1 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,652 ♪ Do-do-do ♪ 2 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:29,404 ♪ My daughter loves me ♪ 3 00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:32,031 ♪ I am the best dad ever ♪ 4 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,783 ♪ Best dad in Hell, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:35,660 ♪ Best dad ever ♪ 6 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,996 ♪ Amazing-mazing dad, uh ♪ 7 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:39,873 ♪ Every day's Father's Day with me, yeah ♪ 8 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:42,709 Charlie? Charlie? 9 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,252 Your father has arrived. 10 00:00:45,421 --> 00:00:46,921 Ready to give you a... 11 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:50,175 just a big ol' a-papa-pology. 12 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:52,927 I am so sorry, Charlie. Please don't give up on me. 13 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:55,014 Ooh! 14 00:00:56,182 --> 00:00:58,099 Is that-- Is this for me, honey? 15 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,143 You, uh, you want your ol' padre 16 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:01,728 to kick it right here or somethin'? 17 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:02,812 Can do. 18 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:04,147 I can kick it! 19 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:05,899 You know? 20 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:09,486 The whole serial killer aesthetic is new, but, uh, 21 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:11,154 you know, whatever you're into. 22 00:01:11,155 --> 00:01:13,490 Got to follow those dreams, right? 23 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:15,283 Uh-huh. 24 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:16,743 Oh! 25 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,453 Um, okay. All right. 26 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:20,246 Mm-hmm. Uh... 27 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,748 Okay. 28 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:24,584 Uh... 29 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,919 Uh... 30 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,670 You got me, Charlie. You-you... 31 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:30,381 I know. Is this one of those pranks? 32 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:33,259 Are you pranking me right now? That's so fun! 33 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,054 Sorry, Dad. 34 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:38,097 This isn't a prank. 35 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,641 It's a takeover. 36 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:41,976 Hey. Wait, you're... 37 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:44,354 You're not Charlie. 38 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:45,647 Ha-ha. Real cute. 39 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:46,898 Very amusing. 40 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:51,486 Tell you what, let me go now and I won't smite you and-- 41 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:53,696 Wait. Red guy? 42 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,741 Lucifer. Lou! Lucy. 43 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:59,828 Come on, buddy, we're past all that, remember? 44 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:02,914 We both know you can't harm sinners. 45 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:05,208 Uh-huh. Explains the showboating. 46 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:08,962 Let me guess-- uh, the bellhop told you that one. 47 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:13,883 Host! And, no, it seems he figured it out because you're sloppy with your secrets. 48 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:16,302 Sloppy? Oh, when I get out of here, 49 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,680 I will show you sloppy, you... 50 00:02:18,681 --> 00:02:21,099 Hey! Could you both shut up? Please? 51 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,851 This is my moment. 52 00:02:22,852 --> 00:02:24,310 I own you! 53 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,562 I own the Radio Demon! 54 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:27,188 I own Hell! 55 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:30,859 And there's nothing anyone can do about it. 56 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:34,612 Yeah, okay. Whatever gets you off, guy. 57 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:37,866 Not to kink-shame, but, you know, I am married. 58 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:39,951 Still. I think. 59 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:41,202 Oof, that's kind of snug. 60 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,038 You like it? 61 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:48,626 It's angelic metal from my new friend Carmilla Carmine. 62 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,044 Yeah. Nice name drop. 63 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,504 I have no idea who that is. 64 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,965 Well, you see, she is-- 65 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,049 Yeah, nobody cares, man! 66 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,594 Look, uh, I don't know what you're planning, 67 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:59,345 but it won't work, okay? 68 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,140 You're garbage. That's why you're in Hell. 69 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:05,393 You were a failure in life, and you're a failure now. Okay? 70 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:09,439 Oh, Lucifer, you should be much more worried than that. 71 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,940 Ha! Why? 72 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,775 It's not like there's anything you can do to kill me. 73 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:15,821 Oh, I'm counting on it. 74 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,211 Failure. 75 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,924 I'll show you failure. 76 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:38,259 That's it for today. And, remember, 77 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:42,055 trust us with your weather! 