1 00:00:02,381 --> 00:00:07,524 Okay, I'm just saying, for a $20 buy-in, I can get my Etsy business going, 2 00:00:07,662 --> 00:00:11,563 and we can all see a 200% return by Friday. 3 00:00:11,701 --> 00:00:12,805 Are you sure she's yours? 4 00:00:14,945 --> 00:00:16,292 No. 5 00:00:16,430 --> 00:00:18,190 - Okay. - What's the product? 6 00:00:18,328 --> 00:00:19,398 Not important. 7 00:00:19,536 --> 00:00:21,055 You're betting on a winner. 8 00:00:21,193 --> 00:00:23,230 - Are you in or out? - I'm in. I'm in. 9 00:00:23,368 --> 00:00:26,164 I gotta park some money away from the prying eyes of the IRS. 10 00:00:26,854 --> 00:00:28,131 There you go. 11 00:00:28,269 --> 00:00:29,926 Hey, guys. What's the haps? 12 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:31,755 Whoo! What is that smell? 13 00:00:31,893 --> 00:00:34,103 You're like a combination of Axe body spray, 14 00:00:34,241 --> 00:00:36,381 a burp and a corn dog. 15 00:00:37,934 --> 00:00:40,523 Actually, it was a chili dog and I did just burp. 16 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,767 Some of the guys at school are trading colognes. 17 00:00:43,905 --> 00:00:46,287 You know, it's a thing. For the ladies. 18 00:00:46,425 --> 00:00:47,426 Not this one. 19 00:00:48,876 --> 00:00:51,016 Cologne, body spray, fragrance. What is it? 20 00:00:51,154 --> 00:00:53,501 Actually, it's eau de toilette. 21 00:00:53,639 --> 00:00:56,228 Why are the French in charge of all smells? 22 00:00:56,987 --> 00:00:58,472 Again with the French, Grandpa? 23 00:00:59,714 --> 00:01:01,578 You don't get it cause you're old, all right? 24 00:01:01,716 --> 00:01:03,718 But fine. I'll go take a shower. 25 00:01:04,512 --> 00:01:07,067 Try to take one less than an hour, s'il vous plaît. 26 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:11,174 Yeah. Sorry about the water bill. 27 00:01:11,312 --> 00:01:14,004 I mean, not sorry enough to pay it, but sorry. 28 00:01:14,143 --> 00:01:18,492 I know. That "boy to man" process is happening pretty fast, you know? 29 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:20,977 Extended showers, walking around without his shirt on, 30 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:22,944 flexing his one muscle. 31 00:01:23,704 --> 00:01:25,326 Yesterday he was learning how to ride a bike. 32 00:01:25,464 --> 00:01:26,741 Now he's old enough to date. 33 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:27,984 He's not dating anyone. 34 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:30,400 The only woman he speaks to is Siri, 35 00:01:30,538 --> 00:01:32,126 and I think she's ghosting him. 36 00:01:33,438 --> 00:01:36,786 Could you talk to him about dating and all the other stuff that I don't want to? 37 00:01:36,924 --> 00:01:39,375 You're the one that says you talk to your son about everything. 38 00:01:39,513 --> 00:01:41,204 It's modern, it's open. 39 00:01:41,342 --> 00:01:42,861 I would say a little frightening. 40 00:01:42,999 --> 00:01:46,106 Uh, would you want to talk about sex stuff with your mom? 41 00:01:46,244 --> 00:01:48,315 My mother never had sex. 42 00:02:05,987 --> 00:02:07,782 No, no, no. 43 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,267 No, no, no. 44 00:02:10,095 --> 00:02:11,407 Well, we got trouble. 45 00:02:12,339 --> 00:02:14,306 Is it those damn teenagers again? 46 00:02:14,789 --> 00:02:16,722 Oh, my God. I sound like a villain on Scooby-Doo. 47 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:17,930 Ruh-roh. 48 00:02:18,966 --> 00:02:20,485 I just wanted to say that. 49 00:02:20,623 --> 00:02:21,624 All right 50 00:02:22,866 --> 00:02:24,109 Picnic table. 51 00:02:25,041 --> 00:02:28,078 Oh, no. People could eat outdoors. 52 00:02:29,321 --> 00:02:30,736 Think of the laughter. 53 00:02:30,874 --> 00:02:33,808 This is all about Eve. 54 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:35,051 I love that movie. 55 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:40,539 She just wants the dance studio and her to have this property to themselves. 56 00:02:41,506 --> 00:02:42,645 Uh-oh. 57 00:02:42,783 --> 00:02:45,406 Here comes Matt's "Eve is short for evil" rant. 58 00:02:45,993 --> 00:02:48,271 Yeah, she always takes my parking space, 59 00:02:48,409 --> 00:02:49,859 parks in my spot. 60 00:02:50,618 --> 00:02:51,999 The dancers block the entrance. 61 00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:53,311 You guys know that. 62 00:02:53,449 --> 00:02:55,451 Then they start with that music all the time. 63 00:02:55,589 --> 00:02:57,453 ♪ Boom Bada-boom-boom, boom-boom Boom-boom, boom-boom ♪ 64 00:02:57,591 --> 00:02:59,903 Hey, man, I like that beat. Keep it going. 65 00:03:00,041 --> 00:03:02,112 You know what? She's like a French car. 66 00:03:02,251 --> 00:03:05,599 Not bad on the outside, but that interior? Funky. 