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[Opening credit music]

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[gentle music]

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[Charlie] Once upon a time, there
was a glowing city protected by golden gates

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known as Heaven.
[epic music]

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It was ruled by beings
of pure light.

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Angels that worshipped
good and shielded all from evil.

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Lucifer was one
of these angels.

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He was a dreamer with
fantastical ideas for all of creation.

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But he was seen as
a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven.

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For they felt his way of thinking
was dangerous to the order of their world.

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So he watched as the angels
began to expand the universe in their ways.

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From the dust of Earth,
they created Adam and Lilith.

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Equals as the first of mankind,
but despite this,

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Adam demanded control and
Lilith refused to submit to his will.

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She fled the garden.

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Drawn in by her fierce
independence,

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Lucifer found her and the two
rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love.

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Together, they wished to share
the magic of free will with humanity,

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offering the fruit of knowledge to
Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted.

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But this gift came with a
curse. [sinister music]

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For with this single act of disobedience,
evil finally found its way into Earth.

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With it, a new realm of
darkness and sin.

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And the order Heaven had
worked to maintain was shattered.

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As punishment for their
reckless act,

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Heaven cast Lucifer and
his love into the dark pit he had created,

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never allowing him to see the
good that came from humanity,

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only the cruel and the wicked.

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Ashamed, Lucifer lost
his will to dream.

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But Lilith thrived,
empowering demon-kind with her voice

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and her songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew,

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so did its power.

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Threatened by this,
Heaven made a truly heartless decision.

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That every year,
they would send down an army,

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an extermination to ensure Hell and
its sinners could never rise against them.

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But Lilith's hope remained.

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And her dream was passed down
to their precious daughter

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the Princess of Hell.

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[Charlie] Don't worry, Mom.
I'll make you proud.

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[Vaggie] Charlie?

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Augh! Oh, shit. Did you hear
all that?

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Uh... Yeah, I was right there.

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Sorry. I get pretty worked up
after an extermination happens.

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[distant gunfire and sirens]
This story helps.

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[chuckles] I know. Don't worry.
I enjoy your theatrics.

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Are you okay?

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I'm fine, just-- thinking
ya know, family stuff.

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Did you hear
from your mom yet?

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[sullen music]

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Oof. How long has it been now?

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Not that long, only... seven...
years...

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Off doing something
important, I'm sure.

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But this kingdom was something
she really cared about.

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Something I care about.

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Well, at least you aren't alone.

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I just hope what
I'm trying to do here will work.

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It will. I have faith in you.

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All right. Come on.

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Alastor says he has
something to show us.

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[Bell tolls]

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-[Static]
-[Alastor] Well, hello there you wayward sinner.

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Do you like blood,
violence and depravity of a sexual nature?

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Of course you do.
That's why you're in Hell!

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[upbeat music]
But what would you say

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there was a place to stay that
had none of that?

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Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel,

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a misguided path to redemption!

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Founded five days ago by
Lucifer's delusional daughter

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Charlotte Morningstar!

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Come place your
fate in her inexperienced hands

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as she tries to work through
her daddy issues by fixing you!

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Here, we offer fun things!

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Such as somewhat
functional staff!

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-And 24 hour Pest Control!

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[Alastor] Custom rooms,
and just look at this tacky parlor!

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Enjoy riveting conversation
with our singular resident.

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Wow! All this and more at the
Hazbin Hotel!

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Your last desperate
attempt at salvation starts here.

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[video ends]

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So, what'd ya' think?

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I'm sorry, what the
fuck was that?

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Uh, yeah, one note...

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Alastor, I mean--

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First off, thank you so much
for making this seriously amazing,

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but um... maybe the tone is a
bit...

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off?

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We want people to want to come
here,

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this makes it look...
ummm--

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[Vaggie] Bad. The word
you're looking for is bad.

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Funny. I was going
for hilarious!

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It didn't explain anything
about how we're trying to save

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demons from extermination,
which is the whole fucking point.

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Vaggie is right, Alastor.

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The commercial was to let
Sinners know we are trying to help them.

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Well, my dear, I haven't
been active in Hell for some time,

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and everyone remembers me
from my radio show!

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The proper medium to
express oneself!

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But you insisted on this: noisy
picture box advertisement,

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So I had a little fun with it.

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Oh, fun. You had a little fun
with it?

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Well, this is not what we want
to represent us.

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When you showed up here a week
ago, you told us

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you would help
run this hotel!

