1 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,261 What's all this? 2 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:13,971 I'm just trying to earn my keep. 3 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,307 Think you already did that. 4 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,309 Come here, beautiful. 5 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,145 Let's go. 6 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:23,481 Hang on, Tor. I made you a plate. 7 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:24,982 Don't call me Tor, Nicky. 8 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,526 - Hey. - My bad. 9 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:27,985 Tori. 10 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:31,030 But look, you're an athlete. You need to up your protein to build more muscle. 11 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,698 ...8 grams per pound. 12 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:35,076 This right here is the breakfast of champions. 13 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,661 That's not breakfast. 14 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:37,955 It's a metaphor. 15 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:45,920 Phil, I understand the overages, okay. 16 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:48,965 But how the fuck is landscaping costing me another 60 grand? 17 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:51,467 Your wife asked us to level the back and add some trees. 18 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:54,220 - It'll give you lots of shade. - Grace. 19 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,473 - Grace! - Kind of busy here, babe. 20 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:58,516 Can we cancel the trees? 21 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:00,184 - Hey, Phil! - Truck's already here. 22 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,686 - Truck's already here. - Phil. 23 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:03,647 - Yeah? - They need you on the rig. 24 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:06,607 Hey, you know there's a ton of trees out there, right? 25 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,025 Yeah, they'll give us a lot of shade. 26 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:09,652 Hey. About these trees... 27 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:10,862 Yeah, we need the shade. 28 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:12,321 - But do we? - Sorry, we're running late. 29 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:15,116 - Okay. Have a great day. - Bye. I-- Bye, girls. Bye. 30 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:16,534 - Come on. Let's go. - Bye. 31 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,078 - Hey, Coop. - Hey. Bye. 32 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,123 You walk or drive? 33 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:23,666 I walked. You told me to walk. 34 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,586 Right. We're taking my car. 35 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:27,838 Come on. 36 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:29,840 Okay. 37 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:41,685 Jesus, Barney. Is that the Spectre? 38 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,729 Special edition. All electric. 39 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,647 Grace bought it for me a few weeks ago. 40 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:47,815 A birthday gift. 41 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,067 - Well, that was nice of her. - Oh, no. 42 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,028 It's brinksmanship. 43 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,946 See, I can't come down on her about her spending 44 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,489 if I'm driving a fucking Rolls. 45 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,117 Oh, come on. You love it. 46 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,078 It is a hell of a car. 47 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:03,540 It is so choice. 48 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,292 I'm driving. 49 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:08,294 Sure. 50 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,491 What the fuck? 51 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:08,706 So where are we going anyway? 52 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,458 We are going to see a lawyer. 53 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,960 Barney, I can't sue Bailey Russell. They'll squash me like a bug. 54 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:15,088 I'm sorry. I should have been more clear. 55 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,882 We are going to see Rick Massiello. 56 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:22,428 You got an appointment with Massey? How'd you get an appointment with Massey? 57 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,513 It doesn't matter. 58 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:26,808 Point is, as soon as Bailey hears his name, they'll settle. 59 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:28,893 The last thing Jack wants 60 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,562 is Massey putting on a big show and rattling his investors. 61 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,022 He will be expensive. 62 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,149 Well, he'll do it on contingency. 63 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,860 - He told you that? - Not as such, but you'll convince him. 64 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:40,029 - He's gonna take half. - Probably. 65 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,615 But that other half is a lot more than you have now. 66 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,825 You have bills to pay, my friend. Starting with mine. 67 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,161 Nick Brandes. 68 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:49,705 Nick! Hey. 69 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:50,831 What's good, Barney? 70 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,376 Just checking in on that "refi" for the gym. 71 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:55,795 Dobbs is saying we can fund the next two locations 72 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,713 without liquidating any of my market positions. 73 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,173 Yeah. Hey, sorry, Nick. 74 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,675 I'm in the car with Coop. 75 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:02,093 - I'm on speaker? - Yeah. 76 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:03,761 Hey. What's up, Coop? 77 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:06,514 You guys know the women have that self-defense thing tonight? 78 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,724 - Is that tonight? - That's what I'm told. 79 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,935 We're all bachelors tonight, fellas. 80 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:14,146 So I'm gonna get some meat and booze and have everyone over to hang. 81 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,731 - You guys in? - Sounds good. 82 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,358 Yes, sir. What about you, Coop? 83 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:18,360 Hard pass, Nick. 84 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:23,656 Yeah. Well, the invitation stands if you change your mind. 85 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,617 Yeah, I won't. But thanks. 86 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,872 Well, I'm gonna hang up before this gets awkward. 87 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:32,707 - See you tonight, Nick. - All right, Barney. 88 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,418 Hit me back about the "refi." 89 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,131 - What? - What happened to team Coop? 90 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:41,966 You told me there are no teams. 91 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,510 But if there were, obviously I'm on yours. 92 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,180 - Fuck Nick. - But you'll go over to his house. 93 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:48,723 The man throws a good party. 