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You know, now that CeeCee's
starting to walk,
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we should think about
babyproofing this place.
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We didn't babyproof the house
for you or your brother,
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and you both lived.
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Have you forgotten that Connor
stuck a butter knife
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in an outlet?
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And he lived. Your point?
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Might explain the way he is.
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You mean
my electric personality?
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JIM: Hey. Hey.
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Brought dinner.
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Ooh, meat lovers.
What's the occasion?
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Well, thanks to your husband,
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we're handling all the auto
business for the high school.
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[gasps]
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I'm bringin' home the bacon,
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and the sausage
and the pepperoni.
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All of their tires, huh?
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I'm impressed.
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But...
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No buts. Way to go.
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Still feels like there's
a "but" coming.
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You feel it, I feel it, too.
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You two are impossible.
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See, that feels better.
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Got a pretty hefty commission
check coming your way.
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We sure need it, given our
ginormous credit card debt.
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You mean my ginormous
credit card debt.
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I was tryin' to be nice.
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Try harder.
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Your ginormous credit card debt
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does not diminish
my love for you.
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That is nicer.
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I was thinkin', how about
we take some of my commission
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and go have a fancy dinner
somewhere?
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No, that's okay,
we don't have to.
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You sure?
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Celebrate that we're finally
makin' some money.
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You're making some money.
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You're mad about that?
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Of course not.
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'Cause that'd be a weird thing
to be mad about.
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Yeah, well, I'm not.
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Good.
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Yeah, I'm really proud of you.
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Probably a nicer way to say it.
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Okay, fine, it pisses me off.
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There we go.
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It just makes me feel like
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I'm-I'm not contributing
anything.
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Honey, it ain't a competition.
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Yes, it is and I'm losing.
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You want me to earn less?
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Look, I went to college,
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I have a Bachelor of Arts degree
in communications.
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I should be making
more than you.
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Well, what's stoppin' you?
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Oh, come on, put that diploma
to use, talk to me.
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♪
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[coos]
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[clicks tongue]
Can I get you anything else?
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Tea's fine. Mm.
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You sure? Slice of pie?
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What kind of pie you got?
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Apple, pecan, lemon meringue.
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Nah, I get my pie
from the Waffle House.
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Right.
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[sighs heavily]
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I could use some more hot water.
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Can I get you another tea bag?
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You gonna charge me for it?
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Yes.
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Water's fine.
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[sighs]
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You charge for lemon?
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No.
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Thank you.
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You know, I went to college.
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[rock music plays on radio][sighs]
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FEMALE DJ: We'll be back with
more of today's hits right after this.
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ANNOUNCER: Do you feel like
your potential isn't being maximized?
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Oh, you got to be kidding me.
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Could you use some extra money?
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Does a bear crap in the woods?
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Would you like
to be your own boss?
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I don't care,
just say how to do it.
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So it's basically selling
vitamins, and diet shakes,
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and health bars.
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And I can make my own schedule
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so I can keep my job
at the diner
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and I can still be here
for CeeCee.
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Have you ever worked in sales?
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No, but how hard can it be
selling diet stuff to Texans...
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everybody's chunky.
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Okay. When do you start?
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Well, here's the thing...
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you know that old saying,
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"You gotta spend money
to make money?"
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Uh-huh.
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Well, there you go.
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How much?
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Well, obviously I'd
make it back real fast.
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How much? And keep in mind,
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sales is all about
communication.
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And what do I have a degree in?
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Are you gonna tell me or not?
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It's $1,200.
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That's my whole commission
from the school account.
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Meant to be, huh?
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Just so I'm clear,
are you competing with me
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or are we on the same team?
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[scoffs]: How can
you even ask that?
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Of course we're
on the same team.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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Just a word of warnin'...
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sales is not as easy
as you think.
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It's not?
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I just got you to
fork over 1,200 bucks.
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God, I am so
turned on right now.
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[breathes deeply]
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep
in this area.
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I just wanted
to introduce myself
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and see if you had a few minutes
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to hear about
our exciting products.
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How did you get
in this building?
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Oh, well, I waited
till somebody was coming out...
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[door slams shut]
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep
in this area.
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I just wrapped things up
with your neighbor
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and she... Which neighbor?
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Well, right next door.
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Joan gave you money?
She owes me money.
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Well, I don't really
know about...