78 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:46,893 ♪ Rome wasn't built in a day ♪ 79 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:50,438 ♪ You got to climb a little higher ♪ 80 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:54,651 ♪ to the top of the display ♪ 81 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:59,614 ♪ Where there's a will, there's a way ♪ 82 00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:03,284 ♪ You just got to slit a throat or two ♪ 83 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,328 ♪ to make the weak obey ♪ 84 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:07,830 Today we mourn the loss of one of our own. 85 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:10,416 But our commitment to the truth is as strong as ever. 86 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,251 Remember, trust us with your news. 87 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,545 ♪ If you want it, just take it ♪ 88 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:15,755 ♪ The world's yours, don't waste it ♪ 89 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:19,133 ♪ Go make the stars align to shine ♪ 90 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:22,929 ♪ brighter, brighter than the heavens in the skies above ♪ 91 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,055 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 92 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:26,724 ♪ You'll be brighter ♪ 93 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:29,352 ♪ Going supernova, all the eyes look up ♪ 94 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,145 ♪ at you, at you, brighter ♪ 95 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:34,190 And a big thank you to my producers for giving me this chance. 96 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,484 I know I have some mighty big shoes to fill, but, I promise, 97 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:40,321 you can trust me with your entertainment. 98 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:45,702 ♪ It's not a shot in the dark ♪ 99 00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:48,454 ♪ Not up to chance if you've got plans ♪ 100 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:52,083 ♪ You'll cancel every question mark ♪ 101 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:57,547 ♪ Fish like to swim next to sharks ♪ 102 00:04:57,548 --> 00:05:00,550 ♪ Yeah, you eat or you get eaten ♪ 103 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:03,845 ♪ and you're feasting on their hearts ♪ 104 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:06,055 They're calling me a god, Bob! 105 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:08,391 You got to strike while the iron's hot. 106 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:09,684 Leave the channel to me. 107 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:13,062 I'll bring in more new blood than you'll know what to do with. Come on! 108 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:16,024 Trust me with your network. 109 00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:18,401 ♪ Shine brighter ♪ 110 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:21,112 ♪ Brighter than the heavens in the skies above ♪ 111 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:24,615 - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ You'll be brighter ♪ 112 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:27,577 ♪ Going supernova, all the eyes look up ♪ 113 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:28,911 ♪ at you, at you, brighter ♪ 114 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:33,207 The other studios want to feed you the same old crap everyone's seen before. 115 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,751 You want newer, you want bigger, 116 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:35,835 - you want brighter! - ♪ Brighter! ♪ 117 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:39,380 I will be your voice, and we will redefine what it means to rule the airwaves. 118 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:40,715 Trust me, and your future 119 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:42,175 - will be brighter! - ♪ Brighter! ♪ 120 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:47,597 Now who's ready to be baptized into a new era of entertainment?! 121 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:50,516 ♪ Brighter! ♪ 122 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:55,730 ♪ Finally I'll show them what I'm meant to be ♪ 123 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:57,815 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 124 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,067 ♪ Brighter ♪ 125 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:03,154 ♪ They won't believe their eyes when I bring them to their knees ♪ 126 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:04,655 ♪ to worship me ♪ 127 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:07,117 ♪ Brighter ♪ 128 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,748 Where are you, Dad? 129 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,792 Dad, where are you? 130 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:17,835 Come on. Pick up. 131 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,253 Where could he be? 132 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:20,671 He never ignores my calls. 133 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:24,050 Mm. You did kind of let him have it the last time you spoke. 134 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,469 I know. And I feel awful. 135 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:31,974 {\an8}Look, look. I apologized 14 times, and I sent a whole flock of duck emojis. 136 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,893 Let me just try him one more time. I think-- 137 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,311 - What the fuck? - Stand by 138 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,605 for an emergency Voxtek announcement. 139 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:40,441 Do you guys know what this is about? 140 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:41,901 Demons of Hell, 141 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:45,279 I am famous porn star Angel Dust. 142 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:49,367 You may know me from such films as Step Brother Gets Stuck in a Hula Hoop. 143 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:55,873 But what you may not know is that I was the first guest at the Hazbin Hotel. 