1 00:00:21,167 --> 00:00:24,503 -Are you sure you guys don't want some? -No, thank you, love. 2 00:00:24,587 --> 00:00:27,631 I'm… intolerant. 3 00:00:28,174 --> 00:00:31,302 Uh, my… my stepmom can't eat peanuts. 4 00:00:31,886 --> 00:00:34,555 She actually almost died on a cruise. It was… it was crazy. 5 00:00:34,638 --> 00:00:35,890 That was crazy, yeah. 6 00:00:35,973 --> 00:00:39,769 So what, uh, what's on your mind? What can we do for you? What's up? 7 00:00:42,813 --> 00:00:44,106 You wanna go first? 8 00:00:45,066 --> 00:00:46,108 No, you go. 9 00:00:46,942 --> 00:00:48,611 Okay. Um… 10 00:00:49,278 --> 00:00:51,614 Well, as you guys know, 11 00:00:52,114 --> 00:00:55,659 Ashley's been an asset to the club's F&B department 12 00:00:55,743 --> 00:00:57,203 for almost two years. 13 00:00:57,286 --> 00:00:59,622 There's literally no reason why I would know that. 14 00:00:59,705 --> 00:01:00,873 We, um… 15 00:01:01,832 --> 00:01:04,585 We're very thankful for… for her contributions. 16 00:01:09,131 --> 00:01:10,883 -You wanna go? -You go. 17 00:01:11,592 --> 00:01:12,426 Okay. 18 00:01:12,510 --> 00:01:14,136 Well, uh, 19 00:01:14,804 --> 00:01:17,640 given her valuable contributions, 20 00:01:17,723 --> 00:01:20,643 we, um, couldn't help but wonder 21 00:01:20,726 --> 00:01:23,938 if there aren't maybe other opportunities 22 00:01:24,021 --> 00:01:26,732 that could better fit her, uh, 23 00:01:27,233 --> 00:01:28,317 expertise. 24 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,152 Well, given she never graduated, 25 00:01:30,236 --> 00:01:32,404 I think she fits pretty perfectly where she is. 26 00:01:32,905 --> 00:01:34,281 Well, if I may say this, Josh, 27 00:01:34,365 --> 00:01:37,076 it seems like with all the changes at the club, 28 00:01:37,576 --> 00:01:40,538 the new owner and what have you, 29 00:01:40,621 --> 00:01:43,541 it would be very beneficial to everyone 30 00:01:43,624 --> 00:01:50,089 for the status quo to be maintained vis-à-vis what has transpired. 31 00:01:50,172 --> 00:01:51,841 Mm-hmm. 32 00:01:51,924 --> 00:01:57,263 Well, I don't know what you think transpired, Austin, 33 00:01:57,346 --> 00:02:00,933 but this is… this is really not how we do things around here. 34 00:02:01,433 --> 00:02:04,186 Yeah. Look, if she's unsatisfied, 35 00:02:04,270 --> 00:02:05,896 you know, we can ask around. 36 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:07,815 Maybe there'll be a motel in the area 37 00:02:07,898 --> 00:02:10,317 that's willing to hire someone without a high school diploma. 38 00:02:10,401 --> 00:02:13,779 -Hey, that's uncalled-for, man. -This whole meeting is uncalled-for, man. 39 00:02:13,863 --> 00:02:15,531 Okay, I think it's time for you guys to go. 40 00:02:15,614 --> 00:02:17,241 This is really a human resources issue. 41 00:02:17,324 --> 00:02:19,410 You can tell your side, and we'll tell ours. 42 00:02:19,493 --> 00:02:20,536 We'll tell our side. 43 00:02:20,619 --> 00:02:24,540 And our side is that we were at home having a heated discussion. 44 00:02:24,623 --> 00:02:27,168 -A debate. -A lively debate amongst husband and wife… 45 00:02:27,251 --> 00:02:29,837 -In our home. -…when we saw two employees trespassing. 46 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,755 Sneaking around, which is illegal. 47 00:02:31,839 --> 00:02:34,717 -If it's not, blackmailing is. -Yes, exactly. 48 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,802 Lindsay, I'm sick of this shit. 49 00:02:36,886 --> 00:02:37,928 Sorry, I'll turn it up. 50 00:02:38,012 --> 00:02:39,889 -Enough, fucking bitch! -Don't touch me! 51 00:02:39,972 --> 00:02:41,307 Stop! Stop it! 52 00:02:41,390 --> 00:02:42,850 Stay the fuck away from me! 53 00:02:42,933 --> 00:02:45,436 -Lindsay, I'm sick of this shit! -Let me go! 54 00:02:45,519 --> 00:02:48,564 -That's enough, fucking bitch! -Don't fucking touch me! 55 00:02:48,647 --> 00:02:49,481 Stop it! 56 00:02:49,565 --> 00:02:52,776 -Stay the fuck away from me! -Lindsay, I'm sick of this shit! 57 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:53,777 Let me go! 58 00:02:53,861 --> 00:02:56,363 -Enough, fucking bitch! -Don't fucking touch me! 59 00:03:02,161 --> 00:03:03,162 So what do you want? 60 00:03:12,463 --> 00:03:14,465 Holy shit! 61 00:03:14,548 --> 00:03:19,511 45K, ten days paid vacation, and fucking health insurance. 62 00:03:20,012 --> 00:03:22,681 We're set. We are set for life. 63 00:03:22,765 --> 00:03:23,641 For sure. 64 00:03:24,266 --> 00:03:26,685 Hey, when we get home, can you help me find a good doctor? 65 00:03:26,769 --> 00:03:29,480 I wonder if they can bundle something with the cyst surgery. 66 00:03:29,980 --> 00:03:32,274 Do I have any weird moles they can remove? 67 00:03:34,652 --> 00:03:35,486 What's wrong? 68 00:03:35,569 --> 00:03:38,322 Nothing. You got a big one right by your scapula. 69 00:03:38,405 --> 00:03:41,784 Um, are you feeling… guilty or something? 70 00:03:41,867 --> 00:03:44,995 'Cause… we're not bad people. They are. 71 00:03:45,079 --> 00:03:47,331 Yeah, totally. They suck. 72 00:03:47,414 --> 00:03:49,333 Late-stage capitalism, just like you said. 73 00:03:49,416 --> 00:03:52,586 I mean, we agreed to do this for our future baby. 74 00:03:52,670 --> 00:03:53,837 No, I know. 75 00:03:55,214 --> 00:03:58,342 It just feels like we left a lot on the table, 76 00:03:58,425 --> 00:03:59,551 negotiation-wise. 77 00:04:00,636 --> 00:04:02,972 -All we need is health insurance. -Mm-hmm. 78 00:04:03,472 --> 00:04:06,934 Anything more and it sounds like blackmail. 79 00:04:08,102 --> 00:04:14,441 I just wonder if maybe we could've gotten something for me, too, you know? 80 00:04:14,525 --> 00:04:15,609 Oh. 81 00:04:15,693 --> 00:04:18,988 I'm just now realizing that we didn't even think about that. 82 00:04:19,071 --> 00:04:21,323 -Do you wanna go back? -No, it's too late now. 83 00:04:23,284 --> 00:04:25,077 Fine. It's fine. 84 00:04:27,788 --> 00:04:30,457 Just… it just felt weird, is all. 85 00:04:32,751 --> 00:04:34,962 You know what feels weird is this growing cyst inside me 86 00:04:35,045 --> 00:04:38,799 that could become a medical emergency at any given moment, but okay. 87 00:04:38,882 --> 00:04:41,135 No, you're right. You're right, you're right, you're right. 88 00:04:42,303 --> 00:04:43,387 I'm sorry. 89 00:04:44,221 --> 00:04:46,390 I can't imagine how scary that is. 90 00:04:46,473 --> 00:04:48,267 Yeah, it's really scary. 91 00:04:57,693 --> 00:05:00,279 Let's never fight like this again, okay? 92 00:05:00,362 --> 00:05:01,447 Mm-hmm. 93 00:05:02,823 --> 00:05:03,782 I love you. 94 00:05:05,242 --> 00:05:06,368 I love you too. 95 00:05:10,539 --> 00:05:14,460 All employees must maintain the highest standards of conduct 96 00:05:14,543 --> 00:05:18,213 both during and outside of work hours. 97 00:05:18,881 --> 00:05:22,259 Any behavior that may harm the company may be grounds for termination. 98 00:05:22,343 --> 00:05:24,553 Yeah, we really gotta update that. 99 00:05:24,636 --> 00:05:25,471 Yeah. 100 00:05:26,889 --> 00:05:29,808 The video looks so much worse than what actually happened, right? 101 00:05:29,892 --> 00:05:33,187 -I mean, it's like they zoomed in and… -Yeah. 102 00:05:33,270 --> 00:05:36,148 I mean, the technology is just so fucked up. 103 00:05:37,024 --> 00:05:40,944 You sure you wanna eat those? God knows what they put in them. 104 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:45,491 I mean, what the fuck is wrong with kids these days? 105 00:05:45,574 --> 00:05:46,617 Entitlement. 