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What are you guys doing?

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Be cool, be cool, be cool.

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What's going on? Are you
in trouble? Did someone
demand health insurance?

4
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We're doing a car
for LA's greatest hero.

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The big boy from Bob's Big Boy?

6
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No, Mookie Betts, LA Dodgers.
MVP, World Series champ.

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Oh, my God. I love him.
Mama's little Mookie bear.

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- Thanks for coming by, Mookie.
- Yes, sir.

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Okay. Your 1970 Dodge Charger
is going to be great,

10
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and we're gonna rename it
the 1970 Dodger.

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- Mmm. Nice. Okay. All right.
- Cool.

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- I want you to meet
my daughter, Riley.
- Hi.

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Stitch and Gabe.

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Hello, Mookie Betts.

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Matt tells me
you guys are the best.

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Said MVP to MVP.

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We're gonna do a great job

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'cause we don't want to
make you mad and have you
Charger the mound.

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This guy isn't gonna work
on my car, right?

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- Mookie, thanks a lot, man.
- Well, nice to meet everyone.

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Gabe, seriously,
don't touch my car.

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- See you later, Mookie.
- Bye, Mookie Bear.

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Matt, you wanted to, uh,
talk to me about that thing,

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that communist thing

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- you said you didn't like.
- Okay, yeah.

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The only thing I like
about communists really are
their barbers, right?

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Two billion people,
same haircut?
That's efficiency.

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Hey, thanks for being discreet.
I don't want them
knowing about us.

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So, let's act like
we're fighting in here.

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Just dramatic arm movements
like this. A lot of that.

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But you're so pleasant
and easy to get along with,
who would believe it?

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Good. Well, I'm thinking about
on our first date Saturday
night we'll go French.

33
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Why don't we just keep it
casual and hang? Maybe a hike!

34
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They seem really mad
at each other.

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No, my friend.
That's what we call chemistry.
Sexual chemistry.

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Please, they're not a couple.
They hate each other.

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Who said couple?
I don't feel good.

38
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No.
Now I know Matt and Eve
got something going on.

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Something sexual.

40
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How about this? NoHo Golf.
We get something to eat.

41
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Is that casual enough for ya?

42
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Sounds good. Looking forward
to it. Five o'clock.

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Perfect.
Sounds like a lot of fun.

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Get out.

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- And another thing,
Matt Parker.
- Yeah?

46
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Turns out I don't mind
everyone knowing
your personal business.

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Yeah, dawg!

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I don't want to talk about it.

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- Hey.
- Hello there.

50
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Listen, if you're selling
cookies, knives or Jesus,
we don't need anything.

51
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Did you just slam the door
on Georgia's friend?

52
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- I think I did, yeah.
- What?

53
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She's coming over to hang.

54
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You must be Olivia.
Hi. I'm sorry about the mix-up.
My dad's a little...

55
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OMG. Ignore her.

56
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It's okay. My mom's also
super old and cringe.

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I don't see cringe.
I see comfy and cute.
Game recognizes game.

58
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And Costco recognizes Costco.

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- I'm Jen.
- Riley. Do you wanna
come in for a sec?

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Sure. Is that rosé?

61
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Um...

62
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I'm definitely not drinking
at a kids' playdate.

63
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Neither am I.
But I'd like to be.

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Where have you been
all my life?

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Target.

66
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Do you like charcuterie?
I already cut the cheese.

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Oh, my God.

68
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That's the first time
I've actually used
that phrase that way.

69
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Good. More people in my house.

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Hey, Mom. Can we Postmate
some smoothies?

71
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Why? Because pushing
the button on the blender
has become too exhausting?

72
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Go ahead, sweetie.

73
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Ooh, a blazer?
Are you getting inducted into
the Angry Guy Hall of Fame?

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That's pretty funny.
This is from
the Troy Aikman collection.

75
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I'm going to pick up Eve.

76
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And before your date,
you're going to run
for city council?

77
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It's not actually a date.
It's just a casual hang.

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In 1984?

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Who even are you?

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This is Olivia's mom, Jen.
We're basically
the same person.

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- Hello, Jen.
- Hi.

