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Matt's not here. Good, he can't
complain that we're late.
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I'm Matt Parker. Punctuality
is one of my turn-ons.
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If you're early,
you're on time.
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If you're on time, you're late.
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And if you're late--
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You're gonna get fired
for two bad impressions.
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He has risen.
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Yeah, chairs are all fun
and games till you need 'em.
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Hey, guys.
We need a screwdriver.
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Me too, girl. But remember what
we said, no vodka before lunch.
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No,
the righty-tighty tool kind.
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I can't be lefty-loosey
at work.
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You guys know Amelie, right?
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Yeah, sure.
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That's the guy who asked
for my number three times.
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It's a volume business, baby.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you insane?
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You can't take one of your
dad's tools out of his shop.
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Ooh, my name's Gabe.
I follow all of Matt's rules.
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Eve gets back tomorrow
from her tour with Usher,
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and I have to replace a mirror
that broke in the dance studio.
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- What are you doing?
- Can't let you take
that tool, ma'am.
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It's for your own safety.
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Oh, yeah.
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You may be his daughter,
but them tools are his babies.
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Okay, I'm a dance teacher
and this is...
this is hurting my eyes.
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Fine. God.
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- Ugh, I'll ask my dad,
you babies.
- Riley, when you get a second,
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there's, uh, something
I wanna talk to you about.
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Oh, yeah? What?
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Yeah, not here.
You know, it's kind of private.
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Private?
Am I in trouble?
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Hope I'm not gonna get spanked.
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All right, Riley, what's
going on with you and Gabe?
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You've been acting weird
around him all summer.
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What?
What are you talking about?
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Come on, man.
When we went to go do karaoke,
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you couldn't even sing
"Summer Loving" with Gabe.
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I had to be Sandy.
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Okay, fine.
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Remember when I got drunk
at my divorce party
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and Gabe took me home?
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Well, I passed out
on the couch.
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Oh, I don't like where
this is going.
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Continue.
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Gabe said he had feelings
for me.
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How you know
when you was passed out?
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I faked sleeping. I'm a woman.
I fake lots of things.
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I can't deal with this right
now. I just got a divorce.
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I can't think about
a relationship.
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But I don't want
to hurt his feelings.
He's my best friend.
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If he's your best friend,
you need more friends.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.
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Just came in to say hi,
I love you, and I need
to borrow a screwdriver.
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Riley, what's the
number one rule in my shop?
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Uh, democracy stops
at the door?
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So you have read the handbook.
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Number one rule in here
is we don't loan tools out
to anybody.
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Dad, please,
I just have to fix something
before Eve gets back tomorrow.
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Eve's coming back tomorrow?
Like tomorrow, tomorrow?
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Yes, Annie.
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The sun will come out tomorrow,
and then Eve will be here.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy.
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Ugh, Dad, I know you hate Eve,
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but can you please just try
to be nice to her?
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Pretend she's
a female Joe Rogan
who smells like a dry rub.
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You just described
the perfect woman.
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Hey, there she is. You excited
about going back to school?
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Grandpa, only nerds and noobs
get excited about day one.
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I like to lay back,
swoop in on day two,
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and crush their dreams.
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The last thing you wanna
be today is too extra.
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And I rest my case.
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Ooh... that's definitely extra.
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Extra handsome!
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Thanks, Mom.
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I'm going all out to win
the heart of Lily Martinez.
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You're lucky you're too big
to fit into a locker.
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Dad!
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What? He looks like he's ready
to whack somebody
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or he's the doorman
at a strip club.
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So, Carter, how did you decide
this was the best way
to impress Lily?
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I asked
my relationship adviser.
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How do I dress
to impress a lady?
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If you want to dress
like a ten, be Italian.
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Honey...
...don't ask AI,
just be yourself.
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That's worse.
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All right, just go,
you're gonna be late.
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And remember, leave the gun,
take the cannoli.
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Great. Great.
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Damn it.
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Okay.
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Door shut. Walking. Walking.
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Should be getting to her door.
She's at her door.