106 00:05:47,326 --> 00:05:49,244 If I had pulled this shit at Soho House, 107 00:05:49,328 --> 00:05:51,205 Kevin Nader would've cut my fucking bollocks off. 108 00:05:51,288 --> 00:05:52,373 Kevin was a good boss. 109 00:05:52,456 --> 00:05:55,376 Yeah, I've come to realize now why he ran such a tight ship. 110 00:05:55,459 --> 00:05:57,503 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ow. My QL's cramping up. 111 00:05:57,586 --> 00:05:59,296 -Use the foam roller. -Ow! 112 00:05:59,963 --> 00:06:00,964 Ow! 113 00:06:01,715 --> 00:06:02,800 Ow. 114 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:09,473 These fucking kids don't know who they messed with. 115 00:06:10,015 --> 00:06:12,559 We have so many more years' experience being petty. 116 00:06:12,643 --> 00:06:14,686 No, no, no. No, listen. We're not gonna make it worse. 117 00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:17,272 We're lucky all she wants is health insurance. 118 00:06:17,356 --> 00:06:20,526 When I was at Oliver Peoples, I made everyone hate this one kid 119 00:06:20,609 --> 00:06:21,610 until he quit. 120 00:06:22,111 --> 00:06:24,822 He had no idea it was me. Mark Ritter. 121 00:06:25,322 --> 00:06:26,407 What a cunt. 122 00:06:26,490 --> 00:06:27,825 Stop. 123 00:06:27,908 --> 00:06:29,076 Stop. 124 00:06:29,576 --> 00:06:31,286 Promoting her is the only move. Done. 125 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:33,372 They're just gonna get away with it? No consequences? 126 00:06:33,956 --> 00:06:37,251 Linds, if that video got out, I'd be fired in two seconds. 127 00:06:37,334 --> 00:06:40,587 Josh, they are going to lord this over us for the rest of our lives. 128 00:06:40,671 --> 00:06:42,881 No one's lording, okay? There's no lording. 129 00:06:43,382 --> 00:06:46,385 I'm gonna promote her tomorrow. She deletes the video. We move on. 130 00:06:46,468 --> 00:06:49,471 Until they surprise us with a backup the next time they want something. 131 00:06:49,555 --> 00:06:52,349 I can only put out the present fire, not the nonexistent one. 132 00:06:52,433 --> 00:06:56,019 Or you could prevent the next fire 133 00:06:56,103 --> 00:06:59,064 by chopping down these two unbelievably shit trees. 134 00:06:59,148 --> 00:07:02,192 What do you want me to do? We can't fire her. We can't call the cops. 135 00:07:02,901 --> 00:07:04,111 Uh… 136 00:07:06,780 --> 00:07:07,614 Uh… 137 00:07:08,115 --> 00:07:10,451 All right. Crazy thought. 138 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:14,079 What if you quit? 139 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:16,832 -Linds… -No, I… I'm… 140 00:07:17,332 --> 00:07:18,834 You know, hear me out. If… 141 00:07:20,711 --> 00:07:22,504 If you leave the club, 142 00:07:23,589 --> 00:07:25,716 the video is of no use to them, right? 143 00:07:25,799 --> 00:07:27,384 Okay. And then what? 144 00:07:27,468 --> 00:07:31,430 Where… where am I gonna get a job? How are we gonna pay for this place? 145 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:34,683 We'll sell it. 146 00:07:35,392 --> 00:07:37,144 We can downsize. 147 00:07:37,227 --> 00:07:38,479 -Really? -Yeah. 148 00:07:38,562 --> 00:07:40,981 Are you kidding me? You would not be happy downsizing. 149 00:07:41,064 --> 00:07:44,568 Look around. It's all upsize. All upsize. 150 00:07:44,651 --> 00:07:48,489 I know it sounds mad, but this could be a fresh start for us. 151 00:07:50,532 --> 00:07:53,076 We could take out a loan, get credit cards. 152 00:07:54,077 --> 00:07:56,038 We'd have time to actually enjoy things. 153 00:07:56,121 --> 00:07:58,790 We could go to concerts. You could play music again. 154 00:07:59,291 --> 00:08:00,334 I don't know. 155 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:04,838 Maybe this is exactly what we needed to get back on track. 156 00:08:08,091 --> 00:08:11,386 Can you just consider it genuinely for a moment? 157 00:08:15,682 --> 00:08:16,642 I mean… 158 00:08:20,562 --> 00:08:22,523 I'm… I'm gonna promote her tomorrow. 159 00:08:22,606 --> 00:08:25,609 Okay? It's gonna be all right. It's gonna be all right. 160 00:08:25,692 --> 00:08:27,694 I let people win every day. 161 00:08:28,695 --> 00:08:31,949 We'll manage it. It's… literally my job. 162 00:08:32,032 --> 00:08:34,952 General… general manager. 163 00:08:39,498 --> 00:08:40,457 Yeah. 164 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:43,418 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 165 00:09:09,653 --> 00:09:11,863 Come on, Deb. I'm trying… I'm trying… 166 00:09:12,656 --> 00:09:14,157 I've never missed a day. 167 00:09:14,241 --> 00:09:16,577 Did Lindsay say something about the 30% discount? 168 00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:18,662 -Because that was a good deal. -No. No, Deb. 169 00:09:18,745 --> 00:09:20,789 -No, I stand by that. -Deb, you've been great. 170 00:09:20,872 --> 00:09:23,083 You've been a wonderful member of the team. This is Park. 171 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:26,169 -It's… it's purely fiscal. -Fuck your fiscal, Josh! 172 00:09:26,253 --> 00:09:29,089 Okay, Deb. I know that emotions are really high right now. 173 00:09:29,172 --> 00:09:31,717 -You have every right to be angry. -Sixteen years, Josh! 174 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,803 You have every right to be frustrated, but try to take a breath for a second. 175 00:09:35,804 --> 00:09:39,558 It's a bad situation for all of us. You've been a great member of the team… 176 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:42,561 Fucking ridiculous. 177 00:09:42,644 --> 00:09:44,313 I know I've put a lot on your plate. 178 00:09:44,396 --> 00:09:46,064 And you've always delivered. 179 00:09:51,612 --> 00:09:53,113 The new guy sucks, Josh. 180 00:09:53,196 --> 00:09:55,073 Ashley always had that yogurt honey bar I liked. 181 00:09:55,157 --> 00:09:56,199 She had a great face too. 182 00:09:56,283 --> 00:09:58,619 Yeah, we had to find somebody to cover bev cart last minute. 183 00:09:58,702 --> 00:10:00,537 But it's no excuse. You're absolutely right. 184 00:10:00,621 --> 00:10:02,873 All right. Can you comp the drinks at least? 185 00:10:03,707 --> 00:10:05,334 Let me take care of that. Call you back. 186 00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:07,711 He's taking care of it. Put the fear of God in him. 187 00:10:07,794 --> 00:10:08,712 Hey, there she is. 188 00:10:08,795 --> 00:10:11,256 Hi. Sorry, is now a good time? 189 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:14,343 Yeah, sure. No, I wanted to check in with you right when you got in. 190 00:10:14,426 --> 00:10:16,428 How we doing? Everything to your liking? 191 00:10:16,511 --> 00:10:18,055 -Oh, yeah. Thanks. -Good. 192 00:10:18,138 --> 00:10:20,807 Please close the door and have a seat and… 193 00:10:22,017 --> 00:10:23,935 -Have a little chit-chat. -Um… 194 00:10:24,811 --> 00:10:25,854 So… 195 00:10:25,937 --> 00:10:28,065 So, uh, how do you wanna go about this? 196 00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:29,983 Do you wanna delete the video now? 197 00:10:30,067 --> 00:10:32,319 Or do you wanna wait till you settle in more? 198 00:10:32,903 --> 00:10:33,904 Uh… 199 00:10:34,446 --> 00:10:36,031 Yeah, either way. 200 00:10:36,114 --> 00:10:39,284 Um, I actually went ahead and took on some of Deb's workload. 201 00:10:39,368 --> 00:10:41,328 -Oh, you don't have to do that. -No, no, I want to. 202 00:10:41,411 --> 00:10:43,413 No, that's manager stuff, so it's okay. 203 00:10:43,497 --> 00:10:45,582 Oh, but, um, I… I did it, so… 204 00:10:45,666 --> 00:10:49,086 This one goes with this one. Oh. 205 00:10:49,169 --> 00:10:51,755 Wrong… Well, um, yeah. Just… yeah. 206 00:10:51,838 --> 00:10:55,926 If you just give them the ol' autograph, I'll mail them to finance to cut checks. 