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[opening credit music]

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[gentle music]

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[Vaggie yawns]

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Oh. Charlie?

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Don't understand why it's not
working. Think Charlie, think.

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Think, think, think,
think, think, think.

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[mutters]

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{\an8}...Trust falls, every single
morning, we could do...[gasps]

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{\an8}[Angel] Yikes.

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{\an8}- [Vaggie] Charlie?...Sweetie,
- C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Charlie!

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{\an8}You, uh. You good?

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Nope, no! Not really! Haha!

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I've been up all night trying to
figure out why the hotel isn't working.

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We've done trust falls. We've
tried sharing our feelings.

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We only have a couple months
left before the angels come.

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[Manic laughter]

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- And at this rate...
- [Vaggie] Maybe it's time...

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- No.
- to ask...

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Don't say it.

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your dad.

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[Charlie groans]

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{\an8}Charlie, I know you don't want to,
but we need every advantage we can get.

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{\an8}He let the extermination
happen to begin with.

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{\an8}They just had a meeting and
said, "Go ahead and kill everyone!"

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[gasps]

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{\an8}Wait. That's it.

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{\an8}- [Vaggie] Kill everyone?
- No.

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He could get me a meeting
with Heaven.

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Didn't we already try that?

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Well, yeah, with Adam,
he was an asshole.

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But he isn't in charge
of all of Heaven.

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We could go to the top!

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There's sure to be
some angels who will listen.

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[Husk] What's the holdup?

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You got daddy issues?

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No, we just have
never been close.

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After he and Mom split, he never
really wanted to see me.

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He calls... sometimes, but only if he's
bored or like, needs me to do something.

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Daddy issues.

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Well, I'd like to meet
the big dick in charge.

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The ultimate bad boy.
[giggles like a gremlin]

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I bet he's scary.

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[Lucifer] That's it.

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[suspenseful music]
Almost there!

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Now presenting...

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the magic-tastical
backflipping rubber duck!

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Ha ha!

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That spits fire!

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[laughs]
[jovial music]

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Hold the applause!
Please, okay.

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Oh, thank you, thank you.
Oh God, who am I kidding, this sucks!

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[duck squeaks]

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[phone rings]

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Daughter? Daughter calling,
daughter, daughter calling! Oh! Um-Uh.

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Hello, Charlie.

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H-Hey, heyyy,
CharChar...

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No! No, that's not good.

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Oh, this is the first time
she's called you in years.

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This has to be perfect.

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Hey, bitch!

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Hi, Dad.

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Hey! How are you?
[chuckles]

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Wh-wh-where are you these days?

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You know where I am, Dad.
I've told you before.

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You have?
Oh yeah, uh?

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Well, you know I um, uh...

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I told you when you
called me five months ago.

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Or did you not listen?

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No, no, no, no. Just, you know,
just forgot, I've just been really busy!

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Ya know with um...
important things.

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Well, I'm actually running a
hotel to rehabilitate sinners.

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Maybe you saw our commercial.

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Oh... sadly I missed it.

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Heheh, you know I haven't been
watching much TV lately.

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Scrambles the brain.

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[laughs]

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But, hey, a hotel! Fun!

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[sighs] Listen, Dad,
I've got... kind of a big ask.

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[coughs]
Yeah, of course.

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Anything in my power
is yours for the asking.

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You just name it.

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I need to speak to Heaven.

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Well, whoever's in charge up
there, above Adam, above anybody.

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I need to go to the top.

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Oh no!

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Nooooo,

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[Lucifer] <i>no, no,
no, no, Charlie</i>

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no, no, no, that's, uh...
No.

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[frustrated] Look, Dad.
I don't ask you for much.

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I never have, but this,
this is really important to me.

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It's the most important thing
I've ever done.

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And... I need you.

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[Charlie] <i>I need your help.</i>

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[stammers]
I don't know, Charlie.

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Please, just come
see what I'm trying to do.

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You'll see why it's
a really good idea.

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And Heaven is bound to agree
if I get the chance to talk to them.

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Please, Dad.

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Wait. You're inviting me over?

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Absolutely!

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Hoh! I'll be there in an hour!
[phone beeps]

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[singing] My daughter wants to
see me! Take that depression!

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Well, we have an hour
until he gets here.