67 00:03:07,394 --> 00:03:09,430 You know what, Matt's right, man. This is about territory. 68 00:03:09,568 --> 00:03:12,709 Around my hood, this kind of disrespect would not be tolerated. 69 00:03:12,847 --> 00:03:15,712 Stop throwing out street cred. You live in the burbs. 70 00:03:16,886 --> 00:03:18,094 You have an HOA. 71 00:03:19,371 --> 00:03:21,994 Residents at Cascade Hills, playa. 72 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:26,102 I'm done being nice, guys. 73 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,517 When did you start? 74 00:03:28,173 --> 00:03:29,968 Matt 75 00:03:30,106 --> 00:03:32,039 Listen, I'm gonna go over there and tell her she's gotta move that table, 76 00:03:32,177 --> 00:03:33,558 or I'm gonna put her in her place. 77 00:03:33,696 --> 00:03:34,731 Try not to start World War III. 78 00:03:34,869 --> 00:03:36,388 Don't forget your daughter works there. 79 00:03:36,526 --> 00:03:37,631 I'm not starting World War III. 80 00:03:37,769 --> 00:03:39,978 Have you met a 19-year-old boy these days? 81 00:03:40,116 --> 00:03:41,186 Hell, we'd all be dead. 82 00:03:42,705 --> 00:03:44,051 - Riley. - Eve. 83 00:03:45,086 --> 00:03:48,573 We need to reserve Studio Room B at 3:00 p.m. for 84 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:50,747 I don't wanna drop names, 85 00:03:50,885 --> 00:03:53,440 but his last name is a planet and his first name is Bruno. 86 00:03:53,578 --> 00:03:56,270 Bruno Mars? Shut up. 87 00:03:56,408 --> 00:03:58,790 I really should shut up. I signed an NDA. 88 00:04:01,206 --> 00:04:02,656 Nice picnic table, Eve. 89 00:04:02,794 --> 00:04:04,244 Bruno's gonna love it. 90 00:04:05,106 --> 00:04:06,694 I'm definitely getting sued. 91 00:04:07,177 --> 00:04:09,214 Hey, do you wanna watch him? 92 00:04:09,352 --> 00:04:11,630 Watch him? I want to bathe in him. 93 00:04:12,321 --> 00:04:15,220 But, um, I have to take my daughter to the dentist. 94 00:04:15,358 --> 00:04:17,187 They're her baby teeth. They don't count. 95 00:04:17,326 --> 00:04:18,534 Hmm. 96 00:04:18,672 --> 00:04:20,225 But of course, yes. Go. 97 00:04:20,777 --> 00:04:24,160 Oh, my God, Eve, you are the best, coolest boss ever. 98 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:26,438 I mean, have you seen the competition? 99 00:04:29,821 --> 00:04:32,479 Listen, you gotta move that picnic table out of the alley, okay? 100 00:04:32,617 --> 00:04:34,481 It's nice to see you again too, Mr. Parker. 101 00:04:34,619 --> 00:04:36,414 Yeah [coughs] hi, Mr. Parker. 102 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:41,177 It's a shared space. It isn't your space. 103 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:43,973 I just thought it would be nice for people to have a place to sit and eat. 104 00:04:44,111 --> 00:04:46,320 Your shop guys are free to use it too, you know. 105 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:48,874 Do you let them sit or eat? 106 00:04:49,461 --> 00:04:51,670 I'm sorry, I think I fell asleep in the middle of all that. 107 00:04:51,808 --> 00:04:53,707 My My shop guys are just fine. 108 00:04:53,845 --> 00:04:56,917 The last thing they need is a place to have longer lunches. 109 00:04:57,538 --> 00:04:58,574 You sure about that? 110 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,200 - Get back to work, damn it! - Whoa! 111 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:08,549 Sorry, this is a "no-crazy-man- who-spits-when-he-yells" zone. 112 00:05:11,690 --> 00:05:14,037 - Uh, sorry, Mr. Parker. - Stop calling me that. 113 00:05:14,175 --> 00:05:16,523 Listen, that table goes bye-bye tomorrow. 114 00:05:16,661 --> 00:05:19,422 Speaking of bye-bye, bye-bye. 115 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:24,876 That guy, huh? 116 00:05:25,946 --> 00:05:27,672 You know I know he's your dad, right? 117 00:05:27,810 --> 00:05:29,639 Well, I've never taken a DNA test. 118 00:05:33,298 --> 00:05:36,405 Gabe, why is the table still here and why are you sitting at it? 119 00:05:36,543 --> 00:05:39,062 - Don't get mad. - I'm not mad. I'm calm. 120 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,651 Oh, it's worse than we thought. It's Matt's calm rage. 121 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,929 Actually, this is my favorite. 122 00:05:44,067 --> 00:05:45,862 It's like Darth Vader on edibles. 123 00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:49,659 - Get up. Up, up, up. Let's go. - Oh. 124 00:05:49,797 --> 00:05:51,730 This doesn't seem like calm rage to me. 125 00:05:51,868 --> 00:05:53,491 - What are you doing? - I'm showing them 126 00:05:53,629 --> 00:05:54,906 that I mean business. 127 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,150 By blocking their front door with the table? 128 00:05:58,288 --> 00:05:59,738 Exactamundo. 