94 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:50,308 You should go. 95 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:51,602 You shouldn't. 96 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:54,812 Well, as of a few days ago Nick is my biggest client, 97 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,522 so my hands are tied. 98 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,774 Wow. 99 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,942 Shame if something happened to this car. 100 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,862 Do not even joke about that. 101 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:07,783 You can't win. 102 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,452 I just gotta say that up front. 103 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:12,581 You're a smart guy, Coop. You know you can't go the distance with these guys. 104 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,416 Well, thanks for your time. 105 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,543 Good news is you don't have to win. 106 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,170 You just gotta get past summary judgment 107 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:21,672 at which point Bailey will start making offers. 108 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,591 Then it becomes a negotiation. 109 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,551 And I'm a great fucking negotiator. 110 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,596 Will you do it on contingency? 111 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:29,514 No. 112 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:31,516 I gotta charge you full freight on this one, pal. 113 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:34,310 Retainer's 200K. This could take a while. 114 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,522 What's a while? Three months? Six months? 115 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:38,898 Two, three years. 116 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,942 - Jesus. - Yeah. Southern District. 117 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:42,486 It is what it is. 118 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,488 Sure you got the money for this fight? 119 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:46,615 He does. 120 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:52,411 All right. Look, I gotta get back to court. 121 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,871 Enjoy your coffee. On me, huh? 122 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,541 So you're taking the case? 123 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,667 Well, I'm gonna mull it over. 124 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:58,960 Check the schedule. 125 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:00,295 I'll be in touch, okay? 126 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:04,090 - Two to three years? - He's managing expectations. 127 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,216 I can't afford him. 128 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:08,804 Look, pay the retainer and just watch the dominoes start to fall. 129 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,639 You are being uncharacteristically optimistic. 130 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,517 You've seen what's happening at my house. 131 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,644 Optimism is the only option. 132 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,105 Come on. 133 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:20,648 Let's go get some real coffee. 134 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:21,692 You're buying. 135 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:24,819 You got carpet moths. 136 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,237 - Carpet moths? - Yeah. 137 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:27,613 They lay their eggs in your rugs. 138 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,532 I found larvae in pretty much every room here. 139 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:30,700 Jesus. 140 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:32,368 It's a good thing you called me when you did 141 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,370 otherwise you'd have colonies here. 142 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:36,455 - Can you get rid of them? - Yeah. 143 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,833 It'll take a few treatments, maybe three over the next month. 144 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:40,502 It'll cost you $9,000. 145 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:42,712 - $9000? - Yeah. 146 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:45,840 Ten-five if you wanna go with the nontoxic chemicals. 147 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:48,301 And I'll have to take that wall in the back of your closet down. 148 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,136 And that one, at a minimum. 149 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,554 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 150 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:53,306 Look, they're in there and they're spreading. 151 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:56,475 First generation, best I can tell, but if you don't get rid of them now, 152 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,728 you're gonna have colonies behind every wall in here. 153 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:00,354 And you'll never get rid of them. 154 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:01,898 When can you start? 155 00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:04,318 I can have a crew here in a couple of days. 156 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,252 - Thanks for the ride, Barney. - My pleasure. 157 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:27,925 Hey! 158 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:29,593 Coop. 159 00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:32,762 Come to Nick's tonight. 160 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,806 Come on. You could stand to have a little fun. 161 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:38,433 It's been over a year. Maybe it's time to let this one go. 162 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:40,187 He slept with my wife. 163 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:43,565 That's true, but it's a little reductive, isn't it? 164 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,150 Look, I'm not saying Nick didn't fuck up. 165 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,653 He fucked up. She fucked up. 166 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:51,405 But maybe you fucked up too, right? 167 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,823 A little bit? 168 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:54,283 Marriages are complicated. 169 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,660 So you're saying it's my fault? 170 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:58,496 I'm saying it doesn't matter whose fault it is. 171 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:00,831 We're all gonna be here for the foreseeable future. 172 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,751 Do yourself a favor and get over it. 173 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:04,545 Would you? 174 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:07,089 I would pretend to. 175 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,466 Well, I got my kids tonight, so... 176 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:11,467 Okay. Fair enough. 177 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,177 I'll see you later, Barney. 178 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,513 See you, Coop. 179 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,606 Oh, my God. She's so sweet. 180 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:28,025 Esti? She's a little demon. 181 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:29,735 She looks like an angel. 182 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,487 That's how she gets you. 183 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,574 She's an evil genius. 184 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,200 Hey, Andy. Your friend is here. 185 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,661 Hello, Coop. 186 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:40,621 What are you doing here? 187 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,249 I was in the neighborhood. 188 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,335 - In this neighborhood? - Figured I'd stop by. 189 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,838 See if you still wanted to do business. 190 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:57,054 Well, I am going to hit the shower and leave you to your business. 