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[Vaggie] Okay, people, Lucifer
is on his way.

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So we are going to
get this place presentable,

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and we are all going to make
an amazing impression!

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Vamonos!

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[light music]

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[breathes deeply]

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[Charlie]
Okay everyone,

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it's showtime!

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- [Lucifer] Chaaaarlie!!
- Hey, Da-

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Oh, it's so good
to see you. Haha!

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It's good to see you, too, Dad.

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[gasps]

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[clears throat]
Welcome! To the Hazbin Hotel!

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Oh, hewwo, Keekee!

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Razzle, Dazzle!

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Oh, look how much
you haven't grown!

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Still fun sized.

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You taking care of
my little girl?

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[ominously] You better be...
[laugh]

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Wow, this place sure looks,
uh...

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Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh.

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It's got a lot of character.

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Oh, what in the
unholy Hell is that?!

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[Alastor] Just some of the
renovations we had done.

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Adds a bit of color,
don't you think?

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[Lucifer]
And you are?

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Alastor!
Pleasure to be meeting you, sir.

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Quite a pleasure!

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It's nice to finally
put a face to the name.

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You are much shorter
in real life.

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Who is this? Who's this now?

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Are you the bellhop?

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Haha! No!
I am the host of the hotel.

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You might have heard
of me from my radio broadcast.

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Hmm. Nope! I guess that's why
Charlie called it the 'Hazbin' Hotel! Hahaha.

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Ha ha ha! It was
actually my idea.

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Ha ha ha! Well, it's
not very clever!

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Ha ha, fuck you.

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Okay! Okay. Anyway.

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Dad, look at this lovely parlor,
where people can get to know each other

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and share secrets and stories
and intimate feelings!

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Without Alastor,

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we wouldn't have been
able to pretty it up this much!

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[Alastor] Charlie
has a very unique vision.

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I am happy to fulfill her
bizarre requests.

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Oh, thank you, Alastor.

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[Lucifer growls]

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Quite an impressive young lady.

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We're all very proud of her.

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[Lucifer clears throat]
Charlie, dear,

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why don't you introduce me
to your <i>other</i> friends?

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Oh, yes, of course.

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This is Vaggie.

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She's my girlfriend!

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Oh ho my golly! You like girls?

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So do I, we have so
much in common!

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Put er' there, Maggie!

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She's so pretty.

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[Vaggie]
Uh, lovely to meet you, uh, sir!

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And this is Sir Pentious and
Angel Dust, our guests!

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Your Majesty!

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[Sleazily]
Heya, short king.

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Husk is our bartender, and
Niffty is our housekeeper!

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Nice to meet you.

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Hello.

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I clean. Hehehehe.

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[crash]

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[coughs]

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Ha ha ha, alright then.

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[Upbeat music]
Ha ha.

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<i>♪ Looks like you could use some
help from the big boss of Hell himself ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Check out Daddy's
glowing reviews on Yelp ♪</i>

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♪ 'Five Stars' <i>'Flawless!'
'Greater than great!' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, with a punch
of a pentagram ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I wap bap boom alakazam ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Usually, I charge a
sacrificial lamb ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But you get the
family rate! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thanks, Dad ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who needs a busboy
now that you've got the chef ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Woh-oh-oh! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Michelin tasting menu
free a la carte ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'll rig the game for you
because I'm the ref ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Champagne fountains,
caviar mountains, that's just a start! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who's been here
since day one? ♪</i>

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♪ Who's been faithful
as a nun? ♪

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<i>♪ Makes you chuckle
with an old-timey pun ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Your executive producer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's true! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm your guy, your
day-to-day ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Your chum, your steadfast
hotelier ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Remember when I fixed
that clog today? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I was stuck, thank
you, sir! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh you! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm truly honored that
we've built such a bond ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Aawww ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're like the child
that I wish that I had ♪</i>

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Uh, what?

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<i>♪ I care for you just
like a daughter I spawned ♪</i>

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Hold on now!