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Joan! Joan!
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Why are you buying crap
from this bimbo
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when you owe me for
the lotto tickets?!
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I know you're in there!
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Joan!
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep
in the...
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister. Uh...
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Hi. I'm Mandy... [whimpers]
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[inhales]
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MANDY:
I didn't even say anything!
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Hey. Hey.
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Can I make you a plate?
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Sure.
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So?
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How'd it go?
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Great. Just great.
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It's important to keep in mind,
selling is like an art.
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You know, it takes time
to learn the...
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Somebody else talk.
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Yeah, when I was young,
I tried sellin' door-to-door.
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It was rough.
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Yeah, how young?
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Oh, real young, 16.
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So three years ago.
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That's a big chuck of my life.
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The point is is I got better.
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Oh, good for you.
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I see why you stopped talkin'.
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Relax, okay? I'm not mad at you.
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Great. So you gonna pack it in?
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Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?
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No, we'd be out 1,200 bucks.
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You'd be out 1,200 bucks.
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Well, I thought we're
on the same team.
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We are.
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You spent $1,200
to sell diet food to Texans?
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Georgie thought it
was a good idea.
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I was tryin' to be supportive.
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So you were lying?
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I was supportin'.
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Okay, no sense
throwing blame around.
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If you're not gonna quit,
what's the plan?
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Well, door-to-door's
a waste of time.
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I need to set up someplace
people come to me.
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Maybe in front of
a grocery store or something.
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Lot of foot traffic,
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people feelin' guilty about
junk food. That's smart.
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Yeah, that's why I said it.
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Go team.
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You know, I was thinking,
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maybe we should buy
some of Mandy's diet crap.
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You know, get her started.
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Really?
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Have you forgotten
the Girl Scout cookies?
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The crying, the tantrums.
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"Daddy, nobody buys my cookies."
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She ended up selling a bunch.
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To you.
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Oh, like you don't enjoy
a Thin Mint out of the freezer.
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You know, she's not
a little girl anymore.
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You can't keep
coddling her. [scoffs]
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You coddle Connor...
what's the difference?
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He's a late bloomer.
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He's 26.
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He bloomed.
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This is the bloom.
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You know very well he requires
a little extra love.
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He requires
a swift kick in the ass.[scoffs]
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You don't mean that.[sighs]
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You could at least make him
chip in around the house,
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you know, maybe do
his own laundry.
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That seems fair.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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What?
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I wasn't prepared
to win an argument.
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You want to tell him?
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I kind of do.
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Go for it.
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Hey, uh, just so we're clear,
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I'm gonna tell him
we agreed on this.
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I don't want him coming to you
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and playing us
against each other.
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Smart.
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All right.
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Ooh.
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What if he gives me a hard time?
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Then he will have dirty clothes.
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Consequences.
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That's good.
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♪
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Hi! Would you like to sample one
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of our delicious diet shakes
or nutrition bars?
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Okay, maybe on the way out!
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00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:06,300
Hi, ma'am,
would you like to sample
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one of our delicious
diet shakes?
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Not that I think you're fat!
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'Cause I don't!
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Hey.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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Oh, just wanted to come check in
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on my favorite saleslady.
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How's it going?
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Good. Uh, passing out samples,
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getting people excited
about the product.
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Oh, excuse me,
may I interest you
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in a free sample of a...
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I'm a person! I have feelings!
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Hey, maybe instead of
just launching
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right into your sales pitch,
you try to find
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something personal
you can connect about.
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I got this, Georgie.
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Watch this.
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Hook 'em, Horns.
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Hell yeah.
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That game against A&M,
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they got robbed.
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100%.
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What's all this?
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A scientifically designed
diet system.
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Here, try one.
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Not only tastes great...
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it's developed by doctors
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to help you drop weight
jiffy quick.
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I could probably lose a few.
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How much?
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Oh, normally $15.
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00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:07,056
But we're having
a special... two for $20.
268
00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:08,842
Well, then give me two.
269
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,455
Get ready to wear
smaller clothes, my friend.
270
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,327
See you at the beach!
271
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,939
Look at that... your first sale!
272
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,681
♪
273
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,862
♪
274
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,081
How's it going?
275
00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:33,475
Fine.
276
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:38,001
You know how to use the
fabric softeners and whatnot?
277
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,568
There's instructions
on the bottle.