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Matt Parker, are you hiding?
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No, I'm not hiding.
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Is it because we kissed
and then you didn't call me
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or text me for three months?
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Uh, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's not...
That's not how it was.
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No. Hold on, hold on a second.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Welcome back. And to be honest,
you kissed me.
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Well, obviously you
didn't like it, which is cool.
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I get the message.
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The only message you sent.
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Eve, I didn't not like it.
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Oh...
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Talk sexy to me, big boy.
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I just...
I wasn't sure I wanted
to get into a relationship.
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Who said anything
about a relationship?
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I'm not looking
to go steady, Grandpa.
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I just thought we could,
you know, hang out,
do whatever.
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Does that mean
what I think it means?
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It means whatever
you want it to mean.
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But yes.
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Look, Matt, I like you.
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But I understand
if you're not ready.
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If you change your mind,
you can text me.
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Oh, wait. No. Forgot.
You don't do that.
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Hey. Hope this isn't too weird,
but, uh...
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I gotta talk to somebody
about this, uh...
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I met a woman. And get this,
it's Riley's boss.
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That's right,
Riley's got a job, so I'll wait
for you to roll over.
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Uh...
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We kissed, and I'm not sure
what that means.
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Well, it means
you're a big ol' slut.
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Hey, Charlotte,
this isn't your usual day.
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Yeah, well, this woman's
husband ruined Tuesdays for me.
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Guy's a real chatterbox.
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Yeah, I-I think she died
just to get a break from him.
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Anyway, so...
so you met someone, yeah?
Come here, sit, spill.
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All right. Well, um, yeah,
I met this woman,
and, uh, we kissed, uh...
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three months ago, and we
just talked about it today.
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What, you... you kissed her,
and then you didn't talk to her
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or-or text her
for three months?
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Wh-What are you, a millennial?
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She's okay with it.
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She actually said today we can,
um, "Do whatever."
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- Sex. That means sex. Yeah.
- I know what that means.
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Well, it... it seems like you
like her. Hmm?
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And lucky for you,
she has low standards.
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Are you worried
about what Diane would think?
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I don't know that I'm ever
gonna be ready for this.
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Hmm...
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What can we do...
...to get you unstuck?
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- We don't have to do it--
- Wait. But...
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Are you open to doing
small amounts of drugs?
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- No.
- Large amounts?
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No.
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All right. Well, look,
I-I used to go to
this grief support group.
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Oh, I could do drugs.
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These people helped me
get through my stuff
when I lost Ray,
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and I-I think there's
a meeting tonight.
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Boy, that sounds like
a lot of fun. It really does.
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And after that, we could go to
the DMV without an appointment.
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I think this group
is perfect for you.
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Hey, guys. I brought
some fresh meat.
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Say hello to my friend Matt.
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Hi, Matt.
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Welcome.
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Hey, buddy.
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Oh, boy.
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00:09:02,956 --> 00:09:04,336
Don't just stand there.
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00:09:04,474 --> 00:09:09,894
Grief group is like an orgy.
You're either in or out.
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- I'm out.
- No, no, no. No, sit. Sit.
165
00:09:13,276 --> 00:09:15,278
Charlotte, we haven't seen you
in ages.
166
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Yeah, well, I'm all good.
167
00:09:16,935 --> 00:09:18,937
I just wanted
to bring my friend Matt here.
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He lost his wife
a little while ago, and he's
having trouble moving on.
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00:09:22,216 --> 00:09:25,565
- Oh, that's tough.
We've all been there.
- Yeah.
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00:09:25,703 --> 00:09:27,463
I lost my husband
nine years ago.
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Literally lost,
disappeared without a trace.
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I passed
that lie detector test.
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Inadmissible.
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You guys are great.
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I think I'm gonna step outside
and slam my hand in a car door.
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Stop it.
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Come on. You know what?
Moving on is tough, buddy.
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You know,
I slept on the couch last night
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just so I could pretend that
Sally and I had a big fight.
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We had a very
passionate relationship,
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if you know
what I'm talking about.
