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[opening credit music]

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[Charlie] Yes
team! Let me see that--

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Oh! Niffty, nice side swipe!

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Pentious,
like to see that effort.

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[Sir Pentious]
Teamwork makes the dream work!

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Yes! I heard that once...

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-[Niffty] Train, train, train.

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[Vox] No fucking way!

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They're going to fight?

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Oh, my God. Ha ha ha ha!

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Oh. Looks like your little hotel
didn't work out so well.

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[chuckles]

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Oh Alastor, I cannot
wait to watch you get FUCKED!

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[sinister laugh, sinister music]

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[gentle music]

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[Charlie sighs] Oh, I wish
my mom was here to see this.

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[Vaggie] The cannibals
seem ready to fight.

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Are we?

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[Sir Pentious]
Fear not, damsels.

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I shall have the staff
ready for victorious combat!

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[Vaggie] What in
the hell are you supposed to be?

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General Pentious,
reporting for duty.

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I'll turn those rapscallions
into soldiers in no time at all.

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Thank you, Pen.

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What can I do to help?

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I'm glad you asked, soldier.

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The base needs fortifications.

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Reinforce the southern wall.

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Create a moat
around the perimeter

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to stop a ground assault.

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[Charlie] How about this?
If you see an angel, stab it.

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[Niffty]
Oooohh...[evil chuckle]

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Stab! Stab! Stab!

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-[Angel] Hey, hey, hey, hey.
-[Charlie] Not Him!

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[Niffty giggles]

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[Vaggie in a drill sergeant
manner] Listen up, sinners!

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We got twenty four hours before
the extermination begins

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Let's get to work.
[epic music]

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-[Vaggie] So,
you wanna aim here, here...

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-[Vox] Oh, they suck.
-[Sir Pentious] Yes.

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-Watch this .

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-[ Vox laughing]
Oh they suck so bad

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[epic music continues]
[Vox] Oh, God.

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They're going to fucking die.

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They're-- They're going to die.

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[mic feeds back]
Hello?

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I want to thank
everyone for coming.

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Even people who aren't
staying here yet...Cherri.

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Look, I can't
resist a fight, okay?

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Especially when I get to
tag team with this fuckhead.

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Tomorrow, the exorcist angels will
face a Hell ready to defend itself and win.

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[Vaggie]
Yeah!

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Yeah, we will! Tell 'em, baby!

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Yes. And we are--
we are going to win!

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But in case we don't,

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I want you all to know...
that getting to know you

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has been
the biggest honor of my life.

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Whatever
redemption really means,

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[emotive music]
I know you all tried.

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I have seen
the good in all of you.

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And it's...

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I--I'm just...

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[gushes]
I love you all... so much,

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and-- and live tonight
however you want because--

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We're all going to die! Hahahah!

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[Vaggie] All right,
let's give it up for not dying!

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Love not dying!
Drinks?

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-[Vaggie] I mean, personally, I'm excited.
It's been a long time since I stabbed anyone

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and really meant
it, you know what I mean?

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-[Cherri Bomb] Cheers, bitches!
-[Husk] Yeah!

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[ice clinks in drinks]
[Angel] Here's to us!

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[Sir Pentious] Here's to being
alive today and not dying tomorrow.

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-[all cheers]
-[Cherri Bomb] Chug, chug, chug!

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[Alastor] Ah, the celebratory
night before a courageous last stand.

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It's been a surprising thrill to
witness these wayward souls find connection.

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Almost makes one sentimental,
eh Niffty?

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I really like them, Alastor.

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They let me put on roach
puppet shows without booing!

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Ahh, an enjoyable
collective to be around.

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I admit one
could get accustomed.

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[Niffty] I dub thee King Roach.

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Oh, to understand your twisted
little mind. Hahaha.

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[both laugh]

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Last day of afterlife,
[gentle music]

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and you're not off snorting
a line off some hunk's abs?

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Ehh, you fucked one cannibal
pool boy, you fucked 'em all.

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I guess you have changed.

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Hey, Charlie said live tonight
however we wanted,

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so pour me a fresh one,
and let's get to living.

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[Angel chuckles]

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[Sir Pentious] Miss Bomb...?

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-Cherri?
-Yeah.