191 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,764 It was so nice to meet you, Lu. 192 00:09:58,765 --> 00:09:59,892 You too, Ali. 193 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,185 Break a leg tonight. 194 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:03,896 Thank you. 195 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,274 Nice girl, your sister. 196 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,483 What are you doing in my house? 197 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:10,651 I came for the watch. 198 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,612 Thought you said you couldn't move it. 199 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,989 I had to be sure you weren't a cop. 200 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,199 So I looked into you. 201 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,700 You looked into me? 202 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:21,078 Rich guy loses his big job with his big hedge fund. 203 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:24,081 Suddenly has big liquidity problems. 204 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:27,376 You could have sold your Maserati, but what would the neighbors think 205 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:30,963 if Andrew Cooper was suddenly driving a C-Class? 206 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:35,092 So, the Princeton finance superstar turns to petty crime. 207 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,220 You have no idea what you're talking about. 208 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:39,472 The Richard Mille watch. 209 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:42,391 It isn't yours, but it came from this neighborhood. 210 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,519 Bradley Sperling. 211 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,688 Couple of streets over from here. 212 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:51,526 It took me one phone call to trace the serial number on the watch, 213 00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:54,362 find out who bought it and where they live. 214 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:57,949 Nothing so dangerous as someone who doesn't know what they don't know. 215 00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,159 Am I right? 216 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,913 But what you do know is I know where you live. 217 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,707 I know where your family lives. 218 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:09,377 Are you threatening me? 219 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,212 Don't think of it as a threat. 220 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:14,715 It's more of a contract really, 221 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:19,262 that says if you get caught you won't talk about your new friend, Lu. 222 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:22,391 And if you do, there will be penalties. 223 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,643 Honor among thieves. 224 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,311 I'm not a thief. 225 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,690 I don't know what you are yet. 226 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,401 I think maybe you don't either. 227 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:42,202 Now why don't you go get that watch? 228 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:10,938 I can't talk to you. 229 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,815 Why do you keep sending me to voicemail? 230 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,442 It's more polite than hanging up on you. 231 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,068 - Is it? - Which I'm gonna do now. 232 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,362 Jack's gonna ask you to come to his office tomorrow. 233 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,198 He's gonna tell you I hired Massey. 234 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:22,074 Shit, Coop. 235 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,035 Jack fucked me, Liv. You know he did. 236 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:25,704 Massey will drag me into it. 237 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,456 My name will be in the papers. 238 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,374 I'm not gonna let that happen, but you will be deposed. 239 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,126 I'll be the whore in the story. 240 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:34,420 - Jack's gonna tell you to lie. - And you're telling me not to. 241 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,716 I'm asking you to do what's right. 242 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,718 He took everything from me, Liv. 243 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,094 And now you're gonna do that to me. 244 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,262 This isn't about you. 245 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,681 Yeah, the hell it isn't. 246 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:46,766 I'm hanging up now. 247 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,143 Liv. Ple... 248 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,271 God. Fuck. 249 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,233 - Hi, guys. - Hey, Dad. 250 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,484 - Hey, Dad. - How was school? 251 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:57,693 Same old, same old. 252 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,364 - Smells good. - Yeah, I'm making pasta. 253 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,699 I'm going out with Jake. I thought I texted you. 254 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:04,993 No, you... 255 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,120 You did. Okay. 256 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,332 I just came to drop my stuff off. 257 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:14,043 She's taking me to Scott's so we can squeeze in a quick sound check. 258 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,545 Who's Scott? 259 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:16,755 McGregor. 260 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,965 We're playing at a party later tonight. 261 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,425 You don't remember? 262 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,803 Okay. Right. So no dinner? 263 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:26,305 - All right. Okay, let's go. - I can eat leftovers later. 264 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,640 Hold on. 265 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,851 When are you guys planning on coming home? 266 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:30,935 By 11:00 or 12:00. 267 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,020 Yeah, same. 268 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,398 You know you both have school tomorrow? 269 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:37,108 That's true. 270 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:38,568 We do. Yeah, he's right. 271 00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:39,735 Solid parenting, Dad. 272 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:40,988 Come on. 273 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,664 Jesus. 274 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,082 Hey. 275 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,751 I didn't know you were still here. 276 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,545 What are you doing? Sit down. Have a drink. 277 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,964 Watch Belgium's finest. 278 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,425 Can't. I got a gig. 279 00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:03,510 Again? 280 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,553 Don't act so surprised. 281 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:07,805 Well, I'll get cleaned up. 282 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:08,891 I'll come listen. 283 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:12,686 You'll just kill the vibe and make me nervous. 284 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,354 Okay. 285 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,480 Where are the kids? 286 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,481 Blowing me off. 287 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,983 I'm sorry, Andy. 288 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:21,027 - I wish I could stay, but-- - Hey, I'm fine. 289 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,112 Please. Do your thing. 