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Damn. You are looking good.

2
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I'’ve loved all this time
we'’ve been spending together.

3
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Ready to take this
to the next level.

4
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Man, are you talking
- to this car again?
- Jesus.

5
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She'’s got a name. Victoria.

6
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Dude, you crazy.

7
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With a trunk like that,
she'’s a Felicia and you know it.

8
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Okay, let'’s get back to work.
I don'’t wanna mess up
Matt'’s good mood.

9
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Yeah, he hasn'’t gone off
on his usual rant.

10
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You realize I can hear
everything from in here.

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Let me guess, the world'’s
going to hell in a handbasket.

12
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We don'’t even make
handbaskets in the US anymore.

13
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You know, we do make
excuses, quitters and diabetes.

14
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And celebrities that use
diabetes medicine
to lose weight.

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You wanna lose weight?
It'’s simple.

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This hole here bigger
than this one back here.

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My rule for you:
when you get on the road,
so do I.

18
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Well, I got something
you'’re gonna like.

19
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I, uh, hooked up the high
voltage line to the motor

20
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and getting ready
to test the inverter.

21
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I got a question for you:
have you ever washed that hat?

22
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Looks like a normal hat
that was left in Portland
too long.

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I can'’t wash it.
It'’s my lucky hat.

24
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Well, tell me
when that starts working.

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Hey, Matt, you'’re gonna
wanna see this.

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Is that my GTO?

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I built that 15 years ago,

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then somebody stole it.

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Hi, Dad.

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There'’s the thief.

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Wow, Riley, that was
like a 15-year joy ride.

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Well, the joy ends here.

33
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I decided it'’s time
for me to return it.

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What are you doing here?
You got a lot
of nerve coming back driving--

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Hey, kids, say hi to grandpa.

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- Hey, Pops.
- Papa!

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Hey, hey, hey, hey.

38
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Wow, this is, uh,
one tense garage.

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Technically,
it'’s a restomod shop.

40
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A very tense restomod shop.

41
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So you still
keep your house
key under the Reagan gnome.

42
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And you still speed
through school zones.

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House is still the same.

44
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It'’s like she'’s still here.

45
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Well, she'’s not.

46
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Why are my grandkids
out in the car?

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I told them to wait there
so we can catch up loudly.

48
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And also
to call the cops
if necessary.

49
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What are you doing here
like this? Is there something
wrong with the car?

50
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The car is the one thing
that'’s doing great.

51
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That'’s '’cause
when I build stuff,
it'’s built to last.

52
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Except our relationship.

53
00:03:00,766 --> 00:03:02,561
Well, that'’s pretty much
on you, Riley.

54
00:03:02,699 --> 00:03:05,702
- Mmm. That'’s on us.
- It'’s like
the only thing we did together.

55
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Can we try to talk to each
other like rational adults?

56
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Have you watched
the news lately?
That'’s not a thing anymore.

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I just mean, catch up.

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Aside from a few very awkward
Christmases,
I'’ve barely seen you.

59
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How the heck are ya?

60
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You barely spoke to me
at your mom'’s funeral.

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Not true.[Matt] Yes, it was.

62
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You just nodded a couple
of times, like I'’m
the front desk guy at a gym.

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- I haven'’t seen you since then.
- I get why you'’re mad--

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Let'’s go way back,
how about the last time
you walked out that door,

65
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you looked back at me
and you said... Do you remember
that? "I hate you, Dad."

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And gave me a double bird.

67
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I was 18.

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The double bird was how I
ended all of our conversations.

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You walked out
of here pregnant,

70
00:03:49,401 --> 00:03:52,577
you bailed out of college
and you went off
with some "musician."

71
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Dad, James is a musician.

72
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No, he'’s not.
He'’s a bass player.

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Plunk, plunk, plunk.
Sit down, you'’re done.

74
00:04:02,069 --> 00:04:04,105
He didn'’t have the courtesy
to ask for your hand
in marriage.

75
00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,798
- Oh, '’cause you would'’ve
said yes?
- Hell no.

76
00:04:07,695 --> 00:04:09,490
Can we take it down a notch?