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[romantic piano music]
I want to tell you... that I...

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I love...

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I'd love to wish you good
luck in the battle ahead.

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Okay.

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You are... Have always been a
worthy opponent.

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With the most...

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brilliant explosive contraptions
I've ever seen.

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Uh... Thanks?

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Anyway, I guess--

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[Sir Pentious speaking quickly]
Please don't die tomorrow. Okay. Bye.

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[Angel] Ya know,
you could totally tap that.

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Tss, don't be gross.
[slurps drink]

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Cuz, you know,
I hear he's got two dicks.

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...Huh!

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[Charlie sobs]
[melancholy music]

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-[Vaggie] Charlie?
-[Charlie] Um,

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I'm sorry... I'm...

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I'm just so scared.

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What if we lose?

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[romantic ballad music]
♪ You've already done so much ♪

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♪ So many lives you've changed ♪

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♪ So many souls you touched ♪

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♪ And in the end ♪

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♪ If it's only me you've saved ♪

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[Charlie and Vaggie sing
together] ♪ There's something that ♪

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♪ I've been dying to say ♪

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[ballad gentle builds]
♪ More than anything ♪

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♪ More than anything ♪

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♪ Need you to know
I love you more than anything ♪

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♪ More than anything ♪

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[kissing softly]

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[Adam] Extermination Day
is here, bitches.

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We're going to go down
and exterminate demon ass!

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[Lute]
Destroy that ass!

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Prepare to slaughter
every sinner in that shit hotel,

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and you all remember, Vaggie?!

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[Exorcists] Boo!
[Exorcist] We hate her!

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[Lute] Rip Vaggie's
cunt mouth out her ass!

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[Adam] Would you just--
ju-- chill, Lute. Fuck.

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Anyway, whoever brings me
Vaggie's head gets...

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Uh... I dunno, a million Heaven
bucks. How about that, huh?

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[Exorcists cheer]

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Haha, yeah!

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Ladies, let's fuck shit up!

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[screams in a rockstar style]
ATTACK!

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[Lute]
FORWARD!

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[Exorcists scream]

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[sinister music]

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Here they come.

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Get ready, everyone.

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We fight together!

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[tense indistinct muffles]

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[Niffty giggles]

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[Cherri Bomb] Come on, let's go!

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[Vox] Oh, oh. Oh.
This is going to be good.

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[Vaggie shouts]
NOW! FOR YOUR SOULS!

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[war cries]

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[Charlie]
Let's fuck them up!

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[epic music]
[Metal clashes]

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[Cannibal] Arrgh, take that!

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[menacingly]
Let the slaughter begin.

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[Alastor laughs]

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[dramatic music]
[Angel laughs]

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[fighting continues]

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[Adam] The fuck?!

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[Lute] They appear to
have some kind of shield, sir!

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Oh, really? I didn't see this
giant fucking shield in front of me,

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You dumb bitch. No shit!

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[metal swords clank]

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[music soars]

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[Adam] That's how they can
kill us?! With our own weapons!?

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Fucking weak, dude.

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[Lute roars]

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[machineguns fire]
[Angel laughs]

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[Angel]
Come'n get some!

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[Cherri Bomb] Eat
shrapnel, fuckers! [laughs]

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All angelic
weapons fire at will!

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Hey, yelling while
fighting doesn't help.

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[Maniacal laughter]

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[Charlie]
Alastor's shield is working !

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Trying to focus, sweetie!

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We might actually have a chance.

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Love the optimism.
Still trying to focus.

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[fight effort]

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I'm fucking over this.

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[epic music]
[punches]

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[sinister epic music]

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[gasps]
[Angel] Fuck!

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Oh no!

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[Adam pants and coughs]
[satisfied laugh]

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[music fades]

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[Vox] Oh, fuck!
I am so hard right now.

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[pensive music]
[Alastor] Adam.

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First man, next to die.

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Who the fuck are you?

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Alastor.

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Pleasure to be meeting you.

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Quite a pleasure.

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[music starts to crescendo] I'm
about to end your fucking life.

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Nice voice. Don't
you know jazz is for pussies ?

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[dramatic music]

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[fight effort]

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Nah ah ah!

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You really think
you can take me on?

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A mortal soul is no
match for me, edge-lord.