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Maybe try a tank top
under the blazer.

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Oh, nice. Very Pedro Pascal.

84
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You know what's wrong
with your generation?

85
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Oh, yay. This should be fun.

86
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They need celebrities
to tell you what to wear,
what to drink, what to eat.

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You know what Matt Parker
endorses?

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Anything that starts with
"Back in my day"?

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Not being a sheep worshipping
at the altar to fame.
I like what I'm wearing.

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Ooh!

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Pops, that fit is fire.

92
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Okay, maybe I'll change.

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Thanks for helping me
with my car, Stitch.

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I needed a break,
to be honest, you know?

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Georgia's got a friend over.
Mom's got a friend.
Too much estro.

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Oh, look who decided
to show up.

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Sorry, I'm late. I was at
Amelie's dog's "bark-mitzvah."

98
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Let me tell you something,
dogs don't need a party.

99
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Anything that can lick
his own junk,
every day it's his birthday.

100
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Okay, but, uh,
it's a rescue, so...

101
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I'm in a wheelchair.
Where's my party?

102
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Dude, are you mad or something?

103
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Me? No.
But it's rude to Carter.
You showing up here all late.

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He was really counting on you.

105
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Not really.

106
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This sad little poor
little nerd ain't got no life.

107
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Okay. Um...

108
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Sitting right here.

109
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Why are you acting weird?

110
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I'm acting weird?
Dude, you've been acting
super flaky lately.

111
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No, matter of fact,
you've been acting like...

112
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You know what?
I'm not gonna say the word
in front of the kid.

113
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No, no, no. I'm cool with
cursing. I watch <i>Wheel of
Fortune</i> with my grandpa.

114
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Ugh. My ex was the worst.

115
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He got really into CrossFit.
And then even more into
his trainer, Javier.

116
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I married a bass player.

117
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And you win.

118
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But, hey, the further you get
from the divorce,
the easier it gets.

119
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Now I just do whatever I want.
Started making ice cubes
out of wine.

120
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Oh, my God.
You need to go on <i>Shark Tank</i>.

121
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Hey, what do you say
we do a girls' night tonight?

122
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Really? Afternoon hang
followed by same-night hang?

123
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Are we moving too fast?
Do I even care?

124
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Mom, can we go?

125
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Yeah.
I bet the smoothies
are making Olivia gassy.

126
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She's lactose intolerant.

127
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Like her dad.
- Mom. God.

128
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Don't worry. I'll put the rest
of your rosé in an ice tray.

129
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Perfect. See you later.

130
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Olivia's mom is a lot.

131
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Hey, watch it.
That's my friend. Literally
my one friend.

132
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In fact,
she's coming back tonight.
Girls' night. What-what?

133
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No. Olivia's the worst.

134
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What-what?

135
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But you guys had so much
in common like... how all moms
are old and cringe.

136
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She was being mean to me.

137
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Honey, I'm sorry. Maybe you
should talk to Olivia about it.

138
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And maybe you should
tell Olivia's mom to suck it.

139
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You cannot be her friend.

140
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Jen didn't do anything to you.

141
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She gave birth to a monster!

142
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Olivia is my enemy.

143
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And the mother of my enemy
is also my mother's enemy.

144
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Right?

145
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- Fine, I'll cancel.
- Good.

146
00:08:04,449 --> 00:08:05,657
So mean.

147
00:08:07,659 --> 00:08:09,074
- Did you say something?
- No.

148
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<i>Matt? Why...
Are you on my porch?</i>

149
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Hey, what gave it away?

150
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The fact that I'm standing
in front of the blue door
with the weird pink chair

151
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and the doormat that says
"namaste"?

152
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Which I would add
"Nama-stay off my proper-tay."

153
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I'm already at NoHo Golf.

154
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<i>Why are you at NoHo Golf?
I'm here to pick you up
on our date.</i>

155
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Well, you didn't say anything
about driving together.

156
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We said five o'clock.
Going on a date.

157
00:08:46,215 --> 00:08:49,977
I mean, even Ted Bundy
had the courtesy
to pick up his date.

158
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It's basic safety.
What if you give
your home address to a creeper?