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<i>♪ It's a little funny,
you could almost call me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dad ♪</i>

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[Lucifer plays violin]

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[Alastor plays piano]

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[Lucifer plays accordion]

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<i>♪ They say when you're
looking for assistance ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's smart to pick
the path of least resistance ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Others say that in
your needy hour ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's no substitute
for pure angelic power! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who just happens to
also be your blood ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sadly there are times
a birth parent is a dud ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They say the family
you choose is better ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What a bunch of losers! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Can you butt out
of my song? ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Your song? I started this ♪</i>
- <i>♪ I'm singing it, I'll finish it! ♪</i>

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♪ Oh you tacky piece of... ♪

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<i>♪ It's me! Yes, it's me!! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I know you were all
waiting for me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm here ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What a gas ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Took a while but I'm
present at last! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mimzzzyyyyyyy ♪</i>

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[Lucifer] Who?

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Didn't you just hear me?

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Why is everybody gawkin'?

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Is it, cuz I'm adorable?

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Mimzy!

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Alastooorr, sweetie, doll-face!

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So good to see you.

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How you been?
Good? Good.

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[squeeze]

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Listen, I was in
the neighborhood.

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I heard you were staying
at this ritzy slob factory,

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and I figured
I'd stop by, say hi!

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For old times sake.

239
00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,893
Of course, sweetheart!

240
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,687
Everyone is welcome here.

241
00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:05,147
[Charlie] Oh, how nice!

242
00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:06,273
So you two know each other?

243
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,858
Oh, yeah. We go way back,

244
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:10,193
ran in the same circles
when we were alive.

245
00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:13,322
You know, this one used to
frequent the club where I used to perform.

246
00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,991
He's the only one I knew
who could pound whiskey like a sailor

247
00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:18,160
then keep up with me
on the dance floor.

248
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,329
Oh, quite a talent, this gal.

249
00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:23,707
Ho, ho, you should have
seen her in her heyday.

250
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:26,001
Hey, watch it tall,
dark and creepy.

251
00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,003
I'm still in my prime!

252
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,922
Oh, oh my stars!

253
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,008
[gasps]
Is that Lucifer?

254
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,259
Move it!

255
00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:37,721
Pleased to meetcha,
Your Highness.

256
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:42,684
Alastor, you gotta warn a girl
when she's in mixed company.

257
00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,686
Charmed, I'm sure.

258
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:48,440
As much as I'd love to catch up,
Charlie and I have a tour to continue.

259
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,984
I'm sure Charlie can handle
showing me around.

260
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,861
[Alastor] Nonsense!

261
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:56,031
We started the hotel together,
and we'll show it off together.

262
00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,449
Right, Charlie?

263
00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,117
Oh, right.

264
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,370
Why don't you let the
others help you settle in,

265
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,246
and I'll be back before
you know it.

266
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:07,459
So, where can a girl
get a drink around here?

267
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,752
[grunts]

268
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:11,004
My, my, is that Husker?

269
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,715
Alastor still has you
slinging hooch for him, I see.

270
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,842
[chuckles]
Classic!

271
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,344
How ya been, fur-ball?

272
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,013
Good until five minutes ago.

273
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,891
Oh, don't tell me
you're not happy to see me.

274
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,768
You might hurt my feelins.
[giggles]

275
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,187
Hey Niffty,
whatcha' been up to, girlie?

276
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,730
Fighting bugs.

277
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,024
[scuttling] And uh,
how's that going for you?

278
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,401
They're winning.

279
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,236
But not for long.

280
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,948
Uh-huh... Thanks, pussy cat!

281
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:39,241
[Husk]
Oh, fuck you.

282
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:42,244
So uh, you and Alastor
are like what?

283
00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:43,412
Friends?

284
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:45,288
Well, that's your
word, not mine,

285
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,082
but I think it fits.

286
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,501
Why so surprised?

287
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,461
Well, just didn't know
he had any of those.

288
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,256
He's been here a while and
is still a big, creepy mystery.

289
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,091
What's his deal?

290
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,343
Well, you probably
heard the stories.