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Instead, you're mocking us.

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Nobody's going to want to
come to a place

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that a powerful Overlord like
you thinks is a waste of time!

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[sleazy music]

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What?

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[Angel] If'n ya filmin' a
commercial,

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can I suggest you take
better advantage

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of the talented
celebrity you have right here?

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-Angel, you're a porn star.
-A famous porn star.

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I'll have the horniest sinners
knockin' these walls down to get in.

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We are not filming a
porn as a commercial.

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Why not?
Sex sells, don't it?

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I swear if you film me goin' at
it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here,

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you'd be rollin' in participants
willin' to stay at this tacky hotel.

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Haha! Never going to happen!

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Angel, I appreciate
you wanting to use your special skills

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to, um, attract folks to
the hotel,

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but-- I really don't want
to exploit you, in that way!

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[sleazy music]
Oh, please, baby.

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This body was made
to be exploited.

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I got the arms,
I got the stamina, I got the legs.

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I got the lung capacity--
Oh-oh I got the legs,

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-the gag reflex, the holes...
-[Charlie laughs uncomfortably]

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-the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits
-[phone rings]

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[Charlie] Uhhh, hold that
thought. I'll be right back!

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I could keep goin'
all night, baby.

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-[phone continues ringing fanfare style]
-[Charlie sighs deeply]

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Hello? Dad?

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[inquisitive music]
Hey, I have a question.

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If freaky face over there
is so powerful,

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then why can't
he just make people stay here?

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Oh, trust me,
[ominously] I can!

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[Husk]
Why do you think I'm here?

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[jazz music plays]
You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles

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and listening to you fuck's bitch and
moan all the time if he wasn't forcin' me?

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-[Niffty] I like being forced.
-Keep that to yourself, Niff.

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What, you don't love being
here with me, Whiskers?

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Call me "Whiskers" again and
I'll jam that bottle down your throat.

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[jazz plays]
Kinky. C'mon keep talkin' dirty.

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Ugh, Angel, let Husk do his job.
And no, we can't force sinners to stay here.

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They need to choose to.

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I'm choosing to be here,
and I think it's all stupid.

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We're in Hell, Toots.

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That's kind of the end of the
road, ain't it?

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Well, maybe it doesn't
have to be.

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Just because nobody has made it
out before

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doesn't mean it's
not possible.

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Hey, whatever means I can keep
crashin' here rent free.

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Crack is expensive.

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[excitedly] Yeah, I can totally.

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Yeah, I'll head over there
right away...

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Okay.
[phone beeps]

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Hah! YES! YES!! Hahahaha!!
[music soars]

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-[Charlie shouting] Vaggie! Holy shit!
-Ahh! What?!

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[through closed mouth]
Get over here!

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[sighs]

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What's going on?

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[Charlie excitedly] My dad
just called. He said that the leader

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of the Angel Army
wants to meet.

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-He asked if I could go instead.
-[Vaggie] But...

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[Charlie breathes deeply]

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But-- But the extermination
just happened.

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-What could they want this
soon after-- -[light ballad music starts]

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♪ I can do this.
Somehow, I know it ♪

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♪ I'll get Heaven
behind my plan ♪

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- [Vaggie] Charlie, hold on.
- ♪ There's just no way I could blow it ♪

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- ♪ Not this once in a lifetime chance ♪
- [Vaggie] It's just a meeting.

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♪ To change their minds
And touch their hearts ♪

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♪ Or whatever angels have ♪

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[Vaggie] This could be bad.

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♪ Cheer up, Vaggie ♪

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This could be swell ♪

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♪ Something tells me that today
Will be a happy day ♪

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[Charlie] ♪ In Hell ♪

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[Vaggie] Okay, but just
don't... sing to them.

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[Angel] That bitch is
halfway down the street.

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-Is she--
-Oh, she's dancin'.

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Ugh, no.
[Upbeat musical style song]

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♪ There's a warm fuzzy feeling ♪

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♪ That wafts through the air ♪

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♪ Every street so revealing
It's hard not to stare ♪

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♪ It's a realm so appealing
It beats anywhere ♪

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♪ If you don't mind
The smell ♪

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♪ It's a happy day in Hell ♪

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-Hi mister.
-[demon] Go fuck yourself.

