and I'll pay you good. 153 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:41,627 Pay your own way to Vegas. 154 00:07:43,212 --> 00:07:44,130 Okay. 155 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:45,840 -Okay. -I appreciate that. 156 00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:51,721 Yo, why don't we celebrate the new job? Let's take a shot. 157 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:55,266 Chosen Ones! 158 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,064 -Do you guys want more? -It's good. 159 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,775 -Danny, you good, or...? -No, come on, you fucking bitch. 160 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,694 Let's go! Chase it with the Sunny D. 161 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:11,407 -Chosen Ones, here we go! -Chosen Ones! 162 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,881 Jordan, this is amazing. 163 00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:29,800 I've never had a whole spa to myself before. 164 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,469 That's so cute. 165 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:36,098 Make sure you get the 99 finger massage. 166 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:39,936 Ten of the best masseuses in the world, and they massage everything. 167 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:42,021 Ninety-nine? 168 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:44,440 I'm so sorry your family couldn't come. 169 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,234 Junie was not having it. 170 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,236 We usually bribe her with candy, 171 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,696 but the doctor said to cut down on her sugar. So... 172 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,533 -Oh. That's life, right? -Yeah. 173 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:57,245 I mean, I have more money than actual countries. 174 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,956 But I need to let loose behind closed doors. 175 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,917 Wait. You don't go out in Vegas? 176 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,254 Honey, most of our employees are middle class. 177 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,465 They don't like to see me enjoying myself. 178 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,218 That's why I have to dress down for conferences. 179 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:13,928 Smart. 180 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:18,182 You have to keep up the illusion, people always prefer it to reality. 181 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,475 That's just the way it is. 182 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,019 But doesn't that get tiring? 183 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,146 Yes, it's exhausting. 184 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:28,943 That's why I have a zero filter policy with my inner circle. 185 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:31,404 If I had to fake it all day, I'd go insane. 186 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:32,738 Right. 187 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:36,576 Jordi, the board wants to meet by the Jacuzzi to go over things. 188 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:40,580 Amy, we should leave them to it. All the wives are going to a show later. 189 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:44,166 -Actually, I think Amy should stay. Right? -Oh. 190 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:45,835 Oh. 191 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,255 Okay, yeah, yeah, of course, of course. 192 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:52,049 -Amy, text me later. We'll meet up. -For sure. 193 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,469 You still wanted to talk to the board about the deal? 194 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:59,181 Oh, it can wait. It's the first night. I don't want to bother. 195 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:07,648 Paul, grab your phone! 196 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,823 What the fuck? 197 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:34,759 Oh, shit. 198 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:39,889 Chair's still on. I dreamt I was inside my mom. 199 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:42,808 Hey, what's wrong? 200 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,436 Oh, no, Paul took the keys. 201 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:46,937 What? 202 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:50,191 Fuck. All that shit we took is still in the truck. 203 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:53,319 Wow, so you got to meet the board? 204 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:54,987 Yeah, it was pretty cool. 205 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:59,283 I mean, they picked my brain about like, a lot of confidential things. 206 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:03,037 Then... Oh, God, they asked me to speak at this panel tomorrow. 207 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:07,583 Babe, that's amazing. Did you discuss the offer? 208 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:12,421 -No, we didn't have time for that tonight. -Oh, well, you'll find a window soon. 209 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,132 It's good you're getting in good with them. 210 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,051 I bet they'll let you cash out. 211 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,221 Yeah, exactly. Tomorrow for sure. 212 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,515 Oh, who's that? 213 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,601 Oh, um, it's just Jordan. 214 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:30,064 Um, so is Junie doing better? 215 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:32,108 She's so happy to be home. 216 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:35,820 She hugged every piece of furniture and told them how much she loves them. 217 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:38,197 Oh! Did she miss me? 218 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:41,367 Will they let you take the jet home early? 219 00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:43,577 What? 220 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,747 Once you convince them, you can come home, right? 221 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,165 To watch June. 222 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,376 Remember I rescheduled my men's group meeting. 223 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:52,795 Oh, well, honey, remember, 224 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:55,965 ah, um, they invited me to speak at that panel tomorrow. 225 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,925 -So... -Oh, right. 226 00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,594 Right. Yeah, you should do that. 227 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:06,642 Yeah, but, you know, maybe I don't do it. I'm not prepared and... God, my hair. 228 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:08,936 I need a haircut. So... 229 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:12,356 Well, I support you either way. Just let me know, okay? 230 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,358 'Cause, my men's group. 231 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:17,111 Yeah, I'll for sure try to come home early. 