1 00:01:15,930 --> 00:01:17,098 Sorry I'm late. 2 00:01:18,933 --> 00:01:20,101 Where are the kids? 3 00:01:20,768 --> 00:01:21,769 When I left, 4 00:01:21,853 --> 00:01:24,522 Hunter was making love with his iPad on the terrace 5 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:27,150 and Tori was ordering room service like her life depended on it. 6 00:01:27,233 --> 00:01:28,776 I made dinner reservations. 7 00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:30,069 What are you gonna do? 8 00:01:30,862 --> 00:01:32,113 Best laid plans. 9 00:01:32,697 --> 00:01:36,117 - Hi, I will have a Negroni, please. - Sure. 10 00:01:37,035 --> 00:01:39,495 - Oh, wow. - It's my vacation drink. 11 00:01:39,579 --> 00:01:42,498 I thought too much rosé was your vacation drink. 12 00:01:42,582 --> 00:01:45,960 Yeah, so I guess Negronis are my "vacation is over" drink. 13 00:01:46,669 --> 00:01:47,754 Reentry's a bitch. 14 00:01:47,837 --> 00:01:49,297 I don't wanna go home. 15 00:01:49,839 --> 00:01:51,466 Hey, we're here till we're not. 16 00:01:51,549 --> 00:01:53,426 - What? Thank you. - Negroni for the lady. 17 00:01:53,509 --> 00:01:54,969 - Enjoy. - That's my vacation philosophy. 18 00:01:55,053 --> 00:01:57,347 Wow, Coop, that's deep. 19 00:01:57,430 --> 00:01:59,224 You know that actually doesn't mean anything, right? 20 00:01:59,307 --> 00:02:01,142 It will after your second Negroni. 21 00:02:01,226 --> 00:02:02,644 I may switch to mezcal. 22 00:02:02,727 --> 00:02:04,312 Famous last words. 23 00:02:06,189 --> 00:02:07,607 There will be others. 24 00:02:07,690 --> 00:02:09,149 Last words? 25 00:02:09,234 --> 00:02:10,610 No, vacations like this. 26 00:02:11,986 --> 00:02:13,154 You think? 27 00:02:13,821 --> 00:02:15,073 We're here till we're not. 28 00:02:15,156 --> 00:02:17,617 Oh, my God. Make it stop. 29 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:20,203 Think about it. We've been very evolved… 30 00:02:20,995 --> 00:02:22,247 doing something like this. 31 00:02:22,330 --> 00:02:24,123 Easier when we're not sleeping with each other's friends. 32 00:02:24,207 --> 00:02:26,417 - Hey, you did it first. - You were charged with murder. 33 00:02:27,043 --> 00:02:28,336 Fair. 34 00:02:28,419 --> 00:02:30,004 - Can I have another one please? - Wow. 35 00:02:30,088 --> 00:02:31,256 Sí, señora. 36 00:02:32,298 --> 00:02:33,383 Put that down quick. 37 00:02:33,466 --> 00:02:35,260 Miles to go before I sleep. 38 00:02:36,427 --> 00:02:37,804 We're 50, Coop. 39 00:02:38,346 --> 00:02:39,347 Damn. 40 00:02:40,265 --> 00:02:42,600 I really thought I'd have it all figured out by now 41 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:45,520 or at least I thought I wouldn't be starting from scratch. 42 00:02:45,603 --> 00:02:49,315 Listen, this time last year, I was looking at life in prison. 43 00:02:49,399 --> 00:02:52,569 And we could have lost everything, so I think we're doing okay. 44 00:02:52,652 --> 00:02:54,946 What you're saying is, you lowered the bar. 45 00:02:55,029 --> 00:02:57,574 I obliterated the bar. There is no bar. 46 00:02:59,325 --> 00:03:01,870 Let's get very, very, very drunk. 47 00:03:03,580 --> 00:03:04,873 Okay. 48 00:03:17,093 --> 00:03:18,928 Did I interrupt that? 49 00:03:19,012 --> 00:03:20,638 Not at all. 50 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,599 Sitting here drinking Negronis. You're looking to get laid. 51 00:03:22,682 --> 00:03:24,559 - Not my type. - Bullshit. 52 00:03:25,393 --> 00:03:27,020 I would do her. 53 00:03:27,103 --> 00:03:28,438 Really? 54 00:03:28,521 --> 00:03:31,191 I mean, if that's the case, I really wasn't prepared for that. 55 00:03:31,274 --> 00:03:33,151 I just… I can rally. 56 00:03:33,234 --> 00:03:35,486 - You know, we're all consenting adults. - In your dreams. 57 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:37,530 - I've had that dream. - Don't let me get in your way. 58 00:03:37,614 --> 00:03:39,282 You're not in my way. You're not getting in my way. 59 00:03:39,365 --> 00:03:40,617 I mean, you're on vacation. 60 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:41,910 If that's what you want to do, 61 00:03:41,993 --> 00:03:44,370 - damn it, you should do it. - That's not what I want to do. 62 00:03:44,454 --> 00:03:46,873 I mean, the kids bailed. It's your last night. 63 00:03:46,956 --> 00:03:48,958 We managed to make it through the entire trip 64 00:03:49,042 --> 00:03:50,251 without falling into bed together. 65 00:03:50,335 --> 00:03:52,253 - Yay for us, by the way. - Yay for us. 66 00:03:53,171 --> 00:03:54,464 This is America. 67 00:03:54,547 --> 00:03:57,258 - Mexico, actually. - She's hot, you're well-preserved. 68 00:03:57,342 --> 00:03:58,509 Thank you. 69 00:03:58,593 --> 00:04:01,054 And if you wanna get yourself some, you should get yourself some. 70 00:04:02,013 --> 00:04:04,182 If I wanted to do anything, I would have done it already. 71 00:04:06,726 --> 00:04:08,144 That easy, is it? 72 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:14,025 - Yeah. I'm gonna go. - Where you going? 73 00:04:14,108 --> 00:04:15,485 What just happened? 74 00:04:16,276 --> 00:04:18,612 - Nothing happened. You're good. - I'm good? 75 00:04:18,696 --> 00:04:21,824 - You say that, but-- - I'm not gonna sit here and… 76 00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:24,661 cockblock you. 77 00:04:24,744 --> 00:04:26,955 I feel like this conversation just took a left turn. 78 00:04:27,038 --> 00:04:28,748 And you'd be right about that. 79 00:04:32,001 --> 00:04:34,546 Hey, I got us a table at Flora Farms. 80 00:04:35,171 --> 00:04:37,090 Do you have any idea how hard that was? 81 00:04:37,882 --> 00:04:39,050 Best laid plans, right? 82 00:04:44,389 --> 00:04:46,099 There was a moment when going on vacation 83 00:04:46,182 --> 00:04:48,059 with my ex-wife seemed inconceivable. 84 00:04:49,644 --> 00:04:51,938 Turns out, there was good reason for that. 85 00:04:52,564 --> 00:04:55,567 But even having another argument with Mel that I didn't fully understand 86 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:58,736 couldn't stop me from relishing the fact that I was drinking smooth whiskey 87 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:03,867 on the beach at a five-star resort when I could've been serving 25 to life. 88 00:05:03,950 --> 00:05:06,536 All things considered, things were on the upswing. 89 00:05:08,413 --> 00:05:09,789 This is what happens… 90 00:05:10,707 --> 00:05:11,916 You get arrested for murder. 91 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,126 You get exonerated. 92 00:05:13,209 --> 00:05:16,254 You get offered your old job back, but you decide to go a different way, 93 00:05:16,337 --> 00:05:18,089 burning that bridge once and for all. 94 00:05:18,673 --> 00:05:22,927 Which means your interim income source is now your primary income source. 95 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,096 So, you level up 96 00:05:26,097 --> 00:05:27,223 and mend fences. 97 00:05:28,474 --> 00:05:31,352 Nothing buries the hatchet faster than a solid revenue stream. 98 00:05:32,562 --> 00:05:35,648 But in a town where perception is nine-tenths of the law, 99 00:05:36,399 --> 00:05:37,775 you wanna keep up appearances. 100 00:05:38,484 --> 00:05:41,696 Like having an office in Manhattan to go to work in every day. 101 00:05:41,779 --> 00:05:44,490 Which helps get your co-parenting back on track. 102 00:05:44,574 --> 00:05:45,575 Let's go. 103 00:05:49,954 --> 00:05:52,040 And now that life is feeling manageable, 104 00:05:52,123 --> 00:05:54,167 you can finally enjoy being single. 105 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:55,543 Hold tight 106 00:05:56,127 --> 00:05:58,504 We're in for nasty weather 107 00:05:59,297 --> 00:06:03,426 There has got to be a way 108 00:06:04,177 --> 00:06:06,054 Burning down the house 109 00:06:06,137 --> 00:06:07,889 Which means nights on the town. 110 00:06:09,974 --> 00:06:11,768 And nights spent at home. 111 00:06:13,478 --> 00:06:15,480 Watch out You might get what you're after 112 00:06:15,563 --> 00:06:19,400 Cool babies Strange but not a stranger 113 00:06:19,484 --> 00:06:23,321 I'm an ordinary guy 114 00:06:28,368 --> 00:06:32,080 You couldn't say if it was being arrested for murder or exonerated, 115 00:06:32,163 --> 00:06:36,543 but somehow the entire tawdry episode has boosted your social cachet. 116 00:06:37,168 --> 00:06:39,128 Not so much for Sam Levitt. 117 00:06:39,212 --> 00:06:42,924 Her lawyer managed to plead her down to a hefty fine and community service. 118 00:06:45,134 --> 00:06:46,636 She may have gotten off easy, 119 00:06:46,719 --> 00:06:48,721 but there's another law in Westmont Village. 120 00:06:49,973 --> 00:06:52,100 And that particular court shows no mercy. 121 00:06:53,434 --> 00:06:55,728 Life is better than it's been for a while. 122 00:06:55,812 --> 00:06:58,231 The family dynamic is more or less working. 123 00:06:58,314 --> 00:06:59,774 Your kids are thriving. 