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[opening title music]

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[Charlie] Okay. I have my warm
weather clothes and my cold weather clothes.

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I have a light jacket, flak
jacket and rain jacket.

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Wait. Does it rain in Heaven?

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Charlie, you're only going to
Heaven for a few hours.

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Vaggie, we are only going to
Heaven for a day.

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And I just want to be prepared!

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It's our last chance to convince
Heaven a soul can be redeemed.

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Yeah, I wish I could come,
sweetie, but I have that thing.

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-What thing? -The thing with the...
thing, um, fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar.

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Vaggie, you're my partner.
I need you there with me.

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[sighs] Fine.

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Yes!

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[huffs] Oh, fuck.

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[Niffty] You look messy!
What happened to you?

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It's who happened to me.

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And the answer is everyone.

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Twice!

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Val had me working 16 hours
straight on a fucking whim.

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The absolute dick bag.

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[explosion]
Arghh! What the fuck is with that wall?

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What up, hoes!
[laughs]

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Ho-Holy shit, Cherri Bomb?
Long time no see, baby!

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Angie, ya bitch!

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You been texting me
depressing shit all day,

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figured we could tear
shit up like old times.

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It's been fuckin' forever!

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Here hold this.

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[Charlie] Ah! Oh my
God, oh my God.

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[Vaggie] Nope, gimme that.

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I love seeing ya Cherri,
[loud explosion]

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but I'm too tired.
I need to pass out.

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Oho, you can sleep when you're
double dead, fuckhead!

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Come on, what you
really need is a recharge,

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a reinvigoration, a re--

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[Charlie] Responsible
night on the town!

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That is a great idea.

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Hi, Charlie.

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That's my wall that
you just blew up.

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It's so nice to
meet one of Angel's friends.

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Aagh, he never brings
anyone around!

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[Cherri Bomb snorts] Wonder why?

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Yeah, me too.

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Anyway, Angel and everyone else
have been working so hard.

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I think they deserve
to have a little fun.

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W-w-wait, they?

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Yeah.
Hi, everyone!

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Angel and his friend
are taking you all out

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for a night of fun
and relaxation!

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Wait, I am only here for Ang...

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Ooh! never mind.

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Let's go!

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Make sure they have
the best time tonight.

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Anyway the portal to Heaven
should be opening right about...

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[screams with delight] now!

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[upbeat music]

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Bye!

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[spits]

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[Sir Pentious] Well, if it
isn't my arch-nemesis!

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Have you come to meet
your fate in battle, Cherri Bomb?

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Apparently, I'm going out with Angel
and I got to drag your sorry asses along.

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[Sir Pentious] Oh, oh, you and
me are going out back for fun?

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I, I didn't think this
would ever happen.

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What? What do I do?
What do I wear?

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Don't fucking touch me,
you munted dickhead!

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[ethereal music]

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[Charlie] Vaggie, look
at this place.

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Its soooo clean!

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Isn't that amazing?

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Yep.
Super cool.

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Heaven.

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Wow.

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Hiya! Welcome to Heaven.

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Can I get your name, please?

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Oh! Uhhh, uh, uh,
Charlie Morningstar!

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Charlie Morningstar. Hmm.

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[mumbles indistinctly]

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I'm not seeing you
on my list here.

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That's so odd.

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Uh, um, my Dad got me this meeting, so maybe--

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[Peter] Oh, Dad! Okay!

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Try Lucifer Morning... star.

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Oh, fuck!

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Yeah.
Hoooo, he he he.

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Yikes. Am I right?

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Are you sure you're
in the right place?

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Because I think
you might be a little lost.

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Oh, here we go.

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No, uh... we're, we're here for
a meeting.

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[Sera] Saint Peter.

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We can take it from here.

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Greetings, daughter
of the Morningstar.

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I am Sera,
the High Seraphim of Heaven.

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[Emily squeals

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You are gifted to be here.