291
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,804
[Mimzy] He appeared
in Hell suddenly,

292
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,932
<i>making a splash quicker
than anyone had ever seen.</i>

293
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:07,769
<i>At first, people wanted
to dismiss him,</i>

294
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,939
<i>but soon overlords
started goin' missing,</i>

295
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,233
<i>and not small ones neither.</i>
[evil laughing]

296
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,111
<i>We're talking heavy hitters.</i>

297
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,947
<i>No one knew what
happened to 'em</i>

298
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:23,785
<i>until these strange radio
broadcasts started going out.</i>

299
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:27,956
[ominous music]
<i>All you could hear was screams.</i>

300
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:30,459
<i>Every time an overlord
went missing,</i>

301
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:34,129
<i>there'd be a new voice
screaming in the broadcast.</i>

302
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:38,467
<i>That's when Alastor revealed
himself as the Radio Demon,</i>

303
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:42,387
<i>and anyone that would mess
with him...</i> [laughs]

304
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,473
<i>Well, let's just say</i>

305
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:49,436
<i>his broadcasts never
lacked new voices.</i>

306
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,023
<i>That's the story
most people know,</i>

307
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,859
but underneath it all...

308
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,195
He's a total sweetie.

309
00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,946
Put on some jazz and
pour a couple fingers of rye,

310
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,156
and he becomes a kitten!

311
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,159
Stop with the looks.

312
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,369
He hasn't done any
of that in a while.

313
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,914
Can I get another one of these?

314
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,249
Oh, what the fuck!

315
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,920
So, once we have the proof
that redemption is possible,

316
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:19,341
this whole hotel will be full of
demons wanting to check out into Heaven.

317
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,218
We just need
a little more time to prove it.

318
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,428
The sharing circles haven't been
working as fast as I hoped,

319
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,514
[Husk] Ey, Boss? Can
I have a word.

320
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:26,515
[Charlie] but I'm thinking
that with a little bit more rethinking

321
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:27,224
we can really get it going.

322
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,309
What is it?

323
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,977
You and I both know Mimzy only
shows up when she needs somethin'.

324
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,396
That bitch is trouble,
and who knows what kinda demon

325
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,357
she fucked with to
come running to you this time?

326
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:39,194
It's nothing I can't handle.
Don't worry Husker.

327
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:42,197
Who in their right
mind would cross me?

328
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:46,535
I mean... you've been gone
a while and it's not like anybody knows why.

329
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,078
They don't need to know.

330
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,039
And don't you worry
your fuzzy head about it.

331
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:55,043
[growls] You may own my soul,
but I ain't your fucking pet!

332
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,963
Hmhm! But you are! Haha!

333
00:13:57,963 --> 00:14:00,966
Big talk for someone
who's also on a leash.

334
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,261
[Alastor]
Aha, what did you say?

335
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:08,014
[chain clanks]
Oh, fuck! Nothing I, um--

336
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,266
[chokes]

337
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,560
[Alastor]
If you ever say that again,

338
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,145
[intense music]
I will tear your soul apart

339
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,231
and broadcast your screams

340
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,567
for every other disrespectful
wretch

341
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,027
who dares to question me.

342
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,320
- Understood.
- Lovely.

343
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,907
[chuckles]
Good talk, my good man!

344
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,577
Always nice to catch up.

345
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,120
[Vaggie] And we've
almost been able to find

346
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,413
all of Angel's drug stashes...

347
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,623
Almost.

348
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:37,627
So once that's out of the way it
should be much smoother sailing.

349
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,589
Well, that certainly is,
uh... is-is something.

350
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:43,091
So... What do you think?

351
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,968
- About what?
- The hotel.

352
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:48,597
Oh yes, it does... it does look
much better now, doesn't it?

353
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,265
[chuckles]

354
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,017
Ya know, but I'm thinking this
railing needs work,

355
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:55,061
one good push and you'd just
go right over the edge.

356
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,980
Whoopie, bye-bye.
[laugh]

357
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,941
What? No, no, the plan, Dad!

358
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,319
What do you think about
using the hotel to help sinners?

359
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,236
Ahh.

360
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,323
Alright,
I mean, look...

361
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,366
I love that you want
to see the best in people,

362
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:12,162
but these sinners... You know,
they're just the worst.

363
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:15,624
I, I don't know how much you can
realistically expect from them in Heaven.

364
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:21,171
Hohooo boy, Heaven is not
exactly as carefree as you might think.

365
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,298
Yeah, they have rules.

366
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,674
<i>Lots</i> of rules.

367
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,968
And they aren't very open
minded as you'd hope.

368
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:30,722
These are our people Dad,
I... I have to try.

