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<i>Good morning,
Pentagram City.</i>

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<i>Today's top story...</i>

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<i>infamous loser, Alastor, has been captured</i>

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<i>by the strong, chiseled arms
of sex-icon Vox.</i>

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<i>It leaves us all wondering,
what is our TV daddy planning?</i>

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<i>And you can trust us with your gossip.</i>

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<i>♪ Holy shit, is this true? ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Alastor's been defeated ♪</i>
- <i>♪ By Lucifer? ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ No ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Then who? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That self-absorbed TV head ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Word is, he gut him fair and square ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I heard Vox fucked him with a chair ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Either way, it's seemin'
the Radio Demon's off the air ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I can't remember
ever seeing power shift this fast ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With all his smarmy talk,
I thought Vox was just gassed up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now he's surpassed all expectations ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hell as we knew it is through,
he's shaken the foundations ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now that Vox's muscles are flexed ♪</i>

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<i>♪ who knows what moves
those Vees will make next? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So I've had a stroke of luck,
it's true ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But I'm not one to rest on my laurels ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What a better time
to reinforce our crew? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Grab an olive branch,
go knock on some door-els ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Why should we keep crossing swords? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ After all, we're all overlords ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ You know you wanna be bad with us ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Bad with us ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Come and make angels mad with us ♪</i>
- <i>♪ So mad with us ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And Zeezi? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I hear that Heaven
has some pretty sick venues ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Open a club up, make a hubbub,
drop a beat to "amen" to ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, Prick and Hatchet, best believe
your gang fights are gonna be batshit ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With exorcist blades,
you can fill Heaven with rage ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, Maestro, I know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ a tranquil realm where you can rest ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, Zestial,
there's old boring shit up there ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Books, tea, eldercare ♪</i>

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♪ Mi querida, <i>Carmilla...</i>

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- Are you serious?
- Mm, yeah, okay.

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<i>♪ It's the dawn of a new regime ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come on, join the winning team ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's so much fun to be ♪</i>

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<i>♪ bad with us ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ So bad with us ♪</i>
- <i>♪ So fucking bad ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ with us ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Cha cha cha ♪</i>

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- No.
- Stop it.

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I mean, this is adorable.

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Sweetie, what are you doing?

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I'm trying to get
Emily's attention.

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She really didn't give you
a way to contact her, huh?

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Not really, she just
kind of popped up once

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and I don't have a way to reach her.

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Heaven is closed down or something,

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so now I just need to get--

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her--

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attention!

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Colors.

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Do you think she sees it?

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She doesn't see it, does she?

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If it makes you feel better,
they look pretty.

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Thanks, Vanny.

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Mmm, no, that one
doesn't sound right in practice.

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- Ugh. I'll keep at it.
-  Okay.

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Thanks, Vaggie.

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Ugh! This would just be
so much easier with Alastor.

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He was supposed to host the hotel,

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not get himself fucking kidnapped and--

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Oh, God, what do you think
they're doing to him, Vaggie?

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I'm sure he's okay.

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You know Al, he's always up to something.

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But I have things handled.

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Is there anything I can help you with?

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I don't think so, Vaggie.

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Look, the only thing that can stop Vox

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is the proof that Pentious is alive,

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and that I'm telling everyone the truth.

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So, I just need to keep...

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...trying!

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Stop Vox...?

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Hmm.

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Oh, I think I know what to do.

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Oh, Angel.
How was the group therapy session?

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Ugh, I-I missed it.

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I've had a headache all day.

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But Husk seems
to be enjoying the therapist shit.

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Says his "pretending to listen" skills
are put to good use.

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It was very informative.

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I have never heard someone come up
with so many ways to say "stupid."

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Adding a few to my personal dictionary.

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I just don't understand
why she left me.

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Well, maybe it's because
you're a moronic, unthinking damn fool.

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- "Damn fool"!
- Who is too nonsensically doltish...

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"Doltish."

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...to realize that you're
a mindless chuckle-fuck...

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-  "Chuckle-fuck."
-  ...with your constant

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gormless buffoonery.

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Maybe you should try
not being a feeble-minded...

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- Ah.
- ...smooth-brain for once!

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"Smooth-brain."

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Yeah. Maybe.