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Hi, I'm Emily,
the other Seraphim.

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Though you can call me Em!

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Emmy, E, whatever you want.

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I go by whatever.

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[laughs]
Welcome to Heaven.

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[church organ plays]
Dearly beloved,

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it is my pleasure
to say unto thee.

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[upbeat dance music]
♪ Welcome to Heaven ♪

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♪ Oh-oh, where the
virtuous reside ♪

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♪ 24/7 oh-oh ♪

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♪ People are happy
that they died ♪

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♪ 'Cause here we got no
worries, got no burglaries ♪

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♪ No strife ♪

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♪ It's the perfect afterlife ♪

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♪ Welcome to Heaven oh- oh ♪

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♪ Check out our sick decor ♪

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♪ The spirits leaven, oh ♪

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♪ Please keep your
brimstone off the floor ♪

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♪ We' ve got the best
and brightest ♪

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♪ The politest of the lot ♪

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♪ And everyone is hot! ♪

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♪ Gosh, I'm so pleased to
show some outsiders around ♪

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♪ After you see our realm ♪

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♪ You'll never want
to go back down ♪

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♪ Of course it is
just temporary ♪

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♪ I'm sorry you can't stay ♪

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♪ 'Cause every single day in
Heaven is a happy day ♪

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♪ Welcome to Heaven ♪

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♪ Yeah! ♪

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[song ends]
[pants]

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[slurps]

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Holy fucking shit balls.

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Am I seeing who I
think I'm seeing?

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What is she doing here?

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[pensive music]
How did she even get up here?

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Who cares? I'm handling this shit right now.

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Wait, you want to start a fight on
the promenade in front of everyone?

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Better than waiting
for the fucking extermination.

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[ssshhh]

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Sir,

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what was the
Seraphim's one rule?

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Uuuuuugh, "no one but
the exorcists can know about exterminations"

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I know, fine.

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[slurp]

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Don't fucking shush me, bitch.

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[Adam and Lute jump]
You should listen to your lieutenant. Adam.

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Fuck, Sera!

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You can't sneak
up on a guy like that. Jeez.

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Your Highness, forgive me,
but what are the hell-spawn doing here?

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Well, you failed to
control the demons unrest

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and now Lucifer is involved,

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setting up an audience
for his misguided daughter.

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I never would have agreed
to your... [Adam slurps]

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yearly activities if I thought
it would bring trouble to our doorstep.

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Keeping Heaven safe was
my only reason for allowing it.

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What do you want from me?

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I'm just one guy.

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I want you to do whatever
you need to do

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to keep this problem
from getting any worse.

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Are we clear?

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[sighs] Yeah.

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Got it.

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Okay. I love Heaven.

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Vaggie did you see
the ice cream shop?

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[excitedly] They had sprinkles made of rainbows!

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Those are just rainbow
sprinkles.

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Emily's going to take me to a zoo
where all the animals are actually soft!

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You coming?

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Uh, I need a break.

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But hug a koala for me.

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O.M.G.
Can you imagine an actual koala?

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Ahhh, see you later.

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Huh.

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[knock at door]

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[Adam] Hey there Vag-asaurus!

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Charlie will be back soon.

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You need to get out now.

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I'm not looking for the blonde,
babe. I'm looking for you.

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Why?

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Maybe because you left the band.

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You tried for a solo career.

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Or I guess it's more of a...

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duet!

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I don't know what you're
talking about.

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Do you really think I wouldn't
recognize one of my top girls

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just cause you're
out of uniform?

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[Adam] You were on
the front lines.

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I wouldn't forget a
bad bitch like you.

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It's why I named you
after the best thing ever...

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Vaggie.

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Actually, it's pronounced
Vaggie.

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Mmmmm no!

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Anyway, you sure fucked
up, didn't you?

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[screaming]
[frantic music]

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[Vaggie quietly] Go, run. Now!

