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Hey, you know the rule...
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whoever finishes the coffee's
got to make more.
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That's the rule, huh?
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Yeah.
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And who made the rule?
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Well, uh, me.
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Cheers.
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Without rules, we got anarchy!
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JIM:
Georgie, can I see you a sec?
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- Shut the door.
- Am I in trouble?
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- No.
- Am I getting a raise?
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- No.
- Is it about my coffee rule?
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Just sit.
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I need you
to cover the store this weekend.
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Where are you gonna be?
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Tire convention in New Orleans.
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And you ain't taking me?
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Why would I?
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Well, a tire convention's
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like going to Dollywood,
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but better 'cause there's tires.
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Well, I need you here.
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What about Ruben?
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Well, you're gonna
take over the store someday.
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This is how
you get your feet wet.
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[sighs] But he hates it
when you leave me in charge.
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- Oh, he's fine.
- So you told him?
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No, that's why the door's shut.
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Well, I don't want to tell him.
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Son, dealing
with disgruntled employees
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is part of the job.
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Then why don't you do it?
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Well, I'm dealing with you.
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You're disgruntled. I'm done.
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Fine.
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This is good for you.
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You mean it's good for you.
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Same thing.
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Ruben, just a heads-up.
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Mr. McAllister's going
out of town,
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and he's leaving me in charge.
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That makes sense.
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You have been here
several months.
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Just so you know,
I don't even think of it
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as me being in charge.
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I think of us more as partners,
like Tango and Cash.
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I don't know what that is.
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You ain't never seen
Tango & Cash? Kurt Russell,
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Sylvester Stallone?
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- Go make coffee.
- Yes, sir.
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[coos]
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Before you leave, would you
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take a look
at the toilet in our bathroom?
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Oh, you just have
to jiggle the handle.
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I prefer not to jiggle, Jim.
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Okay, okay.
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Where you going?
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New Orleans, tire convention.
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Oh. Are you taking Georgie?
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Why would I? Why wouldn't you?
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He's great at networking,
people like him.
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- I'm a fan.
- Thank you, Bubba.
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So can I?
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- You really want to?
- I do.
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Okay, fine. I'll tell Ruben
he has to run the shop.
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I'll tell him.
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No, this is good news.
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Boss gets to give the good news.
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So, all these years,
I've offered to go with you,
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and you've always said no.
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Well, I just didn't think
you'd care
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about a bunch of dudes talking
about advances in tire treads.
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Goodyear's got
this new Aquatred.
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It's designed to shed water
twice as fast as a normal tire.
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It's something else.
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See?
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- You'll be okay with CeeCee.
- while I'm gone? - Of course.
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Plus, Grandma's here.
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And I can always lend a hand.
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Have you ever even held a baby?
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I've held an accordion.
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How different can it be?
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You don't squeeze a baby.
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Got it.
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"The Goodyear Regatta is
a long-wearing,
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"quiet-riding, touring radial.
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It has a wide tread
for responsive handling."
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Are you reading her
a tire catalogue?
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It ain't about the story.
It's about the performance.
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Give me that little nugget.
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Come here. Come here, baby.
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- There you go.
- Up, sweetie.
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It's gonna be hard
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to be away from her.
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What about me?
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It's different.
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You already got teeth
and know how to walk.
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I am the whole package.
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It's kind of exciting,
your dad talking
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about me taking
over the store someday.
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Mm-hmm. You're gonna be
the tire king of Medford.
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Forget Medford. I'm gonna be
the tire king of Texas.
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And does the tire king of Texas
still live with my parents?
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Hell no. He's got a giant house.
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Ooh. I like that.
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Oh, and a big old pool
in the shape of a tire.
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So a circle.
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Well... yeah.
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I can't wait
to meet the Hankook tire guys.
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Mm-hmm.
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I learned how to say "hi"
in Korean. Annyeong.
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How'd you learn that?
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Called Sheldon.
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He also taught me,
"Hwajangsilyi eodieya."
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- What's that mean?
- Where's the bathroom?
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Why does your brother
know Korean?
