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[Title music]

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[light music]
[purring]

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[banging]
[Charlie] That looks perfect!

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Aagh! I am so excited

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that Sir Pentious is staying at
the hotel.

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Um...Pentious was just trying
to take over the city with

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his weird steampunk
bullshit a few days ago.

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Well, I haven't seen him
try to pull any of that here.

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[squeaking]

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What the hell is that?

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Oh, hello, purple female.

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It's my new invention,
the "Skin Flayer 11,000".

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I'm really looking forward
to shooting the other residents.

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What? Why?

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Everyone is being too nice.

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Obviously, it must be a lie.

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I can sense they are
planning to kill me, but when?

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How?
I must be prepared!

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Ooh, the new parts
of my machine are here.

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[Odette] Sign, please.

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Thank you for your business.
Enjoy your Carmine purchase.

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Carmine? As in Carmella Carmine.

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You are buying
parts from an overlord?

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Err, of course. She's the top
weapons dealer in Hell.

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Okay, well,
that stops right now.

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-[Sir Pentious] Hey.
-[Vaggie] You absolutely cannot

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build weapons in this hotel.

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No one is trying to kill you.

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People are being nice because
they want you to feel welcome.

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[lazy jazz music]

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[heinous laugh]

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-[Penitous] Hmm. I have my doubts.
-[Vaggie] Well, it's true.

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-[Vaggie] You have to trust us.
-[Sir Pentious] But I don't.

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Well, why don't we focus
on that for today's activities?

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Not before
we lay some ground rules.

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No more building weapons,

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no more plotting
against other guests.

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And you need to
get rid of these things.

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[laser blasts]

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Ugh! What did I just say?
What did I just say?

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What? Not my little egg boys.
They do my evil bidding for me.

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Do you want to stay
here and redeem yourself?

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-Yes.
-Then no more eggs.

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All right,
eggies. You've got to go.

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I...
[sobs]

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-Can't keep you anymore.
-Okay, boss.

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No, don't resist.
This is how it has to be.

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-[melancholy music]
-[sobs]

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[anguished cries]

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[upbeat jazz plays]

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[Alastor hums]

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[Vaggie] Alastor!

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Do you mind? I'm in
the middle of breakfast.

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[Vaggie] Pentious's eggs
are all over the place,

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and I need
you to get rid of them.

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Oh, well, in that case,
I'd be delighted to!

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Humanely!

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Hm.
Well, that's a lot less hot,

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but I suppose I can take care of
that on my outing today.

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Great.
That looks disgusting.

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Hi, guys. Thanks for coming.

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It's been
brought to our attention

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that there may be a little...

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tension in the hotel.

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[Vaggie] Tension that
can be counterproductive

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to what we're trying to do here.

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We think that this group could
really benefit from...

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-Trust exercises!
-Trust exercises!

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[glass breaks]
[Vaggie] Ah shit!

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Vaggie, we rehearsed this.

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[sighs]
We're doing trust exercises.

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[Husk] So, what's
with the whole, uhhh..This?

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I'm not about to put on some
show for these fucking chumps.

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[Angel] Oh, I will,
but it's cash up front,

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and I know that one,
can't afford me.

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Gross! I'd never
think of it spider!

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[Vaggie] Right. Well,
let's get started. Charlie?

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Actually, I thought maybe you
could take the lead on this one.

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I trust everyone,
so maybe you know better

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about how to build it properly.

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What? Uhh, I don't know if I'm
qualified, uh--

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Oh, come on. It'll be easy.
I'm sure you can handle this.

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Yeah,Um... Sure,
I can handle this. No problem.

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[sniffs]

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[drill sergeant style]
All right,

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so we are
starting with trust falls.

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Each of you are going
to share something vulnerable

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with the group about yourself
and then fall backwards,

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while the rest of
the group catches you.

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Got it?
Who wants to go first?

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Oooohh, ooohh, me me me! Me!
Me! Me!

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All right.
Get on up here.

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[Charlie] I love you guys.

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[romantic music]
Like really, really love you.

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-[Charlie] Whoa!
-[Vaggie]Gotcha.

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[Charlie] That felt good!

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-Angel, why don't you go next?
-Fine.

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[Vaggie] This time
everyone needs to catch him.

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Okay?
Unless you want me to hurt you.

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Somethin' about myself, huh?
How about this?

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I love to suck--

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[Husk] I swear to
fuck if you say dicks.

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Popsicles, ya sicko!

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Get your mind out of the gutter.
[strains]

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But you know, dick's too!