124 00:06:59,858 --> 00:07:02,068 And if there are moments where the simmering pain 125 00:07:02,151 --> 00:07:04,946 of your fractured family still threatens to kick your ass… 126 00:07:05,989 --> 00:07:08,700 well, that's where those nights I mentioned before come in. 127 00:07:10,994 --> 00:07:14,831 And failing that, there's always scotch and a classic movie. 128 00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:21,921 You're finally feeling comfortable again. 129 00:07:22,005 --> 00:07:25,049 In control. Safe. Optimistic even. 130 00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:33,725 And as you already know from painful experience, 131 00:07:34,893 --> 00:07:38,897 that's generally when life will serve up a perfectly aimed kick in the crotch. 132 00:08:03,838 --> 00:08:04,839 Mr. Ashe. 133 00:08:05,423 --> 00:08:07,467 Hi. Reenie Hudson. We spoke on the phone. 134 00:08:07,550 --> 00:08:08,885 - Hi, Reenie. How are ya? - Hi. 135 00:08:08,968 --> 00:08:10,595 Wow, nice car. 136 00:08:10,678 --> 00:08:12,013 You a car person? 137 00:08:12,096 --> 00:08:14,307 - I mean, not exactly. - That's small talk. 138 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:16,476 - Small talk, sorry. Thank you. - Yeah. Okay, after you. 139 00:08:23,858 --> 00:08:24,859 Hello. 140 00:08:25,944 --> 00:08:27,904 Hi. Are you the listing broker? 141 00:08:27,987 --> 00:08:30,365 - Yes. Samantha Levitt. - Hi. Owen Ashe. 142 00:08:30,448 --> 00:08:31,950 You don't look like a realtor. 143 00:08:32,032 --> 00:08:33,868 I mean that in the best possible way. 144 00:08:33,952 --> 00:08:35,411 I'm kinda new to it. 145 00:08:35,495 --> 00:08:38,289 - Hey, Reenie. - Hey, Samantha. 146 00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:41,668 So, Mr. Ashe, should I show you around the house? 147 00:08:41,751 --> 00:08:43,586 - Just Ashe. - Okay, Ashe. 148 00:08:43,670 --> 00:08:46,464 Yeah. I would… Yeah, I'd love that. 149 00:08:46,548 --> 00:08:48,299 But honestly, I don't wanna waste your time 150 00:08:48,383 --> 00:08:52,053 'cause I just feel like there's no world in which I'm buying this house. 151 00:08:52,136 --> 00:08:53,304 Well, that was quick. 152 00:08:53,388 --> 00:08:56,432 No, it's just too small. Yeah, I mean, it's… it's way too small actually. 153 00:08:56,516 --> 00:08:57,976 I mean, I'm standing here and… 154 00:08:58,059 --> 00:09:00,395 I don't know, I can already feel the entire house, you know? 155 00:09:00,478 --> 00:09:02,564 I want something I can get lost in. 156 00:09:02,647 --> 00:09:05,900 And this, yeah, I don't know. Some of these design elements… 157 00:09:05,984 --> 00:09:07,110 Yuck. 158 00:09:07,902 --> 00:09:08,987 Yeah, I don't know. 159 00:09:09,571 --> 00:09:12,115 I was pretty clear I was looking for something much grander, you know? 160 00:09:12,198 --> 00:09:14,742 With a lot more oomph, some wow. 161 00:09:14,826 --> 00:09:17,412 - But this place isn't even remotely-- - It's my house. 162 00:09:17,495 --> 00:09:19,330 It's your house? 163 00:09:19,414 --> 00:09:21,749 That would have been great information to have before I arrived. 164 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:25,670 I didn't know if she was disclosing that fact, considering the… 165 00:09:26,421 --> 00:09:27,547 the circumstances. 166 00:09:27,630 --> 00:09:28,840 The circumstances? 167 00:09:29,883 --> 00:09:31,593 What Reenie is so subtly referring to 168 00:09:31,676 --> 00:09:34,220 is the fact that my husband died here last year. 169 00:09:34,304 --> 00:09:37,015 Oh, wow. Well, I'm sorry for your loss. 170 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,141 Thank you. 171 00:09:38,224 --> 00:09:40,977 Well, my wife died eight years ago, so, you know, I'm in the club. 172 00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:43,354 - I'm sorry for your loss. - Oh, thank you. 173 00:09:43,438 --> 00:09:44,856 How did he die? 174 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:46,524 He killed himself. 175 00:09:47,192 --> 00:09:50,236 - What, here in the house? - Pretty much right where you're standing. 176 00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:54,032 Wait a minute. This is that house? That whole thing? 177 00:09:54,824 --> 00:09:55,825 Yeah, it made the news. 178 00:09:55,909 --> 00:09:57,452 They arrested you. 179 00:09:57,535 --> 00:09:58,536 Yes. 180 00:09:58,620 --> 00:09:59,954 You're a dangerous woman. 181 00:10:01,372 --> 00:10:03,333 Hey, I've had a couple brushes with the law myself. 182 00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:05,251 Then I guess we're both in that club too. 183 00:10:06,002 --> 00:10:07,420 I guess so. 184 00:10:07,503 --> 00:10:09,547 Okay. Well, Mr. Ashe, 185 00:10:09,631 --> 00:10:11,341 - we should probably get going. - Yeah, yeah. 186 00:10:11,424 --> 00:10:12,967 Hey, Samantha. 187 00:10:13,051 --> 00:10:15,220 Why would a broker who knows I'm in a different league 188 00:10:15,303 --> 00:10:16,512 show me this house? 189 00:10:19,724 --> 00:10:21,059 It's her fluffer house. 190 00:10:21,601 --> 00:10:23,102 A fluffer house? 191 00:10:23,186 --> 00:10:26,105 Now, that's… that's not a thing. 192 00:10:26,189 --> 00:10:29,150 It makes the next houses she shows you look even bigger 193 00:10:29,234 --> 00:10:30,693 and grander by comparison. 194 00:10:30,777 --> 00:10:32,820 - No, no, no. - I see. 195 00:10:32,904 --> 00:10:35,615 I like to educate my clients about the entire market 196 00:10:35,698 --> 00:10:37,283 before they consider a purchase. 197 00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:38,910 Is that something you do? 198 00:10:39,702 --> 00:10:40,954 Hard to say. 199 00:10:41,037 --> 00:10:42,830 No one in this town will give me a listing. 200 00:10:42,914 --> 00:10:44,582 What? Why not? 201 00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:47,919 Oh, right. The whole convicted felon thing. 202 00:10:48,002 --> 00:10:50,296 It was pleaded down to a few misdemeanors actually. 203 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,423 - That's great. Good for you. - Thank you. 204 00:10:52,507 --> 00:10:54,425 - Will you give me a minute? - Sure. 205 00:10:54,509 --> 00:10:55,635 - Reenie. - Yeah? 206 00:10:55,718 --> 00:10:57,679 Yeah, do you mind if I chat with you for a sec? 207 00:11:18,867 --> 00:11:20,493 That's a 750S, right? 208 00:11:23,329 --> 00:11:25,582 - Yeah. - It's a good car. 209 00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:28,167 Yes, it is. 210 00:11:28,835 --> 00:11:29,961 Hey… 211 00:11:30,879 --> 00:11:32,755 I'm suddenly finding myself in need of a realtor. 212 00:11:32,839 --> 00:11:34,090 How's your day looking? 213 00:11:43,683 --> 00:11:44,684 - Yes. - Hey, Reenie. 214 00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:46,436 You have the listing for the Bisbee estate, right? 215 00:11:46,519 --> 00:11:49,981 - Yes, but this is not okay. - Can you get us in in about ten minutes? 216 00:11:51,357 --> 00:11:52,400 - Sure. - Great. 217 00:11:52,483 --> 00:11:53,943 - I was planning to take-- - We're all set. 218 00:11:54,027 --> 00:11:55,653 Nice. Let's take my car. 219 00:11:56,154 --> 00:11:57,405 - Hey, Samantha-- - Sam. 220 00:11:57,989 --> 00:11:59,115 Okay, Sam. 221 00:11:59,741 --> 00:12:02,368 I was just wondering, how many houses have you actually sold? 222 00:12:02,452 --> 00:12:05,330 Including this one, none. 223 00:12:06,539 --> 00:12:07,624 Great. 224 00:13:56,107 --> 00:13:59,319 I'm Jeff Pratt, with the Princeton Alumni Schools Committee, 225 00:13:59,402 --> 00:14:00,820 and I'll be conducting your interview. 226 00:14:00,904 --> 00:14:02,030 Got it. 227 00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:04,991 I know your parents from back in the day. 228 00:14:05,074 --> 00:14:06,159 - Are they well? - Yes. 229 00:14:06,242 --> 00:14:07,243 - Yeah. - Yeah. 230 00:14:07,327 --> 00:14:10,079 So, Tori. Tell me, why Princeton? 231 00:14:10,872 --> 00:14:12,749 Aside from the fact that both your parents went there. 232 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,293 That's not enough? 233 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:18,129 Well, put another way, 234 00:14:18,213 --> 00:14:22,050 what is it you're looking to get out of your four years with us? 235 00:14:22,634 --> 00:14:25,637 Are you… are you on the faculty there? 236 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,806 - What? No. - I just assumed when you said "us." 237 00:14:28,890 --> 00:14:31,893 - Sorry. Figure of speech. - Okay. 238 00:14:34,729 --> 00:14:36,981 There's no need to be nervous. 239 00:14:37,065 --> 00:14:39,067 It's just us talking here. 240 00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:41,861 Well, first of all, Jeff, 241 00:14:43,238 --> 00:14:47,283 I think we should acknowledge the pro forma nature of this interview. 242 00:14:48,493 --> 00:14:52,872 I'm a legacy kid, on both sides, whose father has been a consistent donor. 