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[Dead Sinner #1] ♪
There's an endless trash fire ♪

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♪ That's burning my soul ♪

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[Imp] ♪ Got a ton of barbed
wire To shove in his hole ♪

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- [Charlie] ♪ Uh, excuse me ♪ ♪ -
[Executioner] ♪ Doing what is required ♪

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♪ We all have our role ♪

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[Dead Sinner #2]
♪ I'm not doing well ♪

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[Ensemble]
♪ Another shitty day in Hell ♪

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[music soars] ♪ If I can show
Them the dream I've dreamed ♪

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- ♪ That any soul can change ♪

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[Vaggie] ♪ Those angels
minds Are hard to change ♪

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♪ Then they will know Everyone can
be redeemed From the evil to the strange ♪

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♪ They're bloodthirsty and
deranged ♪

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♪ I can hear all their stories
The lost and displaced ♪

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♪ And I know
that They're more of an acquired taste ♪

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♪ But if I open the door
And I give them a place ♪

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♪ At my Hazbin Hotel ♪
[music soars]

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♪ It'll be a happy
day in Hell ♪

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[jaunty music]

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♪ From the porn studio
Where the Cinephiles go ♪

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♪ To watch award winning
Demon bukkake shows ♪

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♪ To the cannibal town Where
they don't wear a frown 'cause ♪

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♪ Holy shit
Ew, my gosh, why ♪

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♪ And I don't give a crow that
His brains got in my eye ♪

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♪ Cause know I can spare them
From Heaven's genocide ♪

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-♪ I can do this ♪
- ♪ There's an endless trash fire ♪

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-♪ I just know it ♪
-[Sinner] ♪ That's burning my soul ♪

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- ♪ I'll get Heaven behind my plans ♪
-[chorus] ♪ Ah ♪

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- ♪ There's just no way I
could blow it ♪

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- [Sinner] ♪ I kinda like
the barbed wire That's shoved in my hole ♪

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♪ Not this once in a
lifetime chance ♪

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♪ To change their minds ♪

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[Trenchcoat Demon] ♪
And touch my parts ♪

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Oh... No, thank you.
I'm just gonna...

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♪ Fulfill my destiny ♪

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[Trenchcoat Demon]
Your loss bitch!

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♪ I can already tell ♪

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[music crescendos] ♪ Today
is gonna be a Fucking happy day ♪

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♪ In Hell ♪

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Hello! [echoes]

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Hello? [echoes]

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Hello?
[atmospheric music]

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Creepy...

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[bell dings]

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Oh, Okay. Also creepy.

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[door whooshes open]

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Uhh, hello?

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00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,929
Is anyone here?

235
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,681
-[Adam] 'Sup.
- Holy Shit!

236
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:07,269
Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad
asked me if I could meet you.

237
00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:11,106
-Yeah, I know.
-Okay, well, it's nice to meet you.

238
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,316
Totally. Nice to meet you, too.

239
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,110
-[fizzes]
-[Charlie] Ohh!

240
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:18,113
Ha! I fucking got you.
Did you fuckin' see that?

241
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:22,159
-Good shit.
-[Charlie] Uh, so wait, you aren't here?

242
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:24,202
No, you think I'd come
down there? [laughs]

243
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,872
No. I mean, I love the vibe,
totally, I love your tunes.

244
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,915
Pretty fuckin' hardcore,
don't get me wrong.

245
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,126
But, it's such a bummer,
man.

246
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,962
Everything down there's
just so "eugh" ya know?

247
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,547
[chuckles] Ew.

248
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:39,968
Right. So I'm happy
we got this opportunity to meet.

249
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:43,889
There's a project I've been working
on that I really want to talk to you about--

250
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:48,435
Hey, hey, hey, slow down. We
got time. [chilled music]

251
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,146
How about we get to know
each other a little, mm?

252
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,148
How about some lunch?
You hungry?

253
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,941
I got you!

254
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,319
Here's my personal favourite.
You'll love it.

255
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,196
Uh, thanks!
[hologram fizzes]

256
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:03,283
[laughing]
I got you again, bitch!

257
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,994
Haha fuckin' hilarious! Haha!

258
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:10,457
[Vaggie] Okay, so Charlie is
dealing with something very important,

259
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,335
so while she's gone,
we are making a new commercial.

260
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:16,338
One that represents
her vision and what we're doing here.

261
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:19,841
So we need a camera. Alastor?
[fingers click]

262
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,344
A video camera.

263
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,845
Hmm?

264
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,515
All right, let's do this!