144 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:58,000 And I am here to tell you 145 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:00,254 that the hotel is a joke. 146 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:04,006 The princess wants you to believe that peace is an option. 147 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:07,552 But take it from someone who already fought the angels once-- 148 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:12,306 the only way we can save ourselves is by fighting back. 149 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,350 {\an8}And the only way to fight back 150 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,436 {\an8}is by following the Vees. 151 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,729 {\an8}Thank you, Angel. 152 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,690 {\an8}It's great to have you with us. 153 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,650 Why would he say that? 154 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:23,943 Angel? 155 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,778 My fellow demons, 156 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:29,407 we find ourselves at the turn of the tide. 157 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:31,367 In the years following Lilith's uprising, 158 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:35,580 we have found ourselves at the mercy of the armies of Heaven. 159 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:37,498 For years, we have stood by, 160 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:41,878 watching our brothers and sisters die the eternal death, 161 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:45,298 thinking there was nothing we could do to stop it. 162 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:48,759 The one good thing Morningstar's little hotel did 163 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,554 was show us that we could defend ourselves. 164 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:55,516 But now, thanks to us, the Vees, 165 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:58,811 you no longer have to live in fear. 166 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:02,940 Because now, thanks to me, 167 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:06,527 we finally have a weapon that can take the fight to them 168 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:08,362 and complete the mission... 169 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:12,575 ...our dear queen began almost a decade ago. 170 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:16,078 I present to you 171 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:20,333 the Might of Lilith! 172 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:21,751 Wait, that's what it looks like? 173 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:23,961 Ew. I don't like it. 174 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,338 Come on. 175 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:26,757 What the hell? 176 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:31,093 - The hell is that? - Those motherfuckers. 177 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,471 Ooh, so big. 178 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:35,014 Fascinating. 179 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,849 Oh, fuck. 180 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,060 We're too late. 181 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:41,479 Should we see if the neighbors are home? 182 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,522 Knock, knock! 183 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:48,611 Can the angels come out to play? 184 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,074 Ooh. 185 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:54,367 That tickles. That's-- 186 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:55,743 Oh, that's a bad tickle. 187 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:56,869 Oh, that's a bad tickle! 188 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,163 Bad tickle! Oh! 189 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:20,017 This was supposed to be the good place! 190 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,185 Wha? 191 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,812 What's happening?! 192 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:45,710 Holy shit. 193 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:46,711 Holy shit! 194 00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:48,297 Holy shit! 195 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,386 Hey there, Heaven. 196 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:59,308 It's about time we had a little chat. 197 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:06,314 As you can see, we've been a bit busy down here since your last visit. 198 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,815 You know, we've been hearing for so long 199 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:11,861 about how the grass is greener on your side of the fence that we thought 200 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:15,239 maybe we should come over and see for ourselves. 201 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,283 And, heck, if we like it enough, 202 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:20,202 we might just decide to stay. 203 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:23,914 Now, you might have some silly ideas about fighting us off, 204 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:28,919 but, don't forget, there are a lot more of us than there are of you. 205 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,089 So guess what, Seraphim, 206 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:36,886 you have 24 hours to surrender the Kingdom of Heaven to me, 207 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:42,308 or you'll have a front row seat to the next extermination. 208 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,185 - Extermination? - Oh! We're going to die! 209 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,228 What-What's he talking about? 210 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:49,065 - Run! Where do we run? - Extermination? 211 00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,992 What's he talking about, extermination? 212 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,917 Sera. Sera, please help us. 213 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:10,212 - What are we going to do? Make a decision. - What's the plan? What's the plan? 214 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,343 Welp, we're fucked. 