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Am I doing therapy right?

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I like therapy.

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- Where're you headed?
- Lucifer.

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I need to ask him something.

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Oh-ho-ho. Must be important.

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Give me the tea later.

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Hi there. Coming, coming.

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Just a minute,
I-I'll be there, I'll be right there.

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I wasn't doing anything weird, I swear it!

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Oh, hey, Charlie's girlfriend.

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What, uh, what brings you here?

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Come in, come in, just let me just--

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Wow, you really wasted no time, huh, sir?

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Aw, call me Daddy.

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Wait, no, don't. Call me Lu.

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What, now-- What is it you need?

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Uh, you're the king of Hell, right?

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<i>♪ Last time...</i>

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I checked, why?

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Well, I don't know how much
you know about Vox--

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Oh, the TV head guy?
Yeah, he's all over the place.

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Guy really likes
to hear himself talk, huh?

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Have you been, uh,

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- listening to him at all?
- Nope.

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Well, he's been hardcore shitting
on Charlie and the hotel for weeks.

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It's kind of driving her crazy, and I--

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Wait a second. He's been what?!

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Yeah. So, you know,
you think you could go over and, like...

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I don't know, smite him or something?

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Sorry. Oh, Vanastastia,
I'll let you in on a little secret.

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I cannot smite him, no.

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It's kinda part of the whole Hell thing.

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You see, it isn't just a place,

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it's, uh, it's a punishment,
and mine is that I'm stuck here

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with all these sinners, can't kill 'em,
can't do nothing with 'em.

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So I just have to ignore them.

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They are all mega gross,

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and not a single one of them
has good taste in musical theater.

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But Vox doesn't know that.

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What if you go intimidate him?
Bluff a little?

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To most of Hell, you're a pretty big deal.

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Eh, I don't know.

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Well, I'd ask Alastor,

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but, you know, he's unavailable, so--

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Oh, no, no, holda, holda, hold on, okay?

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I can handle any problem
a-five hundred times better

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than that dumb, red loudspeaker, okay?

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If my little girl is getting harassed
by this "Vox" fella, then...

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...it is my time to daddy up!

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Mm, no. Don't say it like that.

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But great.

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Aww, Charlie.

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Sera, we need to talk to her.

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Hell needs to sort itself out first.

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- But--
- What good would talking to her do?

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I don't think it's a good idea.

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You're afraid, aren't you?

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Because you know
we owe Hell a massive apology.

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I brought cookies!

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- What is he doing here?
- I invited him.

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I figured if anyone can help us
make these decisions,

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it'd be best
to have an actual Hell expert.

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Well, I'm not quite
a Hell expert, but, uh,

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yes, I'm happy to help.

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He can't be here, Emily.

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This is important,
only the highest angels can--

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Well, I'm as high as you,
and I say he stays.

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All right.

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So, Pentious,
what do you think we should do?

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My vote is that we should apologize.
Maybe with some gift baskets?

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- I mean, who doesn't love gift baskets?
- Right?!

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Um, yes, well, I'm sure Charlie would...

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like a gift basket? With <i>chocolat?</i>

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Oh! Oh! You should throw in
a cheese assortment.

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Oh. And a cute little plush bear
that says "sorry for the violence."

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That would be so cute.

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- Plus lots of taffies!
- On it.

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I really don't think this... is a good idea.

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How can the demons accept anything we say
after what we've done?

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Well, Your Highness, a wise woman once
told me that it starts with "sorry."

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So, I think it's worth a try.

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Okay. Bye.

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Have fun.

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Charlie!

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Emily! Ahh!

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It is so good to see you!

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Uh, a third time.

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Um, are you actually here,
or am I really dehydrated?

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- Definitely dehydrated.
- No, silly, we're really here.

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And we bring gifts!

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Oh! Are these taffies?

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That was my contribution.

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Uh, um, is Pen okay? Can I see him?

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The snake is fine. He misses you all.

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I'm sorry we can't bring him.

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Right.

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Well, thanks, guys.

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I appreciate this basket thing.

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Uh, it's-it's very nice.

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Wait! You're here!

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Yes! We are!

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I need you tell Hell that Pentious
is in Heaven and that Vox is full of shit!

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Oh. Sure.

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- We can do that.
- Hold on.