232 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:21,407 Hey, is someone there, George? It's so late. 233 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,951 Mom and I are having a sleepover. 234 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,620 Amy, I used your bathroom. 235 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,914 Oh, that's great, Fumi. 236 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,792 Shoot, I gotta grab her PJs from the dryer. 237 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,503 Love you. Get lots of rest, okay? 238 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,298 They're gonna let you cash out tomorrow, I can feel it. 239 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,675 Mom! 240 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:28,307 So, your boy, he went home? 241 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:32,728 Yeah, he had to train. Gotta put the work in to see the results. 242 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,190 Ah. I see. 243 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:41,111 So nobody knows you're here, right? 244 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,614 You didn't tell your brother or anything? 245 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:46,825 -No, I barely even talk to him. -Cool, cool. 246 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,247 You want to put those flowers down or something? 247 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,415 Oh, yeah. 248 00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,797 -Yeah. -Oh, sorry. 249 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:10,057 Just-- If we're gonna hang out, we can't do anything physical. 250 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,227 I have a family, you know? 251 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,688 Yeah. I wasn't even thinking about that. 252 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:16,897 Okay. 253 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:23,362 So, what do you want to do? 254 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:28,158 Uh, I don't know. I was thinking of putting on a movie. 255 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,827 -Movie? -Yeah. 256 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,495 -Here? -Yup. 257 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:35,165 This place is amazing. I know we can't be seen in public, 258 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,627 but we can do something else that's not so boring. 259 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,130 Well, I just can't be hung over tomorrow. 260 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,423 You know? So... 261 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:46,010 -Do you smoke? -Oh, my God. 262 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:49,471 I used to, all the time, before my daughter was born. 263 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,600 -Why'd you stop? -I don't know. 264 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,060 I don't have the time or the space. 265 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,855 Well, you got both right now. 266 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,528 Yo, you've reached Paul. Don't be old, just text me. 267 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:08,616 Yo, all my shit is in the truck. I need it for work. 268 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:12,411 We're pulling up to Vegas. Meet us. No harm, no foul. 269 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:18,000 -That little shit, he's not gonna call. -Ugh. We could do "Find My Phone." 270 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,628 I know his crypto passwords, one of them has got to work. 271 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,589 That's why you smack them maknaes or they turn out like this. 272 00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:26,800 They never get disciplined like we do. Parents are too tired after the first one. 273 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:30,471 Their oldest always gets it worse. Every time. 274 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,015 Hey, remember when I got you high for the first time, 275 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,934 and you puked all over the motel lobby? 276 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:38,938 Yeah. My parents busted out the Kmart maemae for that one. That hurt. 277 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,482 Your vomit was pretty because you love Skittles. 278 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,484 I used to pour the Skittles into the Coke. 279 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,903 -Yup. -Paul used to copy me, man. 280 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,615 He used to look up to me. 281 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,952 He gave me that nickname, Korean Johnny Carson. 282 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,579 All the motel guests started calling me that. 283 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,206 Like, that was so good. 284 00:15:57,289 --> 00:16:00,793 Yo, you know he was making fun of you, right? 285 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,671 What? No, dude, Johnny Carson was the man. 286 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,881 -What are you talking about? -To us. 287 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,133 Paul started calling you that after he died, 288 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:11,011 when all that stuff about his temper and narcissism came out. 289 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:16,433 Sorry, I would have told you back then, but you stopped kicking it with me. 290 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,354 Johnny was the best to ever do it. 291 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:30,239 -I feel like you were a stoner back then. -I was. 292 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,746 Yeah. Break down one of my arms. 293 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:43,168 -Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. 294 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,503 Squeeze it all. 295 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:48,716 -Yeah! -Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah! That's good. Oh! 296 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,301 -You ever put Skittles in Coke? 297 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,471 I came up with this as a kid. 298 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,764 It's amazing. 299 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:57,850 Oh, shit. 300 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,309 Oh, oh, oh, ooh! 301 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,848 But I wasn't sure if it was even real. 302 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:43,479 I have this faint memory of going to China when I was 6 and eating one. 303 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,858 They told me it was illegal in America. 304 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,736 I never even heard of a mangosteen. 305 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:54,198 It's crazy they just brought you one like that. 306 00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:59,495 You must be pretty rich to be living like this, huh? 307 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,081 Well, I'm about to be. 308 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,375 That's so crazy to say. 309 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,588 I'm about to sell my business for $10 million. 310 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,466 -What? -Yeah. 311 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,761 -From plants? -Yeah. From plants. 