369
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:34,309
Our "people", Charlie,
are awful!

370
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,479
They got gifted free will
and look what they did with it!

371
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:38,605
Everything's terrible!

372
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,649
[wheeze]

373
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:43,318
I just don't want you to put
yourself on the line for people like--

374
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,070
[loud thud]
Geez! What now?!

375
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,988
[Lucifer]
Well, like that!

376
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:51,034
[Loan Shark] Mimzy, we know
you're in there you lousy bitch!

377
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,160
Oh, shit.

378
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,329
- [Vaggie] Que carajo?!
- [Charlie] What's going on?

379
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:58,333
I maaaaaaay be in
trouble with some loan shark's

380
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,336
I may or may not have
borrowed fifty grand from-- eep!

381
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,129
[Loan Shark] You
better come out.

382
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,714
And I may have also
stolen a car...

383
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:08,468
and crashed it... into
the loan shark's girlfriend.

384
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,011
But that bitch had it coming!

385
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,597
- [Vaggie screams]
- [Niffty] My windows!

386
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,517
[Sit Pentious] Ah! We're under
seige! Ah! Take cover!

387
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,018
[dramatic music] [Vaggie]
Look out! What the fuck?!

388
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,645
[panicked shouting]

389
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,439
Ya see, this is exaaactly what
I'm talking about Charlie.

390
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,024
You build something nice,

391
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,151
you invite people in and
offer them everything

392
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:29,155
and they just bring violence
and chaos to your doorstep.

393
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,574
It doesn't matter how
well intentioned you are,

394
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,535
they're always going
to disappoint you.

395
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,954
[Sir Pentious] Niffty, come
along! [rubble crashes]

396
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,164
[Vaggie]
All of you, get a safe distance.

397
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,541
I'll take care of this.

398
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,710
[Alastor]
No, my dear, leave it to me.

399
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:46,715
It's time I remind everyone
why I am here.

400
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,801
[Mimzy] Oh, finally.
Took ya long enough!

401
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,554
[Alastor]
A reminder to all,

402
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:57,058
not to mess with
the Radio Demon.

403
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,518
[evil laugh]

404
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,145
[Loan Shark screams]

405
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,814
[Mimzy] Yeah!

406
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,735
[intense music] I will devour
each and every one of you!

407
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:11,114
[Lucifer] Mhm, ya see?
What I tell ya?

408
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,283
Charlie, sinners are violent
psychopaths,

409
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:17,120
hell bent on causing as much
pain and destruction as they can.

410
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,122
There's really no
point in trying.

411
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,459
Dad, stop! He's defending
this hotel.

412
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,544
[Charlie] It may be a bit
more sadistic than I'd hoped.

413
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,755
But he's doing it for me!

414
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:29,799
How come he can have faith in
me, but my own father can't?

415
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,177
[Angel]
Ooh, drama.

416
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:37,140
[Alastor] Oh, I missed
getting to let off steam.

417
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,769
Oh, Alastor! What
a fantastic show.

418
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,146
Bravo, as always.

419
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:47,150
Thanks for helpin' lil' old me outta
a tough spot, you're always such a pal.

420
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,151
[crash]

421
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,402
Oops.

422
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,572
Heheheh, sorry about the mess,

423
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,784
but I'm sure the lil' bug
can take care of it for ya.

424
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,162
I think you should go Mimzy.
Now.

425
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,623
Oh pff, Alastor,
you're such a kidder you!

426
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,291
Haha, you are so funny...

427
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,626
I mean it.

428
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,127
You deliberately brought
danger to this place

429
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,796
just to have me clean
up your mess.

430
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,839
I can't have that here.

431
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,801
But you love takin' care a' me!
What?

432
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:16,805
You don't actually give a shit
about this tacky place, do ya?

433
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,681
Come on.
I know you.

434
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,434
You heartless son of a bitch.

435
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:25,563
You are welcome if you actually
want to give redemption a shot.

436
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:29,234
But I think we both know
that's not really your style.

437
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,902
So you need to leave.

438
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:34,322
[splutters] Fine! Who needs ya?

439
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,826
Have fun with ya lil'
princess and ya lil' hotel.

440
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,619
See if I care.

441
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,579
[Angel/Husk] [eating popcorn]

442
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,498
[Angel]
This is really getting good.

