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You need a Valentine's goody bag
for every kid in the class?
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My teacher says
no one should feel left out.
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She doesn't want the nerds
to be reminded they're nerds.
4
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That's very sweet. It's like
affirmative action for dorks.
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It's about time
we got some action.
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Hey, Carter,
help me with something.
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You're in the robotics club, right?
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But somehow the coat hook
is just too advanced for you?
9
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Yeah, kids. You know jackets
go on the couch.
10
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Ooh. Where you going
all done up?
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I got a thing.
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What thing?
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A thing.
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He's not gonna tell us.
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We can go on his phone later.
His password is 1776.
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- It's a lady. Up top, Pops.
- Ha-ha.
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It's Valentine's Day.
I'm gonna go see your grandma.
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Oh, boy.
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Pops, Grandma's dead.
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No way.
Somebody should've told me.
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I love that
you're visiting Mom today,
but I have to go to work,
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and I was hoping
you could watch the kids.
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You say "the kids." They're not
my kids. They're your kids.
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My kids are grown up
and barely surviving.
This isn't my job, honey.
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Mom, I can watch Georgia.
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I mean, I'm 15.
It's time I learn to be
the man of the house anyway.
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You seen how much bacon he eats?
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Are you sure?
I'll be gone all day.
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And it's not like back in Vegas
where fat Elvis
would keep an eye on you.
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This is
a really safe neighborhood.
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The only homeless people are
right here in this living room.
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Oh, hey, uh,
sorry I'm late.
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You know, I wanted to get here
earlier, but you know Riley.
"Blah, blah, blah."
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Couldn't get out of the house.
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But you're probably busy,
though,
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playing bocce ball
with Saint Peter, you know.
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Having a meal
with Gandhi, finally.
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Excuse me.
39
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I think you're talking
to my husband, Raymond.
40
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No, Raymond's over there.
I'm talking to my wife, Diane.
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Oh. Phew!
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I don't know,
I saw some guy with flowers.
43
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I started to wonder if Ray
didn't tell me everything.
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Hmm.
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Any idea
how much longer you need?
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Well, it's my dead wife.
It's not a treadmill.
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- But if you're in a hurry,
I supp--
- Oh, thanks so much.
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Diane, I bet you got
some stories.
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Oh. Thank God you're both here.
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- You okay?
- My boss at the dance studio
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wants to make a video
of all the employees
dancing for social media.
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So, what's the problem?
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If I could dance, I would have
made way more money in Vegas.
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Yeah, in fourth grade, she got
kicked out of the school
production of Oklahoma!
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Only white girl
asked to leave Oklahoma.
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Well, I am just gonna hide
in here, and everyone
will forget I exist.
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It's worked so far
with the bill collectors.
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Well, you know what else works?
Paying your damn bills.
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Riley, I'm gonna teach you
some dance moves.
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I need some music. Stitch.
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That's it. Okay, there we go.
You ready?
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First move, Checking the Oil,
and it starts with the hips.
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Check the oil. Check that oil.
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Check the oil. Check that oil.
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Check the oil. Check that oil.
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Okay. Next move.
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If you wanna go
with something a little softer,
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we go with Change the Tire.
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And it starts with the hips.
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We go low. We go low.
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Then we change the tire.
Change that tire.
Change the tire.
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Change that tire.
Change the tire.
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- Change that tire.
Change the tire.
- And God took my legs?
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Hey, uh, what are you doing?
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You're supposed to be putting
candy into the bags.
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I don't consider Maisey
peanut-butter-cup worthy.
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Uh, and you're not
supposed to be eating those.
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You're not the boss of me.
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Uh, Mom left me in charge.
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Plus, I'm older than you.
I'm bigger than you.
I'm smarter--
81
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I'm bigger than you.
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Oh. I see what this is about.
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- You wanna wet your beak.
- What?
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Here you go.
85
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Don't you have, like,
a bike to ride or something?
86
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Eucalyptus?
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Yeah, it always
brought Ray peace.
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Always brought me
an allergy attack.
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Oh, gosh. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
I-I-I should have asked first.
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Well, at least
if I die...
...I'm close to home.
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Ah, I see Diane
is gonna spend eternity
on top.
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Too soon?
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Do you ever not say the first
thing that comes into your mind?
