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No, I know how busy you are, so yeah.
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That you could come through like that
really means a lot.
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I appreciate you.
Ashley appreciates it too.
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- Anything for you.
- Oh.
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You're the man, David. Thank you.
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- What's that?
- You know, golf.
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- Free round of golf? Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, anytime outside of peak hours.
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Actually, I was thinking Saturday morning.
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Oh, Saturday morning?
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I can make that work. I got you.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I gotta go. What's that?
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Yeah, free round of golf
means a full foursome. That's right.
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Okay, thanks.
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You really need to stop drinking that.
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Full of sugar.
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Where's Burberry?
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What are you talking about?
He's home with you.
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No, he was with you.
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- Burberry?
- Burberry?
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- Burberry?
- Burberry?
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Burberry! Burberry!
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I've got Monkey!
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Berry, Mummy loves you!
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Berry!
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- Burberry!
- Linds!
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Is everything okay?
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Burberry got out!
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- Oh my God, how?
- I don't know.
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I think one of us
must've left the door open.
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Devices.
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Devices. Yeah.
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- Devices.
- Oh.
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- That's it.
- Yeah.
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You know, my son set this up for me.
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I don't talk to him anymore.
He married a woman in Guam.
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Okay.
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You know, I think I did see
the tiniest pistachio car
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on my morning walk, driving slowly.
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A Miata, I think.
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My sister had a Miata.
Those people know how to make a car.
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Do you mind if I take the wheel here
for a second?
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Thanks. Okay, so there we go.
Now, my wife was home at 8:00.
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I got home at noon,
so I'm just going to scrub to 8:30.
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She left the door open,
so I think he must've headed west.
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I know what you need.
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I'm gonna warm up a chestnut loaf pâté.
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- Do dogs like that?
- No, it's for you, handsome.
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Be back in 30.
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Uh, no. I really…
I really should get going.
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Don't move a muscle.
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And let me know when you get
to the Hispanic walking down the street.
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Oh, that… that's me.
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You're Greek.
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Burberry! It's your father!
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Burberry!
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What's… what's Ava saying?
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She just said that a dog was found
at the gas station, like, an hour ago.
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Okay. All right, do you want to update?
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That's why I'm on my phone,
is I'm updating my Nextdoor post.
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Oh my God, Childish Gambino
just shared my post on his story.
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Well, I've got
all of Ojai PD and FD on it, so…
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Thank you for doing that.
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Yeah, it's just
a little tricky juggling it all.
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Okay.
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- Hello?
- Hi. Is this Lindsay Crane?
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Yeah.
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- Great, I think we have your dog here.
- Brown dachshund, 12 years old.
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- They have him?
- Yes, yes, that's… that's…
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- He really loves to play fetch.
- Yes, yes! Oh my God.
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Thank you so much.
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- Ojai Valley Animal Shelter.
- Oh, babe.
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- I love you. I love you.
- I love you.
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That's very cool about Gambino.
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- Hi, sorry.
- Hi.
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Hi, we just spoke about our dachshund.
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- Yes, Lindsay Crane.
- Yes!
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Yeah, I saw Gambino's story. So sick.
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Yeah, he's the best.
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- Is… is Burberry okay?
- Yeah, he's great.
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He's just a little scratched up,
but it could've been worse.
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- Oh my God.
- You guys just sit tight, okay?
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I'm gonna go grab him,
then we'll fill out some forms.
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- You'll be on your way, okay?
- Oh my God. Amazing.
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Gracias, mi amigo.
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Here we are, see? It's okay, babe.
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- Everything's gonna be okay.
- Yeah.
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Everything's gonna be all right.
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- I can't believe that happened.
- Yeah, me neither. Me neither.
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Yeah, we've got to figure out a system
where we keep the doors closed, you know?
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Yeah.
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I mean, yeah, don't worry about that now.
It's… it's not your fault.
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All right, all right, here he is!
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Nice to have a happy ending
once in a while.
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- No, no, that's not our dog.
- That's not our dog.
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Uh, what?
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Are you sure?
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- Yeah, we're sure.
- Not our dog.
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Can you check?
Do you have another dachshund?
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No, this is the only dachshund
in a 60-mile radius.
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- Oh my God. Oh fuck.
- Two hundred if you're talking purebred.