278
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:41,962
Right.
279
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,225
Good for you.
280
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,749
So all these years your
mother did your laundry,
281
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,186
you were perfectly capable
of doing it yourself?
282
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,841
Yes.
283
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,451
Why didn't you ever do it?
284
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:55,845
No one asked me.
285
00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,761
So if I asked you to...
286
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,197
clean the bathroom,
do the dishes,
287
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,722
take out the garbage, you would?
288
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:04,853
Yes.
289
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,942
[chuckles softly]
290
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,117
Okay.
291
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,553
Well, then...
292
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,165
do those things.
293
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,255
Okay.
294
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,130
[quietly]: This is crazy.
295
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,612
[door opens]
GEORGIE: Oh, come on!
296
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:25,744
- You were right there!
- Yeah.
297
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,875
Watching you do it for me.
298
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,224
I was just trying to help.
299
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,573
Well, I didn't ask
for your help.
300
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,053
What's going on?
301
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,402
My husband thinks I'm an idiot.
302
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,403
No, I don't.
303
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:34,970
You just think I suck at sales.
304
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,059
Which don't make you an idiot.
305
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,452
He's right.
306
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,280
"Which don't."
307
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,238
Mandy, selling is in my blood.
308
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:43,326
It's what I do.
309
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:45,111
Why can't you just
let me help you?
310
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,113
Because I wanted
to do it on my own.
311
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,418
That's just crazy.
312
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,811
If I was trying to be
a waitress in a diner,
313
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,292
I'd ask you for help.
314
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,641
Now, see, that right there,
315
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,296
that is what an
idiot sounds like.
316
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,386
♪
317
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,781
Georgie?
318
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,434
Ms. Hutchins?
319
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,219
You quit working
at the high school?
320
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,134
No, I do both.
321
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,483
This one for the money,
322
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,791
high school librarian
for the glamour.
323
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,183
What brings you by?
324
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:17,099
I'm kind of looking
for a book on relationships.
325
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,275
My wife and I
are having a bit of a spat.
326
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,581
You're married?
327
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,278
Got a baby, too.
328
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:24,193
Oh, you knocked her up.
329
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:25,979
That makes more sense.
330
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,589
Speaking of making sense,
331
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,765
you got any books that
explain women or marriage
332
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,636
or whatever it is I did wrong?
333
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,421
Oh. I have just the thing.
334
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,336
You married?
335
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:37,816
Me?
336
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:41,342
Oh, I'm too busy
having fun to settle down.
337
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,476
Try this.
338
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,478
Men Are from Mars,
339
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,306
Women Are from Venus.
340
00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:53,048
Hmm. That explains a lot.
341
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,267
Have you read it?
342
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,138
Several times.
343
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,270
Did it work?
344
00:13:57,271 --> 00:14:00,447
Yes, my love life is fantastic.
345
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,318
Do you want the book or not?
346
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:03,799
Sure.
347
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:06,670
I'm young and married,
348
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,150
you're old and alone.
349
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,327
It's funny how things work out.
350
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,243
Hilarious.
351
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,506
♪
352
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:18,117
[commentator
speaking indistinctly on TV]
353
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,988
Did you put the dishes away?
354
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,555
Connor did.
355
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,036
Oh.
356
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,299
And the ball is snapped.
357
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,388
Don't forget...
tomorrow's garbage day.
358
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,043
Connor took the cans down.
359
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,522
Oh.
360
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:33,916
Good.
361
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,004
Bathroom's clean.
362
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,746
Attaboy.
363
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:40,922
What did you say to him?
364
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,837
I just asked.
365
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,883
Just over nine minutes
to go in this...
366
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,015
I don't know
how I feel about this.
367
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,625
What's the problem?
368
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:52,151
[sighs] I guess I'm just used
to taking care of him.
369
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,718
Aw. 'Cause he's your baby boy?
370
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,024
- Yeah.
- Hmm?
371
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,721
Well, if it makes
you feel any better,
372
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,158
you can always take care of me.
373
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,725
Oh, it's not the same!
374
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,162
Brought you a fresh one, Dad.
375
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,121
Thank you, son.[chuckles softly]
376
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,605
It's a tough night for you, huh?
377
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,913
Aw. She's adorable.
378
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,392
MANDY: Oh.
379
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,524
Thank you.