77
00:04:09,628 --> 00:04:11,389
I just drove from Vegas
with two kids

78
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who were six inches
too far back from me
to hit from the front seat.

79
00:04:17,843 --> 00:04:19,535
What are you doing here?
And where is Jimmy?

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We'’re getting a divorce.

81
00:04:27,405 --> 00:04:30,787
I'’m broke
and I have nowhere else to go.

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I need a place
to stay until I find a job,

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save some money and figure out
what the rest of my life
looks like.

84
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So, a couple of days.

85
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Hey, you weren'’t
my first choice either.

86
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There was a doomsday
cult I had my eye on but...

87
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...it wasn'’t kid-friendly.

88
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Oh, God.
This was all so much
easier when Mom was here.

89
00:04:55,605 --> 00:04:57,469
A lot easier
when your mom was here.

90
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The only reason I have
a relationship with
my grandkids is '’cause of Mom.

91
00:05:00,714 --> 00:05:03,130
- You kept me at arms length.
-'’Cause you'’re a lot.

92
00:05:03,268 --> 00:05:04,718
You'’re a lot.

93
00:05:05,235 --> 00:05:07,583
Well, demon meet seed.

94
00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,690
What happened between you
and plunk plunk?

95
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He was on the road all the time
and everything
that comes with that.

96
00:05:19,595 --> 00:05:21,079
Mom'’s death was a wake-up call.

97
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What am I doing with my life?

98
00:05:23,392 --> 00:05:25,255
Why am I still with James?

99
00:05:25,394 --> 00:05:29,018
Sure it pissed you off,
but is that a solid foundation
for a marriage?

100
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I feel like such a cliché...

101
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...and I'’m just so tired.

102
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I really need your help, Dad.

103
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You guys
can stay here.
We'’ll see how it works out.

104
00:06:01,568 --> 00:06:03,466
Really?

105
00:06:03,604 --> 00:06:06,158
'’Cause I haven'’t changed a lot.

106
00:06:08,298 --> 00:06:09,714
Neither have I.

107
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<i>Today America unveiled
steep tariff increases...</i>

108
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This is exactly
why I hate the news.

109
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One person tells you the news
and three others tell you

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what you'’re supposed
to think about the news.

111
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Like I'’m too stupid
to form my own angry opinions.

112
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Then why do you watch it?

113
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You have to stay informed,
little one.

114
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Plus, the girl in
the green'’s kinda pretty, huh?

115
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She'’s like 80.

116
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Well, so are you,
so it makes sense.

117
00:06:48,028 --> 00:06:51,203
That was your uncle Sammy
calling from Fort Dix.

118
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He says, "Hi.

119
00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,655
Love you, guys." And,

120
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"Run, get out now.
What are you doing?
Are you insane?"

121
00:06:58,038 --> 00:07:00,040
There'’s waffles there,
coffee there.

122
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Right now I'’m teaching
the kids how to hate-watch
the news while they eat.

123
00:07:05,666 --> 00:07:09,359
Well, looks like they forgot
to tell you of a no-screens
rule during meals.

124
00:07:09,498 --> 00:07:11,500
Maybe at your house that works,
but we'’re at my house.

125
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Now you can watch whatever you
want as long
as it'’s something I want.

126
00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:19,818
And we totally appreciate
being in Papa'’s house,

127
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but meals are the one time
you can tune out the world

128
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and hear what'’s going on
in each other'’s lives.

129
00:07:24,927 --> 00:07:25,962
Uh,

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all right. Carter,
what'’s going on in your life?

131
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- Not much. You?
- Not much.

132
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But China'’s still pissed at us.

133
00:07:35,558 --> 00:07:38,009
<i>...while increasing
others, including...</i>

134
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Do you mind, Dad? <i>...duties to over...</i>

135
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Okay. Well, now
that you'’re home, Riley,
what'’s, uh, what'’s your plan?

136
00:07:45,913 --> 00:07:49,434
Uh. Well, I have to get the kids
enrolled in school.

137
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Find a job of some kind.

138
00:07:50,918 --> 00:07:52,886
Hey, not too late
to go back to college.