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All right, thank you. Let's go.
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This isn't a no-kill shelter.
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- Excuse me?
- What the fuck does that mean?
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What if you tried fostering
for a few days?
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Just to try it out.
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- Bro…
- We're very overcrowded, okay?
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And, you know, they do say that most dogs
won't be found after the first 48 hours.
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So in the scenario
that you don't find your dog,
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well, you'll have this guy.
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He looks just like him.
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And in the other scenario,
your dog will have a new best friend.
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Either way, in both scenarios…
…this dog is still alive.
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Go away. It's not yours.
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No.
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It's not yours. No.
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What the fuck is your problem?
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You know what? I'm not gonna argue.
I'm just gonna present the facts.
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I remember I noticed this mug
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that you left here on the table.
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And I distinctly remember
staring at a closed door
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and thinking, "Don't nag Josh about this."
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And yet you did.
Where was Burberry when you left?
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Like I said before…
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Hmm…
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…he was eating his breakfast
like he does every morning at 9:00 a.m.
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Well, that's not true, actually.
He doesn't do that every day.
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Just the other day,
he woke up at 4:00 a.m. to eat, right?
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Sorry, what are you talking about?
4:00 a.m. is the middle of the night.
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The middle of the night is midnight.
That's… that's why it's called midnight.
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Okay, so you're saying that people stay up
to celebrate New Year's Eve
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in the middle of the night?
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What… what does that have to do
with what we're talking about?
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You're assuming that this is my fault.
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- You do this shit all the time.
- Oh my God. You're fucking delusional.
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You know, you do this.
You always need someone to blame,
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so you distort reality
to build some absurd narrative.
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No, I'm just pointing out
a pattern of behavior.
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Do you not remember
my mother's fucking stroke?
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Oh my God. I forgot her seizure meds once.
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- Once is all it takes.
- She was fine.
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I just assumed
that when you said you were past it,
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we… we actually had moved past it.
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No, I am. I'm past it.
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I'm just saying that I have to clean up
after your mess all the time,
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and it's fucking exhausting.
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So when you got back,
did you check every room?
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No, obviously I didn't, because Berry's
never not sprinted to the door
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the moment we get home.
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So obviously, I assumed he was with you.
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Um, not so.
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Top Gun: Maverick? Hello?
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Do you not remember coming home late
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to Burberry sound asleep
in bed with his monkey?
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I even took a picture. I think I have it.
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First of all, that was Bullet Train!
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I didn't get to go see Top Gun: Maverick
at the theater because you had COVID.
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I knew you'd hold this against me.
I got COVID at your stupid mezcal night.
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- Oh, is it stupid now?
- Yeah!
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You are so full of shit.
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You couldn't get enough
of Mescal Mezcal Night.
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I remember distinctly
because I fell asleep to Aftersun
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and woke up to you crying.
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So do you also remember us
coming home very late,
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in the middle of the night,
to Berry not sprinting to our feet
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because he was stuck
in the laundry closet?
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Oh, not so, not so. Hello?
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That was more like 5:00 a.m.
Thank you very much!
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If I remember correctly,
he was stuck in there
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because you kept telling me for 3 months
you'd buy a doorstop.
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And I kept saying,
"Let me just order one on Amazon."
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And you freaked out
because it'd be undermining your vision.
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Oh, you fucked up.
You fucked up! This is good.
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- Huh?
- This is great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on.
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- What?
- Ah, ah.
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April 16, 2022,
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aged-brass,
traditional four-inch doorstop.
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And I actually said,
"I think I can make this work,"
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and ordered it for you,
you goddamn fucking idiot.
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This is childish.
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You believe whatever you want, Lindsay.
I know that I didn't leave this door open.
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Well, I didn't,
so I know you did leave it open.
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Josh?
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Going to the club, buddy.
I'll be right back. You're safe.
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Is that so hard?
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Oh, you're gonna throw yourself into work
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because you don't know how
to process feelings!
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Oh, Mrs. Pastner, perfect timing.
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There you go, milady.
You look beautiful today.
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- How are we doing? Good.
- Great.
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All right, hey, Billy.
Billy, Billy, it's been a minute, man.
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Another Long Island?
Can I get you another one?
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I'm gonna get you another one.
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Another round for the whole table.