129 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:03,535 - What is he doing? - Seriously? 130 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:05,641 Wow. 131 00:06:06,849 --> 00:06:08,264 - Okay. - I mean 132 00:06:10,508 --> 00:06:11,750 Oh, so this is how it is. 133 00:06:11,888 --> 00:06:13,580 You can push that table, 134 00:06:13,718 --> 00:06:16,893 but I get stuck on the ramp and all I hear is, "You got it, Stitch." 135 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,345 That's commitment. 136 00:06:21,898 --> 00:06:23,279 It's also a fire hazard. 137 00:06:36,879 --> 00:06:39,053 You really should get that DNA test. 138 00:06:50,789 --> 00:06:52,101 Hello, Miss Parker. 139 00:06:53,378 --> 00:06:54,793 Can I help you with anything? 140 00:06:54,931 --> 00:06:56,312 Stop playing innocent. 141 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,901 We watched you push the table in front of our door. 142 00:06:59,039 --> 00:07:01,144 Oh, come on, man. That could have been anybody. 143 00:07:03,906 --> 00:07:05,597 - Oh. You pulled your back? - Yes. 144 00:07:05,735 --> 00:07:07,116 That's what you get. 145 00:07:08,324 --> 00:07:11,361 Why are you making such a big deal about a picnic table? 146 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,398 You wouldn't understand. You're not a business owner. 147 00:07:13,536 --> 00:07:16,677 Eve just wants the property between our two businesses, you know. 148 00:07:16,815 --> 00:07:20,543 She won't be happy till everyone's a communist wearing dance shoes. 149 00:07:20,681 --> 00:07:22,407 You mean The Nutcracker? 150 00:07:23,546 --> 00:07:24,823 And you know what else? 151 00:07:24,961 --> 00:07:27,930 I think she hired you just to get leverage over me. 152 00:07:28,068 --> 00:07:29,241 Oh, my God. 153 00:07:29,379 --> 00:07:31,105 You really think everything's about you? 154 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:33,383 It's a big responsibility, but I can handle it. 155 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:36,663 Dad, I am telling you, she's a really great person 156 00:07:36,801 --> 00:07:38,423 who just wants people to have a place to eat. 157 00:07:38,561 --> 00:07:39,769 You're an idiot. 158 00:07:40,701 --> 00:07:43,152 You know, if you won't stop this craziness for me, 159 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:45,016 at least do it for your grandkids. 160 00:07:45,154 --> 00:07:49,020 They have stuff all the time, and Eve gives me flexible hours. 161 00:07:49,158 --> 00:07:50,849 I'm talking house cat hours. 162 00:07:50,987 --> 00:07:53,714 - I hate cats. - Dad. 163 00:07:53,852 --> 00:07:56,821 All right, Heathcliff is a good cat. I don't mind that cat. 164 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:58,685 Dad, I'm begging you. 165 00:08:00,065 --> 00:08:04,173 Okay, okay, she can keep the stupid table. 166 00:08:04,311 --> 00:08:06,693 If anything's stupid, it's-- 167 00:08:06,831 --> 00:08:07,935 You got your "fine." 168 00:08:08,073 --> 00:08:09,489 I'll go move the table back. 169 00:08:09,627 --> 00:08:11,525 You're still talking to Carter today-- 170 00:08:11,663 --> 00:08:12,733 You can help me. 171 00:08:16,357 --> 00:08:19,015 Hey, Matt, for what it's worth, you're right. 172 00:08:19,153 --> 00:08:21,293 You give a person like Eve an inch, she gonna take a mile. 173 00:08:21,431 --> 00:08:22,536 Why didn't you say something? 174 00:08:22,674 --> 00:08:24,262 It's just not a good look for me. 175 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,201 Oh. Hey, Carter. 176 00:08:33,651 --> 00:08:35,100 Hey, looking good, Pops. 177 00:08:36,895 --> 00:08:38,310 I'm in a lot of pain. I can barely walk. 178 00:08:38,448 --> 00:08:39,967 What do you mean I'm looking good? 179 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:41,417 Oh. 180 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,246 It's kinda how you always look to me. 181 00:08:44,869 --> 00:08:47,009 - What happened? - I moved a table to win a war. 182 00:08:48,079 --> 00:08:51,565 Don't know what that means, so I'm just gonna say, sweet. 183 00:08:53,291 --> 00:08:56,156 You know, I'm already in a lot of pain. I might as well double down. 184 00:08:57,191 --> 00:08:58,434 I wanna talk to you about something. 185 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,747 Sure thing. What's up? 186 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:05,406 Well, I've been noticing your new habits, you know? 187 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,926 Eau de toilette, extended showers, 188 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,688 your allergy to wearing your shirt. 189 00:09:11,723 --> 00:09:14,830 You know, sometimes when I finish my push-up in my room, 190 00:09:14,968 --> 00:09:16,141 I gotta let the pecs breathe. 