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Hey, look,
you don't exactly scream
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"maybe I should keep
that hot take to myself."
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- I keep a lot of stuff
to myself. I do.
- Okay.
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Some stuff.
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A few things.
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- People are idiots.
What can I say?
- Mmm. Hmm.
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Yeah, no, they-they-they
really are.
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Thanks for letting me
have some time alone with her.
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She loved Valentine's Day.
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Ray loved Valentine's Day too.
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Yeah, he wrote me poems.
He gave me flowers.
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I mean, he wanted
something else,
but he hid it well.
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I don't get here
as much as I should.
108
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Well, how long has it been?
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Oh... Be about
a little over a year now.
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Ah. So you're still in it.
111
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Yeah, I mean,
it's been five years for me.
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And don't worry,
it-it does get easier
to move on eventually.
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I find that hard to believe.
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Have you tried
any support groups?
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Did my daughter send you?
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She's got opinions about...
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Well, she's got opinions
about everything really.
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Well, there are some
really good ones out there.
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I can... I can send you a link.
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I'm not into support groups
or any groups with, um,
people in them.
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Huh.
122
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Well, um, another thing
that helped me move on
is just getting back out there.
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Have you started trying to
connect with someone new?
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I'm not ready for that.
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Oh. Yeah. Right.
Well, it involves people.
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Well, when you are ready,
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you know Olsen's Food Market
in the... in the Arts District?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?
129
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Well, it's a great place
to meet older singles.
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Well, I've been there.
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That would explain
why that woman
wanted me to bend over
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to pick up something
on the lower shelf.
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Yeah. I gotta try that.
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Uh, I go there quite a bit
to, uh, to, you know, mmm, shop.
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- Ooh, excuse me.
- Yeah.
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Uh...
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- What... What's so funny?
- Ah, that's funny.
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My granddaughter just puked
on my grandson...
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- Ugh.
- ...but he's just...
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It's probably not that funny,
really. I probably should go.
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Um, listen, um...
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This little support group
wasn't bad.
143
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Well, I could text you
some info on a real one
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in case you change your mind.
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Here.
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There you go.
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I changed my mind
once in the '70s.
I didn't like it then, so...
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Yeah.
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Is she gonna make it?
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It's candy, not Ebola.
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How did you eat so much candy?
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It's a gift.
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And a curse.
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- Uh-oh, Grandpa.
- Hold, hold it, hold, hold.
155
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Garbage, garbage, garbage,
garbage, garbage, garbage.
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Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Hair. There.
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All right. Okay.
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Solid hair-holding technique.
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Used to it.
Your mom used to love keggers.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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I think I got all the evil out.
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- Yeah, you did.
- I'm gonna go lay down.
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- Okay. Rinse your mouth out,
all right?
- Mm-hmm.
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And lay down, cover up,
and I'll be right up there, okay?
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We gotta let
your mom know that she's sick.
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Or do we?
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We do.
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Oh, I see what you're doing.
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You wanna wet your beak.
170
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You're a very strange kid.
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It's just, she got sick
while Mom left me in charge.
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Mom's gonna be really pissed.
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Most likely, yeah.
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That's part of growing up, kid.
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00:09:04,026 --> 00:09:05,959
You gotta be responsible
for the stuff you do.
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Like when you dropped me
when I was five
and told Grandma I tripped?
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Wow. The fact that
you remember that says
I didn't drop you hard enough.
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- ♪ I'm a devil
wearing Prada...♪
- Nope.
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Nope.
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These girls weren't built
for dancing. Okay?
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God clearly built me
to carry overflowing beer steins
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during medieval happy hour,
not dance.
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Dancing is like life, okay?
You just...
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You just trust that
it'll work out,
you get lost in the moment,
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and then you dance
like nobody's watching.
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It's going on social media.
Literally everyone is watching.
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My life is already a disaster.
I can't become a meme.
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What happened to the old Riley
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who was never scared to get
outside of her comfort zone?
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She got knocked up, went broke,
was dragged back
to this hellhole.
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00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:06,122
Oh, it's nice to know
you miss us too.
192
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,643
You-You can't lose
your fearless side, okay?
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It's who you are.
194
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Listen, whatever happens,
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just know the people that matter
will always have your back.
196
00:10:18,203 --> 00:10:21,897
Well, when you say all that,
I kind of have to give it
another try.