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[Alastor] You should know better
than anyone what a soul can accomplish

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when they take
charge of their own fate.

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[Adam] Arrgh!

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Ohohoho, think
you're tough shit, huh?

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[Alastor] Tougher than you!

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Hahahaha! You lack
discipline, control, and worst,

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[menacingly]
you're sloppy!

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And you're... fuck--

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fuck you... you red piece of f--

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too much fucking red... fuck...

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Shut up!

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[Alastor] Hahaha! Poetry.

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Grr, I'm going to wipe that shit
eating grin off your face

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'cause radio is fuckin' dead!

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What just happened?

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Ffffuck.

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[Alastor] Arrgh!

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[groans]

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[Vox] Yes!! Fuck you Alastor!

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Ha ha ha ha.

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This is better than sex.

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Have to disagree with you there.

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Radio's not dead,

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but it is ending this broadcast.

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[Adam laughs]
Bye, bitch.

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No! Fuck you,
fuck you, fuck you!! Pussy.

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Right flank advance!
Left flank, watch your six.

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Ladies! There are
more coming up on your right.

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Get ready for them Vagatha!

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Not my name! But, got it.

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[Charlie] Sorry! Sorry.

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[Charlie] Sorry--

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Sorry, sorry!

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[Vaggie] Now's not
the time for that babe!

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Oh, right.

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Die motherfuckers!

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[Husk] These fuckin'
angels won't stop comin'.

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-[Angel] Hah! -Okay,
I walked right into that one.

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Hold that thought.

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[whimpering]

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[fight effort]

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[Angel laughs]

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You alright squirt?

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I nearly scrambled myself.

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Get somewhere safe.
Arrgh!

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[Adam] Suck my holy
light, fuckers! Yeah!

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What? Alastor was
supposed to handle him.

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Oh, no, he must be--

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[shots blast]

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[Vaggie] We aren't going to last
long unless we do something about him.

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[Sir Pentious] Of course.

249
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,134
I'm trying to fight here!
You out of your fucking mind?

250
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,053
Yes.

251
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,721
[explosion]
[romantic music]

252
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,264
Miss Cherry Bomb,

253
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,392
I love you.

254
00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,143
Remember meeee!

255
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,728
That was kind of hot.

256
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:32,401
[Sir Pentious] Eggs,
activate thrusters, and charge the death ray.

257
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:33,360
Yes, sir.

258
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,153
Pentious?

259
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,406
[Angel] That crazy motherfucker.

260
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,699
[Egg Boi] Target in range.

261
00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:41,827
Fire.

262
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,079
[Adam] Oh, whoop!

263
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,497
[explosion]
[chuckles]

264
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,957
That coulda been ugly.

265
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,417
[Charlie screams] Noooo!

266
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:49,918
[despondent music]

267
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,503
-[Angel] Fuck...
-[Charlie sobs] No.

268
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,088
-[Angel] You did good, buddy.
-[Charlie] No, no, no.

269
00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:55,424
[Vaggie]
Charlie, I'm so sorry.

270
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,175
[Charlie growls]

271
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,177
Razzle! Dazzle!

272
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:03,473
[dramatic music]

273
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,933
[Dragon roars]

274
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,436
[Charlie] Let's ride.

275
00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:10,063
[Husk] Yeah! Get 'em!

276
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,440
[epic music]

277
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,442
[Charlie] Forward!

278
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,402
Go, Razzle, go!

279
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,196
Oh, look
who thinks they're bad ass now.

280
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,073
[Lute chuckles]
The traitor came to die.

281
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,118
[dragon roars]
[Vaggie] No!!

282
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,788
[glass smashes]

283
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:28,957
[Vaggie groans]

284
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,293
[Lute]
Before I take your life,

285
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:35,255
I'm going to tear that other eye
out of your face.

286
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,174
Try it, bitch.
[fight bell dings]

287
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,800
[swords clank]

288
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,136
[Vaggie and Lute strain]

289
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,304
[vaggie screams]

290
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:47,434
[intense music]
[strains]

291
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,103
Vaggie!

292
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,313
Surprise, bitch!

293
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,148
[Charlie screams]

294
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,317
[thud]

295
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,320
[Adam] Risking
your immortal life for sinners?