290 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,448 I hate to leave you like this. 291 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:26,532 Like what? 292 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:30,579 I've got pasta, scotch, Jean-Claude Van Damme. 293 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,080 It's very exciting. 294 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,416 Okay. Well, I'll see you later. 295 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,667 - Bye! - Bye. 296 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,753 Bye. 297 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:40,087 - Break a leg. - Thank you. 298 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,840 - You look very nice. - Thank you very much. 299 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,974 - Hey. - Hey. 300 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,101 House is empty. You wanna come over? 301 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,978 I can't. I've got that self-defense thing. 302 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,064 Jesus. You too? 303 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,357 A woman's gotta know how to fight back. 304 00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:01,567 Against who exactly? 305 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,652 No idea, 306 00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,988 - but I'll be ready when they come. - Sam, wait up. 307 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:06,781 Hey, I gotta go. 308 00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:08,450 - Call me later? - Yeah. 309 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:22,463 Everyone I knew was out that night and lately it seemed that loneliness 310 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,007 was all it took to turn a bad idea into a good one. 311 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,510 Fuck it. 312 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,055 - Hey. - So you saw it, right? 313 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:34,059 - Did you go? - Yeah, I did. 314 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,185 - Hi. - Hey. 315 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,145 - Hey, girls. - Hey. 316 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,523 - Great turnout. - Thank you. Who knew? 317 00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:41,941 I think they like the excuse 318 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,776 to come in and steal your decorating ideas. 319 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,486 Place looks great, by the way. 320 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:48,114 Really? I was thinking about doing a refresh. 321 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,199 Oh, whatever. 322 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,703 Those are pot brownies. I'd wait till later. 323 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,538 Are they gluten-free? 324 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,874 - Obviously. - Well, okay then. 325 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:01,502 Okay, ladies! 326 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,297 Who wants to get raped? 327 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,509 That is the right answer. 328 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,305 So put down your canapés and let's get serious. 329 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:18,394 All the wives were at Maggie and Suzanne's for drunken kung fu, 330 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,354 and the husbands were all getting loaded at Nick's, 331 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,150 which meant I had my choice of empty houses. 332 00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:26,611 Back when Mel and I were married, 333 00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:29,740 we never said no to a dinner invitation from the Resnicks. 334 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:35,162 Dom was a professional chef and the meals were always first-rate. 335 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,374 Front door open. 336 00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:43,127 Secure. 337 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:45,922 Kat Resnick was one of the most sought-after criminal defense attorneys 338 00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:47,298 in Manhattan. 339 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,260 At two grand an hour, she was supposed to be a real shark in the courtroom. 340 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,723 She was also supposed to be out for the evening. 341 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,600 And that... 342 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,228 that was not Dom. 343 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,979 The kid was Blake Farkas, 344 00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:45,356 a year ahead of Tori and, from what I could recall, 345 00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:47,025 dating Kat's daughter, Alyssa. 346 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,501 Domaine D'Auvenay Chevalier-Montrachet Grand Cru. 347 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,337 2013 vintage. 348 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:16,262 The brainchild of Lalou Bize-Leroy, aka the Queen of Burgundy. 349 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,681 A pioneer in biodynamic winemaking, 350 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,600 she was known to treat her vines in Saint-Roman 351 00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,895 as living beings with their own personalities. 352 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,813 This was the exact sort of curated horseshit 353 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,231 that pretentious oenophiles love, 354 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:30,359 and let's face it, are there any unpretentious oenophiles? 355 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:34,864 Which is why they're more than happy to fork out 32 grand a bottle for it. 356 00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:37,825 At that price point, maybe tonight wasn't a total loss. 357 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,745 As long as I could find a way out of here. 358 00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:15,989 Oh, my God. 359 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:21,662 Coop. 360 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,706 - Yes. - Coop, where the hell are you? 361 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:26,791 Out. 362 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,668 Everyone's at Nick's. 363 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:29,752 You gotta come over. 364 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,546 We talked about this. 365 00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:33,381 Yeah, but that was when I was sober. 366 00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:36,008 Like, just... Come on. What are you gonna do? 367 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:39,804 You're gonna go home and throw yourself another pity party in your empty house? 368 00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:41,430 I'm depressed just thinking about it. 369 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,432 Look, just come over for me, okay? 370 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,518 Come over. Come... 371 00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:50,440 There is no way in hell I am coming over there. 372 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,570 - Mr. Cooper. - Elena. 373 00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:56,404 Surprised to see me? 374 00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:57,489 Yes. 375 00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,116 Sorry. I mean... no. 376 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:01,952 I didn't know you were coming. 377 00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,537 They're downstairs. 378 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:05,956 Great. Thanks. 379 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,229 Twenty-two. 380 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,398 Get one of these now. 381 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,692 Because once this baby hits the market, it'll be too late. 382 00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,445 I shit you not. 383 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,950 I'm telling you, this is tomorrow's toilet. 