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[spear clinks on ground]
[Vaggie gasps]

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[Vaggie screams]

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[Lute] Sinful filth like you
has no place in Heaven.

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[epic music]
[Vaggie breathes deeply]

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[footsteps approach]

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[Adam] To think someone as
worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie.

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'Grats on that, I guess.

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Their love is vile
and blasphemous.

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Hot as fuck though.

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But I wonder what your bitch
would think if she found out

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you are actually one of us.

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Hmmm?

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What do you want?

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Simple. You work for me again and
at the hearing you're going to help me

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shut this kindergarten snowflake
bullshit down for good.

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Never.

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Oh, yeah
You know, that's totally cool.

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[sinister music] I guess I'll just
tell little miss butterflies and rainbows

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that she's been fucking someone
who's killed thousands of her people.

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I'm sure your relationship
will be fine.

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[happily]
See you in court!

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[grandiose music]

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[strained]
Oh no, not him again!

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[Adam] What up, baby?

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Saw that you went to my manager.

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Low blow Karen.

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[Sera] We are gathered here today to determine

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whether or not a soul in Hell,

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can be redeemed into the heavenly
realm by means of this Hazbin Hotel.

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Princess Morningstar?

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[sigh] Thank you, Seraphim.

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[clears throat]

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Webster's Dictionary defines
redemption as--

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[Adam]
Objection, lame and unoriginal.

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Sustained.

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No further dictionary
references please.

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Right, okay. Uh, uh... Uhhhh.
Mmmm.

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If you have actual evidence,
then show it already.

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We have a patron right now

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who is making incredible
progress.

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-[Adam] Who?
-Angel Dust.

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Oh, yeah.
The porn demon.

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He's totally worth being
redeemed. [blows raspberry]

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Well, if you know so much.

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What do you think it takes
to get into Heaven?

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Ummm, w-w-well... Uhhhh.

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Is everything okay, Adam?

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Give me a fucking minute,
okay?

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[muttering]

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"Act selfless, don't steal,
stick it to the man."

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Are you fucking serious?

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Uh, yeah, sure got me here,
didn't it? [laughs]

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Right, Sera?

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He was the first human
soul in Heaven.

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Well, I bet Angel is doing
all of those things right now!

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Then let's fucking see it, brah!
[fingers snap]

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[wind howls]

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[Charlie] Your Honors,
may I present exhibit A.

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[nightclub music]

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[Cherri] Woo! Isn't this place the fucking best?

251
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:26,960
[Husk] I'll admit, "Consent" is
a good name for a sex club.

252
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,963
Niffty, dear, what
are you doing?

253
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,258
I'm sweeping! Urgh, look how icky it is in here!

254
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,719
That's because we're
at a club, dear.

255
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:40,140
Oh! I thought the hotel looked
different! [giggles]

256
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,352
Ms. Bomb,
I-I-I'd like to buy you a drink.

257
00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,687
Why? Didn't you say we're arch-rivals?

258
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:50,192
Um... uh... because I'm buying
everyone a drink!

259
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:53,195
[cheering] [Patron] Free drinks! I love alcohol!

260
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,740
Good, I need a drink
after today.

261
00:10:56,740 --> 00:11:01,161
You know, Val, he's into this
waterboarding shit now,

262
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,205
I don't know,
it's a kink.

263
00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:06,458
Angel, enough with the Val
talk. He already ruined your whole day.

264
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,210
Don't let him ruin
your night, too.

265
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:12,631
Here, take one of these and
you won't be worrying about nothing.

266
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,716
Here we go.

267
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:19,137
Oh, look, the drunk sobered up
long enough to judge us.

268
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,889
I ain't the one trying
to get into Heaven.

269
00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:23,266
Look, you want to
fuck up all your progress?

270
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:24,267
Be my guest.

271
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:25,769
I just...
[sighs]

272
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:27,896
I just thought you were
better than that.

273
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,107
Thanks, Captain Buzzkill.