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We always know what
you're talking about, Roger.
183
00:10:01,324 --> 00:10:03,292
So how... how long has it been?
184
00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,363
18 years.
185
00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:09,954
Eighteen years? So your
grief can actually vote now.
186
00:10:11,714 --> 00:10:16,305
The worst part is, I-I didn't
get to say goodbye to Stan,
187
00:10:16,443 --> 00:10:19,273
and there was
so much left unsaid like,
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00:10:19,688 --> 00:10:22,518
"Nineteen years
and not one orgasm?"
189
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Sorry for your loss.
190
00:10:28,593 --> 00:10:31,251
Well, this has been brutal.
191
00:10:33,011 --> 00:10:34,806
- No, no, no, wait,
Matt, wait a minute.
- No, no. You--
192
00:10:34,944 --> 00:10:36,601
- Wait, wait.
- Why did you bring me here?
193
00:10:36,739 --> 00:10:38,845
- To make a point.
- What's the point?
194
00:10:38,983 --> 00:10:41,054
No, look, it's important
to grieve, but you also have
to move on with your life.
195
00:10:41,192 --> 00:10:43,090
Okay, got that.
I'm moving on with this--
196
00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:45,403
What is wrong with you? Yeah.
- Nothing's... What?
197
00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:48,095
You're a handsome guy.
Why do you keep getting
in your own way?
198
00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:50,511
- You're getting in my way.
You want--
- Yeah, well... You're scared.
199
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,237
- I'm not scared.
I'm not scared.
- Yes. You're scared.
200
00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:53,825
- Stop saying that.
- You're scared to be happy.
201
00:10:53,963 --> 00:10:55,931
- I'm not scared.
- You're scared of intimacy.
202
00:10:56,069 --> 00:10:58,071
- I am not scared of...
I am not scared--
- Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
203
00:10:58,209 --> 00:10:59,382
No, I'm not.
204
00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:02,213
Prove it.
205
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,232
- Well, well, well.
- Oh!
206
00:11:22,336 --> 00:11:23,613
What are you still doing up?
207
00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:25,374
I've been worried sick.
208
00:11:25,512 --> 00:11:29,171
It's 1:00 a.m., which is like
5:00 a.m. in old people time.
209
00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:31,069
Stop freaking out.
210
00:11:31,207 --> 00:11:33,554
You watch your tone
with me, mister.
211
00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:38,007
I know a walk of shame
when I see one.
212
00:11:38,594 --> 00:11:41,424
You don't know what
you're talking about. I was out
with a friend of mine.
213
00:11:41,562 --> 00:11:42,702
A lady friend?
214
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:44,945
Aha!
215
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,878
I'm going to bed.
216
00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:50,882
Just tell me you're
using protection 'cause you
are not ready to be a parent.
217
00:11:51,607 --> 00:11:52,850
Whatever.
218
00:11:54,403 --> 00:11:57,855
Yeah, that's right.
Go to your room and think
about what you've done.
219
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,374
God knows I don't want to.
220
00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:10,108
So, tell me, what did I miss?
What's the hot goss?
221
00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:13,284
Or the warm goss?
I'll take any temperature goss.
222
00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:16,356
Okay, well, get this.
223
00:12:16,494 --> 00:12:20,740
My dad is into someone.
A lady someone.
224
00:12:21,257 --> 00:12:22,500
Oh?
225
00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:25,468
And I think
they slept together last night.
226
00:12:26,815 --> 00:12:28,195
Oh?
227
00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:30,301
Good, you're here.
228
00:12:30,439 --> 00:12:32,199
Did you get my text?
229
00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:34,684
It was the first time
I used the saluting emoji.
Did I nail it?
230
00:12:36,307 --> 00:12:39,551
Yeah, I would love to talk,
but I have to...
231
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:41,450
...return my dad's screwdriver.
232
00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:42,969
Sorry.
233
00:12:44,453 --> 00:12:45,626
Text me?
234
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,319
Yeah, that family.
Don't hold your breath.