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[thud]

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All right, new guy, you're up.

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[melodramatic music]
I...

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don't want to
live without my minions.

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Nobody catch me.
[clatter]

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-Damn it.
-That's great.

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Wow, you are slimy.

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Okay. Good job.
Err, Niffty.

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-[chaotic music]
-[frantic giggles]

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Sometimes I kill motherbugs
in front of their children

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as a warning to others.

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[splats]

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Yay! Pain.
[giggles]

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-[frantic running]
-[Niffty pants]

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[Niffty] Pain!

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I don't know if this is
really working the way we hoped.

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Maybe we should--

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Honey,
you have to trust me here.

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I got this, okay?
I'll figure something out.

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If you're in
the market for some ideas,

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I got just a thing
for some "trust" buildin'.

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[Vaggie sighs]
What do you have in mind?

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[sirens blare]

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[Frank]
Oh, boy. What's the plan, boss?

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I like your suit.

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[Egg Boi #2]
What are the antlers for?

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[Egg Boi #3]
Can I touch your staff thing?

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[Egg Boi #4] Are those
your ears? Or is it your hair? I can't tell.

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-[sinister music]
-[Zestial] Hark, Alastor.

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How fare thee this day?

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[Frank]
Who's that, boss?

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Want me to rough him up for you?

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Follow in silence
if you value your shell.

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Greetings Zestial!

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[Demon] Oh holy shit!

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[Zestial] Ah, the weather doth
become this fine day.

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[Demon screams]

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Indeed. Looks like we might have
some acid rain this afternoon.

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[screams]

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[Zestial] If our luck doth hold!

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I do revel in the screams.
How art thou?

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It has been an age since thou
hath graced us with thy presence.

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[Demon] Oh, fuck!

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[Zestial] Some hath spun wild
tales of you falling to...

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holy arms .

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[Alastor laughs]

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Oh, I just took a well earned
sabbatical. Nothing serious.

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Though it's fun to
keep everyone on their toes.

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[chuckles]

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There too hath been
rumour of thy involvement

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with the princess and
her recent flight of fancy.

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Tell me, how does
thou fall in such folly?

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[Alastor]
That is for me to know.

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But please do guess.

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I'd love to know the theories.

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[Zestial chuckles]

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[Zestial] T'would
be grander folly by far

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to assume the workings
of your mind, Alastor.

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Thou hath been naught but
an enigma since thy manifested in this realm.

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Coming from someone as ancient as
you, I take that as quite the compliment.

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[epic ominous music]

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[Alastor] No, No. I have a very
important task for you.

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Stay here and guard
the front until I return.

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[Egg Bois mutter]

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[lift whirrs]

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[Egg Boi] Oh look.
Frank is up there.

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We have names?

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-[lift dings]
-[laid back jazz plays]

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[Frank] Oh!

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-[scared murmuring]
-[Overlords laugh]

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[jazz continues]

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Oh!

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[metallic clinking]

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[Carmilla] Welcome,
Hell sovereign overlords.

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I've invited you all here

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because you represent the
controlling powers of our city.

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Together,
you own millions of souls.

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Souls at risk with the new
extermination schedule.

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We need to discuss what can be
done to minimize

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the impact to our interest.
[rattles]

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-Zestial, so good to see you, my friend.
-Enchanted as always Carmilla.

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[Carmilla] Alastor?

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Yes, I know I've
been absent some time.

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I'm sure you've
all been wondering.

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Not really.
But welcome back in any case.

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This year's extermination was
brutal , far more even than years past.

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We have assessed that about
16% of the population was lost.

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With the angelic legions now
returning twice as quickly

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I think it prudent we--

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[door slams open]
Yes, I've got it handled, Vox.

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Are you doubting me?

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Really? Me?
That's what I thought.

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[laughing]
Yes, I know. They're all a joke.

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[laughs] Thank you, Vee.
See you soon.

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[kisses]
Kisses, darling.

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Nice of you to join us,
Velvette.

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Will your... colleagues be
joining?

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No. They have better shit to do
than to listen to an old windbag

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Who thinks she's tough shit.
I'm here to represent.

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[Carmilla] Charming.

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So, as I was
saying, we need to discuss-

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-Yes?
-On the subject of discussion...

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-[Squelches]
-[Odette] Ooh shit.

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-[Clara gasps]
-[Alastor] Oh, tasty!

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Where did you get this?

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[Velvette] We found it during
extermination day.

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If these Holy Rollers can
be killed, the game has changed.