312 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,890 I would have studied plants. 313 00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:24,269 What does that even feel like? Ten mill? 314 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,188 I don't know yet. 315 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:32,653 I have to decide if it's worth working nonstop for another five years. 316 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,031 Fuck, yeah. 317 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:40,869 I don't even need that much. I'll take like... I'll take a milli. 318 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,415 That's what I would have said in my 20s too. 319 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,543 But, like, in different words. 320 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,212 Well, what do you say now? 321 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,799 Now, I say that... 322 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,511 It's not all about you. 323 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,182 You sound like my brother. 324 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,188 Your brother who you hate? 325 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:12,317 I didn't mean it like that. You're like the opposite. 326 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,528 It's just, um... 327 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:19,449 He works so hard for everyone but himself, 328 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,077 and I see how unhappy he is. 329 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,789 Why is he so unhappy? 330 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,544 I think he's depressed. 331 00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:38,677 Like, all right, like, he regularly drives an hour and a half 332 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,680 to what he thinks is the best Burger King, 333 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:46,935 just to eat four original chicken sandwiches, alone. 334 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,228 The long one? 335 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:50,689 I guess. 336 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,859 I just wish he'd leave me alone. 337 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:58,739 I don't need that kind of energy around me, you know? 338 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,745 Yeah. 339 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,499 It is selfish for broken people to spread their... 340 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,544 brokenness. 341 00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,676 You know how in video games... 342 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:24,848 like, when other people die, the game keeps going, 343 00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:30,103 but then when you die, it's game over? 344 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,649 I think life's like that. 345 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,234 Mm. 346 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,195 Deep. 347 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,696 Fuck you. 348 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,950 All right. 349 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:48,830 So then are you the main player? 350 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,499 Or me? 351 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,168 We'll find out some day. 352 00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:55,879 Oi. Oh, fuck. 353 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,047 I got you. 354 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,101 -I'm sorry. -Who's that? 355 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:14,398 Uh, nobody. I don't know why it's doing that. I'll turn it off. 356 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:15,857 Sorry. 357 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,234 It's all good. 358 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,287 This doesn't account for vertical, he could be on any floor. 359 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,414 I'm not spending all night knocking on doors. 360 00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:33,292 I don't know what to do. That front desk guy wasn't any help. 361 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,545 -We can get a room and stay. -A room? Fuck, dude. 362 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,965 Why spend money on a room? When we can make money on the floor! 363 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:44,094 -Fuck yeah! My hand is scorching. -I cannot lose any more money. 364 00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:48,682 You won't! Not with me man. Life lesson, always sit with the Chinese. 365 00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:51,935 Blackjack, craps. You ever see Chinese people play that game? 366 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,603 Yeah, like all the time. 367 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,732 Those are like half-Chinese. I'm talking about real OG Chinese. 368 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,483 They play on the edge of the casino. 369 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:03,238 -You mean like Pai gow? -Pai gow? Pai gyo, like gyo bros. 370 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,742 They invented that shit, they know the game better than the casino. 371 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,244 Then you go. I'll keep looking. 372 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,496 Dude, I don't wanna do shit by myself. 373 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:14,791 Fucking hang with me. I'll give you half my winnings. 374 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,960 -Happy? -No. I gotta look for Paul. 375 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,629 We'll find that fucker, he's here somewhere. 376 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:23,884 Paul! See, we're looking. Let's fucking make that money, dude. 377 00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:27,929 -I gotta find which room he's in. -You're gonna knock on every door? 378 00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:31,183 Thank you for taking the couch. 379 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,061 No worries. I get it. 380 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:38,023 -Who's that? -It's just your pillows. 381 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,321 Hello. Thank you so much. 382 00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,782 -Have a good evening. -Why she gotta knock like that? 383 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:50,243 All right, Paul. Let's get you nice and cozy. 384 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,996 I could just leave now. It's no big deal. 385 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,749 No, it's so late. You rest up. 386 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,711 I'll have to leave before you wake up tomorrow. 387 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,255 But feel free to hang out for as long as you want. 388 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:05,300 -I'll leave you some cash. -You don't have to. 389 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:06,927 I'm not a kid. 390 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,929 You gave me the exact night I needed. 