215 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,637 There's no way they don't kill us all now. 216 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,932 Charlie? 217 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,141 What do we do? 218 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,142 Get ready to fight? 219 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:28,354 No. We only fought them before because they came for us. 220 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,689 This time, we hunker down and we wait this out. 221 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,193 Uh, I-I can't remember how to breathe. 222 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,861 Is she gonna be all right? 223 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,656 She'll be fine. Let's get this place secured. Go on. 224 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,616 Come on, baby. Let's get inside. 225 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,201 - You need to give the order, Sera. - Sera, you have to let me talk 226 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,702 - to Charlie... - It's time for our troops to go down there 227 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,204 - and wipe them all out for good. - Oh, my stars. This is so beyond my paygrade... 228 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,499 Leave no soul standing in all of Hell. 229 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,917 How do you expect me to handle an actual apocalypse? 230 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,670 - I-I haven't even been trained... - It's not right! Lute, you can't be serious. 231 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:56,215 - These are people, human souls... - The threat Adam warned you about is greater than ever, 232 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,551 and we have a duty to the people of Heaven. 233 00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:01,178 - You need to make this decision now! - We need to appeal to their better selves. 234 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:06,183 Who am I kidding? They're all perfect! 235 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,977 Enough! 236 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,563 I... 237 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,441 I must pray on this. 238 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:17,111 You're infecting your sister with your weakness. 239 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,863 The answer here is clear. 240 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,739 How can you even say that? 241 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,159 This is Heaven. We need to be the good guys. 242 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,202 {\an8}You know what? I think you both make some good points. 243 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,705 - No, she doesn't! - No, she doesn't! 244 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,209 Sera? 245 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:35,337 Are you... all right? 246 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:38,257 Pentious, you aren't allowed back here. 247 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,300 Who let you through? 248 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:43,471 Well, I'm quite stealthy and, well, everybody's busy screaming. 249 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,306 You look distressed. 250 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:49,477 Is there any way I can be of assistance? 251 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:52,438 Be of assistance? 252 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,814 To a Seraphim? 253 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,984 Do you have any idea the weight of my position, 254 00:12:56,985 --> 00:13:00,696 what I need to do, the souls I hold in my hands? 255 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,949 Do you even grasp what I truly am? 256 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:09,246 Someone who could maybe use a friend to talk to? 257 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,041 Perhaps you're right. 258 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,418 Pentious, 259 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,296 it's my duty to enforce the judgment of Heaven, 260 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,632 to nurture and protect those that deserve it, 261 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:23,052 to preserve the separation between the righteous and the wicked. 262 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:26,680 There was never supposed to be any doubt in who was deserving or not. 263 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,350 And now you're here. 264 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:33,270 Demons are at the gates, and everyone is looking to me to know what to do. 265 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,813 But how can I? 266 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,901 How can I know who to judge when so many that might have been saved 267 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,028 have been slain because of me? 268 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:45,157 How can you even explain humans having enough innate goodness to be redeemed 269 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,619 while they take part in actions as vile as this? 270 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,788 They're scared. 271 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,081 What? 272 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,505 ♪ Humans are afraid ♪ 273 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,299 ♪ all of us, all the time ♪ 274 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,426 ♪ Mortality's a blade ♪ 275 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,554 ♪ swinging with no reason ♪ 276 00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,430 ♪ no rhyme ♪ 277 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,517 ♪ When you're that scared ♪ 278 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,894 ♪ teeth are that bared ♪ 279 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:18,607 ♪ ready to say anything, do any sin to any man ♪ 280 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:23,070 ♪ just so you can live to see a ray of sunshine ♪ 281 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:26,115 ♪ through the haze of the morning ether ♪ 282 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,993 ♪ Live to fail a million times ♪ 283 