159
00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:56,777
<i>I'm not a creeper
you met on the Internet.</i>

160
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I'm a creeper you met in
an alley behind an auto shop.

161
00:09:01,817 --> 00:09:03,025
I'll see ya.

162
00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:06,131
<i>Hey, Parker.</i>

163
00:09:06,718 --> 00:09:07,926
Nice butt.

164
00:09:16,072 --> 00:09:19,869
Your hips
are even less flexible
than your opinions.

165
00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:21,906
But I hit the target, Eve.

166
00:09:22,044 --> 00:09:23,252
Though I may be set in my ways,

167
00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:25,772
it's not my fault
my ways are always right.

168
00:09:27,049 --> 00:09:29,327
Well, I hope you can
move better than that.

169
00:09:29,465 --> 00:09:30,673
Yeah, well...

170
00:09:31,294 --> 00:09:32,330
Ooh.

171
00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:36,403
Just give me
a little boom-boom...

172
00:09:36,817 --> 00:09:38,785
- Okay. Yep.
- ...you know, like the conga.

173
00:09:41,822 --> 00:09:43,583
You should clear the area.

174
00:09:44,791 --> 00:09:46,240
Is that how you teach people
how to dance?

175
00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,864
You're gonna get a lawsuit
if you keep doing that.

176
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- A martini for the lady.
- Thank you, Lincoln.

177
00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,767
- And a beer.
- Hey, thanks, man.

178
00:09:55,905 --> 00:09:57,942
Oh, oh, that's gin.

179
00:09:58,839 --> 00:10:00,392
You ordered a martini.

180
00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:03,706
I ordered a vodka martini.
Whatever. Alcohol is alcohol.

181
00:10:03,844 --> 00:10:05,501
Let's just get you
another drink.

182
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,434
- Get you the right one.
- No, no. No, no,
it's totally fine.

183
00:10:07,572 --> 00:10:09,539
- Let's get the drink you want.
- Seriously, it's no big deal.

184
00:10:09,678 --> 00:10:12,991
He's busy. By the second one,
it could be toilet wine.
I wouldn't care.

185
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,029
Hey, Lincoln. Let's get
the right drink in here.

186
00:10:18,065 --> 00:10:21,413
Ugh. What are you doing here?
Didn't you get
my message canceling?

187
00:10:21,551 --> 00:10:25,659
I did, but I thought
you were joking,
which would be so us.

188
00:10:26,556 --> 00:10:28,420
I wish. The problem is Georgia.

189
00:10:28,558 --> 00:10:30,802
She says we're not allowed
to see each other.

190
00:10:31,527 --> 00:10:32,735
I can't go.

191
00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:36,221
Seriously?
Olivia hates everything I do.

192
00:10:36,359 --> 00:10:38,568
Are we really gonna let
our daughters run our lives?

193
00:10:39,052 --> 00:10:40,053
So, what are you saying?

194
00:10:40,191 --> 00:10:41,710
They're not the boss of us.

195
00:10:41,848 --> 00:10:43,090
They're not?

196
00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:48,095
Georgia,
I gotta go to the studio.
There's a dance emergency.

197
00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:51,927
Someone has to show them how to
whip and how to nae nae. Bye.

198
00:11:00,107 --> 00:11:01,833
You guys see the game
this weekend?

199
00:11:03,628 --> 00:11:04,836
Any of 'em?

200
00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:07,459
Where's the socket wrench?

201
00:11:07,597 --> 00:11:10,600
Maybe you should look for it
at Amelie's dog's after-party.

202
00:11:11,049 --> 00:11:12,499
Guys. Come on.

203
00:11:12,637 --> 00:11:14,743
You've been taking shots
at each other all day,

204
00:11:14,881 --> 00:11:17,435
and it's honestly weird
when they're not aimed at me.

205
00:11:18,229 --> 00:11:21,439
You got a problem with Amelie
or her golden doodle Alan?

206
00:11:21,577 --> 00:11:24,649
No, I got a problem
with Alan mama's boyfriend.

207
00:11:25,132 --> 00:11:26,444
Okay, okay, enough.

208
00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:29,136
If you guys won't settle this,
then I will.