243 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,208 And the reason he's been a consistent donor, 244 00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:59,087 the reason so many graduates of the Ivies continue to support their alma maters, 245 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:01,464 is to make sure there's a spot for their kids there. 246 00:15:02,382 --> 00:15:03,800 Because, well, let's be honest, 247 00:15:03,883 --> 00:15:05,677 there are much worthier charities to support. 248 00:15:07,387 --> 00:15:09,722 You all torched the planet in the name of capitalism, 249 00:15:09,806 --> 00:15:12,141 and now, rather than try to undo the damage 250 00:15:12,225 --> 00:15:14,143 or feed the hungry or house the homeless, 251 00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:16,813 you're giving millions to 300-year-old institutions 252 00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:20,692 riddled with systemic racism, anti-Semitism, and sexism, 253 00:15:21,526 --> 00:15:23,486 in order to ensure that yet another generation 254 00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:26,781 of privileged rich kids will continue to hoard the lion's share 255 00:15:26,865 --> 00:15:29,701 of what's left of the planet's remaining resources, 256 00:15:29,784 --> 00:15:32,287 while the unwashed masses go to war over the scraps. 257 00:15:33,788 --> 00:15:35,373 So, I appreciate you taking the time, 258 00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:37,876 but let's be honest. 259 00:15:38,751 --> 00:15:40,587 We both know I'm going to be accepted 260 00:15:41,921 --> 00:15:44,424 because you all engineered the system to do just that. 261 00:15:50,555 --> 00:15:52,348 I didn't engineer anything. 262 00:15:52,432 --> 00:15:53,600 Sorry. 263 00:15:54,642 --> 00:15:55,810 Figure of speech. 264 00:15:59,397 --> 00:16:01,232 Also, tennis. 265 00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:04,694 - What? - I'm being recruited for tennis. 266 00:16:07,363 --> 00:16:08,865 I probably should have led with that. 267 00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:27,800 Now this is what I'm talkin' about! 268 00:16:39,604 --> 00:16:41,773 - How much? - Twenty million. 269 00:16:41,856 --> 00:16:44,150 - But I'm sure there's some wiggle room. - I'll take it. 270 00:16:45,151 --> 00:16:46,277 Okay. 271 00:16:46,361 --> 00:16:48,863 - So you're offering full asking? - Yeah, in cash. 272 00:16:48,947 --> 00:16:50,532 But I wanna close by Monday. 273 00:16:50,615 --> 00:16:51,658 - Monday? - Yeah. 274 00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:53,618 We're gonna need at least a week for contracts. 275 00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:55,286 Then you're gonna wanna do a thorough inspection-- 276 00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:57,580 I'm gonna have a whole team up here tomorrow to kick the tires. 277 00:16:57,664 --> 00:16:59,541 In the meantime, you can get the paperwork to my lawyer. 278 00:16:59,624 --> 00:17:01,167 Hey, congratulations. 279 00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:03,086 You just sold your first house. 280 00:17:03,169 --> 00:17:05,797 It… What is it you do again? 281 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:11,010 "We elect a US senator for how many years?" 282 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:12,553 Six. 283 00:17:12,637 --> 00:17:13,638 Okay. 284 00:17:14,263 --> 00:17:17,517 Name five of the original 13 states. 285 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,935 Colonies. 286 00:17:19,018 --> 00:17:20,353 New York, New Jersey, 287 00:17:20,436 --> 00:17:22,813 Connecticut, Massachusetts, 288 00:17:22,897 --> 00:17:24,648 Rhode Island, Delaware, 289 00:17:25,274 --> 00:17:26,526 New Hampshire, 290 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,988 Maryland, Virginia, 291 00:17:30,864 --> 00:17:33,533 Pennsylvania, Georgia. 292 00:17:33,616 --> 00:17:35,493 That's 11. 293 00:17:35,577 --> 00:17:37,120 What am I forgetting? 294 00:17:37,203 --> 00:17:39,664 - How do you know all this? - I watch a lot of Jeopardy! 295 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,008 Guess what? 296 00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:51,593 What? 297 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,680 A drawer full of Cartier LOVE Bracelets. 298 00:17:57,599 --> 00:18:00,852 I'm telling you, every woman in this town wears like ten of them. 299 00:18:00,935 --> 00:18:03,479 I don't get it. They wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same dress, 300 00:18:03,563 --> 00:18:05,356 but they all need to have this one thing. 301 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,275 It's like a requirement or something. 302 00:18:07,358 --> 00:18:10,028 You want me to grab you a couple? They'll never miss 'em. 303 00:18:10,111 --> 00:18:11,571 That's not a club I need to join. 304 00:18:11,654 --> 00:18:13,740 Okay? Just find the pen. 305 00:18:13,823 --> 00:18:16,326 It's in the office behind the primary bedroom. 306 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,912 North and South Carolina. 307 00:18:18,995 --> 00:18:20,997 - What? - The other two colonies. 308 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:24,083 Okay. Now you're just showing off. 309 00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:33,509 It's not in the desk. 310 00:18:38,932 --> 00:18:39,933 Oh. Bingo. 311 00:18:40,016 --> 00:18:41,184 Drawer full of pens. 312 00:18:43,144 --> 00:18:47,690 You sure he would keep something this valuable in a mess like this? 313 00:18:47,774 --> 00:18:50,485 Natalia says he gets a crazy expensive pen 314 00:18:50,568 --> 00:18:53,029 every time he signs a deal and then just throws it in a drawer. 315 00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:54,864 It's like some sort of ritual. 316 00:18:54,948 --> 00:18:55,949 All right. 317 00:18:57,742 --> 00:18:58,743 Found it. 318 00:18:59,327 --> 00:19:02,205 The Etoile de Montblanc Joailliere Fountain Pen. 319 00:19:02,914 --> 00:19:05,041 With just 15 produced worldwide, 320 00:19:05,124 --> 00:19:09,128 this limited edition is crafted entirely out of 18-karat rose gold. 321 00:19:10,213 --> 00:19:12,590 Adorned with Cognac diamonds 322 00:19:12,674 --> 00:19:16,302 and a nib that supposedly glides more smoothly than RIMOWA wheels, 323 00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:18,012 it's not just a pen 324 00:19:19,222 --> 00:19:24,102 but an aspirational work of art reselling for $165,000. 325 00:19:24,185 --> 00:19:25,520 I'm not sure what's worse. 326 00:19:25,603 --> 00:19:27,313 That someone pays that for a pen 327 00:19:27,397 --> 00:19:30,191 or that he tosses it into a cluttered drawer with 30 others. 328 00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:32,944 Either way, a guy like that deserves to lose it. 329 00:19:33,027 --> 00:19:34,737 - Shit. - What? 330 00:19:34,821 --> 00:19:36,865 I dropped the fucking thing. Hold on. Let me get it. 331 00:19:36,948 --> 00:19:38,575 I got it. 332 00:19:41,744 --> 00:19:43,538 Coop? What happened? 333 00:19:43,621 --> 00:19:44,622 Coop? 334 00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:46,875 What is it? 335 00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:49,627 My back went out. 336 00:19:49,711 --> 00:19:51,462 It really fucking hurts. 337 00:19:51,546 --> 00:19:54,173 - I can't move. - What do you mean you can't move? 338 00:19:54,257 --> 00:19:56,342 - Just get out here. - I mean I can't move. 339 00:19:57,719 --> 00:19:59,262 I'm lying on my back. 340 00:19:59,345 --> 00:20:00,638 You can't be serious, Coop. 341 00:20:00,722 --> 00:20:02,807 Do I sound like I'm fucking joking? 342 00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:05,059 Shit. Okay. I'm coming in. 343 00:20:05,143 --> 00:20:06,311 No! 344 00:20:07,687 --> 00:20:08,980 My back had been seizing up 345 00:20:09,063 --> 00:20:11,608 ever since Christian's art thugs worked me over last year. 346 00:20:11,691 --> 00:20:14,777 Usually a cocktail of painkillers and muscle relaxants would do the trick, 347 00:20:14,861 --> 00:20:16,529 and a few days later, I'd be golden. 348 00:20:16,613 --> 00:20:18,281 But I didn't have a few days. 349 00:20:18,364 --> 00:20:21,117 I had less than two hours before the people who lived there would be back. 350 00:20:21,201 --> 00:20:22,827 And when it came to thinking up an explanation 351 00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:24,579 for how I came to be lying on their floor, 352 00:20:24,662 --> 00:20:25,872 I was drawing a blank. 353 00:20:25,955 --> 00:20:27,707 Okay. Shit. We gotta move. 354 00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:30,001 Okay. Okay. Just help me up here. 355 00:20:30,084 --> 00:20:31,502 - Okay. - Just… 356 00:20:31,586 --> 00:20:33,004 Fuck, no. 357 00:20:33,087 --> 00:20:35,131 - Sorry. Okay, okay, okay. - Fuck, fuck. Oh, no. 358 00:20:38,343 --> 00:20:41,012 God, you're like dead fucking weight. 