274
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:33,777
Come on Angie, let's get fucked
up! It's been too long.

275
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,737
I, uhh, I don't know,

276
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,240
it's been a long night,
and I don't need to go too wild.

277
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,075
Hmmm.

278
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,495
Come on, bitch.

279
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:46,957
If you've really been working
that hard, you deserve a little R and R...

280
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:50,085
and some THC, or maybe
PCP with DMT.

281
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,838
Aw fuck it, let's see
where the night takes us, huh?

282
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:55,424
I... I guess.

283
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:58,260
Cherri, I bought you a shot.

284
00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:03,098
B-because I bought everyone
another shot! Hooray! [laughs]

285
00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:06,393
[club goer] Yeah, another
drink! I love alcohol!

286
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:10,730
[gulping]
Aah...fuck it, let's do it!

287
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:12,691
[huffs]

288
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:17,821
[Adam] Heavenly people,
what more do you need to see?

289
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:21,074
The porn star chose a
night of debauchery.

290
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,368
That's not a soul worthy
of being in Heaven!

291
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,661
Um, objection!

292
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,790
Are you really telling me
you've never had a drink with friends

293
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,459
at the end of a hard day?

294
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,294
Uh, we don't have hard days?

295
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,421
It's fucking Heaven, bitch.

296
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,799
You seriously going to sit there
and pretend like this behavior is okay?

297
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,509
What do you think?

298
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:42,471
I-- I-- I have to
go to the bathroom.

299
00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:44,097
What, Vaggie, can you hold it?!

300
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,851
[groans]
Angel will make good decisions.

301
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,728
[light ethereal music] Come
on, we have to keep watching.

302
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,980
Please.

303
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,482
[sighs]
Yeah. I don't know.

304
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,275
[Emily] Yeah,
let's give him a chance.

305
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,153
Very well.

306
00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,738
The court will allow it.

307
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,031
[exclaims]
Fuck, yes!

308
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,826
I mean, heh, thank you.

309
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,078
[dance music plays]

310
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,289
Round twelve, mother fuckers!

311
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,333
Heels are coming off!

312
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,919
[Angel]
Haha, Oh yeah, keep 'em comin'!

313
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,838
Come on, right here,
right to Daddy.

314
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,299
[Sir Pentious] Oh,
it's wonderful to have friends! [laughs]

315
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,551
Everything's spinny, hehe.

316
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,178
[Angel] Ha, I think
you're done, tiny.

317
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,971
No! Gimme gimme gimme!

318
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,098
Oh, come on, bitch,
she can handle a little more.

319
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,559
She's like ten pounds
soaking wet, and--

320
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,977
oh shit,
where'd she go?

321
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,312
Hey, fuck!
[glasses smashing]

322
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,313
Dirty, dirty, make it clean !

323
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,981
Dammit, Niffty.

324
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:38,860
Sorry fellas, here,
next one's on me.

325
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,238
[fighting, arguing]

326
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:42,197
Niffty?

327
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:43,532
Shit!

328
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,535
Chlorine... Bleach...

329
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,204
Angie... the fuck are you
doing?

330
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:52,540
You're supposed to be relaxing,
not playing nanny.

331
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,543
Look, she ain't used
to this scene.

332
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,546
I just don't want her to end up
in the gutter like I used to.

333
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,172
Pfft, whatever, nerd.

334
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,840
Just catch up when you're done.

335
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,301
-[Niffty giggles]
-[Angel] Stop!

336
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,928
You can't take that.

337
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,389
God, Niff, why are you
bein' such a mess?!

338
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,058
[sobs]
I'm the mess?

339
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:13,228
[bawls]

340
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:17,232
Oh, oh shit! Hey, hey, hey...
calm down, ya ain't a mess.

341
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:22,153
It's fine... Ssshhh, hey,
you wanna play with the kitty?

342
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,447
[bawling stops]

343
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,157
[Niffty] Yeah.