139
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FYI, I got my bachelors
degree online.

140
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I graduated top of my kitchen.

141
00:08:00,549 --> 00:08:03,690
You could get into law school.
That'’s always been your dream.

142
00:08:03,828 --> 00:08:06,106
Uh, actually,
that was your dream for me.

143
00:08:06,244 --> 00:08:08,591
Because you'’re smart,
talented, you know?

144
00:08:08,729 --> 00:08:10,662
You... You like to argue.

145
00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,906
You love to argue,
might as well get paid for it.

146
00:08:13,044 --> 00:08:15,080
You do love to argue.

147
00:08:15,218 --> 00:08:18,808
Yeah.
Pop'’s throwing shade.
Give me some, Pop.

148
00:08:18,946 --> 00:08:20,534
- There we go. Yeah!
- Yeah.

149
00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:23,192
Yeah.
Good shade, Pops.

150
00:08:23,330 --> 00:08:26,575
Anyway, I just have to get
my life up and running again.

151
00:08:26,713 --> 00:08:29,474
Or at least, up and hobbling.

152
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Wise words from my overachiever.

153
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Georgia, last time we talked,
uh, you saw that <i>Barbie</i> movie.

154
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You said you'’re gonna tear
down the patriarchy, right?

155
00:08:42,418 --> 00:08:47,112
Old news. My dream now is
to become a billionaire,
like Lori from <i>Shark Tank.</i>

156
00:08:48,597 --> 00:08:50,737
She travels by helicopter.

157
00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:54,913
Well, good luck finding a man
that'’s okay with his wife
making more money than him.

158
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I don'’t need a man
to feel complete.

159
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When you wanna kill a spider,
a man'’s gonna look
pretty darn good.

160
00:09:03,439 --> 00:09:04,647
I have a shoe.

161
00:09:05,855 --> 00:09:07,995
A woman that could kill insects,
I like that.

162
00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:10,653
You should put that
on your dating profile.

163
00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:13,898
Mom, can I get a dating profile?

164
00:09:17,453 --> 00:09:21,319
Yeah, the whole block'’s
gentrified now.
All the bars have mocktails.

165
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,943
They'’re not so bad with
a little vodka in them.

166
00:09:26,635 --> 00:09:28,740
So, what do you think?

167
00:09:28,878 --> 00:09:30,466
Pretty impressive, huh?

168
00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,157
This is the Scrub Daddy.

169
00:09:33,676 --> 00:09:36,403
Lori from <i>Shark Tank</i>
blew these up.

170
00:09:36,955 --> 00:09:38,716
It'’s a sponge.

171
00:09:40,925 --> 00:09:43,444
Hey, Pops. I recognize all
this stuff from your Instagram.

172
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,757
Oh, what do you think?

173
00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:47,621
Meh.

174
00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,003
What do you mean, "Meh"?

175
00:09:50,141 --> 00:09:52,074
You know, it'’s kinda lame,
to be honest.

176
00:09:52,212 --> 00:09:55,629
Uh, a lot of pics of you
with old cars,
thumbs up, you know.

177
00:09:57,286 --> 00:09:58,459
Mmm.

178
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,255
Why don'’t you tell us about
this car right here?

179
00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:02,878
Go ahead.

180
00:10:03,016 --> 00:10:06,226
Okay. This '’70s muscle car,
we built for the studios.

181
00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:09,056
Every detective in those
movies drove a car like this.

182
00:10:09,194 --> 00:10:11,680
A detective
that didn'’t play by the rules.

183
00:10:11,818 --> 00:10:15,925
He only trusted his very small,
adorable waitress named Trixie.

184
00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:20,171
Who unfortunately
took two bullets for him.

185
00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:24,416
It was a quick death though.

186
00:10:27,005 --> 00:10:29,525
You know,
better than a thumbs up.

187
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,389
- Can you take us for a ride?
- Uh, sure.

188
00:10:31,527 --> 00:10:33,633
Hey, Riley, we'’re gonna
take a little
ride, you wanna go with us?

189
00:10:33,771 --> 00:10:40,432
No, they need quality Papa time.
And I need quality no Papa time.