359 00:20:41,095 --> 00:20:44,599 - I can't move you. Can you crawl? - No, I can't even roll over. 360 00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:46,768 - This is crazy. - Just give me a few minutes. 361 00:20:46,851 --> 00:20:48,478 - We don't have a few minutes. - Well, then go. 362 00:20:48,561 --> 00:20:50,313 - I'll figure something out. - I'm not gonna bail on you. 363 00:20:50,396 --> 00:20:51,731 Well, I can't move. 364 00:20:51,814 --> 00:20:54,150 - We're gonna have to call someone. - No. No. 365 00:20:54,234 --> 00:20:56,110 You can't move! 366 00:20:56,194 --> 00:20:59,489 - Fuck! Fuck. - Come on, Coop. 367 00:21:02,951 --> 00:21:05,495 - We have to call someone. - No shit. 368 00:21:07,872 --> 00:21:08,957 Who? 369 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,793 Okay. What the fuck? 370 00:21:11,876 --> 00:21:14,254 I'll explain later. Can you… Can you just please help me up? 371 00:21:14,337 --> 00:21:17,131 You'll explain what you're doing on the floor of some random house 372 00:21:17,215 --> 00:21:18,424 with Nick's housekeeper? 373 00:21:18,508 --> 00:21:19,509 Elena. 374 00:21:19,592 --> 00:21:20,593 I know your name. 375 00:21:21,219 --> 00:21:23,846 Question… Whose house is this? 376 00:21:23,930 --> 00:21:25,807 - The Hemmings'. - And you know them how? 377 00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:27,016 We don't. 378 00:21:28,351 --> 00:21:30,019 "We don't." "We don't." 379 00:21:30,103 --> 00:21:32,605 - "We"? Really? "We"? - Can we hurry this up, please? 380 00:21:32,689 --> 00:21:34,566 - We need to move. - Just so I'm clear, 381 00:21:34,649 --> 00:21:37,235 and I'm sorry if I've misread the situation here, 382 00:21:37,318 --> 00:21:39,237 we are currently trespassing? 383 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,406 - Correct. - And why would we be doing that? 384 00:21:41,489 --> 00:21:43,324 Okay. They're gonna be home any minute. 385 00:21:43,408 --> 00:21:45,285 So can we finish up this Q and A later? 386 00:21:45,368 --> 00:21:46,870 Q and A? 387 00:21:46,953 --> 00:21:48,705 That's… That's funny. 388 00:21:48,788 --> 00:21:50,081 She's funny. Who knew? 389 00:21:50,164 --> 00:21:51,749 Barney! Please? 390 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:55,461 Okay. 391 00:21:55,545 --> 00:21:58,298 You grab his left. I'll grab his right. On three. 392 00:21:59,007 --> 00:22:00,967 - One, two, three. - Two. 393 00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:05,597 When does your sister get home? 394 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,600 She's gonna be playing for another couple hours at least. 395 00:22:08,683 --> 00:22:10,226 Okay. Do you have pills for this? 396 00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:12,020 Yeah. Upstairs in the medicine cabinet. 397 00:22:12,103 --> 00:22:14,397 There's Flexeril and Percocet. Please. Both of them. 398 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,481 Yep. 399 00:22:19,611 --> 00:22:23,698 So instead of taking back your job at Bailey Russell, 400 00:22:24,282 --> 00:22:27,452 a job that would pay you seven or eight figures annually before bonus, 401 00:22:27,535 --> 00:22:30,788 you're, um, robbing houses with Nick's housekeeper? 402 00:22:30,872 --> 00:22:33,124 - Elena. - I know her name. 403 00:22:36,711 --> 00:22:39,881 - I take it you two are… - What? No. What? 404 00:22:39,964 --> 00:22:41,633 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that… 405 00:22:41,716 --> 00:22:44,719 that would be the crazy part in this whole fucked up scenario. 406 00:22:44,802 --> 00:22:46,179 I know it's a lot to absorb. 407 00:22:46,262 --> 00:22:48,014 I'm not absorbing anything. 408 00:22:48,097 --> 00:22:49,098 You know why? 409 00:22:49,182 --> 00:22:50,934 Because it doesn't make any fucking sense. 410 00:22:51,017 --> 00:22:54,562 I mean, if this were some kind of sex kink thing, then fine. 411 00:22:54,646 --> 00:22:57,607 I mean, not fine, but at least I'd be able to wrap my brain around it. 412 00:22:57,690 --> 00:23:00,068 But if not that, then-then what? What is this? 413 00:23:00,151 --> 00:23:03,780 Is this some sort of elaborate, three-stage midlife crisis? 414 00:23:03,863 --> 00:23:05,114 You know, divorce wasn't enough. 415 00:23:05,198 --> 00:23:06,533 Losing your job wasn't enough. 416 00:23:06,616 --> 00:23:08,326 Getting arrested for murder wasn't… 417 00:23:09,744 --> 00:23:10,912 Oh, my God. 418 00:23:13,790 --> 00:23:15,083 Coop, did you kill Paul Levitt? 419 00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:16,876 No. What are you talking about? 420 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,003 I don't know what I'm talking about! 421 00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:23,132 My best friend just told me he's some sort of suburban cat burglar. 422 00:23:23,216 --> 00:23:25,843 I mean, how do you even move this stuff? Do you have a fence? 423 00:23:25,927 --> 00:23:27,136 No. You know… No. 424 00:23:27,929 --> 00:23:29,597 Don't tell me. I don't wanna know. 425 00:23:34,602 --> 00:23:35,728 Wait a minute. 426 00:23:39,315 --> 00:23:40,567 Coop. 427 00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:44,821 Those guys who beat you up… 428 00:23:46,406 --> 00:23:47,866 who ran me over… 429 00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:50,910 that was connected to this? 430 00:23:53,121 --> 00:23:54,747 I could've been fucking killed. 431 00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:56,666 I thought we had moved past this. 432 00:23:56,749 --> 00:23:58,793 I thought you weren't a motherfucking thief. 433 00:24:00,169 --> 00:24:02,255 What a relief. 434 00:24:07,093 --> 00:24:08,094 Thank you. 435 00:24:12,974 --> 00:24:15,018 - What? - Oh, nothing. I just… 436 00:24:15,602 --> 00:24:17,770 I just can't wait to hear this meet-cute story. 437 00:24:17,854 --> 00:24:19,189 Do you have a problem with me? 438 00:24:19,272 --> 00:24:21,149 Of course I have a problem with you. 439 00:24:21,232 --> 00:24:23,735 - I have a problem with all of this! - Don't yell at me! 440 00:24:23,818 --> 00:24:26,404 I'm not yelling at you! I'm yelling near you! 441 00:24:26,487 --> 00:24:28,740 You're filling the whole room with your fucking voice! 442 00:24:28,823 --> 00:24:31,784 Guys! Enough! Goddamn it. 443 00:24:33,161 --> 00:24:35,079 I got to get the fuck out of here. 444 00:24:35,163 --> 00:24:36,331 Barney. 445 00:24:36,414 --> 00:24:38,041 - Barney. - What? 446 00:24:39,792 --> 00:24:41,169 Thank you for coming to get me. 447 00:24:41,794 --> 00:24:42,962 Fuck you, Coop. 448 00:24:43,630 --> 00:24:44,923 Fuck you very much. 449 00:24:48,718 --> 00:24:50,470 Fuck! 450 00:24:50,553 --> 00:24:53,264 That actually went a lot better than I thought it was going to. 451 00:24:53,348 --> 00:24:56,643 - I know. You can't… - And they were like… Yeah. 452 00:24:56,726 --> 00:24:57,769 Thanks. 453 00:24:58,311 --> 00:25:00,188 Just give us a second. Thanks. 454 00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:05,276 - I feel like they're kicking us out. - I know. 455 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:06,945 We do seem to be closing the place down. 456 00:25:12,951 --> 00:25:13,952 What? 457 00:25:14,661 --> 00:25:16,037 I really can't remember the last time 458 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,623 I enjoyed myself just talking to someone like this. 459 00:25:18,706 --> 00:25:21,709 I have been exceptionally witty tonight. 460 00:25:21,793 --> 00:25:24,629 - Oh, really? Is that what it is? - Oh, yeah. I brought my best material. 461 00:25:24,712 --> 00:25:27,840 - So it's all downhill from here? - Oh, yeah, pretty much. 462 00:25:29,926 --> 00:25:31,177 God. 463 00:25:32,595 --> 00:25:35,682 When… When you get divorced, 464 00:25:36,432 --> 00:25:39,602 I feel like you're so focused on the act of dissolving the marriage, 465 00:25:39,686 --> 00:25:42,230 you don't think about the complications that are gonna come afterwards. 466 00:25:42,313 --> 00:25:46,568 So when they finally do come, they kind of knock you on your ass. 467 00:25:46,651 --> 00:25:49,487 So it's been complicated? 468 00:25:49,571 --> 00:25:51,698 You could say that, yeah. 469 00:25:51,781 --> 00:25:53,324 But you're over it? 470 00:25:53,408 --> 00:25:54,617 I'm working on it. 471 00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:58,246 What about him? Are you over him? 472 00:25:58,329 --> 00:25:59,414 Who? 473 00:26:04,711 --> 00:26:05,753 I am. 474 00:26:06,963 --> 00:26:09,215 Absolutely. And then some. 475 00:26:10,008 --> 00:26:11,384 So you're conflicted? 476 00:26:15,388 --> 00:26:17,849 Well, I mean, the way I see it… 477 00:26:18,683 --> 00:26:20,351 is if we had known in advance 478 00:26:20,435 --> 00:26:23,062 how complicated our divorces were gonna be, 479 00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:27,775 emotionally, financially, fucking logistically… 480 00:26:28,443 --> 00:26:33,281 we'd all probably just give up and still be in our lousy marriages. 