207 00:10:56,009 --> 00:10:59,304 Yeah, awesome. Uh, FYI, though, 208 00:10:59,805 --> 00:11:02,974 we can't pay M&L Pony Rides 'cause they don't exist anymore. 209 00:11:03,058 --> 00:11:04,059 M died. 210 00:11:04,142 --> 00:11:06,561 And we already paid them. This invoice is old. 211 00:11:07,062 --> 00:11:10,065 Sorry, I… I didn't see an updated one in Deb's files, so… 212 00:11:10,148 --> 00:11:14,194 Yeah, a lot of Deb's most up-to-date files were in her head, unfortunately. 213 00:11:14,277 --> 00:11:16,863 Yeah, a lot of these are filled out wrong. I'll go through them. 214 00:11:16,947 --> 00:11:18,740 No, I can do it. There wasn't an orientation. 215 00:11:18,824 --> 00:11:21,284 Hey, Ashley, you won. It's okay. You won. 216 00:11:21,368 --> 00:11:24,746 You don't have to do any of this. You just have to delete the video, okay? 217 00:11:25,914 --> 00:11:27,207 Yeah, okay. 218 00:11:29,334 --> 00:11:30,293 Um… 219 00:11:31,878 --> 00:11:32,754 Here. 220 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,425 Delete. Done. 221 00:11:36,508 --> 00:11:38,260 And the recently deleted? 222 00:11:38,343 --> 00:11:40,262 Oh, yeah. Duh. Uh… 223 00:11:43,348 --> 00:11:47,227 I assume you backed it up to the cloud, but there's not much I can do about that. 224 00:11:49,688 --> 00:11:50,605 Uh… 225 00:11:54,484 --> 00:11:55,318 Well, 226 00:11:55,819 --> 00:11:59,239 you could walk me through everything and, like, 227 00:11:59,322 --> 00:12:03,076 you know, get me familiar with my responsibilities and whatnot. 228 00:12:05,245 --> 00:12:07,080 Only if you have time. Not trying to force you. 229 00:12:07,164 --> 00:12:09,666 No, no, no. We'll get a… an orientation on the books. 230 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,001 -Great. -Okay. 231 00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:12,335 Anything else you need? 232 00:12:12,419 --> 00:12:15,464 Um… I don't think so. 233 00:12:15,547 --> 00:12:16,548 -Okay. -Oh! 234 00:12:17,591 --> 00:12:21,470 Could I have one of those real name thingies for my office? 235 00:12:22,262 --> 00:12:23,221 Copy that. 236 00:12:26,308 --> 00:12:27,225 Thanks. 237 00:12:29,895 --> 00:12:30,896 Hey. 238 00:12:30,979 --> 00:12:33,064 You're a really good GM. 239 00:12:33,148 --> 00:12:34,733 Oh, nice. Appreciate that. 240 00:12:36,443 --> 00:12:37,319 See you. 241 00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:43,617 Oh my God. She's lording. 242 00:12:44,117 --> 00:12:45,911 She's fucking lording. 243 00:12:48,622 --> 00:12:52,542 Here are three common mistakes everyone makes with a glute bridge. 244 00:12:53,627 --> 00:12:55,754 See how my knees are rolling forward right now? 245 00:12:55,837 --> 00:12:58,006 -Mm-hmm. -Stack them above your ankles. 246 00:12:58,089 --> 00:13:01,968 Boom. That is a glute exercise, not a lower back one. 247 00:13:16,775 --> 00:13:18,443 I'm working right now. 248 00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:39,714 -You okay? -Sorry. I know you're busy. 249 00:13:39,798 --> 00:13:43,385 I, uh, was gonna go during lunch, but I have an orientation now. 250 00:13:43,885 --> 00:13:45,512 Damn, we're both so busy today. 251 00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:49,808 Yeah. Can you please do this for me? Our whole future's riding on this job. 252 00:13:49,891 --> 00:13:52,435 Why are you so stressed? We have the videos still. 253 00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:54,938 I know, but I still have to do a good job. 254 00:13:55,021 --> 00:13:57,023 If someone talks shit and the owner fires me, 255 00:13:57,107 --> 00:14:00,110 then I can't do my surgery, and then I lose my health insurance, 256 00:14:00,193 --> 00:14:03,196 and you can't get yours, and then we can't pay our bills, 257 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,740 and then we're doing ASMR mukbangs in my car for rent money, 258 00:14:05,824 --> 00:14:07,868 so can you please go to H&M? 259 00:14:08,702 --> 00:14:10,120 Hello? Did I lose you? 260 00:14:10,203 --> 00:14:12,414 Sorry, reception's weird. Yeah, I'll go to H&M. 261 00:14:12,497 --> 00:14:14,082 Oh my gosh. Thank you, thank you. 262 00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,126 Hey, I love you. 263 00:14:36,271 --> 00:14:38,565 God, I'm gonna start crying just talking about it, 264 00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:43,069 but our silent auction raised over $100,000 for Save the Frogs. 265 00:14:43,153 --> 00:14:44,696 That's all thanks to you, Ava. 266 00:14:44,779 --> 00:14:48,491 Oh, stop, it was a team effort. Linds, could you check on the food? 267 00:14:50,619 --> 00:14:52,746 -Could you check on the food? -Mm-hmm. 268 00:14:52,829 --> 00:14:55,916 Oh my God, people went so crazy bidding on that dinner with Woosh. 269 00:14:55,999 --> 00:14:58,126 I mean, he's so fucking hot. 270 00:14:58,209 --> 00:15:01,254 I don't even like tennis, and I'm taking lessons. 271 00:15:01,338 --> 00:15:03,089 I think he has a crush on me. 272 00:15:04,966 --> 00:15:08,470 He sent me a little text. I would never, of course. 273 00:15:09,137 --> 00:15:11,681 Oh, sweetie, he texted all of us. 274 00:15:12,432 --> 00:15:14,351 He's gonna send a few more flirty texts, 275 00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:16,478 then try to sell you skincare. 276 00:15:18,521 --> 00:15:19,397 Yeah. 277 00:15:20,231 --> 00:15:22,317 Right, I mean, that's why I didn't reply. 278 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,862 Ava, did you buy anything from Woosh? Your skin looks amazing. 279 00:15:25,946 --> 00:15:27,572 Aw, thanks. 280 00:15:27,656 --> 00:15:29,491 No, same old routine. 281 00:15:29,574 --> 00:15:31,826 Just a little Aquaphor before bed. 282 00:15:32,619 --> 00:15:36,581 Linds, you should talk to Woosh about the travel packages. 283 00:15:36,665 --> 00:15:37,832 They're only 40K, 284 00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:41,252 and Korean lasers knock, like, ten years off your face. 285 00:15:43,046 --> 00:15:44,422 Right, yeah. 286 00:15:45,173 --> 00:15:47,425 Well, that's a good deal. I should… I'll look into that. 287 00:15:47,509 --> 00:15:51,096 Before I forget, could you tell Josh to book the conference room next week? 288 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,765 It is so hard to focus in here. 289 00:15:53,848 --> 00:15:55,475 Do you know what, Ava? 290 00:16:00,188 --> 00:16:02,065 We actually promoted someone 291 00:16:03,024 --> 00:16:04,484 for this very reason. 292 00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:05,485 Oh yeah? 293 00:16:05,568 --> 00:16:07,779 Yeah. Her name's Ashley Miller. 294 00:16:08,279 --> 00:16:10,323 Let me give you her cell. 295 00:16:11,032 --> 00:16:14,619 Any requests you have, grievances, honestly, even just personal errands, 296 00:16:14,703 --> 00:16:16,204 you can just reach out to her directly. 297 00:16:16,287 --> 00:16:18,623 You can think of her as a personal concierge. 298 00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:21,376 That is such a great idea. 299 00:16:21,459 --> 00:16:23,044 I know, right? 300 00:16:25,338 --> 00:16:26,423 Right. 301 00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:29,801 I'm gonna go and pinch a cig from someone, but you all carry on. 302 00:16:32,303 --> 00:16:33,847 When did she start smoking? 