344
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,451
[Husk] The fuck is this?

345
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,536
She's wasted.

346
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,912
Just go with it.

347
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,082
Re-really?! Ugh, get the--

348
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,586
Ahhh, hey, wow!

349
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,130
Hey, so...

350
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:45,051
I see the club
has a sex room.

351
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:50,265
So, I was thinking, maybe you'd
want to, uhm...

352
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:54,311
do ... a sex with me?

353
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,604
[snort]

354
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,230
I'm sorry, why would
we have sex?

355
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,066
Uh... uh... Um...

356
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:03,528
because I'm
having sex with everyone here!

357
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,487
[cheering]

358
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,989
[Pentious] Wait.

359
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,949
-Get in here.

360
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,701
[door slams]

361
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,162
You know, we can do this
fucking shit every fucking night.

362
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,622
You don't have to spend
all your off hours

363
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:16,041
"working on yourself,"
you little bitch.

364
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,627
The hotel isn't a problem in his
life, it's--

365
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,253
[Angel] Valentino.

366
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,338
Exactly.

367
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,339
So why don't you--

368
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,299
No... Valentino.

369
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,217
Yeah, I'm here all the time,
they know me.

370
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,471
You're gorgeous... do you
need a job?

371
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,431
How many dicks
can you suck?

372
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,058
[Valentino] Ooh, I could
make you a star.

373
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,267
[Angel] Let's get the
fuck outta here. Ok.

374
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,226
-Come on--
-[Valentino] Yeah, a star.

375
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,186
Where's Niffty?

376
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:37,646
[Valentino] Porn star.

377
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,313
Okay, yup,
bring me another drink

378
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:38,980
or I'll
fucking kill you.

379
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:39,898
[Nifty] Bad boy. Hehehehe.

380
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,566
[Valentino] I said I'll
fucking kill you!

381
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,400
Excuse me.

382
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,568
-Pardon me.
-[Valentino] And I will.

383
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,737
Get out of my way.

384
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,281
[Valentino] Holy
shit, Angel Dust?

385
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,158
What are you doing here, baby?

386
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,494
You didn't get enough
dick today?

387
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,578
Funny.

388
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,163
Who's this chiquita?

389
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,332
You bringing me fresh meat?

390
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,750
[Valentino] Oi!

391
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,002
I just want a taste.

392
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:04,339
Ehh, weird, but there's
a kink for that, I'm sure!

393
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,590
[Angel] Fuck off, Val.

394
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,633
Excuse me?

395
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,343
I said fuck off!

396
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,512
I may have to put up
with your bullshit,

397
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,639
but you ain't fucking
with any of my friends.

398
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,391
You forget who you're
talking to?

399
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,601
I own you, bitch.

400
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,106
Yeah, you do, in the studio,

401
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,191
and you can do anything
you want to me there,

402
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,026
just like our deal says.

403
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,779
But out here, I get
to do what I want.

404
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,280
So once again,

405
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,990
fuck off!

406
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,369
-[Angel coughs and splutters]
-Enjoy the rest of your night, bitch,

407
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,371
-[Angel breathes deeply]
-[Valentino] because I'm going to enjoy

408
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,373
making you pay for it tomorrow.

409
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,626
-[sinister music]
-[Cherri] Fucking dickhead.

410
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,294
Fuck it.

411
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,379
It was worth it.

412
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:45,714
[Husk]
Way to go, kid.

413
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,216
Ow!
What the fuck?!

414
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:51,428
[Niffty chuckles]
For my collection. Hehe.

415
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,054
Wait up, guys!

416
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,724
Did you just call
these cunts your friends?

417
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,100
Thought that was my job.

418
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,643
There's room for everyone,

419
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,061
[emotive music]
and ya know...

420
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,230
you could come crash
with us too.

421
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,065
Okay, look, Angie,

422
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,568
I'm glad this
hotel shit is workin' for you,

423
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,444
but you know me, bitch,

424
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,405
I'm doin' just fine.