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Why does he know Klingon?
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I've learned not to ask.
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Listen, something
I got to tell you.
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Sure. What's up?
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You won't be meeting any Koreans
on this trip.
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Why not?
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We're not going
to the convention.
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Where we going?
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To a riverboat casino.
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I don't understand.
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Well, it's the same
as a regular casino,
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only it floats.
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So this whole trip's a lie?
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Not the whole trip.
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Just the part about the
convention and us going to it.
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Well, why'd you even invite me?
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Uh, I didn't invite you.
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What am I supposed
to tell Mandy?
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Just tell her that we went
to a tire convention.
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I don't want to lie to my wife.
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Oh, don't think of it as a lie.
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Then what is it?
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It's more of a yarn, tall tale,
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you know, make-'em-ups.
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What?
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Look, just don't tell Mandy!
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All right? She'll tell Audrey,
and then I'm in for it.
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Oh, Mr. McAllister, this is not
a good color on you.
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Look, you're making too
big a deal out of this.
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Okay? We're gonna
have a great time.
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Look, no one gets hurt,
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and we can talk
about tires all you want.
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Isn't that basically
what happens at a convention?
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No!
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Oh, how would you know?
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You ain't never been to one.
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[footsteps approaching]
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Ooh. What happened here?
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CeeCee and I had a disagreement
over lunch.
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I wanted it in her mouth,
she thought otherwise.
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You've got some banana
in your hair.
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Oh, no, that's from breakfast,
but thank you.
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Hey, when you're done,
would you like
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to go clothes shopping with me?
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Oh. What's the occasion?
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Well, the boys are out
having fun.
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Why shouldn't we?
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I don't know if I'd call
a tire convention fun.
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Oh, Amanda,
there's no tire convention.
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The boys are going
to a riverboat casino to gamble.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, your father
does this every year.
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He thinks I don't know.
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Wait. I don't understand.
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If you know he's lying,
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why aren't you calling him
on it?
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Well, I considered that,
but then I realized,
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I get a weekend to myself.
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And someday,
if we ever have a bad fight,
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I can use this to crush him.
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That is really sick.
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Thank you.
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Wait. Does Georgie know?
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No.
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No, he doesn't know.
He wouldn't lie to me like that.
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Well, maybe, maybe not.
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Oh, what happened
when you first met?
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Something about his age?
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That was different. He only lied
to have sex with me.
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How is that better?
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Didn't say better.
I said different.
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If I'm gonna do this, we got
to get our story straight.
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There were tires, we saw them,
the story is straight.
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What if Mandy asks
for more details?
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Well, that's the great thing
about tires.
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No one ever wants
to hear about 'em.
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It's not just about tires.
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Did we go to dinner
with any sales reps?
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Sure.
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- Where'd they take us?
- I don't know. Steakhouse.
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- What did we get?
- I had a shrimp cocktail and a salad.
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No one's gonna believe
you ordered a salad!
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It doesn't matter!
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She's gonna figure it out!
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Listen, I've been
doing this for ten years.
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Audrey has no idea.
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How long have you known?
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About ten years.
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Why didn't you tell me
before they left?
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I didn't want
to give up my weekend.
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[scoffs] Or did you want to see
if Georgie would lie to me?
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No, that's just gravy.
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Well, I'm sure
he's gonna tell me the truth.
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Exciting, isn't it?
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When he calls to check in,
I'm gonna tell him.
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You will not. Then your father
will know that I know.
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But you're also lying to him,
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because you know
he's lying to you.
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It's not lying
to let him think that I think
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his lie is the truth when
the truth is, I know it's a lie.
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Okay, I don't follow,
but I'm pretty sure I disagree!
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I have to say, I'm glad
you're uncomfortable
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lying to my daughter.
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I'm glad you're glad.
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Speaks well of you.
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I'm a heck of a guy.
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Listen, this
weekend's happening.
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You might as well have fun.
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Can I even get into a casino?
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I ain't 21.
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Oh, you're telling me Georgie
Cooper don't have a fake ID?