235
00:12:50,321 --> 00:12:52,944
Here's your favorite child.
Phillip.
236
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,672
Uh, here, I'll put it away.
237
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,950
You... What's this
big gouge in it?
238
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The only thing that
got screwed in here was me.
239
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,713
By the way, I'm sorry.
240
00:13:03,852 --> 00:13:06,199
What you did last night is
none of my business.
241
00:13:06,337 --> 00:13:09,927
Pro tip,
the trellis up to the bathroom
will hold human weight.
242
00:13:10,928 --> 00:13:12,550
Riley, I'm not ashamed
of anything.
243
00:13:12,688 --> 00:13:15,139
You shouldn't be.
I don't know why I overreacted.
244
00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:16,865
It's like I was saying to Eve,
you know, you--
245
00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:18,245
Wait. What? You told Eve?
246
00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:19,902
You don't share my business
with people.
247
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,524
Why'd you tell Eve?
248
00:13:21,662 --> 00:13:23,561
I'm sorry, she was looking
for any temperature goss.
249
00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:25,149
You crossed the line.
250
00:13:25,287 --> 00:13:26,875
I don't want you sharing
my business with anybody.
251
00:13:27,013 --> 00:13:28,808
Since when do you care
what Eve thinks?
252
00:13:28,946 --> 00:13:30,879
This is why I don't
share anything with you.
253
00:13:31,017 --> 00:13:32,190
Dad.
254
00:13:33,571 --> 00:13:36,125
Is there something going on
with my dad and Eve?
255
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:38,438
Nah, I would know.
256
00:13:38,576 --> 00:13:41,924
I got my finger on the pulse
on this whole block.
257
00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:44,927
Hey, Stitch, you seen Riley?
258
00:13:45,065 --> 00:13:46,549
I'm not here.
259
00:13:52,141 --> 00:13:53,694
She went that way.
260
00:13:57,906 --> 00:14:00,529
Just a little update about that
woman I was telling you about.
261
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:03,359
It might be over now because
of your blabbermouth daughter.
262
00:14:03,497 --> 00:14:04,671
Hey!
263
00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:11,298
You know, I knew it was you
following me down Lankershim.
264
00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:12,782
Why are you here?
265
00:14:12,921 --> 00:14:14,784
Well, I could tell you're upset
266
00:14:14,923 --> 00:14:17,960
and there's obviously something
going on with you and Eve,
so let's talk.
267
00:14:18,098 --> 00:14:21,101
I wanted to tell your mother
how you blab
about my personal business.
268
00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:24,587
Oh, great. Now we're gonna
play good cop, dead cop.
269
00:14:28,419 --> 00:14:31,146
So you get pissed at me, and
you come here and talk to Mom?
270
00:14:31,284 --> 00:14:33,113
Because she's discreet.
271
00:14:33,251 --> 00:14:36,876
She's not up in heaven telling
Lee Iacocca all about
my business.
272
00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:41,742
Well, Mom's gone, but I'm not.
273
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,744
I'm all you've got, Dad, so...
274
00:14:44,573 --> 00:14:45,919
Can you talk to me?
275
00:14:48,611 --> 00:14:50,372
Now you sound like your mother.
276
00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:54,652
Okay. So you remember
the divorce party?
277
00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:58,035
Oh, God, what else did I do?
I blame the open bar.
278
00:14:59,622 --> 00:15:04,110
That night I, um...
I might have, uh, kissed Eve.
279
00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:05,939
No, I'm dying.
280
00:15:07,389 --> 00:15:08,597
No offense.
281
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:13,050
Oh, my God, and I told her
you were with another woman.
282
00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:14,637
Whoopsie.
283
00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:16,467
Yeah, whoopsie.
284
00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:18,779
So how did this happen?
285
00:15:19,435 --> 00:15:21,092
I don't know.
286
00:15:21,472 --> 00:15:23,923
All of a sudden
we were French or something.
287
00:15:25,476 --> 00:15:28,548
Then she goes away on that tour
for what, three months?
288
00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:33,139
And little upset that
I might not have texted her.