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00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,163
We can take the fight to them.

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The boys and I have come
up with a full assault plan.

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[slurping noises]

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-[slurping continues]
-[cup clinks on saucer]

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[Zestial] If it be true thee and
thy colleagues desire to war,

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with such meagre proof.

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Thou art far more
foolish than I be thought.

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[scoffs] Meager proof? It's a
dead fucking exorcist.

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I'd say that's
pretty fucking definitive.

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You going blind, old man?

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We know not how this perished.

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mayhaps t'was not by a demon's
hand at all.

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If we rush to war without
knowing mightn't they purge

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all of Hell for
daring an uprising?

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[muttering in agreement]

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00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:05,123
[Alastor] Oh,
that's possible I suppose.

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Oh, I get it.

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So Grandpa is
too pussy to fight,

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so I guess
there's no point, right?

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[epic music]

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00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,343
Oh. What's the matter, Fossil?

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Too senile to make
a real power grab for--

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[operatic singing]
♪ You better show some respect ♪

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♪ Check your behaviour ♪

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♪ No one speaks to
Zestial that way ♪

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♪ Did you expect us ♪

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♪ To sit back and take your ♪

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♪ Insolent brazen display ♪

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[raps]
♪ Ha-ha, you've got it twisted ♪

242
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,745
♪ I'm not the one who
Needs a new attitude ♪

243
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,998
♪ Maybe you missed it,
But I'm that hashtag bitch ♪

244
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:50,335
♪ And I will do nothin'
Less than what I please woo ♪

245
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,212
♪ I'm the backbone of the Vees ♪

246
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,756
♪ Mad that I acted respectless ♪

247
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,008
♪ Well it's cause
No one could respect this ♪

248
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,094
♪ Sorry group attending ♪

249
00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:02,097
♪ Since when are Overlords
Too scared to fight ♪

250
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,057
♪ You're long past trending ♪

251
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,768
♪ Sorry babe but I ain't
Swipin' right ♪

252
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,478
♪ You've lost your relevance-- ♪

253
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:11,064
[Zestial] ♪ We can't act
Without more intelligence ♪

254
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,275
♪ No wonder I'm so respectless ♪

255
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:16,069
♪ I could eat
You lot for breakfast ♪

256
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:20,532
♪ You and the Vees are inane and
Uninformed ♪

257
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:25,078
♪ Smug wannabes who don't heed
When you've been warned ♪

258
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,289
[Velvette]
♪ Oops, did I strike a nerve ♪

259
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:30,041
♪ Cause when I brought out the
angel's head ♪

260
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,043
♪ Couldn't help but observe ♪

261
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,546
♪ That your wrinkled face was
Turnin' red ♪

262
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,798
♪ And why are you avoiding war ♪

263
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,967
♪ That's what
The guns you sell are for ♪

264
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,219
♪ Thanks to my
Bein' respectless ♪

265
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,805
♪ One thing I'm
Startin' to suspect is ♪

266
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,016
♪ You know why
This angel's headless ♪

267
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,143
♪ Do you have a disclosure ♪

268
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,270
♪ This meeting's over ♪

269
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,231
[silence]

270
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,400
[Alastor]
That was a productive meeting.

271
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,152
Hmmph, fine.

272
00:12:57,152 --> 00:13:00,113
Safe travels back to
the nursing home, fuckers.

273
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,323
Kiss my ass.

274
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,283
[laughs]

275
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:07,287
[Zeezi] What the hell?
We literally just got here.

276
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:09,998
Mother?

277
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:14,336
[incidental music]

278
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,254
Hmm!

279
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,006
Well, that's interesting.

280
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:22,344
You little egg creature.
I have a job for you.

281
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:26,056
-Oh, yes, boss.
-Follow them.

282
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:33,355
[slapping noises]
Angel! What the actual fuck?

283
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:38,360
No activity requires
more trust than BDSM, baby.

284
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:43,365
No bond stronger than
those formed through bondage.

285
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,242
That's their motto.

286
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,077
[slapping noise and screams]

287
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:52,624
Angel, love the enthusiasm.
But umm, uh... Hmmmm..

288
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:56,044
What makes you think
anyone would be into this?

289
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:59,506
[purrs]
Ya know, I... I don't hate this.

290
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,882
[chuckles]

291
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:04,219
[Niffty] I'm ready
to punish some bad boys.

292
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,554
[giggles]

293
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,222
Never mind, I-I'm out.

294
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,560
Okay, hello,
there. Hi. Um. Hm...