209
00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:33,209
- Like an adult.
- With a game of chicken?
To the death?

210
00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:36,419
No, but close.
With Dungeons and Dragons.

211
00:11:36,557 --> 00:11:39,250
It's a proven way
to get people to work together.

212
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,630
You travel with dice?

213
00:11:40,769 --> 00:11:42,218
Uh...

214
00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:45,981
Hello, I'm a dungeon master.
I'm always packing, okay?

215
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,294
I really need
more Black friends.

216
00:11:50,157 --> 00:11:52,228
Sit and I'll assign you
your characters.

217
00:11:55,369 --> 00:11:56,508
Ahem.

218
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,447
Greetings, fellow travelers!

219
00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:07,727
I am Carterus Con Queso.

220
00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:13,077
And you are Gabilor the bard.
Poet of love.

221
00:12:13,215 --> 00:12:14,630
Hey, should I rhyme
when I talk?

222
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:15,942
- Yes.
- No.

223
00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:18,565
You know what?
This is dumb, man.

224
00:12:18,703 --> 00:12:23,363
You know, the only fantasy game
I play is football
on the new ESPN app.

225
00:12:23,915 --> 00:12:25,952
The made-up game
that real men play.

226
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:30,819
And you are Stitchimus,
the sewing centaur.

227
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:35,893
The more he sews,
his power grows.

228
00:12:36,894 --> 00:12:38,343
What?

229
00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:43,072
Who am I? Gabilor or Eminem?

230
00:12:47,145 --> 00:12:48,353
Can I bring you anything else?

231
00:12:48,491 --> 00:12:50,666
Oh. Nope, just the check.
Thank you.

232
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:51,978
He already paid for it.

233
00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:56,223
What? No, the man
doesn't have to pay.

234
00:12:56,361 --> 00:12:58,570
- Let's go dutch.
- It's already been done, Eve.

235
00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:03,058
And how cheap are the Dutch
that they're only remembered
for that one thing.

236
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,750
I'm not letting you do this.

237
00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:07,614
It's my pleasure.

238
00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:11,135
How about this?
Closest to the target pays.

239
00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:13,689
Okay. So, I'll pay.

240
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:14,897
Ha ha.

241
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:20,454
- All right, watch and learn.
- Put that tight booty
under it, Parker!

242
00:13:21,076 --> 00:13:23,147
Oh!

243
00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:25,114
Oh, gosh. Are you okay?

244
00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:26,806
I meant to do that.

245
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,673
Mmm. You know, I've never
had orange wine. I like it.

246
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,849
Of course you do. Getting tipsy
and fighting scurvy.

247
00:13:37,402 --> 00:13:40,923
And, hey, I just wanted to say,
everyone makes mistakes.

248
00:13:41,061 --> 00:13:42,787
I'm sure Olivia
didn't mean any harm.

249
00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:45,065
What are you talking about?

250
00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:49,138
You know, the reason
she was mean to Georgia.
Maybe Olivia was gassy?

251
00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:56,214
Wait, Olivia wasn't mean
to Georgia.
Georgia was mean to Olivia.

252
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:58,734
What? Georgia's not mean.

253
00:13:59,252 --> 00:14:00,563
Actually, that tracks.

254
00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:03,359
You know,
Olivia's hero is Hailey Bieber,

255
00:14:03,497 --> 00:14:05,706
and Georgia said
that anyone who spends $20

256
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:10,125
on a Hailey Bieber smoothie
is "a sheep worshipping
at the altar of fame."

257
00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:13,197
Okay, see,
so, that's not Georgia,

258
00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:16,925
that's Georgia repeating
my dad repeating Joe Rogan.

259
00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:22,413
Okay. I'm just saying
it would be nice if she could
respect her friend's beliefs.

260
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:26,900
Okay, but liking Hailey Bieber
isn't a belief.

261
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,213
Celebrity brands
are ridiculous.

262
00:14:29,351 --> 00:14:32,423
Do we really need
Snoop Dogg's line of Tupperware
to keep our weed fresh?

263
00:14:34,183 --> 00:14:37,083
Bad example,
that's a great idea.
But you get my point.