289
00:15:34,002 --> 00:15:36,073
For three months?
290
00:15:38,627 --> 00:15:41,837
What is time?
291
00:15:43,114 --> 00:15:44,288
Okay, it was bad.
292
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:48,050
So do you like her?
293
00:15:50,777 --> 00:15:53,262
I hate her less
than everybody else.
294
00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:58,336
Wow, that's serious.
295
00:15:59,544 --> 00:16:03,341
Well, what are you waiting for?
296
00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:05,067
Seize the day.
297
00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:09,796
I mean, look around.
Life is short.
298
00:16:10,831 --> 00:16:12,385
Actually,
that guy lived to 102.
299
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:16,665
Oh, my God, he survived
the Spanish Flu and COVID.
300
00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:19,254
But you know what I'm saying.
301
00:16:19,392 --> 00:16:21,911
Well, yeah, but you might have
messed this up with Eve
302
00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:24,155
'cause you told her
I was with another woman.
303
00:16:24,293 --> 00:16:26,709
Well, not necessarily.
Just talk to her.
304
00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:28,711
Mom, do you approve?
305
00:16:29,402 --> 00:16:30,679
She said yes.
306
00:16:32,163 --> 00:16:34,545
And then she told me
I need a better bra.
307
00:16:41,414 --> 00:16:42,829
Gabe's not here. You're good.
308
00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:45,038
No, now I want to talk to him.
309
00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:47,351
I was just yelling at my dad
for avoiding stuff,
310
00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:50,216
and I realized
I've been doing the same thing.
311
00:16:50,354 --> 00:16:51,355
You know...
312
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,427
...an emotionally repressed
apple does not fall far
313
00:16:54,565 --> 00:16:56,670
from a psychologically
damaged tree.
314
00:16:57,947 --> 00:17:00,122
I'm just gonna tell Gabe
that I can't get involved
315
00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:02,400
because if anything happened
to our friendship,
316
00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:03,953
I don't know what I would do.
317
00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:06,370
I mean, he's just
like the kindest, sweetest,
318
00:17:06,508 --> 00:17:08,199
most wonderful person
I've ever known.
319
00:17:08,337 --> 00:17:10,305
Riley, listen to yourself.
320
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:13,446
The guy you're describing
is definitely the guy
you should be dating.
321
00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:16,725
And if you don't,
you're a damn fool.
322
00:17:16,863 --> 00:17:19,900
Whoa, hot and hurtful take.
323
00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:22,765
Look, I know you
just got divorced,
324
00:17:22,903 --> 00:17:24,698
but you can't
plan these things,
325
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:29,496
and if you wait,
and it don't happen,
you'll never forgive yourself.
326
00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:32,568
Oh, good, you're here.
327
00:17:32,706 --> 00:17:34,743
- I really have to talk to you.
- Go, go.
328
00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:36,641
Uh, actually...
329
00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:38,264
...I have something
to say to you too.
330
00:17:38,402 --> 00:17:41,577
Okay. Rock, paper, scissors
to see who goes first.
331
00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:44,477
Oh, actually, you go.
332
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:46,099
I always throw a rock
and you know that.
333
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:48,895
That is so stupid.
334
00:17:50,966 --> 00:17:55,108
Gabe...
...you and I have known
each other a long time.
335
00:17:55,246 --> 00:17:57,179
I mean, you're
practically my oldest friend,
336
00:17:57,317 --> 00:18:01,804
and I guess I never appreciated
you until I moved back to LA.
337
00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:06,602
I've been thinking
about this a lot,
and, uh, I realized that...
338
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,883
Why don't you go first?
339
00:18:13,057 --> 00:18:15,163
Yeah. Amelie and I are dating.
340
00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:17,130
That's what I wanted
to tell you.
341
00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:22,308
You guys are dating?
So that's why you told me no?
342
00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:25,759
Oh!
343
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,485
It all makes sense now.
344
00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:30,868
It's just, you know, we were
just trying to keep it quiet,
345
00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:32,387
you know,
until we knew it was real.