296
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:02,532
That's some crazy shit,
even for Lucifer's brat!

297
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:05,160
[emotive music]
These sinners are my family.

298
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,329
[mocking]
"These sinners are my famwy."

299
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,997
Do you even hear yourself?

300
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,124
You shoulda stayed
in your place, girlie--

301
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,542
-Arrgh! Shit!
[Charlie roars]

302
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,336
[glass smashes]

303
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:17,172
[Charlie] That's Princess
of Hell to you, pig!

304
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,841
The fuck? That hurt.

305
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,468
[tense music]

306
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,429
Heh hahaha, okay.

307
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,014
[Vaggie] Arrgh.
[spear clanks to the ground]

308
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,141
[Vaggie strains]

309
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,269
[Lute chuckles]
You always were weak.

310
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:34,272
[Vaggie yelps in pain]

311
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:39,903
So I'll spare you the pain
of seeing your demon bitch die.

312
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,613
[Vaggie strains]

313
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:45,200
[intense music]

314
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,873
[Lute screams]

315
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:57,504
Do it, then.
Correct your mistake.

316
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,881
Seriously,
you're pathetic, you know that?

317
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,218
Ready to die rather
than accepting mercy?

318
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,387
No, live.

319
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:09,224
Live knowing that you only do
because I let you...

320
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,600
The failure.

321
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,060
[Charlie
screams in the distance]

322
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,228
[Vaggie gasps]

323
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:18,108
EeeaaaaaUUUUAAGGHHH!!

324
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,652
[fight effort]
[Adam laughs]

325
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,446
[Charlie] Let...me...go!

326
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:28,660
This fight was cute n' all,
but it's time to die with the rest of them.

327
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,453
[Charlie chokes]

328
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,580
Charlie!

329
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,248
[Adam laughs evilly]

330
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,125
[thump]
[Adam screams]

331
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,418
[glass smashes]

332
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,919
[music swells]
Dad?

333
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,422
Sorry I wasn't
here sooner, sweetie.

334
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,925
[Adam] Huh? Okay, seriously?

335
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:46,428
How many of
you freaks do I have to fight?!

336
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,555
[sinister music] Oh,
I'm the only one that matters.

337
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,223
See, you messed
with my daughter,

338
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,976
and now I am going to fuck you!

339
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:55,186
[silence]

340
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,938
[Valentino]
Well, this just got interesting.

341
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,523
It's fuck you "up"... Dad.

342
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,275
Wait, what did I say?
[fight effort]

343
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:03,111
[energetic music]

344
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,946
So, this is what
you've been up to since Eden?

345
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,198
Gotta say, you really
let yourself go buddy.

346
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:11,661
[Adam laughs] You judgin' me?
You're the most hated being in all of creation!

347
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,664
Well, your first wife didn't
seem to hate what I had to offer,

348
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,584
or the second.
Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

349
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,628
[Adam] I'll fuckin' end you!!

350
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,129
Woah, missed me!
[horse whinnies]

351
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,714
Hoohoo, not even close.

352
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:26,092
Hehehehe! Nice try, douchebag!

353
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,637
[Adam] Hold still,
you slippery fucker!

354
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,138
[fight effort]

355
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,476
[intense dramatic music]

356
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,228
[Charlie] Ahhh!!

357
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,230
[Lucifer] I got you!

358
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,482
-[Adam laughs]
-[Charlie] Dad! Look out!

359
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,650
Huh?

360
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,652
[Charlie strains]

361
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,195
Woah, wait, what the fuck?!

362
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,488
[dramatic music]

363
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,157
[Adam yells]
[music calms]

364
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,494
[Lucifer] You come
at me , and my daughter ,

365
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:56,164
don't forget you're
in my house bitch! [thumps]

366
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,083
[Lucifer laughs]

367
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,459
Whoa, whoa, Dad.

368
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,544
[gently]
He's had enough.

369
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,755
[Lucifer pants]
Alright.

370
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,549
How's mercy
taste, you little bitch?

371
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,051
[Adam] No...

372
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,177
You don't get to end this.
[pants]

373
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:13,139
I'm fucking Adam!
I'm the fucking man,

374
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,016
and you're just some
fucking clown or something.