191 00:09:18,074 --> 00:09:19,110 Okay. 192 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,251 I'm thinking that since your dad's not around, 193 00:09:22,389 --> 00:09:25,495 maybe you and I could have that "man-to-boy" talk about sex. 194 00:09:25,634 --> 00:09:28,326 - Okay, let me stop you right there. - No, no. No. It 195 00:09:28,464 --> 00:09:30,328 - If you mean the sex talk - Yeah. 196 00:09:30,466 --> 00:09:31,571 I don't need it. 197 00:09:32,088 --> 00:09:33,400 Well, we could call it something else. 198 00:09:33,538 --> 00:09:35,954 How about dating? We'll talk about dating a little bit. 199 00:09:36,092 --> 00:09:38,992 Nope. I've learned everything there is to know off the Internet. 200 00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:41,063 I'm sure you've learned a lot of things off the Internet. 201 00:09:41,201 --> 00:09:43,237 - Everything. - Everything? 202 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,999 Everything. 203 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,312 You know what I'm talking about, Pops. 204 00:09:54,973 --> 00:09:57,286 What the hell is everything? 205 00:09:57,873 --> 00:09:58,943 I don't know. 206 00:09:59,081 --> 00:10:01,462 You gotta look at what he's looking at. 207 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:05,121 I agree, but what kind of person breaks into a kid's laptop? 208 00:10:05,743 --> 00:10:07,123 Georgia! 209 00:10:09,332 --> 00:10:10,920 Sweetie, we need a favor. 210 00:10:12,577 --> 00:10:14,130 You want Carter's password. 211 00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:15,615 You're a scary little creature. 212 00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:18,134 And yes, we do. 213 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:24,520 - There you go. - Wow. 214 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,453 So, what's this going to cost us? 215 00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:27,834 Nothing. 216 00:10:28,904 --> 00:10:31,354 Someday you'll just owe me a favor. 217 00:10:33,702 --> 00:10:36,118 I hope I'm dead before she wants that favor. 218 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,673 Well, that's what you get for showing her The Godfather. 219 00:10:40,398 --> 00:10:42,987 - Go to "search history." - I'm there. 220 00:10:43,953 --> 00:10:46,197 "Sci-fi Hub X." What is this? 221 00:10:46,335 --> 00:10:50,719 Oh. Uh It's fan fiction, a combination of romance and fantasy. 222 00:10:50,857 --> 00:10:53,100 They call it "romantasy." 223 00:10:54,895 --> 00:10:57,795 Kinda rhymes with "so sad to see." 224 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:05,009 "She faced the window on four of her legs. Her other two legs hung seductively." 225 00:11:05,147 --> 00:11:07,597 "As the passion grew, I reached for the back of her head 226 00:11:07,736 --> 00:11:09,703 and grabbed a handful of her feathers." 227 00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:12,533 Here's a link to a picture. 228 00:11:13,396 --> 00:11:15,019 Damn. 229 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:18,436 Are those alien privates? 230 00:11:18,574 --> 00:11:20,403 Well, they're certainly not private 231 00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:24,442 when they're hanging on the front of your forehead, or whatever that's called. 232 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,927 - Pretty well hung, though. - Ugh. 233 00:11:27,756 --> 00:11:28,757 Oh! 234 00:11:29,654 --> 00:11:30,828 - Ugh! - Oh! Whoa. Whoa. 235 00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:31,932 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 236 00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:33,693 - Oh. - Hmm. 237 00:11:34,521 --> 00:11:37,075 Okay, kind of weird. 238 00:11:37,213 --> 00:11:38,974 "Kind of" weird? 239 00:11:39,112 --> 00:11:41,770 That's like a reptile combined with a parrot and an alien getting it on. 240 00:11:42,771 --> 00:11:44,393 This is just nuts. 241 00:11:44,531 --> 00:11:49,916 When we were kids, all we had to look at was National Geographic. 242 00:11:50,054 --> 00:11:53,264 This is what kids should be looking at: grass skirts and boobies. 243 00:11:54,058 --> 00:11:58,131 At least it's less misogynistic than most stuff online, right? 244 00:11:58,269 --> 00:12:00,547 But should I be worried this is what he's into? 245 00:12:00,685 --> 00:12:02,307 Yes, I'd be worried. 246 00:12:02,445 --> 00:12:06,070 A lot of dangerous weirdos online, and now your kid's one of 'em. 247 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,728 You're right. I have to talk to him about real women 248 00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:12,352 before I wind up with a hot serpent for a daughter-in-law. 249 00:12:12,973 --> 00:12:14,630 Listen, I'm gonna let you handle this one. 250 00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:17,322 You may want to read that. 251 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:20,153 I'm gonna go upstairs and take a nice hot Epsom salt bath. 252 00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:23,570 - Oh. - This is what you get for moving a table. 