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Sorry, it's just Vox has
completely convinced most of Hell

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that you all are still out to get us

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and that redemption isn't real,

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- and that I'm just some crazy person--
- What's a "Vox"?

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Yeah, he's like a guy
with a TV for a head?

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It's like about this big--

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You know, it's not important.
Please, I need you to come with me.

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I heard Vox has a rally today, a big one.

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If we go there, you can apologize
in front of his entire crowd,

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show them all that he's a liar, and--

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And that we're sorry.

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Yes! So sorry!

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Yes! Oh, my gosh, yes.

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We're gonna need more gift baskets.

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I took off work for this, man,
just to see what Vox is gonna say.

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According to a recent poll,
Vox is the hottest person in Hell.

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- How am I looking?
- Not bad.

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You clean up nice for a TV.

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I know.
So, uh, you have the dancers ready?

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Mm-hmm.

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- And they're...?
- Tens, plus one eight for "diversity."

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Good man.

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Are you sure you want to present yourself
like this to all of Hell?

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- Pardon?
- Flocked by your partners.

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With their
far more impressive contribution

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to your flashy little clown show.

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What really are you contributing
besides... noise?

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I'm the face?

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The face of the revolution.

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Where the fuck have you been?

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Yes, but still, if that's all...

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You think they could have
pulled this off without me?

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It's me who made this happen.
I have the vision.

237
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- I have vision.
-  Sure you do.

238
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,524
Mm-hmm...

239
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,405
I should go get the dancers camera-ready.

240
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,073
See you out there?

241
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,868
Absolutely.

242
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:28,831
A-A-Actually, Val, how about you
and Velvette manage backstage?

243
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,958
Can't have any mistakes
in the presentation.

244
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,668
I can handle the crowd.

245
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,170
You don't want us coming out?

246
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,839
Just not right away.
Don't worry, you'll have your time.

247
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,924
Thanks, babe.

248
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,178
Sure...
..."babe."

249
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:46,308
See? I'm in charge here.

250
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,185
I suppose it's something.

251
00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:53,355
Excuses and lies
seem to still be your specialty.

252
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,900
I try.

253
00:12:57,152 --> 00:13:00,905
Hello, Pentagram City!

254
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,783
- Yeah!
- Oh, yeah!

255
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,870
Yeah! How are we doing tonight?

256
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,749
Better now that you're here.

257
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,918
Well, all right! Fantastic!

258
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:17,046
Well, I just have to thank you all
for coming out to support.

259
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,423
It's such an honor, a-and can I--

260
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:23,344
oh, just take a moment to say
Lilith would be so proud

261
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,888
of how strong Hell has become.

262
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,681
"Resist," am I right?

263
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:28,849
Come on, let me hear it!

264
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,144
Resist!

265
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,729
Revolt!

266
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,189
I love it!

267
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,815
I'm happy to serve you.

268
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:41,571
Trust us to take on the angel menace!

269
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,166
<i>♪ You're acting out
like you want Teacher's attention ♪</i>

270
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,336
<i>♪ Well, I'm the principal
of this eternal detention ♪</i>

271
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:01,632
<i>♪ I hope you had your fun,
but, son, it's time to ring the bell ♪</i>

272
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:04,385
<i>♪ Ding-ding ♪</i>

273
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:07,429
<i>♪ Sinnerman, you're getting
way too big for your screen ♪</i>

274
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,057
<i>♪ Now I'm here to drop your punishment,
it's gonna be mean ♪</i>

275
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,518
<i>♪ Just in case y'all had forgotten ♪</i>

276
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:17,189
<i>♪ who's the motherfucking king of Hell ♪</i>

277
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,899
♪ '<i>Cause I'm the serpent ♪</i>

278
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,734
<i>♪ I'm the flame ♪</i>

279
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:24,238
<i>♪ The mortal world
is scared to say my name ♪</i>

280
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:27,157
<i>♪ I am so spooky, I'm the shit ♪</i>

281
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:31,078
<i>♪ I am a living aspect of the infinite ♪</i>

282
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,415
<i>♪ So, scheme all you want,
Mr. TV-Head-Man ♪</i>

283
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,458
<i>♪ I'm nearly a god, who are you? ♪</i>

284
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,168
<i>♪ Just a dead man ♪</i>

285
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:41,171
Wow. Super scary.