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00:10:23,277 --> 00:10:25,728
Oh.
I can't do the dance.
198
00:10:25,832 --> 00:10:27,799
I have to leave
because Georgia's puking.
199
00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:32,459
Which is obviously terrible.
200
00:10:35,048 --> 00:10:38,327
I texted your mom,
so you're safe
until she gets home.
201
00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,917
Oh, Charlotte.
202
00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,988
So it was a lady.
203
00:10:44,091 --> 00:10:45,299
My man.
204
00:10:46,024 --> 00:10:48,855
You know, it's not polite to spy
on people when they're texting.
205
00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:50,788
Your font's so big,
they can read it
206
00:10:50,891 --> 00:10:53,687
from one of those
government drones
you're always talking about.
207
00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:57,484
And just so you know,
you have my blessing.
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Don't need it and don't want it.
209
00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,146
She sent quite a few messages.
210
00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:06,079
She's a friend.
That's what friends do.
211
00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:07,977
They send texts
and a lot of texts.
212
00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:10,048
You know, if you had
any friends, you'd know.
213
00:11:11,187 --> 00:11:12,533
I'm not gonna lie.
214
00:11:12,637 --> 00:11:14,156
Love how close we're getting.
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00:11:16,054 --> 00:11:17,469
- Hey, hey.
- Hey.
216
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:19,817
How's Georgia?
217
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,301
Oh, uh, she's... she's better.
218
00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:23,234
She's sleeping right now,
and just to be safe,
219
00:11:23,337 --> 00:11:26,168
I put crucifixes
in all four corners of her room.
220
00:11:27,065 --> 00:11:28,618
I'm gonna check on her
real quick,
221
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,241
and then I have to pick up
her nausea medicine.
222
00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:32,277
Why don't you just stay
with her? I'll go get it.
223
00:11:32,381 --> 00:11:33,934
Thank you. It's at Olsen's.
224
00:11:34,038 --> 00:11:35,177
Huh?
225
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,351
Our Olsen's?
226
00:11:37,455 --> 00:11:40,251
No, the Olsen's in New Jersey.
You have a flight in two hours.
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00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:43,150
I'll go get it.
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00:11:43,254 --> 00:11:44,980
- I'll be right back.
- Wait, hang on.
229
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:48,121
Aren't you banned from Olsen's
after the ham-weighing incident?
230
00:11:48,224 --> 00:11:51,193
The butcher had his fat thumb
on the scale.
231
00:11:51,849 --> 00:11:53,264
I know my honey-baked.
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00:11:53,851 --> 00:11:55,611
Full pound, my ass.
233
00:12:00,789 --> 00:12:03,136
Yeah, Riley, I'm in the café
234
00:12:03,239 --> 00:12:06,449
because apparently
it's gonna be 45 minutes...
235
00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:08,141
45 minutes!
236
00:12:08,244 --> 00:12:10,868
...until I get the prescription
because, obviously,
237
00:12:10,971 --> 00:12:15,217
it takes a long time to put
12 pills from one bottle
to the next bottle!
238
00:12:17,081 --> 00:12:18,738
Anyway, call me
when you get this.
239
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,119
Oh, it's Dad.
240
00:12:23,087 --> 00:12:24,122
Hey, Matt.
241
00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:25,917
Hey, Charlotte.
242
00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:30,266
I, uh, recognized
your irritated tone
from across the store.
243
00:12:30,957 --> 00:12:32,199
This is kind of random.
244
00:12:32,303 --> 00:12:34,546
Not really.
I told you I come here.
245
00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:37,308
Do I look like the kind of guy
that listens to people?
246
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,793
I'm just here getting medicine
for my granddaughter.
247
00:12:39,897 --> 00:12:41,553
Ah, yeah, sure, sure, sure.
Whatever you say.
248
00:12:41,657 --> 00:12:42,831
Uh...
249
00:12:43,314 --> 00:12:46,213
So you decided
to do a little shopping, huh?
250
00:12:46,317 --> 00:12:47,559
No, I'm not shopping.
251
00:12:47,663 --> 00:12:49,216
I'm just waiting for
a cup of coffee
252
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,632
because apparently
the medication's gonna take--
253
00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:53,289
Forty-five minutes!