303 00:16:34,389 --> 00:16:38,101 There's gonna be a lot of people, and the event's gonna come up fast. 304 00:16:38,184 --> 00:16:40,020 You'll need to update accounts payable 305 00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:42,188 and make sure that quarterly projections track 306 00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:44,691 with the allocation of the Carnival feathers. 307 00:16:44,774 --> 00:16:46,026 You following me so far? 308 00:16:46,109 --> 00:16:46,943 Got it. 309 00:16:47,027 --> 00:16:51,031 Now, the way that Deb and I liked to work together for the last 16 years, 310 00:16:51,114 --> 00:16:53,616 we would give our vendors enough lead time, 311 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,493 given the supply-chain issues 312 00:16:55,577 --> 00:17:00,373 that come with delivering a luxurious evening of tropical dreams. 313 00:17:00,457 --> 00:17:01,291 You understand? 314 00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:04,169 Yes. Got it. 315 00:17:04,252 --> 00:17:07,130 SCM-wise, are you the point for towels? 316 00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:10,091 -I think so. -You are not. 317 00:17:10,175 --> 00:17:13,678 Towels are vendor-managed inventory. 318 00:17:13,762 --> 00:17:15,138 I was gonna say. 319 00:17:15,221 --> 00:17:17,766 Oh, I'm so sorry. 320 00:17:17,849 --> 00:17:21,436 You know, Josh didn't give me much of a heads-up about your promotion. 321 00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:23,438 Yeah, no, it all happened so fast. 322 00:17:23,521 --> 00:17:25,857 It's a big step up from beverage cart. 323 00:17:26,399 --> 00:17:28,109 Uh, where'd you go to college? 324 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,988 Uh, actually, in… in lieu of college, 325 00:17:32,072 --> 00:17:36,284 I decided to gain, uh, managerial experience, 326 00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:38,495 uh, in the food and beverage sector. 327 00:17:38,578 --> 00:17:40,121 Oh, managerial. 328 00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:44,250 Yeah, yeah, managing in the, uh, the registorial capacity. 329 00:17:44,751 --> 00:17:45,877 And where was that? 330 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,963 Uh, I think… I think it was Albertson's. 331 00:17:49,047 --> 00:17:51,633 Um… Oh, um, I have to take this. 332 00:17:51,716 --> 00:17:54,177 Uh, it's… it's the city of Oxnard. 333 00:18:02,769 --> 00:18:04,813 Oh God, Ashley's a fucking idiot. 334 00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:06,898 This one's wrong too. They're all wrong. 335 00:18:21,579 --> 00:18:23,248 Monte Vista Point, Josh speaking. 336 00:18:23,331 --> 00:18:25,792 Sorry to call you at work. Your cell went to voicemail. 337 00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:27,210 No worries. You okay? 338 00:18:27,293 --> 00:18:28,753 I'm fine. Is now a good time? 339 00:18:28,837 --> 00:18:29,921 Yeah, of course. 340 00:18:30,004 --> 00:18:32,674 Uh, hey, I'm sorry I didn't send any money this month. 341 00:18:32,757 --> 00:18:35,552 It's just been really crazy with the new owner and everything. 342 00:18:35,635 --> 00:18:37,137 It's okay. We're doing fine. 343 00:18:37,637 --> 00:18:40,223 Okay, are you sure? 'Cause I can send some now if it's urgent. 344 00:18:40,306 --> 00:18:43,893 We're good. Funeral's paid off. Chipping away at the hospital bill. 345 00:18:43,977 --> 00:18:46,604 Nice. Slowly but surely, right? 346 00:18:47,105 --> 00:18:51,025 Hey, so… some of your mail got sent to Mom's. 347 00:18:51,609 --> 00:18:53,361 Uh… Oh yeah? 348 00:18:53,444 --> 00:18:55,155 That's, uh… that's weird. 349 00:18:55,238 --> 00:18:57,991 Uh, yeah. They're from a debt collector. 350 00:18:58,741 --> 00:19:00,785 Oh. Oh God, how… 351 00:19:00,869 --> 00:19:02,996 Sorry about that. That's, um… 352 00:19:03,079 --> 00:19:04,831 I'm pretty sure I paid those off. 353 00:19:04,914 --> 00:19:08,001 Uh, you haven't. You should call them. 354 00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:12,380 Okay, yeah. Wow, jeez. Thanks for the heads-up, sis. 355 00:19:12,463 --> 00:19:15,925 And you know, I checked the joint account you had with Mom. 356 00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:17,677 What? I… 357 00:19:18,636 --> 00:19:20,513 I don't think that you… you can… 358 00:19:20,597 --> 00:19:22,849 Uh, that's allowed? How… how did you do that? 359 00:19:22,932 --> 00:19:26,227 I just pretended I was Mom. They haven't updated their records yet. 360 00:19:26,311 --> 00:19:29,606 That's illegal, Sara. I… I really need to close that account. 361 00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:33,443 I couldn't help but notice the account had a bunch of overdraft charges. 362 00:19:33,526 --> 00:19:35,445 Yeah, you know, like I said, I… I… 363 00:19:35,528 --> 00:19:38,740 It's really crazy over here, and I can't stay on top of everything. 364 00:19:38,823 --> 00:19:42,994 Josh, if you're hard up for money, you don't need to send us anything. 365 00:19:43,077 --> 00:19:43,995 I'm fine. 366 00:19:44,078 --> 00:19:46,247 Sara, I can't believe you lied to the bank. 367 00:19:46,331 --> 00:19:48,666 I know you regret not being there when she passed, 368 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:51,085 but sending money you don't have isn't gonna change that. 369 00:19:51,169 --> 00:19:53,087 Okay, you know what? Like I said… 370 00:19:53,171 --> 00:19:56,174 It's the last time I'm gonna say this. 371 00:19:56,257 --> 00:19:58,009 I had to work that night. It is what it is. 372 00:19:58,092 --> 00:19:59,761 I'm gonna send you money. Goodbye. 373 00:20:02,347 --> 00:20:03,556 Good boy. Good boy. 374 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,558 Sit down. Burberry, sit. Sit. 375 00:20:05,642 --> 00:20:07,143 Off you go. Go find it. 376 00:20:10,521 --> 00:20:12,315 Ugh, fucking Woosh. 377 00:20:15,902 --> 00:20:18,029 Good boy. Good boy, good boy. 378 00:20:18,112 --> 00:20:19,614 Good boy. Drop it. Good boy. 379 00:20:19,697 --> 00:20:22,158 Oh, you're so cheeky. 380 00:20:22,242 --> 00:20:23,159 Go find it. 381 00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:41,177 Good boy. Good boy. 382 00:20:41,261 --> 00:20:42,762 Drop it. Drop it. 383 00:20:42,845 --> 00:20:44,097 Good boy. Sit, sit. 384 00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:45,181 Go find it. 385 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,236 Oh! Fast reply. 386 00:21:04,784 --> 00:21:06,536 Okay, let's see here. 387 00:21:10,748 --> 00:21:12,542 Let's smooth that out. 388 00:21:13,251 --> 00:21:14,627 Toss on a filter. 389 00:21:27,932 --> 00:21:29,183 Burberry? 390 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:39,068 Burberry? 391 00:21:43,906 --> 00:21:46,409 Good boy. Good boy. Come here. Come here. 392 00:21:46,492 --> 00:21:48,161 No more. No more. No more. 393 00:21:48,244 --> 00:21:49,495 No. No. 394 00:21:49,579 --> 00:21:50,455 Sit. 395 00:21:50,538 --> 00:21:51,497 Good boy. 396 00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:05,386 Maybe you could come by and design my room sometime. 397 00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:07,930 I moved in a week ago and still haven't unpacked. 398 00:22:08,014 --> 00:22:10,433 So you just left your entire life in Korea 399 00:22:10,516 --> 00:22:12,185 because she asked you to teach tennis here? 400 00:22:12,268 --> 00:22:15,104 The chairwoman's always helped me out since my parents passed, 401 00:22:15,188 --> 00:22:19,400 and, you know, she accounts for, like, 2% of Korean GDP. 402 00:22:20,485 --> 00:22:21,319 Well, 403 00:22:21,819 --> 00:22:24,197 she has appalling taste in interior design. 