265
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:27,849
[camera whirrs into focus]

266
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,184
And...

267
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:30,977
Action.

268
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,230
[Husk on TV]
" Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel

269
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,106
Can I help you with anything? "

270
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:38,068
[Angel] " I've been a bad boy.

271
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:42,239
And I need a big, strong daddy
to put me in my place ...

272
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,200
On the path to redemption. "

273
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:50,163
-" Well, you come-- "
-[Angel] "Oh yes! "

274
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,207
[boredly]
"...To the right place."

275
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,167
Cut.
Okay, Angel,

276
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,378
I need you to be less horny, if
possible.

277
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,630
And Husk, can you maybe not
have a script in front of your face?

278
00:13:58,630 --> 00:13:59,965
[angrily]
I ain't no act.

279
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,217
I can't memorize this shit.

280
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:06,429
Well, we could improv this shit.
Baby cakes. Rawrrr. [purrs seductively]

281
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:07,889
[thuds]

282
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,016
-[dryly] Whoops.
-[Vaggie] Husk, Come on.

283
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,894
[Adam] So I was playin' this
gig, and for some fuckin' reason

284
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,896
this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer,

285
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,399
and it's like,
do you know who I am?

286
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:20,026
I'm fuckin' Adam.
I'm the original dick!

287
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,570
All dicks descend from me.

288
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,573
You think you want drummer
dick? No way,

289
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,408
I'm the Dick-fuckin'
master!

290
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,201
[eats sloppily]

291
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,495
So anyway, then we fucked,
and it was awesome.

292
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,372
What'd you do this
weekend?

293
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,082
Wait, your name is Adam?

294
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,918
Like the first man Adam?
That means you--

295
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,086
Ohhh...

296
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,422
[enlightened]
That explains so much.

297
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,590
I know. I fucking rock.

298
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:44,426
Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir.

299
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,261
Call me Dickmaster.

300
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,013
[gentle music] Adam, you seem like a smart--

301
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,639
well, stand up guy.

302
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,391
[sucking noises]
Uh-huh.

303
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,310
And I know you
are the leader of the angels.

304
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,688
And you are a big thinker,
a revolutionary, a-- a genius!

305
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,565
I mean, your words, babe.

306
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,984
Who would really love
to put his name on something.

307
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,569
[rock guitar plays] Fucking
love putting my name on shit.

308
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,112
Shit's the best.

309
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,072
It's a solution to our biggest
problem!

310
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,490
[music stops abruptly]
Oh, herpes.

311
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,159
Yeah, that's a bitch.

312
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,994
No! Our other biggest problem.

313
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:14,623
Oh, uh... ugly people?...
Math?

314
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,458
[ Adam] Global warming?
Nah, wait that's Earth's problem.

315
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,376
[Adam] Umm--

316
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,629
[scuttling] [Niffty] Hehehe. Stab. Stab. Stab.

317
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,340
[Vaggie] Alright Niffty.
Niffty? Niffty!

318
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:26,217
[gentle music] Your line is
"We have the cleanest rooms."

319
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,303
-Okay?
-Got it. I'm ready.

320
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:29,512
[camera beeps]
Action.

321
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:34,142
[silence]

322
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,145
[hypnotic tone]

323
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,981
Uhh... Cut.
[camera beeps]

324
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,233
[giggles]
How was that?

325
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,487
Well Niffty, you actually have
to say the line. So let's roll again.

326
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,322
-[Niffty] Okay.
-[Vaggie] Action.

327
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:50,033
[hypnotic tone]

328
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,993
[silence]

329
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,079
-You're doing great, Vagina.
-Cut!

330
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:57,332
Alright, um, maybe we can try
to fix it in post.

331
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,583
[Angel] Do you even know
what that means?

332
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,126
[angrily]
I'll figure it out.

333
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,671
-[static on TV]
-[Husk on TV] Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel.

334
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:03,922
[Vaggie groans]

335
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,590
-[melancholic music]
-[Vaggie groans]

336
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,635
[Alastor] Seems like you're
having a bit of trouble there, hm?

337
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,638
Ugh, este pendejo... Why are you
even here?

338
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,431
For the entertainment!

339
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,559
I came here because I love
seeing wasteful souls

340
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:20,355
struggle to accomplish
something meaningful and fail spectacularly.

341
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,190
Like you are doing now!

342
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,525
Good Job!