How about that?
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On the house. On the house.
That's how we do it.
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- Hello.
- Hi. How are you doing?
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Ooh!
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Are we loving the scones?
Are we loving them?
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- Oh my God.
- Good, loving the scones.
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God, I love that face.
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How are you real?
I still can't believe that you're just…
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I'm gonna be
so fucking dirty with you tonight.
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- Yes, please.
- My man.
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Hey.
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Wha…
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Valet's got your car out front
whenever you're ready.
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I went ahead and did a quick detail.
That's why… that's why my pants are wet.
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- How are we doing? We all done here?
- Hey, Josh, man, how are you holding up?
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Oh my God. We heard about Burberry.
We are so, so sorry.
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It's fine.
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It's sad, but, you know, shit happens.
It's okay.
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Sit down, man. You've been through a lot.
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Thank you. No, no, I can't. Sorry.
I got to go check on the lockers.
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They haven't been tidying them up lately,
so I gotta give a little…
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Hey, can we get Josh a Negroni?
That's your drink, right?
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- Seriously, I'm good, I'm good.
- He'll have two Negronis.
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It's all about work-life balance, man.
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- So true.
- No, I'm fine.
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Work's really good for me.
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Not today it's not. Oh, I know.
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Babe, are you okay if I whisk Josh away
tonight on the PJ?
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- I know we got plans, and I want those.
- No, please go.
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You guys need your boys' time.
I'll be here waiting for you.
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I frickin' love you. I frickin' love her.
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All right, listen. I got the perfect idea.
Wheels up in 40.
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Okay.
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Okay, fuck it.
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Okay, I will say, Officer,
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I think it's actually a very good use
of police time.
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Sorry, excuse me.
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And I was actually told
that Josh had connected with you, so
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this is illuminating.
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Okay, goodbye.
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Hello. Sorry. Ooh, that's lovely. Hi.
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Lindsay. Oh my God.
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I got your email blast. I can't even.
238
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,783
- Yeah.
- Are you okay?
239
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,076
Uh, no, I'm not.
240
00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,246
Um, do you mind putting up some of these?
241
00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:49,082
Oh. Sure. Of course.
242
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:52,794
I was thinking, like, one here
and then, like, a couple back there.
243
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,963
- I can do it if it's easier.
- No. No, no, no.
244
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,090
You just go do what you gotta do.
245
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:59,050
- I will put these up.
- Thank you. Okay.
246
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,635
Thank you. Thanks.
247
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,513
Sorry. Excuse me, excuse me. Thank you.
248
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,235
Mm.
249
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,126
I really should get back to Linds.
How long is this gonna be?
250
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:36,087
I don't… Knowing you,
it's probably gonna be a while.
251
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,006
I'm so sorry. Thank you so much for this.
252
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:41,050
I just feel like… I'm feeling bad
that I left Lindsay back there, you know?
253
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:44,513
Yeah. Let's go back, then.
I'll walk you to the plane.
254
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,182
I swear, man,
if you're bringing me to the Rhino again,
255
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,933
I'm gonna walk straight out.
256
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,937
You think I'd be talking to you
if we were at the Rhino?
257
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,232
Oh shit. We're in your chalet?
258
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,901
- Yep.
- This does not bode well.
259
00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:58,902
Do it now
260
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:02,697
Say it, say it, say it, say it
Say it, say it, say it now
261
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:06,660
Do it, do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it now
262
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,456
You got Hot Chip?
263
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,417
You got fucking Hot Chip?
264
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:18,297
They were in town for a festival.
Called a few favors in.
265
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,257
You did this for me?
266
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,801
I got you, mi amigo.
267
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,011
Bro!
268
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,763
Oh shit. It's Hans Zimmer.
I gotta take this.
269
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,183
Enjoy. Now. Enjoy.
270
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:30,559
Okay.
271
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,228
Hey, Josh.
272
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,939
- Hey!
- Hey, don't you own a Minimoog?
273
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,274
I do.
274
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:38,859
You should come up.
275
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,447
No, no, no, no, no.
276
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,699
Okay.
277
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:48,911
Excuse me.
278
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,621
Hello. Hi.
279
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:54,458
Uh, sorry to bother.
Have you seen this dog?
280
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:57,461
Ashley?