404 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:28,368 God, you could say anything in that accent, I'd still find it hot. 405 00:22:28,451 --> 00:22:30,536 Oh, please. You have a line for everyone. 406 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,622 No, for real though. 407 00:22:33,289 --> 00:22:34,999 The sun's a little hot today. 408 00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:36,959 Here. Try this. 409 00:22:37,877 --> 00:22:40,671 It's the best brand by far. Trochos. 410 00:22:43,925 --> 00:22:44,967 Wow. 411 00:22:45,676 --> 00:22:48,554 It feels so much cleaner. Is it Korean? 412 00:22:48,638 --> 00:22:50,848 Yeah, Koreans are like that. 413 00:22:51,682 --> 00:22:53,184 It's getting a little hot out. 414 00:22:54,769 --> 00:22:57,730 -Can I get some on my back? -Yeah, of course. 415 00:22:59,565 --> 00:23:01,692 Sorry, my hands are a bit cold. 416 00:23:02,485 --> 00:23:04,862 No, feels really good. 417 00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:08,866 So does Trochos only make sunscreen? 418 00:23:09,367 --> 00:23:10,868 No, they got everything. 419 00:23:10,952 --> 00:23:12,537 Eye creams, masks. 420 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:14,455 I'll bring you some samples next time. 421 00:23:14,539 --> 00:23:16,541 I know a guy. I can get you a good deal. 422 00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:20,837 Now, if I wanted to see results, like, right away, what would you recommend? 423 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,297 If you want immediate results, you gotta go to Seoul. 424 00:23:23,381 --> 00:23:26,342 Trochos has the best skin clinic, and they have this VIP program 425 00:23:26,426 --> 00:23:30,430 where they fly you first class, car service, five-star hotels. 426 00:23:30,513 --> 00:23:32,932 -It's crazy. -Wow. How much is that? 427 00:23:33,015 --> 00:23:36,352 Depends on what you want, but at the friends-and-family rate, 428 00:23:36,436 --> 00:23:38,312 with a little Woosh-and-Lindsay rate, 429 00:23:38,896 --> 00:23:41,816 I'd say $40,000? 430 00:23:43,443 --> 00:23:46,237 But, I mean, you know, it's me. 431 00:23:46,821 --> 00:23:49,240 Couldn't you knock off, like, uh, 20%? 432 00:23:49,323 --> 00:23:51,367 Oof. 433 00:23:51,451 --> 00:23:54,203 Yeah, with the flights and the hotels, 434 00:23:54,996 --> 00:23:58,416 think the best I could do is $39,500. 435 00:24:01,002 --> 00:24:01,919 Um… 436 00:24:03,796 --> 00:24:05,381 I really need this. 437 00:24:06,257 --> 00:24:08,718 So could you just… help me out? 438 00:24:09,969 --> 00:24:12,680 I'm pulling a lot of strings for you. 439 00:24:13,556 --> 00:24:14,891 Could always save up. 440 00:24:16,142 --> 00:24:17,018 Yeah. 441 00:24:18,102 --> 00:24:19,061 Fine. 442 00:24:19,645 --> 00:24:20,688 Sorry. 443 00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:22,899 Start working on that overhead. 444 00:24:36,204 --> 00:24:37,955 Does the chairwoman know? 445 00:24:38,498 --> 00:24:40,917 Yeah, she knows. She gave me permission. 446 00:24:42,043 --> 00:24:43,294 No, I mean, does she know 447 00:24:43,377 --> 00:24:46,464 you've been making a lot of the women here feel uncomfortable? 448 00:24:47,423 --> 00:24:48,841 What are you talking about? 449 00:24:49,467 --> 00:24:53,804 I think she'd be disappointed to hear you've been sexually harassing members. 450 00:24:53,888 --> 00:24:55,014 Whoa. Are you serious? 451 00:24:55,097 --> 00:24:57,767 Frankly, you're making me feel quite uncomfortable right now. 452 00:24:58,518 --> 00:25:01,562 And the club takes allegations like this very seriously. 453 00:25:05,650 --> 00:25:09,278 All right, guys, you gotta stack your knees above your ankles. 454 00:25:09,362 --> 00:25:12,073 This isn't a lower back exercise, okay? 455 00:25:12,156 --> 00:25:14,867 It's all about your posterior chain. 456 00:25:14,951 --> 00:25:17,495 When I won the Butkus Award in 2015-- 457 00:25:17,578 --> 00:25:19,539 -My God. I'm so glad to be home. -Shit. 458 00:25:19,622 --> 00:25:21,832 I had the busiest day today. Oh. 459 00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:24,752 Sorry, were you recording something? 460 00:25:24,835 --> 00:25:27,672 Yeah, I'm making a series of how-to videos. 461 00:25:27,755 --> 00:25:28,965 I'm starting with the glutes. 462 00:25:29,048 --> 00:25:31,133 Then I'm gonna work my way up the posterior chain. 463 00:25:31,217 --> 00:25:32,718 Then I'm gonna head back down. 464 00:25:33,219 --> 00:25:34,804 -Who's making you do this? -No one. 465 00:25:34,887 --> 00:25:37,682 I just realized I got all this knowledge, you know? 466 00:25:37,765 --> 00:25:40,643 From football, when I won the Butkus Award in 2015-- 467 00:25:40,726 --> 00:25:43,229 Oh, like all those trainer influencers you follow. 468 00:25:43,854 --> 00:25:47,275 -You don't think it's a good idea? -No, it is. I was just asking. 469 00:25:48,442 --> 00:25:49,443 It's a great idea. 470 00:25:50,027 --> 00:25:51,028 I'm gonna clean up. 471 00:25:51,112 --> 00:25:52,697 -No, no, it's okay. Um… -Yeah. 472 00:25:53,197 --> 00:25:54,782 Did you pick up some clothes? 473 00:25:54,865 --> 00:25:56,909 -Yeah, I got some good stuff. -Oh. 474 00:25:56,993 --> 00:25:59,412 I texted a bunch, but you didn't reply. 475 00:25:59,495 --> 00:26:02,290 Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. I… I had the craziest day today. 476 00:26:02,373 --> 00:26:04,458 I… I was just, like, running around, 477 00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:07,003 and people at work actually need me, which is… 478 00:26:07,086 --> 00:26:09,338 It's kinda cool, but I have so much work to do. 479 00:26:09,422 --> 00:26:12,883 Do you wanna do that in the bedroom? I gotta keep on recording my videos. 480 00:26:14,135 --> 00:26:15,553 Yeah, okay. 481 00:26:17,013 --> 00:26:20,141 Uh, is everything okay though? 'Cause I… I don't know. 482 00:26:20,224 --> 00:26:22,935 I feel like I'm picking up a weird energy or something. 483 00:26:23,019 --> 00:26:26,689 I'm fine. I… I think maybe you just might be projecting. 484 00:26:28,608 --> 00:26:30,318 Yeah, maybe. 485 00:26:31,777 --> 00:26:33,904 Wait. Are… are these from Goodwill? 486 00:26:33,988 --> 00:26:35,114 Yeah, I went to H&M, 487 00:26:35,197 --> 00:26:38,826 but it didn't feel right leaving the tags on and then returning, so… 488 00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:40,786 Oh wow. 489 00:26:41,579 --> 00:26:42,705 Nice, right? 490 00:26:42,788 --> 00:26:44,248 So nice. 491 00:26:44,332 --> 00:26:46,876 These are, like, timeless. 492 00:26:48,836 --> 00:26:49,879 Good job. 493 00:26:51,213 --> 00:26:52,131 Thanks. 494 00:26:53,257 --> 00:26:55,092 Uh, just gonna go try them on. 495 00:26:55,176 --> 00:26:56,427 Okay. 496 00:26:58,262 --> 00:27:00,514 I got your back anytime. Anything for my girl. 497 00:27:00,598 --> 00:27:01,974 Aw, that's so sweet. 498 00:27:08,731 --> 00:27:10,858 Only the best for my boys. 499 00:27:10,941 --> 00:27:12,276 What you got for us? 500 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:13,861 I got you the 20-year this time. 501 00:27:13,944 --> 00:27:16,989 My guy, you know I'm happy for that Pappy. 502 00:27:17,073 --> 00:27:20,576 It's a softer proof, more refined. It's very hard to find these days. 503 00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:23,746 Man, this new owner better not replace you, bro. 504 00:27:23,829 --> 00:27:25,706 What? What do you mean? 505 00:27:25,790 --> 00:27:27,375 -Hey, Troy. -Yeah? 506 00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:28,876 Tell him what you heard. 