00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,704 ♪ until you finally yell "Eureka!" ♪ 284 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,999 ♪ Praying you'll find a way, make it another day ♪ 285 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,542 ♪ see your dreams through ♪ 286 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:41,630 ♪ Some would kill to live to ♪ 287 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,258 ♪ live again tomorrow ♪ 288 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:47,428 ♪ In the battle with Adam, you feared your death ♪ 289 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,013 - Yes. - ♪ But fear didn't drive you ♪ 290 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,556 ♪ to wickedness ♪ 291 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,057 ♪ You were brave ♪ 292 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:56,520 ♪ You sacrificed yourself to save another's life ♪ 293 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,272 ♪ Something had changed in you ♪ 294 00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,440 ♪ deep within ♪ 295 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:03,569 ♪ How does a guilty soul shed their sin? ♪ 296 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,197 ♪ It starts with "sorry" ♪ 297 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,491 ♪ Though it cannot just end there ♪ 298 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:12,870 ♪ I learned from Charlie ♪ 299 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,956 ♪ First, you must prove you care ♪ 300 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:21,879 ♪ Mistakes are innate to being human and alive ♪ 301 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,757 ♪ We fall, we repent, we survive ♪ 302 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:28,469 ♪ There's hope for us all as we strive ♪ 303 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:31,347 - ♪ To live to earn my own redemption ♪ - ♪ It starts with "sorry" ♪ 304 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,099 ♪ Lead the realms to a better new day ♪ 305 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,186 - ♪ Live to end the cosmic tension ♪ - ♪ It starts with Charlie ♪ 306 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,980 ♪ Pursue a peace before it's too late ♪ 307 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,983 ♪ If it prevents the fight, then I must make things right ♪ 308 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:45,819 ♪ That's what I'll do, so no one kills to ♪ 309 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:50,157 ♪ live to... ♪ 310 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:54,412 ♪ live again tomorrow ♪ 311 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:11,887 You didn't tell me it was gonna blast the gates straight off its bleedin' hinges. 312 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,555 Well, what can I say? 313 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:17,893 I like a little extra razzmatazz in my reveals. 314 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,228 Next time, warn me. 315 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:23,732 I could have had 20 versions of #pearlygate trending Pentagram-wide 316 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,568 if you'd given more than ten seconds of lead time. 317 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,362 We still need more people's support 318 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,447 - to take on Heaven. - Don't worry about that. 319 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:35,285 What I want you focused on is getting a little soiree planned for tomorrow. 320 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:40,290 I want all the overlords there to witness my moment of triumph. 321 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,084 Don't you mean "our moment"? 322 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,168 Of course. 323 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,003 And make sure Val's there. 324 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,090 Val's still pretty pissed at you. 325 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,550 Well, I guess 326 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,885 that's just tough fucking shit, isn't it?! 327 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:55,973 Tell him I expect him there early and wearing something nice. 328 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,809 We need to have a united front against Heaven. 329 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,603 Whatever you say, Vox. 330 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,772 She's right, you know. 331 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,150 Oh, yeah? About what? 332 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:09,987 Do you really think you're powerful enough to take on all of Heaven? 333 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:13,782 Sweetheart, you haven't even proven that you're the strongest in Hell. 334 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,827 Why do you think so many have yet to fall in line? 335 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,996 I was strong enough to beat you, wasn't I? 336 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,331 Only with the help of your little friends. 337 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,708 I captured Lucifer. 338 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,419 Using information you got from a borrowed spy. 339 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,463 I punched a hole in Heaven! 340 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:31,258 With a device invented and developed by Carmilla Carmine. 341 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,051 I must say, 342 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,764 the way you've been begging for help all around Hell, 343 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,182 it's pathetic. 344 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:40,934 You couldn't even get Charlie to admit you bested her. 345 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,353 Oh, I can change that. 346 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,730 How? 347 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,065 Inviting her to your little party? 348 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,568 Cute, but she'd never come. 349 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:54,490 And even if she did, there's nothing you could do to break that girl's spirit. 