343
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,110
And here is Alastor,
[camera beeps]

344
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,653
the egocentric piece
of shit that--

345
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,364
-[camera sparks]
-[Vaggie groans]

346
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,366
I wouldn't try that my dear.

347
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,619
[sinisterly]
This face was made for radio!

348
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,330
[tense music]
[Vaggie] That's it!

349
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,665
I don't care who
or what you are.

350
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,127
If you are staying here,
you are going to make this work.

351
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,337
Because it won't be so
"entertaining"

352
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,215
to watch over an
empty hotel will it, shitass?

353
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,219
Fair enough. I'll tell you what!

354
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,679
-Let's make a deal.
-Pft!

355
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,558
Do you think I'm that stupid?
Making a deal with a demon like you.

356
00:16:56,558 --> 00:17:00,186
Not for your soul,
just a simple deal.

357
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:04,691
I do this for you, and you never
ask me to engage

358
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:08,361
with this frivolous television
technology ever again.

359
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:13,825
Or... Charlie can come
back to absolutely nothing!

360
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,242
your choice.

361
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,746
[Vaggie sighs]
Fine.

362
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,748
[ominous music]

363
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:25,377
[camera crackles]
[haunting music]

364
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,088
Now then.

365
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:33,762
[grand music swells]

366
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:37,432
Alright, everyone! Let's make a
fucking commercial.

367
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,268
[Adam] --When you take her out
for the fifth time

368
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,228
and she still expects you to pay
the check, but you're like,

369
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,731
[high pitched voice]
"Hey I thought you wanted equality"

370
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,192
[Vaggie frustrated] No!
Our shared problem of

371
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,234
overpopulation in Hell.

372
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:52,489
Ohh! Well, that's not a problem!
We got that covered.

373
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,532
Lute, how many
demons did you kill this year?

374
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,618
Got a good 275 this year, sir.

375
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:59,454
275?
Whoa, Badass!

376
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,790
Awesome job, danger
tits! Pound it.

377
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,833
Uh, no, not awesome.

378
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:06,795
Those are my people,
you know that, right?

379
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,546
Ohhh, yeah...

380
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:12,258
That must suck for you.
Hahahaha.

381
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,135
But these are souls.

382
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:18,306
Human souls, just the same as
the ones you have up in Heaven.

383
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,808
They are not the same.

384
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,810
They had their chance and
they earned damnation.

385
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,144
You're wrong.

386
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,813
Sinners made mistakes, sure,

387
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,731
but everyone makes mistakes.

388
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,608
Angels don't make mistakes.

389
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,151
You really think that?

390
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,778
I know that.

391
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,155
Yeah, I've never made a mistake
in my fuckin' life

392
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,698
[sinister music] [Lute]
The only reason you're still here

393
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,243
is because Daddy gave you
and your Hellborn-kind

394
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,869
a pardon from an exorcist blade.

395
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:43,248
How does that feel?
To know how little you matter.

396
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,836
Oops, almost out of time.
Guess we should get into it--

397
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:49,295
Oh! Fuck!--

398
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,172
[upbeat music]

399
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,675
I've got a lot to get through.
and not a lot of time.

400
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,844
and I feel like you weren't really hearing
me before, so here it goes.[clears throat]

401
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,262
[frantic singing]
♪ I know Hell's population ♪

402
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:58,471
♪ Is out of control ♪

403
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,848
♪ It's a bad situation ♪

404
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,432
It's taking a toll ♪

405
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,851
♪ If we rehab these sinners ♪

406
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,269
♪ And cleanse all their souls ♪

407
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,187
♪ At my Hazbin Hotel ♪

408
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,356
Wait, I'm getting ahead of
myself! Right! Extermination!

409
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,441
♪ I know you guys fly down
Just to kill once a year ♪

410
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,610
♪ And it must be annoying
To schlep all the way here ♪

411
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,363
♪ If they join you in Heaven
That trip disappears ♪

412
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,323
♪ you can wave
that chore farewell ♪ [deep breath]

413
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,908
♪ It'll be a happy day in-- ♪

414
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,493
[Adam] ♪ Let me stop you right
there

415
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,579
♪ Save us all precious time ♪

416
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:25,331
♪ If what you're suggesting
Is letting them climb ♪

417
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:29,377
♪ Up the ladder oh they'd
Rather cross the Pearly Gates ♪

418
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,754
♪ Sorry, sweetie but there's no
Defyin' their fates ♪

419
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,341
♪ 'Cause Hell is forever
Whether you like it or not ♪

420
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:38,887
♪ Had their chance to behave
Better now they boil in the pot ♪

421
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:43,224
♪ 'Cause the rules are black &
White There's no use in tryin' To fight it ♪

422
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,352
♪ They're burnin' for their
Lives Until we kill 'em again ♪

423
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,563
-[Charlie] Okay,
but-- - ♪ Let's just try to chillax babe ♪

424
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,981
-♪ You're wasting your breath ♪
-[Charlie nervously] Hehe...