507 00:27:30,252 --> 00:27:33,422 I didn't really hear much. It's not worth stressing out over. 508 00:27:33,506 --> 00:27:36,050 Just tell me. I'm not stressed. I won't… won't stress. 509 00:27:37,093 --> 00:27:40,930 You know, I just heard she might be interviewing some folks. 510 00:27:41,013 --> 00:27:41,847 That's all. 511 00:27:43,057 --> 00:27:45,142 Yeah, who? How… Like, how many? 512 00:27:45,643 --> 00:27:47,645 I don't really know much. 513 00:27:48,562 --> 00:27:49,689 Sorry, bro. 514 00:27:50,231 --> 00:27:52,525 Oh, I got a capital-gains situation. 515 00:27:52,608 --> 00:27:56,070 Hey, Troy, who's that tax guy you got? I think I need a little help. 516 00:27:56,153 --> 00:27:57,446 Yeah, I'll text you. 517 00:27:57,530 --> 00:27:58,781 He helped Park buy this club. 518 00:27:58,864 --> 00:28:00,866 -Saved her 20 mil. -That's crazy. 519 00:28:00,950 --> 00:28:02,910 What did he do, a 1031 or something? 520 00:28:02,993 --> 00:28:03,994 Uh, duh. 521 00:28:04,495 --> 00:28:05,913 My guy's good. 522 00:28:05,996 --> 00:28:08,916 He set up a buy-borrow-die for me. 523 00:28:08,999 --> 00:28:11,752 Yo, that's crazy. I can't even believe this shit's legal. 524 00:28:11,836 --> 00:28:14,213 Damn. What asset did he make you buy? 525 00:28:14,296 --> 00:28:17,842 Uh, I don't know, Monet, Manet. 526 00:28:17,925 --> 00:28:20,511 All I know is we making money. 527 00:28:20,594 --> 00:28:22,304 -Oh shit. -Party foul! 528 00:28:22,388 --> 00:28:25,850 I saw that, Joshie. Now you gotta play. Come on over here. 529 00:28:25,933 --> 00:28:27,727 -Oh… -Come on, just a quick one. 530 00:28:27,810 --> 00:28:29,937 Nah, I can't. I gotta go home. 531 00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:32,565 Put your money in. 532 00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:37,903 -I mean, if you guys like losing. -Now we talking. 533 00:28:37,987 --> 00:28:41,240 -Shit, here we go. High card wins. -Come on, Joshie. 534 00:28:41,323 --> 00:28:43,159 -Come on. -Let's go, baby. 535 00:28:43,242 --> 00:28:45,202 -All right. -Show us what you got. 536 00:28:45,286 --> 00:28:49,123 -Hey, Josh, draw for me too. -You got it, Michael. 537 00:28:49,832 --> 00:28:54,295 And our cups to the stars… 538 00:28:54,879 --> 00:28:57,131 -Um… -Tough card to beat. 539 00:28:57,214 --> 00:28:59,133 I'm up all night to get some… 540 00:28:59,633 --> 00:29:03,012 Oh shit! King takes it. 541 00:29:03,095 --> 00:29:04,138 Way to go, Michael. 542 00:29:04,221 --> 00:29:05,931 Goddamn it, Phelps. I hate you. 543 00:29:06,015 --> 00:29:07,475 I don't care, Baron. 544 00:29:07,558 --> 00:29:09,477 Swear to God, Mike. Do you ever lose at anything? 545 00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:12,021 No, I don't do that. Thanks, Joshie. 546 00:29:13,522 --> 00:29:15,483 -Yep. -All right, do it again. 547 00:29:15,566 --> 00:29:16,650 What's your Venmo? 548 00:29:17,318 --> 00:29:18,527 @MichaelPhelps. 549 00:29:20,029 --> 00:29:21,405 Oh, yep, there you are. 550 00:29:22,573 --> 00:29:24,325 There's a 5K limit. 551 00:29:24,825 --> 00:29:26,452 Back-to-back days is fine. 552 00:29:27,077 --> 00:29:28,204 Yeah, smart. 553 00:29:31,415 --> 00:29:32,792 I know my post said $800, 554 00:29:32,875 --> 00:29:34,668 but I am flexible, so, you know, we can talk. 555 00:29:34,752 --> 00:29:36,921 I got stuff from pretty much everybody at every level. 556 00:29:37,004 --> 00:29:40,216 Collegiate, pro, great guys. 557 00:29:40,299 --> 00:29:43,761 So here we got the… AE 1s. 558 00:29:44,428 --> 00:29:46,055 Signed by Ant. 559 00:29:46,138 --> 00:29:47,056 Ah. 560 00:29:47,556 --> 00:29:52,061 And we got the, uh, Jordans here. 1990 Jordans. 561 00:29:53,395 --> 00:29:57,274 And here we got the Tiger Woods clubs. So, funny story about-- 562 00:29:57,358 --> 00:30:00,694 Are… are those the Beolab 18s? 563 00:30:00,778 --> 00:30:01,612 Yeah. 564 00:30:03,405 --> 00:30:04,323 Huh. 565 00:30:05,491 --> 00:30:07,451 You, uh, you an audiophile? 566 00:30:07,535 --> 00:30:09,453 Yeah, a little bit. 567 00:30:09,537 --> 00:30:11,080 Nice, man. Nice. 568 00:30:11,163 --> 00:30:14,792 So, anyway, funny story about these. Remember when Tiger went crazy at Augusta? 569 00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:16,293 -Yeah. -This is his 4-iron. 570 00:30:16,377 --> 00:30:19,296 That's why it's a little… little crooked. 571 00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:23,342 You know, these 18s are going for, like, 10K on eBay. 572 00:30:23,425 --> 00:30:24,552 -Is that right? -Yeah. 573 00:30:24,635 --> 00:30:27,012 I'll take 'em off your hands right now for nine. 574 00:30:27,096 --> 00:30:29,306 -They're, uh, they're not for sale. -Huh. 575 00:30:29,390 --> 00:30:32,476 But I will sell you Tiger Woods's clubs for 10K. 576 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,563 -What about the Moog though? -None of the music stuff's for sale. 577 00:30:37,147 --> 00:30:39,108 Right. Huh. 578 00:30:39,775 --> 00:30:42,778 You know the… the AE 1s, they're gonna appreciate, by the way. 579 00:30:42,862 --> 00:30:46,156 Anthony Edwards, he's the future. 580 00:30:46,907 --> 00:30:48,826 When you said Anthony Edwards, I… 581 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,038 I thought that was the… the dude from ER. 582 00:30:54,665 --> 00:30:55,499 Goose? 583 00:30:55,583 --> 00:30:57,293 No, no. ER. 584 00:30:57,376 --> 00:30:59,670 Yeah, no, I know. Goose from Top Gun. 585 00:30:59,753 --> 00:31:02,089 -What does that have to do-- -I'm saying it's the same actor. 586 00:31:03,674 --> 00:31:05,050 Huh. 587 00:31:06,218 --> 00:31:07,219 Uh… 588 00:31:08,345 --> 00:31:11,140 Thank you for your time. You have a good day. 589 00:31:21,191 --> 00:31:22,610 Uh, wait. 590 00:31:32,202 --> 00:31:34,246 My husband will really hate this. 591 00:31:34,330 --> 00:31:37,166 -Remove this one as well. -Yes. 592 00:31:40,002 --> 00:31:42,963 You know, if the chairwoman needs help with any of the equipment, 593 00:31:43,047 --> 00:31:44,965 my fiancé's a trainer here. 594 00:31:45,758 --> 00:31:49,011 She said if you happen to need help with any of the equipment... 595 00:31:49,094 --> 00:31:51,639 ...her fiancé is a trainer here. 596 00:31:51,722 --> 00:31:53,140 We don't need that. 597 00:31:53,223 --> 00:31:55,434 She won't be needing that at the moment. 598 00:32:00,147 --> 00:32:01,523 He's… he's Korean. 599 00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:04,360 Well, ha… half. 600 00:32:06,779 --> 00:32:09,406 Oh, your boyfriend is Korean? 601 00:32:09,490 --> 00:32:12,242 It's nice you look out for him. 602 00:32:12,743 --> 00:32:17,122 You know, as you get old, friends go away. 603 00:32:17,206 --> 00:32:20,960 Parents die. Even children leave. 604 00:32:21,043 --> 00:32:23,796 The only person by your side is your spouse. 605 00:32:23,879 --> 00:32:26,840 She says it's sweet of you to think of your fiancé. 606 00:32:26,924 --> 00:32:30,386 What my husband really needs is a physical therapist. 607 00:32:30,469 --> 00:32:34,223 What the chairwoman's husband needs is a physical therapist. 608 00:32:37,434 --> 00:32:41,563 It's funny she should mention that because my fiancé's a physical therapist. 609 00:32:41,647 --> 00:32:43,357 I thought he was a trainer. 610 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,817 Yeah, no, he is, part-time. 611 00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:48,612 But, uh, yeah, we just never thought to have a PT here before. 