384 00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:44,619 It's eco-friendly, will take your temperature, 385 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,872 check your levels and clean your ass and balls every time you go. 386 00:20:47,873 --> 00:20:49,374 Yeah, you too, Jules. 387 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,753 It's got Bluetooth and Wi-Fi, so you can play your music. 388 00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:58,674 And it can e-mail urine test results right to your doctor. 389 00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,885 So the government can spy on your piss and shit. 390 00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:02,220 I got nothing to hide. 391 00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:03,346 Okay, fine. I do. 392 00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:05,556 I partnered with Luxos MT. 393 00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,642 These are going retail for 30 grand 394 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:10,019 and I'm in for 20% without spending a dime. 395 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,897 I'm telling you, man, this... 396 00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:14,774 This is gonna be my George Foreman grill. 397 00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:16,609 For that price, it'd better cook your meat. 398 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:17,985 And give you head. 399 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,445 Kat's not doing that for you? 400 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,656 - Hey. - Oh, my God. 401 00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:24,450 Look at this group of degenerate, gambling idiots. 402 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,202 - Wow. - Hey. 403 00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:27,662 - Hey, Coop. - Coop! 404 00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:29,957 - What's up, man? - You made it. 405 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,917 Wow. It means a lot that you're here. 406 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:35,586 - Really. - Let's not make a big deal about it. 407 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:36,672 Yeah. No. 408 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:39,715 Wow. Grand Cru. 409 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,592 - That's a nice bottle. - It's all right. 410 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,302 I'll open it up at the bar to let it breathe. 411 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,470 - All right. - Yeah. 412 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,722 Glad you came. 413 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,810 Captain Kirk's toilet? 414 00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:52,687 This is a nice development. 415 00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:55,481 It's about time you listened to me and let this shit go. 416 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:56,691 I'm not letting anything go. 417 00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:59,652 That fucking guy took my wife. I'm not letting him take my friends too. 418 00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:01,195 - That's the spirit. - Jesus. 419 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,822 How drunk are you? 420 00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:04,365 Well, let's see. 421 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:07,451 I am seven figures over budget on our renovation, 422 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:10,121 my in-laws are moving to the US to be closer to us, 423 00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:14,835 and my largest, most profitable client threw a hand grenade into his career 424 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,377 and won't pay his bills. 425 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:19,006 So, pretty fucking drunk. 426 00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:23,427 Question is, why are you not? 427 00:22:24,428 --> 00:22:25,721 You make a good point. 428 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,566 The fuck is this? 429 00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:40,234 Your life is in danger. 430 00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:41,819 - Right. - Right? 431 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,613 - Yes. - Right. 432 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:44,781 So... 433 00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:48,701 - Break! You strike the throat. - Okay. 434 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:51,329 - It's a one, two. You got it? - Yep. 435 00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:53,372 - Yes. - You, up here. 436 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,999 - Me? - Yeah, come on. 437 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,920 Mel! Mel! 438 00:22:58,921 --> 00:23:00,714 You got it. 439 00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:04,842 Do it! Come on. Choke her. 440 00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:05,928 Okay. 441 00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:14,061 Oh, no. I'm not laughing. Come on. 442 00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:16,063 Okay. 443 00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:17,605 You... 444 00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,690 - Oh, right. Okay. - Break. 445 00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:21,567 Break. Sorry. 446 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,361 - Okay. - Knee. 447 00:23:23,362 --> 00:23:24,695 And strike? 448 00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,656 Harder! Do it again! 449 00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:28,241 - Sorry. Is this okay? - Come on! 450 00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:30,618 Like you mean it. 451 00:23:30,619 --> 00:23:34,330 All right. Now, she is gonna take away everything you care about. 452 00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:35,791 Everything you love! 453 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,001 Now, what are you gonna do? 454 00:23:43,507 --> 00:23:44,507 Hunter! 455 00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,343 Yo, Hunter! 456 00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:49,221 - Yeah? - Come here! 457 00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:52,849 Yeah. This is Hunter. 458 00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:53,975 He's our drummer. 459 00:23:53,976 --> 00:23:56,185 He's a madman. 460 00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:59,189 - You gotta hear his grooves. - What school do you go to? 461 00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:02,693 - What? - What school do you go to? 462 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,778 Mayfield. Same as you. 463 00:24:05,696 --> 00:24:07,947 Really? Sorry. 464 00:24:07,948 --> 00:24:09,198 It's okay. 465 00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:10,908 I'm a grade below you anyway. 466 00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:13,370 I'll have to keep an eye out for you. 467 00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:16,414 Mushrooms. 468 00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:17,624 You want? 469 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:19,751 No. I'm good. 470 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,421 It'll fuck up my drumming. 471 00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:25,591 Or it'll take you to the next level. 472 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:30,637 Fuck it. All right. 473 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,145 Come on. It'll be cool. 474 00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:42,315 I've gotta introduce you to this guy that I buy from in Scotland. 475 00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:44,859 He uses these reclaimed Sherry barrels to build his own casks. 476 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,903 Gives it this sweetness and mahogany tones. 477 00:24:46,904 --> 00:24:48,237 Guy's an artist. 478 00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:49,864 Those Sherry casks make all the difference. 479 00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:52,326 Out here, scotch was like a fucking religion. 480 00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:54,577 Every time someone poured you a drink, 481 00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:56,913 they'd have to give a fucking TED Talk about the scotch. 