254
00:12:54,532 --> 00:12:57,569
Yeah, I got that part.
I'm pretty sure
the whole store did.
255
00:12:57,673 --> 00:13:01,297
Okay. Well, anyway,
I'm waiting for some coffee.
Do you wanna join me?
256
00:13:02,229 --> 00:13:03,644
Oh. Uh, s...
257
00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:05,060
Yeah. I-I'd like that.
258
00:13:05,163 --> 00:13:06,337
- Oh, good.
- Yeah.
259
00:13:08,132 --> 00:13:09,927
Uh...
260
00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:14,034
By the way, I, uh,
I already scoped the whole store
for silver foxes,
261
00:13:14,138 --> 00:13:15,553
and it's pretty slim pickings.
262
00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:20,730
But I did try
that move where you, uh,
ask somebody to bend over
263
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,663
and pick something up
from the lower shelf,
264
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:26,184
and, uh,
unfortunately he fell over.
265
00:13:27,945 --> 00:13:29,601
I think he's still back there.
266
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:35,469
I'm never eating candy again.
267
00:13:35,987 --> 00:13:37,609
Not so great
on the way back up, huh?
268
00:13:37,713 --> 00:13:39,232
The worst.
269
00:13:39,715 --> 00:13:43,926
Remember that
when someone offers you
something called jungle juice.
270
00:13:45,721 --> 00:13:48,068
You know better
than to eat that much candy.
271
00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:51,140
Just because it's easy
to trick your brother
doesn't mean you should.
272
00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:53,211
Uh, she didn't trick me, Mom.
273
00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:55,835
I'm actually more aware
than people think.
274
00:13:56,697 --> 00:13:58,044
Your shirt is inside out.
275
00:13:59,183 --> 00:14:00,218
The point is,
276
00:14:01,185 --> 00:14:04,395
I let Georgia eat the candy,
and I let you down,
277
00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:08,468
so send any punishments
my way.
278
00:14:09,055 --> 00:14:10,366
There's no punishment.
279
00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:13,611
Oh, boy.
280
00:14:13,714 --> 00:14:15,440
Grandpa left me a voicemail.
281
00:14:15,544 --> 00:14:17,477
I'm gonna need
some jungle juice.
282
00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:21,861
Why'd you cover for me?
283
00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:25,830
Because I'm your big brother.
284
00:14:26,382 --> 00:14:27,556
That's my job.
285
00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:30,179
Thanks.
286
00:14:30,283 --> 00:14:32,147
Sorry I puked in your room.
287
00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:34,356
You didn't puke in my room.
288
00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,324
And I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
289
00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:42,985
The first Valentine's
with Diane,
290
00:14:43,089 --> 00:14:45,815
I decided to take her
to one of those
high-end French restaurants.
291
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,369
I can't remember the name of it.
292
00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:49,992
All I remember was they had a...
like, a waiter, kind of,
293
00:14:50,096 --> 00:14:52,719
with a bow tie in the bathroom
handing out towels and mints.
294
00:14:52,822 --> 00:14:55,653
I-I don't need a guy
as an audience in the bathroom.
295
00:14:55,756 --> 00:14:57,862
All right, all right. You're
going on a tangent. Just...
296
00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:00,313
Oh, yeah. I tend to do that.
That's part of my charm.
297
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:01,521
If you say so.
298
00:15:02,591 --> 00:15:04,662
Anyway, when the waiter
gets to the table,
299
00:15:04,765 --> 00:15:08,424
the menu items were actually
more money than the rent
I was paying at the time.
300
00:15:08,528 --> 00:15:10,012
I was, like, panicking.
301
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:12,014
And so I ordered
the cheapest thing on the menu,
302
00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:13,809
which was corkage fee.
303
00:15:15,224 --> 00:15:17,813
But I called it "corkage fay."
Said it like that. So...
304
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,057
Wow. Ooh, it's like
I'm actually in Paris.
305
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,990
Yeah.
306
00:15:22,093 --> 00:15:24,440
Well, I would have pretended
to go to the bathroom
and just left.
307
00:15:24,544 --> 00:15:26,408
She didn't do that.
308
00:15:26,511 --> 00:15:29,445
Right away, she just said,
"You know, I don't really
like wine that much.
309
00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:31,447
I wonder if they have beer."