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You're starting
to get on my nerves.
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[laughs] That's what I thought.
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What if I win money? Where do I
tell Mandy it came from?
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You don't tell her.
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So another lie.
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No, it... it's the same lie.
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Just buy her something nice,
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she won't ask
where the money came from.
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- Okay, I guess I can do this.
- Attaboy.
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We just need to nail down what
we ordered at the steakhouse.
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Oh, my God. We had steaks!
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That's good. Steaks.
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- I got to call Mandy.
- Why?
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Well, I told her I would
when we got checked in.
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Fine, but just keep it
short and sweet.
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I don't about short, but lucky
for you, sweet comes natural.
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I wish you would've
let me buy you something.
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00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,865
Well, I said
I liked that striped top.
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I meant something
you looked good in.
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[phone rings] Oh!
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That might be Georgie.
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Do not tell him you know.
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Shh.
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Hello?
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Hey, just wanted to let
you know we made it.
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Good, good.
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How was the drive?
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Fine, fine.
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00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,364
Great, great.
258
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:28,801
Big day tomorrow?
259
00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,237
Yeah.
260
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,543
I think
we're gonna turn in soon.
261
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:33,675
Sure.
262
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,155
Lot of meetings lined up?
263
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,853
Yeah, I think so.
264
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,768
I'm just following
your dad's lead.
265
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:42,162
Yeah, well, he has been
to so many of these,
266
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:43,554
you're in good hands.
267
00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:46,340
Yep. Well-well,
give CeeCee a kiss for me.
268
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:47,734
You got it.
269
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,606
I love you.
270
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,565
I love you, too.
271
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,352
You lying bastard!
272
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,007
He didn't tell you?
273
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,530
Oh, shut up.
274
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,314
You know what'd be fun?
275
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,534
Let's you and me go out
and have a drink.
276
00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,362
Uh, hello, I have a baby.
277
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:11,582
I know, but Connor can watch
CeeCee for an hour or two.
278
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:14,020
Uh... Come on, I'm buying.
279
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,065
Fine.
280
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,458
Great!
281
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,200
We can tell people
we're sisters.
282
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,203
♪
283
00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:27,076
What's become of me?
284
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:29,645
[water running][Jim vocalizing]
285
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,216
[playing music][phone rings]
286
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:37,784
[music shuts off]
287
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,437
Hello?
288
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:41,787
Hey, Connor, it's Georgie.
289
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:42,875
Can I talk to Mandy?
290
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,441
She went out with my mom.
291
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,052
Who's watchin' the baby?
292
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,444
I am.
293
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:48,794
You know how to do that?
294
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,622
No, but I'm learning on the job.
295
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:54,452
Okay, well, keep in mind
that's the only kid I got.
296
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,412
Not to worry, we're having
a great time rocking out.
297
00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,848
I'll try again later.
298
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:00,894
Bye.
299
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,766
Okay.
300
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:08,378
This is a song about me and you.
301
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:10,468
♪
302
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,644
♪ Now this right here's
a story ♪
303
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,385
♪ About a baby and a man
304
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,605
♪ One day they got together
305
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,739
♪ And decided to form a band
306
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,481
♪ Now the baby didn't do much
307
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,788
♪ And the man wrote
all the songs ♪
308
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,834
♪ But it didn't seem to matter
309
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,838
♪ With how well they got along
310
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:37,233
♪ Baby-man, baby-man
311
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,758
♪ One member is a baby
312
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,804
♪ And the other is a man
313
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:46,721
♪ Baby-man, baby-man
314
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,984
♪ Believe me
you will never see ♪
315
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:52,684
♪ A spectacle so grand.
316
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,602
[country music playing]
317
00:12:58,603 --> 00:12:59,952
You know, in all these years
318
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,171
I don't think we've ever had
a drink together.
319
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,694
Well, I used to steal
out of your liquor cabinet.
320
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,261
Does that count?
321
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:08,003
You know what I mean.
322
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,876
I don't think I've ever seen
you drink a beer before.
323
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,009
Mm, you didn't know me
in high school.