380
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,178
Don't you love being a mom?
381
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,527
I do.
382
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,529
She's everything to me.
383
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,183
But there are some days
where I feel like
384
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,011
all I am is "CeeCee's mom."
[chuckles]
385
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,969
And that is not enough.
386
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,797
I have more
to offer the world than...
387
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:32,408
changing diapers
and blending bananas.
388
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,193
I get that.
389
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,325
You want to know something?
390
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,848
I just took a sales job,
391
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,460
not because I needed it
but because
392
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,244
I wanted something
I could call my own.
393
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:45,030
And my husband...
bless his dumb, redneck heart...
394
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,032
swooped in
and took it away from me.
395
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,077
They think they can
fix everything.
396
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,557
Why don't they get us?
397
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,255
Because they're
self-centered sons of bitches.
398
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,083
You got that right.
399
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,563
So what are you selling?
400
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,478
Oh, uh, it doesn't matter.
401
00:15:58,479 --> 00:15:59,609
Yes, it does.
402
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,655
It matters very much.
403
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:03,396
Oh, uh, well...
404
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:06,181
diet shakes, vitamins,
nutrition bars.
405
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:09,445
Oh. I could probably lose
a little bit of the baby weight.
406
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,753
Oh, well, don't say that.
You're beautiful.
407
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,669
$15 a box, two for $20.
408
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:16,583
I'll take two.
409
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:17,584
Yeah, same here.
410
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:18,585
- I'll take eight.
- MANDY: Okay.
411
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:19,979
Hang on. Let me write this down.
412
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,246
[singsongy]: Hello.
413
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,987
Hey. How'd her checkup go?[door closes]
414
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,684
Great, good,
she might need glasses.
415
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,120
More importantly, I
made a ton of sales
416
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,427
and I did it all by myself.
417
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:37,691
- That's amazing.
- You're darn right it's amazing.
418
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:38,780
What's that?
419
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,521
Men Are from Mars,
Women Are from Venus.
420
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,131
You're kidding.
421
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:46,047
They ain't really.
It's just a metaphor.
422
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,614
[chuckles]
423
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:48,919
Yeah, I got it.
424
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,660
Uh, why are you reading it?
425
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,881
Well, I'm trying to be
a better husband.
426
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:54,925
You'd do that for me?
427
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,102
I'd do anything for you.
428
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,757
I didn't think that
included reading a book.
429
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,324
Not just any book...
430
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,066
a long-ass, boring one.
431
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,025
Yeah, well, what'd you learn?
432
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,505
Well, in a nutshell,
all you gals want
433
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:12,160
is to be heard and have
your feelings validated.
434
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,510
Huh. All us gals.
435
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,209
Sorry. All you girls.
436
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,211
Ladies?
437
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,692
Well, I know it ain't "chicks." [scoffs]
438
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:23,954
Well, what about all you fellas?
439
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,869
Well, that's interesting.
Turns out
440
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,175
men are problem solvers.
441
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,698
We like to fix stuff.
442
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,091
But here's
where it gets tricky...
443
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,440
y'all don't want us
to fix stuff.
444
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:32,834
You just want to complain.
445
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:36,794
[exhales]
446
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,712
Whatever you're feeling,
I acknowledge it!
447
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,759
♪
448
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,592
♪
449
00:17:57,598 --> 00:18:00,556
- Hi.
- I told you, I don't want what you're selling.
450
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,558
I know. And-and I'm not selling.
451
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,343
I just came by to apologize.
452
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,432
For what?
453
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,825
Well, this is hard for me,
454
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:11,001
but I was trying
to prove to my husband
455
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,916
that I-I'm-I'm more
than just a mom.
456
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,092
But maybe I'm kidding myself.
457
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,702
I mean, maybe that's all I am.
458
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,573
I had a husband like that.
459
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:18,705
So you understand.
460
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,141
I mean, no matter
how hard you work,
461
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:23,013
you're always the junior partner
in the relationship.
462
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,406
Second-class citizen.
463
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:25,495
Exactly.
464
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,497
Anyway, I'll-I'll
leave you alone. I just...
465
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,892
I wanted to tell you how sorry
I am for bothering you.
466
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,070
Hang on!
467
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,986
Tell me about what
you're selling.
468
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,120
Oh, I'm just so glad you asked!
469
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:49,953
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