425
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,691
♪ Did I hear you imply ♪

426
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,401
♪ That they don't
deserve death ♪

427
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,986
♪ Are they winners,
Are they Sinners

428
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,237
'Cause it's cut and dry ♪

429
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,364
Well actually
if you take a look--

430
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,909
♪ Fair is fair, an eye for
an eye ♪

431
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:07,332
♪ And when all's said and done
There's the question of fun ♪

432
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:10,919
♪ And for those of us with
Divine ordainment ♪

433
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:14,589
♪ Extermination is
Entertainment ♪ [music rocks]

434
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:17,842
[scats]
♪ Guitar solo, fuck yeah ♪

435
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:21,262
-[Adam sings guitar solo]
-[Charlie] Ugh...

436
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,639
[music breaks down]
♪ Hell is forever ♪

437
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,474
♪ Whether you like it or not ♪

438
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,434
♪ Had their chance to
behave better ♪

439
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,353
♪ Now they boil in the pot ♪

440
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,938
♪ 'Cause the rules
Are black & white ♪

441
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,773
There's no use in tryin'
To fight it ♪

442
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,274
♪ They're burnin' for their
Lives ♪

443
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,984
♪ Until we kill 'em again ♪

444
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,694
[music builds]
♪ Fuckin' Hell is forever ♪

445
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,488
♪ And it's meant
To suck a lot ♪

446
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:39,906
♪ So give up
Your dumb endeavor ♪

447
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,742
♪ Cause you don't have a shot ♪

448
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,370
♪ Long as I've got your Attention,
I guess I should Probably mention ♪

449
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:48,706
♪ That we've made the
Determination ♪

450
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:52,669
- ♪ To move up the next Extermination ♪
-[Charlie] What!

451
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,546
♪ Can't wait a whole year to
Slaughter those little cunts ♪

452
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:59,884
♪ I know it's just been a week
But we'll be back in six months ♪

453
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,470
[rock guitar shreds]
Um, wait, didn't you--

454
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,056
[guitar shredding continues]
[door closes]

455
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:06,933
Awh, shit!

456
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:07,809
[song ends]

457
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,478
[door closes]

458
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:11,813
[Vaggie] Charlie.

459
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,690
How did it go? Did they listen?

460
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:17,902
Oh, uh... They sure did...
hear it! But, um...

461
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,989
Oh! Come here. We have
something exciting to show you!

462
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:22,865
[soft music]

463
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,993
Alastor pulled some strings,
and it's about to air.

464
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:27,996
I pulled a few limbs
too! Hahaha! [laughs]

465
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,540
Wait? The commercial?

466
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,667
You all made a new one?

467
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,753
Yeah, one of my better
performances, if I do say so myself.

468
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,756
That's... that's amazing.

469
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,466
[Angel] Shush, it's starting!

470
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,011
[Vaggie on TV] Welcome
to the Hazbin Hot--

471
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:46,097
[news theme]
[indistinct angry reactions]

472
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,349
[newsreader]
Breaking news in Hell today!

473
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,560
We have just received word
from the Heaven Embassy

474
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:54,605
that the next extermination is
happening sooner than ever before.

475
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:58,484
-Do you know what that means Tom?
-No. what does that mean, Katie?

476
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,528
It means we are all
royally fucked.

477
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:03,740
[ sinners scream
and sirens blare]

478
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:06,576
[Angel] Wait... What? Why?!

479
00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:11,372
[dramatic music]

480
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,835
[Lute] We found the body, sir.

481
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:19,547
They've never managed
to kill one of us before.

482
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:22,550
We should just go
down there now and destroy them.

483
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:25,136
No, no. We can't risk
them catching on.

484
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:27,597
[sinister music] But
don't worry, when we come back,

485
00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:31,684
there won't be a demon left
alive to pull a stunt like this again!

486
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,770
[light projector shatters]

487
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:37,315
[End credit music]