612 00:32:48,696 --> 00:32:49,947 It's genius, really. 613 00:32:50,030 --> 00:32:53,575 Most members are fifties, sixties. They definitely keep Austin busy. 614 00:32:53,659 --> 00:32:54,618 She's smart. 615 00:32:56,203 --> 00:32:57,997 Your English, Chairwoman?! 616 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,916 Sh, don't tell. Only you know. 617 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:01,875 Oh. 618 00:33:01,959 --> 00:33:03,669 Well, I'm so honored. 619 00:33:03,752 --> 00:33:08,507 And I'd be happy to set up Austin as a PT, if you wish. 620 00:33:09,008 --> 00:33:12,928 Perhaps the chairwoman should try a session with your fiancé first? 621 00:33:13,470 --> 00:33:15,097 Yes, let me try first. 622 00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:17,725 Absolutely. Yeah, I'll set that up. 623 00:33:17,808 --> 00:33:22,771 I chose a husband 20 years younger so I can die before him. 624 00:33:22,855 --> 00:33:26,942 And now he has more health problem than me. 625 00:33:33,282 --> 00:33:34,158 Hmm. 626 00:33:34,241 --> 00:33:36,702 I used to float 627 00:33:37,327 --> 00:33:40,414 Now I just fall down 628 00:33:40,497 --> 00:33:41,915 I used to know… 629 00:33:41,999 --> 00:33:44,084 -Hey, babe. -Oh, uh, hey. 630 00:33:44,585 --> 00:33:45,961 Shit, shit. 631 00:33:46,462 --> 00:33:50,549 I got, like, so many compliments on my shirt today. 632 00:33:51,175 --> 00:33:53,844 Like, I love it so much. 633 00:33:53,927 --> 00:33:56,221 Oh, well, you look so good in it. 634 00:33:56,972 --> 00:33:58,015 So 635 00:33:58,849 --> 00:34:02,436 guess who's up for a full-time position at the gym. 636 00:34:02,936 --> 00:34:05,147 I don't wanna know. 637 00:34:05,230 --> 00:34:07,191 Austin Davis. 638 00:34:08,358 --> 00:34:10,694 There's another Austin Davis? 639 00:34:12,654 --> 00:34:15,699 -No. It's you, silly. -What? 640 00:34:17,034 --> 00:34:18,035 How'd you do that? 641 00:34:18,118 --> 00:34:19,661 I didn't do anything. 642 00:34:19,745 --> 00:34:23,749 Like, Chairwoman Park just asked about you on her own. 643 00:34:23,832 --> 00:34:26,085 She knew all about your football background. 644 00:34:26,168 --> 00:34:27,669 I think she saw one of your videos. 645 00:34:27,753 --> 00:34:29,421 Yeah? 646 00:34:30,964 --> 00:34:32,424 It's kind of cool, right? 647 00:34:32,508 --> 00:34:35,761 -I think we should celebrate or something. -Yeah. 648 00:34:35,844 --> 00:34:37,387 -Do you want a DiGiornos? -For sure. 649 00:34:37,471 --> 00:34:40,265 -Can you put, uh, uh, the triple meat in? -Uh, yeah. 650 00:34:43,852 --> 00:34:47,106 There's, like… one little thing though. 651 00:34:47,189 --> 00:34:48,107 Um… 652 00:34:48,816 --> 00:34:51,860 You have to be a licensed physical therapist. 653 00:34:52,361 --> 00:34:54,488 What? That's gonna take me, like, five years. 654 00:34:54,571 --> 00:34:55,656 No, no, it's not. 655 00:34:55,739 --> 00:34:58,242 What are you talking about? I don't have a license. 656 00:34:58,325 --> 00:34:59,201 Look… 657 00:35:00,661 --> 00:35:03,664 …I just feel like we've been off lately. 658 00:35:04,164 --> 00:35:05,082 Right? 659 00:35:05,165 --> 00:35:07,126 No, I'm fine. 660 00:35:08,460 --> 00:35:09,419 Are you okay? 661 00:35:12,464 --> 00:35:15,425 Yeah, I… I guess I've been feeling a bit off. 662 00:35:15,509 --> 00:35:17,386 And I don't know. 663 00:35:17,469 --> 00:35:21,557 I… I just feel like it'd be really good for me and us 664 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:26,145 if we both worked at the club and, you know, moved up together. 665 00:35:27,479 --> 00:35:31,984 I mean, I guess if you think that'll help you feel better, sure. 666 00:35:33,026 --> 00:35:35,028 Yeah, I think it would. 667 00:35:36,196 --> 00:35:37,239 Okay, then. 668 00:35:37,865 --> 00:35:40,200 Hey, do you remember when you lost your driver's license, 669 00:35:40,284 --> 00:35:43,495 and you used your fake ID for a year, and no one noticed? 670 00:35:43,579 --> 00:35:45,414 -Yeah. -So… 671 00:35:49,501 --> 00:35:52,462 Let's do the Fraxel. Also a brow lift. 672 00:35:52,546 --> 00:35:54,006 And some filler. 673 00:35:54,089 --> 00:35:58,093 Is that a wart? Tell her I'll remove that for free. 674 00:35:59,678 --> 00:36:01,263 So Dr. Kim is recommending 675 00:36:01,346 --> 00:36:04,433 the Fraxel laser, brow lift, and some filler. 676 00:36:05,017 --> 00:36:06,727 The mole, he'll remove for free. 677 00:36:06,810 --> 00:36:12,608 Canthoplasty and a bit of blepharoplasty- I guess we can talk about that once she gets here. 678 00:36:12,691 --> 00:36:14,026 I'm going into surgery now, so... 679 00:36:14,109 --> 00:36:16,361 Let me know when you've locked in a date. Okay? Bye. 680 00:36:16,445 --> 00:36:17,946 Okay? Bye. 681 00:36:18,030 --> 00:36:20,157 Say hello to my wife for me. 682 00:36:22,993 --> 00:36:24,953 And I'd get all of this for free? 683 00:36:25,454 --> 00:36:28,790 Sure. I guess, uh, that's the agreement. 684 00:36:35,172 --> 00:36:37,591 Do you know what? I'm just gonna start with the laser. 685 00:36:38,759 --> 00:36:40,636 I don't want to end up looking crazy. 686 00:36:41,386 --> 00:36:42,512 Thank you. 687 00:36:42,596 --> 00:36:44,640 I wouldn't have been able to afford all that. 688 00:36:46,016 --> 00:36:48,185 I think this is gonna be really good for me. 689 00:36:49,770 --> 00:36:52,189 I need you so bad, Ricky. 690 00:36:52,272 --> 00:36:53,232 Oh yeah? 691 00:36:53,315 --> 00:36:55,692 -No one can fuck me like you do. -Yeah. 692 00:36:55,776 --> 00:36:58,695 Please don't make me go that long without you. Please, sir. 693 00:36:58,779 --> 00:36:59,780 Oh fuck. 694 00:36:59,863 --> 00:37:03,784 -No one gets me this dripping wet. -Oh yeah. 695 00:37:03,867 --> 00:37:06,745 I love your perfect cock. It fills me up. 696 00:37:08,872 --> 00:37:10,415 Did you come? 697 00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:12,918 We still have nine more minutes-- 698 00:37:48,078 --> 00:37:50,330 I'm not trying to say that all pornography is bad, 699 00:37:50,414 --> 00:37:52,916 but there are good data to support the idea 700 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:58,380 that if your brain learns to be aroused by watching other people have sex, 701 00:37:58,463 --> 00:38:00,632 it is not necessarily going to carry over… 702 00:38:00,716 --> 00:38:02,134 What the fuck? 703 00:38:10,726 --> 00:38:12,144 What the fuck? 704 00:38:25,866 --> 00:38:27,743 I'd like to change my security questions. 705 00:38:28,327 --> 00:38:30,579 Uh, the joint account for me and my mom. 706 00:38:31,204 --> 00:38:33,123 Marta Lucretia Diaz. 707 00:38:34,124 --> 00:38:36,043 Yeah, I'll hold. 708 00:38:48,305 --> 00:38:49,806 Uh, come on in. 709 00:38:51,224 --> 00:38:53,185 -Hey, boss. -Hey. 710 00:38:53,268 --> 00:38:55,645 Uh, just got a couple of things for you to sign. 711 00:38:55,729 --> 00:38:57,439 Yeah, cool. Whatever you need. 712 00:38:59,066 --> 00:39:02,277 Um, also, Eunice asked me to leave Austin's credentials with you, 713 00:39:02,361 --> 00:39:04,863 assuming Park gives the green light, of course, but… 714 00:39:04,946 --> 00:39:06,907 All right. Here you go. 715 00:39:08,784 --> 00:39:10,160 Yeah, perfect. 716 00:39:11,036 --> 00:39:16,541 Hey, um, by the way, I had a look at the invoices you gave me. 717 00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:20,087 -I went over them, and they're all good. -Great. 718 00:39:20,170 --> 00:39:23,298 Yeah. If, uh, you wouldn't mind just mailing them out… Is that all right? 719 00:39:23,382 --> 00:39:25,884 -Yeah, no problem. Of course. -Yeah? All right. 