310
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,209
And I said,
"I'm not letting this one go."
311
00:15:35,589 --> 00:15:36,521
I love that.
312
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:37,798
Yeah, thanks for sharing.
313
00:15:38,627 --> 00:15:41,871
Yeah, my last Valentine's Day,
we went to karaoke,
314
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:46,635
and, um, I learned that
whiskey plus Johnny Cash
315
00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:48,740
leads to a grown man weeping.
316
00:15:49,155 --> 00:15:50,915
Oh. [scoffs] Very common.
317
00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:52,710
- Very common.
- Yeah.
318
00:15:52,813 --> 00:15:55,092
Was that a previous thing,
or did you meet somebody here?
319
00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:56,265
- Oh, here. Yeah.
- Here?
320
00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:58,854
We dated for almost two years.
321
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,200
Two years?
322
00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:02,409
I can't imagine dating again,
323
00:16:02,513 --> 00:16:05,343
and not just because I think
Diane would haunt me.
324
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:07,587
Look, I... I get that,
325
00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:10,003
and I was the same way.
326
00:16:10,107 --> 00:16:13,282
But at some point,
I did connect with someone new,
327
00:16:13,386 --> 00:16:15,181
and I realized that
moving forward,
328
00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:18,184
it didn't mean that
I was leaving someone behind.
329
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:22,809
Was that on a Hallmark card?
330
00:16:24,052 --> 00:16:25,432
T-shirt in Mexico.
331
00:16:27,055 --> 00:16:29,091
I appreciate you saying that.
I appreciate that.
332
00:16:30,713 --> 00:16:33,095
Oh, good. Prescription
is ready for pickup.
333
00:16:33,199 --> 00:16:34,338
Thank you!
334
00:16:35,511 --> 00:16:37,272
Well, this has been
actually nice.
335
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:41,138
Unusual for me to meet somebody
that isn't immediately annoying.
336
00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:42,794
Uh...
337
00:16:42,898 --> 00:16:44,693
Look, I, um...
338
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,592
Happy to chat anytime.
339
00:16:47,696 --> 00:16:49,111
Yeah. Hmm.
340
00:16:50,561 --> 00:16:52,011
- Yeah.
- Hey. Okay.
341
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,599
Thanks. I just didn't, uh...
342
00:16:54,703 --> 00:16:56,429
I don't want to give you
the wrong impression here.
343
00:16:56,532 --> 00:16:57,637
No, no, no. Don't worry.
344
00:16:57,740 --> 00:17:00,053
Look, you're great, but, uh...
345
00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:04,747
something about you reminds me
of the last man I was with.
346
00:17:11,892 --> 00:17:13,273
You're a good brother.
347
00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:15,379
You didn't have to take the hit
for your sister.
348
00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:18,761
I was just trying to do
what I thought you would do.
349
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:21,523
Have you seen
where that's gotten me?
350
00:17:22,731 --> 00:17:25,044
Stop. Mom, I-I'm serious.
351
00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:27,770
You're the coolest person
I know.
352
00:17:29,531 --> 00:17:33,500
Well, that's funny. Because you
are the coolest person I know.
353
00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:44,063
Gabe, what are you doing here?
354
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:46,996
Well, I knew you had
a tough day, so I brought
chicken soup for Georgia,
355
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,758
some pizza for you,
and my favorite for me,
356
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,346
wagon wheel butter pasta.
357
00:17:51,449 --> 00:17:53,486
Well, thank you.
358
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,453
Sorry I just ran out.
359
00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:58,042
Please. You didn't run.
You skipped.
360
00:17:58,146 --> 00:18:00,079
That was the closest
you got to dancing.
361
00:18:00,976 --> 00:18:02,460
Fine. I was overjoyed.
362
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:09,226
But tomorrow is
the last dance video, and I
gotta go in and be a part of it.
363
00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:12,850
Oh. So Old Gabe
did have an effect, huh?
364
00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:15,991
It's what I call myself
when I say something wise.
365
00:18:17,648 --> 00:18:19,477
Old Gabe.
366
00:18:20,513 --> 00:18:23,378
As much as I appreciated
your encouragement,
367
00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:25,380
it was actually Carter.
368
00:18:26,312 --> 00:18:28,141
Carter's got better moves
than me?