443
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:47,377
[Charlie]
Dad... just... help me.

444
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,838
I...I can't.

445
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:51,589
Why can't you?

446
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,258
Charlie!
[gasps]

447
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,425
You don't understand,

448
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,761
Heaven never listens.

449
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,180
They didn't listen to me,

450
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,223
they won't listen to you.

451
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,183
You don't know that!

452
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,685
I do!

453
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:10,567
[soft ballad]
<i>♪ You didn't know that when ♪</i>

454
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,653
<i>♪ I tried this all before ♪</i>

455
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:18,241
<i>♪ My dreams were too
hard to defend ♪</i>

456
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,620
<i>♪ And in the end ♪</i>

457
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,541
<i>♪ I won't lose it all again ♪</i>

458
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:34,340
<i>♪ Now you're the only thing
worth fighting for ♪</i>

459
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:41,890
<i>♪ More than anything ♪</i>

460
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:48,438
<i>♪ I'll shelter and adore you
more than anything ♪</i>

461
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,941
Dad, I don't need you
to protect me from this

462
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:55,570
I just don't want you to be
crushed by them like...

463
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,237
Like I was

464
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,363
Dad

465
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,823
<i>♪ When I was young ♪</i>

466
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,659
<i>♪ I didn't really
know you at all ♪</i>

467
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,246
<i>♪ I always felt so small ♪</i>

468
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:09,584
<i>♪ But I heard your stories
and I was enthralled ♪</i>

469
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:16,799
<i>♪ The tales about your
lofty dreams ♪</i>

470
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:20,261
<i>♪ I listened breathlessly ♪</i>

471
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:25,224
<i>♪ Imagining it could be me ♪</i>

472
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:29,312
<i>♪ So in the end ♪</i>

473
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:33,232
<i>♪ Its the view I had of you ♪</i>

474
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:40,657
<i>♪ That show me dreams
can be worth fighting for ♪</i>

475
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:48,331
<i>♪ More than anything ♪</i>

476
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:51,334
<i>♪ I need to save my people ♪</i>

477
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:55,797
<i>♪ More than anything ♪</i>

478
00:20:56,005 --> 00:21:00,051
<i>♪ I've been dying
to find out who you are ♪</i>

479
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:03,471
<i>♪ I've been waiting
wanting the same thing ♪</i>

480
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:07,392
<i>♪ Looks like the apple
doesn't fall far ♪</i>

481
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,810
<i>♪ Took you a while ♪</i>

482
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,770
<i>♪ I've missed that smile ♪</i>

483
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,481
[Charlie and Lucifer together]
<i>♪ All that I'm hopin' ♪</i>

484
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:17,068
<i>♪ Now that my eyes are open ♪</i>

485
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:20,613
<i>♪ Is that we can start again ♪</i>

486
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:24,409
<i>♪ Not be pulled apart again ♪</i>

487
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:27,829
<i>♪ Cause in the end ♪</i>

488
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,957
<i>♪ You are part of who I am ♪</i>

489
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:36,421
[Lucifer] <i>♪ I'll support your
dream, whatever lies in store ♪</i>

490
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,339
[Charlie]
<i>♪ And who could ask for more? ♪</i>

491
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:46,014
<i>♪ More than anything ♪</i>

492
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:48,850
<i>- ♪ I'm grateful you're my father ♪
- ♪ I'm grateful you're my daughter ♪</i>

493
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:57,775
<i>♪ More than anything ♪</i>

494
00:21:57,775 --> 00:21:59,027
[song ends]

495
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:02,363
[Sir Pentious]
Aww, that was sweet.

496
00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:05,408
Okay, I can get you the meeting,
but once you're in Heaven,

497
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,995
I won't be able to go with you.

498
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,455
Will you be okay?

499
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:11,581
[Charlie] I'll be fine.

500
00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:15,543
That's my girl.
[sighs]

501
00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:18,379
Good luck kiddo.

502
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,842
This next part is
going to be scary.

503
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:24,927
- You ready?
- I'm ready.

504
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,512
'Cause you'll be with me.

505
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,514
In spirit, right?

506
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:29,807
In Heaven.

507
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,602
Yay!

508
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:37,065
[end credit music]