190
00:10:47,232 --> 00:10:48,648
Why are we here?

191
00:10:48,786 --> 00:10:49,890
You gotta pee again?

192
00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:51,064
Yes.

193
00:10:51,858 --> 00:10:53,998
Listen,
you wanna take the wheel here?

194
00:10:54,136 --> 00:10:56,310
- You took driver'’s ed, right?
- What?

195
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,796
Oh, no, I do...
I don'’t need to drive.

196
00:10:58,934 --> 00:11:00,107
Mom got me an Uber account.

197
00:11:00,245 --> 00:11:02,040
She pays to have someone
drive you around?

198
00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:05,872
Yep. But it'’s worth it for her
to know her baby is safe.

199
00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:08,322
Her words, not mine.

200
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:11,015
Besides, all my friends
use Uber. It'’s the way
the world works now.

201
00:11:11,153 --> 00:11:13,638
No, no, no. Let me tell you
how the world works.

202
00:11:13,776 --> 00:11:16,745
Uh, hang on.
My friends are definitely
gonna wanna hear this.

203
00:11:18,022 --> 00:11:20,300
Listen, you screen-addicted
little freaks.

204
00:11:20,438 --> 00:11:22,509
You can'’t go through life
being a passenger.

205
00:11:22,647 --> 00:11:25,305
You gotta get out there.
You'’re gonna have to get
yourself to school, to work.

206
00:11:25,443 --> 00:11:27,134
Work, something parents don'’t
make kids do anymore

207
00:11:27,272 --> 00:11:29,481
because they want
to be part of the crew.

208
00:11:29,619 --> 00:11:30,931
So put your phones down

209
00:11:31,069 --> 00:11:33,140
and get your vitamin D
deprived bodies out

210
00:11:33,278 --> 00:11:37,731
and learn how to drive a car.
Come on, Jesus didn'’t Uber.

211
00:11:38,801 --> 00:11:41,252
He takes the wheel. Huh?

212
00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:44,704
Now, get over here and be
master of your own destiny.

213
00:11:46,119 --> 00:11:47,430
Nah.

214
00:11:49,674 --> 00:11:51,987
- I want to drive.
- Hear that?

215
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:54,644
Your little sister
wants to drive and she can'’t
even reach the pedals.

216
00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:57,406
You probably know more about
driving
than your brother does, right?

217
00:11:57,544 --> 00:11:59,511
- Absolutely.
- Mmm.

218
00:11:59,649 --> 00:12:02,066
That'’s the "go-ey"
and that'’s the "stoppey".

219
00:12:02,687 --> 00:12:04,033
You hear that?

220
00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:07,036
That'’s the "go-ey".
That'’s the "stoppey".

221
00:12:07,174 --> 00:12:08,935
Maybe she could
teach you how to drive?

222
00:12:09,073 --> 00:12:10,660
You'’re not gonna
let this go, are you?

223
00:12:10,799 --> 00:12:12,145
I don'’t think I am.

224
00:12:12,628 --> 00:12:13,767
All right. Fine.

225
00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:18,565
- It started making a noise.
- Like a click or a hum?

226
00:12:18,703 --> 00:12:22,914
Like a,
"This was a mistake.

227
00:12:23,812 --> 00:12:25,952
You'’re...

228
00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:28,126
never gonna get along
with your dad."

229
00:12:30,163 --> 00:12:31,095
Oh, that'’s the brake pads.

230
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,787
Come on, Gabriel.

231
00:12:33,925 --> 00:12:36,928
You'’re my brother'’s best friend.
You know
how difficult my dad is.

232
00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:39,966
Says the girl who was voted,
"Mean for No Reason."

233
00:12:40,104 --> 00:12:41,830
Oh, there'’s always a reason.

234
00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:44,833
Your dad'’s not so bad.

235
00:12:44,971 --> 00:12:46,317
He just loves you.

236
00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:50,079
And cars. You and cars.

237
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,393
The order isn'’t important.

238
00:12:53,531 --> 00:12:56,465
My God. You still think
he walks on water.

239
00:12:56,603 --> 00:12:59,468
I saw it with my own eyes.