324
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,361
Oh, really, were you the
bad girl at the sock hop?
325
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,929
Don't make fun of sock hops.
326
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,714
I had my first kiss
at the sock hop.
327
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,847
Ooh, in the backseat of a car?
328
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,414
No, in the front seat.
329
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:28,895
I was a good girl.
330
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,202
Hey, can I ask you
a serious question?
331
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,377
Of course.
332
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:35,683
Are you and Dad okay?
333
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,903
What do you mean?
334
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,079
Well, you're lying, he's lying.
335
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,820
That doesn't concern you?
336
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,909
Oh, no, we're fine.
337
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,954
Okay, if you say so.
338
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,174
Are you really worried about us?
339
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:50,306
Or is this
about you and Georgie?
340
00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:53,223
Um, I don't know,
I guess a little of both.
341
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:58,097
You know I haven't always been
his biggest fan,
342
00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:00,316
but I have to admit
343
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,232
he's a good husband.
344
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:04,886
Wow.
345
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,454
I like half-a-beer Audrey.
346
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,325
Enjoy it.
347
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:11,676
Full-beer Audrey
might dance on the bar.
348
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,376
Can we get another round?
349
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:17,986
What ya thinking?
350
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,032
Hold 'em, blackjack, craps?
351
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,034
Doesn't matter,
whatever you want.
352
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,992
Oh, quit your moping.
353
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,952
I ain't moping, I'm fretting.
354
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:28,475
What's the difference?
355
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:30,390
"Moping" is sad about yesterday.
356
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:31,871
"Fretting" is sad
about tomorrow.
357
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,611
That's heavy.
358
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,744
I just can't help wondering
if this is how my marriage
359
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,354
is gonna be in 30 years.
360
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,878
If you're lucky.
361
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,009
How is this lucky?
362
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,098
Ah, 30 years is a good run.
363
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,057
Lot of folks end up divorced.
364
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,842
Yeah, 'cause they lie
to each other.
365
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,062
Hey, when you been
with someone that long,
366
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,151
it's nice to have
a little secret now and then.
367
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,718
You trying to convince
me or you?
368
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,459
I'm trying to have some fun,
but I got
369
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,854
the world's oldest
teenager dragging me down.
370
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,423
What do you think
Mrs. McAllister's secrets are?
371
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:04,990
Hey, I don't know.
372
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,469
I don't want to know.
373
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,516
Oh, I bet she's got
some doozies.
374
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,996
Stealing from the store.
375
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,955
- Sleepin' with the mailman.
- Enough.
376
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,304
You don't like thinking
about that, do ya?
377
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:16,872
No. Good.
378
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,961
Okay, careful, careful, careful.
379
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,746
Hey!
380
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,009
What's wrong with her?
381
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,272
Oh, she had a couple beers.
382
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,927
I had a couple beers.
383
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,059
And a couple shots.
384
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,932
Tequila!
385
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,847
Is everything okay with CeeCee?
386
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,066
Sound asleep.
387
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,981
Oh, we need to find you a girl
388
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:43,419
so you can have your own babies.
389
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,032
When are you gonna have more?
390
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:48,991
You're not getting any younger.
391
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,386
All right, all right,
let's get you to bed.
392
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,692
Ooh. Okay.
393
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,085
Where are my shoes?
394
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,958
That is a wonderful question.
395
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,481
I like those shoes.
396
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,179
Uh-huh.
397
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,616
[keys jangle]
398
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,488
Where'd you learn to play
blackjack like that?
399
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,056
My meemaw taught me.
400
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,145
Well, that figures.
401
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,755
How much you up?
402
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:17,192
She also taught me to never
answer that question.
403
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,890
Aw, come on,
I'll tell you how I did.
404
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,153
I watched you play.
405
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:22,676
I know how you did.
406
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,852
Yeah, well...
407
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,072
I'll make it back tomorrow.
408
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:30,553
Not if you keep hittin' on a 12
when the dealer shows a six.
409
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,947
I had a feeling.