481 00:26:33,364 --> 00:26:36,034 Then where would we be? 482 00:26:38,244 --> 00:26:40,246 - Not here. - Exactly. 483 00:26:40,830 --> 00:26:43,875 Well, given we are here, I'm just wondering… 484 00:26:46,628 --> 00:26:48,129 what happens next? 485 00:27:12,570 --> 00:27:14,739 - Wait, wait, wait. - What? What? What? 486 00:27:14,822 --> 00:27:18,701 - I'm sorry. - No. It's okay. It's all right. 487 00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:21,871 You all right? 488 00:27:21,955 --> 00:27:24,749 Yes. I'm sorry. I just… I suddenly don't feel well. 489 00:27:24,832 --> 00:27:27,794 - Oh, God. It's okay. Is this… - I mean… 490 00:27:27,877 --> 00:27:29,462 Something I did? 491 00:27:29,546 --> 00:27:32,715 I promise I'm not blowing you off. 492 00:27:32,799 --> 00:27:35,260 - Okay. - I was very much with the program. 493 00:27:35,343 --> 00:27:36,719 - Okay. - Just… 494 00:27:36,803 --> 00:27:38,471 Listen, hey, it's fine. It's fine. 495 00:27:39,097 --> 00:27:40,515 Why don't I take you home? 496 00:27:50,275 --> 00:27:51,943 I'm home! 497 00:27:53,403 --> 00:27:57,657 So if anybody's in a state of undress or making out, 498 00:27:58,241 --> 00:28:01,703 please take the appropriate measures now. 499 00:28:04,831 --> 00:28:05,999 Hi, baby. 500 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:08,877 Hey, Mom. 501 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,421 Where's Morgan? I thought you were hanging out tonight? 502 00:28:12,046 --> 00:28:13,172 No, it's just me. 503 00:28:13,256 --> 00:28:15,133 - Hi. - They got into a fight. 504 00:28:15,216 --> 00:28:16,426 No, it wasn't a fight. 505 00:28:16,509 --> 00:28:17,760 It sounded like a fight. 506 00:28:18,761 --> 00:28:20,430 Well, that stinks. 507 00:28:27,729 --> 00:28:29,772 Who can fight with this face? 508 00:28:29,856 --> 00:28:31,858 I think you might be slightly biased. 509 00:28:31,941 --> 00:28:34,986 Well, according to Morgan, I'm an asshole. 510 00:28:35,862 --> 00:28:36,863 I will cut her. 511 00:28:38,156 --> 00:28:39,240 How was your date? 512 00:28:39,324 --> 00:28:40,992 I was thinking about hanging it up. 513 00:28:41,910 --> 00:28:44,204 - Yeah? Me too. - Perfect. 514 00:28:45,038 --> 00:28:46,456 You can live with me forever. 515 00:28:47,707 --> 00:28:50,752 Take care of me when I am old and infirm. 516 00:28:50,835 --> 00:28:52,921 Okay. But I'm not gonna change your diapers. 517 00:28:53,671 --> 00:28:54,672 Fair. 518 00:28:54,756 --> 00:28:57,050 We can have a ton of cats. 519 00:28:57,133 --> 00:28:58,426 It'll be great. 520 00:29:19,072 --> 00:29:20,740 Nothing made you more aware of being alone 521 00:29:20,823 --> 00:29:23,535 than when you needed help getting your ass out of bed. 522 00:29:25,703 --> 00:29:30,416 My back was already feeling better, which is to say, it hurt like hell. 523 00:29:34,295 --> 00:29:37,799 And as much as I wanted to blame it all on that beating I took last year, 524 00:29:37,882 --> 00:29:40,593 the ugly truth was that I had a bad back, 525 00:29:40,677 --> 00:29:44,055 and a shrinking bladder, and being middle-aged sucked. 526 00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:28,182 The new place is beautiful. 527 00:30:28,266 --> 00:30:29,517 Congratulations. 528 00:30:30,852 --> 00:30:31,853 Thank you. 529 00:30:36,774 --> 00:30:39,777 "A deluxe apartment in the sky." 530 00:30:42,697 --> 00:30:43,781 I'm sorry? 531 00:30:44,324 --> 00:30:47,410 It's The Jeffersons… 532 00:30:48,745 --> 00:30:49,746 You remember? 533 00:30:49,829 --> 00:30:51,539 It was a television show from when I was a… 534 00:30:51,623 --> 00:30:53,249 You know what? Never mind. It's… 535 00:30:56,419 --> 00:30:57,795 Grace is worried about you. 536 00:30:57,879 --> 00:30:59,797 Well, there's nothing to worry about, so… 537 00:30:59,881 --> 00:31:01,633 We wouldn't be here if that were true. 538 00:31:02,842 --> 00:31:04,677 Well, anyone can have a bad year. 539 00:31:04,761 --> 00:31:06,763 Your business model is flawed. 540 00:31:06,846 --> 00:31:12,310 Your risk is not properly managed. You depend too much on too few clients. 541 00:31:12,393 --> 00:31:15,855 One of them has a bad year and it hits your bottom line too hard. 542 00:31:15,939 --> 00:31:18,024 Respectfully, 543 00:31:18,107 --> 00:31:22,445 the art of wealth management is choosing clients like stocks. 544 00:31:22,529 --> 00:31:26,324 You know, you make educated decisions based on a wide array of data points. 545 00:31:26,407 --> 00:31:29,077 For instance, Nick Brandes, one of my largest clients, 546 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,870 he just signed a major broadcasting deal. 547 00:31:31,454 --> 00:31:33,164 And what happens if he leaves you? 548 00:31:33,248 --> 00:31:34,332 Or gets hit by a truck? 549 00:31:34,415 --> 00:31:35,542 Mr. Park-- 550 00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:37,085 You rely too much on other people 551 00:31:37,168 --> 00:31:39,379 making their money instead of you making your money yourself. 552 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:41,297 I make my money… 553 00:31:42,423 --> 00:31:45,927 by providing a valuable and exclusive service. 554 00:31:47,595 --> 00:31:51,474 I have relationships across every financial sector. 555 00:31:51,558 --> 00:31:54,185 You don't work hard enough for what you have. 556 00:31:54,269 --> 00:31:56,729 Says the man who inherited his business from his father. 557 00:32:00,942 --> 00:32:02,986 And I have no sons to do the same. 558 00:32:03,903 --> 00:32:05,572 - I thought maybe Grace-- - She doesn't want it. 559 00:32:06,155 --> 00:32:07,240 She wants it… 560 00:32:08,825 --> 00:32:09,993 for you. 561 00:32:10,577 --> 00:32:14,289 So… So you're… you're offering me a job? 562 00:32:18,918 --> 00:32:20,253 You don't even like me. 563 00:32:23,256 --> 00:32:24,841 That's true. 564 00:32:28,094 --> 00:32:30,096 Okay then. I'll think about it. 565 00:32:35,852 --> 00:32:37,103 How's that back, Coop? 566 00:32:37,186 --> 00:32:39,272 It's getting there. Thank you. 567 00:32:39,355 --> 00:32:41,983 I'm gonna send you to my man Kimo. 568 00:32:42,066 --> 00:32:44,068 He did physio for me after my knee surgery. 569 00:32:44,152 --> 00:32:45,695 Dude's got magic hands. 570 00:32:46,446 --> 00:32:48,114 Well, I just got a Toradol shot, 571 00:32:48,198 --> 00:32:50,950 so that's doing the majority of the heavy lifting right now. 572 00:32:51,034 --> 00:32:52,076 Yeah, that works too. 573 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,203 It does. 574 00:32:53,286 --> 00:32:55,914 I had a bulging disc a few years ago. You guys remember that? 575 00:32:57,081 --> 00:33:00,752 Oh, man. I went down the whole rabbit hole on that one. 576 00:33:00,835 --> 00:33:03,922 Acupuncture, stem cell therapy, you name it. 577 00:33:04,839 --> 00:33:06,758 I thought my golfing days were over. 578 00:33:07,592 --> 00:33:10,011 When we weren't talking about finance or sports 579 00:33:10,094 --> 00:33:11,679 or the finance of sports, 580 00:33:11,763 --> 00:33:15,225 we devoted a lot of time to our growing laundry list of injuries. 581 00:33:15,308 --> 00:33:16,559 We were men of a certain age, 582 00:33:16,643 --> 00:33:18,686 all former jocks in some capacity, 583 00:33:18,770 --> 00:33:20,939 confronting the inevitable decline of our bodies 584 00:33:21,022 --> 00:33:23,233 through a combination of concierge doctors, 585 00:33:23,316 --> 00:33:27,403 cutting-edge pharmaceuticals, trainers, and talking it all to death. 586 00:33:27,487 --> 00:33:30,323 It was just another club we all belonged to. 587 00:33:30,406 --> 00:33:34,202 Hey, you guys get invited to this party up at the, uh, estate on Bisbee? 588 00:33:34,285 --> 00:33:35,578 Yeah. 589 00:33:35,662 --> 00:33:37,205 Who is this guy? 590 00:33:37,288 --> 00:33:38,873 Owen Ashe. 591 00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:42,627 Apparently he made a fortune on shipping. 592 00:33:42,710 --> 00:33:44,295 Paid asking on the house. 593 00:33:44,379 --> 00:33:46,297 Twenty million. All cash. 594 00:33:46,381 --> 00:33:48,508 - Jesus. - Wow. 595 00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:49,884 Here comes the neighborhood. 596 00:33:50,718 --> 00:33:53,096 Geez, and he's throwing himself a welcome-to-town party? 597 00:33:53,179 --> 00:33:54,639 Sounds like a douche. 598 00:33:54,722 --> 00:33:56,182 I don't know. 599 00:33:56,266 --> 00:33:59,394 It's like The Great Gatsby or something. Could be fun. 600 00:33:59,477 --> 00:34:00,853 You know how that book ended, right? 601 00:34:04,190 --> 00:34:07,861 Well, I heard it was, uh, Sam Levitt who made the sale. 602 00:34:07,944 --> 00:34:09,237 Oh, yeah? 603 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,613 Good for her. 604 00:34:10,697 --> 00:34:11,738 "Good for her"? 605 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:16,077 She desecrated the corpse of her husband and framed you for murder. 606 00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:18,496 Did she? Who can remember? 