264
00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:42,605
Okay, and my point is that
your daughter is a little mean.

265
00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:45,608
Stop insulting
my daughter.

266
00:14:45,746 --> 00:14:47,852
If you've got a problem
with her, you've got
a problem with me.

267
00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:52,063
So, get on board
with both of us, or take off
your earrings and let's dance.

268
00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:58,690
So, halfsies?

269
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,938
Hey. How you doing?

270
00:15:05,076 --> 00:15:09,978
Eh. Okay. I think
we set a record for
the worst first date ever.

271
00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:14,327
Hey, come on, come on.
We had a good time.

272
00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:16,156
I'm in the hospital.

273
00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:19,504
Right. Well, I got to admit,

274
00:15:19,642 --> 00:15:21,713
I mean, almost killing you
with a golf ball
wasn't part of my plan

275
00:15:21,851 --> 00:15:23,025
but we had some fun.

276
00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:24,337
We had some fun.

277
00:15:24,475 --> 00:15:26,477
Like when you made
the waiter cry?

278
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,238
That was pretty easy.
That was a good time.

279
00:15:29,376 --> 00:15:30,688
But you got the drink
you wanted.

280
00:15:30,826 --> 00:15:33,035
No, I got the drink
you wanted me to have.

281
00:15:33,173 --> 00:15:34,726
Which is the drink you wanted.

282
00:15:34,864 --> 00:15:37,453
See? We don't see eye to eye
on anything.

283
00:15:37,591 --> 00:15:39,248
- Where to go,
how to get there...
- Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve.

284
00:15:39,386 --> 00:15:41,802
...who should pay,
what hospital I should go to.

285
00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:44,944
The other one
got two stars on Yelp, so...

286
00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:49,983
I'm just saying we might be
a little too different.

287
00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:51,847
It shouldn't be this hard.

288
00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:55,506
Maybe it's time
we just call it.

289
00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:59,199
Ms. Drake, I'll be taking you
for your X-ray.

290
00:15:59,337 --> 00:16:01,201
Would your father
like to join us?

291
00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:12,212
You enter in
the Cavern of Crisis.

292
00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:15,112
To your right,
Princess Amelie is in danger.

293
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,045
To your left, a magic potion.

294
00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:18,460
What do you do?

295
00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:20,565
Man, forget the princess,
I want the potion.

296
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,675
You activate a hidden trap.
An arrow pierces your armor!

297
00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:28,435
Karma.

298
00:16:30,403 --> 00:16:32,543
So, you and the princess
gonna live happily ever after

299
00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:35,373
while the one Black character
in the story dies?

300
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,757
Oh, that's original.

301
00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:41,172
You know what?

302
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:43,347
Gabilor has searched
his whole life for love,

303
00:16:43,485 --> 00:16:47,661
so maybe Stitchimus
should stop acting like
such a "bitchimus."

304
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,217
No, you didn't.

305
00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:53,253
I rhymed what I rhymed.

306
00:16:54,254 --> 00:16:56,808
You know what, man? I'm done.

307
00:16:58,086 --> 00:17:00,536
You're really asking me
to choose between
you and Amelie?

308
00:17:00,674 --> 00:17:02,780
Don't have to 'cause I know
who you're gonna choose.

309
00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:07,578
No, you don't. You're my
ride or die. Always have been.
And I'm yours.

310
00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:09,545
You know, I just didn't think
you're the type of guy

311
00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:12,376
that would blow off your friend
for a girl.

312
00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:18,382
You're right. I'm sorry.
I promise to make
more of an effort.

313
00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:23,111
Like, maybe we could do
Taco Wednesday?

314
00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:27,080
No. But we could do
Waffle Wednesdays.

315
00:17:27,218 --> 00:17:28,909
I love waffles.

316
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,670
I know, silly.

317
00:17:33,776 --> 00:17:34,812
So we're good?

318
00:17:35,502 --> 00:17:37,228
Yeah, we good, man.

319
00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:44,235
And so concludes the tale
of Stitchimus and Gabilor.

320
00:17:44,684 --> 00:17:47,790
Never fear,
their love is always dear.