375
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,102
I started everything on Earth.

376
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:20,105
All of mankind came from
these fucking nuts.

377
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,648
You all should be worshiping me,

378
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:26,653
you ungrateful, disgusting,
fucking losers!

379
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,530
[squelches]
[Adam wails]

380
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,198
[Vaggie] Woah! [Lucifer] Hey,
you got something...

381
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,534
sticking out of your... Your thing there.

382
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:35,370
[drips]
[Charlie] Niffty?!

383
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:41,292
Stab! Stab! Stab!
[maniacal laughter]

384
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:44,212
[Vox] Holy shit!

385
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,755
Blood! Ha ha ha!

386
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,590
[emotive music]
Noooo!

387
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,259
Sir?! Sir?!

388
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,052
Stay with me, sir.

389
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,595
[shouts]
Adam!

390
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:53,805
[Charlie]
It's over.

391
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,432
Take your little friends

392
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,475
[evil shout]
and go home!

393
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,560
[pleasantly]
Please.

394
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,520
[poignant music]
Retreat.

395
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,565
All exorcists fall back.

396
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:14,075
So... who's up for pancakes?

397
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,117
[news sting]
Good evening.

398
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,744
I'm Katie Killjoy.

399
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,247
-And I'm-- -Nobody gives a shit who you are Tom.

400
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:23,084
Breaking news.
Extermination day is canceled.

401
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:26,171
Charlie Morningstar managed
to fend off the angelic attack

402
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,590
with more than just nice words.

403
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,467
In an unseen turn of events,

404
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,803
our demonic head
honcho Lucifer stepped in

405
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,556
to save his daughter's ass
in the last moment.

406
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,518
We're also hearing reports
that Adam, leader of the Angelic Legions,

407
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,146
first man and
totally fuckable bad boy,

408
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,648
has been slain
by a filthy janitor.

409
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,358
The janitor said, quote,

410
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:50,278
"Charlie told me
to stab, so I did."

411
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,447
Anyway, congrats
to Charlie and her crew

412
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,783
for not being totally
fucking useless for once.

413
00:17:56,618 --> 00:18:00,330
[gentle melancholy music]

414
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:04,751
[Charlie] Oh,
there, there. It's...[sighs]

415
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,085
It's okay.

416
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:11,299
[squeals]

417
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:21,059
[downbeat music]
[Charlie] ♪ He did it for us ♪

418
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,813
♪ The ultimate sacrifice ♪

419
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,483
♪ He gave me his trust ♪

420
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,362
♪ And look how
we pay the price ♪

421
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:36,241
♪ This bloodshed
could have been avoided ♪

422
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:40,245
♪ If I convinced Heaven
to work together ♪

423
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:43,498
♪ I took a hotel
and I destroyed it ♪

424
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:47,502
♪ I know I could
have done better ♪

425
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:52,215
♪ Better instead
of letting you down ♪

426
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,884
[Lucifer] ♪ Come
on little lady ♪

427
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,511
♪ Why the frown? ♪

428
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:59,597
♪ In the last 10,000 years ♪

429
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:05,520
♪ You're the first one
to change this town ♪

430
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,480
♪ You can do this ♪

431
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,274
♪ Now I know it ♪

432
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:12,610
♪ For your story
has just begun ♪

433
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,947
♪ You can't quit now ♪
hell, you owe it ♪

434
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:19,784
♪ There's still
damage to be undone ♪

435
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,911
♪ You've changed my mind ♪

436
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,746
♪ You've touched their hearts ♪

437
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:27,375
♪ Found the good
and souls gone bad ♪

438
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,877
♪ The stage is wrecked ♪

439
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,712
♪ The crowd is gone ♪

440
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,755
♪ But by God Charlie ♪

441
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:36,968
♪ The show it must go on ♪
[music builds]

442
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,386
[all together]
♪ We can do this ♪

443
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,888
♪ We can build it ♪

444
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,973
♪ Best hotel
that you've ever seen ♪

445
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,683
♪ Twice the bedrooms ♪

446
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,476
♪ We can fill it ♪

447
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,896
♪ With more
sinners than you can dream ♪

448
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,355
♪ It starts with you ♪

449
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,607
♪ You know it's true ♪