607 00:34:18,580 --> 00:34:21,164 Well, she knew what she was doing when she sold Bisbee. 608 00:34:21,249 --> 00:34:24,002 She probably split, what, 609 00:34:24,544 --> 00:34:27,796 a million dollars in commission with the listing agent? 610 00:34:27,881 --> 00:34:31,843 God. She tries to send Coop away for life, now she's making six figures. 611 00:34:31,926 --> 00:34:33,468 That's America for you. 612 00:34:33,553 --> 00:34:34,637 Yeah. 613 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:36,930 I thought your guy was trying to make it great again. 614 00:34:40,101 --> 00:34:42,437 Hey, hey, hey. No politics at the club. 615 00:34:42,519 --> 00:34:43,604 Is that a rule now? 616 00:34:49,861 --> 00:34:55,200 We are witnessing a spectacular performance by the league's heir apparent. 617 00:34:55,283 --> 00:34:57,994 Dare I say, LeBron and Steph who? 618 00:34:58,077 --> 00:34:59,370 Calm down, Greeny. 619 00:34:59,454 --> 00:35:01,623 - Please calm down. - Yeah, Mike. Come on, man. 620 00:35:01,706 --> 00:35:05,335 Let's see him do what the King's been doing consistently for 20-plus years. 621 00:35:05,418 --> 00:35:07,337 I don't know. I've never seen him do a Sombor Shuffle. 622 00:35:07,420 --> 00:35:10,340 Okay. Then how about play defense like my guy, Kawhi? 623 00:35:10,423 --> 00:35:11,424 Oh, that's your guy now? 624 00:35:11,507 --> 00:35:13,551 Yeah, that's my guy. We're both Spurs legends 625 00:35:13,635 --> 00:35:15,803 - with the hardware to prove it. - Since when do you watch sports? 626 00:35:15,887 --> 00:35:18,723 It's Nick's second week on air. I'm just checking in. 627 00:35:19,432 --> 00:35:20,850 Let's do the math on this thing. 628 00:35:20,934 --> 00:35:22,685 - Don't forget to carry the one. - No, you're not. 629 00:35:22,769 --> 00:35:24,771 - It was one season of overlap. - No, I'm not. 630 00:35:59,097 --> 00:36:01,266 Something wrong? 631 00:36:01,891 --> 00:36:04,686 Nothing. Just keep doing what you're doing. 632 00:36:08,022 --> 00:36:09,941 There's nothing really going on down there. 633 00:36:14,279 --> 00:36:15,446 Okay. 634 00:36:15,530 --> 00:36:16,531 Oh, Jesus. 635 00:36:18,366 --> 00:36:21,119 Okay, it's okay, Barney. 636 00:36:24,330 --> 00:36:26,291 Hey. Hey, what is it? 637 00:36:26,374 --> 00:36:27,458 Talk to me. 638 00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:29,586 Do you need me to do something different? 639 00:36:29,669 --> 00:36:31,337 Yes, actually. 640 00:36:32,005 --> 00:36:34,340 I want you to not set up meetings with your father, okay? 641 00:36:34,424 --> 00:36:36,384 I keep seeing his smug, condescending face. 642 00:36:36,467 --> 00:36:38,011 It makes it hard to have sex with his daughter. 643 00:36:38,094 --> 00:36:40,179 I was just trying to help. 644 00:36:40,263 --> 00:36:43,600 And since you asked, less pressure on the balls, okay? 645 00:36:44,142 --> 00:36:45,643 A little goes a long way down there. 646 00:36:48,313 --> 00:36:49,564 Goddamn it. 647 00:36:50,481 --> 00:36:52,192 I remember 648 00:36:53,359 --> 00:36:57,155 I remember Don't worry, worry 649 00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:01,451 How could I ever forget? 650 00:37:01,534 --> 00:37:03,953 It was the first time 651 00:37:05,747 --> 00:37:09,584 The last time that we ever met 652 00:37:12,879 --> 00:37:19,677 Oh, and I know the reason why You keep this silence up 653 00:37:19,761 --> 00:37:21,387 Up, up 654 00:37:21,471 --> 00:37:24,974 No, you don't fool me 655 00:37:25,058 --> 00:37:30,313 'Cause the hurt doesn't show But the pain still grows 656 00:37:30,396 --> 00:37:33,024 It's no stranger to you and me 657 00:37:34,150 --> 00:37:38,154 I'd been feeling a little bit off, but then when he tried to, you know… 658 00:37:40,073 --> 00:37:41,157 - Yeah? - Get in there. 659 00:37:41,699 --> 00:37:42,700 That's when I knew. 660 00:37:43,785 --> 00:37:44,786 Menopause. 661 00:37:44,869 --> 00:37:45,870 Yeah. 662 00:37:53,461 --> 00:37:54,712 Keep this in your purse. 663 00:37:56,673 --> 00:37:59,300 Especially if you're gonna keep hooking up with random guys in cars. 664 00:37:59,384 --> 00:38:02,345 I don't understand. You just carry lube around with you? 665 00:38:02,428 --> 00:38:04,597 Yeah, you gotta be prepared. 666 00:38:05,181 --> 00:38:06,558 And on my meds, it's just… 667 00:38:07,058 --> 00:38:10,228 It makes it, like, drier than Death Valley down there. 668 00:38:10,311 --> 00:38:13,273 As much as I'd like to hear more about that, 669 00:38:13,356 --> 00:38:17,402 I texted you because one of the music teachers from Mayfield 670 00:38:17,485 --> 00:38:20,446 got a touring gig and is leaving for the rest of the semester, 671 00:38:20,530 --> 00:38:22,699 and they need a replacement. 672 00:38:23,283 --> 00:38:24,492 I'm not a teacher. 673 00:38:25,285 --> 00:38:27,704 Yeah, you're a professional musician, which is even better. 674 00:38:27,787 --> 00:38:29,622 No, I don't know. 675 00:38:30,415 --> 00:38:32,667 'Cause on my best day, it's like… 676 00:38:33,501 --> 00:38:36,004 You wouldn't necessarily call me Mayfield material. 677 00:38:36,546 --> 00:38:38,673 And that is not a bad thing. 'Cause ew. 678 00:38:38,756 --> 00:38:41,384 You said you wanted more independence. 679 00:38:41,467 --> 00:38:42,969 Speaking as a therapist-- 680 00:38:43,052 --> 00:38:44,220 An unemployed therapist. 681 00:38:44,304 --> 00:38:45,847 - By choice. - Really? 682 00:38:45,930 --> 00:38:47,765 I'm actually writing a book. 683 00:38:48,349 --> 00:38:49,767 What's it about? 684 00:38:49,851 --> 00:38:50,852 No, don't try to do that. 685 00:38:50,935 --> 00:38:55,523 We're talking about you and independence, which requires confidence. 686 00:38:55,607 --> 00:38:57,901 And confidence comes from activation. 687 00:39:00,028 --> 00:39:02,197 You're doing so great. You're staying on your meds, 688 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,909 you're regulated, you're showing up to work. 689 00:39:07,202 --> 00:39:09,162 Don't you think you're ready for a new challenge? 690 00:39:09,245 --> 00:39:11,331 Besides, you're never gonna get your own place 691 00:39:11,414 --> 00:39:13,166 based on what they pay you here. 692 00:39:13,249 --> 00:39:16,628 Well, I thought I would just marry rich, you know, like everyone else does. 693 00:39:16,711 --> 00:39:18,129 Yeah, that's a much better idea. 694 00:39:23,051 --> 00:39:26,471 Just do me a favor and don't mention the perimenopause thing to Coop. 695 00:39:26,554 --> 00:39:28,056 It's nothing to be ashamed of. 696 00:39:28,139 --> 00:39:29,140 No, I know. 697 00:39:30,225 --> 00:39:31,351 I just feel like 698 00:39:32,977 --> 00:39:35,188 I'm getting older and he's just 699 00:39:37,106 --> 00:39:39,692 getting better and better looking. 700 00:39:53,623 --> 00:39:56,167 Hey, Barney. It's Coop. Again. 701 00:39:56,793 --> 00:39:59,754 Thought maybe I'd run into you at the club, but no dice. 702 00:39:59,837 --> 00:40:01,714 Give me a call. We should probably talk. 703 00:40:02,757 --> 00:40:04,133 Yes, that sounds great. 704 00:40:05,051 --> 00:40:06,553 Yeah, and I just wanna make sure 705 00:40:06,636 --> 00:40:09,222 you're aware that I have no formal teaching experience. 706 00:40:10,181 --> 00:40:12,850 Oh, you have? Oh, that's nice. 707 00:40:13,851 --> 00:40:15,478 Yeah, I play there four nights a week. 708 00:40:16,271 --> 00:40:18,231 Yeah, great. 709 00:40:19,190 --> 00:40:20,608 Yes, I will be there. 710 00:40:21,776 --> 00:40:24,153 Okay. Bye. 711 00:40:26,155 --> 00:40:27,240 What was all that about? 712 00:40:27,949 --> 00:40:30,243 That was about me being a music teacher. 713 00:40:30,994 --> 00:40:31,995 Guitar lessons? 714 00:40:32,078 --> 00:40:36,249 No. They're looking for an interim teacher at Mayfield till the end of the year. 715 00:40:36,332 --> 00:40:38,167 Mayfield? You've never taught before. 716 00:40:38,251 --> 00:40:39,377 That's what I said. 717 00:40:39,460 --> 00:40:41,379 But Mel already went to the head of school, 718 00:40:41,462 --> 00:40:44,632 and apparently she's seen me perform at The Tap, so… 719 00:40:45,508 --> 00:40:46,634 I got an interview. 720 00:40:48,261 --> 00:40:49,512 Wow, that's great. 721 00:40:50,096 --> 00:40:51,890 You look nice. Where you going? Got a hot date? 722 00:40:51,973 --> 00:40:53,892 No. Party. 723 00:40:53,975 --> 00:40:55,268 Anyone I know? 724 00:40:55,351 --> 00:40:57,729 No. In fact, no one I know. Do you wanna come? 725 00:40:57,812 --> 00:40:59,063 Can I wear this? 726 00:40:59,147 --> 00:41:00,982 - No. - Then no. 727 00:41:01,065 --> 00:41:03,109 - Are you sure? - Yes. Hard pass. 728 00:41:03,610 --> 00:41:04,819 One of us is gonna regret it. 729 00:41:04,903 --> 00:41:05,945 Well, probably you. 730 00:41:06,029 --> 00:41:07,363 No, it's probably gonna be you. 731 00:41:07,447 --> 00:41:08,740 Well, no, it's gonna be you. 732 00:41:08,823 --> 00:41:09,824 Mostly you. Bye. 733 00:41:09,908 --> 00:41:11,659 Bye! 734 00:41:12,285 --> 00:41:13,578 It's gonna be you. 735 00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:19,185 This place is incredible. 