240
00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:03,023
It was a spilled bottle
of antifreeze, but he was
definitely off the ground.

241
00:13:04,093 --> 00:13:06,993
Gotta admit though,
he was right about Jimmy.

242
00:13:07,131 --> 00:13:09,202
Oh, please.
You always hated Jimmy

243
00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:11,445
'’cause he rode a motorcycle
and got all the girls.

244
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,034
I don'’t care
how many girls Jimmy got.

245
00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:16,071
He just got the one
he didn'’t deserve.

246
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,108
Shut up.

247
00:13:20,938 --> 00:13:22,318
You shut up.

248
00:13:22,456 --> 00:13:24,217
You shut up more.

249
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:30,188
Okay, fine. I'’ll try
to be nicer to your damn hero.

250
00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:32,018
Hey.

251
00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:37,126
Stitch saw the antifreeze
thing too.
He was like an Olympic skater.

252
00:13:38,196 --> 00:13:41,372
So elegant. So beautiful.

253
00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:44,409
Do not make me be mean
for a reason.

254
00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:49,000
I'’m gonna die.

255
00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:51,037
I'’m gonna puke.

256
00:13:51,175 --> 00:13:52,624
Don'’t you dare.

257
00:13:52,762 --> 00:13:54,040
Swallow it.

258
00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,874
Look at me. I'’m driving.

259
00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:03,187
- Can I have this car?
- No.

260
00:14:03,325 --> 00:14:05,499
I'’ve given you
something far more valuable:

261
00:14:06,086 --> 00:14:07,087
self-sufficiency.

262
00:14:07,225 --> 00:14:09,365
Rather have the car.

263
00:14:09,503 --> 00:14:12,955
Listen,
stay off the street.
Head down this alley.

264
00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:14,543
We'’ll park behind the shop.

265
00:14:18,996 --> 00:14:22,689
You know, it'’s fun seeing you
and your dad
come back together again.

266
00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:26,210
It'’s like watching those
hurricanes
form their own tornadoes.

267
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,662
Since Diane passed,
it really been tough on him.

268
00:14:31,146 --> 00:14:32,941
Hell, all of us.

269
00:14:33,079 --> 00:14:35,909
Gabriel makes us go to
happy hour on Friday.

270
00:14:36,047 --> 00:14:37,773
Happy hour, Riley.

271
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:41,708
My dad went to happy hour?
What'’d he do for the other
59 minutes?

272
00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:49,026
You know, I know
he can be difficult,
but deep down inside...

273
00:14:49,164 --> 00:14:51,614
No, who we fooling?
He a pain in the ass.

274
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,203
But, you know what?

275
00:14:54,341 --> 00:14:56,930
I can tell
he'’s really happy you'’re home.

276
00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:58,898
I am trying
to make this work.

277
00:14:59,036 --> 00:15:02,902
Maybe it'’s finally time
to clip the wings
of my double bird.

278
00:15:05,974 --> 00:15:07,458
What the hell?

279
00:15:11,393 --> 00:15:15,362
We'’re okay, Mom.
Carter hit the "go-ey" instead
of the "stoppey".

280
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,571
I told you
I didn'’t want to drive.

281
00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:25,407
I could use a mocktail.

282
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,792
You forced him to drive.
You couldn'’t respect his wishes?

283
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,105
Kid was having
a great time out there.

284
00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:37,177
You think you know
what'’s best for them?
I'’m their parent, not you.

285
00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:39,490
It'’s life lessons.
Y-You can'’t coddle these kids.

286
00:15:39,628 --> 00:15:40,801
Coddle?

287
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,114
Carter has got an Uber account?

288
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:46,117
You'’re paying for him
not to learn
something that he needs to know.

289
00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:48,913
What'’s next?
You pay Martha Stewart
to stop over and do his laundry?

290
00:15:49,051 --> 00:15:51,157
- That'’s your opinion, okay?
- It'’s not an opinion.

291
00:15:51,295 --> 00:15:53,055
As always, your opinion
is the only one that matters.

292
00:15:53,193 --> 00:15:54,954
- It'’s an observation.
- Like, me being a lawyer.