281
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,256
Hey.
282
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,802
I'm gonna… come over.
283
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,348
We saw your post,
and we figured we'd come help.
284
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,100
That's so incredibly nice of you.
285
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,353
You're literally the only ones
who've come out.
286
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,980
We really love dogs.
287
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,273
Yeah, they're the best.
288
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,776
Someone found his collar
near Ojai and Montgomery.
289
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,111
Maybe someone found him, then.
290
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,697
Do you know how he got out?
291
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,658
I'm pretty sure Josh left the door open.
292
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,452
I mean, he swears he didn't.
293
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,914
Oh, I don't know. Maybe it was me.
294
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,293
God, if this is my fault…
295
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,797
I mean, he's just an innocent little dog.
All he wanted was to make us happy.
296
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:46,385
He probably ran out the door to find us
'cause he fucking hates being alone.
297
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,513
If he's dead, and it's my fault, I just…
I don't know. I don't even know.
298
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,017
No, no, no. Don't think like that.
299
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,269
We'll help you look,
however long it takes.
300
00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:01,274
I've gotta get to the club for a session.
I don't think we can help too long.
301
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,984
You go back. I can Uber home.
302
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,820
No, no, no, no, no.
You… you don't need to do that.
303
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,239
Yeah, I don't think that's the best idea.
304
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,619
Austin, I can meet you back at home.
I really wanna do this.
305
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,455
I guess I could drive her back.
306
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,458
I'll have her back by curfew.
307
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,589
Just make sure you take it easy. Yeah?
308
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:28,093
This one time, I thought I lost my keys,
and then they appeared out of nowhere, so…
309
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,347
Oh.
310
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,516
- Uh, can I help you with those?
- Um, yeah.
311
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,102
Um, except I've done this whole street,
so there's no point.
312
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,021
Don't need to go all the way to the end.
313
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,690
Everybody on this block
is just fucking useless.
314
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,693
Whoo!
315
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,030
Laid back
316
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:52,034
Laid back
317
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,119
Laid back
318
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,957
I'll give you laid back
319
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,668
He's good, isn't he?
320
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,337
Laid back
321
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,424
Laid back
322
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:13,722
Laid back, we'll give you laid back
323
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:18,893
Under and under
And under and under and under
324
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:22,272
The smell of repetition
Really is on you
325
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:26,442
And when you feel this way
I really am with you
326
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:29,862
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
327
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:33,116
S-E-X-I-N-G
328
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:36,078
C-A-S-I-O
329
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,914
P-O-K-E
330
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,042
Y-O-U
331
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,129
M-E
332
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,173
I
333
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,970
"Stuck in Utah with Troy and Hot Chip."
334
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,097
"Will explain later."
335
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,851
Can you fucking believe it?
336
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:04,230
He's off traipsing around doing his usual
GM bullshit fucking nonsense with Troy,
337
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:07,400
while you, the fucking Gen Z employee,
no offense,
338
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,403
are out in the middle of nowhere with me.
339
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,822
Fuck him. I hate that guy.
340
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,449
- No offense.
- No, fuck him. Fuck him.
341
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,909
We'll find Burberry on our own.
342
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:20,246
Okay, so someone heard a bark over here,
a ranch, a mile east,
343
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:23,875
and then that nice portly lady
heard tapping at the door here.
344
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,127
So, if we triangulate
from where his collar was found,
345
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,838
which is here, and given the fact
that he hates the cold,
346
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,883
he would head towards the area
last touched by the sun,
347
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,428
which is here, right?
348
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,598
Yeah, yeah, of course.
349
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,433
Wait.
350
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,310
No, yeah, that's right. Mm-hmm.
351
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,853
I've gone mad, haven't I?
352
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,314
No.
353
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,524
No, no, I, uh…
354
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,193
I totally get it.
355
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,445
I just went through a health thing.
356
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,824
Oh God, yes.
Josh said he sent David for you.
357
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:57,993
That was so nice of him.
358
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,661
So what happened?
359
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:03,665
Uh, I had to have an ovary removed.
360
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,668
You had an ovary removed?
361
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,129
Yeah, and, you know,
362
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,798
it makes having a kid
a lot harder, obviously,
363
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,508
and I definitely wanna be a mom,
364
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:18,430
so I totally get, like, being overwhelmed
when you lose something important.