736 00:42:19,269 --> 00:42:21,980 I mean, the juxtapositions are really thoughtful. 737 00:42:22,063 --> 00:42:25,441 The plaster, the flooring, the fixtures, it's all the original masonry. 738 00:42:25,525 --> 00:42:27,986 How you doing? Hi, hi, hi. 739 00:42:28,069 --> 00:42:30,280 So has anyone seen our host for the evening? 740 00:42:30,363 --> 00:42:31,739 Dying to meet him. 741 00:42:31,823 --> 00:42:33,241 He's gonna be bald and ugly. 742 00:42:33,324 --> 00:42:34,450 You saw him? 743 00:42:34,534 --> 00:42:36,411 No, but he's gotta be compensating for something. 744 00:42:36,494 --> 00:42:37,871 Yeah, having too much money. 745 00:42:39,205 --> 00:42:41,040 Mel, has Tori heard from Princeton yet? 746 00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:43,835 - Any day now. - That must be so nerve-wracking. 747 00:42:43,918 --> 00:42:45,003 You have no idea. 748 00:42:46,296 --> 00:42:47,964 What about Chelsea, Jules? 749 00:42:48,047 --> 00:42:50,174 Chelsea went with early decision at Duke. 750 00:42:51,551 --> 00:42:52,927 It's not what Brad and I would've chosen, 751 00:42:53,011 --> 00:42:56,264 but they have a great tennis team, and it's what Chelsea wanted. 752 00:42:57,140 --> 00:42:58,141 That's good. 753 00:42:58,808 --> 00:43:00,768 - Wait, is that him? - Lovely to meet you. Enjoy yourselves. 754 00:43:00,852 --> 00:43:02,770 - Plenty of bars. - Wow. Thank you. 755 00:43:03,938 --> 00:43:05,773 - Oh, hey. How's it going? - That's him. 756 00:43:06,733 --> 00:43:09,068 You were right, Suze. He's really ugly, isn't he? 757 00:43:09,152 --> 00:43:11,696 I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. 758 00:43:12,822 --> 00:43:14,365 That's not what he'd be eating in my bed. 759 00:43:14,449 --> 00:43:16,159 Oh, yeah, get it. 760 00:43:16,242 --> 00:43:17,869 I bet he has a very small dick. 761 00:43:17,952 --> 00:43:19,370 Absolutely. 762 00:43:19,454 --> 00:43:22,457 Ladies! Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome. 763 00:43:22,540 --> 00:43:25,710 Owen Ashe. My friends just call me Ashe. Thank you for coming. 764 00:43:25,793 --> 00:43:27,212 Your house is stunning. 765 00:43:27,295 --> 00:43:28,338 Thank you. 766 00:43:28,421 --> 00:43:30,965 It has to be to compensate for my very small dick. 767 00:43:32,425 --> 00:43:33,426 Right? 768 00:43:35,220 --> 00:43:36,429 Oops. 769 00:43:36,512 --> 00:43:37,889 That was… 770 00:43:37,972 --> 00:43:39,849 - Sorry. - Yeah, that's… No worries. 771 00:43:48,316 --> 00:43:50,652 - Uh-huh. - Okay, okay. What's your name? 772 00:43:50,735 --> 00:43:52,946 - Kat Resnick. - Kat, very nice to meet you. 773 00:43:54,614 --> 00:43:56,449 Excuse me. Enjoy yourselves, please. 774 00:43:56,533 --> 00:43:58,409 I'm really looking forward to getting to know all of you. 775 00:43:59,118 --> 00:44:01,037 Sam! You made it. 776 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,288 The place looks great. 777 00:44:02,372 --> 00:44:04,624 How did you do all this so fast? 778 00:44:04,707 --> 00:44:06,668 How did I do all this? I have a team. 779 00:44:06,751 --> 00:44:08,920 - Of course you do. - Come on, let's get you a drink. 780 00:44:09,003 --> 00:44:11,631 Oh, thanks, but I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you. 781 00:44:11,714 --> 00:44:12,924 I'm not staying. 782 00:44:13,466 --> 00:44:16,261 What? What do you mean you're not staying? Of course you're staying. 783 00:44:16,344 --> 00:44:17,762 You're my only friend in Westmont Village. 784 00:44:17,845 --> 00:44:19,514 You can't leave me with all these people. Come on. 785 00:44:19,597 --> 00:44:23,184 These people will love you, but I just don't have it in me 786 00:44:23,268 --> 00:44:26,521 to deal with all the withering mean girl stares tonight. 787 00:44:28,106 --> 00:44:30,108 Oh, they don't love you. 788 00:44:30,775 --> 00:44:32,610 I burned some bridges. 789 00:44:32,694 --> 00:44:37,407 Well, take it from someone who's elevated bridge burning to an art form, 790 00:44:37,490 --> 00:44:38,950 there's always another way across. 791 00:44:39,033 --> 00:44:41,244 - Come on, one drink. - No. Yeah, I'm gonna go. 792 00:44:41,327 --> 00:44:42,453 Are you sure? 793 00:44:42,537 --> 00:44:43,538 No. 794 00:44:53,131 --> 00:44:54,966 - Door. - Thank you. 795 00:45:04,183 --> 00:45:05,435 - Oh, God. Sorry. - Sorry. 796 00:45:05,518 --> 00:45:06,686 Hi. 797 00:45:07,478 --> 00:45:09,355 Don't worry, I'm leaving. 798 00:45:12,150 --> 00:45:13,151 I wasn't worried. 799 00:45:13,234 --> 00:45:14,527 Imagine my relief. 800 00:45:30,460 --> 00:45:33,046 You haven't said anything about the meeting with my father. 801 00:45:33,129 --> 00:45:37,425 The man just cannot hide his disappointment. 802 00:45:37,508 --> 00:45:38,509 In you? 803 00:45:39,344 --> 00:45:41,804 In you. For marrying me. 804 00:45:41,888 --> 00:45:44,474 No, that's just his face. 805 00:45:47,101 --> 00:45:48,645 Did he get into any specifics? 806 00:45:48,728 --> 00:45:52,023 Why are you pushing this so hard? 807 00:45:53,858 --> 00:45:55,652 No reason. No reason. 808 00:45:56,402 --> 00:45:57,654 But also… 809 00:45:59,697 --> 00:46:03,785 in completely unrelated news, I'm pregnant. 810 00:46:05,119 --> 00:46:06,120 You… 811 00:46:09,499 --> 00:46:12,085 Are you sure it's… 812 00:46:13,461 --> 00:46:15,338 It's mine, right? I… 813 00:46:19,676 --> 00:46:20,885 Does it… 814 00:46:21,970 --> 00:46:24,180 Does it feel like a boy? 815 00:46:27,559 --> 00:46:29,018 Get me the fuck away from this fish. 816 00:46:29,102 --> 00:46:30,687 - I can't, I can't. - Okay. 817 00:46:45,577 --> 00:46:46,619 Hey. 818 00:46:46,703 --> 00:46:48,246 - Hi, guys. - You think that what? 819 00:46:48,329 --> 00:46:50,290 Can I borrow her for a second? 820 00:46:50,373 --> 00:46:52,709 - Sorry. Yeah, just… - Uh-oh. 821 00:46:52,792 --> 00:46:54,085 - Good luck. - Hi. 822 00:46:54,168 --> 00:46:56,713 Question… 823 00:46:57,589 --> 00:47:00,592 Why didn't you tell me about this teaching thing at Mayfield? 824 00:47:02,176 --> 00:47:03,428 You're not a musician. 825 00:47:03,928 --> 00:47:06,306 Ali is not good with that kind of schedule. 826 00:47:06,389 --> 00:47:07,473 How do you know? 827 00:47:07,557 --> 00:47:09,142 She's been doing great, hasn't she? 828 00:47:09,225 --> 00:47:11,895 Yes, and I would like her to keep doing great. 829 00:47:11,978 --> 00:47:14,397 She's not a child, Coop. 830 00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,066 She's a 40-year-old woman who'd like to do something with her life. 831 00:47:17,150 --> 00:47:18,526 She's gonna screw this up. 832 00:47:18,610 --> 00:47:21,529 Maybe. And maybe you have to let her. 833 00:47:21,613 --> 00:47:24,240 You should've come to me first. 834 00:47:25,283 --> 00:47:26,826 Stop trying to parent her. 835 00:47:26,910 --> 00:47:29,162 Just be her brother. 836 00:47:29,245 --> 00:47:31,706 Thank you for that completely unsolicited piece of advice. 837 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,084 Jesus. 838 00:47:35,168 --> 00:47:36,878 Okay. Wow. 839 00:47:36,961 --> 00:47:38,755 Well, she seemed delightful. 840 00:47:38,838 --> 00:47:40,590 To everyone else but me. 841 00:47:41,591 --> 00:47:42,592 Owen Ashe, I presume. 842 00:47:42,675 --> 00:47:45,261 - Oh, Ashe, please. - Wow, nice to meet… 843 00:47:45,345 --> 00:47:46,346 Andrew Cooper. Coop. 844 00:47:46,429 --> 00:47:49,807 Coop. Your reputation precedes you. 845 00:47:50,391 --> 00:47:52,769 Wow. Well, I suppose that's my cross to bear. 846 00:47:52,852 --> 00:47:54,771 Cross to bear? Hey, take it from me, 847 00:47:54,854 --> 00:47:56,731 it's those experiences, the ones that challenge you, 848 00:47:56,814 --> 00:47:59,317 and threaten you, and… humiliate you 849 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,486 that ultimately make your life worth living. 850 00:48:01,569 --> 00:48:03,821 Otherwise we'd all medicate ourselves into bored oblivion 851 00:48:03,905 --> 00:48:06,741 until there's no reason to get our catatonic asses out of bed anymore. 852 00:48:06,824 --> 00:48:08,618 Hey, you were arrested for murder. 853 00:48:08,701 --> 00:48:10,787 I mean, how many people can claim that? 854 00:48:10,870 --> 00:48:13,498 - Most murderers. - Right. 855 00:48:13,581 --> 00:48:16,209 So is there a Mrs. Ashe I should be saying thank you to? 856 00:48:16,292 --> 00:48:18,336 No. No. 857 00:48:18,419 --> 00:48:19,921 Divorced? 858 00:48:20,547 --> 00:48:21,548 Widowed. 859 00:48:21,631 --> 00:48:22,924 Jesus. I'm so sorry. 860 00:48:23,007 --> 00:48:24,509 - No. Thank you, thank you. - Oh, God… 861 00:48:24,592 --> 00:48:27,178 It's been eight years and I miss her every day. 862 00:48:27,262 --> 00:48:30,723 But I'll tell you something, that woman, she taught me how to live. 863 00:48:31,724 --> 00:48:34,477 Well, what is it you do for a living? 864 00:48:34,561 --> 00:48:37,939 I'm in import/export. Freight consolidation. 865 00:48:38,022 --> 00:48:39,858 What about you? I assume you're in some kind of finance. 