321
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:51,208
I hear it now.
It's super annoying.

322
00:17:54,521 --> 00:17:55,833
- Uh-huh.
- Whoa.

323
00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:58,801
Did you solve
your dance emergency?

324
00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:01,942
Yes. Yes, I did.

325
00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:07,120
It must have been hard
to find room to whip
and, indeed, nae nae

326
00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:09,847
at Hannah's Wine Bar.

327
00:18:10,848 --> 00:18:13,920
The tracking app
works both ways, traitor.

328
00:18:14,058 --> 00:18:17,026
Fine. I'm sorry,
but you don't have to worry.

329
00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:18,131
Jen is dead to me.

330
00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:21,272
What? Olivia and I made up.

331
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,275
Now she's never gonna be
allowed over.

332
00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:27,106
You made up?
You said she was a monster.

333
00:18:27,244 --> 00:18:30,626
Oh, that was so two hours ago.

334
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:33,457
You need to fix this.

335
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:36,011
Fix it?

336
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,496
What happened to the daughter
of your daughter's enemy's
daughter's mom is your...

337
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:40,153
You're not the boss of me.

338
00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:42,845
- What?
- Nothing.

339
00:18:46,642 --> 00:18:47,850
Hey.

340
00:18:47,988 --> 00:18:49,438
What are you doing here?

341
00:18:49,576 --> 00:18:50,957
Well, you told me to leave,
and I was driving away

342
00:18:51,095 --> 00:18:52,786
and realized I drove you here.

343
00:18:53,856 --> 00:18:56,997
I can't believe you came back.
Even after I yelled at you
to go.

344
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,690
Well, I've never been accused
of being a good listener.

345
00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:02,762
I'm sorry about
what I said earlier.

346
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:05,558
What? Remember,
I'm not a good listener.

347
00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:10,356
I've just gotten used to
taking care of myself.

348
00:19:10,494 --> 00:19:13,393
I haven't dated a guy
like you, like, ever.

349
00:19:13,531 --> 00:19:15,947
Were you expecting
a hipster jackass?

350
00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:20,020
Yeah, I guess I've learned
to lower my expectations.

351
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:24,611
Well, don't do that.
You deserve better.
You really do.

352
00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:27,718
You're an amazing woman.

353
00:19:28,822 --> 00:19:29,892
See that?

354
00:19:30,859 --> 00:19:33,275
Hipster jackasses
don't do that.

355
00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:37,383
Well, I apologize if I was
stubborn or overbearing.

356
00:19:38,315 --> 00:19:41,766
Which is literally something
I could say to anybody
at any time.

357
00:19:42,802 --> 00:19:44,528
But right now
I'm saying it to you.

358
00:19:46,012 --> 00:19:49,395
With that said, uh, would you
consider a second date?

359
00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:51,051
I'd love it.

360
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,846
Great. Don't go away.

361
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,538
Where else am I gonna go?

362
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,269
Welcome...

363
00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:03,098
to our second date.

364
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,203
Aw.

365
00:20:04,341 --> 00:20:06,412
Ow, ow, ow. My knee, my knee.

366
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:10,174
Where'd the candle come from?

367
00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:11,762
A coma patient's room.

368
00:20:13,039 --> 00:20:14,213
Matt.

369
00:20:15,179 --> 00:20:17,561
It's not like
he's gonna know it's gone.

370
00:20:20,771 --> 00:20:23,049
- All right, I'm out of here.
- Are you gonna eat?

371
00:20:23,187 --> 00:20:25,154
No, I have to give Eve a ride.

372
00:20:25,293 --> 00:20:26,501
Yeah, you do.

373
00:20:29,331 --> 00:20:31,264
What's the matter with you?

374
00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:34,750
Is that
a Hailey Bieber smoothie?

375
00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:38,513
I thought you hated
all celebrity products because
people who buy them are sheep.

376
00:20:38,651 --> 00:20:42,793
Yeah, but after I spent
ten minutes at Erewhon
going...

377
00:20:42,931 --> 00:20:46,693
...to everybody in line
they actually gave me two
so I'd leave.

378
00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:50,663
And now I'm a Belieber.