286
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,632
I see why they give you such a big hat.

287
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,009
Quick thing, though...

288
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:49,638
<i>♪ It's curious you stopped by
to fight me nail and tooth ♪</i>

289
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:54,143
<i>♪ When all I mean to try
is to dispense a dose of truth ♪</i>

290
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:58,939
<i>♪ We sinners do not need a king,
we need someone who understands ♪</i>

291
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,024
Yes.

292
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:04,403
<i>♪ A different kind of despot
bringing respite from divine demands ♪</i>

293
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,281
<i>♪ New order,
like what Lilith had envisioned ♪</i>

294
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,533
<i>♪ when she threatened them ♪</i>

295
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:13,203
<i>♪ She knew Hell could be great,
and we can make Hell great again ♪</i>

296
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:17,207
<i>♪ Just imagine
if we could flip the script ♪</i>

297
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:21,128
<i>♪ Take the fight back way upstairs
and make 'em beg and say their prayers ♪</i>

298
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:25,299
<i>♪ and what would happen
if we could run the ship? ♪</i>

299
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,551
- <i>♪ Hoist the mainsail, paint the decks ♪</i>
- Aye, aye!

300
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:31,388
<i>♪ Have a crewmate to protect,
'cause they want us all divided ♪</i>

301
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,265
<i>♪ That is how they keep us down ♪</i>

302
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,351
- <i>♪ We got the guts, we got the chutzpah ♪</i>
- Guts! Chutzpah!

303
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,519
- <i>♪ we got the means to seize the crown ♪</i>
- Yeah!

304
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,482
<i>♪ If you're not fuckin' stupid,
then you've only got one choice ♪</i>

305
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:45,319
<i>♪ Me! Vox Populi, the people's voice ♪</i>

306
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,613
<i>♪ Try to picture if we could ♪</i>

307
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,323
- <i>♪ escape this hole ♪</i>
- Let's go!

308
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:53,077
<i>♪ Never have to live and fear
of days that angels may appear ♪</i>

309
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:57,539
<i>♪ 'Cause here's the kicker,
sinners can save their souls ♪</i>

310
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,833
<i>♪ Not by changing for redemption ♪</i>

311
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,710
<i>♪ but by taking over Heaven ♪</i>

312
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:05,756
<i>♪ They say Hell's too populated,
that's why they exterminate ♪</i>

313
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,758
<i>♪ We got the numbers, we got the thunder ♪</i>

314
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,677
<i>♪ Let's annex their real estate ♪</i>
- Yeah!

315
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,762
<i>♪ If you want to see a new world ♪</i>

316
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,639
<i>♪ raise your fists and make some noise ♪</i>

317
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,810
<i>♪ Hail Vox Populi, the people's voice ♪</i>

318
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:21,563
<i>♪ Manifest destiny, long as you invest
in me, the rest'll all fit into place...</i>

319
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,233
Meanwhile, this "king" thinks
all of us peasants

320
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,527
should be satisfied
with an endless existence of suffering!

321
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,738
- Wh-Whoa. Wait. Hold on.
- Tell me, Hell, are you satisfied?

322
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,865
- No!
- Your wife knew it was wrong, Lu.

323
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,159
Maybe that's why
she's not around anymore.

324
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,120
- You mouthy little mortal!
- Here it comes!

325
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,830
Smite me! Silence me!

326
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,082
That's all you angels know how to do!

327
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,211
You won't do it.

328
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,713
You're weak!

329
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,965
They didn't banish you,
they clipped your wings

330
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,633
and chained you down here.

331
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,802
Well, I got no chains on me.

332
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,470
Who's with me?

333
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,472
<i>♪ Let's unite and fight for a ♪</i>

334
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,141
- <i>♪ brand new realm ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Brand new realm ♪</i>

335
00:16:57,142 --> 00:17:00,227
<i>♪ We'll direct our destinies
as one nation under Vees ♪</i>

336
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,812
I love it!

337
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,106
<i>♪ 'Cause happy days are nigh
with Vox at the helm ♪</i>

338
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,232
<i>♪ That's me ♪</i>

339
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,484
- <i>♪ Future's never tasted sweeter ♪</i>
- Oh, yeah!