866 00:48:40,441 --> 00:48:43,069 Yeah. I run a small family office. 867 00:48:43,152 --> 00:48:44,821 That's suitably vague. 868 00:48:44,904 --> 00:48:46,364 Kind of like import/export. 869 00:48:48,491 --> 00:48:49,826 Hey, you're empty. We can't have that. 870 00:48:49,909 --> 00:48:52,579 Can we get two whiskeys here, please? Good stuff. 871 00:48:52,662 --> 00:48:53,872 Thank you, thank you. 872 00:49:04,841 --> 00:49:05,842 I've seen that look. 873 00:49:05,925 --> 00:49:08,386 - You have? So you got one? - Oh, yeah. I got one of those. 874 00:49:08,469 --> 00:49:10,638 - Yeah, that's a tough one. - At least it gets worse. 875 00:49:10,722 --> 00:49:11,890 Something to look forward to. 876 00:49:16,895 --> 00:49:20,190 You gotta let me geek out for a second. I used to love watching you play. 877 00:49:20,273 --> 00:49:21,441 - Your form… Listen… - No. 878 00:49:21,524 --> 00:49:24,903 …every line, every movement, your shot was a fucking thing of beauty. 879 00:49:24,986 --> 00:49:26,779 - Thanks, man. I appreciate it. - It was. 880 00:49:26,863 --> 00:49:28,323 And I joined your gym, by the way. 881 00:49:28,406 --> 00:49:31,159 You got a great thing going on there. I love the vibe. It's a great package. 882 00:49:31,242 --> 00:49:32,243 Are you opening more? 883 00:49:32,327 --> 00:49:35,413 We just closed on the financing for two new locations. 884 00:49:35,496 --> 00:49:38,917 Two new locations? You gotta be thinking bigger than that. 885 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,794 Look, if you don't mind me saying, you're having a moment right now. 886 00:49:41,878 --> 00:49:43,838 You're a beloved athlete. You're on television. 887 00:49:43,922 --> 00:49:47,175 I saw the new segment, "Off Brandes." It's fucking great. You're gonna blow up. 888 00:49:47,258 --> 00:49:50,261 As for the gym, I mean, fuck the banks. 889 00:49:50,345 --> 00:49:53,223 You don't wanna have to deal with those shitty covenants. I'd invest in you. 890 00:49:53,306 --> 00:49:56,601 In your brand. We could be opening 40 strong-ass gyms by next year. 891 00:49:56,684 --> 00:49:58,228 I'll get you up to 250 the year after that. 892 00:49:58,311 --> 00:50:00,230 - Shit. - Yeah. 893 00:50:00,313 --> 00:50:01,898 - What, am I going too fast? - A little bit. 894 00:50:01,981 --> 00:50:03,358 - It's okay. - Oh, okay, okay. 895 00:50:03,441 --> 00:50:04,734 I get carried away. I get excited. 896 00:50:04,817 --> 00:50:07,987 - You're gonna have to stop me. Listen. - I'm here for it, though. I like it. 897 00:50:08,071 --> 00:50:10,406 I know how to do this. I have the resources. 898 00:50:10,490 --> 00:50:12,408 If you wanna go national, just give me a call. 899 00:50:12,492 --> 00:50:13,493 I'd love to get involved. 900 00:50:13,576 --> 00:50:16,079 Hey, man, I'm always open to a new business opportunity. 901 00:50:16,162 --> 00:50:18,414 Oh, I know it. Go check out my bathrooms. 902 00:50:18,498 --> 00:50:20,875 I got 15 toilets in this place, and they're all your Luxos MTs. 903 00:50:20,959 --> 00:50:23,127 - Stop it. - Every one of them. 904 00:50:23,211 --> 00:50:24,963 Hey, a man after my own heart. 905 00:50:25,046 --> 00:50:27,882 That's great timing actually because, uh, nature's calling. 906 00:50:29,050 --> 00:50:30,051 To more strong-ass gyms. 907 00:50:30,134 --> 00:50:31,553 To more. Many more. More than two. 908 00:50:31,636 --> 00:50:33,471 - Come on, come on. Go big. - Yeah. 909 00:50:33,555 --> 00:50:35,598 I'm going big. 910 00:50:36,349 --> 00:50:37,892 - We haven't officially met. - Hey. 911 00:50:37,976 --> 00:50:40,144 Barney Choi, I manage Nick's money, 912 00:50:40,228 --> 00:50:43,898 as well as a handful of other high net worth people out here. 913 00:50:43,982 --> 00:50:46,025 Happy to help with anything you might need. 914 00:50:46,109 --> 00:50:48,987 Hey, great. Always one-stop shopping around here. I love it. 915 00:50:49,070 --> 00:50:50,071 Barney, is it? 916 00:50:50,154 --> 00:50:51,906 Yeah, well, give me a little time to get my bearings, 917 00:50:51,990 --> 00:50:53,283 and you and I should have dinner. 918 00:50:53,366 --> 00:50:54,868 I've been looking for some new opportunities. 919 00:50:54,951 --> 00:50:56,494 - I'm your man. - Great. 920 00:51:53,551 --> 00:51:55,261 Go ahead Go ahead 921 00:51:55,345 --> 00:51:57,013 Go ahead Go rock back 922 00:51:57,096 --> 00:51:58,556 Get that Go ahead 923 00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,558 Go ahead, now Baby, go ahead 924 00:52:00,642 --> 00:52:02,352 You got it You got it 925 00:52:02,435 --> 00:52:04,103 Go ahead That's it 926 00:52:04,187 --> 00:52:05,271 You got it Go ahead 927 00:52:09,317 --> 00:52:11,110 Go ahead Go ahead 928 00:52:12,153 --> 00:52:14,781 Right Gotta dance with her ass out 929 00:52:14,864 --> 00:52:16,199 From the front to the back, now 930 00:52:16,699 --> 00:52:18,326 From the side to the side, now 931 00:52:18,409 --> 00:52:19,786 To the other side Rock now 932 00:52:20,328 --> 00:52:21,746 Out of breath Real quick now 933 00:52:45,353 --> 00:52:46,771 Hey. Where's Lisa tonight? 934 00:52:46,855 --> 00:52:51,442 You know, she's taking selfies in Milan, or Paris, or… 935 00:52:52,235 --> 00:52:53,611 Still? 936 00:52:53,695 --> 00:52:57,198 Yeah. Turns out fashion week is not actually a week. 937 00:52:57,282 --> 00:53:00,076 Hey, sweetheart, can you please get me another cocktail? 938 00:53:00,159 --> 00:53:01,828 Or maybe it's time we called it a night. 939 00:53:02,537 --> 00:53:04,247 Gordy, you get me another drink. 940 00:53:04,914 --> 00:53:06,416 I'm not getting involved. 941 00:53:06,499 --> 00:53:08,334 Fine. I will get it myself. 942 00:53:08,418 --> 00:53:09,586 Diane, come on. 943 00:53:09,669 --> 00:53:11,379 - Okay. No. No! - Let's get you home. 944 00:53:12,380 --> 00:53:13,464 Diane-- 945 00:53:31,608 --> 00:53:33,568 There comes a moment at every soiree 946 00:53:33,651 --> 00:53:37,697 when it falls upon the host to decide if the night has ended… 947 00:53:41,492 --> 00:53:43,828 or if it's just beginning. 948 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:51,961 Everybody in! 949 00:53:53,004 --> 00:53:54,130 Yeah! 950 00:53:57,926 --> 00:53:59,469 Turn up the music! 951 00:54:08,603 --> 00:54:10,104 What is going on? 952 00:54:12,232 --> 00:54:13,608 Thought we were fighting. 953 00:54:14,734 --> 00:54:15,944 We're not fighting. 954 00:54:20,281 --> 00:54:21,658 But if we were fighting, you would… 955 00:54:21,741 --> 00:54:23,576 - No, Coop. No, Coop. - …you would lose. 956 00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:24,702 - No! No! - Yes. 957 00:54:24,786 --> 00:54:27,205 - Coop, you're gonna-- - Bye. 958 00:54:59,946 --> 00:55:01,322 You've been avoiding me. 959 00:55:04,033 --> 00:55:05,118 It was a lot to process. 960 00:55:05,201 --> 00:55:07,036 Yeah. 961 00:55:12,041 --> 00:55:14,168 Why didn't you take your job at Bailey back? 962 00:55:17,422 --> 00:55:18,923 The truth is, I don't really know. 963 00:55:19,883 --> 00:55:24,012 I… I accepted the offer, 964 00:55:24,679 --> 00:55:26,681 and I'm pretty sure I meant it when I said it. 965 00:55:28,141 --> 00:55:30,977 But something happened to me when I walked outta that building. 966 00:55:31,060 --> 00:55:33,813 I just thought that if I took that offer, 967 00:55:34,397 --> 00:55:37,108 then everything would go right back to the way it was. 968 00:55:37,192 --> 00:55:40,945 That I would go right back to the way I was. 969 00:55:41,613 --> 00:55:43,781 And you didn't like the way it was? 970 00:55:43,865 --> 00:55:44,991 I thought I did. 971 00:55:47,577 --> 00:55:48,828 Turns out I didn't. 972 00:55:50,079 --> 00:55:54,459 Well, this all sounds very existential. 973 00:55:56,586 --> 00:55:57,921 I don't know if it's profound 974 00:55:58,004 --> 00:56:00,590 or you're just swallowing your own bullshit, 975 00:56:00,673 --> 00:56:01,674 but either way… 976 00:56:03,593 --> 00:56:04,594 I want in. 977 00:56:06,804 --> 00:56:08,139 What? Why? 978 00:56:09,849 --> 00:56:11,559 'Cause fuck my father-in-law. 979 00:56:13,394 --> 00:56:15,230 Okay. 980 00:56:19,108 --> 00:56:21,069 Grace is pregnant. 981 00:56:23,530 --> 00:56:24,781 - Wow. - Yeah. 982 00:56:27,408 --> 00:56:29,536 Congratulations. 983 00:56:36,543 --> 00:56:39,254 Barney getting involved was a terrible idea. 984 00:56:39,337 --> 00:56:41,631 But that night, as we sat in our drenched clothing, 985 00:56:41,714 --> 00:56:44,175 happily wasted on a stranger's top-shelf booze, 986 00:56:44,259 --> 00:56:46,010 watching our friends and neighbors party 987 00:56:46,094 --> 00:56:48,721 like they were living in an F. Scott Fitzgerald fever dream. 988 00:56:49,305 --> 00:56:53,643 For the first time in a while, the future seemed, well, promising. 989 00:56:54,185 --> 00:56:56,688 And maybe it was the painkillers mixing with the booze, 990 00:56:56,771 --> 00:56:58,857 or maybe it was sheer stupidity, 991 00:56:58,940 --> 00:57:02,026 but in that moment, I was just drunk enough to believe it.