482 00:24:56,914 --> 00:24:58,623 Then someone else would inevitably chime in 483 00:24:58,624 --> 00:25:01,375 about some great bottle they once had that you couldn't get anymore 484 00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:02,920 and blah, blah, blah. 485 00:25:03,754 --> 00:25:07,508 I think at some point it just started to dawn on everyone that this was it. 486 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,593 These houses, these wives, these jobs. 487 00:25:10,594 --> 00:25:12,720 This would be the sum total of their lives. 488 00:25:12,721 --> 00:25:14,764 Their futures are already written. 489 00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:17,266 And so the quest to stave off the emptiness began. 490 00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:21,771 Scotch, cigars, smoked meats, custom golf clubs, high-end escorts. 491 00:25:21,772 --> 00:25:25,733 Entire industries built to cash in on the quiet desperation 492 00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:27,986 of rich, middle-aged men. 493 00:25:37,621 --> 00:25:38,914 Coop. 494 00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:42,167 Did I hear you left Bailey Russell? 495 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:48,840 Yeah. I've been developing my own thing with this family office out of Dubai. 496 00:25:48,841 --> 00:25:50,049 That's a big move. 497 00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,133 Congrats, Coop. 498 00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:52,760 Yeah. Thanks. 499 00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:53,970 You investing it yet? 500 00:25:53,971 --> 00:25:55,805 I'm doing a lot of mezzanine work lately. 501 00:25:55,806 --> 00:25:58,975 - We should talk. - Yeah, we're still papering the deal. 502 00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:00,518 What about my investments at Bailey? 503 00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:01,894 Should I be getting out? 504 00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:03,939 - I would. - No. 505 00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:05,607 No. 506 00:26:14,408 --> 00:26:15,659 Let's go! 507 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:26,794 You don't know how you move me 508 00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:30,590 Deconstruct me and consume me 509 00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:33,634 I'm all used up 510 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,720 I'm out of luck 511 00:26:35,721 --> 00:26:37,847 I am starstruck 512 00:26:37,848 --> 00:26:41,392 But something in your eyes 513 00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:44,604 That is keeping my hope alive 514 00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:46,522 But I'm sick of myself 515 00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:48,649 When I look at you 516 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:52,945 Something so beautiful and true 517 00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:56,866 In a world that's ugly and a lie 518 00:26:56,867 --> 00:27:00,411 It's hard to even want to try 519 00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:02,581 And I'm beginning to think... 520 00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:38,200 Hunter, what the fuck, dude? 521 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,951 - Come on. Harder. - Me? 522 00:28:21,952 --> 00:28:23,035 Yes, harder! 523 00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:24,704 You. 524 00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:26,372 What is that? No. That's a rape. 525 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:28,833 You're raped! It's not funny. 526 00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:30,960 You. You're killed. You're dead. 527 00:28:30,961 --> 00:28:32,295 You're dead! 528 00:28:32,296 --> 00:28:34,131 Forward a bit. Come on! 529 00:28:35,132 --> 00:28:38,217 That is bullshit. You're hitting like a victim. 530 00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:40,469 Is that what you are? Are you a victim? 531 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,263 - No. - No? Why are you smiling? 532 00:28:42,264 --> 00:28:45,309 Do it! Hit it! Come on! 533 00:28:46,643 --> 00:28:49,563 Better. Yes! 534 00:28:50,272 --> 00:28:52,983 Yes! 535 00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:56,403 Yes. 536 00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:10,250 I caress all the pain Keep it deep inside 537 00:29:10,751 --> 00:29:17,216 I can grasp all the same But I need some time 538 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:24,306 If the grass grows greener On the other side 539 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:31,771 If you want, I'll be waiting But I need some time 540 00:29:31,772 --> 00:29:38,320 Give me two more days I love you 541 00:29:41,281 --> 00:29:42,699 Hey. 542 00:29:43,575 --> 00:29:44,742 That was really great. 543 00:29:44,743 --> 00:29:45,993 Thanks. 544 00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:47,245 Can I buy you a drink? 545 00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:48,997 I drink for free. 546 00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:51,082 It's kind of part of the deal. 547 00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:55,420 Okay. Well, can I buy myself a drink and keep you company? 548 00:29:56,505 --> 00:29:57,714 I'm Tom, by the way. 549 00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:00,174 You seem like a good guy, Tom, 550 00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:03,970 and with exceptional shoulders, but I'm gonna level with you. 551 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:05,930 - I'm a bad bet. - That's cool. 552 00:30:05,931 --> 00:30:07,975 I know where all the exits are. 553 00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:11,436 Hang on. 554 00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:14,898 Hey, kid. What's up? How you do... 555 00:30:16,525 --> 00:30:18,318 Wait. No. Wait. Slow down. 556 00:30:19,027 --> 00:30:20,236 Slow down. 557 00:30:20,237 --> 00:30:21,321 Where are you? 558 00:30:31,206 --> 00:30:33,500 Hey, man. You know where Hunter is? 559 00:30:34,293 --> 00:30:35,294 Who? 560 00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:39,298 Don't do drugs. 561 00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:44,761 Come on, man. I gotta pee. What's up? 562 00:30:50,851 --> 00:30:52,769 Hunter! It's me, Ali. 563 00:31:11,747 --> 00:31:12,955 Hey, man. 564 00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:14,791 You got room for one more? 565 00:31:29,932 --> 00:31:31,391 This is fancy. 566 00:31:33,727 --> 00:31:35,103 So what did you take? 567 00:31:35,604 --> 00:31:37,064 A stem and a cap. 568 00:31:37,981 --> 00:31:39,273 Wow. 569 00:31:39,274 --> 00:31:40,692 You still tripping? 570 00:31:41,818 --> 00:31:44,363 That depends. Are we sitting in a bathtub? 571 00:31:51,203 --> 00:31:54,331 Nobody ever sees me, you know. 572 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:56,833 I don't know why. 573 00:31:56,834 --> 00:31:59,001 I guess that's just how I am. 574 00:31:59,002 --> 00:32:00,963 I've gotten used to it. 575 00:32:01,797 --> 00:32:05,884 But today, with the band, they finally saw me. 576 00:32:07,219 --> 00:32:08,762 And it felt good. 577 00:32:11,306 --> 00:32:13,517 And then I blew it. 578 00:32:14,393 --> 00:32:15,227 I get it. 579 00:32:16,061 --> 00:32:17,271 I have been there. 580 00:32:19,314 --> 00:32:21,024 I'm still there. 581 00:32:22,276 --> 00:32:23,652 I kind of live there actually. 582 00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:26,655 We're a lot alike when it comes to that. 583 00:32:27,364 --> 00:32:29,907 We're afraid to be seen, but it doesn't mean we don't wanna be. 584 00:32:29,908 --> 00:32:31,493 Or need to be. 585 00:32:32,286 --> 00:32:34,203 Maybe that's why we're musicians. 586 00:32:34,204 --> 00:32:36,539 - It's a chance to be seen. - Yo, I gotta piss! 587 00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:38,708 I will cut a bitch! 588 00:32:38,709 --> 00:32:41,043 - Fuck off! - Come on. 589 00:32:41,044 --> 00:32:42,796 Hurry up! 590 00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:46,716 Anyway, in this particular case, 591 00:32:46,717 --> 00:32:48,342 I don't think you have to worry about anything 592 00:32:48,343 --> 00:32:50,887 because whatever happened out there, 593 00:32:50,888 --> 00:32:54,140 those kids are so damn stoned, they won't remember it tomorrow. 594 00:32:54,141 --> 00:32:56,185 - You think so? - Yeah. 595 00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:59,062 You ready to go home? 596 00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:02,191 - Yeah. - Okay. 597 00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:07,403 Well, you're gonna have to get up first, 598 00:33:07,404 --> 00:33:10,157 because I'm gonna need your help getting out of this thing. 599 00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:20,917 I would never hire a housekeeper that good-looking. 600 00:33:20,918 --> 00:33:23,920 I mean, Nick's gotta be banging her. 601 00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:26,380 - I would. - Yeah, I know you would. 