720 00:39:26,593 --> 00:39:28,678 -Thanks for doing that. -Oh. Yeah, uh… 721 00:39:28,762 --> 00:39:30,847 Uh, thank you for being you. 722 00:39:30,931 --> 00:39:32,391 Yeah. 723 00:39:32,474 --> 00:39:33,392 Hey, you know what? 724 00:39:33,475 --> 00:39:36,520 I think that you're just about ready to take on more of Deb's workload. 725 00:39:36,603 --> 00:39:38,188 Oh. Wow. 726 00:39:38,271 --> 00:39:40,649 Thank you. I… I really appreciate that. 727 00:39:40,732 --> 00:39:41,983 Won't let you down. 728 00:39:42,067 --> 00:39:43,819 -Keep crushing it. -Oh. 729 00:39:43,902 --> 00:39:45,362 Hey, you're the MVP. 730 00:39:45,445 --> 00:39:47,406 Yeah. 731 00:39:57,749 --> 00:39:59,960 It totally worked. He didn't even look. 732 00:40:00,043 --> 00:40:02,379 -I can't do this. I'm coming home. -Babe, stop. 733 00:40:02,462 --> 00:40:03,839 No, this is straight-up fraud. 734 00:40:03,922 --> 00:40:06,550 The only person who needs to approve the license is Josh, 735 00:40:06,633 --> 00:40:08,385 and he already gave the thumbs-up. 736 00:40:08,468 --> 00:40:11,680 If he ever becomes an issue, we whip out the video, and he'll fold. 737 00:40:11,763 --> 00:40:13,348 That stupid old fuck. 738 00:40:16,393 --> 00:40:17,436 Babe? 739 00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:40,959 Josh? 740 00:40:41,042 --> 00:40:43,587 One sec. I'm locked in. 741 00:40:45,172 --> 00:40:46,423 Did you take the day off? 742 00:40:46,923 --> 00:40:48,675 They got my number if they need me. 743 00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,304 What happened to all of your stuff? 744 00:40:52,804 --> 00:40:54,431 I had to pay Michael Phelps. 745 00:40:56,391 --> 00:40:57,434 Okay. 746 00:40:59,311 --> 00:41:00,270 Um… 747 00:41:02,230 --> 00:41:03,356 So 748 00:41:04,983 --> 00:41:07,652 I think I'm gonna go and visit my parents next month. 749 00:41:07,736 --> 00:41:10,113 I scattered the mulch. Scattered it. 750 00:41:10,614 --> 00:41:12,365 Yeah, I saw that. 751 00:41:13,074 --> 00:41:15,869 Figured we'd grow tomatoes, zucchinis, squash, whatever. 752 00:41:15,952 --> 00:41:18,371 We'd turn the ADU into an artist retreat. 753 00:41:18,914 --> 00:41:21,458 Build a stage in the yard. 754 00:41:22,417 --> 00:41:24,503 And then we dance, baby. 755 00:41:25,795 --> 00:41:28,381 You're sort of freaking me out now, okay? Did you hear what I said? 756 00:41:30,634 --> 00:41:35,805 Hey, have you ever heard of a buy-borrow-die loophole? 757 00:41:35,889 --> 00:41:38,433 Um, are you okay? 758 00:41:38,517 --> 00:41:42,145 It's this thing rich fucking assholes do where they purchase an asset. 759 00:41:42,229 --> 00:41:46,733 Let's say you buy a painting for $1,000, and it appreciates to a million. 760 00:41:46,816 --> 00:41:48,944 Well, when you sell it, you gotta pay taxes, right? 761 00:41:49,027 --> 00:41:49,861 You hate art. 762 00:41:49,945 --> 00:41:53,448 No, I love art. I love art. I love it. Monet, Manet. 763 00:41:53,532 --> 00:41:57,410 I love it 'cause art can be collateral to get a million dollars from the bank. 764 00:41:57,494 --> 00:42:00,038 And while you swim in money, 765 00:42:00,121 --> 00:42:02,874 that art appreciates 10 mil, 20 mil. 766 00:42:02,958 --> 00:42:07,337 And when you die, you pass it to your kid, and they sell it, and bam! Zero taxes! 767 00:42:07,420 --> 00:42:08,922 -They pay no taxes. -Oh my God. 768 00:42:09,005 --> 00:42:10,799 Please, don't tell me you bought art. 769 00:42:10,882 --> 00:42:13,802 Babe, everyone is scamming. 770 00:42:13,885 --> 00:42:14,928 Everyone's scamming. 771 00:42:15,011 --> 00:42:17,389 We have been grinding away here, and for what? 772 00:42:17,472 --> 00:42:20,517 Oh, I can smell it now. You're high and drunk. 773 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,435 Yeah, I had a few puffs. 774 00:42:23,019 --> 00:42:24,521 I'm the fucking GM. 775 00:42:24,604 --> 00:42:27,065 Outgoing payments, I sign them. 776 00:42:27,566 --> 00:42:29,859 -You see where I'm going, right? -No. 777 00:42:29,943 --> 00:42:31,611 -You see it? -No, I don't. 778 00:42:32,821 --> 00:42:36,283 And you… you know Burberry hates the smell of marijuana. 779 00:42:36,366 --> 00:42:38,868 Linds, listen to me. Listen to me, Lindsay. 780 00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:42,080 I came up with a way 781 00:42:42,956 --> 00:42:45,750 to skim thousands of dollars from the club. 782 00:42:45,834 --> 00:42:47,586 Wait, is this a joke? Are you serious? 783 00:42:47,669 --> 00:42:49,296 I'm the most serious. 784 00:42:50,088 --> 00:42:53,550 The only person other than me that mails out the invoices 785 00:42:53,633 --> 00:42:58,263 is now an underqualified, entitled little Gen Z 786 00:42:58,346 --> 00:42:59,889 with no attention to detail. 787 00:42:59,973 --> 00:43:02,058 She's the perfect scapegoat. 788 00:43:02,142 --> 00:43:05,478 This… this is how we get back on track. 789 00:43:05,979 --> 00:43:07,480 We finish the bed and breakfast. 790 00:43:08,690 --> 00:43:10,108 We focus on us. 791 00:43:11,443 --> 00:43:13,069 God, you're so beautiful. 792 00:43:13,153 --> 00:43:14,696 I miss you. 793 00:43:17,449 --> 00:43:19,576 We can't just disappear, Lindsay. 794 00:43:21,453 --> 00:43:22,412 We can't. 795 00:43:23,371 --> 00:43:25,915 Let me explain it again, okay? So you buy art-- 796 00:43:43,892 --> 00:43:45,060 Beautiful home. 797 00:43:45,685 --> 00:43:48,229 Thank you. It's a rental. 798 00:43:48,313 --> 00:43:49,522 Oh man. 799 00:43:50,023 --> 00:43:51,316 Landlords, right? 800 00:43:53,777 --> 00:43:54,944 Hmm. 801 00:43:55,612 --> 00:43:57,530 I'll go check on the chairwoman. 802 00:44:18,385 --> 00:44:19,552 Chairwoman! 803 00:44:20,345 --> 00:44:21,513 One moment - 804 00:44:25,225 --> 00:44:27,268 Would you like me to reschedule the session with Austin? 805 00:44:27,352 --> 00:44:33,191 I'm on with my husband. Eunice, could you try him out for me? 806 00:44:33,274 --> 00:44:34,526 Yes, understood. 807 00:44:47,539 --> 00:44:50,417 Okay, get your head on straight. 808 00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:52,085 What the hell is going on? 809 00:44:52,168 --> 00:44:53,503 Off with your head… 810 00:44:53,586 --> 00:44:55,755 What did you mess up this time? 811 00:44:55,839 --> 00:44:57,090 Dammit… 812 00:44:58,174 --> 00:45:02,887 If you bought another Rolls-Royce without telling me, I'm going to be really mad. 813 00:45:04,764 --> 00:45:06,182 The patient is dead. 814 00:45:06,683 --> 00:45:08,601 Off with your head 815 00:45:09,769 --> 00:45:12,021 Dance, dance till you're dead 816 00:45:13,690 --> 00:45:15,108 Heads will roll 817 00:45:15,692 --> 00:45:17,235 Heads will roll 818 00:45:17,318 --> 00:45:18,611 Heads will roll 819 00:45:18,695 --> 00:45:20,613 On the floor 820 00:45:20,697 --> 00:45:22,615 Off, off with your head 821 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,619 Dance, dance till you're dead 822 00:45:28,204 --> 00:45:29,622 Heads will roll 823 00:45:30,206 --> 00:45:31,624 Heads will roll 824 00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:33,334 Heads will roll 825 00:45:33,418 --> 00:45:34,627 On the floor 826 00:45:35,712 --> 00:45:38,631 Looking glass 827 00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:42,135 Take the past 828 00:45:42,886 --> 00:45:46,139 Shut your eyes 829 00:45:46,639 --> 00:45:50,143 Mirror lies 830 00:45:50,226 --> 00:45:53,897 Looking glass 831 00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:57,108 Take the past 832 00:45:57,192 --> 00:46:00,862 Shut your eyes 833 00:46:00,945 --> 00:46:04,616 Mirror lies