365
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,475
I guess it was a good thing
you got that health insurance, then.
366
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,936
Right?
367
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,814
- Thank you for understanding.
- Yeah.
368
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,525
I just know that Berry's still out there,
and I'm not gonna stop looking.
369
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,821
Honestly, it's the healthiest thing
you can do, probably.
370
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,866
Yeah, well, I'm out of practice
in that regard, trusting myself.
371
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:39,409
What?
372
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,912
No way. You're… you're so confident.
373
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,622
And independent.
374
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,626
I'm honestly so impressed you're out here
on your own. I'd be a mess.
375
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:53,966
Are you okay?
376
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,176
Do you wanna talk?
377
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,930
No, I'm fine. It's just, you know,
378
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,766
typical marriage stuff.
379
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,519
Does Josh not treat you well?
380
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,063
Mm, it's complicated.
381
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,024
That night we saw you two fighting.
382
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,443
Does that happen often?
383
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,529
No.
384
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,906
No, I mean, not like that.
385
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:22,870
Does he make you do things
you don't wanna do, like financially?
386
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:25,998
What are you suggesting?
387
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,957
Nothing. Nothing.
388
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:31,962
I just know that money is the main thing
that Austin and I argue about.
389
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:33,589
Yeah.
390
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,425
Well, that never really goes away.
391
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,178
Anyway, it's getting late.
I've still got to check the hiking trails.
392
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,596
I'm gonna call you an Uber.
393
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,680
Where are we?
394
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:43,598
Look,
395
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,644
I know I don't know you very well,
but you seem, like,
396
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,730
so perfect.
397
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,149
And, like, I… I don't know
your guys' history or whatever,
398
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,568
but Josh kind of doesn't deserve you.
399
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,612
You know, like, if he wants to be in Utah
400
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,780
or threaten you
401
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,699
or, like, be all shady and stuff,
402
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,703
then you should just kick him to the curb
'cause you're awesome.
403
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:10,292
You know, and you're so pretty.
Like, you could have anybody you want.
404
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,377
- You're just being nice.
- No, I mean it.
405
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,506
I literally hope I look
half as good as you when I'm your age.
406
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:20,719
Let's get you home.
407
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,478
What are you doing to your daddy?
408
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,647
What's that food?
409
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,942
- Can I interest you in a nightcap?
- Uh, no, thanks. I'm all good.
410
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:39,154
Sure? It's a Yamasaki 25 single malt.
411
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,281
Yeah, I'll have a little bit.
412
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,411
Wow.
413
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,413
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
414
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,601
- Hey, you're up too, huh?
- Hey.
415
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,479
- Yeah, yeah.
- Ooh.
416
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,941
- I hate turbulence.
- Yeah.
417
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,819
Rocky Mountains, huh?
418
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:23,781
Hey. Thanks again for tonight.
419
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:24,908
That was so much fun.
420
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,537
No, really, I haven't had
that much fun in a long time.
421
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:30,997
My pleasure.
422
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:34,166
Sometimes you just gotta recharge
with the boys
423
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,670
so you can plug back into the Matrix.
424
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:39,298
Ain't that the truth.
425
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:43,260
- Hey.
- Huh?
426
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,512
How are you and Ava? Are you guys happy?
427
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,097
Oh yeah. Yeah.
428
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,267
Good sex and good food.
429
00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:54,229
All you need for a successful marriage.
430
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,982
That's great. That's really good.
431
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,571
You and Lindsay good?
432
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:04,281
Ups and downs.
433
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:06,700
Got it.
434
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:10,495
So the sex is bad. How's the food?
435
00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:12,497
We order DoorDash every day.
436
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,834
These apps are killing us, man.
437
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,087
Fucking killing us.
438
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:23,258
Do you think that I've changed
since I've been with Lindsay?
439
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:27,387
Oh yeah. Big time, big time.
440
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,432
You kind of sucked before that.
441
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:32,768
I wasn't that bad.
442
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:39,483
You were hooking up with a new girl
every week like a goddamn coyote.
443
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:45,321
Yeah, but… did I seem happier?
444
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,324
Depends on how you define happy.
445
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:52,037
Hey, every relationship
goes through rough patches.
446
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,748
Lindsay's good for you, man.