253 00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:25,779 Are you okay? 254 00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:29,438 Yeah, at least I don't have a son who's into romantasy. 255 00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:34,650 Okay. Oh. 256 00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:44,004 Well, this is twice as bad. 257 00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:54,635 My dad agreed to one table. 258 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,741 He's gonna be livid when he sees two. 259 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,433 Why did you poke the literal bear? 260 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,057 Just over here poking. Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke. 261 00:13:02,195 --> 00:13:03,610 It's okay, relax. 262 00:13:04,231 --> 00:13:06,786 I've dealt with guys like your dad my whole life 263 00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:09,789 and they always underestimate me because I'm a woman. 264 00:13:09,927 --> 00:13:11,342 Or because I'm a dancer. 265 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,930 Or when I'm blonde. 266 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,243 Trust me, he'd be like this with a man too. 267 00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:19,488 Oh, no, sweet child, he wouldn't. 268 00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:21,628 Those nasty emails in all caps? 269 00:13:21,766 --> 00:13:23,492 Blocking the door with the table? 270 00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:26,529 You don't do that when you think you might get socked in the face. 271 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:30,913 To be fair, he might use that old person email program that's only all caps. 272 00:13:31,051 --> 00:13:33,364 Well, your dad is a bully. 273 00:13:33,502 --> 00:13:36,022 He yells at my dancers. He tries to intimidate me. 274 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,163 Accuses me of taking his parking space, which I do. 275 00:13:39,715 --> 00:13:40,992 And guess what? 276 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:43,615 He's met his match, and she is wearing a crop top. 277 00:13:44,962 --> 00:13:47,930 Oh, my God. He was right. 278 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:49,345 You're diabolical. 279 00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:51,692 Sick game recognizes sick game. 280 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,695 The two tables is my way of saying, "Don't screw with me." 281 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,698 God, you should be a cult leader, 'cause I would join. 282 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,391 You know, as long as the cult had flexible hours too. 283 00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:05,914 Well. He saw the tables. 284 00:14:08,537 --> 00:14:10,125 Yeah. 285 00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:11,920 Today is going to be entertaining. 286 00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:20,411 ♪ I'm stuck to the dance floor With the, with the whole tape ♪ 287 00:14:20,549 --> 00:14:22,171 ♪ With the, with the, with the whole tape ♪ 288 00:14:22,309 --> 00:14:23,828 ♪ Give you what you ask for ♪ 289 00:14:23,966 --> 00:14:26,313 ♪ Givin' you the whole shake I'ma give you the whole shake ♪ 290 00:14:26,451 --> 00:14:28,764 ♪ I'm stuck to the dance floor With the, with the whole tape ♪ 291 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,766 ♪ With the, with the, With the whole tape ♪ 292 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,906 - ♪ I say, yeah ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 293 00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:34,563 - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 294 00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:36,254 - ♪ Let me see you wobble ♪ - ♪ 'Cause, you do ♪ 295 00:14:36,392 --> 00:14:37,877 ♪ I'ma do, too ♪ 296 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:42,019 ♪ When I move my body Just like this ♪ 297 00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:44,262 ♪ I don't know why But I feel like ♪ 298 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,851 - ♪ Freedom ♪ - ♪ Freedom ♪ 299 00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:49,750 ♪ I hear a song That takes me back ♪ 300 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,236 ♪ And I let go with so much ♪ 301 00:14:52,374 --> 00:14:55,377 - ♪ Freedom ♪ - ♪ Freedom ♪ 302 00:14:55,515 --> 00:14:57,724 ♪ Free to live ♪ 303 00:14:57,862 --> 00:14:59,312 ♪ I'm gonna get ♪ 304 00:14:59,795 --> 00:15:01,590 ♪ 'Cause it's my free-- ♪ 305 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,078 Two tables? There's two tables out there. 