410
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:35,341
[phone ringing]
411
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,952
Oh, this can't be good.
412
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:40,520
Hello?
413
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,523
Hello, Jim.
414
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,177
Audrey?
415
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,440
Are you convention-ing?
416
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,529
[laughing]
417
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,140
Uh, we were sleeping.
418
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,141
Something wrong?
419
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,621
Shh. You okay?
420
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:55,970
I'm great.
421
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,276
Really great.
422
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:58,581
Great.
423
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,193
And you're great.
424
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:03,195
Okay. What's going on?
425
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,544
I think she's drunk.
426
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,111
Is that Georgie?
427
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,721
Hi, Georgie!
428
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:08,984
She's drunk.
429
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,117
Me and Mandy went out drinking!
430
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,771
Oh! Well, that sounds fun.
431
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:17,123
I don't know where my shoes are.
432
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:20,342
Oh, I'm sure they'll turn up.
433
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:21,952
Okay. [Chuckles]
434
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,084
Tell Georgie
435
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,608
I said hi.
436
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,045
Will do.
437
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,570
Good night, sexy man.
438
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,616
Good night...
439
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,489
you.
440
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,143
You think they're onto us?
441
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,970
Ah, she would've said something.
442
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,755
All right, well,
I'm gonna turn in.
443
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:44,759
Sure. Wouldn't want to stay up
too late and have fun.
444
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,284
- Mr. McAllister.
- Yeah.
445
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:52,027
No disrespect, but I'm seriously
questioning you as a role model.
446
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,117
That's understandable.
447
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,211
[door opens] We're back!
448
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:04,125
[quietly]: Remember
what we talked about.
449
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,126
Got it.
450
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,127
You cool?
451
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,128
- I'm cool.
- All right.
452
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,347
Try smiling.
453
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:10,262
- JIM: Hey!
- Hey!
454
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,612
AUDREY: Hey!
MANDY: Welcome back.
455
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,222
How was the convention?
456
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,702
- Best one yet.
- Aw. GEORGIE: Yeah.
457
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:18,184
Korean sales rep
took us out to a steakhouse.
458
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,403
We had steaks.
459
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:22,884
Yum.
460
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,103
How 'bout you gals?
461
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,147
Sounds like you had a night.
462
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,106
What do you mean?
463
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,934
Well, you called me
drunk off your ass.
464
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,023
No, I didn't.
465
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,677
Seriously? You don't remember?
466
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,462
Jim, I'd remember
if I called you.
467
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,769
Okay.
468
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,468
Ever find your shoes?
469
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:44,906
Oh, my God, I called you.
470
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:47,603
So, I hope it wasn't all work.
471
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:48,822
I hope you had a little fun.
472
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,476
Well, you know me.
473
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:51,651
Work is fun.
474
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,174
Mm.
475
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,176
Here, check it out.
I got you something.
476
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,525
[gasps] Oh, my God.
477
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,440
Diamond earrings.
Are these real?
478
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,138
'Course they're real.
479
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,401
How can you afford these?
480
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,186
[stammering]
Your dad gave me a raise.
481
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,147
Sure did!
482
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,540
Did you get me anything, honey?
483
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,238
Oh, you don't remember?
484
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,848
I told you on the phone I
was gonna get you something.
485
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,155
You told me not to.
486
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,071
You were very firm about it.
487
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,944
Okay, I'm gonna unpack
and hit the shower.
488
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:24,858
Me, too. Missed you
489
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:27,077
- like crazy.
- Missed you like crazy.
490
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,297
[chuckles softly]
491
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,560
[sighs]
492
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,346
I got diamonds. You got squat.
493
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:38,220
[country music playing]
494
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,094
Excuse me.
495
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:48,011
Did anyone happen to
find a pair of shoes?
496
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:50,145
Oh, yeah. Welcome back.
497
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,539
Here you go.
498
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,496
Thank you.
499
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:55,672
Hang on.
500
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,501
You want the bra, too?
501
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,984
[chuckles nervously]
502
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,900
That's not mine! [Scoffs]
503
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:18,781
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