295
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,562
[slapping noise]
[low growl]

296
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,565
Ugh, I can't fucking believe
I let you drag us here Angel.

297
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,066
[Vaggie]
This is disgusting.

298
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,609
[Angel]
It's no big deal, Vaggie.

299
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,404
You know,
maybe I can just help, uh--

300
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,239
No. I told you,
you could trust me.

301
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,949
And I'm not
going to let you down.

302
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,492
[gentle music]

303
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:31,037
I just need to teach them the
way I was taught.

304
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,914
[Demon] AHHH!

305
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,415
[Charlie shouting] This is
how you learned to trust people?

306
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,419
[Demons shout]
Bring it on Bitch, Yeehaw!

307
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,087
[Vaggie in drill sergeant style]
There is nothing stronger

308
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,256
than the trust
between comrades and arms.

309
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:44,467
Buckle up, butter cups, because
today you boys become men!

310
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,428
[explosion]
You...

311
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:49,931
[Sir Pentious] Wait, wait! I
can't fight without my minions--

312
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,559
[Vaggie] ...
Are going to survive together.

313
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,227
[Sir Pentious] Aaaahhh!
[Vaggie] And you--

314
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,604
[Angel] D-don't you even think
about it--

315
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:56,688
Are going to
make this hotel work!

316
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,065
[Angel screams]

317
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,360
[excitedly] My turn, my turn!

318
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,112
Vaggie! No!

319
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,530
This is the only way
they'll learn, Charlie.

320
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,407
No, it's not.
There are other ways.

321
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,327
-It just takes time.
-Time we don't have.

322
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,370
[Vaggie] How many
exterminations

323
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,623
will have gone by before these
idiots get their shit together?

324
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,958
How many times do we have
to watch your people be killed

325
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,960
before we make headway?

326
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,503
Vaggie...

327
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,173
I took charge today
and it all went sideways.

328
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,091
I'm supposed to make
your dreams a reality.

329
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,635
I'm supposed to protect you.

330
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,303
I'm supposed to never fail you.

331
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,305
[Angel] I blame you for this you
crazy bitch!

332
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,557
You didn't fail me,

333
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:35,435
[somber music]
Vaggie... You're not--

334
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,021
If I can't help you,
what's the point of me?

335
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:42,359
[gasps] Vaggie, don't say that!
You do so much! It's--

336
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:45,695
I'm sorry. I'd like
to be alone for a minute.

337
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,989
[somber music continues]

338
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,574
[fighting and screaming
continues]

339
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:52,994
[Angel breathes heavily]
[strains and groans]

340
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:54,913
[Angel] Made it.

341
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,332
Let's go home, guys.

342
00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:00,377
Ugh! I just walked
up all those stairs.

343
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:06,549
-[strains]
-[morose music]

344
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:10,053
[Carmilla mutters in Spanish]

345
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,932
[Zestial] Carmilla,
what troubles thou?

346
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,185
Losing thy
composure is unlike thee.

347
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,437
[sighs] It's nothing, Zestial.
Really.

348
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,690
[Zestial] The felled angel...

349
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,775
'twas by thy hand, was it not?

350
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,152
-Let's not talk about it.
-[Clara] Mom...

351
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,487
Maybe he should know.

352
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,364
Nobody should know.

353
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:34,160
I did what I had to do.
I am not discussing this.

354
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,788
[sombre music]
[gentle singing]

355
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:40,625
♪ What weighs on
Your soul old friend? ♪

356
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:45,588
♪ I implore
You to share the load ♪

357
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:52,220
♪ If it was thou
Who slew the angel ♪

358
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:57,976
♪ Why not let
Your strength be known? ♪

359
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,480
[gentle ballad music]
♪ I always thought ♪

360
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:09,319
♪ That I would
Keep blood off my face ♪

361
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:16,077
♪ But when that thing attacked
I had to act ♪

362
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:20,582
♪ To cross
That line and keep them safe ♪

363
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:25,086
[power ballad music]
♪ But if anyone knew ♪

364
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:30,508
♪ Then all of
Hell would rise to war ♪

365
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:35,597
♪ And who's to say
who'd survive the fray? ♪

366
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:38,558
♪ I might lose the ones ♪

367
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:42,312
♪ That I was killing for ♪

368
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:46,483
[power ballad builds]
♪ So I... ♪

369
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:51,529
♪ I'll be your keeper ♪

370
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:57,160
♪ Do whatever it takes
I'll make the mistakes ♪