369
00:18:29,729 --> 00:18:31,903
Dance-off. Now.
370
00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:36,011
He did something
I know he was scared to do,
371
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,462
and he said
I inspired him to do it.
372
00:18:39,048 --> 00:18:41,327
I just wanna be the person
he thinks I am.
373
00:18:42,017 --> 00:18:45,676
Hey, now that the dance
is back on, I got
another move for you.
374
00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:50,784
I call it
the Martini-Shake Stank Face.
375
00:18:51,992 --> 00:18:53,856
And it starts with the hips.
376
00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:57,757
And then you go for the shake.
377
00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,172
Shake.
378
00:18:59,276 --> 00:19:01,105
Now the stank face. Mm-hmm.
379
00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:02,520
Oh, no.
380
00:19:02,624 --> 00:19:04,350
Yeah, that's it.
That's the stank face.
381
00:19:04,453 --> 00:19:06,352
That's it. Stank face.
382
00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:09,665
- Hey.
- Hey there.
383
00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:12,358
Well, I got
Georgia's prescription.
384
00:19:12,806 --> 00:19:14,705
She pukes just like her mother.
385
00:19:15,706 --> 00:19:17,328
- Is she okay?
- Yeah.
386
00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:20,366
Sorry the pharmacy took so long.
I hope it wasn't too annoying.
387
00:19:21,332 --> 00:19:24,439
Hey, uh, this morning
when I went to see your mom,
388
00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:26,717
I met this interesting woman.
389
00:19:27,062 --> 00:19:30,030
Tell me you didn't pick up
a date at Mom's grave.
390
00:19:30,134 --> 00:19:32,792
No, no. She was just
a real nice person,
391
00:19:32,895 --> 00:19:35,174
and she had lost her husband,
and she...
392
00:19:36,485 --> 00:19:39,108
she kinda helped me
sort things out a little bit.
393
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,455
That's great.
394
00:19:40,558 --> 00:19:42,388
Who knew talking to someone
could help?
395
00:19:43,285 --> 00:19:45,632
Sorry, it's just such a good
told-you-so moment.
396
00:19:45,736 --> 00:19:48,704
Anyway, I saw her
at the grocery store again.
397
00:19:49,429 --> 00:19:54,469
Wow. And as I was driving home,
I felt really, uh, guilty.
398
00:19:54,572 --> 00:19:56,643
- Why?
- Talking to a woman, you know,
399
00:19:56,747 --> 00:20:00,026
I felt like I was, uh, betraying
your mom somewhat, you know?
400
00:20:00,129 --> 00:20:03,443
Dad, Mom would want you
to find peace
401
00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:07,240
and as close to happiness
as someone like you can muster.
402
00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:11,451
Maybe meeting that lady was what
you needed to help you move on.
403
00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:13,315
Mom would have said
there are no--
404
00:20:13,419 --> 00:20:14,661
Coincidences.
405
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:16,732
She said that a lot, didn't she?
406
00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:19,666
I'm not really ready to date
or anything like that,
407
00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:22,324
but I wonder
if that might change.
408
00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:25,431
And how would you feel
about that?
409
00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:28,537
I'm here,
and I'm happy to talk.
410
00:20:29,331 --> 00:20:33,611
Unless it's about you
bumping uglies. Then, please,
God, never mention a word.
411
00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:37,719
I don't think I'd call it ugly.
412
00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:45,865
♪ I'm a devil wearing Prada
They call me Meryl Chic ♪
413
00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:48,247
Shouldn't we
get back to work?
414
00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:54,356
♪ Flaming hot, Taki cheeto
Call me Chester the Cheat ♪
415
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:56,047
♪ I throw a punch ♪
416
00:20:56,772 --> 00:20:58,360
♪ Like Muhammad Ali ♪
417
00:20:59,982 --> 00:21:01,639
♪ I'ma hit 'em with a jab ♪
418
00:21:01,743 --> 00:21:03,469
♪ Left hook, right hook
Put 'em in a bag ♪
419
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,919
♪ I'ma hit 'em with a jab ♪
420
00:21:06,023 --> 00:21:07,542
♪ Left hook, right hook
Put 'em in a bag ♪
421
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:14,203
Sick.
422
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,895
That would be an understatement.
423
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:20,589
Damn, girl. You a meme already.