306 00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:09,046 This is why I don't like making compromises. 307 00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:11,186 People just take advantage of my niceness. 308 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,360 Niceness? 309 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,984 You've been bullying me ever since I got here. 310 00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:18,469 You don't run things around here. 311 00:15:18,607 --> 00:15:20,091 I just want you to know you've made an enemy, 312 00:15:20,229 --> 00:15:22,128 and a very powerful enemy. 313 00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:25,959 Boy. 314 00:15:26,097 --> 00:15:28,789 In my head, that was a far more dramatic exit. 315 00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:32,655 - What's wrong with your back? - I don't know. 316 00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:34,864 I did something to it when I was moving the 317 00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:37,971 the car. I pushed a car out of the way. 318 00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:41,147 Well, dancers hurt their lower back all the time. 319 00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:43,701 This stretch helps. You have to release the SI joint. 320 00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:44,874 Like this. 321 00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:49,155 Oh. 322 00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:50,984 Yeah. 323 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:52,779 Still hurts. 324 00:15:53,504 --> 00:15:54,470 Now you try. 325 00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:55,644 Ooh. 326 00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:02,030 Like that? 327 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,101 That's not even close. 328 00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:06,966 I'm doing just what you just did. 329 00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:10,590 Yeah. 330 00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:11,763 One 331 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,559 - There we go - two 332 00:16:14,697 --> 00:16:17,148 - Oh, b-- - three. 333 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,427 Okay, not even close. 334 00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:22,498 But you're some sort of athlete. 335 00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:24,017 Yeah. 336 00:16:24,707 --> 00:16:25,708 We have to be. 337 00:16:25,846 --> 00:16:27,193 Just like Ginger Rogers. 338 00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:29,712 She did everything Fred Astaire did but backwards 339 00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:31,300 - and in heels. - And in heels. Yeah. 340 00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:34,752 You watch old movies too? 341 00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:38,998 My late wife and I used to love them, yes. 342 00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:44,624 - I'm sorry. - Thanks. 343 00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:47,765 I lost my husband too. 344 00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:51,493 - Really? - To a dancer on TikTok. 345 00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,772 Now they're both dead to me. 346 00:16:59,294 --> 00:17:00,467 Feels better. 347 00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,746 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 348 00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:07,060 Let me guess. 349 00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:10,098 Two picnic tables aren't the first sign of the apocalypse. 350 00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:13,204 Riley really likes this job. 351 00:17:13,342 --> 00:17:15,413 I don't want to do anything to jeopardize it. 352 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,175 I 353 00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:20,280 Maybe I don't need two picnic tables out there either. 354 00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:21,730 Damn right. 355 00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:23,870 So I'll keep one. 356 00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:26,700 Okay. One. 357 00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:29,600 All right. Truce? 