350 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,867 You have no idea what I'm capable of. 351 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,660 Just watch, Alastor. 352 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,246 I'll get her here, on camera, 353 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,041 in front of all of Hell, bowing before me. 354 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,709 Just imagine it. 355 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:10,923 A member of the royal family endorsing me as I finish what her mother started. 356 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,217 You can't write a more inspiring story than that. 357 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,720 What a fantasy! 358 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:19,264 She'll never admit to Hell she was wrong. 359 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,017 It's what makes her so entertaining to watch. 360 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:25,854 But, hey, test your luck with Heaven if you want. 361 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,941 When you're dead, I'll be free again. 362 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,485 We'll see. 363 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:41,204 He is too easy. 364 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,498 I have made my choice. 365 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:45,999 - Lute. - Yes, Seraphim. 366 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,502 We have less than a day before the forces of Hell attack. 367 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,003 I have no choice. 368 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,463 Prepare the troops. 369 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,174 It will be my pleasure. 370 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,552 Oh, God! I'm not ready for this! 371 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,804 Sera, please, no! 372 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,224 And tell them to stand by. 373 00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:06,144 Emily, you will have the remainder of our time to try and resolve things peacefully. 374 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,855 - Really? - What?! 375 00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,356 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 376 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,942 I'm done letting fear guide my decisions. 377 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:15,571 You are the one that has always held out hope for Charlie and her ways. 378 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,657 Go. Share some of that hope with the rest of Hell. 379 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,243 I want to believe in them. 380 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,204 But I know I believe in you. 381 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,081 Thank you, Sera. 382 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,416 Move all that over there. 383 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,127 Let's make sure everything's secure. Upstairs and downstairs. 384 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,462 Let's get a move on. Let's go, go, go, go, go. 385 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,923 This place has to survive a war. Let's go, let's go. 386 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,884 Don't weld that, you little shit. 387 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,468 Angel's still out there. 388 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:41,096 We need to go get him. He's right in the middle of what's coming. 389 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:44,349 There is not enough time to mount a successful rescue operation 390 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,977 and prepare the hotel's defenses. 391 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:50,731 Logic dictates we need to take care of those of us still here. 392 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,441 Ugh, come on, Mom. Come on. 393 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,945 Pick up the phone. Please. 394 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,699 Please pick up the phone. 395 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,160 Pick up the phone. 396 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,162 Mom? 397 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,747 Hey there, Princess. 398 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,166 Been a minute since we had time to chat. 399 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,084 You free? 400 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,461 Wait, Vox? 401 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,421 How could you do this? 402 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,799 You... you absolute monster. 403 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,929 Whoa! Whoa! No need to get hysterical. 404 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:26,016 I just wanted to invite you to this little shindig I'm throwing tomorrow. 405 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:29,937 You know, before the whole "hostile takeover of Heaven" thing. 406 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:33,732 Look, I know you and I haven't always seen eye to eye. 407 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:37,361 But at the end of the day, we're working towards the same thing, you know? 408 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:40,530 A better future for the people of Hell. 409 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:43,992 Your dad was resistant at first, 410 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,535 but he'll be there. 411 00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:48,205 So why don't you come join us so we can... 412 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,414 bury the hatchet? 413 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,084 Dad? What did you do to him? 414 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,710 I'll take that as a yes! 415 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:56,421 There'll be a piece of cake with your name on it. 416 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,799 Toodles. 417 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:05,222 I don't know what he's up to, but you're not just walking into V Tower. 418 00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,682 I don't know what else to do. 419 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,684 I know he will never listen. 