346
00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:36,149
Right, the real deal.
Gabe and Amelie.
347
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,013
Gamelie.
348
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,533
Sorry, Riley,
I was dying to tell you,
349
00:18:40,671 --> 00:18:42,328
but Gabe really wanted
to be the one to do it.
350
00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:46,539
Well, that is great.
You're both great.
351
00:18:46,677 --> 00:18:49,956
You're two great people being
great together.
352
00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:51,785
The Great-y Bunch.
353
00:18:54,202 --> 00:18:57,274
- You're doing too much, girl.
- Oh.
354
00:18:57,412 --> 00:19:00,277
Really glad to hear you
say that because, you know,
355
00:19:00,725 --> 00:19:02,658
your opinion means
so much to me.
356
00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:06,145
Babe, we should get going
'cause dinner's at 7:00.
357
00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:08,837
She's getting me
to try fancy foods.
358
00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:10,908
You know what I had yesterday?
359
00:19:11,046 --> 00:19:12,496
Cilantro.
360
00:19:20,331 --> 00:19:22,161
Finger on the pulse?
361
00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:26,130
I know everything
that's happening on the block?
362
00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:31,998
Well, the important thing is,
we found out
why she told me no.
363
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:42,077
- Hey, Eve.
- Well, if it isn't
the Golden Bachelor.
364
00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:46,978
Did you come straight
from the Playboy Mansion?
365
00:19:49,257 --> 00:19:53,157
Listen, Eve,
Riley had no right telling you
about my personal business.
366
00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:55,780
Matt, you don't owe me
an explanation.
There's nothing between us.
367
00:19:55,918 --> 00:19:58,024
You can do whatever
with whoever.
368
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,346
That's a pretty good whatever.
369
00:20:11,934 --> 00:20:13,867
Wait, am I the other woman now?
370
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,663
Nothing happened with her.
371
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:18,907
Good,
'cause I will cut a bitch.
372
00:20:21,427 --> 00:20:23,325
Noted.
373
00:20:23,463 --> 00:20:28,744
And the truth be told,
I haven't been able
to stop thinking about, um...
374
00:20:28,882 --> 00:20:30,194
that kiss and you.
375
00:20:31,402 --> 00:20:32,886
So are we trying this?
376
00:20:35,613 --> 00:20:36,718
Yes.
377
00:20:38,582 --> 00:20:40,653
It's gonna take
a little time on my side
378
00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:42,620
'cause it's been,
like, 40 years,
379
00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:45,174
and I gotta get used
to women not wearing pantyhose
380
00:20:45,313 --> 00:20:48,108
and always wearing
workout wear, although I like--
381
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,084
Could you chew any louder?
382
00:20:59,085 --> 00:21:01,260
Hey, he just had
his heart broken.
383
00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:03,710
Yeah, Pops.
384
00:21:03,848 --> 00:21:06,472
Me and Lily
are never gonna happen
so I'm eating my feelings.
385
00:21:07,196 --> 00:21:09,889
Can't you just take out
your hearing aids?
386
00:21:12,478 --> 00:21:15,239
Hi, I brought someone
home with me.
387
00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:18,380
Hey, Carter.
388
00:21:18,518 --> 00:21:21,797
Lily, what are you doing here
where I live and...
389
00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:25,249
eat nachos
in my Pokémon pajamas?
390
00:21:26,423 --> 00:21:28,632
I'm really struggling
with seventh grade math.
391
00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:30,806
It's just so hard.
392
00:21:30,944 --> 00:21:33,568
So I asked Lily to be my tutor.
393
00:21:35,017 --> 00:21:37,192
I have to change.
Might take a while.
394
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,711
No worries.
395
00:21:38,849 --> 00:21:40,678
- Ready, Carter?
- Yes.
396
00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:45,649
Thank you.
397
00:21:46,201 --> 00:21:48,099
Aw...
398
00:21:48,617 --> 00:21:49,998
He's gonna blow this.
399
00:21:50,516 --> 00:21:52,414
- Yep.
- Absolutely.