602 00:33:26,381 --> 00:33:27,966 Would she? 603 00:33:28,634 --> 00:33:29,550 Touché. 604 00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:31,093 That's some serious hardware. 605 00:33:31,094 --> 00:33:32,387 Check it out. 606 00:33:34,765 --> 00:33:35,766 There you go. 607 00:33:37,351 --> 00:33:38,477 Look at that baby. 608 00:33:39,436 --> 00:33:41,562 You can hold it. You just can't put it on your finger. 609 00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:42,855 Why not? 610 00:33:42,856 --> 00:33:45,442 Because you didn't win a fucking championship now, did you, Peter? 611 00:33:58,455 --> 00:34:00,414 Damn, Paul. 612 00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:02,417 - She's something else. - She's not bad, huh? 613 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:05,461 Oh, yeah. That's nice. 614 00:34:05,462 --> 00:34:07,880 She was just a waitress at one of your restaurants? 615 00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:10,633 It's always good to have a bull pen. 616 00:34:10,634 --> 00:34:11,926 What about you, Dom? 617 00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:13,553 All those young waitresses, huh? 618 00:34:13,554 --> 00:34:15,137 Chef must get first pick. 619 00:34:15,138 --> 00:34:16,638 Come on. 620 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:18,559 - Not worth the fallout. - No? 621 00:34:19,184 --> 00:34:20,853 Kat and I have got something pretty great. 622 00:34:24,857 --> 00:34:26,692 I really need to get divorced. 623 00:34:27,317 --> 00:34:30,151 Hey, how's that going with Sam, by the way? 624 00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:32,655 You guys gonna be able to avoid a whole legal thing? 625 00:34:32,656 --> 00:34:34,490 Not likely. 626 00:34:34,491 --> 00:34:37,827 She's bitter and jealous and greedy as fuck. 627 00:34:37,828 --> 00:34:39,495 That bitch is trying to clean me out. 628 00:34:39,496 --> 00:34:40,663 I made her a generous offer, 629 00:34:40,664 --> 00:34:44,917 but her bullshit attorneys convinced her she deserves a bigger slice of the pie. 630 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:46,878 Tell you what, she's not gonna get it. 631 00:34:46,879 --> 00:34:48,797 Jesus, Paul. Give it a rest. 632 00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:50,506 What's your problem, Coop? 633 00:34:50,507 --> 00:34:52,884 She's the mother of your children. Why you gotta talk like that? 634 00:34:52,885 --> 00:34:54,135 I guess we're just built different. 635 00:34:54,136 --> 00:34:55,887 Nick there is fucking the mother of your children, 636 00:34:55,888 --> 00:34:57,847 and you brought him a fancy bottle of wine. 637 00:34:57,848 --> 00:34:59,724 - Paul, take it down a notch. - Just keep it civil. 638 00:34:59,725 --> 00:35:02,685 That chiseling whore is trying to clean me out. 639 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:05,938 Well, gee, Paul. I don't know. If Sam let your fat ass fuck her 640 00:35:05,939 --> 00:35:07,899 with that tiny, sad, little dick of yours, 641 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:09,693 - maybe she deserves it. - Motherfucker! 642 00:35:10,485 --> 00:35:11,528 Fucker! 643 00:35:13,363 --> 00:35:15,865 I'll fucking kill you. I fucking will, guy. 644 00:35:15,866 --> 00:35:17,033 And you'll fucking... 645 00:35:17,034 --> 00:35:18,451 - Break it off! - I'll fucking kill you. 646 00:35:18,452 --> 00:35:20,287 Yo, chill. 647 00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:22,955 Okay. 648 00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:25,416 Okay, everyone, now it's a party. 649 00:35:25,417 --> 00:35:27,126 Know what? 650 00:35:27,127 --> 00:35:29,670 A thousand bucks to anyone who can score on me. 651 00:35:29,671 --> 00:35:32,215 - Yeah. - Yeah. Who's feeling lucky? 652 00:35:32,216 --> 00:35:33,424 Me! 653 00:35:33,425 --> 00:35:35,594 Yeah. Let's go downstairs. 654 00:36:27,521 --> 00:36:28,981 Come on, man. Come on. 655 00:36:32,442 --> 00:36:34,902 Denied. Access denied. 656 00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:36,946 Not today, motherfucker. 657 00:36:36,947 --> 00:36:39,156 - That's what I'm talking about. - Not ever. Not in my house. 658 00:36:39,157 --> 00:36:41,450 All right. Who's next? Any takers? 659 00:36:41,451 --> 00:36:44,495 Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! 660 00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:47,416 Jerry? Okay. Enough of that. 661 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:49,292 Jerry, you played D-I didn't you? 662 00:36:49,293 --> 00:36:50,586 - Sure did. - Okay. 663 00:36:51,086 --> 00:36:52,795 - Hope you brought your A game. - All right. 664 00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:54,380 Hundred bucks on Jerry. 10-to-1. 665 00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:56,174 - Who's got me? - I'll take that action. 666 00:36:56,175 --> 00:36:58,092 Oh, man. 667 00:36:58,093 --> 00:37:00,052 - Come on, Jerry. - Here we go. 668 00:37:00,053 --> 00:37:01,637 - Oh, my God! - Come on. 669 00:37:01,638 --> 00:37:03,264 You gonna post me up here? 670 00:37:03,265 --> 00:37:05,725 Is that the plan? You think this is a pick-up game at the Y? 671 00:37:05,726 --> 00:37:07,935 Give me that. Rookies. 672 00:37:07,936 --> 00:37:09,353 Come on, Nick. 673 00:37:09,354 --> 00:37:12,023 Give me that. Rookies. 674 00:37:12,024 --> 00:37:14,025 Give me that. 675 00:37:14,026 --> 00:37:17,361 Give me that, Jerry. Yeah, I play defense too. 676 00:37:17,362 --> 00:37:20,823 - It's what the people want. - Jerry! Come on, Jerry! 677 00:37:20,824 --> 00:37:22,408 It's what the people want. 678 00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:23,869 Jerry! 679 00:37:25,871 --> 00:37:29,790 - Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Goddamn it. - Oh, no. 680 00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:32,001 - Oh, shit. - I'm sorry, Jerry. 681 00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:33,294 Hold on. Let me just check it. 682 00:37:33,295 --> 00:37:34,629 What the fuck? 683 00:37:34,630 --> 00:37:36,506 That is a bone. 684 00:37:36,507 --> 00:37:38,382 Hey, call 911. 685 00:37:38,383 --> 00:37:40,259 - This is bad. - You're gonna walk it off, man. 686 00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:41,969 - Fuck! - Shit, I'm sorry, Jerry. 687 00:37:41,970 --> 00:37:43,304 - Damn it. - It's all right. 688 00:37:43,305 --> 00:37:45,307 - I hate seeing shit like this. - Don't touch it. 689 00:38:00,989 --> 00:38:02,990 I can handle Paul fucking someone half his age. 690 00:38:02,991 --> 00:38:06,203 I mean, it's shitty and cliché and pathetic, 691 00:38:06,995 --> 00:38:09,914 but he's enough of a narcissist to believe some young thing 692 00:38:09,915 --> 00:38:11,374 pretending to be attracted to him. 693 00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:14,627 But it's the recklessness of it. 694 00:38:14,628 --> 00:38:16,879 I mean, that's what pisses me off. 695 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,965 I'm just lucky he didn't give me herpes. 696 00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:20,634 The waitress has herpes? 697 00:38:21,176 --> 00:38:22,593 No, I have no idea. 698 00:38:22,594 --> 00:38:24,178 I'm just saying, theoretically. 699 00:38:24,179 --> 00:38:25,680 Theoretical herpes. 700 00:38:25,681 --> 00:38:29,476 And anyone can see this girl is just a Band-Aid. 701 00:38:29,977 --> 00:38:33,354 I mean, one day soon he's gonna wake up and he's gonna look in the mirror 702 00:38:33,355 --> 00:38:37,818 and then he's gonna realize that whatever his damage is, it's still there. 703 00:38:39,444 --> 00:38:43,197 And also after cheating on me, God knows how many times, 704 00:38:43,198 --> 00:38:46,785 he's lawyering up as if I'm the one who committed the crime. I mean... 705 00:38:49,663 --> 00:38:51,540 I guess I have it easier with Coop. 706 00:38:52,207 --> 00:38:54,250 Well, yeah. It's not really the same. 707 00:38:54,251 --> 00:38:56,628 I mean, you're the Paul in your equation, right? 708 00:38:57,504 --> 00:38:58,838 - What? - No, I'm sorry. 709 00:38:58,839 --> 00:39:01,007 I'm not trying to say that you're like Paul. 710 00:39:01,008 --> 00:39:03,593 I just meant that you're the one who had the affair. 711 00:39:03,594 --> 00:39:05,344 I mean, not that I'm judging you. 712 00:39:05,345 --> 00:39:06,638 I mean, far from it. 713 00:39:07,639 --> 00:39:09,682 - I'm gonna stop talking now. - Oh, my God. I'm Paul. 714 00:39:09,683 --> 00:39:11,559 - No, you're not Paul. - No. You're right. 715 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,104 - I didn't mean that. - I am the one who cheated. 716 00:39:16,523 --> 00:39:20,277 But that was after years... years... 717 00:39:21,403 --> 00:39:26,909 of just trying to get Coop to pay attention to us. 718 00:39:29,244 --> 00:39:30,287 To me. 719 00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:39,670 But no matter what I tried, the chasm between us got wider and wider 720 00:39:39,671 --> 00:39:42,758 and, at a certain point, there was nothing I could do. 721 00:39:43,425 --> 00:39:45,719 So you fucked one of his best friends. 