425
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:13,241
In fact, I'm gonna fuck the
next guy I see, okay?

426
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,243
But, if you need me,

427
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,662
you know where to find me, yeah?

428
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,372
[Pentious]
[panting]

429
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,749
Is Cherri still here?...

430
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,084
[door slams]

431
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,586
Dammit!

432
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,716
[Charlie] See! He did
everything on your checklist!

433
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:30,842
He was selfless,

434
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,552
he stopped Nifty from stealing,

435
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,346
and he stuck it to
that moth man!

436
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,599
[Adam] Uhhh... Well, uh...

437
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,226
Then, then why
isn't he here then? Hm?

438
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,104
Yeah, why isn't he here?

439
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,106
[murmuring]

440
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,649
[Charlie] Wait,

441
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:50,278
none of you know
what gets someone into Heaven?

442
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,738
[Sera] This questioning
stops now.

443
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,449
We know when a soul arrives.

444
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,284
We know when they pass
divine judgment.

445
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,702
It is our job to ensure

446
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,829
these souls are safe.

447
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,415
[Light music] [Emily] ♪
But she was right, Sera ♪

448
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,627
♪ She showed us a
soul can improve ♪

449
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:08,630
♪ He saw the light, Sera ♪

450
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,635
♪ Checked all the boxes
that you said would ♪

451
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:17,138
♪ Prove a person
deserves a second chance ♪

452
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,308
♪ Now we turn our backs,
no second glance? ♪

453
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:23,186
[Sera] ♪ It's not as
simple as you think ♪

454
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:26,314
♪ Not everything is
spelled in ink ♪

455
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,650
[song builds] [Charlie] ♪ It's not fair, Sera ♪

456
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,903
[Vaggie] ♪ Careful Charlie
keep a cool head ♪

457
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:34,781
♪ No! Don't you care, Sera? ♪

458
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,701
♪ That just because
someone is dead ♪

459
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:43,248
♪ It doesn't mean they can't
resolve to change their ways ♪

460
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,415
♪ Turn the page ♪

461
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,501
♪ Escape infernal blaze ♪

462
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,420
[Sera] ♪ I'm sure you
wish it could be so ♪

463
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,799
♪ But there's a lot that
you don't know ♪

464
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,510
[music gets more intense] [Lute]
♪ What are we even talking about? ♪

465
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:59,389
♪ Some crack-whore
who fucked up already ♪

466
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,183
♪ He blew his shot
like the cocks in his mouth ♪

467
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,562
♪ This discussion is
senseless and petty ♪

468
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,397
[Lute and Adam together]
♪ There's no question to be posed ♪

469
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,357
♪ He's unholy, case closed ♪

470
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,485
♪ Did you forget that
"Hell is forever"? ♪

471
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,195
[Adam]
♪ A man only lives once ♪

472
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,822
♪ We'll see you in one month ♪

473
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,408
♪ Gotta say, I can't
wait to-- ♪

474
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,201
[Sera] Adam...

475
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,328
♪ Come down and exterminate
you! ♪

476
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,288
-[Emily] ♪ Wait! ♪
-Adam] ♪ Shit ♪

477
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,122
[Emily]
♪ What are you saying? ♪

478
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,415
♪ Let me get this straight ♪

479
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,834
♪ You go down there
and kill those poor souls ♪

480
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,127
-[Charlie] ♪ You didn't know? ♪
-[Adam] ♪ Whoops! ♪

481
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,795
[Lute] ♪ Guess the cat's out of the bag ♪

482
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,005
♪ What's the big deal? ♪

483
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,299
♪ Sera, tell me that
you didn't know ♪

484
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,466
[Sera]
♪ I thought since I'm older ♪

485
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,218
♪ It's my load to shoulder ♪

486
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,261
-[Emily] No.
-[Sera] ♪ You have to listen ♪

487
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,637
♪ It was such a
hard decision ♪