447
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:58,292
When you started at the club,
you were an aimless kid,
448
00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:01,963
and now, you know,
you're, like, this GM head honcho, dude.
449
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,842
Can't throw away
someone who's made you better.
450
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:09,763
- Yeah.
- I get it though. I get…
451
00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:12,057
Oh fuck.
452
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,684
We all get tempted, man.
453
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:16,770
What?
454
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:19,856
Ashley.
455
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:23,401
Bev cart to office associate?
You think I don't know?
456
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,361
Oh, no, no, no. It's nothing like that.
457
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:27,655
Okay, so now
you're gonna outplay the player?
458
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:28,906
- Dude.
- Think about it.
459
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:31,117
Heard you fired Deb for that shit.
460
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:34,036
- You think I don't know this?
- No, you… you really don't know.
461
00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:36,330
Listen, I'm not saying
I'm not proud of you.
462
00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:39,166
I'm just saying you gotta be more careful
with that stuff.
463
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,627
Same sitch with my first wife.
464
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:44,506
Remember Nicole from my office, huh?
465
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:50,303
The moment you finish,
you're gonna want Lindsay back.
466
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:52,806
Trust.
467
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,183
Don't shit where you eat.
468
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,561
Okay.
469
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,021
Unless you really gotta go.
470
00:24:02,065 --> 00:24:03,567
Then I'd just, you know…
471
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,116
Burberry!
472
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,620
Burberry!
473
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,295
Treats!
474
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,338
Treats!
475
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,593
Where are you? Mummy's got treats!
476
00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:01,291
Burberry?
477
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:04,627
Burberry! I'm coming!
478
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:05,711
Berry!
479
00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:08,339
Here's Mummy! Where are you?
480
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,049
Berry, can you hear me?
481
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,176
Berry!
482
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,388
Fuck off!
483
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:23,104
Stay away!
484
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,065
I know this isn't your fault!
485
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,275
We took your land!
486
00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:30,111
Stay away!
487
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:33,073
Fuck off, coyote! Fuck off!
488
00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:36,159
No!
489
00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:51,758
Oh my God.
490
00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:05,272
Oh God. Is he… is he okay?
491
00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:10,485
They're operating on him now.
He got… bitten pretty badly.
492
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:14,864
Is Dr. Kemper doing the surgery?
I called ahead to put in a good word.
493
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,742
Yeah, it's Kemper.
Thank you for doing that.
494
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,162
Okay, of course.
495
00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:26,376
He's gonna be okay. He's gonna be okay.
496
00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:38,638
I'm sorry I left the door open.
497
00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,561
It was probably me.
498
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,232
Are you okay?
499
00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:53,111
No.
500
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,155
I'm not.
501
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:02,203
- This isn't working.
- I know. I know.
502
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,042
We need a divorce.
503
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,048
I know.
504
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,513
I'm so sorry.
505
00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:46,164
Our hearts are free
506
00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:51,627
So tell me
What's wrong with the feeling
507
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:56,340
I'm a flower, you're the bee
508
00:27:56,341 --> 00:28:00,470
It's much older than you and me
509
00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:04,974
I'm in love, I'm alive
510
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:10,521
I belong to the stars and sky
511
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:14,693
Let's forget who we are for one night
512
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:19,988
We're not animals, baby
It's the people who lie
513
00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:22,825
I want real love, baby
514
00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:24,827
Ooh, don't leave me waiting
515
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:27,579
I've got real love, maybe
516
00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:29,832
Wait until you taste me
517
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:32,251
I want real love, baby
518
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:34,253
There's a world inside me
519
00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:36,839
Got the key, just use it
520
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,841
Just if for a minute
521
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:42,762
Our hearts are free
522
00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:47,850
So tell me
What's wrong with the feeling
523
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:52,730
I'm a flower, you're the bee
524
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:56,860
It's much older than you and me
525
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,614
I'm in love, I'm alive
526
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:06,453
I belong to the stars and sky
527
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:11,166
Let's forget who we are for one night
528
00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:16,336
We're not animals, baby
It's the people who lie
529
00:29:16,337 --> 00:29:19,131
I want real love, baby
530
00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:21,216
Ooh, don't leave me waiting
531
00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:23,678
I've got real love, maybe