340
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:10,863
<i>♪ Thanks to our charming leader,
every sinner can be a winner ♪</i>

341
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,948
<i>♪ Let's take our fates
to the pearly gates ♪</i>

342
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,950
<i>♪ We can have the keys
if we trust the Vees ♪</i>

343
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:18,245
<i>♪ Give applause,
Hell has cause to rejoice ♪</i>

344
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:24,710
<i>♪ Hail Vox Populi,
the people's voice ♪</i>

345
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,509
Uh...

346
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:33,719
hello.

347
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,764
Oh, my God! They're here to silence me!

348
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:42,269
No, no, no, no, no.
We're here to apologize.

349
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:46,231
- We are sorry.
- Oh! Oh, really? You're sorry?

350
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,858
For what exactly?

351
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:50,527
For... everything.

352
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:55,115
For allowing
the extermination of your people.

353
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:58,578
Oh, just that? And what do you have here?

354
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,414
Are those gift baskets?

355
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,502
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

356
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,212
No, wait, wait.

357
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,507
You-- You are apologizing for genocide

358
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:12,925
with gift baskets?

359
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,221
Uh, they have assorted taffies in them.

360
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,556
Like, really good taffies.

361
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:20,766
Oh, you hear that, folks?

362
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,061
These angels think
our lives are worth "really good taffies."

363
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:27,314
That's what a sinner's soul
is worth to Heaven, huh?

364
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,192
I don't like that at all!

365
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,736
No, that doesn't sit right with me! No!

366
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:35,864
- No, I-- That's not--
- Emily?

367
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,992
Tell us all the real reason you're here.

368
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:42,287
You are here
to flaunt your power in front of us

369
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,831
because you can't stand

370
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:47,668
that Hell managed to land
a pretty damn big hit on you, didn't we?

371
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:55,926
How dare you, fucking demonic filth?

372
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,970
No, that's not it at all.

373
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:01,765
We wanted to apologize.
What we did was wrong.

374
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,017
Again with the apology.

375
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:06,728
After everything Heaven did to us?

376
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,940
Why would any of us forgive you?

377
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,526
No, why would we
even forgive you?

378
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,405
Yeah, get the fuck out of here!

379
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:17,865
Why would we forgive you?

380
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,491
- That's not what we do in Hell.
- Yeah, what he said.

381
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,827
Wowie wow. A lot of negativity here.

382
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:26,373
Hollow, vapid words,
mocking us with trinkets,

383
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:30,335
thinking that could ever make up
for our fallen sinner brethren.

384
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:33,422
Taunting us with how little
we matter to them.

385
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,341
They think we don't matter?

386
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,260
I'm madder than I thought I could be!

387
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:41,638
We matter!
We matter! We matter!

388
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:42,681
That's not--

389
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:47,185
Do you know how many sinners
died in each extermination?

390
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,521
Thousands.

391
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:55,778
What?

392
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,448
No, not the pictures. Stop.

393
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,866
That's not what this is.

394
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,285
First Lucifer threatens us.

395
00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:05,454
Now this?

396
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:08,081
Wait, what? Dad?

397
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:11,752
You do not see me. I am magical--

398
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,420
Dad?!

399
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,050
I'm not here. You're dreaming.

400
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:21,386
This is a dream. Bye.

401
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:25,974
Well, we think you are full of shit!

402
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:29,102
Hell will rise!

403
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,228
Yeah!

404
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,105
Hell will rise! Hell will rise!

405
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,983
Hell will rise! Hell will rise!

406
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,485
- Stop.
-  Hell-- Rise--

407
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,278
- Oh, I messed it up, guys.
- Please, just back up.

408
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,488
And now
I can't get back into it.

409
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,157
Okay, everybody, stop. Please.

410
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,201
I-- I don't--

411
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,244
We don't-- I--

412
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,746
Oh, gosh.

413
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,540
Geez, this isn't going
how we wanted at all.

414
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:51,959
Enough!

415
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,595
Sinners like you are the reason I allowed

416
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,139
for the extermination in the first place.

417
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,892
Power-hungry and violent.

418
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,020
This angel admits it.