293
00:15:55,092 --> 00:15:57,094
I said I didn'’t wanna be one
and you'’re still
pushing even today.

294
00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:59,475
You push kids
in a direction
to encourage what they'’re doing.

295
00:15:59,613 --> 00:16:01,650
Oh, please.
You never gave a damn
about what I wanted, okay?

296
00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:05,033
It was always your way
or the highway.
Well, I picked the highway.

297
00:16:05,171 --> 00:16:06,655
To get right back here,
didn'’t ya?

298
00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:14,214
God, I thought I loved
my kids enough to put up with
whatever you dished out,

299
00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:16,976
- but God, you'’re selfish.
- You'’re selfish.

300
00:16:17,114 --> 00:16:19,875
For your mom'’s funeral,
you stayed at a motel.
You didn'’t even stay here.

301
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,394
How do you think
that made me feel?

302
00:16:21,532 --> 00:16:23,292
James didn'’t want to
stay here with you.

303
00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:24,984
Who cares about what
the bass player wanted?

304
00:16:25,122 --> 00:16:27,883
Well, to be honest,
I didn'’t want to
stay here either.

305
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:31,197
I was too broken over Mom to try
to keep the peace
between you two.

306
00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:34,855
Mom made a relationship
between you and me possible.

307
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:40,240
She was our bridge.

308
00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:43,002
It was a mistake coming here.

309
00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:46,143
N-No, it wasn'’t.
I-I like it here.

310
00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:49,318
The car thing
- isn'’t Pop'’s fault.
- Don'’t cover for him.

311
00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:51,803
Whoa, whoa, stop.
I want to see where
this is going.

312
00:16:51,941 --> 00:16:56,877
I took your car one night,
back home, and accidentally
knocked down our fence.

313
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,948
It freaked me
the hell out, and

314
00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:01,192
that'’s why I haven'’t
wanted to drive ever since.

315
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:03,125
That was you?

316
00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:06,059
I blamed the punk-ass kid
across the street.

317
00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:09,683
I slashed the tires
on his dirt bike.

318
00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:12,928
Think I'’m just a bad driver.

319
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,516
Nah, nah, nah, nah.

320
00:17:14,654 --> 00:17:17,312
You just...
You need more practice
in wide open spaces

321
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:19,348
in cars not owned by me.

322
00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:22,903
I need a moment to cool down.

323
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,528
And you'’re grounded,
so no hanging out
with your friends.

324
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:29,358
We just moved here.
I don'’t have any friends.

325
00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:31,602
Which will make it pretty easy.

326
00:17:38,195 --> 00:17:40,714
Yeah, yeah, there we go.

327
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,717
- Kill the old lady, Papa.
- Why do I wanna kill that lady?

328
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:46,065
She'’s the drug lord
you'’ve been hired to take out.

329
00:17:46,203 --> 00:17:47,652
All right. Here you go, lady.

330
00:17:48,481 --> 00:17:49,482
There you go.

331
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:52,209
Oh, God. Look.

332
00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:53,831
Epic.

333
00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:58,801
Whoa. You blew her head over
the Golden Gate Bridge.

334
00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:00,527
You guys scare me.

335
00:18:05,463 --> 00:18:09,502
Is it weird to say
I love killing as a family?

336
00:18:11,607 --> 00:18:13,989
Found Mom'’s flour sifter.

337
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,578
It'’s still covered in flour.

338
00:18:16,716 --> 00:18:19,201
It'’s almost like she'’ll walk
through the door any minute

339
00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:21,479
and start making
apple cider cake.

340
00:18:25,449 --> 00:18:28,417
I-I never use it
and I-I'’m not gonna ever
wash it.

341
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,214
Yeah. Well I'’m glad you didn'’t.

342
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,185
We, um, um,

343
00:18:37,323 --> 00:18:44,019
we used that, uh, that morning
that she made those,
uh, those biscuits.

344
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:47,747
And then she'’s gonna go
for a run...

345
00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:53,097
Oh, boy.

346
00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:57,377
Two hours later, um,
heart stopped
and then, um...