391 00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:11,681 It was really nice to do what I want for once. 392 00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:16,812 Just... consider this a thank you. 393 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:18,980 Um... 394 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,442 I feel like a whore. 395 00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:27,072 Keep talking like that, you might get to sleep in the bed. 396 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:35,831 Back to reality. My brother will be so pissed I took his truck. 397 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,585 Seriously, you're a great guy, 398 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:44,923 and you'll be able to accomplish whatever you put your mind to. 399 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,553 Don't let your brother get you down. 400 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,725 I'm really glad we met. 401 00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:58,770 Uh... 402 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:00,856 Can we hug? 403 00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:03,608 Sure. 404 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:15,579 -God! Why didn't we look for Paul? -It's okay. 405 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:19,082 First few rounds: only high-value proteins, no carbs. 406 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,834 No fillers. Learned that from you. 407 00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:22,294 I have zero appetite. 408 00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:25,589 I know you had a rough night, but eat something. 409 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,717 -I never lose. I never lose. -I know. 410 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,427 -It's Paul's fault. -Okay. 411 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,888 Kayla! Where the fuck is she?! 412 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:36,266 Eat this. You need something to absorb all that alcohol. 413 00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:38,435 -Dude, this is what I need. -Okay. 414 00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:41,938 This is what-- No one ever looks out for me. I needed this. 415 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:44,983 Sometimes I know what I'm talking about. Okay? 416 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,028 Mm. 417 00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:51,489 Uh, that's an end piece. I'll wait for a fresh one. 418 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:54,201 -I'm an end piece. -Okay, you guys can go-- 419 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,453 -If you want it-- -I'll wait for another one. 420 00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:59,998 You guys wait for the good one. Don't get that one. 421 00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:02,167 Oh, now he shows up. 422 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:05,337 Oh, hey, Paul, get your ass over here. 423 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:08,381 -Yo! Are you fucking kidding me?! -Are you fucking kidding me? 424 00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:11,051 Paul? Paul! 425 00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:15,680 -Fuck! Come here! -Don't eat those! 426 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:17,557 Paul! 427 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,561 Hi, I'm checking in for Amy Lau. 428 00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,397 Oh, you're a guest of Ms. Forster. 429 00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:26,441 All of your treatments are of course comped. 430 00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:28,860 -Oh, my God. -What did you have in mind? 431 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:32,197 Oh, I actually have a photo of what I want. 432 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,701 Shoot, I think I left my phone in my room. 433 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,621 -I'll be right back. -Okay. No problem. 434 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,754 Fuck! Why she gotta be on the top floor?! 435 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:49,798 Paul, get back here! 436 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,056 I'll fucking kill you for making me work out! 437 00:25:58,139 --> 00:26:01,017 I won't be infected by your brokenness anymore! 438 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,937 What? See? That's that white devil talking! 439 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:05,522 Hey, Paul! 440 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:17,492 Hey, is Korean Johnny Carson a compliment or not? 441 00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:20,245 -I don't know who that is! -Was it a compliment or not?! 442 00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:21,746 What floor are we on? 443 00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:32,924 Wrong floor. 444 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:40,598 You... have no loyalty, Paul! 445 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:43,226 I don't give a fuck! You're still on parole. 446 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,185 Paul! 447 00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:51,568 Paul! I am your brother, you will respect me! 448 00:26:56,197 --> 00:27:02,454 -Paul! Paul! Paul, get back here! 449 00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:05,874 -It was in my room, sorry about that. -Great. 450 00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:07,876 -Let's get you all set up. -Okay. 451 00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:10,545 Paul! Open the door. 452 00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:14,007 Open the fucking door, dude! Paul, open the door! 453 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,178 -Fuck! 454 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,513 Where's your girl? 455 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:23,516 Penthouse suite, while I'm losing my shirt downstairs! 456 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,103 -What are you doing? -Oh, God. Get off of me. 457 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:30,315 Back in my day, kids flap their mouths, they get sent away. 458 00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:34,319 The whole family in the mission fields. Me? I got shipped to L.A. 459 00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:37,864 -What the fuck are you talking about?! -I got the keys. Let's go! 460 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:40,075 Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on. 461 00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:44,371 Why are you even here? Nobody even likes you. 462 00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:47,207 I always wondered who called the cops on me at the motel. 463 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:50,085 It was you, you fucking snake! You fucking spineless brat! 464 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:54,255 We do not want child services on us, all right? For hitting a fucking kid. 465 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:57,926 It's pathetic you have to bully me to feel better about your shitty lives. 466 00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:00,553 When you die, literally no one will care. 467 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:03,848 Shut your fucking mouth. 468 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:08,353 You wouldn't be here without me. You're pathetic. 469 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:12,524 I can fucking take you. 470 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:16,986 Get the fuck out of here. 471 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:31,584 Hope you're enjoying the 52nd Annual Forsters conference. 