419
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,522
She called the extermination

420
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:17,192
to silence the sinners speaking out,
empowering each other.

421
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,528
You did it to keep us down.

422
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,780
<i>♪ Well, we are not gonna ♪</i>

423
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,448
<i>♪ be kept down anymore ♪</i>

424
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:27,786
<i>♪ Consider this
a declaration of holy war ♪</i>

425
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,788
<i>♪ I've woken up the people ♪</i>

426
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,918
<i>♪ to the lies you angels tell ♪</i>

427
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:39,464
<i>♪ When we pay you a visit
we won't be bringing baskets ♪</i>

428
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:43,844
<i>♪ We'll be bringing decimation
that'll put you in caskets ♪</i>

429
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:46,346
<i>♪ I'll show you what it means to be ♪</i>

430
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:51,435
<i>♪ the motherfucking king of Hell ♪</i>

431
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:56,231
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm the furor, I'm immense ♪</i>

432
00:21:56,232 --> 00:22:00,110
<i>♪ I am the avatar of your consequence ♪</i>

433
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:03,947
<i>♪ I'm your omega, I'm the flood ♪</i>

434
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:08,577
<i>♪ I am the nightmare you made
when you spilled our blood ♪</i>

435
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:12,539
<i>♪ So cower and hide,
find a rope you can swing from ♪</i>

436
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:15,417
<i>♪ Go say your goodbyes, to your lives ♪</i>

437
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:18,712
<i>♪ to your kingdom ♪</i>

438
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,507
No, no, no! No, wait!

439
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,635
No! Please. Come back.

440
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:33,602
Hey, d-don't fly too far.

441
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:37,647
Yes, I love playing with you--

442
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:40,150
Oh! Hello! By the look on your face,

443
00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:42,652
I'd say the gift baskets
were a major success.

444
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:45,906
Um... something, uh...

445
00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:48,617
- not chill happened down there.
- What?

446
00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:51,787
Hell declared war.

447
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:55,082
- I-- I'm sorry.
- Uh--

448
00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,252
Oh...

449
00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,172
Oh, no.

450
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,969
No, no, no, please, don't leave.

451
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:10,847
I promise things aren't as bad
as they're making them out to be.

452
00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,016
Please.

453
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,310
Fuck.

454
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:18,647
Where the fuck is my dad?!

455
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:21,858
- What?
- Dad! I know you're here.

456
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,194
Uh, no, I'm not.

457
00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:27,030
Dad, what the fuck were you thinking?

458
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,865
You threatened Vox?

459
00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,368
Sweetie, I promise
I was just trying to help, okay?

460
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:34,871
You see, Vavnu over there told me you
were having trouble with this guy and--

461
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:37,165
I'm sorry, what?!

462
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,625
Wait, hold on. What happened?

463
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:42,295
He ruined everything is what happened.

464
00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:44,714
The angels were here to set things right,

465
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:48,426
but thanks to him-- and, apparently, you--

466
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:51,388
Vox was able to spin it, again!

467
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:53,557
Charlie, that's what Vox does.

468
00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:57,102
I thought if your dad could at least
get him to back down, you'd stop caring.

469
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,271
Well, why didn't you ask me?

470
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:00,689
Because you aren't listening to me.

471
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:03,233
You're hyper-fixating
on what he's saying about you.

472
00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:05,527
Because he's hurting the hotel,
he is ruining--

473
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:06,570
Charlie!

474
00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:09,156
You are hurting the hotel!

475
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:11,825
I know it sucks what Vox is doing,
but you're playing his game.

476
00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,243
What? How can you even say that?

477
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:14,911
Are you not on my side?

478
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:17,914
I am, but being on your side
means telling you the truth.

479
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,917
- I am worried about you.
- Well, don't be.

480
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:22,669
If you don't care
about what I'm trying to do,

481
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,964
then I can just do it myself.

482
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:30,635
Fine. If you want to bury your head
in the bullshit, be my guest.

483
00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:36,559
Ugh.

484
00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:43,733
I think you should leave, Dad.

485
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:48,571
You have fucked things up for me enough.

486
00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:56,078
Okay.

487
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,605
<i>The account holder
on this line is unavailable,</i>

488
00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:26,149
<i>or they're avoiding you. Leave a message.</i>