420 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:12,145 But if there's even a one percent chance of stopping what's coming, 421 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,356 it'll be at that party. 422 00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:17,859 I mean, it's not like any other solutions are falling out of the sky. 423 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,987 Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! 424 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,948 Holy shit! Emily! 425 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,950 Uh, wait, are you okay? 426 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,618 I'm fine, I'm fine. We did it. 427 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,120 We finally got through to Sera. She believes in you, 428 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,831 she believes in redemption, and she wants to find a peaceful solution with Hell. 429 00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:33,583 She'll help us however she can. But first we have to get Hell 430 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,961 to call off their attack and-and... What? 431 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:39,131 Look, it's great that Heaven wants to help now, but I think it might be too late. 432 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,507 Vox has everything he needs. 433 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:43,927 He's smeared our reputation. He's villainized the angels completely. 434 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:47,889 He even got Angel Dust to go on TV and call redemption a joke. 435 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:51,810 It'll take a lot more than words at this point to convince anyone. 436 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,688 Seeing is believing, as far as they're concerned. 437 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,148 Then we show them. 438 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,775 If Hell can broadcast to Heaven, I'm sure we can do the same. 439 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,402 But backwards! 440 00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:01,486 Certainly. 441 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:05,115 Voxtek has been pirating Heaven's television channels for decades. 442 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,908 And some of Earth's, too. 443 00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,243 Wait, you have? 444 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:10,037 Oh, yes. Your security is a joke. 445 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,913 And Vox is a bit of a cinephile. 446 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:14,249 Wait, how do you know about the security system? 447 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,251 Oh, I designed the whole system. 448 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,461 - Really? - Yes. 449 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:20,964 So you know how to broadcast something to all of Hell? 450 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,425 - Yes. - Are you willing to risk your job and... 451 00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,052 life... to help us? 452 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:26,970 - Yes. - Wh-Why? 453 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,973 Well, you made sure that my blankets were always folded 454 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:35,062 at my requested 45-degree angle to make it more tuckable to my liking. 455 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:38,357 So I assumed that made us best friends. Isn't it obvious? 456 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,692 Yeah. Totally. 457 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,736 Then you could set up a broadcast from Heaven? 458 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,029 No! 459 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,113 Uh, no. 460 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:49,159 It would take someone in Heaven with an intellect equivalent to mine to-- 461 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,245 Invent a way to make Heaven's completely alien technology 462 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:55,499 compatible with Hell's in less than 24 hours. 463 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,460 You want me to invent something? 464 00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:00,378 - He's in! - The snake? 465 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,880 He would. 466 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,423 Guys, it's a long shot, 467 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:07,052 but I think I know how we can finally get Hell to believe in Charlie's dream. 468 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,346 It's gonna be dangerous, and it's gonna take all of us. 469 00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:11,056 - Are you in? - Yeah! 470 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,682 Go, team! 471 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,643 Yeah! Wait. 472 00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:15,811 Wait, who are you? 473 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:18,313 That's Rooster. He's been here the whole time. 474 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,523 You know what? I'll introduce you later. 475 00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:21,566 - You joining us? - Fuck no! 476 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,527 That is scary. 