472 00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:35,296 I saw our next guest backstage and she's got a brand-new look. 473 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,798 You look amazing. 474 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:40,218 The owner of Kōyōhaus, Amy Lau. 475 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,138 Yes. 476 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:44,848 Give it up. 477 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:48,643 How do we get to the garage? 478 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:52,313 They make it impossible to get out. That's how they keep robbing us. 479 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:56,651 I appreciate all the love for Kōyōhaus. Thank you so much. 480 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,069 What the fuck? 481 00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:02,449 Shit dude, "Next Gen, First Class, Future-Proof--" 482 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:05,410 -This is the new X-Men! -That's the road rage bitch. 483 00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:08,121 -Fuck. -Oh, my God, what are the chances? 484 00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:12,292 Dude, universe, bro. It wants you to balance the karma. 485 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:15,086 -Yeah, let's do this shit! -Wait. 486 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,254 Come on. 487 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:20,425 You know, the first year we went direct to consumer... 488 00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:25,388 God, I was up at 6 a.m. every single morning 489 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:27,724 making deliveries all by myself. 490 00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:30,852 Like, all over Los Angeles. 491 00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:33,438 I had just given birth to my daughter. 492 00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:37,609 I'd pump in the car, and we've all been there, right? 493 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:45,033 But I still made sure to have dinner with my husband, 494 00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:48,787 every single night, because it was important to me. 495 00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:53,249 I bought a house that I redesigned myself, 496 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:57,545 and, I mean, why am I telling you this? 497 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:03,551 Because I want you to know that, despite what everybody tells you, 498 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:05,804 you can have it all. 499 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,639 -You can. -Wow. 500 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:12,602 I mean, just the perfect answer. Yeah. 501 00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:16,105 We have time for one more question. Yes, there in the back. 502 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,524 Let's get them a mic. 503 00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:20,568 Uh, yeah. This is a question for Amy Lau. 504 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,112 Oh, hi, nice to meet you. Ask away. 505 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:25,406 I'm just wondering what you would do in my shoes. 506 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:30,036 I was sitting in my car, and all of a sudden, this woman starts honking at me 507 00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:33,331 from her fucking perfect white SUV. 508 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:37,752 And then this psycho starts trolling my business with bullshit reviews. 509 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,338 And then she fucking tags my truck with, "I'm a bitch." 510 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:43,842 Is that normal behavior? 'Cause that fucking lady... 511 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:46,845 Security, I think some drunk tourists have wandered in. 512 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:51,015 Is that what that is? Do you think that's having it all? Fuck you! 513 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,810 Give me the mic! "The Last Stand" is the best X-Men! 514 00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:55,728 Wolverine cannot be circumcised! 515 00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:58,940 -Get the fuck off me. -Oh, okay. 516 00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:02,527 All right. Last tip for your business. 517 00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:06,573 The average consumer loves alcohol. 518 00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:08,116 -I mean, clearly. 519 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:10,285 -They do. -She's right. 520 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:17,125 -Get off me! Let me the fuck go! -I know Miranda! I know Miranda! 521 00:31:21,337 --> 00:31:23,256 -Run, Danny! -Come on, let's go! 522 00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:25,008 -Are you fucking kidding me? -Shit. 523 00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:26,092 Come on! 524 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:27,844 Get back here! 525 00:31:27,927 --> 00:31:29,429 Motherfuckers, come on! 526 00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:30,638 Goddamn it! 527 00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:33,975 Yes! 528 00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:37,687 -Oh, my. You're more fun as a blonde. -I want to stay on. 529 00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:39,981 Wow, what? Really? 530 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:42,400 I know you probably planned for this-- 531 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:46,237 No, no, Amy. I'm only here to support you. You know that. 532 00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:47,780 Thank you, really. 533 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:53,244 I think that this is what has been missing in my life. You know, this feeling. 534 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:57,165 Yes! Yes, yes. Amazing. Welcome to the family. 535 00:31:57,248 --> 00:32:01,961 Great job with the hecklers, by the way. That's typical Vegas riff-raff. 536 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:05,798 Pains me that that's the average Forsters consumer. 537 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:08,718 Well, hey, nobody ever went broke 538 00:32:08,801 --> 00:32:10,553 -underestimating the intelligence... -Amy-- 539 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:12,221 ...of the American public, right? 540 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:14,891 I don't know why he's so mad about a truck. 541 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:39,374 -Where the fuck is the garage?! -They make it impossible! 542 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,881 -Where are my keys?! -I don't know, you had them! 543 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,967 -I thought you had them! -I don't! 544 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,135 Fuck! Where are the keys?! 545 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:53,680 Put your hands in the air! 546 00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:55,306 Fuck! 547 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,850 Hands on your head. Turn around. 548 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,478 -Get down on your knees. -Fuck! 549 00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:02,480 -Fuck. -Get on the ground.