371
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:02,457
♪ I'll keep you safe and
Keep this secret ♪

372
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:07,337
♪ When I saw your face ♪

373
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:13,343
♪ You made me feel like a
Stranger in a brand new place ♪

374
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:18,807
♪ And it felt so
Good to be understood ♪

375
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:24,813
♪ But there's so much I wished
that I could say ♪

376
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:34,239
♪ So, I... I'll be your armor ♪

377
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:40,286
♪ Do whatever it takes
I'll make the mistakes ♪

378
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:45,917
♪ I'll spend my
Life being your partner ♪

379
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:50,213
♪ And I don't know
What we might face ♪

380
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:54,425
♪ But I know
I can't replace you so ♪

381
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:57,762
♪ I'll do anything to save you ♪

382
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:04,352
♪ And I will try to make your
Dreams come true ♪

383
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:11,693
[singing together] ♪ Whatever
We go through, I know I... ♪

384
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:17,407
-♪ I'll be your keeper ♪
-♪ I'll be your armor ♪

385
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:21,703
[singing together]
♪ Whatever it takes ♪

386
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:27,292
-♪ I'll make the mistakes ♪
-♪ I'll make the mistakes ♪

387
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,670
[singing together]
♪ Whatever it takes ♪

388
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:38,136
[quirky music]
Ooohh. This smells like fun.

389
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:41,806
Ooh,I love garbage.
[lift dings]

390
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,183
[Alastor]
So, what did you hear?

391
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:48,730
[Frank] First the old guy w-was
all "you're not yourself,

392
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,316
you're the one that
killed the angel" a-a-and

393
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,734
then she was all

394
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,611
[sings]
♪ Whatever it takes ♪

395
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:57,655
-And then what was that last thing?
-She killed the angel?

396
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,574
Interesting.

397
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,577
Let's keep this between us,
shall we?

398
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:03,786
You got it, boss.

399
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,497
[melancholy music]

400
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,374
-[Vaggie] Hey.
-[Charlie] Hey.

401
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,669
[sighs]
I'm sorry I got so crazy today.

402
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:14,422
[Charlie] No, no, I'm sorry.

403
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:18,426
I'm sorry I put pressure on you.
We work as a team.

404
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,804
I guess I just thought
all this would be easier,

405
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:25,642
But we'll figure
it out... together.

406
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:29,896
I mean, look what
your exercise did for them.

407
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,398
[all laughing]

408
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,318
[Angel] And then when that buff
guy started beating the shit outta you.

409
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:38,321
Ha ha!
Yes, with the dismembered arm.

410
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:41,908
Yes, that was
particularly unpleasant.

411
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,785
[giggles]
I liked that part.

412
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,578
[Husk]
Well hey,

413
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,580
at least you can take
a beating like a champ.

414
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,457
You did okay, new kid.

415
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,876
[Sir Pentious] Really?
Oh, well,

416
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:55,838
I suppose I did get into a little
of the old rough and tumble today.

417
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,548
[laughs]

418
00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:00,969
And thank you for
pulling me out of there.

419
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:07,850
[all laugh and giggle]

420
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,728
[Vaggie]
Well, how about that?

421
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,690
-[door slams]
-[Vaggie] Alastor...

422
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,650
Failed to get rid
of the eggs, I see.

423
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:20,905
Yes, well, the little monsters
prove to be rather useful.

424
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,449
[Vaggie] Why don't you give
them back to Pentious?

425
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,535
-Really?
-[Vaggie] Yeah.

426
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,870
After today, I guess I
can trust you with them.

427
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,790
But seriously, no more weapons.

428
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:35,795
[Pentious emotionally]
Ahhhh! My eggs! Yeah.

429
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,006
Oh it's so good
to have you back.

430
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:42,010
[shouts] Now go clean
my quarters this instant!

431
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:45,346
[Charlie] Maybe things will
move faster than you think.

432
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:49,726
[Sir Pentious] Ah! How was your
day with Alastor my minions?

433
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,561
It was awesome, boss.

434
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:54,814
I went to this meeting
and there was a knife lady,

435
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:58,359
an old guy and a dinosaur.

436
00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,694
That's nice.

437
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:02,030
And the nice
lady killed an angel.

438
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:05,658
And I was not
supposed to talk about it--

439
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:09,662
Oh, I'm so sure and maybe
you'll meet martians tomorrow.

440
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:15,001
But now it's time for sleep.
Good night Eggies.

441
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,962
[Frank yawns]

442
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:26,804
[End credit music]