347
00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:01,416
...your beautiful mother,
the love of my life...

348
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:07,939
She'’s gone. Yeah. Yeah.

349
00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:09,838
Yeah.

350
00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:12,392
I'’m so sorry I haven'’t been

351
00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:14,739
- there for you.
-  Yeah.

352
00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:17,190
I wish I'’d been here more.

353
00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:20,780
Yeah. Yeah, well... Yeah.

354
00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:23,472
Thanks.

355
00:19:23,886 --> 00:19:25,647
Thanks.

356
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,617
Oh, boy.

357
00:19:31,549 --> 00:19:33,379
It'’s been really different here.

358
00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:36,071
Alone.

359
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:40,834
Um, I think that'’s why
I watch the news in the morning.

360
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:44,183
You know, so I can hear a...

361
00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:45,667
a woman'’s voice,

362
00:19:45,805 --> 00:19:48,842
even though sometimes
it'’s Nancy Pelosi.

363
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:57,575
Yeah. Ugh, it'’s annoying the way
she'’s trying to save democracy.

364
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:04,513
Maybe we could build
our own bridge?

365
00:20:05,756 --> 00:20:07,240
Ten minutes
of news in the morning

366
00:20:07,378 --> 00:20:09,829
and then talk like a family?

367
00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:13,246
Okay.

368
00:20:13,384 --> 00:20:16,353
And then, um, if I wanna do
something with your kids
that you don'’t like,

369
00:20:16,491 --> 00:20:21,461
you... [inhales] ... just look
at the roof over your head
and go, "Okay."

370
00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:27,260
I'’m not sure
you understand how bridges work.

371
00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:34,233
You are their grandfather
and should be given some leeway.

372
00:20:35,475 --> 00:20:37,443
Okay, I'’m good with that. Mmm.

373
00:20:37,581 --> 00:20:40,894
Plus, Carter needs to learn
to drive and I'’m not getting
in the car with him.

374
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,206
He sucks.

375
00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:44,243
He'’s terrible.

376
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,867
You know, by the way, uh,

377
00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:51,457
my insurance company'’s gonna
file a lawsuit against you
for the damages.

378
00:20:51,595 --> 00:20:54,045
- It'’s just a formality.
- Mmm.

379
00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:58,326
They'’ll settle quickly
when I file child endangerment
charges against you.

380
00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:03,986
Told ya you should'’ve been
a lawyer.

381
00:21:08,991 --> 00:21:11,028
Knives on the right,
forks on the left.

382
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,927
Carter, that'’s not your right
and that'’s not a fork.

383
00:21:15,446 --> 00:21:17,345
My kids are setting the table?

384
00:21:17,483 --> 00:21:21,210
I'’m teaching '’em manners.
It'’s like a lost art
like so many things.

385
00:21:21,349 --> 00:21:22,281
Tennis, for instance.

386
00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:23,489
Oh, boy.

387
00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:25,560
All right.
It'’s elegant, strong.

388
00:21:25,698 --> 00:21:28,425
It'’s a wonderful sport,
but it was too much for people.

389
00:21:28,563 --> 00:21:31,842
So, thank gosh
we invented pickleball.

390
00:21:32,912 --> 00:21:35,639
So old people can feel
like they'’re athletes, right?

391
00:21:35,777 --> 00:21:37,744
But when you can
hold a tumbler of Chianti

392
00:21:37,882 --> 00:21:40,747
while you'’re playing a sport,
it'’s not a sport.

393
00:21:42,059 --> 00:21:45,442
Now that the TED Talk
no one asked for is over,

394
00:21:46,719 --> 00:21:48,859
I made Mom'’s biscuits.

395
00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:53,415
She'’d be very proud of you.

396
00:21:54,485 --> 00:21:56,556
Ooh. Hot, hot, hot. Hot.

397
00:21:58,972 --> 00:22:00,422
So what do you think?

398
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,148
It'’s so dry.

399
00:22:02,286 --> 00:22:03,839
I can'’t breathe.

400
00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:06,083
They'’re soaking up
a lot of butter.

401
00:22:07,636 --> 00:22:09,500
I don'’t think you should
do this again.