477 00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:25,238 Okay! 478 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:28,949 ♪ When I think about the future ♪ 479 00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,909 ♪ I see a better place ♪ 480 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:34,579 ♪ where everyone can coexist safely ♪ 481 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,832 ♪ When I think about the future ♪ 482 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,917 ♪ I see my favorite face ♪ 483 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:42,963 ♪ 'Cause when I'm with you, the rest is all easy, baby ♪ 484 00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:46,842 ♪ Hand in hand, we'll make them understand our dream ♪ 485 00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:49,136 ♪ Working as a team ♪ 486 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:52,472 ♪ If we plot the right maneuvers, we'll chart a course to win ♪ 487 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:55,183 ♪ And blow up any cunts who would fight us ♪ 488 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,184 Yeah. 489 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:57,936 ♪ Wish that I had seen it sooner ♪ 490 00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,479 ♪ but it's time that we begin ♪ 491 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,897 - Stab, stab. - ♪ to prevent the war ♪ 492 00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:03,567 ♪ and find a way to unite us ♪ 493 00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:07,445 ♪ These overlords are tough, but with our expertise ♪ 494 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,531 ♪ we can stop the Vees ♪ 495 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:11,575 ♪ Soon I'll be up there ♪ 496 00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:13,827 ♪ the one and only true god ♪ 497 00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:15,579 ♪ No more playing house, once they're devout ♪ 498 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,122 ♪ I won't need a squad ♪ 499 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:20,876 ♪ Climb the stairway up to Heaven, live on every TV ♪ 500 00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:24,504 ♪ Always knew the guy they're praying to was gonna be me ♪ 501 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:26,673 - ♪ Once I get up there ♪ - ♪ You will fuck it up ♪ 502 00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,675 - Just watch! - ♪ You'll never fill your cup ♪ 503 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:32,137 ♪ You're broken from the start, no victory will ever be enough ♪ 504 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,847 ♪ We'll see who's smiling in the end ♪ 505 00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:35,557 ♪ I won't even gloat ♪ 506 00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:39,603 ♪ You can say your last "I told you so" while I slit your throat ♪ 507 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,981 ♪ Val, don't be dramatic ♪ 508 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,649 ♪ He's just a man ♪ 509 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:49,196 ♪ He's being rude 'cause he's stressed-out trying to do his master plan ♪ 510 00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:51,198 ♪ Think about the future, Val ♪ 511 00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:52,741 ♪ Don't let success break up the band ♪ 512 00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:55,327 ♪ But as he rises higher ♪ 513 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,412 ♪ things aren't like they were before ♪ 514 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,497 ♪ And if he glows any brighter ♪ 515 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,957 ♪ will he see me anymore? ♪ 516 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,500 ♪ Vox is an asshole ♪ 517 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,002 - Right? - ♪ He's being a cunt ♪ 518 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,879 - He's being such a dick! - ♪ If he thinks ♪ 519 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,923 ♪ that he can cut us out, fuck him ♪ 520 00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:09,341 ♪ Just being blunt ♪ 521 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,134 ♪ Once we rule all creation ♪ 522 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,053 ♪ he'll pay for this little stunt ♪ 523 00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:16,848 ♪ And maybe then he'll chill again and realize who he missed ♪ 524 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:21,311 ♪ Now let's show those stuck-up pricks in Heaven who's the baddest bitch ♪ 525 00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:23,313 ♪ Uh, what's going on? ♪ 526 00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:26,316 ♪ How'd I get stuck in this scary box? ♪ 527 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,068 ♪ Oh, boy, this is bad ♪ 528 00:25:28,069 --> 00:25:30,737 ♪ Charlie's gonna be so mad ♪ 529 00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:33,406 ♪ They're about to know who they're dealing with ♪ 530 00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:35,951 ♪ Every one of them, no one gets to live ♪ 531 00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,244 ♪ Is my halo on? ♪ 532 00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:38,870 ♪ I'm gonna shit my pants ♪ 533 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:39,955 ♪ What the fuck is wrong? ♪ 534 00:25:39,956 --> 00:25:41,206 ♪ This battle is our chance ♪ 535 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:43,708 ♪ Storm's coming, I'm so fucking scared ♪ ♪ Storm's coming... ♪ 536 00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:46,419 ♪ What's gonna happen when we go down there? ♪ 537 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,838 ♪ You don't deserve your dad's crown ♪ 538 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:51,591 ♪ I know there's no stopping it now ♪ 539 00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:54,427 ♪ A hard rain is gonna fall down ♪ 540 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:57,848 ♪ like gravity, like gravity ♪ 541 00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:02,102 ♪ When I think about the future ♪ 542 00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:04,896 ♪ my mind is filled with dread ♪ 543 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:10,026 ♪ a screaming conscience I cannot silence ♪ 544 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:12,862 ♪ And I cannot outmaneuver ♪ 545 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:15,323 ♪ these visions in my head ♪ 546 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:16,825 ♪ of the deaths to come ♪ 547 00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:20,954 ♪ the realms drowned in crushing violence ♪ 548 00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:26,042 ♪ I tried to buy us time, but could I have done more ♪ 549 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:28,920 ♪ to quell the drums of war? ♪ 550 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,756 ♪ And I try to still my heartbeat ♪ 551 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:37,095 ♪ for the breaking of the dawn ♪ 552 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:39,222 ♪ And pray the coming day's ♪ 553 00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:43,227 ♪ not our last one ♪ 554 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:24,226 {\an8}-Bento.