358 00:17:30,463 --> 00:17:31,464 Truce. 359 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,920 And maybe stop cursing at my dancers. 360 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,613 I think that big guy likes it. 361 00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:49,585 What the hell? 362 00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:51,380 What the hell? 363 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,625 Me agreeing to one table wasn't enough for you, 364 00:17:54,763 --> 00:17:56,005 so you had to get rid of it? 365 00:17:56,144 --> 00:17:57,317 I didn't take the table. 366 00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,802 - You didn't? - Mr. Parker! 367 00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:02,426 I didn't take the table. 368 00:18:02,564 --> 00:18:04,324 I'll tell you one thing, 369 00:18:04,462 --> 00:18:07,224 this kind of stuff wouldn't happen up in the residence of Cascade Hills. 370 00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:10,330 You know what? This has gone too far. 371 00:18:10,468 --> 00:18:13,195 - What? - I'm sorry I fixed your back. 372 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,645 You know, you're making it worse right now. 373 00:18:14,783 --> 00:18:16,371 Good. 374 00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:19,167 Good? So, I can be good when you get the bill from my doctor. 375 00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:21,410 - Hmm. - Once again, this exit-- 376 00:18:21,548 --> 00:18:23,964 I know. So much more dramatic in your head. 377 00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:25,518 This isn't over. 378 00:18:25,656 --> 00:18:27,175 This hasn't even begun. 379 00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:28,659 Oh. 380 00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,524 They scare me. 381 00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:35,493 This talk is important. 382 00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,978 Carter can't learn about sex from that fantasy stuff. 383 00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:40,671 And I can't unsee what I saw. 384 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,399 Hey, uh, what's up? 385 00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:47,643 Carter, I want to talk about women and their bodies. 386 00:18:47,781 --> 00:18:48,817 - Oh, Mom - Sit. 387 00:18:48,955 --> 00:18:49,990 I'm out. 388 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:56,583 The Internet is all about male fantasy, 389 00:18:56,721 --> 00:19:00,380 but I promise you there's nothing more exciting than reality. 390 00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:04,108 As you know, if the egg gets an X chromosome 391 00:19:04,246 --> 00:19:07,491 from both the male and female parent, the resulting offspring will be-- 392 00:19:07,629 --> 00:19:08,664 You know what? 393 00:19:08,802 --> 00:19:10,010 - Let me take it from here. - Okay. Okay. 394 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,150 Thank God. 395 00:19:11,288 --> 00:19:13,152 Okay, listen. Uh 396 00:19:14,463 --> 00:19:15,637 Big picture. 397 00:19:16,879 --> 00:19:19,088 Every living thing is like an engine. 398 00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:23,817 Women's bodies are like the carburetor to that engine, right? 399 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,199 They control the fuel and air mixture, very important. 400 00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:29,513 But they control the power to that engine. 401 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,722 Okay, okay. Taking notes. 402 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:35,864 All right. No matter what you've heard, women have all the power. 403 00:19:36,002 --> 00:19:38,073 They control everything. Never forget that. 404 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,868 Now who's into fantasy? 405 00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:45,184 And we're talking about women with two wings, right? Not four wings. 406 00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:46,909 Griffin, not Pegasi, right? 407 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,850 Yeah. Page 49, pachyderm reproduction. 408 00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:58,404 Study it. 409 00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:11,624 Screw you, old man Parker. 410 00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:15,110 If there's no skating in the alley, there's no table in the alley. 411 00:20:20,426 --> 00:20:22,842 It was those meddling kids. 412 00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,845 Gotta say, "old man Parker" has a nice ring to it.