488
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:43,391
♪ I wanted to save you
the anguish it takes to ♪

489
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,894
♪ Do what was required ♪

490
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,688
♪ To think that
I admired you ♪

491
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,900
♪ Well, I don't need
your condescension ♪

492
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,819
♪ I'm not a child to protect ♪

493
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:58,489
♪ Was talk of virtue
just pretension? ♪

494
00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:01,367
♪ Was I too naive
to expect you ♪

495
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,579
♪ To heed the morals
your purveying? ♪

496
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,540
[Charlie] ♪ That's what
the fuck I've been saying! ♪

497
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,960
[Charlie and Emily] ♪ If Hell is
forever, then Heaven must be a lie-- ♪

498
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,962
[Sera] Emily!

499
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,381
♪ If angels can do whatever
and remain in the sky ♪

500
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,927
♪ The rules are shades of gray
when you don't do as you say ♪

501
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:24,015
♪ When you make
the wretched suffer just to kill them again ♪

502
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:27,810
[downbeat melodic singing]
♪ I was told not to trust in angels ♪

503
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,395
[Adam] ♪ By her ♪

504
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,772
[Lute]
♪ Hah, she should know ♪

505
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:31,940
We should go.

506
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,650
♪ No! Don't you see? ♪

507
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,652
♪ We've come so close ♪

508
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,403
♪ Look at them fighting ♪

509
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,364
♪ They're at each
other's throats ♪

510
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,950
[Adam] ♪ Don't you act all high and mighty ♪

511
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:45,954
♪ Did you ever think
your little girlfriend might be a liar? ♪

512
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,497
[Vaggie gently]
♪ Don't, Adam, please! ♪

513
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,415
[Adam]
♪ What's the fuss? ♪

514
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,376
♪ Why hide the fact
that you're an angel ♪

515
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:55,630
♪ Just like us? ♪

516
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:59,384
[Epic music stings]

517
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:02,303
[sinister sting]

518
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,685
[Sera sighs and breathes deeply]

519
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,312
I'm sorry... but this
court finds that

520
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,856
there is no evidence souls
in Hell can be redeemed.

521
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,818
[Adam] Oh, fuck yes! I win.

522
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,569
Suck it, bitches.

523
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,488
You better save the date cunts,

524
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,490
because we're coming
to your hotel...

525
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,908
first!
[sinister music builds]

526
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,785
[Charlie gasps] What?
No, no, you can't--

527
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,495
[Vaggie] Oh, you motherfu--
[both scream]

528
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,497
[Emily] Charlie! Don't
give up on this!

529
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,708
I'll figure something out.
I promise.

530
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,835
[Sera] That wasn't
uncalled for, Adam.

531
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:36,337
Yeah, but did you see
the looks on their fucking faces? It was...

532
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:39,298
Ahem... sorry.

533
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:46,347
[Emily] Extermination... of
human souls.

534
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:49,058
Demon or not,
there is no reason to be doing this.

535
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,852
[Sera] They were
uprising, Emily.

536
00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,604
It is my position as
the Head Seraphim

537
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,606
to protect our people
at all costs,

538
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:56,691
and it's your position

539
00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,484
to keep them happy and joyful.

540
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,695
[Emily] How can I bring joy when I now know

541
00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:04,115
we are bringing misery
to thousands of innocent people?

542
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:05,950
Heaven needs us, Emily.

543
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,660
Everyone looks to us

544
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,579
and we can't doubt
ourselves or worry

545
00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:10,872
about the fates of demons

546
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,707
when we have our own
souls to protect.

547
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:15,460
Please, if you start
to question,

548
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:19,130
you could end up like Lucifer:
Fallen.

549
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,549
I couldn't bear to see you suffer that fate.

550
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:24,886
So please, let me worry
about this, okay?

551
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:26,554
[kisses lightly]

552
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,639
I'm sorry.

553
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:37,065
[end credit music]