450
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,359
♪ Fulfill your destiny ♪

451
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,321
♪ So long as I've
got all of you with me ♪

452
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,907
[upbeat pop music]

453
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,784
[Niffty] ♪ To build a hotel
I think we need some brick and lumber ♪

454
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:04,245
♪ Good thing we're in Hell,
check out this little magic number ♪

455
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,747
[Angel]
♪ Start with foundation ♪

456
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,707
[Lucifer]
♪ A remedial creation for me ♪

457
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,876
[Niffty, Angel and Lucifer]
♪ It's as easy as can be ♪

458
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,420
[Charlie] ♪ No time for cryin'
we got a lot of work to do and ♪

459
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,756
♪ We gotta try and make the best
of what's in ruins ♪

460
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,549
[Vaggie]
♪ New coat of paint ♪

461
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,426
[Husk] ♪ New lights
across the marquee ♪

462
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,511
[Charlie, Vaggie and Husk]
♪ With a little sorcery ♪

463
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:23,598
[music stabs] [Vox] ♪ After
the battle masterless cattle ♪

464
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,808
[Vox and Valentino]
♪ Overlords hanging by a thread ♪

465
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,477
♪ With a bit of bravado
maybe tomorrow ♪

466
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:30,563
♪ We'll will be atop the heap ♪

467
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,774
[Valentino] ♪ While
the rest of Hell's pissing ♪

468
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,901
[Vox] ♪ Alastor's missing ♪

469
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,903
[Valentino and Vox] ♪ Fled
with his tail between his legs ♪

470
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,489
♪ Nature abhors a power vacuum ♪

471
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,407
♪ It leaves
room for you and me ♪

472
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,661
♪ The future of
Hell belongs to the Vees ♪

473
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,663
[evil laugh]

474
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,457
[downbeat music]
♪ This place is reeks of death ♪

475
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,793
[Alastor]
♪ There's a chill in the air ♪

476
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:57,966
♪ And I barely escaped
being killed by a hair ♪

477
00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:03,471
♪ " Great Alastor Altruist
died for his friends" ♪

478
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,974
[angrily]
♪ Sorry to disappoint ♪

479
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,893
♪ That is not where this ends ♪

480
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:13,982
♪ I'm hungry for freedom
like never before ♪

481
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:18,987
♪ The constraints of my deal
surely you have a back door ♪

482
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:23,992
♪ Once I figure out
how to unclip my wings ♪

483
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,452
♪ Guess who will be pulling ♪

484
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,664
[Music crescendos]
♪ All the strings ♪ [Laughs]

485
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,958
-[All] ♪ We can do this ♪
-[Charlie] ♪ We can do this ♪

486
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,835
-[All] ♪ We'll be better ♪
-[Charlie] ♪ We'll be better ♪

487
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:36,671
[All] ♪ Though
redemption may take a while ♪

488
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:37,755
-[Charlie] ♪ Though it may take a while ♪
-[All] ♪ Wayward sinners ♪

489
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,590
♪ Clear their ledger ♪

490
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:40,508
[Alastor] ♪ And we're doing it with a smile ♪

491
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,468
♪ Yeah ♪

492
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,470
[Charlie] ♪ We've made
a difference wait and see ♪

493
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,764
[Charlie and Vaggie]
♪ We're gonna do this you and me ♪

494
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,017
[Charlie, Vaggie, Angel and
Husk] ♪ And then tomorrow it will be ♪

495
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:52,520
♪ A fuckin' happy day ♪

496
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:59,110
[All]
♪ In Hell ♪

497
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,486
[song ends]

498
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:03,906
[ethereal sting]

499
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:07,410
What--? Where?... Where am I?!

500
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:11,372
Oh, hello.
[Emily squeaks]

501
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,833
[waves splash]

502
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,626
[footsteps approach]

503
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,045
[gentle harp plays]
[Lute] Adam is dead.

504
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:20,048
Your deal is done
and I'm in charge now.

505
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:22,842
Your brat is threatening
the very foundation of Heaven.

506
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,969
And if you want to stay here,

507
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:28,514
you're going down there
and stopping that bitch.

508
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,892
You understand me,

509
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,727
Lilith?
[ominous music]

510
00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:38,399
[end credit music]