722 00:39:46,929 --> 00:39:48,263 - I'm sorry. - Wow. 723 00:39:48,805 --> 00:39:50,181 - I'm sorry. It's the brownies. - Sam. 724 00:39:50,182 --> 00:39:51,265 It's the brownies. 725 00:39:51,266 --> 00:39:54,310 It's not because I beat the shit out of you just now? 726 00:39:54,311 --> 00:39:57,438 What? Oh, my God. That is so cute that that's what you think happened. 727 00:39:57,439 --> 00:39:59,357 - That's really delusional. - If they hadn't stopped me, 728 00:39:59,358 --> 00:40:01,859 - I would've pushed you through that wall. - You're so crazy. 729 00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:03,694 I could kick your tight, little Ivy League ass 730 00:40:03,695 --> 00:40:05,571 - so fucking fast... - Look at this. 731 00:40:05,572 --> 00:40:07,031 - You kidding me? What? - Look at my guns. 732 00:40:07,032 --> 00:40:09,116 - Look at what? What guns? - Look at my guns, bitch. 733 00:40:09,117 --> 00:40:11,786 - That is... There's nothing. - See here. Look at this. 734 00:40:11,787 --> 00:40:14,247 - Look at it. Feel it. - Okay. Hold on. Let me feel it. 735 00:40:14,248 --> 00:40:16,374 Is this? Can I just do this? 736 00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:19,961 - Oh, my God. Hey. - Yeah. Okay, Mel. 737 00:40:19,962 --> 00:40:22,965 - What the fuck are you doing? - Yeah, take that. 738 00:40:23,549 --> 00:40:25,342 Can you just... 739 00:40:31,682 --> 00:40:33,140 No. 740 00:40:33,141 --> 00:40:34,350 Come on. 741 00:40:34,351 --> 00:40:37,980 - Tap out. God. - That's not how tapping out works. 742 00:40:40,607 --> 00:40:42,359 Oh, my God. 743 00:40:54,121 --> 00:40:55,581 I started disappearing. 744 00:40:56,456 --> 00:41:00,878 Becoming like one small part of his life instead of the thing that mattered most. 745 00:41:02,171 --> 00:41:06,258 It was like he only had so much space in him, and I just wanted too much of it. 746 00:41:08,594 --> 00:41:12,264 I don't think Coop has that space in him. 747 00:41:15,559 --> 00:41:18,270 Maybe he did once, but not anymore. 748 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,106 You have a lot of pent-up aggression. 749 00:41:22,107 --> 00:41:24,067 You really need to get laid soon. 750 00:41:25,986 --> 00:41:28,322 Yeah. I know. 751 00:41:30,574 --> 00:41:31,909 All right. I gotta go. 752 00:41:35,162 --> 00:41:36,330 Yeah. Me too. 753 00:41:43,504 --> 00:41:45,463 Do you wanna talk about the bag of cash? 754 00:41:45,464 --> 00:41:46,882 Nope. 755 00:41:50,594 --> 00:41:53,639 Do you ever look at something you've been staring at for so long... 756 00:41:55,474 --> 00:41:59,394 but you suddenly realize you stopped seeing it a long time ago? 757 00:42:00,312 --> 00:42:02,064 What are we talking about? 758 00:42:03,774 --> 00:42:04,816 My life. 759 00:42:09,821 --> 00:42:10,822 Oh, shit. 760 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,495 Fuck, Barney. 761 00:42:19,831 --> 00:42:21,666 I am so sorry. 762 00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:22,917 That's a prototype. 763 00:42:22,918 --> 00:42:24,711 I am so... 764 00:42:27,130 --> 00:42:29,091 If you're in the market for metaphors... 765 00:42:30,384 --> 00:42:33,970 look no further than a man vomiting into a $30,000 toilet 766 00:42:33,971 --> 00:42:35,514 that isn't connected to any plumbing. 767 00:42:38,976 --> 00:42:41,686 Though, once you get into a certain frame of mind, 768 00:42:41,687 --> 00:42:44,439 everything in this town is a fucking metaphor, 769 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:49,778 which can make it really hard to figure out what, if anything, is real. 770 00:43:17,222 --> 00:43:18,473 Have a good day. 771 00:43:22,644 --> 00:43:23,812 Hey, Hunter. 772 00:43:50,422 --> 00:43:51,714 Hey, you. 773 00:43:51,715 --> 00:43:52,840 Hey. 774 00:43:52,841 --> 00:43:54,008 I stopped by your house. 775 00:43:54,009 --> 00:43:56,260 Saw Ali. She said you'd be out here. 776 00:43:56,261 --> 00:43:58,012 She's living with you now? 777 00:43:58,013 --> 00:43:59,514 Yeah. She's going through some stuff. 778 00:43:59,515 --> 00:44:01,307 I didn't want her to be alone. 779 00:44:01,308 --> 00:44:03,017 It's a lot to take on. 780 00:44:03,018 --> 00:44:04,770 Well, I'm all she has. 781 00:44:06,188 --> 00:44:08,732 She has me too, Coop. I hope you know that. 782 00:44:12,069 --> 00:44:14,237 Nick says you're not at Bailey anymore? 783 00:44:14,238 --> 00:44:17,658 Yeah. I'm starting with a new fund out of the UAE. 784 00:44:18,367 --> 00:44:19,742 Less oversight, better upside. 785 00:44:19,743 --> 00:44:20,826 Just like that? 786 00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:22,745 It's time for a change. 787 00:44:22,746 --> 00:44:24,121 You were at Bailey for a long time. 788 00:44:24,122 --> 00:44:26,165 Yeah, well, you were with me for a long time, weren't you? 789 00:44:26,166 --> 00:44:27,792 Okay, Coop. 790 00:44:27,793 --> 00:44:29,210 Don't worry. You'll get your checks. 791 00:44:29,211 --> 00:44:30,503 Oh, fuck you. 792 00:44:30,504 --> 00:44:32,421 What do you want from me, huh? 793 00:44:32,422 --> 00:44:34,049 What? Tell me. 794 00:44:34,675 --> 00:44:36,259 You've just become impossible to talk to. 795 00:44:36,260 --> 00:44:38,804 Yet, here you are, still trying to do it. 796 00:44:40,973 --> 00:44:43,725 I've been thinking about getting a professional coach for Tori. 797 00:44:44,351 --> 00:44:46,894 It's about a thousand a week. Just wanted to run it by you. 798 00:44:46,895 --> 00:44:49,689 I am her coach, and she works here with Eddie. 799 00:44:49,690 --> 00:44:50,815 - She's doing fine. - I know. 800 00:44:50,816 --> 00:44:52,942 - I'm talking about a professional. - One of Nick's guys, huh? 801 00:44:52,943 --> 00:44:55,736 This isn't about Nick. This is about what's best for Tori. 802 00:44:55,737 --> 00:44:57,238 The next few months are critical, 803 00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,532 and you know how badly she wants a chance to play for Princeton. 804 00:44:59,533 --> 00:45:01,826 - She doesn't need a professional coach. - Because of us-- 805 00:45:01,827 --> 00:45:04,036 At the very least, she needs someone who shows up. 806 00:45:04,037 --> 00:45:05,371 - I show up. - No, Coop. 807 00:45:05,372 --> 00:45:06,956 - You come around just enough... - Oh, fuck. 808 00:45:06,957 --> 00:45:09,292 - ...to convince yourself that you do. - Not again with this bullshit. 809 00:45:09,293 --> 00:45:11,043 We're not having this conversation again and again. 810 00:45:11,044 --> 00:45:12,920 It's one thing for you to not show up for me, 811 00:45:12,921 --> 00:45:14,964 but you damn well better show up for her. 812 00:45:14,965 --> 00:45:17,176 - You understand? - Anything else? 813 00:45:42,284 --> 00:45:44,827 You got a lot of watches here, Mr. Sperling. 814 00:45:44,828 --> 00:45:47,413 Why would a thief take only the one? 815 00:45:47,414 --> 00:45:51,250 That one alone is worth 225 grand. 816 00:45:51,251 --> 00:45:53,669 So, the thief didn't want to be greedy? 817 00:45:53,670 --> 00:45:56,172 The fact that the other watches are here 818 00:45:56,173 --> 00:45:59,676 makes me wonder if you might've misplaced it. 819 00:46:00,385 --> 00:46:02,554 Who misplaces a watch that expensive? 820 00:46:03,222 --> 00:46:06,098 I don't know. Maybe the same person who buys one? 821 00:46:06,099 --> 00:46:07,184 What? 822 00:46:08,769 --> 00:46:10,603 - You got a picture of that watch? - Yes. 823 00:46:10,604 --> 00:46:12,898 And ownership papers. I'll be right back. 824 00:46:17,110 --> 00:46:19,028 You got a beef with this guy? 825 00:46:19,029 --> 00:46:20,488 Just trying to help him find his watch. 826 00:46:20,489 --> 00:46:21,906 You think we're actually gonna find it? 827 00:46:21,907 --> 00:46:24,117 I don't know, but we're gonna make it a priority. 828 00:46:25,035 --> 00:46:27,704 - Really? - No. Not really. 829 00:46:44,930 --> 00:46:47,265 The paper clip, now wired to the battery pack, 830 00:46:47,266 --> 00:46:48,934 will act as a tensioner. 831 00:46:50,102 --> 00:46:53,397 Now, keep your tensioner slotted in position. 832 00:46:54,940 --> 00:46:56,400 Only a centimeter in. 833 00:46:57,025 --> 00:46:58,276 Don't force it. 834 00:46:58,277 --> 00:47:00,737 The rake may as well be a pinprick. 835 00:47:01,446 --> 00:47:03,907 Now, gonna introduce our voltage. 836 00:47:06,076 --> 00:47:11,290 Voilà. And if that doesn't work, there's always brute force. 837 00:47:18,797 --> 00:47:20,506 My shrink would've had a field day 838 00:47:20,507 --> 00:47:24,553 unpacking the fact that I was stealing from the guy who slept with my wife. 839 00:47:28,056 --> 00:47:29,641 But I didn't have a shrink. 840 00:47:30,309 --> 00:47:32,643 What I did have was a YouTube tutorial, 841 00:47:32,644 --> 00:47:34,687 Nick's championship ring, 842 00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:36,689 and the notion that, all things considered, 843 00:47:36,690 --> 00:47:38,525 I was getting pretty good at this. 844 00:47:44,448 --> 00:47:45,449 Or not.